Shane: The crab's pinching me Gordon: The crab's dead

@stym_6971

4 жыл бұрын

N A Z I Z O M B I E S T H E M E S O N G I N T E N S I F I E S

@aneta5196

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Zhou and now I’m dead 😂

@allydino2646

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I have a friend totally like Shane.

@Bibi_xoxoo

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂🤣 that part

@sage12

4 жыл бұрын

It's so raw that it's pinching him hahaha

"Pinch them" "Their kinda pinching me" "Shane the crab is dead"

@lamthanhtrung1919

4 жыл бұрын

I am the 1000th like, hope u enjoy :)

@unusual_log

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, thank you I've never gotten this many likes before :))

@mynewaccount2361

4 жыл бұрын

@@unusual_log Thank you for posting the thanks in the replies :D

@unusual_log

4 жыл бұрын

@Justin Nowaczynski 😔

@MoeAndTekila

3 жыл бұрын

they're

“They’re pinching me” “They’re pinching you?? Shane, the crab is dead”

@kronosyoi1135

3 жыл бұрын

X)

@IzzyCat923

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@sebastiansebastian5270

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

@oogleyb2683

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiansebastian5270 haha same

@gibbyo3408

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice too lol

this man is the real life ´this is fine’ meme

@2kdemiks816

3 жыл бұрын

😂

2:52 Gordon: "take the little top off the lemon and squeeze it" Shane: *Takes the little top off and squeezes the rest of the lemon

@theturninator3874

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Santos Lemmon? Do you mean lemon?

@DPedro3

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sry

@dy5530

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@firewolf7108

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too 😂

@heatherb1612

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Santos Grodon- “take your salad dressing. Lightly toss the dressing” *gordan putting dressing on the lettuce and tossed it all with hands* Shane-*tosses only the dressing with the spoon*

the secret is that the pepper is finely diced... *at that moment he knew he fucked up

@bubblegumbxtchh

7 жыл бұрын

A Polar Bear hahaha and then his face when gordon said that you cant even tell there's peppers in it and his looks like a pepper salad

@anunohmouse7460

7 жыл бұрын

I only discovered what julienne slices were a year ago at 25. I don't blame him for going to shit at the peppers.

@martinaee

7 жыл бұрын

90 percent of this video: Shane thinking to himself "Ahhhh.... I've fucked this up so hard...."

@Alvy.07

7 жыл бұрын

That moment is when it all went down hill. *Crying*

@fennxfox6241

7 жыл бұрын

martinaee a

Gordon: "Shane will only be able to hear my voice, he can't see what I'll be doing." Gordon after 10 seconds: "You put the crab down on the board, like *this* "

@Pip8448

3 жыл бұрын

At least 4 times the instructions were, "like this" and a few "You can see" were there too.

@senthilvelan544

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Gordon: "There will be no visible peppers because you fine diced them" Shane: *looks at his chunky peppers* Shane: "They are so finely diced you won't notice they're there"

@helora1039

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@chryst1548

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@knarp7063

Жыл бұрын

He 100% saw them when he turned around for a second.

@BigstickNick

Жыл бұрын

Ive turned in homework like that.

I've never been scared for someone else's life in my whole existence

@raymolegacyhunting9954

4 жыл бұрын

I want to die watching this

@doddymcgrath2447

4 жыл бұрын

You summarize the whole video

@temptep

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean, "I've never been *so* scared". Otherwise, your comment is unrelated to the video.

@Goku_is_my_idol

4 жыл бұрын

@@temptep well you got it didnt you😅 Altho i dont disagree

@christinecannibal844

4 жыл бұрын

Same... Why was he lying lmaooo!!

gordon: "no visual peppers" shane, looking at his huge cubed bellpeppers: "yeah you wouldnt even know theyre there"

@bam10333333

4 жыл бұрын

Francesca A I died when Shane looked at his crab cake while he said that. Lol

@abstract0407

4 жыл бұрын

Is this staged or is he really bad. I can't tell

@ashkhri

4 жыл бұрын

@@abstract0407 wasn't staged lol

@jeremiahcoromandel2977

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@risi7634

4 жыл бұрын

@@abstract0407 I think, at that point, he just knew he was too far gone with his mistakes and was just going with it

