"This is why atheism is popular." Brilliant!

@stepheneddington1667

Жыл бұрын

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

@amyv8416

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@danielwilson3586

Жыл бұрын

Best quote ever

@incite2004

Жыл бұрын

@@stepheneddington1667 I am thinking of Lord Voldemort when I saw this reply lol

@baxtersmom279

Жыл бұрын

I love have subversive he is. Loves dogs, questions God!

I've always wanted a dog that can just rip ass. This quote killed me

@condorboss3339

Жыл бұрын

We had a Boston when I grew up. This explains a lot.

@classicallin

Жыл бұрын

@@condorboss3339 same for me

@parkerbrown-nesbit1747

Жыл бұрын

​@@condorboss3339 my parents' first child was a Boston. Sadly, he got hit by a car and died before I was born, so I never got the chance to know him. My mum had lots of stories though... I've always loved them because of her stories.

@charlottemurray9978

Жыл бұрын

He already had that in greyhound’s

@AmandaSuzanne10

Жыл бұрын

It's factual, though!! Kings and queens of the silent but deadly.

As the owner of a Boston Terrier, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. The purse that went to Disneyland and snorted a whole bunch of cocaine is... well.... scary accurate.

@carly_0516

Жыл бұрын

What about the farting?

@elizabethhuber434

Жыл бұрын

@@carly_0516 oh yes, you have to be very careful with what you feed them or its noxious and will clear the room.

@AmandaSuzanne10

Жыл бұрын

​@@elizabethhuber434 yes!! Stay. Away. From. Corn. My old dog Elvis could quite literally clear a room and when we switched him to a food without corn it, it improved drastically!

@failtolawl

Жыл бұрын

@@carly_0516 I switched from blue buffalo grain free chicken to something into the wild or something with grainfree venison/bison (that was somehow cheaper) and it drastically reduced the gassiness of my guy.

@Silly_ducky

Жыл бұрын

Also true but only when their relaxed

As a dog trainer, I usually shy away from watching canine themed channels. It's a little hard to hang up the work hat. This channel has me absolutely rolling. For the love of Dog, please do kelpies next.

@aussieginger1960

10 ай бұрын

Yes I'd love to so his take on Kelpies!

The description of teenagers is soo accurate. 😅

@ChineduOpara

Жыл бұрын

Not all teens are horrible monsters. It's almost always dUSA teens. The parents are largely absent (or lazy), so the US government often runs things. And both parties - and hungry lawyers, of course - *enable* teens in their near-sociopathic bad behavior.

@sonjebianca2483

Жыл бұрын

Including the farts …

@HappyGirl92593

Жыл бұрын

@@ChineduOparaWow! You just put all of America down and apparently you just made assumptions you have zero proof. No, parents are not lazy when it comes to raising their teens. You’re not in their life to know any better and a lot of hard work they do to help their kids. All teens around the world go through changes and hormones and peer pressure and low self esteem. Were you the perfect teenager? I highly doubt it. There are teens in other countries that deal with mental issues, drugs and even abusing others, peer pressure, and rather listen to their friends instead of their parents and even run away. Teens are always moody, scared and depressed. Also it can be genetic. We’ve all gone through being a teenager and there’s no way I would want to be a teenager. But I did good in school, had a part time job, studied my school lessons, was a part of school clubs. But it was still hard at times to enjoy my teenage years. The problem is with finding the right help anywhere in every country. Parents get the run around from medical doctors, therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists and told the kids needs medication to straighten them out or even sent to a mental illness facility that only keeps them for a few days. But what’s the reason you needed to bring up only American teenagers?! Why the need to pretty much belittle and disrespect just the U.S.? He said teenagers, he never said just teens from the U.S.A.. Sad that you think you made false accusations about just American teens and putting down the parents. No, they’re not lazy whatsoever. Since they have unconditional love for their kid, they’ll do anything to get help for their kid. Tell us how perfect you are to judge all of American teens and their parents. I’m sure we’ll be waiting a very long time. I really hope every American parent reads your disrespectful comment. A lot of American teens do great, are happy, devoted to their religion beliefs, volunteer their time, earn awards and trophies and are truly happy but every teen on earth, even when you were a teen, struggled. It’s normal. But I guess you were just too perfect. Right? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@cautiouslycynical9786

Жыл бұрын

@@ChineduOpara I'm not gonna ask you to share what you're smoking. Tho I'll be needing the name of your meds. So I know what not to take if I ever have a mental breakdown like yours.

