Gods of Egypt Pitch Meeting

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Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Gods of Egypt!
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Before the writers of Madame Web and Morbius graced the world with those cinematic experiences, they delivered Gods of Egypt, a movie that exists and was made and exists.
Gods of Egypt definitely raises some questions. Like why is the God of Egypt Scottish? Why didn’t the other gods help Horus when they were all together, instead of being picked off individually later? What was the point of the entire second act?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Gods of Egypt!
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  • @JohnnyVV
    @JohnnyVV3 ай бұрын

    I love watching a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t seen.

  • @wesshearer6833

    @wesshearer6833

    3 ай бұрын

    I love eating birds I've never seen.

  • @TSkillz407

    @TSkillz407

    3 ай бұрын

    Wow wow wow wow. Wow

  • @Pioware

    @Pioware

    3 ай бұрын

    I love watching a pitch meeting for a movie I haven't even knew existed

  • @reallywish212

    @reallywish212

    3 ай бұрын

    Ikr

  • @ahmmadomar553

    @ahmmadomar553

    3 ай бұрын

    I tried watching this movie years ago but it was so bad I couldn’t get through the first act it felt like a straight to dvd movie but with A list actors

  • @dataandswad
    @dataandswad3 ай бұрын

    The gag at the "the power was inside him all along" was perfect. XD

  • @user-rb3yx1bf6g

    @user-rb3yx1bf6g

    3 ай бұрын

    The gag, huh?

  • @RajeshJustaguy

    @RajeshJustaguy

    3 ай бұрын

    yes hahaha

  • @Robotech2049

    @Robotech2049

    3 ай бұрын

    I nearly spit out my beer!

  • @MsNovaris

    @MsNovaris

    3 ай бұрын

    I read this before watching and still burst out laughing when it happened 😆

  • @bfogarty27

    @bfogarty27

    3 ай бұрын

    The gag gag ​@@user-rb3yx1bf6g

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming05653 ай бұрын

    That “Actually, yup” “Kinda thought you were gonna say something else there” was perfect

  • @brll5733

    @brll5733

    3 ай бұрын

    It feels wrong though.

  • @artor9175

    @artor9175

    3 ай бұрын

    @@brll5733 What, do you expect everything to be super easy?

  • @kobienotcoby2862

    @kobienotcoby2862

    3 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@artor9175you would figure it would be hardly an inconvenience.

  • @AlephNullMore

    @AlephNullMore

    3 ай бұрын

    Sure, okay, yeah. Sure, okay.

  • @warhammer8230

    @warhammer8230

    2 ай бұрын

    *Barely an inconvenience GET IT RIGHT, DUDE!! @@kobienotcoby2862 👿👿

  • @xXMapcoXx
    @xXMapcoXx3 ай бұрын

    "Snake Bachelor" I fucking died 🤣

  • @kardnails8729

    @kardnails8729

    3 ай бұрын

    Best joke for me :D

  • @sexydictator3241

    @sexydictator3241

    3 ай бұрын

    Sounds like a new show for ABC. 😂

  • @vacuoustruth8419

    @vacuoustruth8419

    3 ай бұрын

    So did the Snake Bachelor

  • @ClanImprobable

    @ClanImprobable

    3 ай бұрын

    Me too. His brain is a delight.

  • @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    2 ай бұрын

    Ok

  • @Jrh-rp7np
    @Jrh-rp7np3 ай бұрын

    Man these Gods of Egypt writers are so good they even got to write Morbius and Madame Web.. That producer guy really knows his stuff

  • @hideouspenguinboy

    @hideouspenguinboy

    3 ай бұрын

    Wait, are they really the same writers?

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    3 ай бұрын

    Hollywood should definitely keep hiring these guys, they obviously know what they are doing

  • @azahel542

    @azahel542

    3 ай бұрын

    Know what? This explains a lot...

  • @MichaelJGauthier

    @MichaelJGauthier

    3 ай бұрын

    @@hideouspenguinboy I honestly thought he was joking. But he isn't. And it makes so much more sense now.

  • @mz3player

    @mz3player

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@hideouspenguinboyYup, they also did the Power Rangers movie

  • @huh8662
    @huh86623 ай бұрын

    "A bunch of big Egyptian Gods...with their thick Scottish accents." Almost passed out laughing at that. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mrwolf9907

    @mrwolf9907

    3 ай бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @DChosen13

    @DChosen13

    3 ай бұрын

    Always found it hilarious that the same "Save Ariel!!!" Crowd didn't have the same energy towards this wonderful piece of cinema.

  • @markuhler2664

    @markuhler2664

    3 ай бұрын

    My mind immediately went to Sean Connery in The Highlander. It's been a thing in H-wood for decades.

