I'm hoping to make more sketches like this one around the Google Translate theme. :) Let me know what else you'd like to see! ALSO GET YOUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON T-SHIRTS NOW THEY'LL BE GONE FEB 17th!! shopmalinda.com/

@David_Thompson

6 жыл бұрын

Happy Valentine's Day to you and all the single ladies! If you don't have plans and fancy a Hippy Valentine's day why not curl up with a watermelon and this official video of Fiona the Hippo's best bits released in the last hour (I know): kzread.info/dash/bejne/fXt22JqohJjSp84.html It is genuinely heart-warming : D

@David_Thompson

6 жыл бұрын

MKR superfan Dennis F has put together a 30 minute GTS highlights compilation video to mark Malinda's 4 years on KZread - it includes all the best lines from Frozen to BTS so take a look here to enjoy her journey over the last 4 years! It's great whether you are a long-term fan or if you are new and are wondering where all those lines in the comments sections came from! - kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2SmsMlpgJeXpbQ.html

@AngelGirlRiley19

6 жыл бұрын

Got my gradually watermelon t-shirt. Time to confuse people!

@daffodilxoxo6052

6 жыл бұрын

So Google Translate says that astronomers can find a disease. Bravo!

@thesheep3115

6 жыл бұрын

I'm sad and lonely and I drank melted Ben & Jerrys honey comb all alone

"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?" Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died." guess it did hurt.

@lexilala1968

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@derckjansmits9159

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@daveisip1

5 жыл бұрын

What if it was a painless death?

@mirageinthedesert5448

5 жыл бұрын

Star Sky Crafts, Farming and More I literally read that comment as she said it

@kayleighfink350

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I cried of laughter when I heard that one

"Are you a shape?Because I like you" 10/10 pick up line

@salonii6345

4 жыл бұрын

ikr

@yurigacha-san1367

4 жыл бұрын

I like shapes, push and pull like a work of change

@eeneehaww

4 жыл бұрын

@@be_an_orbit i'm in love with your system

@Chorsanoidka

4 жыл бұрын

now my linens, such as spices

@alexanderbolton

4 жыл бұрын

Every day I find some new railway!

"Get a room.for the best possible choices." *that turned into a hotel ad*

@glenwicks4976

4 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Trivago?

@justarandomperson5555

3 жыл бұрын

Ennard i will find ur exotic butters for u

@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171

3 жыл бұрын

Serenity Madley thx bro

@bennypinto

3 жыл бұрын

Ennard I have your exotic butters!!!!!! :D

@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171

3 жыл бұрын

Yahnica :D WHERE!?!?!

“Honey, are you a Tide-pod? ‘ Cause you look like a snack .” Proceeds to glare at the camera I keep laughing so hard at this part.

@rainbowvamps8988

3 жыл бұрын

Why did she look back at the camera?

@nabstablooktheghost721

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowvamps8988 Because people used to eat tide pods. I think she is dissapointed.

@D0l0rias

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph Duncan There is a Challenge to eat a tide-pod but these are freaking dangerous...

@pointlessvideos940

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowvamps8988 There’s a really dumb, dangerous challenge to eat tide pods. She doesn’t agree with it.

@NWolfsson

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in no way, shape or form of the right generation or mindset to snacc on tide pods, but even I felt the need to say "Sorry Malinda, I won't do it again!"

"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Yea, that line would pick me up.

@Snooopyy.

4 жыл бұрын

No Comments...hmmm that was off

@xxcloudii2059

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me to

@earthwormlily7425

3 жыл бұрын

Smooooooth lol

@stephenstephenson790

3 жыл бұрын

@@earthwormlily7425 istg i see you everywhere lol

@earthwormlily7425

3 жыл бұрын

@Ninja I a m e v e r y w h e r e . Lol also does Albert’s room smell as bad as he says it does? xd

"Do you like food? Do you like romantic outings?" Gt: "Do you eat? Do you like to have sex?" Wow, that's very straightforward.

@alastorw7704

6 жыл бұрын

Lol Logan went too far

@THEATERLOVER14

6 жыл бұрын

But like that's exactly what it means! I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard!! "I can provide both of those things, therefore you will be my date" = "I can give you two it will be my day!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@FrenkTheJoy

6 жыл бұрын

The GT of that line would easily work on a lot of people.

@ashmiller8543

6 жыл бұрын

Rosa W I wonder if that would work on Valerie?

