I can't stress the dissapointment I felt on my first day on the job when I found out this dope beat wasn't playing in the office all day. IT'S JUST IN THE VIDEO GUYS. REAL WORLD AINT LIKE DAT

@julianv730

11 ай бұрын

I thought the same about soccer matches at the stadium, I was wondering why was that day the commentator not speaking

Mortgage backed securities? Sounds promising. Tell me more.

@saga8648

3 жыл бұрын

And it is subbed from prime

@AliFrostinho

3 жыл бұрын

And you're telling me even the subprime is a safe bet?

@saga8648

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliFrostinho you are rated AAA+ for what you said.

@AliFrostinho

3 жыл бұрын

@@saga8648 I hope that AAA+ rating isn't just made of B and C ratings just to make me feel better 😉

@saga8648

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliFrostinho then, enjoy a bubble bath before it pops

"growing our mortgage-backed securities division" - 1985, "Buy all the swaps" - 2008.

@JamesHampton0

3 жыл бұрын

Literally bro. Smh

@deflategate1297

3 жыл бұрын

Does it come with subprime loans ?

interacting with this so I get more recommendations of random intense corporate business chatter with 80s background music

All about the job, straight to the point, without all the BS like in these modern day recruitment videos.

how I feel when I make $10 from trading stocks

Man i wish i was one of those coffee cups back in 1985. That was the year to be a coffee cup

@agentbillstoll6235

Жыл бұрын

Cuz they couldn't show the yayo

Now i'm gonna yell "Boston we're at fourteen-sixteen what'd you wanna do?" every time I hang up a call

Where was the part when they were tossing midgets?

@leonardomurgi

3 жыл бұрын

Only in Bollywood

@hrbllc4206

3 жыл бұрын

6:39 They couldn't find them. They had to ask Andy where they're going to be in January.

@markreynolds7890

3 жыл бұрын

na bro yhese guys r pros

@AkashGupta-zx9iw

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣lol

@forickgrimaldus8301

2 жыл бұрын

Forget that get the Reservations to Dorsia and tell Paul Allen how he got his

They edited out the cocaine scene?

@JohnBonini

7 жыл бұрын

*scenes

@scottab140

5 жыл бұрын

No marketing for the boys club fringe benefit of "golf and escorts" either.

@greigsanderson

5 жыл бұрын

And replaced with coffee. lol

@James-eq8cq

3 жыл бұрын

3:41 you can see him wiping the last bit of coke out of his nose

@or1057

3 жыл бұрын

I like that they filmed them because it couldn't be avoided, then they had to edit them out

back when stocks prices were still in fractions.

@kylepasta

Жыл бұрын

And you had to call over the phone to ask where something is trading

Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.

@nobad6134

3 жыл бұрын

If you know, you know.

@randomtroll-

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that I’m watching HBO’s Industry and this ‘Easter egg’ was yelled out in the background lol...

@stefanoo618

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@zakkhan6054

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomtroll- industry is a great series and quite realistic

I love the soundtrack most of all. Maybe David Byrne had a side hustle making corporate music

-Good Morning Tokyo. Anything new today? -Hello, we're the central bank of Japan, we bought everything already. Bye

@saintman5726

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment haha

@miranda9691

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best comment on KZread!

@gerarddesuresne5239

3 жыл бұрын

Please guys, explain this joke to me 😅

@miranda9691

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerarddesuresne5239 the central bank of Japan prints New money every day and buy stocks

@miranda9691

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerarddesuresne5239 Just like the federal bank of the United states does whit bonds

Looks like it may have been filmed at WTC.

I used to traded FI instruments, eurobonds and structured derivatives in investment bank that was great time.

Good morning Vietnam.

@dds3524

3 жыл бұрын

Such a missed opportunity

@kookokooko-xg5uo

3 жыл бұрын

Good morning North Korea

pre starbucks, pre smartphones, smoking on the trading floor, QUOTRONs, at 85 Broad. Laurie Hodges at 7:20. yes that was Corzine.

@scottab140

5 жыл бұрын

It's not Laurie Hodges since the ceiling is wood.

Hitting bids and lifting offers. Shaping the curve

This is freaking art 🖼

imagine sitting in a room with 25 other recruits watching this video and waiting for the managers interview... LOL VHS on fire

Ahh the good ol days when you could smoke at your desk

I would have preferred to have had no music and be able to hear what the traders were saying.