@ChineduOpara

Жыл бұрын

@@cautiouslycynical9786 Ibuprofen

"a glorified purse... If it went to Disneyland... and snorted a bunch of cocaine". God's anger that dogs aren't allowed at Disney 😂😂.

@HappyGirl92593

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been to Disneyland many times, I see more dogs that are Guide dogs. That’s good so the person can still enjoy their day. I do see people bringing their pure bred dogs to the mall or a grocery store though 🤷🏻‍♀️

If Willem Dafoe ever needs an actor to play a younger version of his character...

@erushie

Жыл бұрын

Damn... now I can't get it out of my head and I am kind of thankful for that.

@lizzyvalentine5938

Жыл бұрын

He also looks like he could be Onison's brother but i dont want to insult him

@jonsitron11

Жыл бұрын

@@lizzyvalentine5938 rude

@infidel-dn3dp

Жыл бұрын

Definitely more handsome than Willem though.😁

@bieuxyongson

Жыл бұрын

Right!

You are too good at this. I forget that you're the same person playing both roles. Please never stop doing these. They're a light for me in the darkness.

@davepreet7821

11 ай бұрын

No

@elinannestad5320

4 ай бұрын

what? This is not actually god (small g) and the Angel Gabriel? Not two heavenly beings, at odds forever? Truth is, I feel the same as you, this is the light.

Gotta love how Angel became more nonchalant and unimpressed, after all those years =))

Also 100% accurate on "opted out of critical thinking to make room for love and affection!" They are like circus clowns in tuxedos; loyal, sweet, sassy, adorable! The BEST! Loved my two elderly rescues and a 6th generation Bossie family! ❤️❤️❤️

As someone who has two, this is extremely accurate, they have the zoomies all the time, it’s like if you gave a Frenchie 40 shots of espresso and injected it with crack

@heatherveronica2597

Жыл бұрын

My Pug is very much the same! She’s 11 months old and gives our two poor cats absolute Hell! I think they appreciate our last Pug (who we sadly had to euthanize last year) because she was old and very chill. They snuggled with her all the time while our new hellion chews their ears, legs, faces. We love her anyway! 😂 We also considered getting a Boston prior to choosing a Pug and now we’re on our third one in twenty years. ❤

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

And made them able to physically reproduce? Like… humans don’t have to help them?

@wsoutdoorsports2341

Жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 they can do it on their own

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

@@wsoutdoorsports2341 frenchies? No, they actually can’t

@wsoutdoorsports2341

Жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 ohhhh I thought you were talking about bostons, sorry

This is so true! My family has had two Bostons. The first one was Elvis, and he just loved everyone. He was attached at the hip to my brother and my dad. The second one was Bitsy and she was the most entertaining dog we've ever had. The only time she ever barked was if you said the word "park". We only allowed her on the big dog side though because she would jealousy hump the small dogs if you paid attention to them. She used to run under the big dogs' legs to get them to chase her and she would turn quick 360° spins to see if they were still chasing her and then she would keep going. Both dogs lived to be 17. Great dogs. I miss both of them. Now my dad has a neurotic Wheaton mix. She's insane.

