"Fireballs make everybody die." Today I learned

@inlieswetrust7099

8 жыл бұрын

*_The More You Know_*

@Floyd_ish

7 жыл бұрын

You've bought Galaxy Note 7?

@therussiancatwhostealshats8505

7 жыл бұрын

+Floyd ish I think this song caused my Note 7 to catch fire.

@gamecubekingdevon3

7 жыл бұрын

because people didn't praise the sun.

@theasilverberg4851

7 жыл бұрын

Cuz they are casuul

it seems every power metal band has a theme Sabaton: history Alestorm: pirates Battle beast: cyberpunk Powerwolf: Catholic werewolves Twilight force: fantasy Gloryhammer: Undead unicorn armies raised by immortal sorccerers invading Scotland.

@bc1284

5 жыл бұрын

Gloryhamer album two and onward's theme is pretty much D20Modern with Sci fi Modifications+SpellJammer meets Warhammer 40k

@gabberskilzz

5 жыл бұрын

@@bc1284 with a healthy dose of DnD mentality.

@amityexe8326

5 жыл бұрын

And we can agree its awsome

@RainyFun

5 жыл бұрын

Hey I know one of these commenters

@MrEgofreak

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Sonata Arctica's theme is?

Im glad everyone finds this so entertaining, but im from Dundee and i fought in the battle of charleston and kirkton..but we couldnt stop the unicorns

@theoperumal5174

6 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm veterans day was recently

@Draztikus

5 жыл бұрын

thank you for your service o>

@udo4accept

5 жыл бұрын

don't blame yourselves. nobody is ever prepared to battle with unicorns!!

@christofferhougaard

5 жыл бұрын

Look up Mielikki. You'll trust unicorns again.

@windknightavenger996

5 жыл бұрын

We Scots managed to hold back the Unicorns but they eventually overpowered us with their dark magics

This sounds like a DnD game gone out of hand

@stratigangames508

8 жыл бұрын

DnD meets Metal

@fredogknopfler

8 жыл бұрын

DnD on acid

@SgtCookie111

8 жыл бұрын

+kalasnikoch And this is bad because?...

@kalasnokov

8 жыл бұрын

Who said it was bad?

@Jossandoval

8 жыл бұрын

+kalasnikoch Out of hand? Isn't this how each session goes?

"I will make Zargothrax die!" Such beautiful diction. I applaud thee.

@TigerYoshiki

4 жыл бұрын

Die, die everywhere. O.O

@sim.frischh9781

4 жыл бұрын

They had to phrase it like this to avoid the KZread censorship!

@tulsatrash

2 жыл бұрын

Given how hard it is to make death STICK to Zagothrax phrasing that sort of makes sense. You can't just kill him, you have to make him die.

@lynwood5991

Жыл бұрын

@@tulsatrash Deathsticks?

It's amazing how they can make such an epic song out of a ludricrous premise like a unicorn invasion in Dundee.

@therussiancatwhostealshats8505

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that they're undead, too. Scottish people don't know what a ludicrous premise is. They'll make an epic song out of anything.

@attackhelicopter7403

5 жыл бұрын

nothing, absolutely nothing is ludricrous about undead unicorns!!!!

@KindredBrujah

3 жыл бұрын

I'll thank you not to make light of our heritage. Many brave people lost their lives to the unicorns that day. We don't so easily forget.

@jmckendry84

3 жыл бұрын

It's a ludicrous premise right up until the moment that it happens

@EnbeeEspee

3 жыл бұрын

What you people don't know about what us Dundonians suffer through on a daily basis. Undead unicorns? Check. Dragons that breathe ice and lightning? You bet. Venomous otters? Yup. Fast Eddie? I'm not sure if he's real but the legends about him and where he came from are varied

Normies fear Thanos Intellectuals swear they'll make Zargothrax die

@vylbird8014

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos is just a knock-off Darkseid.

@konstantinemarkelia759

3 жыл бұрын

@@vylbird8014 no he actually isn’t. They are fairly different personality wise actually

@PasserMontanus

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@etrangray-mane8610

2 жыл бұрын

Thor should've called Angus McFife in Infinity War. But nooo, he's Scottish, he can't fight like an Asgardian,

" *Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky* *Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die* " I CANT STOP LAUGHING

@TheTimelyTurtle

8 жыл бұрын

The line itself does not sound funny at all but when it follows after "An army of undead unicorns are riding into the fray" is when I die of laughter :-D .