  • @jvaski

    @jvaski

    3 ай бұрын

    10 seconds in and I have to pause the damn video to laugh my ass off before continuing. 🤣

  • @michaelwesten4624

    @michaelwesten4624

    3 ай бұрын

    this comment is so cringe it gave me brain pain. lmao fam no cap dab dab dab 100 emoji. etc. etc.

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck3 ай бұрын

    Producer Guy literally gagging after "maybe the power was inside him all along" was one of the funniest bits in this channel's history.

  • @SteefPip

    @SteefPip

    2 ай бұрын

    My favorite line has always been the one from Hawkeye "because that's a bad man and he's a good boy", but I believe there is a new champion.

  • @burnacco

    @burnacco

    2 ай бұрын

    fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk3 ай бұрын

    The writers of this movie have also written Morbius, Madame Web, Last Witch Hunter and Dracula Untold, so, you know, ' interesting' is the most polite adjective I can think of for that track record

  • @rageagaintstheNWO

    @rageagaintstheNWO

    3 ай бұрын

    Dracula Untold is underrated.

  • @Monkeyb00y

    @Monkeyb00y

    3 ай бұрын

    Bros not even lying... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sazama_and_Burk_Sharpless

  • @ApequH

    @ApequH

    3 ай бұрын

    Why do they keep making the movies these guys write?

  • @lordsnooggums1621

    @lordsnooggums1621

    3 ай бұрын

    @@rageagaintstheNWOThey either got lucky, or someone fixed it in the editing room.

  • @chilliinsanity6898

    @chilliinsanity6898

    3 ай бұрын

    @@rageagaintstheNWO It's definitely watchable compared to the other movies listed. But I wouldn't be putting in any "much watch" lists.

  • @redbearddan2000
    @redbearddan20003 ай бұрын

    It's funny that the writers of "Gods of Egypt" eventually got hired by Sony to write scripts for "Morbius" and "Madame Web". Everything for success

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    3 ай бұрын

    It's morbin' web time!

  • @redbearddan2000

    @redbearddan2000

    3 ай бұрын

    @@LuisSierra42 "It's Egyptin' time" and Seth egypted all over these people

  • @markmarderosian9657

    @markmarderosian9657

    3 ай бұрын

    only in Hollywood do people fail up.

  • @WillCamx

    @WillCamx

    3 ай бұрын

    "Gods of Egypt" wasn't as bad as the other two.

  • @Blisterdude123

    @Blisterdude123

    3 ай бұрын

    Those two clowns have written a tour de force of the worst films of the past decade. Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers, Morbius, and Madame Web. Talk about consistently failing upwards.

  • @approverman
    @approverman3 ай бұрын

    The Gag face of producer-guy when he hears about the 'it was inside him all along"... priceless!

  • @monsterfroboy

    @monsterfroboy

    3 ай бұрын

    My favorite joke in this pitch meeting!

  • @ghosty4

    @ghosty4

    3 ай бұрын

    I literally did the same exact thing at that part!

  • @ArmyWolves

    @ArmyWolves

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 it's in fact a callback joke... He did the same in another Pitch meeting... I think it was *Lightyear* Line was something like _they didn't need to go home because our home was all the friends we made along the way_

  • @devanhinskey9001

    @devanhinskey9001

    3 ай бұрын

    Great callback to that joke from the ”Lightyear” Pitch Meeting!

  • @michael_budda

    @michael_budda

    3 ай бұрын

    Best part of this one 🤣

  • @jedh3721
    @jedh37213 ай бұрын

    this movie is near to my heart. one of my best friends and I needed to waste time while we waited for an appointment, so we went to a theater and arbitrarily picked Gods of Egypt. IT was noon in the middle of the week, the entire theater was empty, and we essentially got a private showing and didn't bother trying to be quiet, we roasted the hell out of it. It is the best time I ever had at a theater. We even had a running joke that the human guy was secretly the son of the god of luck because of everything that just magically works out for him even when it absolutely should not and he should have died several times throughout the movie directly because of his own decisions.

  • @tyleremery7088

    @tyleremery7088

    3 ай бұрын

    Effectively private viewings are the best 🤘

  • @timbuktuanthor4838

    @timbuktuanthor4838

    3 ай бұрын

    Oh, private viewings are tight!

  • @N13J

    @N13J

    3 ай бұрын

    He’s basically Pharaoh Atem (from Yugioh) with luck as his super power.

  • @i_just_got_here

    @i_just_got_here

    3 ай бұрын

    Same thing here with Terminator Genesis. My buddy and I laughed our asses off!

