I heard that this movie was so bad, the real Gods of Egypt sued.

@Seangalanti

3 жыл бұрын

How much

@TheKing-qz9wd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seangalanti Enough gold to cap another pyramid and plate some of its sides.

@DogOfHades

3 жыл бұрын

They sent the Covid plague

@redragon1990

3 жыл бұрын

Only the kangs spread this rumour

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Thot: I am composing, give me a moment... ANUBIS, DO NOT RELEASE AMMIT!

Bad Guy-"In a thousand years of peace what have you accomplished?".......... Good guy-...."Ummm a thousand years of peace?"

@samuelhunter4631

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@JeffreyThrash

3 жыл бұрын

Call me cynical, but even 10 years of peace seems like a monumental achievement.

@naamadossantossilva4736

3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffreyThrash It's not.But 100 ....

@dusanrenat5567

3 жыл бұрын

*Will's voice* That's not good enough!

@Torus2112

3 жыл бұрын

A huge fuckoff city made of pure marble? A solid gold statue of liberty?

Revisiting this video after watching morbius. Somehow these two writers were able to make ALL the same mistakes writing Morbius...

@annexamv2776

2 жыл бұрын

They morbed us good,...!

@saiasi1579

2 жыл бұрын

You mean morbius did the opposite that's why it's so good right

@user-fr3us1vi8o

2 жыл бұрын

@@saiasi1579 No, the creators of Morbius deliberately added mistakes and clichés in the film in order to lower itnto a lower lever, so that us, the average viewers can comprehend it

@saiasi1579

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fr3us1vi8o thank you for correcting my foolish mistake and making me realize the true genius of morbius

@jart1984

2 жыл бұрын

they morbed too hard 😔

“How do you kill the desert?”. Well, you release Anakin Skywalker ofcourse.

@Spartan3D213

2 жыл бұрын

How to kill a sith Lord... With another sith Lord.

@louisehelgesson5471

2 жыл бұрын

That is correct.

@penkinodenuevo7468

2 жыл бұрын

Hehe, Anakin in middle of the desert kicking and slashing sand with pure rage, while cents of Egyptians are watching him.

@blackc1479

2 жыл бұрын

In fairness, the sand would kick his ass

@lordmorklen5166

2 жыл бұрын

@@penkinodenuevo7468 like the story of Caligula waging a war against Neptune by sending troops to stab the shit outta the ocean with spears and swords. Pointless as all hell, but to be a fly on that wall as he came up with the plan must have been funny af.

The sad thing is that Egyptian mythology is actually an incredibly interesting story.

@sparklingwaters4034

3 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt is the proof of that.

@MouldMadeMind

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparklingwaters4034 that comment hurts.

@needhelprecoveringmygoogle1794

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparklingwaters4034 that's from the bible.

@ihaveproblemsitstrue6952

3 жыл бұрын

They went for the Lion King trope which made a lot more sense in mythology then it did here. They could’ve gone with the forbidden love trope with Geb and Nut.

@randomblackhole9933

3 жыл бұрын

Semen is poisonous

What irritates me the most isn’t anything discussed in this review, it’s that they used Cobra Lilies, a plant that grows naturally only in California, as part of their Egyptian garden set design.

@filipmaly6603

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we all need put our line in the sand somewhere I guess...

@Robyamdam

3 жыл бұрын

That's the most James may thing I've heard and it came from someone who probably doesn't know who James may is

@iusedtowrite6667

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robyamdam James May would probably give you a history on the actual flowers that should be used in the decoration, while Clarkson would run over a flowerbed with a car screaming Power, while Richard would've already caused an accident

@scadwea9109

3 жыл бұрын

@@iusedtowrite6667 and Matt LeBlanc comes along and puts everyone to sleep

@smurfsmurf10

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most nitpicky complaints I have ever heard for a movie, and I love it

Personally I feel like the director made this movie either with inspiration from how a narrative action game develops or had the intention of turning this movie into a video game; where all the extra items they had to get were side quests.

@michaelgum97

3 жыл бұрын

Did the director not understand the meaning of the term "side quest"?

I absolutely love how Nikolaj is always referred to as Jamie Lannister in almost every video essay on a movie he’s in. Seriously talented actor with some really great movies (Shot Caller) but always referred to his Lannister heritage. Long live the Kingslayer.

@Magneticlaw

Жыл бұрын

I named my Russian tortoise after him because he's so good - no joke. 🐢

“A terrible film, but a beautiful screensaver.” Sounds about right.

@NcrXnbi

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a good screensaver, it makes me want to puke every time I remember this movie exists.

@chasehedges6775

3 жыл бұрын

@@NcrXnbi Agreed. One of the worst films of 2016. And let's not forget 2016 was a pretty bad year for films. I mean, yeah, we got some good films(Moana, Zootopia, Central Intelligence etc), but for the most part... ouch.

@kyotheman69

3 жыл бұрын

140M dollar screen saver

@Mojavekight17

3 жыл бұрын

Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.

@Raccon_Detective.

3 жыл бұрын

Zack snyder in a nutshell

Apparently being a God just means you're taller than most people, sure thing

@cerulean1808

3 жыл бұрын

than*

@thesexybatman263

3 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair that's what aztecs probably thought when they saw vikings for the first time, and again when meeting the spaniards.

@m3lpp

3 жыл бұрын

suniis OI SHIIIII GUYS WE HAVE A GRAMMAR POLICE HEREEEEE

@filon738

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesexybatman263 The Aztecs never met the vikings, as the Aztec culture didn't even exist then. The vikings also landed in Newfoundland, not central America

@bencross5688

3 жыл бұрын

they're all secretly primarchs

They look more like Romans rather then Egyptians

@snoopy_peanuts_77

3 жыл бұрын

per usual lol

@danbeaulieu2130

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the classic Grogyptalonian trait. Mash all of ancient history into one lump. Ignore timelines, context, and any historical facts, while focusing on famous names... and boobs. Lots of boobs

@gamerstheater1187

3 жыл бұрын

Rome conquered Egypt so it makes sense

@grifcheese1076

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamerstheater1187 are you slow?

