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@lissie8602

5 жыл бұрын

Can you translate heathers please

@ameeelia07

5 жыл бұрын

Please do beauty and the beast!

@N1c0l3.D

5 жыл бұрын

For college I have to do 30hrs of work experience and 2day i went to the fire station with my course (public services level 2) and had to do some of their stuff like the bleep test. Love u xx

@Ri_F

5 жыл бұрын

Thanksgiving comes, I'd like to know the night that I saw a movie and a TV... ;) *Real sentence:* Thanksgiving is coming and I'm curious about those feasts we get to see in the movies and TV... ;)

@sethcarson5212

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like we need a spin-off where random people actually try to live they're lives following GTS instructions. But that would probably end in many deaths and billions of $s worth of property damage.

"Today we will use our bodies to gain weight." I already like this exercise

@darleen-l1243

4 жыл бұрын

Basically that's true, muscles also have waight (but I think you already knew that) That's a reason why it's not healthy to waigh you everyday I'm so sorry for my bad English

@nibbles6675

4 жыл бұрын

MY LIKE MADE 666

@user-om5tv5fd9s

4 жыл бұрын

Very true, my father has been struggling with his weight a lot and started dieting like crazy 2 years ago, losing 20kg and allthough he looked pale and sick during that dieting time I was happy that he felt accomplished and started working out to remain at that weight. But he gained weight through muscles and didn’t believe us that it wasn’t fat, started working out even more and dieting again, looking sickly and has eventually gotten completely obsessed with his weight and fat. Hard to watch that stuff.

@sleeplessgames1677

4 жыл бұрын

Read the comment above this one

@sleeplessgames1677

4 жыл бұрын

Is the order different for everyone? I see another comment that makes this one hilarious

"Now repeat this 4 hour cycle. How sad you are about how long your work is" Yes, I am very sad indeed

@Nionivek

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, seems about right.

@GoodMusicManiac999

5 жыл бұрын

Of course one is sad!

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

5 жыл бұрын

That one got me! Considering I'm about to go into work now, it was too accurate!

@intergalacticcake6089

5 жыл бұрын

This comment had 666 likes when I came

@notagamer2452

5 жыл бұрын

In French, "heure" means time and hour, that's why such funny translation exists.

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back and shot his face" Is this Hamilton?

@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time

3 жыл бұрын

*P R O B A B L Y*

@arandomdude1992

3 жыл бұрын

Uh

@potatoesareyummy981

3 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@jadebayoba7073

3 жыл бұрын

More like John *F.* Kennedy

@khitaraaldilla5406

3 жыл бұрын

3:33

Doctor: What kind of work out routine do you have? Me: Its complicated.

@MM-hz8kj

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Sometimes, but normally it involves guinea pigs and heaven

@jvpro2076

3 жыл бұрын

@@MM-hz8kj stop killing guinea pigs

@MM-hz8kj

3 жыл бұрын

@@jvpro2076 its a joke

@jvpro2076

3 жыл бұрын

@@MM-hz8kj I know also,

@MM-hz8kj

3 жыл бұрын

@@jvpro2076 yay

Malinda in Factoryland - the unofficial sequel to Alice in Wonderland.

@birdbird8364

5 жыл бұрын

It's also the sequel to Charlie and the chocolate factory

@balazsharkai5118

5 жыл бұрын

ITS A CROSSOVER

@danielkuczko7187

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, isn't it MElinda in Factoryland ?

@birdbird8364

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielkuczko7187 no, it's Malinda

@Oddmartian2

5 жыл бұрын

"Factory Land" sounds like the shady knock-off version of Wonka's factory where the kids never come back out

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, *_and shot his face_* Welp that turned dark quickly

@user-go4fb1yc7l

5 жыл бұрын

Hamilton

@kaded_cat

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lemon2741

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Sha-mazing oh hell nahhh

@theflamingrooster2983

5 жыл бұрын

that's why he reached for heaven

@oof_9501

5 жыл бұрын

*to break the devil!*

"You are the only one who is spoiled." *sits in the corner and cries*

@sandn_jdbk

4 жыл бұрын

me0here0me0there HILARIOUS

"balanced balance" hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

@Lily_pad57

4 жыл бұрын

the floor here is made out of flour

@gamingcookiereal

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lily_pad57 flour doesn't seem like a very sturdy floor

@Lily_pad57

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamingcookiereal oops, my bad, i meant the flour here is made out of FLOOR

@mypersonalaccount4934

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget to keep your balance balanced and balanced, buddies!