  • @samvimes9510

    @samvimes9510

    3 ай бұрын

    I had an experience like that with my dad when I was a kid. I was a huge Godzilla fan so he took me to go see the '98 Godzilla movie. The theater was empty and we sat there the whole time making fun of the movie. It was a terrible movie, but at least the cartoon it spawned was good.

  • @KasumiKenshirou
    @KasumiKenshirou3 ай бұрын

    It's always a good sign for a movie when the first time I hear of it is in a Pitch Meeting several years later.

  • @kevinconroy2901
    @kevinconroy29013 ай бұрын

    At 4:03 the way the line “power inside him all along” is delivered is absolutely perfect.

  • @Barthenn

    @Barthenn

    3 ай бұрын

    It's actually the gag, throw up that is very funny about that one. Because that sort of thing (power inside him all along) is very much vomit inducing.

  • @RushWheeler

    @RushWheeler

    3 ай бұрын

    The gag immediately after that being caused by Producer Guy's lactose intolerance is just peak running gag

  • @troubadour723

    @troubadour723

    3 ай бұрын

    All he had to do was tap his ruby slippers together.

  • @thetribalist6923

    @thetribalist6923

    3 ай бұрын

    @@RushWheelerI wasn’t familiar with this running gag. Mind helping a brother out in the Ryanverse?

  • @brucewillis542

    @brucewillis542

    3 ай бұрын

    Well Ryan is an elite level actor, so delivering it was Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access3 ай бұрын

    “Actually, yep-!” The emotional and mental *whiplash* that gave me

  • @CorePathway

    @CorePathway

    3 ай бұрын

    PLOT TWIST!

  • @buskergirl

    @buskergirl

    3 ай бұрын

    Now I understand how cats feel when you glue the cup to the counter and they can't push it down.

  • @kamchatmonk

    @kamchatmonk

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@buskergirl how does one even come up with such devious cruelty, this should be illegal.

  • @buskergirl

    @buskergirl

    3 ай бұрын

    @@kamchatmonk Yeah I didn't know it existed but KZread decided to show me some vids. I'm not a cat person but that was just cruel.

  • @07m07

    @07m07

    3 ай бұрын

    Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @jessicastein5155
    @jessicastein51553 ай бұрын

    "Okay so they've killed the snake bachelor" killed me, rofl. But please don't put my body parts in your filing cabinet, Producer Guy.

  • @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    2 ай бұрын

    Ok...

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin3 ай бұрын

    That "Actually...yep!" was a great twist on a classic catchphrase!

  • @ryanmessina7309
    @ryanmessina73093 ай бұрын

    2:47 Writer Guy's printer running out of ink seems like a perfect opportunity to explain plot holes in the future.

  • @nick0875

    @nick0875

    3 ай бұрын

    The ink gets so low that he can't even read what he typed so he is just going off of memory.

  • @Solus5048

    @Solus5048

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@nick0875would explain the creators of Alien franchise and star wars ruining their own creation

  • @mandalorian4127

    @mandalorian4127

    3 ай бұрын

    And refillig it would be super hard, a major inconvinience

  • @unclecreepy4185

    @unclecreepy4185

    3 ай бұрын

    So now we know why so many shows and movies have the good guys in peril and then it cuts to them being safe at home, fight over, they win, no questions asked. It was just part of the script didn’t get printed out.

  • @IllustriousCrocoduck

    @IllustriousCrocoduck

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@nick0875yeah there's a literal hole in the written plot

  • @aeoligarlic4024
    @aeoligarlic40243 ай бұрын

    "Several ladies of the night running the country?" "The HO-RUSS!!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @AnoneemusNoename

    @AnoneemusNoename

    3 ай бұрын

    Ralph Cifaretto: "They was a BUNCHA HO-RUSS!!!"

  • @johnsmith-jq1uc

    @johnsmith-jq1uc

    3 ай бұрын

    as the man said, we don't love them horuss's

  • @JeeVeeHaych

    @JeeVeeHaych

    3 ай бұрын

    I lost it when he said that 😂

  • @ShelliSands

    @ShelliSands

    3 ай бұрын

    These Ho-Rus ain’t loyal

  • @Mark_Thomas

    @Mark_Thomas

    3 ай бұрын

    @@JeeVeeHaychDid you find it?

  • @Chanced834
    @Chanced8343 ай бұрын

    The fact that people actually go through these whole movie creation processes and never once question whether they should even though they can.

  • @mallorycarpinski1160

    @mallorycarpinski1160

    3 ай бұрын

    I hear Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park in the back of my head...

  • @Bancheis

    @Bancheis

    2 ай бұрын

    The fact that people keep hiring them when their track record is worse than Jim Cramer picking stocks to buy and sell.

