I can just imagine some guy on the street asking Tim for a light, and he pulls out a fucking toy scooter.

@ekmad

9 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Nola or a foot long fake match

@aurelia65536

8 жыл бұрын

Pulls out a bulb "dude..." Lights it

@trpl7

8 жыл бұрын

Or a tiny UFO

@koreboredom4302

8 жыл бұрын

+ekmad that would explain this long, stick-like bulge in his pants.

@tahmidahmed3332

8 жыл бұрын

Or his penis...

"And then he pulls out a comically large matchstick which turns out to be a regular lighter, the most peculiar thing I've ever seen"

@RudiGallon

3 жыл бұрын

ive been looking for this comment

@roso9313

3 жыл бұрын

Yup knew it

@austinsavage5962

3 жыл бұрын

A big lighter i suppose

@ulquiorraamv759

3 жыл бұрын

Is it perhaps bizarre?

@kiraissecretlyapillarman3505

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you here?

This dude makes the type of videos you watch when you're falling asleep at night

@jonahglaves6653

3 жыл бұрын

True story, that’s me right now

@mikshinee87

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonahglaves6653 So good during COVID-19;

@DeadRider88

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then you get so interested that you continue watching

@gum1734

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikshinee87 yea xd

@sandorium

3 жыл бұрын

and you can't asleep because of that

Tim’s enthusiasm is one of the only thing keeping me alive

@Dogprofile

2 жыл бұрын

You good?

@Wow-sr1bk

11 ай бұрын

Are you ok?

I'd say the best lighter here is Tim himself because he lights up my life.

@XxwelkyxX

8 жыл бұрын

that was amazing

@cacatua2429

8 жыл бұрын

And my crack pipe

@private_pony6424

7 жыл бұрын

:3

@theepicpeguin

7 жыл бұрын

lighter from the Nile

@KattoKombatto

7 жыл бұрын

heh

tim should show us his bong collection

@maxdamian6235

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam NorthWestAir Pubic hair

@NecroBanana

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam NorthWestAir Google it.

@atklm1

8 жыл бұрын

+Brandon Poirier-Blair You see there is this little hole that you can cover with your thumb and when you release it, the smoke goes into your lungs and after a very short while, something quite extraordinary happens. Wow.

@BrandonPoirierBlair

8 жыл бұрын

atklm1 sick tutorialz bro

@meddle333

8 жыл бұрын

+atklm1 well done. lol

5:40 he invented the original “I used the stones to destroy the stones”

@ausbossmoved

2 жыл бұрын

yes

"No lighters allowed here" "Alright, but can I bring this battery?" "O…k?"

@ausbossmoved

2 жыл бұрын

YES

Am I the only one who was disappointed by the matchstick lighters just being a stick with a normal lighter stuck in the end?

@me323me

8 жыл бұрын

+gopro25 Yeah, I thought they would be more creative about it.

@joeycordukes1866

8 жыл бұрын

+Me yah I have seen some that the actual top of the match is the lighter but you don't take off the top

@Fizzlecube

7 жыл бұрын

Ever seen an arc lighter? ^^

@picobyte

7 жыл бұрын

Using it now to light up my joint.works perfect.And can give nasty shocks when using it "wrong" :D

@inkblade5993

6 жыл бұрын

love those I wanna take one apart to make a lighter glove but it's not in my cards today

"Ya got a light, Tim?" "How about you *screw* off *Tim pulls out screw lighter*

@iliveinapuddle986

3 жыл бұрын

As hard as I try I just cannot imagine him saying that

@uehejehdjdjej

3 жыл бұрын

I can, after the joke he would have that little smile he has after revealing his toys. Honestly Max that’s hilarious!

@maxdamian6235

3 жыл бұрын

@@uehejehdjdjej thank you :)

@leukemiagaming4064

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxdamian6235 5 years later, you’re still replying to comments. Legend.

@maxdamian6235

3 жыл бұрын

@@leukemiagaming4064 I exist with a leg in time and a leg in eternity, time is not constant. Thanks though :)

"I use the lighter to light the lighter" yo guys this is the older version of "i use the stone to destroy the stones" Tim did it first, suck it thanos

0:35 imagine having to use this while you’re blazing in your room & your parents are asleep

@lucasthomsen7569

4 жыл бұрын

bailey lmao

@incredimixerchannelofficial

3 жыл бұрын

But you CAN take it out of the cover, right?

