Google Translate Sings: "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

Музыка

CHECK OUT MY MUSIC CHANNEL: bit.ly/2GsRyrq
SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/sub2Malinda
PATREON: bit.ly/MKRsupport
MERCH: shopmalinda.com
MY COVER VERSION
Spotify: spoti.fi/2ABIb5w
Google Play: bit.ly/2yosloU
Amazon: amzn.to/2CA5nxx
iTunes: apple.co/2o5ntFk
Follow me on:
Twitter @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
Facebook / malindakathleenreese
Instagram @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
For autographs and snail mail:
3430 Connecticut Ave NW PO Box 11855
Washington DC 20008
For business inquiries: mkreesebusiness@gmail.com
Guitar by Johnny Del Toro
Orchestrations by Cristian Villagra
Mix by Jeremy Katzenstein
*EQUIPMENT*
(all links are affiliate links, so if you buy from here you support me too!)
AUDIO
For singing: amzn.to/2wwYXRo
For vlogging: amzn.to/2wyQfSE
A great start mic: amzn.to/2xhkScb
Interface: amzn.to/2fAxFyM
VIDEO
Camera: amzn.to/2hi08JS
Lens: amzn.to/2fABZ14
Vlog camera: amzn.to/2xnN4vT
I use Logic and Final Cut Pro to edit audio and video respectively :)

Пікірлер: 5 300

  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations6 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love Thailand....While you're here I made a video with Google and it was awesome :D kzread.info/dash/bejne/f61rq9espLXAlJc.html

  • @galathyns

    @galathyns

    6 жыл бұрын

    Now all we need is for you to give us the full version of that little snippet at the end and we all can rest in peace while waiting for you to put the Google Translate Songs up for download, or is that a violation of copyrighting and stuff?

  • @amyjohns4196

    @amyjohns4196

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Thailand! Love your videos Malinda, they make my day. Keep up the awesome work.♡♡♡

  • @jacobmielke1223

    @jacobmielke1223

    6 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this translate went to some dark places...

  • @hellothere3630

    @hellothere3630

    6 жыл бұрын

    The link says my7lust

  • @charwhite2829

    @charwhite2829

    6 жыл бұрын

    Malinda Kathleen Reese hi

  • @virgillefort256
    @virgillefort2565 жыл бұрын

    Perfect: The story of the narcissistic abusive mother

  • @katgirlsings353

    @katgirlsings353

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @misssupercookie2011

    @misssupercookie2011

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mother Gothel

  • @queenofunderland

    @queenofunderland

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@misssupercookie2011 I really wanna try to shoot a scene with Gothel songs this.

  • @user-dw6zg5fc5t

    @user-dw6zg5fc5t

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @IceePhoenix

    @IceePhoenix

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @thysmallestofthecacti4641
    @thysmallestofthecacti46416 жыл бұрын

    How I end arguments: "It's not valid. *Goodnight."*

  • @20Unbelievable06

    @20Unbelievable06

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! the person next to me probably thinks I'm completely insane at this point. totally worth it! xD

  • @vintagedoctor7128

    @vintagedoctor7128

    5 жыл бұрын

    "ah, but kind person, its morning"

  • @eatrocks6704

    @eatrocks6704

    5 жыл бұрын

    XD AHHH IM DYING XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @someotherworldlybeing3167

    @someotherworldlybeing3167

    4 жыл бұрын

    You’re cheating on me with Thailand. On the other hand it’s not valid. Goodnight

  • @harrietyes

    @harrietyes

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sage_017
    @Sage_0174 жыл бұрын

    Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me" Google Translate: "I love me" Yes, google, we get it. Self love is important. But I don't think that's the point here

  • @dvorah7516

    @dvorah7516

    4 жыл бұрын

    chriz joy maramara lol 😂

  • @_sunflower_4900

    @_sunflower_4900

    4 жыл бұрын

    *i am beautiful, and beautiful*

  • @dux697

    @dux697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow someone's humble

  • @aditiagrawal8750

    @aditiagrawal8750

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Star Shadows it's not valid

  • @nobadart5957

    @nobadart5957

    3 жыл бұрын

    666th like-

  • @camx8027
    @camx80274 жыл бұрын

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that" Middle school relationships in a nutshell

  • @angelapawluk3614

    @angelapawluk3614

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @blumoon2985

    @blumoon2985

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @thesnekshed4380

    @thesnekshed4380

    3 жыл бұрын

    My straight friends: he’s cute! My trixic self: sorry he’s a boy, there is no hope in that

  • @ShayerSUtsho

    @ShayerSUtsho

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even without looking at your name I got the distinct feeling that you're a woman

  • @blumoon2985

    @blumoon2985

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ShayerSUtsho Who ?

  • @tinafric1813
    @tinafric18136 жыл бұрын

    _If Ed Sheeran was a self-centered woman_

  • @jasmin5885

    @jasmin5885

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tina Fric 😂

  • @graciedaughterofhecate1401

    @graciedaughterofhecate1401

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tina Fric YAAASSSS

  • @tejabudja2374

    @tejabudja2374

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol i'm dying😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pastelicloser3983

    @pastelicloser3983

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tina Fric and had no faith in boys

  • @-blank-8545

    @-blank-8545

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic6 жыл бұрын

    "I am an angel. On the other hand, it's not valid. Good night." Same.