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy13 ай бұрын

    "Turns out it takes a couple days to walk to the afterlife." This is surprisingly accurate to ancient Egyptian mythology. People would save up there entire lives to buy a copy of the Egyptian "Book of The Dead" which had directions on how you walk to the afterlife, because peoples souls could get lost forever if they didn't do it right.

  • @luvhair255

    @luvhair255

    3 ай бұрын

    I was just thinking about this actually. It sounds ridiculous but so are myths themselves heh

  • @robertlauncher
    @robertlauncher3 ай бұрын

    “Killed the snake bachelor” is my favorite line

  • @piratekng

    @piratekng

    3 ай бұрын

    Kinda liked the whorus line 😂😂

  • @AnastasioBonhnum

    @AnastasioBonhnum

    3 ай бұрын

    "The Snachelor"

  • @aprilbess4074

    @aprilbess4074

    3 ай бұрын

    Same with me. For I also knew a snake bachelor and am glad he was not the one chosen to act in this film.

  • @kingace6186

    @kingace6186

    3 ай бұрын

    That snake was killed for the crime of being single

  • @NCMonefaith

    @NCMonefaith

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm the 200th like of this comment

  • @mattyt1961
    @mattyt19613 ай бұрын

    The horus joke was gold, then the super easy fake out... absolute gold

  • @4plus20isHappy
    @4plus20isHappy3 ай бұрын

    Switching out the “Super easy barely an inconvenience line” is TIGHT.

  • @samuel5591
    @samuel55913 ай бұрын

    I don't know how you still make each of these so good after 200 (?) episodes but they literally never get old - please NEVER. STOP. EVER. thanks :)

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston83143 ай бұрын

    "Oh, so the earth is flat?" "Well, we need to inject some realism in to this fantasy piece" "What...?!" 😂💀

  • @Owen-sx4jj

    @Owen-sx4jj

    3 ай бұрын

    The irony is even more funny

  • @WillMuny

    @WillMuny

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Owen-sx4jj The Ironic thing is we live on a Round Planet inside a Flat Solar System, inside a Flat Galaxy, inside a Flat Universe.

  • @Owen-sx4jj

    @Owen-sx4jj

    3 ай бұрын

    @@WillMuny are you sure about that?

  • @WillMuny

    @WillMuny

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Owen-sx4jj As sure as Modern Science has proven.

  • @Owen-sx4jj

    @Owen-sx4jj

    3 ай бұрын

    @@WillMuny you are in for a shock🥶

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios13 ай бұрын

    Turning Egyptian Gods into Transformers is tight!

  • @rb9882

    @rb9882

    3 ай бұрын

    White transformers😂

  • @travisjordan3853

    @travisjordan3853

    3 ай бұрын

    @@rb9882 So basically Tracks from the original cartoon.

  • @trashboat115

    @trashboat115

    3 ай бұрын

    More like power rangers or iron man

  • @Cationna
    @Cationna3 ай бұрын

    Bro I've literally been looking for this Pitch Meeting for months now, for some reason i kept forgetting it didn't exist and my brain insisted it's one of the funniest ones ever. Now my reality has been realigned. Thank you.

  • @patron8597
    @patron85973 ай бұрын

    The casts of this movie is truly something. It's like they based it on that "white, blonde, blue eyed pharaoh" meme, before that was a meme. It was clearly ahead of it's time.

  • @sean8276

    @sean8276

    2 ай бұрын

    the pharaohs were pale and blue eyed, when the slaves revolted the pharaoh fled Egypt as the fictional Moses. The pharoahs are the zionists

  • @St3v3P76
    @St3v3P763 ай бұрын

    I actually worked on this movie! I was scottish slave number 17 in the credits.

  • @GigglingStoners

    @GigglingStoners

    3 ай бұрын

    Wow wow wow... wow.

  • @user-zz6be6ld8d

    @user-zz6be6ld8d

    3 ай бұрын

    Amazing... then what happend?

  • @unclecreepy4185

    @unclecreepy4185

    3 ай бұрын

    Ya did a wee fine job, laddy. Now we know why the Egyptian pyramids weren’t crap! They were Scottish.

  • @blerd-ish

    @blerd-ish

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@unclecreepy4185😂😂 no

  • @ApequH

    @ApequH

    3 ай бұрын

    Wow wow wow... wow!!

  • @siimtokke3461
    @siimtokke34613 ай бұрын

    Writer guy- "Now Beck and Horus have to stop him or the whole flat Earth will be destroyed." Producer guy- "Oh, the Earth is flat?" Writer guy- "You got to inject a little bit of realism into fantasy piece." Prdoucer guy- "What?" Well, I died.