@efadfa3

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, isn't that the same thing.

Malinda: *Find out the disease.* Everyone in 2020: panicking to find the cure for coronavirus

@DerivativeOfJungbluth

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed an awkward prediction...

@thebonewarrior8757

4 жыл бұрын

Thought the exact same went straight to the comments

@youtubecat1658

4 жыл бұрын

SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE

@sofielamy

3 жыл бұрын

When she said "are you astronomers?" it reminded me of my grandma asking every scientist she knows 'what's the cure' and then pressuring them to get working on it.

@veiihdio

3 жыл бұрын

Tru tho

3:06 “Did you eat honey? Because you got this donkey” YO I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣

@funpersonakaebw1110

3 жыл бұрын

The a word actually means donkey though. Still funny as heck :)

@willwright6115

3 жыл бұрын

*hee-haw intensifies*

@umalazoff4

3 жыл бұрын

Winnie the Pooh reference

@bloodyuseless7677

3 жыл бұрын

Donkeys like honey confirmed

@Fuzy2K

3 жыл бұрын

@@funpersonakaebw1110 Gosh darnit can y'all stop cussin' in here? :P

"Get a room. For the best possible choices" is actually a better pickup line than the original wtf??

@japanpanda2179

4 жыл бұрын

How so? I don't get it?

@randomstupiddude3565

4 жыл бұрын

Japan Panda Well bascially people get hotel room to do some stuff ...yeah (Implying that just get a hotel room cause I'm in)

@seineevee

4 жыл бұрын

littledisneygoddess I kind of like the “Are you a B flat? Cause I could easily hit you.” Just me? Ok. (Maybe it’s cause I like music 🎶)

@evawang837

4 жыл бұрын

Japan Panda It is a hook-up line

@saiunknown_2718

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a good hookup line

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "When he fell from heaven, *he died* "

@japanpanda2179

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds very much like something Billie Eilish would say.

@yogurtfairy3921

4 жыл бұрын

I guess it did hurt

@seineevee

4 жыл бұрын

So it didn’t hurt? 😂

@rachhh_xo

4 жыл бұрын

I was murdered by this one xDDD

@moaharbor

4 жыл бұрын

Aditri Srinivasan How is this copied this is a literal quote from the video

Without google translate: Are you a charger? Beacuse I'm dying without you. After google translate: Are you retiring? I am dead beacuse of you.

@LemTheDemon

3 жыл бұрын

This legit made me laugh

@diakounknown1225

3 жыл бұрын

Made it 69

@wisvai279

3 жыл бұрын

Did you translate this yourself? Cool

@princesplays9978

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not a pickup line that’s a burn-

@msjann

3 жыл бұрын

Without Google Translate: I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together With Google Translate: It's not the price, it's the price

Google translate: are you a Google translator? Because I know everything Me: yep that's Google alright

@joelceda3500

4 жыл бұрын

So true... XD

@luxfont855

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Sounds about right

@alicebrown9034

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds legit.

@lxve4691

3 жыл бұрын

Xd true

@jvpro2076

3 жыл бұрын

I treat people like soda cans, I steal all their insides and throw away the container

'The little girl says she wants me.' ... 'Oh wait.'

@WinterDutchie

5 жыл бұрын

**realisation intensifies**

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

5 жыл бұрын

r/suddenlysexoffender

@StephanieDev

5 жыл бұрын

Minx Alpha _FBI OPEN UP!_

@asurlybarber3620

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Fogle has left the chat.

@zionnemakoma1398

5 жыл бұрын

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i posted it

"Are you a Google translator, because I know everything." Sure you do, Google translate.

@ilonachan

4 жыл бұрын

ThE mAcHiNeS aRe TaKiNg OvEr

“President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it”

@ninprestendo5193

3 жыл бұрын

@@jinxedmutt YES

@mr.worldwide4758

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Lincoln Lincoln Barack, my favorite president

@ninprestendo5193

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.worldwide4758 same

@japulet2214

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, that’s who I’m voting for in 2024.

@jenrune

3 жыл бұрын

@@japulet2214 me too

"I must be a fart because you blew me away." [several translations later] "You were shot and I have to go"

@fearcrumpets1315

3 жыл бұрын

Original: No, you can’t just leave Google Translate to die! Translated: You cannot leave Google Translate intact. Well then. Get shooting.