  • @WyxienTheFox

    @WyxienTheFox

    6 жыл бұрын

    flutesruleforever Same, honestly! XD

  • @galathyns

    @galathyns

    6 жыл бұрын

    flutesruleforever exactly i don't actually sleep, so.......... Yeah

  • @koolkitty108

    @koolkitty108

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haha, nice username. I also play the flute.

  • @ihopeyourlove1993

    @ihopeyourlove1993

    6 жыл бұрын

    omg xD

  • @bluestonetimes7264

    @bluestonetimes7264

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol ikr.

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori98294 жыл бұрын

    “My son and I play in the dark and in my arms without feet and legs” Me: *dials 911*

  • @crazebanana6432

    @crazebanana6432

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t worry she got in court and read something but the judge thought That she did not need that

  • @Destinyty123

    @Destinyty123

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD XD XD

  • @kennethfajardo9102

    @kennethfajardo9102

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he's an amputee, guys. Maybe he's just an amputee, *please.*

  • @DonnaBrooks

    @DonnaBrooks

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAO! I keep reading this & laughing my ass off every time!

  • @vitormanuel9889

    @vitormanuel9889

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crazebanana6432 Child, suddenly in the dark touching me

  • @hopebagel3514
    @hopebagel35144 жыл бұрын

    Popular Girls be like: "I am beautiful and beautiful"

  • @therussianpeanut1328

    @therussianpeanut1328

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Teerada Samanmit i a girl

  • @ArabelaNacs

    @ArabelaNacs

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@therussianpeanut1328 i a girl

  • @zagnose

    @zagnose

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ArabelaNacs i a girl

  • @AlmightyPolarBear

    @AlmightyPolarBear

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@therussianpeanut1328 i a boy

  • @Caleb-jq2lh

    @Caleb-jq2lh

    2 жыл бұрын

    I a tomboy. Sorry I just saw a pattern and thought id follow it. What I meant to say is I'm a. Boyish girl. Also known as a tomboy, but some people don't know that's what tomboy means, so that's why I said boyish girl

  • @saab3670
    @saab36705 жыл бұрын

    "He is my daughter, I'll be your husband." Whattt?? 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @kimmy_mejia931

    @kimmy_mejia931

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shamzie Armi yeah because a boy is suddenly a daughter and not a son and now she’s a husband not a wife 😆 idk what I’m doing with my life

  • @jansmith3613

    @jansmith3613

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is the freedom of choosing your gender in lyrical form.

  • @hazakurasuyama9016

    @hazakurasuyama9016

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kimmy_mejia931 likely a trap

  • @AAhmed-ug6zd

    @AAhmed-ug6zd

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's genderbending the peeps

  • @chickennuggetchuck198

    @chickennuggetchuck198

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's only one possible answer Transgender

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick47905 жыл бұрын

    "I am beautiful and beautiful", Well, She's not wrong....

  • @geradhuman3971

    @geradhuman3971

    5 жыл бұрын

    James Slick neither you're

  • @jackm867

    @jackm867

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gerad Human what

  • @phroggothephirst6288

    @phroggothephirst6288

    5 жыл бұрын

    When some girls have too much confidence(But not Melinda)

  • @jackm867

    @jackm867

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why does everybody in this comment section have bad grammar

  • @JackAndP

    @JackAndP

    5 жыл бұрын

    K mate

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl14214 жыл бұрын

    2:44 “My son and I play in the dark In my arms Without feet and legs.” “Child in the dark, touching me.” FBI OPEN UP

  • @bekah13

    @bekah13

    4 жыл бұрын

    google translate is a perv 😂😂

  • @jellyseafoamm

    @jellyseafoamm

    4 жыл бұрын

    3:29 i think this is the what happened next

  • @wlouderback02

    @wlouderback02

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @manologamerss5801

    @manologamerss5801

    4 жыл бұрын

    "When I read in court, do well"

  • @urmom-rk2wb

    @urmom-rk2wb

    4 жыл бұрын

    im crying this took a weird turn

  • @aparnasrijith5654
    @aparnasrijith56544 жыл бұрын

    "Yes I'm a women . And I have more power than I have ." "He's my daughter , I'll be your husband" ~google translate 2017

  • @pikawesome8401

    @pikawesome8401

    2 жыл бұрын

    Google translate be supportin em LGBTQ

  • @kissssneyreyes4005

    @kissssneyreyes4005

    2 жыл бұрын

    #transparenting sorry i'll get out...

  • @lightningdg5562
    @lightningdg55626 жыл бұрын

    "He is my daughter, I will be your husband" *_what_*

  • @lemonfork1152

    @lemonfork1152

    6 жыл бұрын

    Screw gender roles!

  • @oddpotato4038

    @oddpotato4038

    6 жыл бұрын

    gay detected 😂😂

  • @Facelessheep

    @Facelessheep

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lightning The Dragon i thought you said you were a woman???? 😂😂😂

  • @robinchesterfield42

    @robinchesterfield42

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the more messed-up relationships I've seen in a Google Translate song. Nobody seems to even KNOW their gender or what role they're trying to be, somebody took their children, and they don't even care because they were just boys anyway. FAMILY OF THE YEAR, EVERYONE!

  • @rickrolledsoul3920

    @rickrolledsoul3920

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sound kinda.. incestious..?

  • @izzyf.5478
    @izzyf.54786 жыл бұрын

    “Yes I’m a woman, and I have more power than I have” -Google Translate 2017

  • @alexanderdumas123

    @alexanderdumas123

    6 жыл бұрын

    Izzy F. This should be on a shirt.