@annebruecks7381

10 ай бұрын

​@@dannyml70Guess not 😂

@be_real_ind_cool_ok_stuff_

7 ай бұрын

I also have a Boston terrier named elvis

Hahahah make him a farty boy! I'm died. I'm a groomer and boston terriers always fart when getting their nails clipped 🤣🤣🤣

@762x69

Жыл бұрын

See my next door neighbor has a BT named Benson and my wife complains non stop about why is Ben always outside.. Think we got our answer ⛔😂

@sairhug

Жыл бұрын

I think I just worked out why ... isn't it all the extra breathing the short nosed dogs have to do? I've heard that Bulldogs are demon farters, too.

@elaynaterrell3576

Жыл бұрын

@@sairhug That very well could be why. I've never known why. I'm sure I could talk to the vet. Omg I had a rottie named Rex who would fart because he'd get so excited to see me lol

@sairhug

Жыл бұрын

@@elaynaterrell3576 I just remembered that part of the advice humans are given to combat a bloated belly (i.e. which is going to end up as wind) is to not gulp air ... which is unfortunately what the brachycephalic breeds have to do a lot.

@elaynaterrell3576

Жыл бұрын

@@sairhug Yes they do. Did you know they can stomach staple a dog before they have belly flop to avoid it all together? We have a great Dane named Toby who's owner got it done so there was no risk of belly flop. According to my mentor they never used to do that unless it was already an issue. Makes me happy they do it as a preventative now. I also know a lot of vets refuse to dock ears now as well.

Had 2 Boston terriers and while one completely fits this the other was really smart. Then again the farts were so bad that she learned to sleep with her head under a pillow and would still wake herself up with the smell, that dog knew how to clear a room. She totally prepared me for my husband and his gas attacks. Still miss her seven years later and cry when I get reminded of her. Best dog I've ever owned.

The Boston I grew up with was very smart and extremely athletic. That being said he had great genes and we looked up why some many around us had fat and really dumb ones that could barely run. They suck at regulating their body temperature. So when it’s hot out they can easily suffer a very bad heat stroke making them slow in the head and effect their ability to move well. So in the hot months make sure to keep them cool. If you’re as broke as my family was at the time then just pouring water on them occasionally works. And in the winter definitely put a jacket on them.

@giftofthewild6665

Жыл бұрын

Or just don't buy a dog that can't regulate it's body temperature.

@nickh495

Жыл бұрын

@@giftofthewild6665 I’m assuming you meant can not can’t, but yeah you could do that. But a lot more dog breeds have problems regulating their heat than you think. It’s just that most don’t have issues that bad. Me personally I just prefer a much bigger dog and where I loved the Boston I grew up with I doubt I’ll ever get one again because they don’t do well with separation at all. One of the most loving dogs I’ve ever known but I had to leave the country for a year because of work and it rejected me because it felt that abandoned. But some people will never have to do that and love them.

@giftofthewild6665

Жыл бұрын

@@nickh495 nope, I meant what I said, *don't* buy a dog that *can't* regulate it's temperature. All dogs with flat faces cannot regulate their temperature, since its the muzzle that houses all the specialized tissues for heat exchange.

@nickh495

Жыл бұрын

@@giftofthewild6665 yeah that’s pretty common knowledge. My comment was for those who don’t mind and still want one. Not for someone that refuses to get one so I don’t understand why you’re carrying on this conversation. Everything you’re saying is pointless.

@giftofthewild6665

Жыл бұрын

@@nickh495 oh, you mean people who don't mind that their dog is going to suffer heat stress and potentially death as a result of being bred deformed and disabled because they think it looks cute. The reason I'm still commenting is because I don't think people should "Not mind" the unnecessary suffering of animals for aesthetic preferences.

A teenager with undiagnosed ADHD 😂 I feel attacked for my teenage years

@yaboicolleen

Жыл бұрын

Dude, saaaaaaaame

@melissabergeron1708

Жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣

@1mol831

Жыл бұрын

How do you know you have adhd if it is undiagnosed

@ana-zb7ix

Жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 because I was diagnosed at 26, so…

@zurirobinson2749

2 ай бұрын

I really don't think I was scary tbh just pathetic 😂

Having grown up with Bostons and just having lost my 2 last February....this isn't wrong lol.