@msjann

3 жыл бұрын

"Are you the sun? Because you light up my world" *A few translations later* "The light of the world every day"

@daphssongs2562

3 жыл бұрын

No one : Burr at the end of The World Was Wilde Enough :

@tostadaprincess8736

3 жыл бұрын

@@daphssongs2562 wasn’t expecting a Hamilton reference today but I’m not complaining

@emberr_r0se

3 жыл бұрын

@@daphssongs2562 I READ THE REPLIES HOPING FOR A HAMILTON REFERENCE THANK YOU

"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Am I watching a Trivago commercial?

@scorchshot

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@davidparkes7741

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel?

@theunknownonetuo2033

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidparkes7741 *TrIVagO*

@lilysticha7564

4 жыл бұрын

Pickup lines? Google translate. Comedy and singing? Malinda. Hotel? Trivago

Other people on a date: "If you were a triangle you'd be acute one" Me: *"Did you eat honey? Because you got that donkey-."*

@cloudiiblossom

2 жыл бұрын

*gives date donkey* well now you do!

@theyluvtwoset.13

Жыл бұрын

*Are u a shape? I like you*

Malinda looks down at the corpse. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "When he came down from heaven, he died," a random stranger stops her.

@tostadaprincess8736

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying-

@jellymango3181

3 жыл бұрын

@@tostadaprincess8736 ...because you fell from heaven, right?

@tostadaprincess8736

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellymango3181 HELP ME-

@ARandomSpace

2 жыл бұрын

@@tostadaprincess8736 I do not want to pay! I'll never do that again! Don't lean on the table! You are not allowed to cry! BOOMERANG! Don't let me hurt the camels!

"Are you a shape? Because I like you" Very creative indeed

@ryanmeneo6301

6 жыл бұрын

Baraa Yasir that was mine

@princemaggie5684

6 жыл бұрын

Baraa Yasir That is the only one I honestly don't understand 😂 I'm pretty sure I'm just not using my brain but oh well 😂

@usukfics5871

6 жыл бұрын

In case ya don't get it it's a quote from one of her Google Translated songs "shape of you". The quote is "I like shapes".

@princemaggie5684

6 жыл бұрын

Jackie Zjl apparently I WASN'T using my brain. I have indeed seen that video and I am now educated 😂 thank you very much

@estherrosi-kessel5192

6 жыл бұрын

Baraa Yasir i love that one SOO much

"...I am a lot." I thought these were supposed to be Google translated pick up lines, not honest ones.

@RoanNebunescu

6 жыл бұрын

Well, if you're honest form the start, you're relationship should surely be better than one built on lies. ;D

@notroxylalonde9522

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@kaiwatson1183

6 жыл бұрын

Rosethemad and if you can't spell, you will be lonely

@RoanNebunescu

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, that was a typo, kind of. I know the difference between "You're" and "Your" (Example: Your comment proves that you're a Grammar Nazi.) I hadn't realized my dumb mistake until now. Thanks for pointing it out though, I guess. For the record, I'm not completely lonely, my partner just isn't able to constantly be with me considering she lives approximately two thousand miles away. It can suck being in a long distance relationship sometimes, but at least I get to live happily knowing my life isn't so pointless that I have to go around pointing out spelling mistakes on the internet. :)

@kaiwatson1183

6 жыл бұрын

Rosethemad jeez, you don't have to be so mean about it

"Today I have a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia" Me: has a friend named Mia who is weird like me Also me: sounds about right

@AnitaG2003

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Mia TwT AHhHH-

@sansunderfell658

4 жыл бұрын

Me has a sister who has a stepsistet named mia

@Smile4TheMoment

3 жыл бұрын

My name is Mia

@miahaines4990

3 жыл бұрын

My name is Mia i laughed so hard

@msjann

3 жыл бұрын

I know someone that has a cat named Mia. She passed away.

Google translate: “Find the disease!” *2 years later* Google translate: “Found it!”

@dylanfield7098

22 күн бұрын

Oh no… so it was google translate seeking to start it this whole time

"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything." Google, you are trying way too hard to put pride in yourself.

I hope Google never fixes their translator

@BacadoTheSkoggy

6 жыл бұрын

They don’t have to, it already knows everything

@damianwyrebiak8143

6 жыл бұрын

Matthias Tan Are you a lot?

@brennencanfield4856

6 жыл бұрын

Damian Wyrębiak me to.

@albond

6 жыл бұрын

Dj Minecart 'me to'? You to what? Do you mean me TOO?