  • @alexanderdewolfe8461

    @alexanderdewolfe8461

    6 жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderdumas123 I lol'd too hard at this

  • @margantsovka007

    @margantsovka007

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thats what i want to be written on my gravestone

  • @somewitchery417

    @somewitchery417

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lia Addams I want that to be my last words

  • @cutepanda1188

    @cutepanda1188

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helo3808
    @helo38084 жыл бұрын

    "child suddenly in the dark, touching me" *wait*

  • @mirishikibacchus6862

    @mirishikibacchus6862

    3 жыл бұрын

    FBI OPEN UP!!

  • @juliecohngreene
    @juliecohngreene4 жыл бұрын

    This sounds like a court statement of some sort where she’s trying to get custody of her kid and randomly starts telling her life story.

  • @WinxAliNelCielo

    @WinxAliNelCielo

    3 ай бұрын

    Touching him?

  • @teodorajovcevska1888
    @teodorajovcevska18886 жыл бұрын

    “He is my daughter,I will be your husband” wait what?😂

  • @functionleia3703

    @functionleia3703

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tbh that first line sounds really transphobic not sure about the second part though

  • @chirpchirpy123

    @chirpchirpy123

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fanfic authors be like...

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke46336 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one questioning the lines of child abuse?

  • @reynhacoezy5510

    @reynhacoezy5510

    5 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean

  • @valerieflores3165

    @valerieflores3165

    5 жыл бұрын

    Uncharted Raider yeah what do you mean?

  • @insanebutnotinsane8042

    @insanebutnotinsane8042

    5 жыл бұрын

    *My son and I play in the dark. That's creepy. And in my arms.* *Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me.* *Love, Who took the children.* *More and more neglected.*

  • @reynhacoezy5510

    @reynhacoezy5510

    5 жыл бұрын

    Insane But Not Insane This was a troll XD

  • @gmo2144

    @gmo2144

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do I see you everywhere

  • @frozendaffodil3272
    @frozendaffodil32724 жыл бұрын

    Google translate: "I'm an angel" Also Google translate: "It's not valid" Me: oh you probably forgot to renew ur angel license

  • @wlouderback02

    @wlouderback02

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD nice 👌

  • @Caledoniadream

    @Caledoniadream

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @KKUNIQUE.

    @KKUNIQUE.

    3 жыл бұрын

    And scan more is trying to do it again xD

  • @biboymasky2647

    @biboymasky2647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @francescasabor8027

    @francescasabor8027

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's hilarious

  • @kittycoolcat7
    @kittycoolcat74 жыл бұрын

    I made epic story: A woman has a son, but is ashamed that he’s a boy. She makes him cook and do chose, but one day, she snaps. She starts cheating with a person from Thailand, and to make sure that the person does not know that she ever had a son, she goes out at night and kills said son. The next day, she regrets what she’d done and goes back, only for the furious spirit of her son to get revenge. This song is her reflecting on her life as she is killed. Give me lines to explain with this story. Please.

  • @zing9843

    @zing9843

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cool Google translate theory bro

  • @conlon4332

    @conlon4332

    3 жыл бұрын

    1:24 If you're looking for a product I'll get you a copy.

  • @kittycoolcat7

    @kittycoolcat7

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@conlon4332 She tries to sell the son. She fails.

  • @iminavegetativestatestudio1730

    @iminavegetativestatestudio1730

    3 жыл бұрын

    This however fails to mention some implied child molestation by a parent. What i see in this song i a narcissistic man who molested his son.

  • @steveharris2451

    @steveharris2451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kittycoolcat7 1:39

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh15696 жыл бұрын

    1:51 "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate 2017 XD

  • @felicvik9456

    @felicvik9456

    5 жыл бұрын

    Google translate is the most nonsensicle feminist in the world

  • @darthgames3

    @darthgames3

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@felicvik9456 people with Minecraft pfps cannot be trusted

  • @discoverdrones9210
    @discoverdrones92106 жыл бұрын

    *"Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have"* -GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2017!

  • @classicnowaar

    @classicnowaar

    6 жыл бұрын

    ayyy 420

  • @notyourbusiness106

    @notyourbusiness106

    6 жыл бұрын

    Died laughing at that point

  • @maria-xf7bp

    @maria-xf7bp

    6 жыл бұрын

    ayeeeeee

  • @night2rose436
    @night2rose4364 жыл бұрын

    “What if Ed Sheeran’s Perfect was put into several different layers of Google Translate?” Me: oh well than it ain’t so perfect, ain’t it?

  • @subway830

    @subway830

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO

  • @justap5155
    @justap51554 жыл бұрын

    Google Translate :"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me " Me: Wait what?!

  • @bcrooky8509

    @bcrooky8509

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably a child trying to wake up their mother at 2am because they feel sick...

  • @justap5155

    @justap5155

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bcrooky8509 Yeah... definitely ;)

  • @angelinaranyal384
    @angelinaranyal3845 жыл бұрын

    *"He is my daughter , I'll be your husband"* Ya I died.