@pikamonketchumlol1237

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes the flour is made of flour

"use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced"

@sabrinagol9454

5 жыл бұрын

Stop operation! 😂

@ZeldaRoseSongbook

5 жыл бұрын

Sandwich sandwich sandwich? SANDWICH. ^^Literally the first thing I thought of with all the repetition of balance.

@petarmilic9729

5 жыл бұрын

completely valid...in c++

@metathechangeling926

5 жыл бұрын

Dp Sm that's a lot of balance

@thomasjenkins7506

5 жыл бұрын

yo dawg, i hear you like balance, so i...

“He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time.” Well, that sounds like me during every workout, so...

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like me in general

@savannahwestover2538

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh, same

@xxcloudii2059

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeturg me to

@joelceda3500

3 жыл бұрын

After that workout I probably _would_ shut down for good... (Having bad back would make some of the moves sheer agony.)

@imadoor2205

3 жыл бұрын

Dude same

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." relatable

@davidhardy2925

3 жыл бұрын

So relatable (google translate ? U the 6 the, which is the new year to you by the end, 5th, but I am a bit of Geiger to be in tomorrow, so I will 8 the, which I wouldn't have to be the same time as a result, have a look shortly x the the, and a unicorn, but I am not sure what we're doing a good time then? X to be in today, feeling really is no longer available in your area, and a unicorn dies.

@thatmentallyunstablegorl

3 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@markmcpheters

3 жыл бұрын

im autistic so i often go out cold in certain settings

“Please keep your mouth on the other side and move slowly to the..” I THOUGHT I WAS ON KZread NOT POR-

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

That line will be in my nightmares tonight.... I think it's an understatement to say I'm now uncomfortable and scared

@quinn._.2046

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@serenaplaw

3 жыл бұрын

*WHEEEEZE*

@xArcxia_07

3 жыл бұрын

xDD

@YouTubeUser_912

3 жыл бұрын

@@nataliek2235 In your nightmare are you doing it or is someone doing it to you?

*today we will use our body to gain weight*

@ktml3005

5 жыл бұрын

Me every day

@GlitchTubeSubscribePlezBro

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@scottmolnar829

5 жыл бұрын

_first step, drive to McDonalds_

@kacpercicharski3431

5 жыл бұрын

In our way to get our backs. Make sure there is *NO* WATER

@IceePhoenix

5 жыл бұрын

Me: Am I a joke to you?

"use the nucleus to avoid falling on the ankles or arms" - that is why I subscribed "get your nucleus. oops too late" - that is why I stayed

@TessaLinyssim

5 жыл бұрын

And this is the point when I began to laugh with tears. :D

Everyone: follows Malindas workout Me: follows Google Translates workout

@thewhiteegg1414

4 жыл бұрын

So you've moved slowly to the pp to? (Ik it's an joke)

@malakmedhat9905

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewhiteegg1414 lmao that's the same thing I thought

@maximuscraig8222

3 жыл бұрын

Did you do the censored part xD

@maximuscraig8222

3 жыл бұрын

Animus Gacha Gurls I know I just found it funny for some reason

@jeaddhist

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximuscraig8222 Maybe with their girlfriend/boyfriend

"Please don't demonetize me" every content creator felt that

@claireglover1391

Жыл бұрын

Google translate really did her dirty on this one. The language is impeccably against KZread. How shameful of it! >=(

@BigRockyGaming

Жыл бұрын

I felt that. And I’m not even monotized yet 😂

For halloween you should translate scary stories to see if they’re even a tiny bit scary after translated...

@dominicvoelkl5236

5 жыл бұрын

Evve Locce That sounds awesome

@eeeepsilon

5 жыл бұрын

great idea. hope Malinda sees this

@laniedragon

5 жыл бұрын

That would be hilarious!

@davincent98

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, the Tell-tale heart

@OnceUponAGrimm

5 жыл бұрын

She should collab with Snarled with this! That would be awesome!!