@brennencanfield4856

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. #spellingmistakes

When he came back from heaven, he died, goes back to heaven AND REPEATS THE ACTIVITY

@funpersonakaebw1110

3 жыл бұрын

My lord, the army is committed to you that it will NOT be yours!

“FIND THE DISEASE” - every pandemic doctor ever lol

"I need a quick one" Straight to the point there.

@daisyminis8474

5 жыл бұрын

PULLING A QUICK ONE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

@johnthedork723

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh...Oh. Ok...

@dabeep4913

5 жыл бұрын

U know it😂

@nandoskitty1723

5 жыл бұрын

OoooOoOOooooOOoOooOoooooooOoooOoooOooooooooOoOo 666 lieks OooooOOOOooOoOooooooOOOOOOOoo

@Firewall546

2 жыл бұрын

oh no 666 likes-

3:15 *straight to the point*

@willwaters8553

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@animusswtor4822

5 жыл бұрын

I‘d love it if women actually were that upfront

@sorren150

5 жыл бұрын

More like “gay” to the point **dies*

@SpeedwalkingToHell

5 жыл бұрын

@@sorren150 I was going to say that, but you said it first therefore you are awesome.

@trademarkt

4 жыл бұрын

Slow down girl, damn

“I might not be Luna, but I do know how to lovegood” lmao- Potterheads unite!

@danielzuniga4327

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! I didn’t get that until I read this comment.

@lyra1139

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh

@marychristyshackelford5595

Жыл бұрын

My favorite character!

“Well today I experienced a disgrace, because I have to spend time with Mia.” RIP Mia

"did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, cause you're an angel" "are you calling me satan?!?!"

@mermaid960

4 жыл бұрын

Fallen Angel, yeah that's what my friend calls me ever since I threatened to blackmail her when she called me an angel :D 👍

@jayamilapersson4030

4 жыл бұрын

Well I would not worry he died afterall.

@TheAp397

4 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

“When he came down from Heaven, he died” Best pickup line EVER oml

@criseydagomez8670

6 жыл бұрын

The Randomness Channel true¡!

"Are you Benson? But... I'm still better" Top ten best pick-up lines

@theyluvtwoset.13

2 ай бұрын

✨you benson? but....i'm still better.✨

Her: "Don't blame me if the one who's direction of your pickup line goes running~" Me: *Just laughs because I'm gay, and she wouldn't understand at all*

@vanilltwirling4737

4 жыл бұрын

:3

@girlwithoutafairy

3 жыл бұрын

Bet

@WingsofFirelover330

2 жыл бұрын

GO GAY!

Happy Valentine’s Day! “Today I️ experienced a disgrace because I️ have to spend time with Mia.” The best line.

@TheDrumEquation

6 жыл бұрын

Mia is cray

@beautifulbelle3306

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck Mia amiright?

@rc-jn7bi

6 жыл бұрын

Ugh Mia

@caitlinking649

6 жыл бұрын

Omg I hope none of your fans are named Mia

@fionathefox1235

6 жыл бұрын

For god sake Mia

😂 here's a pickup line I translated: Original: Are you French because Eiffel for you Google Translate: Is Eiffel a Frenchman for you?

@cheerfulbutterkitty9598

5 жыл бұрын

Uweird12 😂 oh geez. Google Translate is getting ready to kidnap someone

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028

5 жыл бұрын

@@cheerfulbutterkitty9598 Then we need Liam Neeson to go after Google Translate! "I will find you, and I will kill you!" Given the way Google Translate murders and mangles translations, I'm rooting for Neeson!

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028

5 жыл бұрын

@@JachAnen 😂😂😂😂 That's funny!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@MK-hj9de

4 жыл бұрын

Is Eiffel America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman?

@joannamysluk8623

4 жыл бұрын

Eiffel was actually Jewish I think...

Oh my god. OH MY GOD NO. NOT MIA. ANYONE BUT MIA.

Dates in 2019: "Let's eat in that expensice restaurant!" Now: "I have toilet paper wanna some?"

@crossroads3

3 жыл бұрын

"If you come wait 6 feet from my door I can throw you some toilet paper and blow a kiss"

"Well today I experienced a disgrace because I had to spend time with Mia" HEY!

@mintyreflex9690

5 жыл бұрын

Do u feel offended

@InnocuousOctopus

5 жыл бұрын

It could be worse: earlier today I watched a video where a character with my name gets killed by Communists for being a dissident. It was freaky.