@andrewrobertson3894

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@5thtimeaccountdeleted.206

3 жыл бұрын

Chav. Put down your crappy dope and pick up a bible. Especially you kids these days. No morals or culture in your lives. Jesus is the only high.

@xbaileyhoward

3 жыл бұрын

@@5thtimeaccountdeleted.206 sounds like you & jesus need a hit to chill tf out

"i don't smoke... heh"

@IlyasJefriAndrian

6 жыл бұрын

FenNick the best part of the video.,. xD

@RagingInsomniac

5 жыл бұрын

Tim is up to something

@cupcakeey6944

5 жыл бұрын

I hope you dont

@alexclark4968

4 жыл бұрын

Not trying to mean but he’s got some pretty dark teeth for someone that’s not a smoker

@cowboyfunkk

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Clark coffee staining?

I always like the comments on this channel. Nobody is cruel and it is all very civilized.

@BlazeChronicGreen420

8 жыл бұрын

+taylor leger look at his name.

@BlazeChronicGreen420

8 жыл бұрын

***** you ask why he would make a comment like that when his name is fist me daddy that's answers the question right there.

@shimm0w0

8 жыл бұрын

BlazeChronicGreen420 Actually, my name is Shimmer Showers, but Google+ limits how often you can change your name.

@Saint-PopeJesusBuddhaChaoF.

8 жыл бұрын

I'm a jew =(

@camaroman101

7 жыл бұрын

Antifoul Awl never noticed that before but it's true

"Do you have a lighter?" "Hell yea I do!" _pulls out giant match_

"ya gót a light fam?" "Hold on!" *Takes out a huge Matchbox out of his bag

@naresu

3 жыл бұрын

a comically large matchbox

@josephpetrikov1286

3 жыл бұрын

You could rob someone with that just from the sheer threatening aura

@ju2tunknown

3 жыл бұрын

What's that accent over the o for?

@ausbossmoved

2 жыл бұрын

@@ju2tunknown idk

5:30 "its lit..."

@skeome

7 жыл бұрын

I was looking in the comments for this haha, I was gonna say it should be used in a remix

@brycewoodcraft3351

7 жыл бұрын

Coll

@adamalamine5288

6 жыл бұрын

i was looking for it too lmao

@i_dont_know1309

6 жыл бұрын

Kiko DABBBBOIII

@i_dont_know1309

6 жыл бұрын

Kiko lol

Now I want to see a giant match that actually functions like a match.

@sercosmo

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aaqor6qwdZCwdZs.html Best thing I could find

@thomasbratton9057

5 жыл бұрын

Or a giant lighter that functions like a match

Idk how i even found this guy but im really glad i did. The way he talks, the calmness, how he explains simple things with such excitement and joy. Something about it all is very soothing. Add to that that i love strange novelty items......i love this lol

3:00 Okay its a normal lighter 3:06 *Brain.Exe has stopped working*

@dragongaragecomposer3236

3 жыл бұрын

Almost but he did Accidentally show a little of the secret you can see black in his hand where the flame is held on a small platform

"I use a lighter to light a lighter. Well, it could be worse." oh my God, that was pure gold

I sincerely hope that Tim never looks at the comment section

@PyromationsTV

3 жыл бұрын

hey if you see this, it’s been too long since you last commented on this video.

@user-eq7yy3jl1n

3 жыл бұрын

@@PyromationsTV 🗿🗿

@cannonfodder4000

3 жыл бұрын

Why tho all the comments are pretty positive

@NerdStuffing

3 жыл бұрын

@@cannonfodder4000 many are also very horny for him.

@cannonfodder4000

3 жыл бұрын

@@NerdStuffing there's someone for everyone

Most Wholesome channel on KZread, just a man showing us his collections

I used to have a lighter in the shape of a mini bunsen burner

@BLKKNGofficial

3 жыл бұрын

I want one

I am wondering what that 50 dollar bill is for...he never touched it...

@Nikowtch

9 жыл бұрын

Jay Spradley You. To the top. Now. I was wondering about the exact same thing :P

@gamefaqsandcheats

9 жыл бұрын

Jay Spradley Nor the bottle cap one either..

@CaseyStellar

9 жыл бұрын

Jay Spradley He's gonna do a part 2.

@Kairukurumi

9 жыл бұрын

Casey Stellar Oh cool!

@CaseyStellar

9 жыл бұрын

Jay Spradley Yeah, he always does multiple parts if he doesn't get to everything on the table.

You're the most British person I've ever seen. Also, these comments are something else.