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, and shot his face." Top 10 saddest anime deaths

@deliazota8996

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@seagull8291

4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment right after I heard that in the video XD

@YouTearMyHeart

4 жыл бұрын

@@seagull8291 .... so you were'nt watching the video? That's not kind to Malinda if you just listen to it ;P

@zmansadventures

4 жыл бұрын

@@YouTearMyHeart Maybe its on mobile, where you can read and see.

@mr.tyrant8708

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes...

“Also, you are the only one who is spoiled” - said all the older brothers and sisters to the youngest one 😂

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

My brother said that to me just today! 🤣

@dummykwast

3 жыл бұрын

Because its true though

@lillyjones9690

3 жыл бұрын

That is my older suster

@thewanderingmistnull2451

3 жыл бұрын

Bet $100 you aren't the oldest sibling.

@jaffacakenjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillyjones9690 sus

1:50 I showed this to my family not knowing this was in the video . . . Imprisonment for life

@kingofnerds7693

4 жыл бұрын

Rip

@sams_enfp

2 жыл бұрын

oof

*Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced.* *S T O P O P E R A T I O N*

@hamiltonislife3877

5 жыл бұрын

GerryENT I read this when I got to that part in the video 😂

@christianjonahzapanta6954

4 жыл бұрын

Chernobyl short story

@darthkamen6564

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos is pleased.

@Kris-uf1dq

4 жыл бұрын

Repeat this 4 hour cycle

@seagull8291

4 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard this in the video, I read this comment 😂

"And now you are ready to seize the rest of your day!" - Malinda "He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." - Google Translate What a delightful contradiction

@Trekki200

4 жыл бұрын

After working out between a wheelchair and hell, I definitely agree with the google version

@Painfulldarksoul

4 жыл бұрын

@@Trekki200 Especially since it's four hour cycle excercises.

@beans_of_jelly

4 жыл бұрын

Google translate is just me in the mornings

These videos make me wheeze with laughter Or as Google translate says: 'I hear this video laugh'

@beastwarrior9264

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@nsa6103

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo i laughed

@spong_spong

3 жыл бұрын

These videos make me wheeze with laughter: Translate language: These videos make me laugh with laughter

@evilpotato1534

3 жыл бұрын

haha same/ Ha-ha

@deangelonolasco946

3 жыл бұрын

W H E E Z E

1:53 This isn't the type of workout I thought we were doing today

@xArcxia_07

3 жыл бұрын

🤭😂

@cheviot_

3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing step workout?

@scott12xu

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s still very important for good health both physically and mentally.

@rayzoralphamimic8431

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know it was a workout at all.

@ghost_curse

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayzoralphamimic8431 In all seriousness sex actually does burn calories so it is kind of a workout in a way

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, and shot his face." *WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

@abcjhill3063

4 жыл бұрын

i still cant breath from this!!!!!!

@cricket4517

3 жыл бұрын

XVNexus Hamilton, U-U

@marsp5636

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all talking bout mah boi Philip?

@Friendsfan2008

3 жыл бұрын

I'm trying not to laugh or else my dad will wonder what im laughing at 🤣

@jacobbrian1883

3 жыл бұрын

right as i read this she said it

"How sad you are about how long your work is" Google translate finally gets me.