@norapaquette1057

Жыл бұрын

Party kids for sure.Truly teenagers in fur coats💜🐾♥️

@heatherveronica2597

Жыл бұрын

Sorry you’ve lost your snorter poots ❤️‍🩹 Bostons are generally so incredibly loving. As a veterinary nurse, they’ve always been one of my favorites. They can clear the room with their pooty tooty ends, but they’re so comically sweet, you don’t want to leave. Wishing you well with your loss and hoping you find puppy lovins again if it’s right for you. ♥️

@HalfUnder

Жыл бұрын

@Heather Veronica Thank you, not sure if I will ever get another dog or dogs. Both of mine had major medical issues one of them for over half of her life. So it was all incredibly taxing but well worth it. Just not sure if I want to go through with that again.

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

Condolences 💖💖

As a Boston parent, 100% accurate. The fart thing? God deffo got what he asked for

I once had a Boston terrier named Oscar. He was the most loyal and smart boy ever. When i was 13 and my little brother who was in kindergarten was playing outside with him a Pitbull broke into the yard and charged at him. Oscar didn't hesitate and bite and held onto the other dog and constantly body checked the pit bull, giving my little brother time to flee and my mom to come out and hit it off with a branch. Poor boy didn't make it but I still think of this story whenever I hear people say they aren't loyal dog breeds. That little man gave his life for my brother and I hope wherever he is now he is getting plenty of zoomies and treats.

I'm familiar with many of these breeds from spending quality time with my rotties at dog parks. All your vids bring back fond memories of the variety of fun puppers I've met over the years. Cheers!

I genuinely hope you are having a wonderful life because these videos have been helping with my depression. So thank you.

As a Boston Terrier mom, this makes me so happy. My beloved BT Ray-Ray passed 2 years ago and I'm STILL so crushed i can't adopt another one yet. So i just donate to Boston Terrier rescues in his name. He could be dingy, but by the by, theyre really smart little fart machines😂😂

Love that you're--I mean, God--is a Bruins fan😂 Go B's!

@nimue325

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, there is a lot of verification from the dog fan side of the internet so we need to speak up about the accuracy of this video from our side. God is def a Boston sports fan. ;)

finally, one about my dear old daisy the boston terrier. The dog I had for 14 years through high school and college.

@ArtByKarenEHaley

Жыл бұрын

Aw love the name Daisy for a Boston Terrier, very cute

@jamiecollins7915

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtByKarenEHaley yeah, she was a rescue. Even now, years after she had to be put down at 16 years old due to her deteroating health, I still miss that little snuffly beast.

I am so happy your channel showed up in my recommended! You always bring a smile to my face with your comedy! ( plus I luv dogs and luv to learn!) Stay safe, stay sane, stay strong 🐶

"Are dogs allowed at Disney?" "...no." "Bastards." My reaction everytime I think of it. 🤣

“Oh their dumb?” “Niceeeeee”

@LavendarGoose

10 ай бұрын

Except they aren't.

Jonny! If you see this, can we have more of the longer videos with the origins of dogs, like you did for the Samoyed pleeeaaaaasssse? That was so funny but so educational and just all round dope af. I really liked the longer videos and learning at the same time as laughing. Anyhoooo, that would be rad, I’ll ask God to give it a mention to you also. 🙏🏼😇 👿

These keep getting better and better.

I've binge watched everything and it's all fantastic! Thanks for all the hard work and creativity that goes into these productions!

Love it! Perfect description of boston terriers. An idea of a dog breed is maybe Jack Russel terrier

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, a Jack would be great.. any dog breeds where the dogs' physical limits "hmm, do I really want to lay on the sofa? or am I cool with right here, in the direct walking path of anyone going to this room that everybody always sits in" and "I'm small enough to go anywhere & everywhere with human"; but their attitude is usually more along the lines of "stay the BORKBORKBORK from my person, I'm talking to them for you because I'm a BIG DOG.. why you looking down at me like that? I said I'm BIG"

@julicallahan3519

Жыл бұрын

@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto He has one for Jack Russels now. I won't spoil it, but go look it up-- you'll love it I think!