@MaximRecoil

8 жыл бұрын

+Cole Cameron I was planning to post the same thing, albeit in the form of a question: "Is anyone more British than this guy?"

@imanidiot7709

4 жыл бұрын

dantdm

@Saturn323_88

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximRecoil David Attenborough

@rafaelbalsan4512

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximRecoil Lloyd from Lindybeige

5:33 “ that’s lit” It sure is tim

Me: hey tim, got a light? Tim: *shows off lighter collection for 7 minutes* Me: ...That's great tim, so can I use one or not?

1:40 Tim just has to turn on the charm and the ladies line up to give him novelty lighters.

@KironKhashnobish

6 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika fancy seeing you here

@awesomeboxlord

6 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika i ruined the 69 likes

@guld1999

6 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika a

@buckedupbuckeye

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂 🔥♨ A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

@nassimtawae1062

6 жыл бұрын

lol

"Hey man, you got a lighter?" "Yeah, let me bring out my SCOOTER."

@Jannic_3107

3 жыл бұрын

I hope someone will build this in real lifexd

3:30 most evilest thing you could give to an asthma patient

i want to be as cool as him when i grow up most old people wait for their deaths he stays a happy man and does what he loves this man is a saint and KZread needs to start putting his videos in the recommend section

@user-mq3yz1ij2o

3 жыл бұрын

They've begun now

Give someone the siren one without letting them know it does that. They try to light a cigarette, the sound surprises them, and they accidentally light their facial hair on fire.

@samtinkle9076

5 жыл бұрын

Tim’s a good YTP source.

@xtb3215

4 жыл бұрын

Better for them than lighting the cigarette

I have a rubber phallus-shaped lighter that runs on batteries and instead of making a flame it vibrates. I have a whole collection of lighters in that very same style too!

@Salmon_Samurai

9 жыл бұрын

noisyturtle O-oh...

@rihardsrozans6920

9 жыл бұрын

noisyturtle I don't think those are... oh...

@ekmad

9 жыл бұрын

noisyturtle heh

@SuperAdnan117

8 жыл бұрын

noisyturtle You misspelled something in that comment of yours, I have that gut feeling going, but my brain just doesn't want to not get confused, this comment may be the biggest mystery in my entire life *takes notes of comment* I'll just turn this into a printout so that I can ask my neighbours about it.

@hankjohnson2292

5 жыл бұрын

me too!

I love how old he is, "oh yes they combined the flint wheel and butane, that's new technology" cracks me up haha

You got a light? *pulls out a comically large matchstick*

I'm stoned and idk why the fuck this guy is so funny and interesting because he's talking about lighters 😂

@3OHT.

7 жыл бұрын

he's the best

@lillieblood800

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Goat Shumae same I'm so glad I stumbled across this while stoned 🤗

Tim you liar we hot boxed the school bus on the last day of grade 7 how could you forget

@rihardsrozans6920

9 жыл бұрын

Space Jam on BluRay Unless he was the driver or a teacher, you must be really old.

@MsZombiedoll666

5 жыл бұрын

He’s English, we have years not graded

@seamusthornton3950

5 жыл бұрын

*standard 5

3:17 - Nobody's mentioned it, but that's a pipe lighter. The angled head is so you don't have to bend your wrist as much, and the dual pressurized jets are intended to light a wide-bowled pipe full of tamped tobacco faster, more evenly and cleaner than using chlorate-phosphorous matches. Most pipe smokers today use one.

I could listen to this man talk for eternity

Those little bits of wire in the the butane jet lighters are usually a ball of copper or another type of metal put there for novelty reasons to change the flame colour (notice the green flame). Its not to aid in lighting your cigarette and isn't ceramic or glass.

Tims smile at the end of the videos always makes me give them a like. : )

Me: *Sparks blunt with space noise lighter* Cop next to me: Sir I need you to put your hands behind your back

There's a certain charm to this man which makes you feel happy watching him!

Water from The Nile.

Water from the Nile

@piffblaza

8 жыл бұрын

Eh

@BensoftMedia

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Evans Nile Water

@Nelso5000

8 жыл бұрын

Fire from the Nile

@theepicpeguin

7 жыл бұрын

+oh ok then Nile from the Nile

@theepicpeguin

7 жыл бұрын

oh ok then Nile from the fire

Music I listen to: talks about drugs and killing people What I watch: Tim playing with a giant match

I've only just found this channel a few days ago but I'm absolutely loving it 💕 I've had a particularly rough time with my panic attacks today and your calm demeanor is helping a lot 😊

Me: Tim, do you have a USB? Tim: I got this one in a corner shop in Grimsby when the first computer was tested in the late 50’s. Me: Oh don’t worr- Tim: Ok, why not one of these? Pulls out large duffel bag Me: Where is TLC?