@CourtneyMaria2

2 жыл бұрын

In Egyptian mythology the Egyptian gods and goddesses have/ are depicted with gold skin. But I would have almost the whole cast being people of colour rather then all the main characters being white, but this is if I wrote the movie.

I love how you refer to the main characters as ‘Jaime Lannister’ and ‘Henry Turner’. At least these two characters were a little memorable.

Looks like a mishmash of '300', 'Prince of Persia', 'Exodus: Gods and Kings', and 'Clash of the Titans' all got blended in a toilet bowl.

@Neon_Ghost1

3 жыл бұрын

That got doused in bleach

@icecold1805

3 жыл бұрын

And that's probably not accidental, like that's the point.

@michaeldriggers7681

3 жыл бұрын

Add Transformer turd in there and I think you got it.

@helenoftroy6265

3 жыл бұрын

A 140 million dollar toilet.

@augustthepineapple

3 жыл бұрын

It was

I teach screenwriting at a community college, and we dissected this video as we discussed story structure and characterization. The students determined that all of their screenplays for the year should include a climactic third-act appearance by the space worm.

@ianleguizamon

3 жыл бұрын

Why? HAHA

@DarknessIsThePath

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you failed them all lmao

@danhogan1963

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianleguizamon Why the space worm? Or why dissect this video? Either way, I think the answer was because it was hilarious.

@Pl4sm4Ro4ch

3 жыл бұрын

Every movie needs a giant space worm or giant world ending beam of light to have tension and urgency. /s

@KnakuanaRka

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarknessIsThePath I think they were joking >w

I remember watching this movie and thinking, "who put all these Romans in my Egypt movie?" My second thought was that it seemed like someone wrote a big Egyptian mythology fanfiction (but they didn't pay attention in mythology class and instead used video games as their source).

@supernova5293

Жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity, what race/ethnicity did you want them to be?

@jaideepshekhar4621

Жыл бұрын

@@supernova5293 I'm sure they wanted everyone to be black. LOL.

@TheHowlingEye

10 ай бұрын

@@supernova5293 African maybe?

@supernova5293

10 ай бұрын

@@TheHowlingEye ‘African’ isn’t a race. If you mean “black”, then you should know Egypt was never a black nation.

This movie had so much potential. There are so many myths from around the world that either never get films made about them or get a horrible adaptation

The worst part of the movie was the excellent actors who delivered great performances in every scene, making the movie just compelling enough to sit through despite disappointment after disappointment. It kind of feels like the CGI and action scenes were filmed before the script was written.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

İndeed. Most were great in some scenes where they had a window of opportunity to act. Those scenes were like eating sweet sour dishes first time, on an empty stomach. Like what the ... did I ingest/saw? There were moments I loved every character (haven't seen much of Isis and very few from Osiris so beside them. Even Seth's wife sitting there was a good act. But then wings...... Aaaanyways)

@emalali9447

3 жыл бұрын

What script? Everything revolved around the CGI scenes. I think Michael Bay directed this movie and wrote the "script".

@oliverhardy9464

3 жыл бұрын

I think most of them only knew their part (which is the case for most movies) instead of the whole plot because trust me, they probably didn't sign up for that.

@cipher88101

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because Hollywood writers stopped doing anything approaching the quality of the CGI, actors, wardrobe, and every other department in their industry.

@southofheck

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how they get you. Great actors and casting can sell and otherwise awful script, and giving the more passive watchers some cool visuals to look at can sell a movie a lot of the time. That’s how movies like the Tranformers series do as well as they do.

The accurate thing they got was anubis, since the dude in mythology is actually just a dogman doing his job. (he also work with his daughter which he loves dearly)

@thewhompingwampa2671

3 жыл бұрын

Anubis and Hades both get the short end of the stick when it comes to Hollywood representation. The only Gods who stay out of everybody's else's shit and they get portrayed as the BBEG.

@glebbokhan9777

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewhompingwampa2671 which makes me think it'd make a great movie plot: A bunch of heroes gear up and collect McGuffins to go fight Anubis/Hades but when they arrive Anubis/Hades is like "wtf? get outta here and let me do my job!". Then a plot twist where they realize they should be fighting whoever sent them to Anubis/Hades in the first place - and that somebody took control over their own land in the meantime. Our heroes travel back, big fight, sequel bait, roll credits

@Bloink

3 жыл бұрын

@@glebbokhan9777 They get back and go "tf, the dog guy was just some dude", and the guy who sent them goes "must've been fake news, sorry bois mb" and the protagonist makes a post-modern speech on the importance of fact checking your sources in todays modern age of tablet carvings

@ToneysReviews

3 жыл бұрын

Anubis is actually a Greek word and he is half jackal/man. So basically, a jackman. Wait? Would Wolverine have saved this movie?!?!?!?

@disguisedcentennial835

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, in mythology, they’re not dog men hybrids. The drawings represent both aspects of the gods. Anubis can be a man or a jackal. He’s not a Jackal Man. He can take either form. The image then portrays that.

The worst part of the movie to me is that every character get a “too good” ending. Beck could have sacrifice himself and died and that would make the ending slightly better

I actually watched this two months ago. The Snyder Cut was four bloody hours and even that felt quicker than this film.

The one thing I like about this movie is that it wasn't yet ANOTHER egyptian mythology themed movie where Anubis was the bad guy.