  • @robbietheweirdo

    @robbietheweirdo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah how does that work

  • @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke

    @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too. I replayed that part 100 times 🤣🤣

  • @zarfishanmustafa3868

    @zarfishanmustafa3868

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahhahaha same

  • @harlycorner

    @harlycorner

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard that I wet both my eyes and pants

  • @leoyori9829

    @leoyori9829

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was dead years before this because too much laughing because of TRANSLATOR FAILS

  • @elena-fs9kf
    @elena-fs9kf6 жыл бұрын

    "Who took the children" 😂

  • @leylacummins7843

    @leylacummins7843

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know, I just don’t know...

  • @retropolis_fae

    @retropolis_fae

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Somebody took our kids."

  • @patrickmccurry1563

    @patrickmccurry1563

    6 жыл бұрын

    CPS. She liked playing with them in the dark.

  • @codymondeel7767

    @codymondeel7767

    6 жыл бұрын

    elena 13 I took the children

  • @roguishpaladin

    @roguishpaladin

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that.

  • @confusedscreaming5380
    @confusedscreaming53803 жыл бұрын

    "Love, who took the children?" "Dear, you killed a child." I am sensing a pattern...

  • @ingelalindell8923

    @ingelalindell8923

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @deepakddx333

    @deepakddx333

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your name fits perfectly 🤣🤣

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle86593 жыл бұрын

    We went from self confidence to *child, suddenly in the dark, touching me*

  • @rochelloelofsen6471
    @rochelloelofsen64716 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sorry he's just a boy, there is no hope in that" lmao

  • @SnowyHilly

    @SnowyHilly

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rochell Oelofsen Very Feminist song

  • @britsaunders7901

    @britsaunders7901

    6 жыл бұрын

    הילה שורץ feminazi song*

  • @paigey-poo4235

    @paigey-poo4235

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna quote that so much

  • @hopez.4901

    @hopez.4901

    6 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part

  • @Anko3342

    @Anko3342

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's just a boy, and she's just a girl. Can't i make it any more obvious?

  • @ruby7458
    @ruby74586 жыл бұрын

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that." I love how most of her songs are a little gay in some way

  • @Jursutin

    @Jursutin

    6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't see it in a gay way I thought it was more like "ughh I've had enough of boys"

  • @ntm4

    @ntm4

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yup, she prefers countries now (Thailand in particular).

  • @alien-vj2hd

    @alien-vj2hd

    6 жыл бұрын

    knightingale that would just be fucked up

  • @gaylefetalsana9413

    @gaylefetalsana9413

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha.. Aaaaand. There it is. Thats what I thought too!!

  • @robinj1482

    @robinj1482

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sorry he’s a boy 😂

  • @cameronmcfarlane4815
    @cameronmcfarlane48154 жыл бұрын

    CHIIIIIILD, IN THE DARK, TOOOOOUCHING ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 killed me

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon43323 жыл бұрын

    0:20 When you're very self confident and running out of adjectives.

  • @iangonzalvo4716
    @iangonzalvo47166 жыл бұрын

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" isnt this a plot for a horror movie?

  • @debbskyj

    @debbskyj

    6 жыл бұрын

    Carlo Ian Gonzalvo especially when they have no arms or feet and then she ends up in court lol

  • @tea5805

    @tea5805

    6 жыл бұрын

    more like an illegal porn plot

  • @lukathefennecfox2423

    @lukathefennecfox2423

    6 жыл бұрын

    “GOOGLE TRANSLATES PERFECT BY ED SHEERAN (GONE SEXUAL)”

  • @thythegamer4244

    @thythegamer4244

    6 жыл бұрын

    Debra Jefferson ummmm....how do you have exactly 666 likes............your the next horror movie

  • @BixLovesMiley
    @BixLovesMiley6 жыл бұрын

    "If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy." That's actually really sweet and caring!

  • @somewitchery417

    @somewitchery417

    5 жыл бұрын

    It’s probably just to make up for someone taking the kids

  • @emoelmo7185
    @emoelmo71854 жыл бұрын

    “We are confident that time is over” Girl, what you’ve created is a song that warned us. *it was a sign*

  • @attheedgeofbrink2317
    @attheedgeofbrink23174 жыл бұрын

    "If you're looking for a product" would've been the perfect place to sponsor *raid shadow legends*

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor60696 жыл бұрын

    "He is my daughter" Yep.

  • @gquackstery888

    @gquackstery888

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stephanie Taylor drag king?

  • @eggy_triceratops4583

    @eggy_triceratops4583

    6 жыл бұрын

    Of course he is her daughter totally makes sense?

  • @moregrenino

    @moregrenino

    6 жыл бұрын

    Seems legit...

  • @vanessaadiyasa7228

    @vanessaadiyasa7228

    6 жыл бұрын

    super gary Yep. So much sense

  • @Faris-zw7uw

    @Faris-zw7uw

    6 жыл бұрын

    transgender

  • @fleetwoodmacklemore
    @fleetwoodmacklemore6 жыл бұрын

    "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate, 2017

  • @tamasjambor8668
    @tamasjambor86684 жыл бұрын

    Is it weird that I listen to these Google Translated songs more than the original songs?

  • @Croftice1

    @Croftice1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope, most people, who discovered Malinda, listen to her versions rather than the original songs. It's how the universe works.

  • @Naisavrein

    @Naisavrein

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Croftice1 I second this!

  • @josef-1209

    @josef-1209

    3 жыл бұрын

    I find them more fun to listen to than the original songs, lol.

  • @isidorvestin1053

    @isidorvestin1053

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this song is about a couple of two Karens who desperately wanted a girl, but then they realised it was actually a boy and neglected him :( Then came along another Karen, took the child and the first two were left with nothing.