@AdoSarmas

8 жыл бұрын

+Jan Bradáč Yee that too. But in combo with the music... It's just, something else!

@fuzz1191

6 жыл бұрын

When i start laughing is when they say "the unicorn invasion of dundee!" Really fast.

@ptanyuh

5 жыл бұрын

The onscreen lyrics say "Lighting". Heh.

@engelheim457

5 жыл бұрын

Dying on a bloodshed is not quite the best moment to die

"An army of undead unicorns" - Gloryhammer 2013

@kabob0077

7 жыл бұрын

I can think of something that could trump them, "Undead Winged Hussar Unicorns." They will ALWAYS arrive.

@Floyd_ish

7 жыл бұрын

Tak jest, Husaria FTW!!!

@ThatOneMan830

7 жыл бұрын

"Undead Winged Hussar Unicorns" ... I LOVE you.

@kabob0077

7 жыл бұрын

alex bajayo​ I am a little crazy at times so coming up with the Undead Winged Hussar Unicorns is pretty easy... Now to one up myself I shall now propose, "Undead Soviet Swedish Pagan Winged Hussar KV-2 Panzer Battalion Ghost Division Unicorns." (Oh dear that is long.)

@Kakarot1378910

7 жыл бұрын

kabob 007 a Sabaton fan I see

Can't someone who lives in Dundee make a video, driving around town, blasting this song on full volume?

@kenwiggins4543

7 жыл бұрын

I would have but I left like four months ago and won't be back for a while. Rest assured, it's become our anthem.

@paulvinova

7 жыл бұрын

IYF I can. Do you want me to dress as a Unicorn, headbutting junkies?

@youri9389

7 жыл бұрын

C O N S T A N T V A R I A B L E S better yet, go as zargothrax or angus mcfife

@dicebagdaryl

7 жыл бұрын

Or on a white horse with a plastic unicorn horn strapped to its head, wielding a 1980's ghettoblaster with this on full volume.

@bobtheblob1668

7 жыл бұрын

holy hit that'd be amazing

They should make a TV series based on all Gloryhammer songs

@tomasciola7485

8 жыл бұрын

I could see a movie per album.

@Red-gv2bk

8 жыл бұрын

yess amazing idea

@maplesugar7409

7 жыл бұрын

amazing idea. and use the songs as soundtrack.

@Lord_Thunderballs

7 жыл бұрын

ALEXANDER BRADLEY I can see someone creating a D&D scenario to their songs.

@Red-gv2bk

7 жыл бұрын

yep

I'd heard this band was trying to parody Power metal. But they do such a good job that it's more like power metal than a lot of other bands. I sincerely hope they do more.

@Norpal

10 жыл бұрын

Fantasy power metal is so close to being a parody of itself as it is, the best way to actually parody it is to just do the same thing with everything turned up to 11.

@femoman

10 жыл бұрын

Norpal Pretty much, yeah. Power metal has never really been a particularly serious subgenre to begin with (There's a reason Freedom Call likes to refer to the stuff they play as 'happy metal'), so parodying it is pretty easy. But it's really the best kind of parody: a sincere affectionate parody. I mean, even though they're basically playfully mocking the whole power metal thing, they've come up with a narrative, characters, costumes, and made some legitimately fun music. Just shows that they've put actual effort into the parody.

@greekfreak1980

10 жыл бұрын

Michael Welsh Absolutely,it's the same with Steel Panther or Deathklok,parodying 80's Hair and Death Metal.We just need somebody doing something like this with Prog and Black Metal,because these genres are taking themselfs way too serious.

@naftbefehl

10 жыл бұрын

***** black metal? have you heard of immortal and abbath?^^

@Mi28N

10 жыл бұрын

Michael Welsh Sabaton seems pretty serious to me and I would definitely classify them as power metal. Fantasy power metal on the other hand :D I honestly laughed really hard when I've first heard this song, the lyrics are just so... playful even though they are about an invasion and people dying :D

1:43 "There must find a hero. . ." And his name was. . . Crocodile of Dundee.

@wint9916

8 жыл бұрын

+Mayor of Innsmouth Crikey!