  • @2st486

    @2st486

    3 ай бұрын

    whats fun is that the flat disc in space is actualy a mockery of the so called flatearthers. the whole point of that thing is that outer space is a scam. the more you know

  • @sohamdas4974

    @sohamdas4974

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂I almost choked

  • @pochaze671

    @pochaze671

    3 ай бұрын

    one perfect pitch !...😂

  • @death5talker45

    @death5talker45

    3 ай бұрын

    Comedy Gold 😂😂

  • @davidgantenbein9362

    @davidgantenbein9362

    3 ай бұрын

    Luckily Ra brought you back at the end

  • @secuter
    @secuter3 ай бұрын

    The activation of the gag reflex was on point and hilarious 😂

  • @captobvious551
    @captobvious5513 ай бұрын

    "Stupid snake" is now my favourite joke😂

  • @pufferfancyfish

    @pufferfancyfish

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey he was a snake bachelor don’t badmouth him like that

  • @captobvious551

    @captobvious551

    2 ай бұрын

    @pufferfancyfish oh my bad......... Should have fallen in love though, silly snake

  • @pufferfancyfish

    @pufferfancyfish

    2 ай бұрын

    @@captobvious551 understandable even some of the greatest alpha bachelor snakes have moments of clouded judgement rip giga snake

  • @captobvious551

    @captobvious551

    2 ай бұрын

    I have to admit, he was an inspiration to all the bachelor snakes out there. He will not be missed

  • @JarethGT
    @JarethGT3 ай бұрын

    "They're gonna have to battle a Playstation 2 minotaur" LOL I'm dead

  • @davidcornell4463

    @davidcornell4463

    3 ай бұрын

    "We've NEVER done that before and nobody else has either. Ever." Dwayne Johnson: "Um, yeah they have. Ever seen The Mummy Returns?"

  • @ObsidianBehemoth

    @ObsidianBehemoth

    3 ай бұрын

    I thought I killed that thing in Pandora's Temple.

  • @r-a-ray

    @r-a-ray

    3 ай бұрын

    You should get that looked at - doesn't sound healthy.

  • @TheFenwayman1912

    @TheFenwayman1912

    3 ай бұрын

    Dead? Are you dead? If you are dead, did someone else write that comment for you?

  • @davidcornell4463

    @davidcornell4463

    3 ай бұрын

    @@TheFenwayman1912 Writing comments on KZread videos when you're dead is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @chalk-one
    @chalk-one3 ай бұрын

    I worked on this films production. It was a great experience. Certainly a very interesting experience. They paid my wages on time and the catering wasn't too bad.

  • @troubadour723

    @troubadour723

    3 ай бұрын

    That's actually the most positive thing I've heard about working on a Hollywood production.

  • @dawnfire82

    @dawnfire82

    3 ай бұрын

    'They paid me and fed me when we had to work through meals' is, like, the bare minimum of most jobs...

  • @chalk-one

    @chalk-one

    3 ай бұрын

    @@dawnfire82 it was shot in Sydney. There are some workplace/employment regulations they couldn't avoid.

  • @michaelperkola391

    @michaelperkola391

    3 ай бұрын

    ​​@@chalk-one American oligarch #1: We told workers to bow down to us or become wage slaves. American oligarch #2: What did we do with workers who bowed down to us? American oligarch #1: We made them wage slaves but gave them 4% matching on their 401K.

  • @foxbruner

    @foxbruner

    3 ай бұрын

    If the staff got paid and nobody got hurt, then I think we're all winners. Except producer guy and his 140 million dollar investment

  • @francisco_m7849
    @francisco_m78493 ай бұрын

    Ryan, I think this was one of the best ones you have done in a while and I love them all but this one for some reason you’re comedic timing was just beautiful. I was laughing all the way through thank you thank you for making these for all of us here on KZread, I appreciate it. I appreciate your humor just keep going man breast recover. Can’t wait to see you on the next one.

  • @saif_ak_comedy
    @saif_ak_comedy3 ай бұрын

    as an Egyptian, I LOVED this review /pitch

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan763 ай бұрын

    1:06 Subverting the audience’s expectations is tight!

  • @melonetankberry5211

    @melonetankberry5211

    3 ай бұрын

    subverting producer guy is tight.

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    3 ай бұрын

    It's super wow wow wow...wow

  • @fortytwo244

    @fortytwo244

    3 ай бұрын

    Wow

  • @dr.krimson1010

    @dr.krimson1010

    3 ай бұрын

    @@melonetankberry5211Ooohh, my god.

  • @fortytwo244

    @fortytwo244

    3 ай бұрын

    @@LuisSierra42 wow Wow wow Wow

  • @Validus241
    @Validus2413 ай бұрын

    "Okay so they've killed the snake bachelor and now what do they do?" My new favorite line from Pitch Meetings. It's going to take Ryan some doing to top that one.

