The Amal and George Clooney joke might be the best timed buildup into a joke I’ve ever heard LMAO

@DonOmarRamiro

5 жыл бұрын

The delivery was PERFECT. Tina is a freaking genius.

@kingkylie9655

5 жыл бұрын

time stamp please

@cronut4567

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingkylie9655 5:00

@Pag0017

5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain it? It looks like Kate Mara, Helen Mirren and least but not last I did not got it. I understand the words what they are saying, just don't get the whole context between her job and his award. ty

@cronut4567

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pag0017 They listed Amal's accomplishments and contributions to human rights to contrast George Clooney's acting career, which they implied was far less significant. The punchline is the irony of how she does so much for human rights, but it's her husband, a mere entertainer, that gets a lifetime achievement award.

Am I the only one who watches all 3 of their opening monologues in a row, like, a lot? I can’t watch one year without going to the other 2

@brynmawr1

5 жыл бұрын

Same! 👐

@netemilionet15

5 жыл бұрын

No

@vivavaldez87

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, this is the only one I've seen and I think I might go back to watching Ricky's 4 years.

@arusheekhanduja5431

5 жыл бұрын

I do that same!! They are so hilarious!!!

@m0niKaLe

5 жыл бұрын

I just did and it was awesome as always 👌🏻

Harvey Weinsten laughing at the Bill Cosby joke....

@kornobi_3165

4 жыл бұрын

It looked like an uncomfortable laugh at best...

@lauramessy

4 жыл бұрын

what minute?

@brucekaraus7330

4 жыл бұрын

@@lauramessy 9:03, far right of shot.

@kaariurbanek2289

4 жыл бұрын

Lena Dunham too...

@Ttoby89

4 жыл бұрын

omg they cut to Spacey as well...

I know it's now old but that joke on Amal and George is one of the very best and timed jokes I have ever heard. Build up was perfect and I am sure George would be honoured to have such a good joke crafted for him.

@iamsobeautifulomg

4 жыл бұрын

Nah they made him feel like a bitch that he is. It was accurate.

@Ttoby89

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamsobeautifulomg that wasn't the intention - 'a bitch' like your wife can't be successful or what? it was meant to say that hollywood is stupid and she has a 'real job' and how dumb that we pay attention to his acting more than her important human rights lawyer shit.

@dmlaughlin76

2 жыл бұрын

well he was , did you see the cut to him laughing and clapping? i mean is there a debate about it. your kind of pointing the blatently obvious as i'm two years late on this comment so touche to me.

@johnputnam3228

2 жыл бұрын

The Clooney joke was absolutely perfect. Great build.

@xomarahdickison7567

2 жыл бұрын

And people still ask what George saw in Amal…

"Chris Pine... CHRIS PINE!" Always gets me. 😂

@mentonerodominicano

5 жыл бұрын

@@amyim2002 Chris Pine is very handsome, so it didn't matter who the other option was.

@darellgrant8753

5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE that one. Chris Pine is truly gorgeous. His face is so handsomely beautifully odd!

@londonbordeaux

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Pine ..my favourite fuxking actor ever...nobody compares to him 😭😭😭

@jillianelise5

4 жыл бұрын

MEEE

@juliefitzsimons3882

4 жыл бұрын

mine is Colin Firth for a polite amount of time. Although I would probably say Chris Pine right away too

Joaquin’s lil wave back to Tina always gets me 😂

@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas

2 жыл бұрын

"total and utter bullsh oh hey joaquin" lmao

@darrenrobinson9041

2 жыл бұрын

@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas - Tina's Joaquin bit is a true original, never heard a line like it. Also when Amy does the Frances Mcdormand line about the fire, check out Tina's facial expression - that's attention to detail. It''s like "seriously, what about me ?"

@Alpha_7227

2 жыл бұрын

I love and now we are going to play Who would you rather? Man they read my mind.

@Alpha_7227

2 жыл бұрын

@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas That was priceless that line. Their timing is sublime. I have to dig up stand up routines by them and just binge on this rainy day in Melbourne.