"Sorry what am I doing with the egg?" "You just put the egg into the bowl" *plops whole egg into bowl*

@geeky8693

3 жыл бұрын

I CRACKED

@dahlia3796

3 жыл бұрын

@@geeky8693 lmao

@deadstream3370

3 жыл бұрын

@@geeky8693 eyyyyy

@boringperson-zb8vy

3 жыл бұрын

@@geeky8693 He didn't

@barbecuedogs

3 жыл бұрын

@@boringperson-zb8vy 3:04

"it's actually seasoned quite nicely." *_+ 1,000,000 XP_*

@marcpower4167

3 жыл бұрын

He did something right at least.

@gamercat8109

3 жыл бұрын

Level 420 Mafia Boss

@kanoaikawach

3 жыл бұрын

Forreal though. Presentation can sod off if it tastes good.

Gordon: If you work nice and tidy Shane: *frantically throws crab all over the table trying to keep up*

@neolexiousneolexian6079

5 жыл бұрын

Gordon: *If you're workspace's a mess, you'll cook a mess* Shane: 💀

@ubiquitous_plebeian

4 жыл бұрын

Neolexious Neolexian oof

@patiencewallace8453

4 жыл бұрын

Neolexious Neolexian it killed me 😂😂😂

"I don't know metric." Gordon: " *shame* "

@astonmartin6527

4 жыл бұрын

Tdawg 1 more like SHANE

@Charsy8

4 жыл бұрын

I could hear the bell ringing everytime he said "Shame!" lmao :'D

@taelisa_w

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually "Shane", which is the name of the amateur cook.

@joelearnshaw4706

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly you bunch of fucken idiots.

@jensmith1291

4 жыл бұрын

He's not angry just disappointed

I've seen Gordon angry, I've seen him encouraging, I've seen him simply passionate and loving food....I've never seen this quiet, sarcastic side, though. That was a treat.

@iulia.bianca.b

3 жыл бұрын

I think Gordon was restraining himself to the max...! 😄😆

@CapoElChivo

2 жыл бұрын

Watch kitchen nightmares UK

@TheCuriousNoob

7 ай бұрын

​@@CapoElChivoI love the UK version. No drama, just Gordon honestly trying to improve people's life.

Shane's big brain moments 2:10 small dicing 3:01 whole egg 7:19 just like a rose

@MrCheesegrabber

3 жыл бұрын

That egg part! Looool

@blacksnow7106

3 жыл бұрын

lmao that egg part, is he aurora's fairy god mother?

@aslanpatience8278

Жыл бұрын

Essential moment missed alert, the lemon squeeze was pure gold

"what do I do with the egg?" "Put it in the bowl" ... *puts in bowl*

@gilgamesh4869

7 жыл бұрын

I think his job is a programmer :D

@abradolfflincler9252

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he did what Gordon told him to do

@TorinYao

7 жыл бұрын

King Gilgamesh HAHAHA

@cete66

7 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@cheesemonkey7957

7 жыл бұрын

Torin Yao The

he put the whole egg into it. Without cracking it. Just boom like that. He's on a whole new level

@user-xw8dp3ve2b

4 жыл бұрын

@De Unboxer hes not lmao, just a random dude

@DoubleDTVx2

4 жыл бұрын

De Unboxer ...pretty sure he did it ironically 😆

@jea6539

4 жыл бұрын

Omg i need chest compressions

@guiseb7137

4 жыл бұрын

It gives it a crispy touch

@amisanders467

4 жыл бұрын

@@guiseb7137 hahahah

Gordon: "Give your crab cakes a little shake" Shane: **shakes pan in fear**

I was screaming when he said “ they are so finely diced you can’t see them” and when his “cakes” just crumbled 😭

"I'm about a 2 out of 10" Gordon: "Alright, 700% speed it is"

@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair he was very conscious of the time they had left, but.......... yeah he's not the best verbal instructor lol

@typhoontyph

4 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure he is slowing down

@ateroxyrambles1762

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon asked, how bad are you? He said 2. To my understanding, 1 is good 10 is worst. So maybe he should’ve said 8.