  • @mrnice4434

    @mrnice4434

    3 ай бұрын

    bachelor snakes a tight!

  • @ninjulian5634

    @ninjulian5634

    3 ай бұрын

    the moment i heard it, i knew that this is my new favourite sentence. xD

  • @JonR4m

    @JonR4m

    3 ай бұрын

    Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @craig5322

    @craig5322

    3 ай бұрын

    That one made me laugh out loud

  • @MusicoftheDamned

    @MusicoftheDamned

    3 ай бұрын

    Poor snake bachelor. Trying to live his best life only to get killed by some godly hussy probably could have just put him to sleep for a while instead. Goodnight, ssssssweet prince.

  • @OmDahake
    @OmDahake2 ай бұрын

    'snake bachelor' and 'the power was inside him all along' was the best bit

  • @longdongjohnson814
    @longdongjohnson8143 ай бұрын

    When it came out, I watched this movie together with my brother, who I haven´t really talked to for a long time. We realized how bad it was, had a good laugh and got a little bit drunk. Thank you Mr. George for showing me the movie again.

  • @chartheposs

    @chartheposs

    2 ай бұрын

    Thats such a wholesome story 😊. Hopefully you and your brother are on good terms!

  • @elheber
    @elheber3 ай бұрын

    I spit my drink at the "inside him all along" retching joke. The gag gag, if you will.

  • @LizzieSAusten

    @LizzieSAusten

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you for that, I may die of laughter because of you and Ryan combined and I'd die happy x)

  • @crazypetec-130fe7

    @crazypetec-130fe7

    3 ай бұрын

    ... or even if you won't.

  • @LizzieSAusten

    @LizzieSAusten

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@crazypetec-130fe7 Yeah, I am still alive and ready to laugh some more 😊

  • @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    @Spider-Man-xu5hm

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@LizzieSAustenok...

  • @LizzieSAusten

    @LizzieSAusten

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Spider-Man-xu5hm Go spidey go!

  • @gustaveriksson113
    @gustaveriksson1133 ай бұрын

    These pitch meetings keep getting better and better. I loved the "actually.."-subversion, the almost throw up and some other things I noticed.

  • @Will-fk2dk
    @Will-fk2dk3 ай бұрын

    "Ok, so they've killed the Snake Bachelor..." is a sentence I definitely never thought I would hear. But now that I have, I am so glad I did!😂😂

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements80103 ай бұрын

    i was super into egyptian mythology when this released, i kept pointing out the flaws when we bought the dvd xD

  • @craigstaley352

    @craigstaley352

    3 ай бұрын

    So you talked nonstop during the movie, then?

  • @mysteryfan15
    @mysteryfan153 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: we've actually known the earth was round since around the 5th century B.C. The Greeks figured it out mathematically. They even got pretty close to calculating the actual size.

  • @davidgantenbein9362

    @davidgantenbein9362

    3 ай бұрын

    I read Ovid in school (Roman poet from the 1st century BC), it was funny how he actually depicted a round Earth as a ball swimming in the ocean, with only the top being above the water. With this depiction he basically transformed the knowledge of the Earth being round back into a virtually flat Earth for how people think the Earth is. Kind of eye opening that knowing the Earth is round doesn’t necessarily mean that they fully understood all the implications and why none of them dared sailing to America.

  • @sharaxo

    @sharaxo

    3 ай бұрын

    It's actually interesting because in the 8 century BCE the section of the Bible that the book of Isaiah is from says the earth was round. 300 years before the Greeks.

  • @LincolnDWard

    @LincolnDWard

    3 ай бұрын

    It was basically once people started sailing long distances over seas and oceans (not just up and down rivers).

  • @taylorbrecht8049

    @taylorbrecht8049

    3 ай бұрын

    There was a story where a Greek dude in bc times looked out on a dock and saw a ship coming in. He noticed the top of the ship showed up before the front of the ship and thought "hang on, if the earth is flat, why do we see the tops of things before the fronts?" 15th century Christians couldn't figure that one out

  • @AnnoyingMoose

    @AnnoyingMoose

    3 ай бұрын

    So, Writer Guy is a Flat Earther - that explains a lot!

  • @brianhawkins8397
    @brianhawkins83973 ай бұрын

    America loved “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”. They tolerated “The Golden Bachelor”. Now for America’s newest phenomenon: “Snake Bachelor” coming this fall to ABC.

  • @paradoxlaboratories8005
    @paradoxlaboratories80053 ай бұрын

    The custom outros for each video that you have been doing lately are a nice touch.

  • @jdoggfivethousand
    @jdoggfivethousand3 ай бұрын

    Love your videos! Please do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! It'll be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. I am going to comment this for as long as you make these, until you make it. I will never give up. This is my sixty-fifth attempt.