@DrThorsen

Жыл бұрын

And his Mom laughing the hardest.

The way they underlined Amal's work, put a punch on newspaper which called her as Clooney's wife, and burnt the Hollywood in one single joke... Perfectly crafted !

@Alpha_7227

2 жыл бұрын

Shows how unbelievably shallow and moronic the U.S media has become. They just live in their little bubble. Ahhhhhhhh. hand me the oxygen tank.

Sorry but I do love how George Clooney reacts to this ultimate and Impeccably delivered burn. He knows His wife is a legend…

@sidwulf6859

2 жыл бұрын

Right but you know it's expected. I mean it's a burn on Hollywood really. And he ackowledges it perfectly. Really they all do.

@leojbramble

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was a perfect joke - so pointed, but not self-important; it doesn't really mock him so much as point out the sexism and absurdity of Hollywood (but really our collective culture), and it gives her resume a well-earned shout-out at the same time.

@eileennguyen842

Жыл бұрын

@@leojbramble Exactly, they're not mocking HIM - he's in on the joke, too. It's not as if he doesn't notice the difference between his resume and his wife's, or the relative fame (and I assume money) given to each of them.

Colin Firth’s reaction to Tina’s joke about him was so cute...he couldn’t quite tell how he should react lol

@iamsobeautifulomg

4 жыл бұрын

You could tell he was fucking her with his eyes lol

@truebulu

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamsobeautifulomg uhmmm not really 😮

@iamsobeautifulomg

4 жыл бұрын

@@truebulu You don't understand males.

@truebulu

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamsobeautifulomg he's a decent bloke. Unlike you obviously

@iamsobeautifulomg

4 жыл бұрын

@@truebulu so it makes him decent to have a low sex drive in your opinion? Lol k

The joke about george clooney was the most funny one and also the most cruel one..

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby

5 жыл бұрын

tirthankar roy and also the most accurate.

@alvaropca

5 жыл бұрын

How is it cruel? It was so on point.

@gabelogan5877

5 жыл бұрын

tirthankar roy scratch out cruel and replace it with true.

@oabuseer

5 жыл бұрын

HeyMyLifeIsLibby omg queen i see you everywhere

@carberriess

5 жыл бұрын

they say the truth hurts... lol

THE JOAQUIN JOKE LMAO

2:44 love how proud Ricky Gervais is of that Joaquin Phoenix joke 😂

@13strong

2 жыл бұрын

Proud? I think he just thought it was funny. He didn't write it.

@badgerbadgerton966

2 жыл бұрын

@@13strong Ok Tina.

@cinemaspace2890

2 жыл бұрын

@@13strong He was proud because he jokes exactly like that

Emma stone is a true charismatic. Her reaction was adorable, ironic and absolutely perfect. That is talent of the human kind.

@ingriddubbel8468

5 жыл бұрын

Do have any concept of syntax? It would be trully charismatic NOT true charismatic. The Emma Stone comment was absurd. Finally the "talent of the human kind" quote is pretentious pseudo intellectual garbage.

@ramyamaddali703

5 жыл бұрын

@@ingriddubbel8468 wherefore art thou so perturbed?

@elliekristine4156

5 жыл бұрын

Ingrid Dubbel why don’t you go take your ambien w a glass of warm milk and scurry off to bed

@vs52217

5 жыл бұрын

@@ingriddubbel8468 "Emma Stone is a trully charismatic" is not only incorrect, you spelled truly wrong!

@howardkoor2796

4 жыл бұрын

John Forrest Emma is a star

3:12 “Steve Carrell’s Foxcatcher look took 2 hours to put on, including his hair styling and makeup. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to prepare for my role as ‘Human Woman.’” 😂😂😂😂😂 TINA HOW ARE YOU SO RELATABLE

@jfish032

4 жыл бұрын

Boom. I can't imagine a better Hollywood themed joke.. possibly ever. On so many levels..