Biggest skill: answering multiple phones at same time

@justinchang9977

3 жыл бұрын

and your drug tolerance

The music isn't added in post. It's actually what they use to listen to in the 80s.

Can’t complain about the soundtracks.

Where is the part where they rig the markets?

Lol AK 10.785% +75 to the bond. “ i think thats a good offering”

1:29 "Boston we're at fourteen-sixteen what'd you wanna do?" and hang up a call. I love this.

I would loved to work for them in the 80s

Come for video,stay for the music

Fun Fact: This took place inside an office in the World Trade Center. Look at the windows at 2:00

@DarthJabba504

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like 85 Broad to me, where they've been forever until their new HQ

@junooni0073

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarthJabba504 no. This 85 broadstreet

What floor had the boom boom room?

KZread algos anyone ?

@SouthFloridaWoman

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! 🤦🏾

Not a face mask or social distancing sign in sight. What a time to be alive

Jim, you've got to learn how to really screw retail if you want to stay on the team!

2:45 when he mentions MBS, I'm just thinking “uh oh”

wish I was there, the music is a soundtrack on it's on

3:42 powdering that nose bruh

At 5:33 the guy in the background picks his nose. How the hell did he survive the gruelling GS interview processes?

Sounds like the music from Tecmo basketball on super nintendo

I thought that was Mohamed A. El-Erian at 1:41. I had to check Wikipedia to see if he ever worked At Goldman and he didn't, so I don't think it's him.

Obviously the music was not part of the ad.

Très cool 👍🏻

@thomasdasilva2399

Жыл бұрын

Un ami français! :D

Give me more of this yt algorithm

8:56 "I just ripped his face off hohoho!"

Making Fixed Income look exciting...which it never is.

@RTD3

3 жыл бұрын

Haha. I did this with another firm for 5 years before going back to equities.

When is the dwarf throwing commencing?

Those godforsaken morning meetings

If it 6:55 pm in ny It’s 8:55 in the morning in Tokyo why is he saying good evening.

That's not coffee they're all swigging, it's blood extracted by the vampire squid.

“We have coffee”

Me trading gamestop on robinhood

Jon Corzine at 7:27?

@kaitlyns4020

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Freed holy!

@Wharrel

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir!

@tvu86

3 жыл бұрын

Good eye goddamn lol

All I see is Stratton Oakmont

I was expecting the part when they lie to their clients, bet against their investment like they did in 2008 and spend money on drugs and night clubs

Man, these spreads... I wanna be there, I am sick of hft!

@scottab140

5 жыл бұрын

Goldman Sachs preferrs today's derivative markets fees.

@matthevandaalen6289

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

1985! damn all those people probably rich af now. that was the time to be in that biz

@b.a.5985

3 жыл бұрын

Or lost everything in 2008/2009

@mishacol

3 жыл бұрын

Most retired. The youngest should be 60 at the moment.

I would have Fing loved working here till I was 30. Then I would have checked in multiple rehabs

Wooow

Needs to be remixed

Where is Geko to clean all this mess?

Trading without trend charts and only watching pure price action would of been a pain

Is that thr world trade center?

can I have the musics please ? (piece of)

1:33 Boston: well I think I want to sell the whole position. Hello? Jim ? Jim, you there? Wtf, Jim hung up!

Why did everyone have wrinkly shirts in the 80s? No dry cleaners? Lol

@snkhuong

3 жыл бұрын

same question

@johnjviola

3 жыл бұрын

Truth? No-wrinkle shirts didn’t really exist. If your shirt wasn’t wrinkly, that meant it was polyester and therefore cheap. The more wrinkles, the higher the cotton count. Therefore more expensive. ‘80s conspicuous consumption, baby!

They must be really good at talking on the telephone privately since they do it all day long for work.

Mute this video and play "Awaken" by Juno Dreams.... EPIC!

it starts with them sipping from really low class cups, awful coffee, infront of horrible machines, smoking ciggies inside, doesn't matter if the machines were good for the time, still sucks - really those low class cups say a lot - it's like powdered lemonade for diabetes

@EliotMcLellan

4 жыл бұрын

goldman sachs is just as greasy and sigusting as ever and is totally doomed to a shameful existence of nasty toxic drug residues

Is that Justin Trudeau at 1:32 ?

@Nosekname

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought lol

This literally told me nothing about the job...