@azuki_O

3 жыл бұрын

In American gods, Anubis is not the bad guy , so that's pretty cool

@moondar841

3 жыл бұрын

@@azuki_O most american movies I know of portray him as a bad guy so it's always nice when you find an exception to that trend. Can't say I've heard of that movie though

@zenituragaming5043

3 жыл бұрын

@@moondar841 not a movie a television series

@moondar841

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenituragaming5043 eh, about the same thing really. TV series tend to be a little more accurate.

@lalehiandeity1649

3 жыл бұрын

Yugioh: Pyramid of Light showed us a completely different take on Anubis as the villain, so at least it was refreshing.

"Why?" "To drink it." wow, that's the kind of writing that wins awards right there. Bloody brilliant.

@chasehedges6775

3 жыл бұрын

Such brilliance. Best Dialogue since: O HAI MARK.

@Doctor-Infinite

3 жыл бұрын

That gives off the same energy as *"People Die When They are Killed"*

@Cryogenius333

3 жыл бұрын

ThEY FLai NAO!!

@KeithFraser82

3 жыл бұрын

"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs." (From the live-action Last Airbender)

I love how filmento actually explains how to fail instead of pointing out its problems like other failure movies

the actors they picked are awesome in their roles, but if you're doing a story SPECIFICALLY set in one region of the world and you're literally rooting around in their ancient customs it might be a good idea for the actors you cast to look like they come from that area.

@mattchlessgaming

2 жыл бұрын

So who would you cast then?

@shakplay3992

2 жыл бұрын

lol you mean egyptian actors? you think they speak english well? some movies of hollywood are for global audience and english and hollywood actors are known worldwide. you should choose native actors if you are making some historical movie but when this movie itself take too much freedom and story is like more ancient than real egyptian civilization then its ok.

@thethrongler3070

2 жыл бұрын

@@shakplay3992 there are arab and sepcifically egyptian people who live and/or were born in the US my dude

@tetrasphere8165

2 жыл бұрын

Egypt was a melting pot. Light skin types seem to be the minority with the evidence we have but Europeans for example are the global minority. Also I've always found it funny how people forget that Egypt is right across from Europe. And guess who held onto the most history from ancient Egypt ? Southern Europe. People and cultures migrate through over time. Euro Americans for example. But I agree too many white people. And no blue or green people

@jpb2366

2 жыл бұрын

and the same people who complain about skin color in gods of egypt would praise black vikings ... SMH

I don't like sand, it's course and rough and it gets everywhere.

@hsonmari6665

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll take option D

@nunyabusiness776

3 жыл бұрын

Ok anakin

@warrenbuitendag5286

3 жыл бұрын

...in all the cracks

@tigulichu

3 жыл бұрын

Noob

@danhay8933

3 жыл бұрын

youre tearing me apart Lisa!!!

"WHAT DO YOU OFFER?" *Takes off dress* "Indeed...."

@TheKillianKanVT

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't watched this movie, but for some reason i thought she would do that.

@lonestarr1490

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKillianKanVT And I have to admit that I'd like to see it. I mean, what should I say. I'm a guy during lockdown and Courtney Eaton is Courtney Eaton. Couldn't act even if her life depends on it, but damn boobs, man. Come on, Hollywood. Play me like a fiddle.

@Drawnartist

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonestarr1490 you just made me laugh bro tks

@seanc9520

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh+1 Fiddle indeed 😬😬

@Zreen001

3 жыл бұрын

Then Horus disrobes "Mine's better"

I'm glad that I have a casual mindset when it comes to movies and usually enjoy most of what I watch.

@josoffat7649

2 жыл бұрын

you are part of the problem with why these types of movies get made 🖕

@Cereza-chan

2 жыл бұрын

@@josoffat7649 nah, fuck that, dumb movies are fun

@melk333

2 жыл бұрын

@@josoffat7649 some people just watch movies to watch them they don’t find the entertainment in over analyzing everything they literally just want to watch something fun and not look deep into it. Chill my man

@bushmonster1702

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a terrible film but still enjoyable in some areas. Not a film I’d want to watch again though.

@mihaimercenarul7467

29 күн бұрын

I feel bad for you

Remember seeing an ad for it on the side of a bus, and i remember thinking, that is gonna be the most soulless piece of sheit movie of all time.

The final boss of 2020: Gods of egypt 2

@kennethdzengedza8978

3 жыл бұрын

You are cruel

@svagglaorde4387

3 жыл бұрын

They better put Moses and God's 12 Plagues in that movie.

@egekazkayas8968

3 жыл бұрын

@@svagglaorde4387 casts the rock as moses

@Phantom-qr1ug

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'll take the alien invasion insted. At least then something interesting will actually happen.

@TikkyNoSurname

3 жыл бұрын

I just actually google-checked if this was true. Thank god it wasn't.

For me the worst was how non-divine the gods seemed. In a film called "Gods of Egypt". Horus is supposed to be the god of the heavens, but you never see him shooting lightning, raining, or using a tornado like a club. No god felt like a god. If they said they were just aliens, I would believe it. The only one who gave the presence of a god was Ra. He literally pulled the sun, using a boat, flying over a flat Earth, while fighting an eldritch abomination.

@foosbabaganoosh1

3 жыл бұрын

But they're kind of tall!! If that doesn't scream all-powerful gods I don't know what does!

@whynotdean8966

3 жыл бұрын

That's modern day Abrahamic religions talking. Gods weren't always all seeing, all powerful, all knowing. They were just people, but with mysterious extra powers. I agree they should have done more than battled in mech suits with swords. But I'm so glad they didn't start tossing mountains around. Imagine the clusterfuck if every god had some naturalistic power.

@rileycorrigan5593

3 жыл бұрын

@@whynotdean8966 Somewhat true, but not exactly. While the idea of omniscience and omnipotence have evolved with modern religions, gods have always been extraordinarily powerful forces that dictated the flow of the natural world. After all, religion was often used to describe any natural phenomenon not understood by BCE technology, which was most. An earthquake, plague, or drought could and would all be attributed to the anger of a god. In fact, it's arguable that most mythology *was* a clusterfuck due to the constant infighting among deities. Just look at the Iliad, for example.