@harrisonkey698

4 жыл бұрын

😁😁🤣🤣🤣

Please bring this awesome duo back to host the award shows

@jaeladixieespeleta3888

5 жыл бұрын

Agree

@joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829

5 жыл бұрын

Oscars 2019 please!

@flibgonrtsheglis242

5 жыл бұрын

They are amazing!

@heisen-bones

3 жыл бұрын

Good news they'll be back this year

@Gaelle5050

3 жыл бұрын

They heard you and did it this year 🤣🤣

Coming back to this after this year's disaster

every year the best jokes are about George clooney

@andrewmair7371

4 жыл бұрын

BC this time around 😆😂🤣

@kieronevans5150

3 жыл бұрын

"What ya wearin' George?"

@sgriffin1273

2 жыл бұрын

L..............,..

@sgriffin1273

2 жыл бұрын

L..............,..

@sgriffin1273

2 жыл бұрын

L..............,...

A thousand likes for those who want Tina & Amy for 91st Oscars

@smrkva5911

5 жыл бұрын

They should do all awards shows forever.

@camilaviana5911

5 жыл бұрын

YYYEEESSSSS

@alyssapather1177

5 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YES

@ozaninc3889

5 жыл бұрын

They paid their dues leave them alone lol.

@cadiz4035

5 жыл бұрын

Ek Nat Gab I just want them to do a show together

The George and Amal joke was comedy perfection. 🤣🤣🤣 I don't know how many times I've watched it, but I know I'll watch it again, and again...

These two set an impossible standard for hosting an award show. No host is ever going to surpass Tina and Amy.

@tommywonder793

2 жыл бұрын

Then you clearly did'nt see Ricky Gervais hosting the Globes.

@scottys1423

2 жыл бұрын

@Neil Rusling Okay, I need to check that out. Never saw that one.

@redreliever

Жыл бұрын

Steve Martin (w or w/o alec baldwin).

@safla2010

5 ай бұрын

​😢Mv

Steve Carell gets picked on at every golden globes ahahahahaha

@JonnySublime

4 жыл бұрын

He can take it

@retajrose555

4 жыл бұрын

@@JonnySublime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheLuscious

3 жыл бұрын

Kehstrah G He’s always in on the joke. Keep up JLD too

@meemman843

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahah

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

Because he stinks. He cant sing, he cant dance and he cant act. I want to know who he is blackmailing

That Bill Cosby one was a dropped bomb lmao.

@ericbravo7013

5 жыл бұрын

funny rhough lol

@Ttoby89

4 жыл бұрын

i just love Tina playing with her earring like 'and what, we said what we said'

@C.Church

2 жыл бұрын

I PUT THE PIYLZ IN THE PEEPOL!

@idkwhattowrite679

2 жыл бұрын

When

@SoooJokes

2 жыл бұрын

I put the pills in the hoagie 😂

Who's here after Sandberg and Oh?

@SneharthoDey

5 жыл бұрын

Here and at Ricky Gervais clips

@leyroy1980

5 жыл бұрын

Sandbore and Oh my God never again.

@LAMODELISTE

5 жыл бұрын

They should’ve hosted again

@bethanylavallee3709

5 жыл бұрын

The problem is the fact that many get offended or would add left-wing politics into everything the last couple of years, they are trying to get back to this type of monologue. But it will take a little bit of time. Which blows. I think they did good but they were no Tina and Amy. The fake roasts were kinda funny, I guess.

@zahraheidari191

5 жыл бұрын

Me , the were super super boring☹

Anyone else watching this to detox from Jo Koy's monologue?

@DF-sw8wh

3 ай бұрын

ME LMAAOOO

Everybody knows i like it Ruffalo is the funniest line i've ever heard

@MelanieLaurentFan

8 жыл бұрын

so u came from the forest...