@SniperJoe64

4 жыл бұрын

Ate Roxy Rambles in what world is it ever 1 is the best. Nobody ever says this

@jennifunny5421

4 жыл бұрын

@@SniperJoe64 I think he means the question was reversed, since most people ask how *good* you are. If you flip it to ask how bad someone is, then on a scale of badness 10 would be highest (worst) and 1 would be lowest (best)

Shane : what do I do with the egg? Ramsey: just put the whole egg in. Shane : the whole egg? Ramsey: the whole egg. Shane * drops whole egg with shell in the bowl.

@zaaliyan9855

7 жыл бұрын

Dark Mofo lol fucking federo wearing scrublord

@WhiteVanyo

7 жыл бұрын

Dark Mofo then whisk

@VarietyGamerChannel

7 жыл бұрын

A Mexican Fedora.

@InkkaTantora

6 жыл бұрын

i cried omg

@Dreju

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah what a idiot

Gordon: "cut the top of the lemon and squeeze" --> squeezing the small part Shane: "o-ok" --> squeezing the whole lemon

@tanvikhare9710

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@aslanpatience8278

Жыл бұрын

Thos moment got me good

turn it over, shane, looks at his stir fry, "ok, looking good"

I've never been so scared for someone's life and dignity before.

@lbdj9367

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Dicktopus

5 жыл бұрын

Azért nem egy Elek Zoltán a csávó.

@roddan0038

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dicktopus *ENGLISH*

@Dicktopus

5 жыл бұрын

@@roddan0038 NO

@sncheek8894

5 жыл бұрын

same 😂😂😂

The fact that Shane pretends that everything is going perfect makes this so much better

@jackiekey4674

4 жыл бұрын

i think at some point he just didn't give a f$%^

@divyaganesh1585

4 жыл бұрын

Trueaf

@valeriaco6017

4 жыл бұрын

He a libra

@justachannel40

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine the bigger shitshow it would’ve been if gordon didn’t gave him instructions😂

@teeforthewin

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that it makes it that much more annoying.

Gordons side: Beautiful creation Shanes side: Beautiful destruction

“what’s tarragon?” “tarragon. have a little taste!” gordon’s so bad at verbal instructions oml 😂

@aarontabuchi5693

3 жыл бұрын

0:23 is the worst he says flat side down but puts his curved side down

“Remember the last time you bought roses” “Yeah” “THERE YOU GO” WHAT KIND OF INSTRUCTIONS ARE THAT

@Beaver_Monday

4 жыл бұрын

The Gordon kind

@HannaAndMaddyRawr

4 жыл бұрын

mandy van paridon IM CACKLING 😂😭😭👏🏼

@dominicjohnson4313

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@tesscrelli783

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's more used to teaching people that can actually see what he's doing. His verbal commands are absolute crap

@makemugen7332

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon without Visual aid is nonsense... 😂

Gordon : open up the crab Shane : how Gordon : *like this* *VERY HELPFUL GORDON*

@YourSybariticWren

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon: gently lift your crab caked out Shane: ok Gordon: and place them *like that*

@tim.e.l

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I was looking for this comment. So many times he talks as if he can see him.

@pingui089

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!!

Shane is all of us in class who's afraid of asking the teacher to SLOW DOWN and REPEAT!

@leafy_turtle1802

9 ай бұрын

Tbh i dont think gordon would be ok with asking to slow down😭

@leafy_turtle1802

9 ай бұрын

And they only have 15 mins? 😭

Gordon: “Don’t blame the equipment” Shan, probably: “okay then I blame you”

*Gordon:* do this *Shane, knowing he’s doing something completely different:* okay 👌🏽

@bernadethaathalia7601

5 жыл бұрын

gordon: my boss me: shane

@joshbennett7439

5 жыл бұрын

The peppers should be invisible, the whole thing is peppers, ok got it

@jboi

4 жыл бұрын

Me in class

@0xCAFEF00D

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Gordon was a bit rough on the instruction at the start with the crab and had good sympathy. But when he cut 1cm+ squares out of peppers and considered that finely diced, didn't even bother mixing and didn't understand the concept of forming in a cookie cutter I lost sympathy. I'd probably have done worse.