Malinda in Factoryland Malinda's friend of many years and, arguably, many minds, or one fragmented mind, Google Translate, had sent her on an epic journey to the menacing Factoryland. As usual, the quest she had been sent on, was somewhat less clear. Google Translate had proudly declared that she should "Eliminate anxiety! Embrace evil heart!" Some days Malinda really wondered if Google Translate was a villain or not. Factoryland proved to be dark and dreary, with pale-faced grey masses of people walking and working with their eyes cast towards the ground, as though they had given up any hope of seeing the blue sky, and did not care to do more than they must, anymore. "Do not despair, because I am here to help you!" Malinda tried telling them, even though she was not certain how she could do that. However, when she tried to say that the smog caused by the factories - which seemed to be ignoring all environmental laws on emissions - caused them not to see the sky, what came out of her mouth was "This will protect you from the weather!" That sounded suspiciously something that her friend might say. She stopped one of the pale-faced workers, trying to get them to lift their face. When she tried to tell them that they should not be afraid to look at the world, that it was too wonderful to just recet it, her words instead sounded like "Don't be afraid that you can be beautiful to the world!" It wasn't exactly the message she had intended, but it still kind of worked, so Malinda let it slide. The pale-faced person whispered, so quietly that it was almost lost to the sound of identical shoes on pavement, the din of machinery from the multiple factories and the hum of high electricity from the overhead powerlines, "It will be easier when you stop treatment too much", and then went on their way. Malinda lost them into the grey mass before they had taken more than a few steps, so identical were the workers. Her efforts at getting the people to appreciate the world around them, and care for one another - it didn't even matter that that turned into "You have to take care of yourself" - did not go unnoticed for long. Dark forms pushed through the throng as if the grey masses were water flowing past jagged rocks, looming before Malinda in no time at all. "Stop! You are a mess!" The garbled message was clear enough in its meaning; Malinda was trying to do something that none should do in this harsh and unforgiving world, and the authorities didn't like it. Or her. "When you make a solecism to re-send for you!" Though she couldn't quite figure out what a solecism was, Malinda was quite certain she didn't want to receive one even once. When she tried to protest that she was innocent and hadn't done anything wrong, it turned into "How? Accidentally", which didn't help. At all. So when the looming figures reached for her, Malinda turned to run away. That was however easier said than done, given that the grey masses of Factoryland people did not give way to her like they did to the authorities, so she was slow to push her way past them, and was caught in no time. "Examining factory settings," one of the looming figures now dragging her through the crowd told her. Even garbled, it didn't sound good. Malinda thought of how smartphones could be reset to factory settings, and wondered if that had happened to the pale-faced workers here. And if it would happen to her as well? (To be continued, perhaps. Or like Google Translate would say, Maybe go.)

@henrymccane2600

3 жыл бұрын

I just read that whole thing and I'm happy!😁

@S4BT00NZ

3 жыл бұрын

i read everything and wow... could you continue this? please? i beg you... it's beautiful...

@Quirkykitty

3 жыл бұрын

Please continue or something im begging

@DimensionalityGalaxyFoxFilms

3 жыл бұрын

i'm illiterate

@kr1mstar_

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE. CONTINUE. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

3:10 So much balanced balance and balance

"We need to get up in the morning" Oh no...the hardest exercise of all....

@psychopianist630

5 жыл бұрын

Good mornings? Easy. Getting up in the morning? Really, really hard.

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." Sounds like me after I work out

@meganmonkey1413

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me all the time

@shadowbolt6830

5 жыл бұрын

Me after school

@BigRockyGaming

Жыл бұрын

Me after my livestream 😂

@SavouryGalette

Жыл бұрын

What in the Mortal Kombat..

“I will calm your mind and your mind.” That’s deep. I’m gonna frame that for future inspiration. I never cared much for yoga, but now I understand. “Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced.” I think this is why my life has been so unstable! I just have to use my genetic muscles, I mean they gotta be around here somewhere, right? *looks confused at non existent abs.

"how sad you are about how long your work is" google translate knows what's up.

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time." Having repeated that 4-hour cycle, I'm pretty sure that anyone will be ready to shut down.

@mirrorofnight

3 жыл бұрын

Pongsathon Boonrod especially if you hammer your hands each time XD

@artstudent120

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Nidras and especially when you come to earth on stone stones and go to the factory land.

@t_nicki

3 жыл бұрын

Why do we have to do it for for 4 hours?

@J0RD4N971

3 жыл бұрын

@@t_nicki Because otherwise you won't gain weight

@t_nicki

3 жыл бұрын

@@J0RD4N971 ok

I actually used this (the pre translation version hehe) do do my first work out in years today. Being able to do it just in my room with no additional supplies is great, and I already am starting to feel a bit better. Sore, but almost more energized. Thank you Malinda, for what you do

@MayaTalos

Жыл бұрын

Now do the translated version

@cousinparty7266

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@MayaTaloswhich includes having to lift a cow, a spaceship, skiing, converting dogs into liquids, needing a romantic partner, all while NOT drinking water? Truly a workout indeed

3:15 my brain: after it says I need to get out of bed in the morning

Google Translate always turns things into their opposites... it's a weight-GAINING workout now!

@FletcherCat

5 жыл бұрын

And no water!