@josselin165

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it 😕

@emmanuelperezg

5 жыл бұрын

Her actual line is "Everybody knows I like it rough a little", she just makes it sound as if she said Ruffalo

@thunderpot

5 жыл бұрын

Easily pleased then

@julija9066

5 жыл бұрын

@@emmanuelperezg oh wow, I thought she said bufallo like you know, referring to mozzarella :D

And sleeping beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby....yesssss!!!! This two are the best!!!!

@archanakoshal7458

5 жыл бұрын

I did not get the joke can u explain.... Plzzzzz

@Woichhoart

5 жыл бұрын

archana koshal Bill Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually abusing many women (I believe at least one of them was underaged) for a long period of time. He was sentenced to three to ten years of prison. Being a violent predator he was also sentenced to lifelong psychological therapy.

@rachnakapoor2685

Жыл бұрын

bill cosby was a comedian who drugged and raped a lot of women

"Selma is about the movement that totally worked and now everythings fine" 🤣

Six (6) years later and still funny as hell. So well-crafted. They need a Golden Globe for Golden Globe hosts. Fey and Poehler would win by a landslide.

@fritos6064

2 жыл бұрын

R u actually saying that they r better than Gervais lmao

@akhil8186

2 жыл бұрын

Nowhere near Ricky. Even combined.

@mangafq8

Жыл бұрын

really? yawn

These two should host everything.

@jshepard152

4 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais was better.

@user-vm9ig4zs8e

4 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY NOT. BYE.

@tradeladder146

4 жыл бұрын

@@jshepard152 By a Mile, they have to try to compete with him which is impossible, the fact that there is two of them is even more annoying.

From this moment on, George Clooney officially became Prince Phillip to Amal Clooney's Queen Elizabeth 👸

@miluxor2541

5 жыл бұрын

uhhhh as it should be, she is the one doing real work that changes the world history ever so slightly, while he is paid to look good and accessible to housewives

@ShawntayArroyo

5 жыл бұрын

Marta Luxor Preach! 🙌🏽🙌🏽

@AtenRa

5 жыл бұрын

@@miluxor2541 Agreed. He's paid to _look_ accessible to housewives, but everyone knows he's really more accessible to their daughters.

@stephanieluck932

5 жыл бұрын

duduk

2:52 It's awesome that Michael Scott was invited, and he even got to bring his real estate agent.

@maggiewatson5548

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

That George Clooney burn was the best one ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good grief that Bill Cosby joke is so savage i felt it in 2018

@jackvanderpool3417

5 жыл бұрын

Clinton and Cosby THE TRUTH HURTS

@smurfyday

5 жыл бұрын

What's savage is what he got to do for so long.

@hippysheep1023

4 жыл бұрын

Still feeling it at 2019

@TigerzLionzPistonzWingz

4 жыл бұрын

And in 2019!!

@bryanzamora2582

4 жыл бұрын

It's 2020, and you can still here the tension of that joke. 😂

Golden Globes are incomplete if there is no Steve Carrel and his PokerFace 😂😂😂

" Colin Firth for a polite amount of time" 😂

These two women are phenomenal but unfortunately underrated . Always on point. These should be called comedians.

@johnstrawb3521

Жыл бұрын

They'd have to be funny, first.

@vincef.5378

Жыл бұрын

Name 3 people that have under-rated them.

@leojbramble

Жыл бұрын

@@vincef.5378 I scanned about 10 "they suck"-type comments just scrolling...

The relationship they have with Julia is just pure gold. 😂😂😂

Firth was blushing hard! Lol!

so tonight her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award is the greatest line ever..

The Amal and George joke never ages!

The Bill Cosby joke at the end is so apt now, three years on from this he's now doing 3 to 10 in prison. Does't time fly so fast.

Joaquin Phoenix is so cute omg

@joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829

5 жыл бұрын

My forehead especially

@rakhi3018

3 жыл бұрын

He always brings his mother... Cute❤️

That Amal/George read was 100/100. The material and the delivery was just perfect.

"CHRISPINE!" 10 solid minutes of gold. Thank you ladies.

Things that have aged in this video: A shot of Kevin Spacey followed by Jeffrey Tambor.