Gordon might as well make this into a series where he gets random people who have to do this.

@karqus9810

7 жыл бұрын

Erotic Pigeons he has several shows that he does this. It's called hell and nightmare on chef Gordon's street

@Teth47

7 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the one guy who does keep up lol

@jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348

7 жыл бұрын

Erotic Pigeons session one this dude that's the hole session 30 episodes

@chlomax1997

7 жыл бұрын

I would definitely watch this!

@DE2veteran

7 жыл бұрын

Erotic Pigeons I was thinking the same thing GORDON DO THIS!!!!

At the end I was SO SCARED FOR HIM like fr i was mortified for his life 💀

The title of these always says that a person tries to keep up with a professional chef, but the chef usually waits for the person and goes at their pace. This is great because Gordon Ramsay isn't waiting. He's going at his own pace with just enough of a slow down to say out loud what he's doing.

If the dish was a crab salad he got that shit down.

@midoritea9076

7 жыл бұрын

AwerGaming 😂

@mj8105

7 жыл бұрын

rofl

@Lassenissen

7 жыл бұрын

@MrPeanutbutterisgood Holy shit my sides.

@kanoaikawach

3 жыл бұрын

True.

It’s more like “9 minutes of a guy lying to Gordon Ramsay”

@DelRae

4 жыл бұрын

payden Fishy “9 minutes of Gordon Ramsey forgetting his student can’t see his techniques”

@Natashajb

4 жыл бұрын

or a chef who cant give instruction

@PowerPAOK

4 жыл бұрын

tbf Gordon's instructions were insane. "Okay now rip off the legs, and form a perfectly round crab cake with the peppers you didn't have time to dice. How? ..... like this."

@swasome5821

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to see Gordon's reaction to Shane's plate.

@Tazkar

4 жыл бұрын

@@PowerPAOK Gordon definitely isn't a verbal teacher, he's definitely more of a visual teacher of showing techniques as opposed to describing them so a layman can understand.

“Do you think I succeeded?” “No.” Shane: *visual disappointment*

@vv_anas_vv

7 ай бұрын

"You are bad.."

“Shane, that looks like a dog’s dinner” and then he had a spoonful of that

@trashyweeb6868

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh he's eaten death's dinner- Dog food should be no problem.

The moment he placed the whole egg in the bowl, it felt like my soul left me😂😂

@bluwolf098

5 жыл бұрын

Akane Benjiro Chihaya HE WAS USING THE COOKIE CUTTERS THE WRONG WAY. Every time he pushed down it killed me even more.

@arifianashima9641

5 жыл бұрын

Akane Benjiro Chihaya it cracks me up 😂

@pickle5666

5 жыл бұрын

Arifiana Shima unlike the egg.

@nvondoom545

4 жыл бұрын

I facepalmed my face so hard 😂😂😂

@violetsnowfield

4 жыл бұрын

I read this thinking he put two or three more egg mixture in, didn't expect it to be a literal whole egg 😂

Gordon: Un-shells his crab Shane: De-limbs his crab

@ar_tc

3 жыл бұрын

Aircoll ah god i just love the scene so much i’ve been watching it nonstop

@deepaparakkal4241

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes man, can't like it

@julianrivera9815

3 жыл бұрын

Lol when he puts the egg in the bowl😂😂

@Cooky_McGee

3 жыл бұрын

The epitome of "instructions unclear.."