@dabeep4913

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god😂 what did u do 2 her

@susananavarro1424

5 жыл бұрын

mustbemaia oh

@jensjelstrm.6592

5 жыл бұрын

mustbemaia i feel sorry for you Mia

“When he came down from heaven, he died.” Well that got dramatic.

"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything". Holly crap, confirmed self awareness there XD

Me trying to get a girl Yells in public: *When he came down from heaven he died* 💑

3:15 XD That translation is about as upfront as you can be.

@chrislapuma3130

6 жыл бұрын

Such a short life!

@ololo518

6 жыл бұрын

Well, it translated your words into what you really mean... pretty good for google translator

@SharpDesign

6 жыл бұрын

Oddly accurate translation. I nearly spit out my drink.

@ClausMichaelFasting

Жыл бұрын

It will be my day. Don't say that to a stranger - they would be like a question mark 😂

Google translate is me trying to flirt. Wait a minute I never flirt

@anneblackwood9013

6 жыл бұрын

Total Lil90 *SAAAAME*

@sakurafalls2468

6 жыл бұрын

Now you know why

@mysticcmars503

6 жыл бұрын

Total Lil90 me

@user-di9eh9iz4k

6 жыл бұрын

Total Lil90 .

@Corwart

6 жыл бұрын

HA THIS EXPLAINS MY LIFE HAHAHAHA... HA....ha... *I'm lonely ;-;*

1:05 "Are you a ride pod? Cause u look like a snacc." The face she gives after saying it. 😂

@dylanfield7098

22 күн бұрын

I had forgotten about that till now

I love the side-eye Malinda gave at the mention of eating Tide Pods. Even now, I still can't believe that was a thing.

@dylanfield7098

22 күн бұрын

Same

2:47 well that escalated quickly

@someslytherin2437

6 жыл бұрын

The karate girl yes it did

@user-hd1np6cq2w

6 жыл бұрын

Yep 😂😂😂

@Wraithslayer97

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think the problem was how quickly it descended.

@GrumpyLoco6

6 жыл бұрын

More like deescalated.

@psych0tic706

6 жыл бұрын

The karate girl I DIED

"Do you eat? Do you like to have sex? I can give you two, it will be my day." ...Honestly, if a girl said that to me, I'd go out with her.

@maksymcazymir1727

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Sanchez who wouldnt

@GallerieDuIb

6 жыл бұрын

An infant? Her mom? A zombie? Google?

@Corwart

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

My favorite is "I have no idea what that means, but I will seek"

The Sanders Sides one ... I was not expecting that, but I love it

@YouTubeUser_912

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SkyeSkyeArt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@acedemerald9893

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@breadsexual5650

3 жыл бұрын

Logan: Yes the reference was immaculate Patron: :)

7 dislikes from people named Mia

@haileyketchen3804

6 жыл бұрын

The other ones from people named Benson

Original: "Oh, baby, your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day." Translated: "Oh my god, do you think this day can hurt your legs?"

@ninprestendo5193

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@flamboyant_wolf

3 жыл бұрын

don't skip leg day

@msjann

3 жыл бұрын

Original: Are you a magnet? Because you're pulling me towards you Google Translate: Trade, right? He pulled me inside

FIND OUT THE DISEASE! - Everyone to scientists all over the globe these past few weeks

My fav: did you eat honey, because you have a donkey I died of laughter at that one

I translated "I love Translation fail" To "I like to make mistakes"

@nirinundang8679

5 жыл бұрын

Georg Spielberger oh god that cough laughing

@Aoi_Ohayashi

4 жыл бұрын

Lol wut

@Zero_Loras

4 жыл бұрын

Well guess he really does know everything lol

@libra_witch6058

4 жыл бұрын

Google does love making mistakes..

@Zero_Loras

4 жыл бұрын

Singing Angel It sure does lol

Are you a fan? Cause you blew me away! *google translate* Are you crazy? Because it keeps me away!

@ilovethelight777

4 жыл бұрын

That's perfect

@user-dl3vn8ze9n

4 жыл бұрын

Exact opposite. XD

@plsdontlookiwassocringe

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@princessluna741

4 жыл бұрын

I got: Are you a warrior because my ear is bleeding?