@willjb89

3 жыл бұрын

@Arpo Chowdhury Chill

@TordoRodado

3 жыл бұрын

@Arpo Chowdhury boring LOL

Back when the business was good.

@tonyp.1312

7 жыл бұрын

Business is always good for goldmen. Even when it's bad.

@10krunr

6 жыл бұрын

Business in debt markets is good again #BULLISH May was the most active month in Leveraged Finance in history

9:00 ideal applicants should have a graduate degree, be creative [crooks], and ideally be sociopaths

@charlesjoseph730

9 ай бұрын

Noticeably absent from that list was integrity, lol. Good call.

whats in those paper cups??? i want it hahaha

That is not the world trade center building

Can you get in with no college?

@jf13579

3 жыл бұрын

Possible I suppose, but highly unlikely.

Where is Patrick Bateman

@bud_fox

4 жыл бұрын

He worked on Wall Street, but he was at Pierce & Pierce.

@PlebianConsul

3 жыл бұрын

He worked in murders & executions. Different floor.

Just need Maccounoghy with the tutsky, and some chest beatin

2/3 of the people working on the trading floor are gone because of automatin by Algorithms and Machine learning

@xv179

3 жыл бұрын

​@@consensualcode9750 Same here, I am an undergraduate in Computer Science. When choosing what degree I wanted to study I was thinking between Economics or CS and in the end I ended up in CS which has been the best decision ever I made. Luckily enough I managed to get into one of the big investment banks in London. The whole trading field is going through remarkable profound changes. From discovering alphas to price improvements and order routing is currently being done by advanced algorithms. In the nearest future, all trading activity will be done automatically by algorithms while humans will work towards building the algos. Some hedge funds out there such as XTX trading or IMC trading operate over 99% on autonomous trading systems where there is no need for human intervention (unless something happens). There is a huge demand for talented computer programmers who are problem solvers and have strong CS foundations, a single computer programmer can replace 3 traders (cite by Goldman sachs) [probably now is even higher] haha!

@itsRAWRtime007

3 жыл бұрын

somehow I have a feeling this is an ad

5:00 Step thru it frame-by-frame using right- and left-arrows on your keyboard. Her eyes move independently. WTF??!!

Imagine falling into this trap in the 90s instead of being Kurt Cobain or Eddie Vedder

is this in WTC?

@sabrinaphillips916

Жыл бұрын

85 Broad

It seems like back then.. it was mostly adults who worked at these financial institutions? Nowadays I'm only seeing young kids out of college, or up to their late 20's, early 30's working at these investment banks? With only the managing directors and VPs being middle age people. Why is that?

@Mnnyquintero

6 жыл бұрын

SevenFoot Pelican meritocracy, most people who are analyst and associates always tendon to be young people in their 20s and 30s while MD and VP are middle ages

@osenidot

5 жыл бұрын

Cheapest resource.

@chrisgouger9299

4 жыл бұрын

The job wears you out.

@jpm74

4 жыл бұрын

1) Young people in the 80s looked older than young people today. 2) Technology has reduced the need and importance of mid-career professionals/managers in a firm.

@cd-rom.

3 жыл бұрын

Need young bodies to pull 90+ hr weeks, plz fix

7:09 P0rn music scene : ON

8:35

SNL and victimising for a loaf of more twists of the tongue is not an analogue to keep zombies

Anyone got any funny day trading stories to share?

3:37 back from the yayo break

Eddie Murphy at 6:14.

The Third Ear

Same shit, different look

I have profound comfort zone issues and ever since coronavirus teleworking at home for three years wirh my own walled cubicle in the office I would go batshit insane in an open hive with concentrated human activity like that - NO WAY I’d rather be 💀.

Why do they not seem like psychopaths back them

to know some of these people are alreadu dead is creepy

@1T0MMY

2 жыл бұрын

Probably nearly all of them

Where every year they sack 4% of their staff classified as 'underperforming' workers. They get a man playing a golden saxophone as they walk out the building holding a cardboard box with all their stuff. Good luck suckers !

Capitalism is about profit and loss if you bail out the losers what is the cost?

6:20 Dey leery rike lice

Buy Apple now

is that Muhammad El-Arian of PIMCO at 1:41 ?

@butt.

7 жыл бұрын

nah, looks like him. He never worked at GSachs.

@scottab140

5 жыл бұрын

@@butt. No sense of humor or not a Goldman Sachs recruit.