You remind me of Q from James Bond.

@Seantendo

6 жыл бұрын

Lazerbox More like Felix "Lighter"!

@hank561

3 жыл бұрын

Hey both of your comments are really old.... Are you still using these accounts..... Do you even remember that you commented on this video?

@pigmentpeddler5811

3 жыл бұрын

bro they never even lived to see corona

@hank561

3 жыл бұрын

@@pigmentpeddler5811 whom r u talking about?

Tim said "A lot of them aren't what they say they are" 3 times. Not complaining, I love this channel.

Someone: trying to light up a blunt in a bad neighborhood. Their lighter: *makes space noise* Someone: gets shot

I'm pretty sure the first lighter case is designed for safety purpose, if a kid or toddler trying to use the lighter, it'll make an alarming sound to let the parents know.

@spoderman15

9 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell I think it's just meant to sound like an arcade game

@polk-e-dot8177

6 жыл бұрын

it could be both, a novelty with a practical use.

You're so cute Tim, I love you!

with the scooter, i thought you would spin the wheel which creates the spark and ignites the flame

@lachiebell9656

5 жыл бұрын

me too

i can litteraly listen to tim for hours and i wouldnt mind

aren't flint/butane lighters really common?

@Cubeazza

9 жыл бұрын

kindpotato Yeah lol

@HerrFenchel

9 жыл бұрын

kindpotato ye they are. Also you never blow out the wick, that´s outreagous.

@da3159

9 жыл бұрын

Tim is more used to whale oil lamps and lighters.

@skinhead-ej8ff

6 жыл бұрын

kindpotato yeah but its an old variation

the little glass Ball is Not for cigarrets but it makes the flame Green

@FroztiProductions

8 жыл бұрын

that's what I thought. I was thinking well then what makes the flame green? Its the copper ball/wire.

@FroztiProductions

8 жыл бұрын

Actually that does make sense to me, in a windy scenario you might be able to cover the flame to heat it up easier both hand than to try and cover the flame with one hand while you light it. If that makes sense...

Showed this video to my dad. Found out my dad was also a lighter.

Hey Tim! I really love all your collections!! Just to add one information that i find really interesting and usefull is that the color of some torches changes with com peace of glass, or copper, or any material added between the "gas and the flame" Thanks for all your patience and keep showing us more of your interesting collections!

"Old style flint" What? I thought all disposable lighters use a flint wheel

@shiningarmor2838

9 жыл бұрын

They use ferroceum, or something similar.

@ronnieronson4390

4 жыл бұрын

They do lol, also the ring he kept talking about turning orange is only a copper coil to turn the flame green, you still use the flame to light the cigarette.

5:32 "it's lit" -Tim 2016

This man is fantastic! Why did it take me so long to find his channel???

Tim is the most wholesome man i can only dream od meeting.

The TSA must love these... lol

I wonder if Tim ever reads the comments.

@GoEatATowel

9 жыл бұрын

He doesn't because they are cancerous.

@juliolp95

8 жыл бұрын

i bet he reads every comment he aint no scrub

@emeraldchicken5403

8 жыл бұрын

Ha

@med8615

8 жыл бұрын

He's probably get a heart attack from em.

@Bob3D2000

6 жыл бұрын

Tim doesn't own a computer or have access to the internet.

Why has this show never been on television? It would make a fantastic show for kids to expand their creativity

Let this man live please he’s a nice and funny guy and got some cool items

i love your videos, they are relaxing, and quite entertaining:)

Of course Tim has a lot of lighters for all the weed he smokes.

@frefremcgee9196

7 жыл бұрын

"I don't use them as lighters, not for cigarettes; I don't smoke, heh." Not for cigarettes. We gotcha, ol' Tim. ;-)

@ThePiGuy24

7 жыл бұрын

lol

I love these kinds of videos, novelties like this get me all giddy

All these videos are super old. 5 years 3 years 2 years. And yet I’m here watching them. Very entertaining

Smoke Grand Illusions everyday!