  • @ShaneT5S
    @ShaneT5S3 ай бұрын

    I love this movie. The best review is "Sure, that sounds like a string of events"

  • @Mlie606
    @Mlie6063 ай бұрын

    4:00 Almost barf, made me actually laugh out loud! Epic content as always!

  • @carlosasantosr
    @carlosasantosr3 ай бұрын

    Looking forward the Pitch Meeting of "Poor Things". That's gonna be TIGHT! Greetings from Colombia. 🇨🇴

  • @tomspiegel5322
    @tomspiegel53223 ай бұрын

    "Actually, YEP." Reminds me of a Groucho Marx bit in a Cerberus comic I read a while back. A character resembling Groucho was dividing up land with a character resembling Chico, and... Groucho: "And then we'll divide the land right here, along this _viaduct."_ Chico: "Sho', 'atsa fine." Groucho looks at the 4th Wall and says to the reader: "Don't ask me why, but I could've sworn he was about to say something else."

  • @darrens3
    @darrens33 ай бұрын

    That disjointed explanation of not needing the eye followed by the gag reflex absolutely slayed me. I know you did a gag gag a while back but this was even funnier again. It was like watching two guys brains break one after the other.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu3 ай бұрын

    When I heard about this movie and saw the trailer, I was so excited! I LOVE Egyptian mythology and lore. I should have left it there and kept the overjoyed feeling.

  • @jjoshaugh

    @jjoshaugh

    3 ай бұрын

    Defeating Set with Semen smeared Lettuce is TIGHT! What, that's not in the Movie?

  • @patron8597

    @patron8597

    3 ай бұрын

    Well, just rewatch the Mummy or Papyrus the animated series or something.

  • @ressljs

    @ressljs

    3 ай бұрын

    @@jjoshaugh Dang it, you beat me to it. An accurate Gods of Egypt movie would be way more weird and gross.

  • @jjoshaugh

    @jjoshaugh

    3 ай бұрын

    @@ressljs Probably would be an... uh... "Unique" movie to watch though. "Movies today are all the same!" "Ok, hear me out..." :D

  • @ressljs

    @ressljs

    3 ай бұрын

    @@jjoshaugh Reactions to an accurate Egyptian mythology movie - Normal America, "OH MY GOD!!!" Deep in Appalachia, "I can totally relate."

  • @ricardogoncalves164
    @ricardogoncalves1643 ай бұрын

    The lighting is so much better now. Clear, but without flares. Keep it up!

  • @Insert_Bland_Name_Here
    @Insert_Bland_Name_Here3 ай бұрын

    "Actually... yep."' "Thought you were gonna say something else there." This was a bigger twist than most twists in big Hollywood movies these days...

  • @Dude-xb3xh
    @Dude-xb3xh3 ай бұрын

    3:27 i want to know what body parts he definitely doesn’t have in his cabinet

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat2383 ай бұрын

    0:15 imagine putting a guy in charge who’s last name is heresy and expecting him not to rebel against you

  • @TitularHeroine

    @TitularHeroine

    3 ай бұрын

    I don't like WH40K but that was really funny!!😂

  • @ibidesign
    @ibidesign3 ай бұрын

    I don't know how you do it but each episode is better than the last. Thanks!

  • @halfkinrainbolt7041
    @halfkinrainbolt70412 ай бұрын

    "I imagine stolen body parts are tight, I mean I don't have any in my filing cabinet" Wasn't expecting that! Thanks Ryan. Oh! And you did nail the ending!

  • @marcel1834
    @marcel18343 ай бұрын

    3:34 Oh the Earth is flat?? I think I'm gonna inject a little bit of realism to this fantasy piece. hahahahaha

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace20123 ай бұрын

    0:15 And put Horus in charge So, just several ladies of the night running the country? No, HORUS Not enough people talking about this golden joke.

  • @kitintime8375
    @kitintime83753 ай бұрын

    HILARIOUS FROM START TO END!!!! You’re a comedic genius my friend! Keep up the great work!!!!

  • @lonnieidk8002
    @lonnieidk80023 ай бұрын

    This channel really brings me joy

  • @matthewfarmer9500
    @matthewfarmer95003 ай бұрын

    It makes sense that this writer is a flat-earther

  • @oentrepreneur
    @oentrepreneur3 ай бұрын

    3:50 you know this movie is based on the Egyptian mythology where they believed that Ra sails across the sky with the sun everyday right? So how is the earth being flat in this movie a bad thing if it's being told from the perspective of the people who believed in this mythology?