Gordon: "you are bad" Shane: "thanks for the words of encouragement"

Bro I'm laughing so hard I'm literally tearing up

@soumya1227

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@parvindarkaur9612

3 жыл бұрын

Same with me bro 😂😂😂

@fiona1411

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I love how shane's face for half the video is just "Oh, christ I fucked up hard"

@EnMaybee

7 жыл бұрын

HHAAHAHA DUDE U MAKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

@theguy_222

7 жыл бұрын

DekuScrub95 yup XD Poor, poor Shane

@aatir7madrid

7 жыл бұрын

PikachuL0ver8883 is

*The moment Shane snapped all the crab's legs off the body, I know this is going to be next level.*

@ghadykeyrouz1116

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@143chans

4 жыл бұрын

the way i laughed with my whole chest

@dennis1248

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂

@SingingSuperstar28

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest Gordon said place the crab flay side down. Now I don't know about you guys but I would have done what Shane did. On the other hand "put the whole egg in" literally puts the egg into the bowl 😂😂😂 there's absolutely no excuses for that one

@Marnige

4 жыл бұрын

@@SingingSuperstar28 i guess gordan should have said what not to do too. Like how youre not supposed to remobe the legs like that.

This is still my absolute fave ep of keeping up with the chef back to back. BRING SHANE BACK!

This makes me laugh because gordon doesnt sound mad like he normally does, its pure sadness and confusion XD

@kylebrennan8408

3 жыл бұрын

He's only mad other times cause he's trying to give someone a restaurant or money and they need that kind of pressure to run the place successfully under stress, he's merely just trying to teach an amateur on a time limit here

@RaderizDorret

2 жыл бұрын

Gordon also isn't mad because the other guy isn't a professionally trained cook who is making seriously basic screw-ups and he admitted that he's a horrible cook instead of pretending like he should be the one doing the teaching.

This one is too frustrating because Gordon is an insanely visual teacher.

@blazer181

4 жыл бұрын

Arella17 yeah, in this kind of teaching, he isn’ t the best, he likes to do visual teaching so yeah.

@denzeltaylor9336

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think the point was to teach. I think the point was to move at a near pro pace and see if a complete amateur could keep up.

@LifeWithNathan

4 жыл бұрын

"Lightly sprinkle the breadcrumbs" "All of it?" "No. Lightly sprinkle" Shane internally: but how much?

@mathlegendno12

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he all ways say out of instinct : Look at this, look at that, it needs to be like this ...

@midnightkt5133

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"Remember the last time you bought roses?" "Yeah" "There you go"

@BlueNinja-cc2zi

7 жыл бұрын

Espy Slays *Drops whole salad onto the plate* One fucked up rose

@derpyduck5088

7 жыл бұрын

BlueNinja0963 To be fair, Gordon didn't say "roll up your lettuce" he just said make it like a rose

@boomperson818

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@CasperJun

6 жыл бұрын

Espy Slays

@plokijum

6 жыл бұрын

Leaf > Gordon magic > Rose ???????

"I don't know metric" *Shane more like shame.*

@paulapena5840

3 жыл бұрын

JAJAJAJJAA

Gordon: A light drizzle of bread crumbs *douses the crab in bread crumbs*

Not quite sure who Shane is, but I'd totally watch more of these

@DimZdalle

7 жыл бұрын

i need to get to know shane

@jasminee204

7 жыл бұрын

Curtis I want to watch him get better. It'd be amazing if they managed to train him up.

@JS-ri8qc

7 жыл бұрын

MrCpetti damn you beat me to it

@iProvisionals

7 жыл бұрын

He's a random guy

@edeny6560

7 жыл бұрын

Its the guy in the video that is cooking back to back with Chef Ramsay

"are you with me?" "i'm with you, Gordon" *doing exactly opposite of what Gordon said*

@Carcosahead

5 жыл бұрын

me: "abort! abort!"

i just love how gordon is constantly saying "just like this" or "look like this" bc hes just used to cooking for an audience in a teaching sort of way i love this man

Thank god Gordon is not teaching NUCLEAR PHYSICS hoossshhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!

@shauryae478

3 жыл бұрын

Having watched the video, it kinda felt like he WAS 😂😂

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

@Joodles

7 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

@willdarby2522

7 жыл бұрын

thank you thank you

@OnlyMichaelJackson

7 жыл бұрын

Will Darby Good one

@willdarby2522

7 жыл бұрын

I know, my friend thought it was funny to steal it

@giraffetiddies3892

7 жыл бұрын

Will Darby me in college exams

I laughed so hard when he just threw the whole egg into the bowl.

@stormlord121

7 жыл бұрын

TheSacko and just stared at it as though something was about to happen. Hilarious! Props to this guy though for pushing through to the end.