"I use a lighter to light a lighter" wise words

I just genuinely love your videos, random interesting stuffs and love how you present them, gotta find a scooter lighter

Idk why but I love a good lighter sound. Just flicking on an old lighter and that good crunchy sounds just makes me feel whole

Tim only smokes backwoods blunts

what am I doing here? It's been 8 hours! I was writing on a 5000-word essay due in a few days and I just clicked on one assassin teapot video.

*someone on the street* hey, sir? Do you have a light? *Tim pulls out suitcase* make your pick!

"So I use a lighter to light the lighter." Me: * use SOLAR-BASED FLASHLIGHT*

@blackroberts6290

3 жыл бұрын

a few years ahead lmao

6:33 This nigga be lyin xD he knows he smokes that blunt with his scooter! :D

@isawadelapradera6490

8 жыл бұрын

He very knowingly said "not for cigarrettes", after all...

@wooferjr169

8 жыл бұрын

Isawa De La Pradera Bullshit.

@isawadelapradera6490

8 жыл бұрын

+WooferJr Pardon me?

@ArcYT

7 жыл бұрын

Bullshit

@isawadelapradera6490

7 жыл бұрын

Valve Corporation Pardon me?

Lighters from the Nile

@chrisbrasher6177

5 ай бұрын

That’s what I’m sayin-(chair falls over)

I used the stones to destroy the stones . Tim : I used the lighter to light the lighter

Tim is basically is the king of toy collecting. I like the toys he shows, and how he describes them. I also love his personality. One of my favorite videos of him was the fish toys.😊

And here I wanted to see what was up with the bill in the background, and it seems to be the only one he didn't show.

@KaNawogirusa

8 жыл бұрын

me too 😴

@AHornyCyclist

8 жыл бұрын

He probably just emptied out the box, my guess is a lot of them didn't have fluid anymore.

@AHornyCyclist

8 жыл бұрын

Just noticed they had fluid on the table ignore me

your lighter at 3:25 would work well with salvia divinorum. Give it a go Tim

@tymesho

9 жыл бұрын

The Channel Fadge oooof, can you imagine?

@ErectNegro

9 жыл бұрын

The Channel Fadge I dont think his mind is ready haha

@BoboDoboRobo

9 жыл бұрын

Imagine tim monging out on salvia hahaha

@ThefireballVR

8 жыл бұрын

I don't think he'd remember much.

@BenjaminGoose

8 жыл бұрын

+The Channel Fadge Found the teenager.

Got recommended one of these videos now i can't stop watching them, oddly satisfying

He makes me relaxed and sleepy listening to him. ❤ thank you 😊

"HEH."

@Lucas-fb3em

8 жыл бұрын

I live for that "heh" at the end

Friend: "Can I get a light?" Me: "Sure. Let me get my saucer."

My grandpa had a collection like this. Still have it, played with them so much as a child

@blutadlerx

3 жыл бұрын

@Matt Bergman oh No, Most of them were empty. The coolest one was a Mini Slot Machine, wich supun, every time you pulled the lever.

I use a lighter, to light a lighter -Tim

Lighting a lighter with a lighter. Actually this should have been a lighter pun.

@purpisdus3118

7 жыл бұрын

You brightened my day.

@silaswarner2053

7 жыл бұрын

+David Dionne lightened*

@purpisdus3118

7 жыл бұрын

Qeuey well, I was going for the pun there, fire emits light, or brightness.

@silaswarner2053

7 жыл бұрын

David Dionne oh sorry

Never mind toys, it appears that Tim also collects a variety of cigarette lighters! Now when do we get to see his collection of unusual novelty spliffs and blunts?

tim is just the most down to earth guy

you are such a nice man, thank you for making videos

You missed the dollar lighter

@ThePiGuy24

7 жыл бұрын

and the small red lightbulb

@goldenboyboxer1353

6 жыл бұрын

Travis Norton hes making a part 2 this month june 23rd i will be airing it live

i once saw a revolver lighter it was just awesome

@KingOfChaos213

9 жыл бұрын

KiNGGAMESgr Until you light a cigarette and it blows your nose off hahaha.

@KiNGGAMESgr

9 жыл бұрын

ahahaha

@rihardsrozans6920

9 жыл бұрын

KingOfChaos213 "Sir, put the gun down!" "Chill, it's just a ligh -" "SHOOT AT WILL!" "Wha-" ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 - - - - - ->☹

@KiNGGAMESgr

9 жыл бұрын

ahaahahaha

@williamschwan207

9 жыл бұрын

Rihards Rožāns my..my names Will..

This man needs his own show

Imagine taking an inhaler but it’s a lighter