  • @alicetutton06
    @alicetutton066 жыл бұрын

    3 weeks ago: “I must marry Korea” Now: “But Thailand kissed me” Does google translate have a fetish for countries?

  • @oliviagruss2378

    @oliviagruss2378

    6 жыл бұрын

    AllyThe Charizard What video is the Korea one from

  • @chickenpie7836

    @chickenpie7836

    6 жыл бұрын

    Just Around the Riverbend Olivia Gruss

  • @tiaradactyl1518

    @tiaradactyl1518

    6 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR

  • @Amanda-zg4lq

    @Amanda-zg4lq

    6 жыл бұрын

    AllyThe Charizard Hetalia

  • @eleanorbarkla2765

    @eleanorbarkla2765

    6 жыл бұрын

    hetalia

  • @melchanningly9610
    @melchanningly96106 жыл бұрын

    "I love me" "I am beautiful and beautiful" "I know that I am an Angel" Wow, Google translate really does think it's Perfect.

  • @cassiewilson4981

    @cassiewilson4981

    6 жыл бұрын

    Google translate is very narcissistic it just loves itself

  • @claudiucampan7954

    @claudiucampan7954

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilvostrocarodextereal

    @ilvostrocarodextereal

    6 жыл бұрын

    Meliseratta Channingly Hahahahah

  • @Damn_boy440
    @Damn_boy4404 жыл бұрын

    It seems like Google is full of itself...

  • @octavot2930
    @octavot29303 жыл бұрын

    "yes I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have" 🤧 Such wise words

  • @wizard1494
    @wizard14946 жыл бұрын

    " (I'm sorry, he's a boy) (There's no hope in that) "

  • @nightcorelovernamedemily4460

    @nightcorelovernamedemily4460

    6 жыл бұрын

    SkyDrop lol boys kinda suck if they are rude

  • @damonferrara3637

    @damonferrara3637

    5 жыл бұрын

    This part's true.

  • @stefa_

    @stefa_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nightcore Lover named Emily lol so too girls

  • @wuzzyyy_

    @wuzzyyy_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aedix The Cat my mom the second im born

  • @normalperson659

    @normalperson659

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Ava Linehan God will not permit you into heaven.( Not being rude just stating what I believe in.)

  • @Charmynox
    @Charmynox6 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that." me as a lyric

  • @xoopaxoopa414

    @xoopaxoopa414

    6 жыл бұрын

    Charmynox lol egalitarianists be like-

  • @stabwoundblues

    @stabwoundblues

    6 жыл бұрын

    I read that as soon as that played

  • @hashmeme

    @hashmeme

    6 жыл бұрын

    This was so accurate though omg

  • @Loonaurtheworld

    @Loonaurtheworld

    6 жыл бұрын

    ME AF 😂😂🔫🔫

  • @kaylaanderson1760

    @kaylaanderson1760

    6 жыл бұрын

    Truer words were never spoken

  • @honee_vii
    @honee_vii4 жыл бұрын

    Ok. WHY DO YOU SING SO WELL?! JESUS

  • @mostannoyingscaramain
    @mostannoyingscaramain3 жыл бұрын

    "I am beautiful, and *beautiful."* "Sorry, he's a boy, there's no hope in that." "But Thailand kissed me" "Had a great nap, in hand, more and more neglected." "Fear in your Favorite music, if you're looking for a product, i'll get you a copy." "But you hear, dear, my dinner." "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have." "Love, who took the children-" *(Hol up-)* "They are boys too, but we do not have much love." "You probably have a lot of [$37 M] things.." "Darling adjust your hand, he is my daughter, I will be your husband" "I see the front of my eyes" "Without feet and legs" (....) "Dear, it's okay, tonight." "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it" *_"But I know, that I am an angel,"_* (Damn, modest much?) "It's not valid, *goodnight."*

  • @samanta4115
    @samanta41156 жыл бұрын

    "Yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT, LIKE COME ON

  • @kjupiters
    @kjupiters6 жыл бұрын

    "I am beautiful and beautiful." Okay, you are 😂 Every lyric in this song is so fckin funny 😂😂

  • @miracleschmidt4342

    @miracleschmidt4342

    6 жыл бұрын

    Karla Jupiters I'm gonna assume that you meant fricking

  • @serenabertollo6182

    @serenabertollo6182

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline34194 жыл бұрын

    "Hey thanks for babysitting how'd it go?" Me: 1:05

  • @teresaneves8839
    @teresaneves88393 жыл бұрын

    “Sorry, he’s a boy” “There is no hope in that” Yup, couldn’t have said it better

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce43955 жыл бұрын

    "I have more power than I have" Sounds legit

  • @greenwing1305

    @greenwing1305

    4 жыл бұрын

    I accidentally disliked your comment because I was laughing too hard. LOLOL (just fixed it)

  • @eppxk

    @eppxk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Duh!

  • @dragonsaregreat1948

    @dragonsaregreat1948

    4 жыл бұрын

    The floor isn't made of floor

  • @otterwithadarkside4422

    @otterwithadarkside4422

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Yes I'm a women. And I have more power then I have!"