@potatogamer1877

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@kdemetter

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it could be : if you were skinny you'd gain some weight if you then started a serious workout ( especially strength training) , because you'd build some muscles (you would also have to eat more - especially protein - in order to have any significant muscle weight gain though)

@Fmm_ftle

5 жыл бұрын

For those annoyingly skinny people of the world! XD

@ResaChiic

5 жыл бұрын

well technically if you want to add on muscle, you need to gain weight

*_he pulled his hands to heaven_* *_sat back_* *_and shot his face_*

@1980woodpixie

4 жыл бұрын

S T O P O P E R A T I O N

@gaela2659

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@diadia5634

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 saddest deaths XD

@gabwill8

4 жыл бұрын

I'm totally using this in a book somehow, though. 😂

@mylahobbit1815

4 жыл бұрын

is this hamilton

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time" Me when I wake up in the morning.

"He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time" Me, everyday on this quarantine

*He shot his face* wow, that is a great exercise

@jj_judah365

4 жыл бұрын

xXAlexJaja you lose blood! That’s.. one way to lose weight!

@tickoman273

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't work, actually. I end up dead every time

@susamogus8331

4 жыл бұрын

@@tickoman273 dang, it is what it is

@MyName_Adam_IG

4 жыл бұрын

THEY KILLED KENNY! THOSE BASTARDS (Sorry i had too!)

@smartcookieanimates

3 жыл бұрын

Sundae the Espeon Then try a knife, it takes more effort and pain but it works just as well!

"Use genetic muscles to maintain balanced balance and keep your balance balanced and balanced." Most redundant phrase EVER

@GemCandy

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Ernest when you're trying to reach the essay's word count XD

@MegaBallPowerBall

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Ernest 3:10

@funguy3259

2 жыл бұрын

Even how much Wood would a woodchuck thing is way less confusing

@williambell1758

Жыл бұрын

Well balance is very important

“We need to get up in the morning” That sounds about right

“He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time.” Me during break.

1:50 Aaand... this video is demonetized

@madisonbutinpain6152

5 жыл бұрын

Pyro_GamerX no u

@lostmelodyy

5 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean?

@reeflame5863

5 жыл бұрын

Louisa Pall it means that she won’t get paid for the video

@ResaChiic

5 жыл бұрын

and the english auto captions got this all completely correct lmfao

@thomasboese3793

5 жыл бұрын

And that didn't take very long at all... Money flowed out of this bank very, very, very fast...

So basically, the Google Translate workout is a sad, repeating 4-hour cycle where no water is allowed. Sounds legit.

@skelkankaos

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my job

@qasemrimawi568

5 жыл бұрын

And you approach a penis

@davidparkes7741

5 жыл бұрын

Exercise in a nutshell.

@shanenanigans27

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like school physical education

@halfnwhole751

5 жыл бұрын

Is this hell?

2:52 I think thats an atom ⚛ 😅😂😂😂😂

3:35 He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back and shot his face. That got me 😂

IDEA translate Starbucks drinks then go to Starbucks and ask for the translated versions Edit- Thanks for all the likes and comments

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

I love this already...

@Scarlett-Hofferson

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes! 😂

@madelinekathleenb.6923

5 жыл бұрын

13_Pets_Psycho yes! And use TRANSLATED NAMES! For your order!

@daphnefleurrr

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSS

@BrainyAshes

5 жыл бұрын

13_Pets_Psycho This needs to be real 😂

Wow, I'm so much stronger just because I barked at sand! Thanks Melinda!

@littlebirtchboi

5 жыл бұрын

DaveBob with that profile pic this comment makes a bit more sense

@rhonanscowcroft3118

5 жыл бұрын

Starlight Eclipse lol

@emanatingf

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeeb2230 Agreed

@Game_Hero

5 жыл бұрын

Did you gained Weight as well?

@pangolinnie

5 жыл бұрын

It's Malinda

Welcome to Malinda’s X-rated workout.

@Your_Local_Weirdo75

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Malinda: Hey, let's do sports! 0:59 Google Translate: Everything but sports

@rexperverziff

Жыл бұрын

1:50 yea, EVERYTHING BUT SPORTS.

"How sad you are about how long your work is." *Too real.*

"I will calm your mind and your mind" Google's mind is so calmed it forgot it said it already

@BM-ts1yi

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@atocanboi409

4 жыл бұрын

you know it's Google Translate when it repeats the same word multiple times in a row.