@Bitmaid

7 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing LOL

@Henrycostoy

7 жыл бұрын

TheSacko Hahaha damn dude me too. Fuckin guy...

@reversedwar1118

7 жыл бұрын

the omnivore kill&eat his prey RAW, the recrovore (scavenger) comes after, when the meat is tender. stop lying to yourself, you will never be an omnivore!

@Angel36930

7 жыл бұрын

TheSacko lol exact moment I literally LOLED

Gordon sounds more and more disappointed with every "Shane!"

8:10 my heart was beating so fast for this man

when he flips the cakes "lookin good " 😂😂

@COZY__BOY

7 жыл бұрын

and when he drops the whole egg into the salad lmao

@pattyduke1971

7 жыл бұрын

mexicanjesus 2017 lmfao

@760pvmgamer96

7 жыл бұрын

And when he gently shakes his crab cake ! Hahahaha

@stonecat676

5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Gordon trusting the guy. Shane is too privileged, he doesn't even know how to crack an egg.

gordon's looks like the expectation and shane's looks like the reality when you try to make it

@anthonylach8089

7 жыл бұрын

marwiji kasanpawirow HAHAHAHA...why am I laughing...

@tecwzrd

7 жыл бұрын

Holly crap, cooking is not that difficult. I'm just a regular guy (accountant), but have been cooking meals at home for over 35 years and could have easily kept up with Gorden as a teenager. It was comical to watch, his instructions are not that hard to follow.

@ntasf2176

7 жыл бұрын

Sure mr chef

@bryannguyen5633

7 жыл бұрын

+micah fischer that's great please do tell me more

@IISocratesII

7 жыл бұрын

+Micah Fischer "Not diffcult" "Been cooking 35 years" Wow i wonder if there's some correlation between difficult and doing stuff for decades. I agree cooking isn't all that difficult but you'd be surprised how many people never cook from scratch and don't know basic knife handling and cooking of various meats, making sauces etc, the foundations, and without any of that you have zero chance of cooking food like this in a timely manner, i think most people who don't have an interest in cooking would fail to recreate gordon's version.

"put the egg in the bowl" *literally putting it in*

Chris watching their reveal in the background is SO FUNNY

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.

@bruce5868

7 жыл бұрын

Oscar Neville Lol

@willdarby2522

7 жыл бұрын

dead meme

@OnlyMichaelJackson

7 жыл бұрын

Oscar Neville Good one

@OnlyMichaelJackson

7 жыл бұрын

Oscar Neville Someone copied though

@priscillayung1510

7 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH IM DEAD

I love Gordon’s instructions to a guy that can’t watch him Gordon: Open up the crab Shane: How do I open the crab? Gordon: *Like this*

@Why-zl4mf

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@newleafoverit

4 жыл бұрын

i mean u could've prepared mirrors so u could see what and how Gordon is doing

@maxfelson9467

4 жыл бұрын

@@newleafoverit but that would defeat the purpose of the show

@newleafoverit

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxfelson9467 it's a bloody lifecheat

@maxfelson9467

4 жыл бұрын

@@newleafoverit .....still...doesn't change anything though

8:06 i love the fact that Chris Morocco just smiling in the back cause he knows what about to happen

That was awesome! I laughed throughout the whole mess. Shane "random guy" is a Perfect Straight Man.

"They're so finely diced, you wouldn't know there's peppers in there." I'm crying!!!!

@karthikg8144

4 жыл бұрын

@inprints 1 yo

@adamc222

4 жыл бұрын

Fish

@mbusomavuso3561

4 жыл бұрын

I almost died at that part lmao

Everyone is harping on Shane but we gotta give him some credit, it takes some nerve to have Gordon Ramsay teach you something you're not confident about, and also Gordon was assuming that Shane knew more than he did

@carolc9654

4 жыл бұрын

Shane was a star! He smiled throughout even though he knew he was screwing up big time

@passiveagressive4983

4 жыл бұрын

maluega whale no he rated himself 2/10. GR was being deliberately fast.