  • @thisisforaproject5021
    @thisisforaproject50216 жыл бұрын

    So, I think this is what has happened: Malinda, a feminist, has sons and a daughter. Someone has taken her children, so she is trying to find them. She is in the dark, so the children touch her. But one of her sons doesn’t have arms or legs. Malinda also thinks very highly of herself, and doesn’t like boys. Also, she’s not sure if she is living. She’s also in a relationship with Thailand, the father of her kids. Being in a relationship with Thailand allows her to get products and give you a copy. She is a huge narcissist who French kisses Thailand and doesn’t know if she is alive or dead. Thailand will jump to protect her at any point in time. She apologizes to any parent who gets a son instead of a daughter. She is also very hungry, so she’s asking Thailand to get certain spaghetti flavors. She read in court to become the president and ban boys from America, and her acceptance speech is on a mountaintop with random skiers. (She thinks sometimes that she is a boy though, so she thinks she is Thailand’s husband sometimes) MOTHER BONDING WITH HER KIDS MUCH? Comment stuff I should add!

  • @galathyns

    @galathyns

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThisIsForA Project but don't forget she's someone's husband

  • @thisisforaproject5021

    @thisisforaproject5021

    6 жыл бұрын

    Darius Davis She must also be Thailand’s husband!

  • @galathyns

    @galathyns

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThisIsForA Project also she french kissed Thailand, and is a huge narcissist, and she doesn't know if she is dead or alive, and her love is personified enough to jump

  • @wallewaltz

    @wallewaltz

    6 жыл бұрын

    omg this is so fucked up dgkjlsd

  • @galathyns

    @galathyns

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThisIsForA Project also she may or may not killed time and loves spaghetti flavors

  • @meetmeintheorchard111
    @meetmeintheorchard1113 жыл бұрын

    this is half lesbian anthem and half existential crisis I love it

  • @cjohnson8389
    @cjohnson83894 жыл бұрын

    "And I have more power than I have" *So inspiring*

  • @carlijnmeijers486
    @carlijnmeijers4865 жыл бұрын

    'Sorry he's a boy there is no hope in that' 😂😂 'Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have' 😂😂

  • @queenbooklover1351

    @queenbooklover1351

    4 жыл бұрын

    FEMANISM!

  • @afsheensuleman5016

    @afsheensuleman5016

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girl power!!!

  • @lad1198

    @lad1198

    3 жыл бұрын

    Twitter girls be like

  • @conlon4332

    @conlon4332

    3 жыл бұрын

    1:44 0:36 Ok, it's confirmed: Google is a lesbian.

  • @eloiseafton9640

    @eloiseafton9640

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@conlon4332 yessss

  • @MirkaKaroliina
    @MirkaKaroliina6 жыл бұрын

    "Somebody took our kids?" Killed me xD

  • @emmag.7142

    @emmag.7142

    6 жыл бұрын

    It was Google translate who took them!

  • @hi-uu1mh
    @hi-uu1mh4 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry he's a boy, there's no hope in that" I"M DYINGGG!

  • @Naisavrein
    @Naisavrein3 жыл бұрын

    How is it that each of Malinda's songs get better/funnier each and every time you listen to them?! Love it!

  • @literally_just_art8952
    @literally_just_art89526 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that" Me, a lesbian: me too girl, me too

  • @ArtisticSin

    @ArtisticSin

    5 жыл бұрын

    Literally_Just_Art *slides in to replies* hello where on earth are you

  • @normalperson659

    @normalperson659

    5 жыл бұрын

    😓😦

  • @boyboss3322

    @boyboss3322

    5 жыл бұрын

    Im also lesbian

  • @broseidon1658

    @broseidon1658

    5 жыл бұрын

    Screaming fangirl Daisuki Oh noes, it’s a gay.

  • @leticiadantas2741

    @leticiadantas2741

    5 жыл бұрын

    "they are boys too but we do not have much love" preach

  • @charo1554
    @charo15546 жыл бұрын

    Somebody took our kids. Me as a parent.

  • @reynhacoezy5510

    @reynhacoezy5510

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can relate because I’m a kid

  • @hazimhamid4992

    @hazimhamid4992

    5 жыл бұрын

    Found your kid. It's right above my comment

  • @pickletickle9563

    @pickletickle9563

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ayyyy I was the person who got it from 999 to 1,000. I can now tick that off the bucketlist

  • @katjaristanovic9076

    @katjaristanovic9076

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @reaganac3233

    @reaganac3233

    5 жыл бұрын

    monika u

  • @angrypomeranian4878
    @angrypomeranian48783 жыл бұрын

    3:00 "And scan more" When she said that I immediately thought.......Among us

  • @lanadejesus826
    @lanadejesus8264 жыл бұрын

    *YES IM A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE*

  • @denaejoy612
    @denaejoy6126 жыл бұрын

    I love how the song is so silly but u sing it with so much passion😂😂

  • @dustyb58

    @dustyb58

    6 жыл бұрын

    her harmonies are lit

  • @julz3tt3

    @julz3tt3

    6 жыл бұрын

    Unicorn Child she's great at vocals and her expressions are perfect

  • @denaejoy612

    @denaejoy612

    6 жыл бұрын

    Julz XD yeah

  • @lina8998

    @lina8998

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep lol I’m dying 😝

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious6 жыл бұрын

    First sentence “I love me” ... yup this is going to be great xD

  • @xlbloggergamer607

    @xlbloggergamer607

    6 жыл бұрын

    You love you

  • @aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    @aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shirleydocious 😂😂😂

  • @riziqprio3443
    @riziqprio34434 жыл бұрын

    2:38 I see the front of my eyes 😂

  • @resident_of_hyperbolic_space
    @resident_of_hyperbolic_space4 жыл бұрын

    Google Translate: "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have. So inspirational

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce43955 жыл бұрын

    "I'm an angel On the other hand It's not valid Goodnight" Me in a nutshell lolol

  • @eppxk

    @eppxk

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂 😂 😂 😂 Bahaahagahagahagagaghhhaa

  • @tooth_butter9258

    @tooth_butter9258

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

  • @AradoX0

    @AradoX0

    2 жыл бұрын

    The utterly perfect ending, to a [lacking fitting adjectives here. Could ask google. But then again - just no] song. Really, simply beautiful ending. I'm still dying of laughter here!