@samarius_art_and_games

4 жыл бұрын

@@atocanboi409 "Remember to use your genetic muscles to maintain your balance balanced and to keep your balance balanced and balanced."

@JL_online

3 жыл бұрын

AHA

@aandm1011

3 жыл бұрын

Loooool

"Today we will use our body to gain weight." Finally, a workout I can do!

1:45 Ayo What 💀💀💀

Before you like this comment... MAKE SURE THERE IS NO WATER!

@seantaggart7382

5 жыл бұрын

C'mon 3 3 THREEEE!!!!!

@seantaggart7382

5 жыл бұрын

ALSO HIDE THE WATER 🌊🌊🌊🌊

@pandagamer5473

5 жыл бұрын

me actually throwing my water away

@luco663

4 жыл бұрын

*kicks water*

@sleeeepyy_

4 жыл бұрын

I have milk....so..

Take a shot of water every time it messes u- oh I can't have water nvm

@jclkaytwo

5 жыл бұрын

glory does not give you water, so you have to consider yourself.

@royalemeraldbuilder5058

5 жыл бұрын

@@jclkaytwo which one is that from again?

@jclkaytwo

5 жыл бұрын

@@royalemeraldbuilder5058 new rules

@royalemeraldbuilder5058

5 жыл бұрын

@@jclkaytwo Ahh of course. How could I forget?

1:50 excuse me ma'am how did that fit so perfectly

@stepheneguevara1165

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

That little diddy the computer does at the beginning makes me smile every time

@ARandomSpace

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see them do that intro again, but with the Google Translate robot thing that appears in the thumbnails.

“We will use our body to gain weight” Yes makes perfect sense working out to gain weight

@landonduke4815

4 жыл бұрын

Actually you can use exercise to gain weight. It’s part of a lot of weight gain plans. Muscle mass weighs more than fat mass, so by working out, you can actually increase weight.

@HomosapienNo

4 жыл бұрын

I workout to gain weight 😂 Its when you gain muscle mass that you put on weight, but its actually good weight and not the unhealthy kind, which i need because I'm super underweight. I hope that makes sense, I'm bad at explaining things

@NWolfsson

4 жыл бұрын

@Joey Santiano Just for clarification, for the same volume, it weighs more. That's how density works :)

@jayamilapersson4030

4 жыл бұрын

It is called gaining muscle mass( muscles weigh more then fat because it is more compact/dense)

"Guineapigs are a good practice" I can identify with that.

@kaylawarren4984

5 жыл бұрын

Great alarm clock... *Squeeee Squeeee Squeeee*

@octoberwinds1488

5 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@honeytree5419

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaylawarren4984 my piggy knows the sound of the fridge and goes crazy because we sometimes give me veggies

@kaylawarren4984

5 жыл бұрын

@@honeytree5419 My guinea pig tries to steal the food out of your hand and then runs around the cage with it in her mouth like we are going to steal it back from her...

@honeytree5419

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaylawarren4984 adorable! Edward has an odd habit of trying to eat my hair...

*he was ready to shut down for the remainder of time* *me*

0:35 That's one way of saying you want to be a mother

Google gone sexual!

@mounirbakour4467

5 жыл бұрын

Cool xD😂🤣

I love those moments where she’s like “oh hell no, I’m not doing that!”

@elechronic

3 жыл бұрын

He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back, and shot his face

@pikamonketchumlol1237

3 жыл бұрын

*H A M I L T O N T A K E M E*

@zionnemakoma1398

3 жыл бұрын

1:50

@jvpro2076

3 жыл бұрын

@@elechronic I read this comment at the same time that line happened

@cosmonaut5509

3 жыл бұрын

Slowly towards the pp

2:21 reminds me of *Howtobasic*

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

5 ай бұрын

?

1:02 You're supposed to remove the bark from the sand, and scurry for 10 minutes.

“Make the plant with exactly one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side.” So.. is this gardening for amputee demons now? Edit: WHERE DID ALL THESE LIKES COME FROM?? WHO PAID YOU

@christineagnew7372

5 жыл бұрын

"Amputee demons" Dying! *gasp* 😂

@lydiaboyle4158

5 жыл бұрын

"To break the devil, your head begins on your knees."

@jaxvipre8606

5 жыл бұрын

@Bongo Cat Satan paid me

@vay5540

5 жыл бұрын

Bongo Cat Satan paid me to raise awareness for amputee demons.