@makemugen7332

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Gordon was phasing trough like usain bolt and leaving shane behind like he was his competitor...

@nocturnenix

4 жыл бұрын

And to be fair, Gordon ain't giving clear instructions.

@Gloomysushiroll

4 жыл бұрын

make mugen well the challenge is keeping up with gordon

"Lay it flat side down" Amateur: does the exact opposite and breaks the crab upside down

Crab cakes are falling apart Shane: okay

“Small dice peppers” Cuts peppers into 1 inch chunks. 😂

@YostPeter

5 жыл бұрын

"He doesn't do metric"

@daanzoomer2997

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Yost you but gordon said small

@dudefrihni7560

5 жыл бұрын

half a centimeter? more like half a foot

@rehaan6428

5 жыл бұрын

A Person Using KZread half the size of the sun

@icantthinkofaname1674

5 жыл бұрын

Star Blazer Half a milky-way more like it.

This is the best metaphor for what math class was like for my teachers and I that I have ever come across.

@bda529

7 жыл бұрын

Brynley Louise tru lmao 😂

@november8289

7 жыл бұрын

Brynley Louise Nobody cares Louise.

@craviid

7 жыл бұрын

Brynley Louise true

@ivanberdichevsky5679

7 жыл бұрын

Rather than a metaphor, more like a complete analogy.

@shrill_2165

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah except there's no rule saying you can't stop them and ask questions you fucking moron

Everytime Gordon says „Shane“ I hear „shame“😂😂

Chris laughing in the background was the best thing ever

I broke at ""what do you consider small Gordon?"

@garegos7184

7 жыл бұрын

"I dont know Metric"

@Silirion

7 жыл бұрын

"We live in the 21st century Shane. Come on!"

@gonzaloenrique8741

6 жыл бұрын

"Holy f()[k, did you drop it??"

@plokijum

6 жыл бұрын

"The crab is dead"

Gordon : "no visual peppers" Shane : *panics internally*

@geejay8760

6 жыл бұрын

dolfinsbizou read this while it happened

@juke414

6 жыл бұрын

+Thebuffmuff same lol I was confused at first but 5 seconds later it happened

@generichuman2044

6 жыл бұрын

I panicked all the way through because it was like Gordon was talking to me

@jordanfirebomb4950

6 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with a little necrophilia

I LOVE how Gordon is so passionate about cooking, his tone, gestures, the way he speaks of each component. I love it.

"it's actually seasoned quite nicely." and just like that, Shane's cooking level roof up to level 100.

THE GUY EVEN THOUGHT OF WHISKING THE WHOLE UNCRACKED EGG

@yourluggage1918

5 жыл бұрын

im ur 1.1k like

@maltzu

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr I died there xd

@D82087

5 жыл бұрын

Forgotten Boi I laughed hard at that part 😂😂😂😂

@cdl1875

5 жыл бұрын

Divya Manda me too! hahaha

"theyre so finely diced you wouldent even know theyre there" meanwhile he has fuckhuge peppers

@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt

7 жыл бұрын

yeah.... that was the joke he made.

@krisstofferdenis63

7 жыл бұрын

ur dumb

@OriginalPuro

7 жыл бұрын

Krisstoffer Denis: You can't call other people dumb when you fail to make a sentence, a proper sentence, out of a few words. You are dumb.

@krisstofferdenis63

7 жыл бұрын

PuroYO you used two predicates in your sentence; thats an incomplete sentence

@nwijesinghe

7 жыл бұрын

this is where he realized where he fucked up.

I have never seen such a polite, patient and understanding teacher!

When Shane showed Gordon his plate and Gordon said “did you drop it” I died of laughter 😭💀

I lost it when he dropped the WHOLE EGG into the bowl 😂 💀

@mr.progressivelyconservati3262

5 жыл бұрын

Kayla Kurapati this is the dumbest person I have seen in the test kitchen.

@italowizard

5 жыл бұрын

He had to have been trolling at least a little for the cameras

@suziedepingu

5 жыл бұрын

i cracked up big time when that happened!