Ok,Youdear soul ,one of the loves of my life was Lucy my Boston terrier. You pegged her 15 years ago and my heart still aches. You are the best you sweetie and thanks.💜🐾♥️

You really can't how much charisma you have, I really wish you start acting career, besides the humor and creativity you have excellent facial expressions 🎉

I Love This Series So Much 😂

As a Boston Terrier owner...yes.

My first dog was a Boston Terrier, "Chips Royal Ace" AKA Chipper. He was an excellent watch dog and sweet pet.

Just for the record, I'd be so very happy if you'd do more (read: anything) with bichon frises. Labor-intensive, silly, floofy coats, but wonderfully sweet personalities.

Farty, sneezy, snorey...yup, Boston Terriers

My boston terrier just had a stroke and lost sight in her remaining eye. But she is still a good girl and I still love her.

"they're only collecting trauma...and crystals" Bro called me out soooo bad ☠️😂

Love from Boston

Teenagers are pretty scary... Especially according to my poor Labrador. Boston's are so funny! My aunt's used to bring her toys to throw while she was on the phone. If she didn't pay attention and throw the toy, the dog would just go bring her another one.

All I got from this is god loves Boston and I’m here for it.

@Dreamline78

Жыл бұрын

Well then He was really asleep at the switch this spring. First the B's, then the C's.

Hahaha!!!! I swear, I started watching your channel for the dog content, but I'm loving the religious satire just as much! 🤣

Angel is getting sassier with God and I love it !! 😅

Lol, I had a Boston and she did not have a farting problem as long as we didn’t feed her wheat and dairy.

God needs a day Spa: Mani, Pedi, Haircut (wolf and/or butterfly) and rainbow color at the end!

The first Boston Terrier I had was the most brilliant dog I’ve ever come in contact with. Even outsmarted my German Shepherd at every turn. And other then when someone wanted to play with him, he was a rather calm and chill little guy. Later on I found out even though he looked mostly like a Boston, he was mixed with pitbull. Perhaps that made the difference in intelligence/demeanor? Because when my mom got a Boston a few years after Baba died, imagine my surprise when I found out her little guy, as cute and sweet as he is, is all looks no brains, and shoots around like a lightning bolt 24/7. …And they both stank/stink!!! 🤣 Thank you so much for the accurate af video. lol

@Dreamline78

Жыл бұрын

I adopted a Boston that I believe is mixed with a pitbull (I know he isn't a pure Boston despite being told he was by the people I adopted him from) and I can concur; this dog is one smart cookie. Oddly, haven't encountered a whole lot of tooting.

That closing line is killer.

Have you seen the movie "Best in Show"? It's hilarious and I'm suddenly reminded of the song "God Loves a Terrier" ... if you ever do the Norwich Terrier you should make reference to their "cute little 'derrier'" & quote the song. 😂

"If that ruse went to Disneyland and did a bunch of cocaine" caught me off guard and I scared my cats with my laugh

Had one, can confirm. Except he was also mixed with French Bulldog. He had legendary rips. Like scary bad. My dad would always love his brand and make jokes about it in family gatherings in a way people laughed about. They they met Tank.. We'd say gas tank. Chillest best dog ever, but pack your nose to just stop your senses.

I love your videos! They’re really funny !well done!^^

"They just collect trauma." Truth! 😂

I jumped when i saw this one. My best friend has a boston who we all love dearly. They are probably the funniest dog breed ever. 😂

ok, I've seen videos of Boston terriers losing it on hearing their own farts so the ending of this clip had me howling with laughter.

Please do Italian Greyhounds next 🥰

This is one of my favorites! A “Farty-Boy”!!😂😂. My parents had one who lived up to the Farty-Boy brand.