@Real_MisterSir

3 жыл бұрын

@@foosbabaganoosh1 Me being 6ft3 and moved to Italy: "Maybe I am a god?"

@whynotdean8966

3 жыл бұрын

@Jonkathan P Obviously, they were gods. Divine influence is absolutely nothing compared to omnipotence.

I'm so happy to see that I'm not alone in saying I honestly enjoyed the shit out of this movie. I understand what he is saying, but it didn't matter to me. The theme, the gods, the way they portrayed things in a non standard Egyptian mythology. It all worked for me. And with no real other movies in recent history to fill the "Egyptian God action movie" role, this movie was good enough for me and my wife to both enjoy quite a bit.

@jaideepshekhar4621

Жыл бұрын

He just seems to be ridiculously nitpicking. For example, "they didn't show their powers at the start" like WHAT???

@Darryldesiderium

9 ай бұрын

Exactly..This movie was good...Some movies dont hit right of the get go but years later people go back n watch n the profits are made..its like music,some music hit way after the initial release..people just like to hate n as we've seen he is nit picking n hating on the movie as it was the trend

@mihaimercenarul7467

29 күн бұрын

​Umm no this movie was garbage

@mihaimercenarul7467

29 күн бұрын

Kiddo I feel bad for you

I just found out about this movie. And I looked up a clip from it to see what it was about. The dialogue alone was putting me to sleep, and it was only a six minute clip. So I praise you for taking the time to watch the entire movie. Can’t imagine how boring it must have been.

"A thousand years of Peace! What have you accomplished?" Well, a thousand years of peace sounds like a major accomplishment to me! So why we wanna replace this guy?

@101jir

3 жыл бұрын

Seth was the god of chaos. Pretty sure it is just who he was to hate anything status quo. Of course, afaik that's the actual mythology, not the movie.

@happyjohn354

3 жыл бұрын

because long term peace is stagnation without struggle what is your motivation to do better and do the next big thing? to create and invent? remember necessity is the mother of invention and if nothing bad is going on there really not much necessity to do anything but the bare minimum...might as well be a farm animal... just like long term warfare is detrimental to a society long term peace comes with its own ills...

@MrlspPrt

3 жыл бұрын

@@happyjohn354 I was writing a comment against your arguments, then I see KZread rules and I get it, that's why the world it's too f*cked today, we live in a world with more peace than never before and well... looking at all those Twitter/Tumblr stupids I get your point, we need another conflict.

@Zarastro54

3 жыл бұрын

@@happyjohn354 That's a fallacious line of reasoning.

@pauloazuela8488

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrlspPrt Don't worry we have Covid-19 now

“This is how to make a terrible movie!” *Terrible Writing Advice wants to know your location*

@kyotheman69

3 жыл бұрын

terrible everything, even making it forgettable, this train wreck came and went, if it wasn't for this video i would of just gone on not remembering

@chasehedges6775

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyotheman69 Hey, look on the bright side: Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung did a good job even though they were given very little to work with.

@coolgreenbug7551

3 жыл бұрын

Terrible Writing Advice is the class, These videos are case studies

@Mojavekight17

3 жыл бұрын

Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.

@mohawkmeteor7189

3 жыл бұрын

Haha exactly my thought

It’s funny that all the Egyptian art in the film depicts dark skinned people, but majority of the cast.

@xironevarus576

2 жыл бұрын

It actually depends on the era. Egypt had multi toned rulars throughout history. It pretty much stayed in the lighter range after Rome though

@xironevarus576

2 жыл бұрын

Mind you I say lighter I never said Caucasian

@rustic2975

2 жыл бұрын

@@xironevarus576 the cast looks nothing like Egyptians

@thehypest6118

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I saw a single NorthEast African in the entire film ahaha

11:12 to be fair the battle against the snake is a part of egyptian mythology where ra has to fight it off every night to prevent it from eating him

@depressed_firefly

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, but it supposed to be giant serpent, not something looks like worms from Hobbit who ate earth

@boogieman3386

3 жыл бұрын

@@depressed_firefly yeah thats true

Filmento: This is how the movie starts.... Me: PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION Filmento: Shows exposition Me: Sigh....

@Daniel-yy3ty

3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember this "masterpiece", so when he said that and had the serpent clip on I thought "what's the problem with this? It looks good for a start" then he put the actual first scene... zzz

@kyotheman69

3 жыл бұрын

anyone even remember this movie? I forgot it totally existed, that's tribute now much it FAILED

@luigicampo4008

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyotheman69 I didn't even knew it existed in the first place.

@Jacob-wu3if

3 жыл бұрын

Is there any good movie that has annoying exposition in the beginning?

@amp8295

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-wu3if Probably? Not sure

This was like an episode of Terrible Writing Advice.

@MrlspPrt

3 жыл бұрын

With less advertising...

@islaydragons1563

3 жыл бұрын

MrlspPrt Yeah but it’s missing the crucial element! Something every story needs! A LOVE TRIANGLE!

@dmaxcustom

3 жыл бұрын

@@islaydragons1563 Jesus... I spat my beer.

@mlk0-0

3 жыл бұрын

That channel is a gem

@Manglet762

3 жыл бұрын

Terrible filming advice.

After watching a few of these videos, it makes me so happy to know that I enjoy movies and do not dissect them like if all of them had to be Oscar worthy, well-crafted masterpieces. Sometimes you want to eat a hot-dog and not a fancy lobster.