@jwck7

5 жыл бұрын

I already cracked up after Gordon said exactly how to cut the peppers and the guy was just carving big dumb cube shapes

@j.r.p1305

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, there are a lot of people who don't know how to cook an egg, my father had a room mate before and he thought to cook an egg, you just had to literally put the egg on the pan and nothing else.

Watching this after all of Carla's episodes, really shows how important it is to explain every. single. step. and how good she is at it.

@ispearedbritney

4 жыл бұрын

She is perfect. Patient, thorough, and efficient. I wish I had teachers like her!

@chawmila

4 жыл бұрын

Well.. Besides one episode with a certain someone who goes by "ninja" 🙄

@yaasmiine

4 жыл бұрын

Damiän Van Berkel Ninja’s a great guy lmao

@mateokunzer

4 жыл бұрын

@@yaasmiine the way he cut the bread tho......

@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776

4 жыл бұрын

Damiän Van Berkel oh God I didn’t know this video existed but...uhm...I’m gonna watch this guy get murdered by Gordon then watch that, thanks!

when shane tried to flip his mess I would've burst out laughing if I was him 🤣

I can smell Shane's fear throughout this lmao

They're pinching you ? Shane, the crab is dead. 🤣

@Theguynextdoor6

5 жыл бұрын

Kenz Pereira that part was hilarious 😂

@seraph9969

5 жыл бұрын

Damn I was going to comment that

@hylaneric916

5 жыл бұрын

can I know where you get tha photo for your dp ?

@largechicken7662

5 жыл бұрын

You watch Nogame?

@PixelBytesPixelArtist

4 жыл бұрын

Classic Gordon

"It's actually seasoned nicely," has to be the most nicest compliment anyone will ever get form him

@theshuman100

7 жыл бұрын

levi go ikr like seriously.

@0Rosina0

7 жыл бұрын

Look up Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack on UK Kitchen Nightmares.. :D

@brittanyjackson8394

7 жыл бұрын

CBA Fantham omg your comment has me in tears😂😂😂

5:00 i am with you. In his heart, *I AM NOT WITH YOU*

'They're pinching you? Shane the crab is dead..."

“Put the egg into the bowl” *Puts whole unbroken egg into bowl*

@ai9862

4 жыл бұрын

robert cervera that part killed me.

@tylerhiew3595

4 жыл бұрын

I CHOKED ON MY SMOOTHIE WHILE WATCHING THAT

@earthisflat9067

4 жыл бұрын

In general the quality of instruction was about that good.

@shirmeelamohamed9856

4 жыл бұрын

Noooo I was going to ruin your 800 likes but somehow it turned into 801 before I even liked it Edit: I am your 802 -_-

@lemondew7317

4 жыл бұрын

That's a 1k😊

Gordon: “Put the whole egg into the bowl” Amateur: “The whole egg” Gordon : “The whole egg” *Literally puts the entire egg into the bowl*

@OhDannyBoy512

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@leah3230

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard and I made all my friends watch

@TechOwnage

5 жыл бұрын

hahahhhaha

@CrypticHowl

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@jessieyen416

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely my favorite part!

Ramsay: put the egg in the bowl Shane: drops whole egg in the bowl

I just adoreee how clean and neat , Gordon's cooking is.

"The whole egg? Wait I have to break the egg."

@callmeAnny1

6 жыл бұрын

Lol duh

@ermalousoquita1178

6 жыл бұрын

XD I laughed at that moment

@elliotskunk

6 жыл бұрын

He's a bit clueless

@quevedov6

6 жыл бұрын

I died at that part😂😂

@HideHRHSZM

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

This man isn't an amateur, he put a whole egg in that crab. He's never seen an oven before.

@michellethomas5893

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was the best part!

@iashrai

6 жыл бұрын

@Chase lol I think Ramsey plus the time limit just made him really nervous.

@xxvertcerizexx

6 жыл бұрын

Well the title does specify that he's an amateur cook lol

@LewisHerd

6 жыл бұрын

the joke is that even an amateur cook would never do that

@nicolewilliams3434

6 жыл бұрын

Chase Dollars 😂😂😂

I died the moment Shane flipped his crab cake🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

gordon: “start to turn our crab cake” shane: *crab cake falls apart*