  • @orrinpants

    @orrinpants

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eppxk I used google to translate spaghetti language to English. IT WORKED! I'm sorry your needs are not net

  • @orrinpants

    @orrinpants

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @tannem2006
    @tannem20065 жыл бұрын

    'I see the front of my eyes. Wait, how does that work?' Mirrors, my dear

  • @zozupskystar8639

    @zozupskystar8639

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loved this comment...also 200th like!

  • @kdemetter

    @kdemetter

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, ok. I was thinking of The Headless Way (meditation) , but I guess mirrors works as well.

  • @BlueStar4040

    @BlueStar4040

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kdemetter whaa- I was thinking abt mirrors and dreams

  • @Fuchsschwester
    @Fuchsschwester4 жыл бұрын

    01:31 But you heard, dear, my dinner. Anybody else who expected a giant belch at this moment? Please tell me, I was not the only one...

  • @stinkykitty97
    @stinkykitty974 жыл бұрын

    “Fear of your favorite music” Malinda I’m terrified of this song

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls6 жыл бұрын

    CHID SUDDENLY IN THE DARK, *TOUCHING ME* *Yes hello, police?*

  • @mattieharrison1635

    @mattieharrison1635

    6 жыл бұрын

    Panda_Cat 95 lol I Know right

  • @Chick3n_wing

    @Chick3n_wing

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @reynhacoezy5510

    @reynhacoezy5510

    5 жыл бұрын

    Panda_Cat 95 Yes that the woman right here

  • @nah9466

    @nah9466

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chid

  • @nah9466

    @nah9466

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ahem.... CHID 😬

  • @ohhaihooman6776
    @ohhaihooman67766 жыл бұрын

    "They are boys too, but we do not have much love" 😂

  • @settledown_em

    @settledown_em

    6 жыл бұрын

    **small voice from the back** gaayyyyyy

  • @gracesal8139

    @gracesal8139

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry, he is a boy there is no hope in that"

  • @rvaem

    @rvaem

    6 жыл бұрын

    *im gay*

  • @feeldatrythm1703

    @feeldatrythm1703

    6 жыл бұрын

    "He is my daughter, im am a husband"

  • @averlynnerorytarmidji9235

    @averlynnerorytarmidji9235

    6 жыл бұрын

    How can a daughter be a boy

  • @stickii_B
    @stickii_B3 жыл бұрын

    The Malinda with the fairy lights and the hat is having the time of her life but the Malinda with the farm shirt next to the fire place is just depressed.

  • @meowmacaroni
    @meowmacaroni4 жыл бұрын

    “Love, who took the children” KAREN STOLE THE KIDS!!

  • @pauldixita9760
    @pauldixita97606 жыл бұрын

    He is my daughter and I'll be ur husband OMFG 😂😂😂

  • @helili
    @helili5 жыл бұрын

    Person: So what do you and your kids do together Me: Oh we just play in the dark without our legs, nothing special

  • @selenaivanovic2348

    @selenaivanovic2348

    5 жыл бұрын

    aaand there's some thouching

  • @Imbriananeely

    @Imbriananeely

    4 жыл бұрын

    in arms

  • @JcoolTheShipBuilder

    @JcoolTheShipBuilder

    4 жыл бұрын

    *sirens*

  • @InactiveTwig

    @InactiveTwig

    4 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @myrtonouli3904

    @myrtonouli3904

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @minimeela2862
    @minimeela28623 жыл бұрын

    Much self love in the beginning and end of this song...

  • @itsmeagentsky
    @itsmeagentsky3 жыл бұрын

    "If you are looking for a product. I'll get you a copy" China: you can count on us

  • @kwarantine_kween5589
    @kwarantine_kween55895 жыл бұрын

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" "WOAH, WOAH!" I died laughing 😂😂

  • @kaylakaty132

    @kaylakaty132

    4 жыл бұрын

    haha IKR

  • @fogtheghost

    @fogtheghost

    2 жыл бұрын

    what's up with google translate being a perv in this one.

  • @Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n

    @Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fogtheghostyou mean pedophile?

  • @golden6209

    @golden6209

    Жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @warriorofdramaclan8107

    @warriorofdramaclan8107

    10 ай бұрын

    Should I be scared?

  • @matiskrawiec
    @matiskrawiec5 жыл бұрын

    "My son and I play in the dark And in my arms Without feet and legs" Yeah... Sure...