@shadymello9146

2 жыл бұрын

Well you kinda develops inside you after you consume a lot of movies and series

@mihaimercenarul7467

29 күн бұрын

So you are brainless

"Let's run through this entire movie from the first act to the third act, and touch on every bigger dumb studio choice made in it, as well as the negative effect they carry." I'm surprised the video is somehow shorter than the movie.

The "spaceworm fight" pissed me off because by even Egyptian mythology, it was Set himself who fought off said worm (Apophis) to allow Ra to bring the sun to us every day, which they completely left out in the film and could've actually brought depth to Set's character, but instead he's just... "bad guy because uh... bad guy."

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

what were you expecting honestly? you knew exactly what this movie was going to be like by just looking at anything related to it.

@miasuarez856

3 жыл бұрын

Actually is the only part of the movie that I liked. I've never thought that Hollywood will made a scene about the fight of the gods against Apophis

Let's be honest, there's one thing this movie have done pretty well: How to make awsome saint seiya live action armours. Hell yeah!

@hihi-nm3uy

3 жыл бұрын

yeah some of those armours were pretty badass, ngl

@tedjomuljono3052

3 жыл бұрын

I like the armors from the CG saint seiya movie instead, no, not the netflix Saint Seiya

@Pigsama

3 жыл бұрын

@@tedjomuljono3052 the Netflix armours are nice too! Just the plot sucks.

@levi_snowfractal6062

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pigsama I admit Netflix Saint Seiya is not good, but it's my guilty pleasure, lmao I haven't seen the latest eps, but I saw the first batch in one go.

@doggo_87__60

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought the first time I saw the trailer

11:31 wait... did this movie just showed that Earth is flat?? If there are people who loved this movie, they would be flat-earthers!

I actually remember watching this in cinema, and I thought its okay at the time because I don't really watch movies. But I dont really remember anything about it probably because I understood nothing. What I do remember though, was Chadwick Boseman doing multi-shadow clone jutsu in his introduction, and then answered some riddle by the Sphinx.

As an extra in this film (Set soldier) even we could tell it was going to be a stinker XD

@dreworyan5652

3 жыл бұрын

Well duh. But it’s a hella fun watch.

@gerard2434

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreworyan5652 not sure what point you’re trying to make other than you liked the movie, good for you?

@dreworyan5652

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerard2434 That’s is the point bud. You must have been fun on set 😂

@gerard2434

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreworyan5652 Yup almost as much fun as taking shirtless selfies mate

@dreworyan5652

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerard2434 Because I’m proud of my physical accomplishments and physical health (oh and it’s also my job.. I’m a PT but FUCK me rught??)? Sounds like you need a snickers protein bar and a trip to the gym my guy

I never thought *Raid: Shawdow Legends* had that much potential to become a movie 👍.

@hooliganz4385

3 жыл бұрын

bRoUgHt To YoU bY *RaId: ShAdOw LeGeNdS*

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer: Nothing in this Movie accrately depicts the Desert or Ways how to kill the Desert. Please dont learn from this.

@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 thank you man, i was actualy trying to kill the desert the way the movie told me to do

@thephoenixhasflown

2 жыл бұрын

Zing

@Swaggmire215

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

3:02 - Following the time-honoured movie-making magic of "Tell Don't Show", the producers apparently wished the audience to fall asleep before the movie even starts.

Watching this reminded me of Disney's "Hercules". In that, Hades was angry at his brother for essentially the same reason Set was angry at Ra: no respect, being stuck with a horrible existence while his brother had a great one. Hades also recruited the Titans to destroy Olympus just like Set used the space worm. Likewise, Hercules is like Horus in that he really doesn't have any demonstrable flaw he needs to overcome. Hercules and Horus both get their immortal powers back by doing something "unselfish". Having said that, I actually liked "Gods of Egypt" more than "Hercules".

This movie is as mythologically accurate as Marvel's Thor. Which is a real shame, because the story it seems to be based on, the _Contendings of Horus and Seth,_ is actually very good and could make a great movie if done properly.

@masterpenguin8472

3 жыл бұрын

Except MCU Thor was based on a comic book, this wasn't.

@ToaArcan

3 жыл бұрын

TBF they'd need to change the part where the victor is decided by jacking off over some lettuce.

@BrokensoulRider

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToaArcan Nah. Leave it in. that'd be great.

@JD43232

3 жыл бұрын

You actually dont know that. There used to be giant here on earth....they found the bones. Elongated skulls from pre-adamites maybe, annunaki, Draco or vrill reptillians. Our history is full of lies my friend. It could be more acurate than we think. but we dont know for sure

@nekrouni8497

3 жыл бұрын

JD182 The giant skeletons are not real, that was a hoax, you could easily google it. Shamans in one culture(can’t remember which one) elongated their skulls to be closer to the gods. Draco Reptilians, or lizard people is just a ridiculous notion. Vril is a sci-fi thing involving a controllable form of energy.

I just realised something (im a history nerd ) the colomns are made in the corinthian style wich originated in greece ...and we are in ancient egypt before Alexander the great hellenised the place

@TheAlgorath

3 жыл бұрын

That's Hella failure

@MuppetsSh0w

3 жыл бұрын

History nerd? You learn this shit at the age of 16 in school.

@alexandrebirk1948

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuppetsSh0w most people don't give a fuck about history especialy ancient so yes remembering this can be considered as being a history nerd

@fahadus

3 жыл бұрын

It's historically accurate because back when the earth was flat, time was an oblate spheroid.

@NepetasShippingWall1642

3 жыл бұрын

Aleksander Sikora i'm pretty sure you don't (at least not in my school)

My mother rented this when it came out as she would any other random movie of the week she’d find on Redbox at our local Piggly Wiggly, just to keep us entertained on Friday night. I watched it ONE time and yet every time I see one of the by-now hundreds of roast videos it’s garnered over the years in YT, I get a wash of dumb nostalgia 😭 Ah, to be young and easily entertained…

I remember both of their "personalities" well. Great casting! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The only thing this movie is missing is a giant mechanical spider.