@marsar1775

5 жыл бұрын

I paid me

"Please keep your mouth on the other side and move slowly towards the penis" Accurate description of me touching my toes

@dernorde5692

5 жыл бұрын

No. You just...no. Nonono now this image is stuck in my head. Noooo. How will I ever be able to exercise again without thinking of this. Gah.

@thehappyfemme

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😅🙈

@alphawolfdoggo354

5 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aldebaranaldana6105

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, so you managed to make it no-sexual. Congratulations!

@wolfheart8604

5 жыл бұрын

Does it take a few seconds?

0:18 There's the train that was installed by the virtual manager without security!

2:37 sounds way worse after the move slowly to the pp part.

@the-evil-paperclip

Жыл бұрын

you are so dirty minded, guinea pigs are used for science. It's just a good practice before the dog for liquids.

@kingstonlovely7404

7 ай бұрын

I'd still fuck the guinea pig

@WinxAliNelCielo

2 ай бұрын

Right

I would love to see a ”Google translate guides me with GPS” so basically you gps a location and you Google translate how it thinks you should get there

@isabelfreeman2702

5 жыл бұрын

Yes yes google maps vs google translate

@deetalley3442

5 жыл бұрын

or waze vs google translate

@valerieflores3165

5 жыл бұрын

yess lol

@myaursus247

5 жыл бұрын

omg yes that would be grate

@tatharelprincessoferegion8162

5 жыл бұрын

YAAASSSSSSSSSS

"Make a plant with exactly one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side" Okay? And this helps?

@13rinslet

5 жыл бұрын

What is she doing? Alchemy?

@marshroverv5632

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it does seem to help to have FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE

3:23 "how sad you are about how long your work is."

“Make the plant with exactly one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side” *falls off bed*

Video: Please keep your mouth on the side and move slowly to the pe- Me: *YOU HAD ONE JOB GOOGLE TRANSLATE* *it takes a few seconds* Only if the people who liked subbed- (not asking for subs)

@Tinyisaiah

4 жыл бұрын

UnicornGirl99 yep

@aceampora6012

4 жыл бұрын

Diego Talavera i cant right now. 🤣🤣🤣

@eebertdeebert

4 жыл бұрын

UnicornGirl99 *oH nOEs*

@polszczyzna2771

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegotalavera1397 guess its true

@hoshinosz

4 жыл бұрын

iT oNLy TAkES a FEw SEconDS~~~

Ofcourse he was ready to shut down *IT WAS A FOUR HOUR CYCLE*

@-PaulThePerson-

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna like but 159...

0:42 that ruined it for me, i don't wanna get up

Expectation: "and know you are ready to seize the rest of the day!" Reality: "He was ready to shut down the remainder of the time."

Why do not you make a: Google Translate makes my meals for a day. I translated it: Thousands love belly? Google is eating fresh vegetables

@WinterDutchie

5 жыл бұрын

Damnit Google! why are you eating fresh vegetables?!

@simran12354

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lilandeintheirl

5 жыл бұрын

Thousands love belly. Google you done it again 😂👌

@JcoolTheShipBuilder

5 жыл бұрын

Good for google

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

GhostBoyGaming, Google is trying to be healthy after its workout routine terribly failed.

"Are you REALLY ready? " Me everytime I have to face commitment :') And responsibilities :"")))))

@wolfheart8604

5 жыл бұрын

......No....

He was ready to shut down for the rest of time is my entire life

"sidewalk legs more than the normal" me: *literally dying of laughter*

"He pulled his hands to heaven, sat back......and SHOT HIS FACE!" Imagine a man at the top of a mountain raising his hands up to the sky (heaven) with his eyes closed. Then he sits back on the ground ... enjoying the view for a few minutes before he decides to end his own life...... Thats kinda dark google.....whats wrong with you?

@yeeeee72

4 жыл бұрын

Look up Jeremy Wade delle that's dark.

if you got one half of a wheelchair and hell on your side you can do anything

@jacobdagun3670

5 жыл бұрын

*I knew it.*

@davidparkes7741

5 жыл бұрын

What if you've got both sides of a wheelchair and hell on your side?

@springbreezegaming4017

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidparkes7741 then you are the new GOD

@jacobdagun3670

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidparkes7741 Then you got something to prove.