@supechube_k

4 жыл бұрын

kpop pick-up line r u jimin bcz i sarang u so much translated you are young because he loved me so much

These give off the vibes of my friend group doing madlibs of romantic theater songs at lunch

I need a map because I'm lost in your eyes. Google translate: I lost my sight, so I need a car.

Are you a google translate? Because I know everything. I LEGIT DIED HAHA

@vickwhyvideos6770

5 жыл бұрын

I ruined the 69 likes

@silvertheshinysylveon6646

5 жыл бұрын

are you a cat? because im a pussy.

@Nicole-wq4wt

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah Dowsett SAME Illuminati confirmed

@guidingkeyblade7834

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah Dowsett RIP

@dabeep4913

5 жыл бұрын

Samee

Your face on the "tide pod"-one was incredible xD

@spitdogs

6 жыл бұрын

SirVampyr IT WAS MEEEE IM SO EXCITED OMFG AHAHHAHA

@Hexagonian

6 жыл бұрын

The legend himself, it's such an honor to write to you good Sir.

@spitdogs

6 жыл бұрын

Heliacal *bow*

@wolfheart8604

6 жыл бұрын

I know! It was so funny!

@Anastas1786

6 жыл бұрын

"Ha ha! Detergent is deadly!" was a tired joke _before_ everyone on the internet suddenly got hooked on _regular_ liquid bleach. Now everyone seems to think that bringing up a slightly _newer_ version suddenly makes it fresh again. (No pun intended.)

2:59 Mia got roasted

"speaking of fruit on a sunny day, its been a long time, you know, *INSANITY?!* "

*President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it* If this doesn't get you a date, nothing will

@nikip7638

5 жыл бұрын

keepmeposted25 b

@neuvillettte

5 жыл бұрын

Niki P b

soooo... I did the same thing with the greatest pick up line ever... "Are you my little toe? Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house!" The result was "You are pregnant Why do you remove all calls from home?"

@meaninglesscommenter8457

6 жыл бұрын

Sofiabulous yass

@koolkitty108

6 жыл бұрын

I just tried that, and got "Bring your finger? I like furniture furniture!"

@CarinaCoffee

6 жыл бұрын

OMG you all need to stop, I'm laughing harder from the comments than the actual video xD

@telecasr

6 жыл бұрын

I got "You can not say that Demographic posters, conferences, beauty, beauty, wave." when trying that

@erica4447

6 жыл бұрын

I got "If you and your children are home, I have everything I want to shoot."

Covid be like: 'Find out the disease' We be like: 'I don't understand that at all, but I will seek'

Before: "Hey, are you Google translate? Because you twist everything I say, " After: "Are you Google translator? Because I know everything, " Me: Ooohhhh~ Busted up! At least Google translate have a friend to chat everyday now.

Nobody: My last two braincells debating about better pickup lines:

@StrongestLibrafluidAlive

3 жыл бұрын

considering your profile picture, you're already an awesome person, and I love you

@electrokyo9684

3 жыл бұрын

Yuri from DDLC? (YURT)

@StrongestLibrafluidAlive

3 жыл бұрын

@@Naggyed 230 now

@msjann

3 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp. She's my favourite character from that game

"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?" Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died." I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 Also the part where "Are you an Astronomer? Find out the Disease." 😂😂

@loriadawson3261

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky Gravity It answered that question and more. Interesting.

@Diego-mm3pg

6 жыл бұрын

Are you a Google translator? Because I know everything

@ShizuruNakatsu

6 жыл бұрын

Your name goes too well with this question.

@pastrymei

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky Gravity SAMEEE

@canrastis

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the astronomers will discover the cure for Covod19

2:54 that dude is defenatly chat noir

Ok so I feel as though no one is acknowledging how hard it must’ve been for them both to keep completely straight faces during this.

When trying to coax Malinda into a date (or a double offering of food and sex) never speak of thy fruit during a sunny day because you might inadvertently trigger her insanity.

@Haunted-dark-Umbreon

6 жыл бұрын

Fuzzy Stripetail just never mention WATERMELONS

@Sabrina-xf4uw

6 жыл бұрын

Umbreon H what if you do it gradually?

@kerriwolfton3195

6 жыл бұрын

She likes shapes, try that.

@traceykiernan7354

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe add some SPICES! To that.... get it get it?!???

@deinogreenstreet8631

6 жыл бұрын

noise... wait no noice

But our greater question stays unanswered... _How do you answer the dead?_

@chrisparkes2179

5 жыл бұрын

It depends what they asked you. For that to work you have to imagine me typing with a Boris Karloff accent.