  • @user-lb7sh5zj4e

    @user-lb7sh5zj4e

    2 ай бұрын

    There is no mentioning of earth being flat in Egyptian mythology 😂

  • @kenbo-2179
    @kenbo-21793 ай бұрын

    I've never even heard of this movie, yet you completely nailed it and I'm glad 😊

  • @CeasarLord1
    @CeasarLord13 ай бұрын

    Great outro George! Spot man, you really nailed it!

  • @BasicDrumming
    @BasicDrumming3 ай бұрын

    I appreciate you and thank you for making content.

  • @carlackersii
    @carlackersii3 ай бұрын

    “They’ve killed the shake bachelor” is my new favorite line

  • @Emilia_Inkheart
    @Emilia_Inkheart3 ай бұрын

    Hey Ryan, so I just watched Fracture (2007) for the first time, and there is one plotpoint there that was driving me absolutely madddd! Would love to see you do a pitch meeting for that!!

  • @joseponce4122
    @joseponce41223 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 you make my day with this one. You hit it out of the park. Saludos from Guatemala ❤

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws3 ай бұрын

    This is great because I only recently watched this movie, so it's very fresh in my mind.

  • @lambdacore12
    @lambdacore123 ай бұрын

    Man, your comedy is getting more fiery by the day!💥💥💥

  • @krtodd1
    @krtodd118 күн бұрын

    Excellently done!

  • @mekman4
    @mekman43 ай бұрын

    Great Stuff, as always!

  • @thomasleonardis711
    @thomasleonardis7113 ай бұрын

    These are always fantastic but this one was a banger.

  • @derryckd8116
    @derryckd81163 ай бұрын

    Loving the new lighting!

  • @idongesitusen5764
    @idongesitusen57643 ай бұрын

    U did nail that.

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski11603 ай бұрын

    I had not even heard of this movie. Does not stop me from enjoying the Pitch Meeting😊

  • @jfriesen39
    @jfriesen393 ай бұрын

    Holy shit I've waited years for this one and you did not disappoint. Bravo!

  • @matthewbrady9342
    @matthewbrady93423 ай бұрын

    This is really good work.

  • @pennywaldrip3774
    @pennywaldrip37743 ай бұрын

    You need to do a pitch meeting for "Smokin' Aces". I love that movie so much I can't possibly find potholes that most certainly exist.

  • @joefelice5062
    @joefelice50623 ай бұрын

    Never heard of this movie. Thanks Pitch Meeting!!

  • @leeh6317
    @leeh63173 ай бұрын

    lol! Awesome as always. But GOE is a fun Saturday afternoon watch…I suggest drinking whilst watching though…

  • @EndPoliticalCorruption
    @EndPoliticalCorruption2 ай бұрын

    3:45 - 4:05. I was close! Was thinking power of love/friendship... with a similar reaction. 😆

  • @boucher4.jp3g
    @boucher4.jp3g3 ай бұрын

    i think one of my favorite new additions in these is the “well that may as well happen” 😅

  • @erikg8526
    @erikg85263 ай бұрын

    You *did* nail it buddy, you *did* nail it.

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary3 ай бұрын

    Mr George, you are reaching unforseen levels of amazingness. Turns out the power was inside you all along.

  • @skylarmccune9242

    @skylarmccune9242

    3 ай бұрын

    *sudden retching* 🤣

  • @sylverscale

    @sylverscale

    3 ай бұрын

    Wuargh 🤢 😂

  • @MJW98101
    @MJW981013 ай бұрын

    From the same great writers that would give us morbius and madam web 🎉

  • @derrickbuhonick3105
    @derrickbuhonick31053 ай бұрын

    Lol great as always… could you do some more older movies in the future? Like I’d love to see the Exorcist or Texas Chainsaw Massacre pitch meeting lol

  • @ADavid42
    @ADavid423 ай бұрын

    you save me so much money and time. thank you

  • @Pizzifrizzo
    @Pizzifrizzo3 ай бұрын

    I've been waiting years for this Pitch Meeting and I didn't even know it!

  • @Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq
    @Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq3 ай бұрын

    2:08 sounds exactly like the rules when I played Dungeons & Dragons! But to many movie makers use uninformed mythology to prevent any real boundaries in the story.

  • @MrGoodkatable
    @MrGoodkatable3 ай бұрын

    This was amazing

  • @interstaffing
    @interstaffing3 ай бұрын

    1:04 *BOOM* subverted expectations. Love it! cheers

  • @benjaminbishop2149
    @benjaminbishop21493 ай бұрын

    Nailed it!!

  • @HatedHero
    @HatedHero3 ай бұрын

    Kind words and compliments.

  • @misterringer
    @misterringer3 ай бұрын

    Best one in awhile. This movie deserves a golden something for it's prime pitch material.

  • @Unalochy
    @Unalochy3 ай бұрын

    Nailed it! 🤜🤛

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