The farty boy made me laugh till I died and this is accurate owning one🤣🤣 love it 🫶🏼

I have had Boston's for 25 years, and they are energetic, loyal, loving, protective, affectionate, and EXTREMELY intelligent !!!

Make it a farty boy! 🤣🤣🤣 So funny. That last line!

Johnny, you’re just too cute! 😁❤️

I fucking love the God and Angel makes Dogs series Cone for the Dogs Stay for da Roasting of God

This video has no right being so amazing

"Iv always wanted a dog that could just rip absolute ass" A sentance I never knew i needed to hear outloud.

I started working with dogs recently and your videos are everything 😂

The last line is the funniest! 😂

The ending caught me by surprise, hoooly shit It had me lol so hard- 👌😂

OMFG I swear to a T on point. A Boston Terrier showed up in a rainstorm and was terrified and he immediately thought it was one of ours since we have many rescues. He brought the dog up to the door,the dog ran into our house and as he was running to the doggie bed by the fireplace he farted the whole was and I have never smelled anything that bad. We used to give him medicine to help it but it didn't. But he was one hell of a dog. He was my daughter's baby. RIP: Adrian !!!

God is getting more unhinged, and Angel is getting more fed up.

As somebody who knows somebody who has a Boston terrier I can confirm this is very accurate

“Oh, they’re dumb?” “Eh, they tow the line!”

Everytime I get a KZread notification I get excited hoping you uploaded a new vid. Almost every other notification is just a big disappointment! 😂 Love your stuff.

I liked the one where Santa added a husky to the reindeer team. 😂❤

Wicked pissah video! Always wanted a Boston but never had one. 😢 Currently living with a bossy Yorkie, whom I love, but whose life ambition is to drive me insane. Love the vids!!!

The last comment was priceless and so true!

Hi! Can't explain how much joy your videos bring to my life. Thank You! I would like to share your channel with my brother, but he doesn't speak English. Could you add Spanish subtitles, please?

Love your work. Thank you so much.

😂you got mad skills! Love your videos!

I’m a Boston owner , all facts here expect that Bostons are really, really smart and my guys ears never went up!

@RDeFinis

4 ай бұрын

My Boston is also extremely smart.

I would love to see you do Scottish Terriers

OMG! I laughed way too hard at the end and almost snorted my coffee because I have a friend with this breed and they nailed it.

Love this and my Boston Terriers Oscar and Tillie!!❤️❤️

I was like "when is he gonna mention the farts?" He didn't disappoint.

Would love to see one of these for Malinoises!

@EquineMetalhead

Жыл бұрын

Omg YASSSSS!

I have a Boston/Beagle mix, and yeah, she’s basically if you sent a Beagle to do cocaine in Disney World. She can make noises that are not of this realm.

Please make some Australian Cattle Dog vids. I never knew about them until I fell in love with a puppy last month.

They also sometimes have a invisible sand golem and enjoy jumping into frenchman faces and fart

You are the best Jonny!!!!!

Finally a hockey reference! Tho I'm a Habs fan I'm fine with any hockey references even the bruins haha

@baxter8it

6 ай бұрын

Well he is Canadian...

Doodles Roodle!!!! (And pay no attention to the two doodles behind me snorting in my ear, they are of course insanely cute and affectionate :-).

'oh they're dumb?' "Eh they tow the line" Omg me too 🥺✨💕☺️

“Collect trauma… and crystals” lmao 😂 I wish that wasn’t so relatable 😅

this guy is a genius 🤣🤣

Don't ask me why but the "absolute" in "rip absolute ass" is what gets me.

My friend who has had a bunch of BTs might agree with you, but as the one who would occasionally doggie-sit them, I take issue with "not a mean bone in their bodies."

Short and sweet! I love your content keep it coming

yes, love the Boston theme of the vid ❤

Yup. My Boston was the stinkiest fucker on earth for a while there. Miss my lil bud so much.

I have a Boston and this is super accurate, she's real sweet. You are her friend unless you pick her up too much.