@naturaldisastergoddess6213

4 жыл бұрын

With my voice

@Masonio

3 жыл бұрын

I tried asking google translate but it just becomes, "What are you doing?"

@1973bhuyan

3 жыл бұрын

Mcdonalds

@lunarmist8330

3 жыл бұрын

Simple, a séance

2:23 I can't literally 🤣 I am trying eat while watching this but I just can't stop laughing 🤣

The “how do you answer the dead?” one will insure that you send them running

I tried translating a pickup line..... Original:Hey,Tie your shoes! I don't want you to fall for anyone else! Translated:Hey,Skinny chips! Know that we have no remedy!

@oliveintheroom1336

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@dimondesalmon3078

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's technically correct 😂😂😂

@creativegirl2474

3 жыл бұрын

How do you get stuff like that?

@dominicwilson309

3 жыл бұрын

@@creativegirl2474 put it through multiple different languages

@funpersonakaebw1110

3 жыл бұрын

From nowing I'm asking people to call me Skinny Chips.

President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it - definitely the one I'm gonna use.

@twistedtranslations

6 жыл бұрын

let me know how that goes

@yenee94

6 жыл бұрын

scullyshcw I ship it tbh

@karley931

6 жыл бұрын

scullyshcw lol

@koolkitty108

6 жыл бұрын

Me trying to explain U.S. history to outsiders.

@sleazyjanet

6 жыл бұрын

NataLollipop Pizza Barincoln. Barcoln. Baroln. Linack. I have no idea.

"Speaking of fruit in a sunny day, it's been a long time you know INSANITY" i will remerber this for my next date

Scientists be like: "*FIND THE DISEASE*"

I love how it went from b flat to “get a room”

@AdmiralPenguin

6 жыл бұрын

Galeksy I believe the word 'flat' can mean room/building just not sure in which language.

@idahopotato3744

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Le Flat can mean apartment but that is British English

@AdmiralPenguin

6 жыл бұрын

Idaho Potato so what if google translate knew that and decides to use it? 🤔

@koolkitty108

6 жыл бұрын

Ahh, my favorite scale... the "Get a room" scale.

@idahopotato3744

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Le We all know google translate have secrets

2:58 I feel sorry for all the people named Mia out there.

@workmanmm407

6 жыл бұрын

For me there's a person named Mia right below this comment

@linxley

6 жыл бұрын

WorkmanMM you were wrong

@workmanmm407

6 жыл бұрын

That's why I said for me. Not everyone sees comments in the same order.

Here is a comeback to a pickup line: Annoying pervy guy: did it hurt When u fell from heaven? Me: No but it hurt When I crawled out of hell

@emiscat2533

4 жыл бұрын

"No, did it hurt when you crawled out of the pits of hell?"

@delicateluv.mp3269

4 жыл бұрын

Emilia My profile picture is funny i think haha Yasss

@esthervanlalhmangaihi4921

4 жыл бұрын

If some guy asked me that I would be like Annoying perv: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Me: *angels have wings you dumbass*

@Pacvalham

4 жыл бұрын

If she's taken, she could say "no because my boyfriend caught me"

@rosalieramos5526

3 жыл бұрын

Annoying pervy guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Me: aRe YoU cAlLiNg Me SaTaN???

I translated these myself I've lost my number, can I have yours? "I lost my wallet Can I have yours?" Are you a B flat? cuz I could easily hit you "Are you flat B? cuz I can beat you easily" Do you think you could help me out? i'm lost in your eyes and i'm looking for directions to your heart. "You can help me, I'm lost in your eyes, I'm looking for the heart." Are you a tide pod? cuz you look like a snack "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Je! Are you a wooden leaf? Because it sounds like a snack" (that took a turn) Are you a dangerous calcium buildup? because you're already in my heart "Maybe you have calcium cider? Yes, I know why I do it." If you were a triangle you'd be a cute one "If it's a triangle, you'll be disappointed" Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? "Phone" (I think I over translated this one) Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see "Are you from Tennessee? You are the first ten I have seen " Are you a shape? because I like you "He is alive because I love you" My name may not be luna, but I sure know how to lovegood "Maybe my name won't be this one, but I know how I would like it" I'm trying to write the alphabet, but only have 25 letters! Quick, I need u! "I want to read, but only 25 letters! Quick, I want you!" Are you beyonce? no... You're still pretty cool I guess "are you beyonce? No... Thank god" I'm not a psychic but I see myself all over you "I am not a psychic but I see the devil trying to break into your home" (0-0) Hey are you copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe "Air and hey you say? Because you are cute" Did you rise from the depths of hell? because hot damn "I have brought you out of the depths of hell? For hot damn" Are you an angel? cuz i'm allergic to feathers? "Feathers enjoy my fetishes" I better get a library card because i'm checking you out "Library's with you, card" (And I feel to lazy to write out the rest)