  • @ronamaeloyola8187

    @ronamaeloyola8187

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...and scan more

  • @AntoineViallonDevelloper

    @AntoineViallonDevelloper

    4 жыл бұрын

    I burst out loud at that one. I'm crying of joy 😂

  • @minerva147

    @minerva147

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Alabama intensiefies*

  • @As_Silent_As_Forest

    @As_Silent_As_Forest

    4 жыл бұрын

    No wonder somebody took their children

  • @lakegulian3598

    @lakegulian3598

    4 жыл бұрын

    Minerva Holmes oh my god you made me spit my apple juice- yes I’m a child I love apple juice

  • @christianparker6039
    @christianparker60393 жыл бұрын

    You can't be your own backup chorus Malinda: "l am the backup chorus!"

  • @prestonjones1653

    @prestonjones1653

    3 жыл бұрын

    -musical lightsaber comes out her sleeve-

  • @randoperson6460
    @randoperson64603 жыл бұрын

    Best part: "My son and I play in the dark" and then the others look at her XD

  • @amberpearson6795
    @amberpearson67956 жыл бұрын

    "My son and I play in the dark, and In my arms, without feet and legs" wtf!!??? 😂😂

  • @adobongbutiki4321

    @adobongbutiki4321

    6 жыл бұрын

    Amber Pearson so creepy tho 😂

  • @starship2143

    @starship2143

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sharktwoth

    @Sharktwoth

    6 жыл бұрын

    Amber Pearson Google Translate

  • @wingdingsgaster1614

    @wingdingsgaster1614

    6 жыл бұрын

    Read it as: My son and i played in the dark in arms

  • @yoMC18

    @yoMC18

    6 жыл бұрын

    This comment is underrated

  • @rika6108
    @rika61086 жыл бұрын

    *I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have* Very inspirational, google, thanks.

  • @temporary0insanity

    @temporary0insanity

    6 жыл бұрын

    Google is a feminist, yup. ;)

  • @Stellahansen171
    @Stellahansen1713 жыл бұрын

    “He’s a boy, there’s no hope in that” gurl I can relate 😂

  • @jupitercallisto1140
    @jupitercallisto11404 жыл бұрын

    Google Translate: Yes, I'm a woman. Me to my sister: I TOLD YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A WOMAN! Later... Google Translate: They are boys too Me: So. Okay.

  • @kal_cite
    @kal_cite5 жыл бұрын

    legend says that she's still asleep, and dinner's still not ready

  • @dvorah7516

    @dvorah7516

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blaikal Gaming ツ lol

  • @wolfeclipse9666

    @wolfeclipse9666

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMG 😂 that's so true!

  • @wlouderback02

    @wlouderback02

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Fromdunyatoakhira
    @Fromdunyatoakhira6 жыл бұрын

    I know who took the children. Child Protective Services took them after hearing this very alarming song 🤣

  • @gavinoaw

    @gavinoaw

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes, that's exactly what happened! 🤣 This comment made me laugh so much 🤣🤣 I love how towards the end the song started to sound a little like a child molester's testimony in court!

  • @Trintin

    @Trintin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gavinoaw “If you’re looking for a product, I’ll get you a copy” she’s trying to bribe the jury!

  • @Abby-uy5ro
    @Abby-uy5ro4 жыл бұрын

    4:15 She inches away. thats me right there when we have to do any studying.

  • @blueowl
    @blueowl4 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my all-time faves and I think something that helps a lot is it LOOKS like you are having a TON of fun while performing it. I mean you usually do, but this one it's just so obvious and I love it.

  • @user-kq2vw5hh1t
    @user-kq2vw5hh1t6 жыл бұрын

    ,,Please prefer our favorite favorite" - Google Translate 2k17

  • @musicaltrash3567
    @musicaltrash35676 жыл бұрын

    *is dinner ready yet* *Just be patient* *I'm hungry* *S A M E M E E V E R Y D A Y*

  • @bluestonetimes7264

    @bluestonetimes7264

    6 жыл бұрын

    gaius -candy theif ahhahhahahhhahah

  • @apodofseals
    @apodofseals2 жыл бұрын

    "Who took the children?" Judging by some of the other parts, probably Child Protective Services.

  • @achuviji4963
    @achuviji49633 жыл бұрын

    "I know I am an angel 😇 But on the other hand It's not valid" was epic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mizucakes
    @mizucakes6 жыл бұрын

    "yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" *-google translate 2017* Im laughing so hard Edit: OMFG THIS IS LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER I GOT SO MANY LIKES NOT EXPECTED AT ALL XDDD I WANTED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION 😂

  • @Azarathboy

    @Azarathboy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eva Kamysheva Empowerment quote right here

  • @rawasrandomchannel9729

    @rawasrandomchannel9729

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eva Kamysheva i

  • @leapriscan4507

    @leapriscan4507

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eva Kamysheva honestly, same

  • @albond

    @albond

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

  • @moondust2365

    @moondust2365

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eva Kamysheva Sounds like something Hilary Clinton would say... Just my opinion...

  • @jadeandblood
    @jadeandblood5 жыл бұрын

    I love that every "Oooo" faces makes a weird look everytime 'son', 'child' and 'dark' is mentioned in the same sentence, and then there's one unbothered Malinda who kept singing.

  • @CorticalCirclet

    @CorticalCirclet

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep....except for "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me." That one was beyond the pale, and all the vocalizing Malindas were horrified. Sounds about right.

  • @Chorsanoidka

    @Chorsanoidka

    5 жыл бұрын

    look! another comment where I made the holy number appear!

  • @madisone1122
    @madisone11224 жыл бұрын

    'When I read in court ' Me: Well I did see that happening while playing with your son in the dark.😬😬😬😬

Келесі