@animefan2454

3 жыл бұрын

wild wild west?

@JiyoDoodle

3 жыл бұрын

**THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER**

@NelsonStJames

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference.

@christianlowman6644

3 жыл бұрын

I love an evening with Kevin Smith that show was hilarious!

@billwithers7457

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, a giant mechanical spider would have somehow improved this film.

This movie got a huge backlash for not casting Egyptian actors but after seeing the movie I think it safe to say that they dodged a 140 million $ worth bullet

@cdragon88

3 жыл бұрын

Egyptians should be thanking the Gods of Egypt they didn't have to act in this trash movie

@rio376

3 жыл бұрын

They white washed it! I 😷

@N0x1k

3 жыл бұрын

I seriously doubt there's enough leading Egyptian actors in Hollywood to cast in the movie anyway, so I wouldn't blame them.

@berlinblast5736

3 жыл бұрын

Sure thing, Hollywood is the benchmark of culture, it even funded the developement of Pyramids and Cleopatra went to go sees asking Hollywood producers for a role. Idiots of the white order.

@user-rc3cm1zv4j

3 жыл бұрын

@@berlinblast5736 😆😆😆

thank you for all your imputes man! I love to learn and I'm excited to make sure my storytelling isn't garbage with your anatomies.

This feels more like the description of a really cool tech demo and design idea rather than an attempt at a properly interesting thing

THIS IS YOUR 100TH VIDEO ALSO!!!

@superfan931

3 жыл бұрын

What are doing here primm? This ain't a sad hood movie.

@PrimmsHoodCinema

3 жыл бұрын

@@superfan931 Lol yeah it's not a hood movie. Its still pretty sad though

@superfan931

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrimmsHoodCinema yeah. Sad Egypt movie.

@throwdoffthug8585

3 жыл бұрын

I see u g

@cortezlucious95

3 жыл бұрын

YAYYYY!!!!

The worst part was how they butchered Egyptian pantheon lore

@bluwasabi7635

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...this movie would've been better if it stayed true to the source material.

@gamerwhoadie9507

3 жыл бұрын

What made it worst for me is tge Egyptians wasn't even white. They didn't have any whites in Egypt

@IchigoKurosakicool

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluwasabi7635 "source material" we are talking about gods and stuff, where's the source material for that?

@mariavictorialugobrines3894

3 жыл бұрын

@@IchigoKurosakicool ...The lore? There are plenty of stories that detail the intricate relationships of the Gods in different periods of time during the golden days of Egypt, and not only this, but depictions of the afterlife and in what means it can reached; also, when Filmento says that the gods have no power in the afterlife that's technically not true, pharaohs (who were re-incarnations of Horus [since he was king of the Gods in the Ennead]) could decide the "cost" or "conditions" for the afterlife.

@zelulu1000

3 жыл бұрын

The name of this ancien civilization isn't even Egypt

When that intro started, I actually openly laughed. That happens rarely, but far too often with your videos

I really don't understand why all the negativity considering this movie. It is not masterpiece, but it is more than enjoyable.

@gbrow1604

2 жыл бұрын

It's enjoyable for all the wrong reasons.

@GodlyEddy

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes with these channels, its easier to go with the crowd and agree it sucks. This channel just lost credibility personally, as it thinks this movie+ Birds of prey was bad. It was a lot of fun to watch, I have seen worse movies. But there is comments already saying they like it, so yea.

@kisuryouri334

2 жыл бұрын

THOSE EUROPEANS Were still in Caves lol white people will never be Egyptians

@nestor8769

2 жыл бұрын

@@kisuryouri334 This is just a movie - fiction. So chill. In the mean time, try to read more. That statement was highly inaccurate.

@perfectnails_diy

2 жыл бұрын

It's a racist burning pile of crap. It's Pocahontas being cast as white with blonde hair

The moment Egyptians start speaking with Scottish accents, I'm pushed out of the movie.

@pujaharikumar

3 жыл бұрын

Ignoring the fact that this is Egypt, why is Set Scottish when his dad, brother, and nephew are all British?

@forestvvoods577

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this

@chrissonofpear1384

3 жыл бұрын

@@pujaharikumar Have you not heard of the famous play 'Death of a Scotsman, in Egypt'? (see Blackadder)

@overlorddante

3 жыл бұрын

Not just the accents. I don't care about pc bullshit but everyone being so, light skinned, throws me off. People living in a desert would at least be tan.

@Howhardisittofindausernamebruh

3 жыл бұрын

It was the white, northern European gods for me

Studio: if we let all the audience fall asleep, they wouldn't have know our movie is bad

@Green_Slimey

3 жыл бұрын

hmm interesting

@fareez8248

3 жыл бұрын

IS BIG BRAIN TIME

@faridxuffi

3 жыл бұрын

I remember i did fall sleep when i was watching it in the theater 😅😅 I sleept like 30 minutes or more

I watched this yesterday and absolutely loved it , yes it was cheesy and mindless , but I didn’t have high expectations and was surprised , it had a childish charm about it , and incredibly colourful and entertaining.

@mihaimercenarul7467

Жыл бұрын

you need therapy and a brain

I can excuse the general shitty-ness but I draw the line at historical innacuracies

The cycle: In the theater, see a trailer. Movie being advertised actually looks pretty cool and interesting. Gotta see that. Later, movie is out, haven't seen it yet, scrolling through KZread and see a video about how bad it is. Rinse, repeat.

@bahaanaldo

3 жыл бұрын

With all due respect, the trailer looked god awful. Pun intended.

@domeplsffs

3 жыл бұрын

Weel, minus actually going to the movie to see trailers, or watch trailers in the first place. By now i just wait for smarter people on YT shit on the productions from hollywood, cutting out the middleman aka cinema and using that money to get more drugs and food to enjoy whilest watching the movies get ripped apart.