@h1a1n1n1a1h

5 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought about this, seeing his (Kevin Spacey) face laughing along with a joke made me cringe. Wish we could photoshop him out of video clips like this one.

@Annelindex

5 жыл бұрын

How about Weinstein laughing on the right after the Cosby joke.. -.-

@DJMichaelAngelo

4 жыл бұрын

@@@h1a1n1n1a1h so you're suggesting rewriting history to suit your own personal agenda? got it!

@Ttoby89

4 жыл бұрын

@Iain Sinfield ooooo gimme your imaginary book hot stuff

@richardthelionheart5594

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was still on court ordered house confinement.

Lol 6 years later and I’m still watching. Their hosting is unmatched

I keep re-watching this clip over and over again mostly to laugh again at Joaquin’s quote and Clooney's praise of his marriage to Amal

These two are amazing, that George Clooney joke was GOLD

That shade to George Clooney LMAO

They really need to host more shows like they are amazing together! Couldn't stop laughing the entire time 😂

Joaquin Phoenix's reaction was golden!! love him!!

Paul Rudd's little chuckle at the "human woman" joke is so CUTEEEEE

they need to host the oscarss

@NiGHTSaturn

4 жыл бұрын

yinett ASAP.

@veggigoddess

2 жыл бұрын

Two, sweetie, it's spelled "two"🤦🏼‍♀️

@victoriasb5560

2 жыл бұрын

@@veggigoddess no they used the right one

@allisonday893

Жыл бұрын

@@veggigoddess what?!? Two!!

ugh these TWOO!! the always have the best timing and jokes

While the camera is on George Clooney after the joke about getting the lifetime achievement award you can hear Tina saying “it’s so stupid” I love that part 🤣

SNL misses these ladies badly.

No one will ever host these events better than them. NO ONE.

That Linklater / Innaritu joke was pure gold.

After the Oscars 2022 slapgate, there is new appreciation for how smart their jokes are. They managed to make people laugh and make subtle compliments in so many of the jokes.

Starting the decade with a marathon of their monologues. Gervais' too.

6:00 “Yes, and Amy and I have been friends, for almost 50 years, and the secret of our long-lasting friendship...” “Yup” 😂😂😂😂 YOU GUYS

"Girl I thought u were gone

Who’s here after they announced they would be hosting in 2021

@ricketycricket4361

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic theres two of them but they're barely half as funny as Ricky Gervais.

@conorwade2535

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricketycricket4361 Ricky Gervais is a hack

@gaveasytiger

4 жыл бұрын

They are very good,

@nephorya

4 жыл бұрын

wait... really? :D

@ricketycricket4361

4 жыл бұрын

@@conorwade2535 right that's why hes hosted it so many times. He makes jokes that are actually offensive and clever, all Tina Fey does is rehash 5th grade jokes and all Amy Poehler does is talk about her vagina and sex.

"Farrell, all day." "Firth, for a polite amount of time." "Everyone knows I like it Ruffalo." This game is funny, but weird.

Let them run run the golden globes forever please!!

@tachikomakusanagi3744

3 жыл бұрын

@QueOnda 123 No, please god no

*CHRIS PINE* same gurl. same

I watch all three monologs in a row every few months - sometimes more often! The writing is great and these two ladies are fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!!!😁🥰

It’s 2021 and I STILL think they are the greatest!

@kikitallgirl958

4 ай бұрын

still in 2023

The camera couldnt find Patricia Arquette

@dsampaio81

5 жыл бұрын

or Reese Witherspoon

@borisfabian8017

4 жыл бұрын

They find it but is a big shot . She is in a blackdress.

@larrysmith2638

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't find her or her talent.

@coltonkleins

3 жыл бұрын

@@dsampaio81 well hello there

Everything about that Joaquin moment was perfection.