@gqyybirrd683

3 жыл бұрын

*phone*

@demtheinsane9302

3 жыл бұрын

I Love Tht

@aruin4069

3 жыл бұрын

Can you be bothered now?

@mcmptn

3 жыл бұрын

Let me know if "I've lost my wallet. Can I have yours?" works because I might need to try that on somebody. "He's alive because I love you"...I am seriously waiting for the backstory on this one. You almost have a novel plot here. "I see the devil trying to break into your home" and "I have brought you out of the depths of hell." I seriously need to hear the story here!

@isatrujillo469

3 жыл бұрын

I died in the wooden leaf one

When he came down from heaven, _he died._

@Danquebec01

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a religion.

@megamudkip5913

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something an atheist would say

"When he came down from heaven, he died......"

@Lionswordleo

5 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@sneaky_bean

5 жыл бұрын

guess it did hurt when he fell form heaven

1:39 “Are you a shape? Because I like you.” Me: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Google Translate: I KNOW EVERYTHING Me: no

"How do you answer the Dead?" Me: *Got it! that's the one that'll compliment me*

@echoplots8058

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing like a romantic hangout around a pentagram summoning your favorite zombie

@lalollabridge

4 жыл бұрын

My friend spoke to her dead grandad once (no joke) and he said I miss you to her 😢

@em7pug26

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard!! I love your sense of humor!!

@SFSAtlas

4 жыл бұрын

Vsauce

@jules2291

4 жыл бұрын

Might work if you're trying to flirt with hades- or satan.

3:15 welcome to the real world kids!

@FoxDren

5 жыл бұрын

Would work on me

@anorange3826

5 жыл бұрын

Im 12 years old! :D 🤣

@genericname8749

5 жыл бұрын

This is my new dm line

@raspberrycrowns9494

5 жыл бұрын

Me talking to my roblox girlfriend

@sugakookiesss189

5 жыл бұрын

@@anorange3826 Im army and but i have learned too much from it..... Almost twelve

*"How Do You Answer The Dead?"* Me: *"A satanic ritual."*

2:18 yes, copper and fat? *kitchen*

@BotulinSpikedMarzipan

Жыл бұрын

Kutre

Google translate: "Today I experienced a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia" Me: "urmm rude much?" Also the sanders sides one thank you whoever suggested that one!!

@eliosmith8904

6 жыл бұрын

Haha I’m sorry, Mia 😆

"Well, today i experienced a disgrace because i had to spend time with Mia" First my vietnamese parents after i recieved an F on math and now Malinda Kathleen Reese... wHY CRUEL WORLD

@eliosmith8904

6 жыл бұрын

Haha I’m sorry about your day. Mias are cool and so are you!

@daiyeo

6 жыл бұрын

Potter's World thank you 💕

@daiyeo

6 жыл бұрын

Park Chim Chim i still got jams, they won't- oh wait nevermind they did in pied piper .-.

@trevordetrevon9327

6 жыл бұрын

R u a vietnamese??

@daiyeo

6 жыл бұрын

có ba mẹ VN thì phải là người Việt Nam chứ bn :)

Pick up line: Are you a Weeping Angel? Because I can't take my eyes off you. Translation: Are they angels? I will not reveal myself to my people.

I Love the one that goes “Are you Benson, but, I am still better

Poor Mia :(

@miachiang4744

6 жыл бұрын

I_Hate_Me I know :(

@nabielw

6 жыл бұрын

Mia Chiang im sorry mia

@ihateants6832

6 жыл бұрын

I_Hate_Me I hate me too

@JDM-is-my-name

6 жыл бұрын

You also hate ants.... Cool mix there buddy

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Google: When he came down from heaven he died LMAO OMG 😂

Did it hurt when he came from heaven? *WHEN HE CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN, HE DIED*

"I am a lot" the GOOD pickup line