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

how did it look cool or interesting at all? it's the blandest of bland Hollywood wannabe blockbusters with a slight coat of Egypt over it slapped on top.

@melancholyentertainment

3 жыл бұрын

@@ginogatash4030 Okay buddy

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

@@melancholyentertainment Okay.

This movie is an insult to Egyptologists everywhere

@Neon_Ghost1

3 жыл бұрын

It's an insult period 😂

@MJJ07

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda surprise he didn't mention the main point of why this movie was bad but hey the blind don't see it

@scotcarr3390

3 жыл бұрын

This film is an insult to whoever paid to see it!...😁 I mean, just watching Filmento's roasting it cost me IQ points. Watching the whole movie will turn you into a Gumby! (The 10 other "Monty Python" obsessives who get the reference will smile. The rest of you will either scratch your head or say "this isn't a claymation movie!")....😝

@NcrXnbi

3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! The lack of respect of IRL Egyptian Lore it's disgusting in this movie. Plus the attire, oh that attire makes me want to pull my hair out.

@scotcarr3390

3 жыл бұрын

@@NcrXnbi Let's be fair, though - we obsess about what we obsess about, but this is HOLLYWOOD! They disrespect every epoch & historical period. Take "The Death of Stalin" - probably the most laugh-out-loud movie I've seen released recently. I'm an amateur historian & read a lot about WWII & the Cold War. You'd be shocked at how many of the laughs come the real life lunacy that got into the movie, but it certainly fudges about stuff that I think happened. Funny lines delivered well, but the insults tossed around - "Slim Hitler" (always gets a laugh!) & "Did Coco Chanel take a dump on your head?" just to name two - are anachronistic at best & kinda demeaning to the people who were done to death by him at worst.

That little hint of scientifically curious joy in your voice about that you found something so inherently trashy is so entertaining :D

Considering how the same guys who wrote this film also wrote Morbius, I don't know if I would only say that it was only studio interference that contributed to Gods of Egypt failing, because both films shared similar failures and mistakes in filmmaking and writing. But then again, Morbius was done by Sony, so you do the math.

"How do you kill the desert?" Well, you get a planetologist to help you create a multi-generational plan of ecological transformation. Set up windtraps to gather what little moisture there is and fuel the growth of robust plantlife that can survive in low moisture environments, then build up on this.

@atimholt

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure you laden the process with spiritual significance. Otherwise, future generations will lose the motivation to continue. This also works when trying to restore nuclear technology to barbarian worlds who have lost the relevant knowledge, but not the legends about it. It helps if you set up a Foundation of physical scientists with a very forward-looking view on their purpose, even starting them out compiling the sum of human knowledge in order to broaden their knowledge base.

@manualalvarez3253

3 жыл бұрын

That's cool

@Kai-tn4yx

3 жыл бұрын

Like in Dune.

@bretts.7488

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could just glass the desert

@KeithFraser82

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference!

This movie wasn’t good. But I enjoyed it honestly.

@musabthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you know when i watched this movie i wasn't so wise to look at things like a compelling story character archs or logic really. I really enjoyed it for what it was but i was like 15 at that time.

@Nyjawonder

3 жыл бұрын

So did I. How can it be worse than any of the Transformer films

@mikerentiers

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes its ok to turn your brain off and just relax. I do hate shitty plot lines, but can still like a bad movie if it's visually entertaining. Hot girls help too.

@peanutwars

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@darshnes3986

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I something wants to watch stupid movies. Without any deep plots, and just laugh at.

The eternal question remains when will they make a movie about the myths of Mesopotamia

This movie sticks in my mind because it was the first movie that from the first trailer I saw I knew was going to be horrible and bomb but that I was extremely excited to see all the videos tearing it apart

This film makes Exodus: Gods and Kings look like Lord of the Rings.

@hewhobattles8869

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ArmourExe

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Exodus?

@wjzav1971

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArmourExe I have seen it. It was pretty boring, except for the fact that God was literally a little child throwing a tantrum. That part was fun. The rest: meh.

@ArmourExe

3 жыл бұрын

@@wjzav1971 they were tryna show the bullshittery of God

@yeahboyz9314

3 жыл бұрын

@@wjzav1971 that's no god, looks like alittle shit to me

“The PS2 just called, they want their graphics back.”

@samuelmartens9390

3 жыл бұрын

@Destroyer of worlds these are the kind of people who hate on this movie they haven't seen it but just say shitty one liners

@dragonbornexpress5650

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelmartens9390. Don't need to watch it yourself.

@samuelmartens9390

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonbornexpress5650 i love this movie

13:24 if that was shown at the start then it would be good

I went into this critique thinking I remembered this movie. Not a single scene I recognized, but I know I saw this movie. Goes to show it's impact

To be fair, the giant “space worm” is a nod to the actual mythology of Egypt That is the Egyptian god of Chaos Apophis who tries every night to devour Ra and in doing so will bring the world back into chaos and his rule. He is basically like the titans of Greek mythology or the Jotnar of Norse. Arch rival of the gods Thats why Ra is fighting him on his boat And his inclusion in the movie actually does make sense from a mythological stand atleast

@mr.goblin6039

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t Aphophis a snake god, though? Like, why make it a space worm instead of, like, a space snake? Space snake would’ve been cooler.

@hitrapperandartistdababy

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.goblin6039 its not a worm. Just what he called it

@jaideepshekhar4621

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.goblin6039 Did it NOT look like a snake? Did it look like a gorilla maybe? Or a giraffe?

So this movie is how I write my school essays? Erratic, stuffed with every idea I could think of, containing many digressions, and in the end pointless in the context of the total class. Still a C+ plus though; some kid didn't even do his paper.