@davidparkes7741

5 жыл бұрын

*In Mr Burns voice.* Excellent.

First, we're going to cross the train. Make sure to congratulate Melinda afterward. Next, we're gonna use our body to gain weight in order to get our backs. Make sure there is no water near you. Then, make sure you're really ready by letting us come. After that, we'll need to get up in the morning. Of course, we'll need to start hot Hotjelly's High Back. We can do this by jumping a minute jumping and setting the moment. Don't forget to start with a card and encourage insense. In addition to that, we're gonna practice our typing. Very importantly, we'll need to move our sidewalk legs more then you'd normally do. Do this while wearing a cloak. As you may have guessed, we're gonna come to earth and land on stone stones, and then set off for Factory Land. Then, you gotta drop your back and take your job. Of course, you need to move your mouth towards your crotch. Cut off a part of your knee when necessary, and put your head on your knees in order to break the devil. Grab half of a wheelchair and hell in order to make the plant. You're gonna need to take a skiing trip in the air, and use the dog for liquids. Make sure that you have your nucleus in hand so you don't fall. As a result of the last couple steps, you're gonna need a cow in the table. Use your handy genetic muscles to balance yourself and stop the operation. Repeat the cycle for 4 hours, and you may be sad about how long that is. Of course, pull your hands to heaven, sit back and calmly shoot your face. Turn your back and know that you're spoiled. Finally, shut down for the rest of the time. The workout is finished.

@YouTubeUser_912

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the advice, I'll note this

@ARandomSpace

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to do Bike Backhoes next and extend the ground in the spaceship. Then, you gotta tackle the balance by placing the roof up into your upper palm. Don't forget that Guinea Pigs are a good practice. You also need to keep your balance balanced and balanced before stopping the operation. Remember, they turned their backs. Also, you are the only one who is spoiled.

0:30 Wait I found an error GOOGLE WAS CORRECT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SLIP

'repeat this 4 hour cycle how sad you are about how long your work is' ha ha sounds like me doing homework

@valerieflores3165

5 жыл бұрын

rosemarycat5 me in p.e.

“Today we will use our body to gain weight” Me: “count me in!!”

@morgan4829

4 жыл бұрын

Finally something i can do!

@AstoundingAmelia

4 жыл бұрын

Wish I could join you but I haven't got rid of the water yet

3:20 this is me and my colleagues at work at lunchtime, scary accurate too

What my mom thinks is funny: *Minion meme* What I think is funny:

I will def use this as my workout tutorial

@chooseagooduserhere3829

5 жыл бұрын

Reaction time for life

@kdemetter

5 жыл бұрын

Reza W Well, at least that part made sense.

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

HuffPuff Gamer and don’t forget to use the nucleus to avoid falling on your ankles or arms.

@n0terin117

5 жыл бұрын

First or second?

@rexperverziff

Жыл бұрын

Also don’t forget to do what it said at 1:50

*TO BREAK THE DEVILLLL* I love this video Edit: *he pulled his hands up to heaven,sat down,and shot his face*

@lydiaboyle4158

5 жыл бұрын

Well, to break the devil, you'd need hell on your side.

@odie0086

5 жыл бұрын

Lydia Boyle Doom in a nutshell

LMAO THEY ARE LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE

“OOH! I’m out of SHAPE!” lol you did an AMAZING JOB, Malinda! 👍 ❤ you deserve to be TIRED after doing BOTH of those DIFFERENT workouts! ❤

"Keep your balance balanced and balanced" Ooookay, I got it!

@danwar2489

5 жыл бұрын

S T O P O P E R A T I O N

He pulled his hands back to heaven, sat back, and SHOT HIS FACE! 🎶 *HE HAD IT COMING! HE HAD IT COMING! HE ONLY HAD HIM SELF TO BLAAAAME!* 🎶

@naomideoliveira1886

5 жыл бұрын

- TCBMS - Beautiful reference!

@octavianjoseph8633

4 жыл бұрын

🎶If you had been there, if you'd seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!🎶

@Fuchsschwester

4 жыл бұрын

You know what? That would be a PERFECT song for Google Translate!!!

3:01 "Keep a cow on the table." XD!

Nearly every video I watch on this channel has me crying with laughter. Thank you for so many paroxysms of mirth!