I will never get sick and tired of watching this.❤️

"it took me 3 hours today to prepare for my role as human woman" ❤❤❤❤❤

Seven years later and the jokes are still 🔥🔥🔥🤣

Even after all these years, Tina and Amy are still the best host of any award show ever! I hope they pair up again for another awards show

@u_gona_get_addictive

2 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais is best

@christobalev3246

2 жыл бұрын

Bollocks

@Doc-hp5wf

2 жыл бұрын

Mehhhhh

who here binged all of their Golden Globes monologue after their hilarious oscar monologue?

Omg 7 yrs later and this performance is killing me!!! They are so funny together!! They need to do more of this.

These two are just brilliant. If they had this job for life, I would not ever complain. Too bad they DON'T have this job for life.

I don't remember how many times I've watched this, but still amazing.

Honestly, every punchline was delivered with the finest precision.

It's their delivery, that is why they're amazing comedians.

One of my favourite monologues ever! Tina and Amy are amazing! 😂😂😂😂 The George Clooney joke has always cracked me up! 😂

Clever, smartly-written and delivered with perfect comic timing, why don't these two host EVERY awards show??

@Bryan-dr5qy

4 жыл бұрын

It's between them and Ricky Gervais

@jg1205

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bryan-dr5qy I love Ricky but his humor can have a mean edge that's also not as funny, the girls just go down easier and play to a wider audience.

@Bryan-dr5qy

4 жыл бұрын

@@jg1205 Well as Ricky said people often mistake the subject of the joke for the actual target. While I do see your point but Ricky has never made an offensive joke where the F-you part was the punchline. He knows award shows are always boring for the layman as it's basically Hollywood patting itself on the back. What I appreciate more about Ricky is that he's not catering to the richest, most privelidged people in the room, he's catering to the audience, by doing exactly that, teasing the richest, most privelidged people in the world. I guess that's why less of the people there feel comfortable. What's refreshing is that Ricky's highlighting how out of touch many of them are with the rest of society (including himself on occasion) and how hypocritical virtue signalling for the sake of virtue signalling is. So when some of them use getting an award as a platform to make a political speech as a way to lecture the public on what they should do and how, it only highlights the detachment from society all the more. Not saying these two aren't good because they genuinely are unconventional too (the Bill Cosby jokes cracked me up) just saying why people might prefer Ricky's roasts more. But hey everyone's opinions is worth as much as anyone else's so who knows. Also apparently they're both done with it anyways so cheers.

Tina Fey and Amy are true legends in the Comedy genre!!!! Perhaps the best hosts ever!! So adorable and lovable😁

@akhil8186

2 жыл бұрын

Even together, can't hold a candle to Gervais

that Bill Cosby joke was RUTHLESS. I loved it.

Whose watching in 2019 ? Still for me the number 1 killer monologue and duo of the golden globes of all time.

@chiefscheider

4 жыл бұрын

If you're gonna beg for likes, at least spell "who's" right 😎

That JK Simmons joke still gets me rolling every time 😂

@chiefscheider

4 жыл бұрын

He played Brian in Extract. Kept calling people Dinkus.

British actors kick ass when it comes to American accents most people only found out Christian Bale was British in 2019

Emma Stone has magnificent eyes!

The running joke about dismissing TV shows in the golden Globes from all the hosts ever is just pure comedy...

BRAVO, on the Cosby bit. Thank you, for sticking to it. You women rock.

That George Clooney joke is EPIC and I died laughing.....

“Antique tuba parts” gets me everytime.

Just flawlessly delivered and genuinely funny.

Dude they’re sooooo good I could watch 4 hours straight of them just roasting everyone in the room

Ahh when award shows were actually fun and entertaining … love watching these ladies in their opening monologues

Every.single.joke.landed - these two are pure gold

Amazing talents! Two of my favorite actors. Would love to see them back, hosting or in another movie or series together. Two of the best!

I won't get tired of watching this... That George Clooney joke is the Best!!!

“Just for comparison it took 3 hours today to prepare for my role as ‘human woman’” LOL so true!

4:01 Jen is absolutely waiting for the punchline/ roast against her 😭😂