Filmento you had me in stiches watching this video, subscribed.

I love how you call him Jamie Lannister through out the video 🤣

imma be honest this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine

@maperification

3 жыл бұрын

Same, brother, at some point I had it all on my phone, even though it took up a huge chunk of memory and would watch random scenes whenever I needed to switch off my brain

@davidmcconkie84

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I weirdly kinda like it haha

@nykomedes

3 жыл бұрын

i know its a bad movie but I still enjoy it....and i dont know why!

@16BitOG

3 жыл бұрын

don't feel guilty, I genuinely enjoy green lantern. h8rs gonna h8.

@mistadopeman

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my man! I enjoyed this movie too. Such a cool idea for them to transform into Gods and fight like they do. It was a little long in its runtime. But even that was mostly fine.

Emoji movie: "finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

@KeithFraser82

3 жыл бұрын

"There can be only one!"

@craftpaint1644

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing tops hearing Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible saying that line ripoff from Last of the Mohikens, "I'll find you, just stay alive!"

@chasehedges6775

3 жыл бұрын

@@craftpaint1644 Ummm.... That was Daniel-Day Lewis.

@munstrumridcully

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeithFraser82 Wait, why not Christopher Lambert's or Sean Connery's accent?

@sephikong8323

3 жыл бұрын

Weren't they from the same year ?

Omg, I loved this analysis. I couldnt stop laughing! Well done and thank you!!!

Your videos are usually awesome, but this is masterpiece awesome.

Imagine...I actually had hope for a good Egyptian mythology movie when this came out. Silly me.

@theflashgordon193

3 жыл бұрын

maybe next time

@jxsinn

3 жыл бұрын

First red flag for me was the egyptian gods being white. Knew it was gonna be bad from there

@finnicpatriot6399

3 жыл бұрын

Jackson Lewis White? You mean Judeo-Germanic?

@jesusmora9379

3 жыл бұрын

@Jesus Christ todays egiptians are nothing like ancient egiptians. People from spain share more dna with ancient egiptians than them.

@lajeandom

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... The main idea or concept of the movie is fun and interesting, but it's just a boring uninspired mess in the end 😂

I watched this movie with a buddy. We were laughing so hard after 20 min, we paused and called friends to come over and join us. Amazing film.

@cdragon88

3 жыл бұрын

How many blunts did you guys roll that night?

@rhm3408

3 жыл бұрын

@@cdragon88 YES

The perfect video on how to make a bad video. Thanks for showing me what not to do when I start making videos soon. Great job

This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. I never knew it was so hated. It's of one the few things my mom and I enjoyed watching together so I couldn't care any less if this is the worst movie of all time, I'll gladly rewatch it any time.

I love that you call them Jamie and Henry etc. instead of using their character names in the movie

@dragonbornexpress5650

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because the characters themselves suck ass.

Hey, i remember watching this movie on TV like.. two months ago. It was in the middle of the night, about 2 in the morning and i just sat there, half asleep soaking it in and when it was done i actually went to sleep and woke up later that morning thinking "what the fuck was that dream all about?".

Damn is it that bad that my guy destroyed the roast button on this movie not even 2 minutes into the video.

Never would’ve thought anotnio banderas would narrate KZread vids but here we are

12:28 Dr. Evil & Scott convo *perfectly* sums up basically every movie, where the bad guy _absolutely refuses_ to take the simple route and directly kill the protag when they have a clear opportunity.

How to make a Failure: Tell don’t show!

@jeremytrees7266

3 жыл бұрын

No. No. He has a point.

@DonVigaDeFierro

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@Raccon_Detective.

3 жыл бұрын

You just summed up all modern movies.

@TheMamaluigi300

3 жыл бұрын

Green Griffin Even better: Tell, and show the contrary

@user-nz2vk9rq6y

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raccon_Detective. you must not watch much movies.

I watched it with my dad on a Saturday evening and later again on Netflix... And I actually really liked it! But I also like these movies based off of Egyptian mythology.

Gods of egypt literally waltzing in and acing the failure checklist part was hilarious ngl

I like how the girl was dead for weeks and her body never changed colors or decomposed and when brought back to life she was perfectly fine.

@franciscolaurean8550

3 жыл бұрын

It's magic don't question it

@IchigoKurosakicool

3 жыл бұрын

that is your concern, in a movie about gods

@parthsavyasachi9348

3 жыл бұрын

@@IchigoKurosakicool Gods who die too

@voooftruk814

3 жыл бұрын

@@parthsavyasachi9348 well Ra cant die

@abisspassenger

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps she smelled a bit bad, haha

Writers: How do we portray ancient Egypt? Studio Executives: make it look like ancient Greece but with pyramids. Casting Crew: What about the people? Studio Executives: make the majority of them white, but not all of them or we get yelled at by Tumblr. Character Designers: What will the gods look like? Studio Executives: They will be very tall people until they fight another god, in which case they will look like golden cgi man-beasts. Except for Anubis since he is the most recognizable. Audience: Why? Studio Executives: We've got to have M O N E Y !

@firepuppies4086

3 жыл бұрын

"What should their God firms be like?" "Do you know Saint Seiya?"

@petrfedor1851

3 жыл бұрын

One thing is hire white actors for your movie set in ancien Egypt but not even send them to solarium is just other layer.

@doctordarkness100

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Ptolemaic egypt was essentially greece in egypt. Not bronze age egypt tho

@michaelblake2280

3 жыл бұрын

@@petrfedor1851 sorry to burst your bubble but Egypt is white not black!!!

@petrfedor1851

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelblake2280 Good adaptation to get skin burned.

Gods of Egypt just waltzes in and aces the entire list. For whatever reason, I found that hilarious 1:10

I like how you refer to that guy by his pirate name because it was far more memorable than whatever they called him in this movie.