@tasteegold7772

8 жыл бұрын

+Maniac Maestro cmon now..the most popular knife quote in any movie and you screw it up

@femoman

8 жыл бұрын

+Maniac Maestro That's not a knife, that's a spoon!

@HawkeHenry

6 жыл бұрын

Angus McFife got a jacked of Crocodile Dundee's skin lol

@wawathulu5637

4 жыл бұрын

That's not a hammer. This is a Hammer!

Damn I really want to start a D&D campaign based off of Gloryhammer's first album.

@micmac274

8 жыл бұрын

+Seapunk 95 And the second one you'd need to use modified Dark Heresy for, or something like Traveller.

@hamarbiljungskile8953

6 жыл бұрын

It's been two years since your comment, anything happened with that campaign?

@lucas23453

2 жыл бұрын

Six years now, Seriously, The world needs to know.

@redgrimm8363

5 ай бұрын

bro understand that we need update , cmon

This is the shlockiest brick of shitty fantasy metal tropes I have ever seen. It has the silliest lyrics, the most insane premise, and some actually really grim subject matter, backed up by some damn good guitar work. 10/10, listen to this every single day.

@kemanorel3110

6 жыл бұрын

That's much of the point. Gloryhammer parodies fantasy metal tropes while still being damn good metal at the same time. It's genius, really.

Only Gloryhammer can make unicorns seem fucking badass. Like the more I think of it, unicorns are badass. Horses with fucking giant horns that fly like you know how fucking scary that shit would be? And they are undead like omfg

@pizzalisp5427

7 жыл бұрын

In that case, here are a few unicorn facts you might be interested to hear: -Unicorns were actually said to act wild and vicious towards anyone who wasn't of the absolute highest level of purity. Those who were of such purity were treated gently and kindly. -A creature in Mediterranean mythology called the shadhavar looked like a unicorn but it was a gazelle with a single horn rather than a horse. The shadhavar was said to lure animals near it by raising its horn to the wind to create a flutelike song, then viciously attack and eat the animals who came near. -Sorry, I'm a big nerd for mythology, so I had to infodump ^^'

@MeepChangeling

6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the myth of unicorns began in the late Roman era when somone described a Rhino very very badly. The early Christian Church believed the mistaken discription to be an entirly diffrent real creature, and thus we have the supprizingly brutal and violent but beatuifle unicorn.

@jackbalmer600

6 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact they are the national animal ae Scotland, the place where Dundee (which is a shitehole) is located

@TheStupidLama

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Unicorns can't fly

Never thought a song about unicorns could be so awesome.

@CasperKersten

7 жыл бұрын

Or a song about a city such as Dundee.

@dimmucofplays5883

7 жыл бұрын

Gamma Ray's "Heart of a Unicorn" is pretty badass also!

@musidomduma8050

7 жыл бұрын

NoahThomas29 i agree totally

@hiimme101

7 жыл бұрын

Look up the song "Unicorns from Hell".

@zichithefox4781

6 жыл бұрын

Get comfortable and stay a while. You might be surprised.

" _Now the Unicorns must serve in hell_ " xD

@yunitsukiyama2531

8 жыл бұрын

+Zeithri YAY SATAN'S UNICORN

@micmac274

8 жыл бұрын

It's just "Serve Hell", as in serve the Devil and his minions (it actually changes the context a bit.)

@dahvish7726

8 жыл бұрын

with fucking rainbow yeah ?

@TruculentSheep

7 жыл бұрын

Is it better to serve in Equestria or reign in Hell? (With apologies to Milton.)

Friend: This song sounds badass af! What's it called? Me:... uh Me: Me: Unicorn Invasion of Dundee-

@LJCyrus1

5 жыл бұрын

Did you at least say it really fast?

@c1bill14

5 жыл бұрын

Did he not hear unicorn in the song

@jolly9966

4 жыл бұрын

Friend: ... Friend: you play D&D don't you you fucking sweaty nerd ( don't take any offense, I'm the sweaty nerd who plays D&D )

@notfeedynotlazy

4 жыл бұрын

If you fear talking about unicorns, you're not manly enough to try to beat my RUA score!

There has to be a movie of this

@Carniolan

8 жыл бұрын

+Csaba D. K. (CopperCloud13) Hm what are these books about?

@rexbilly99

7 жыл бұрын

Or a video game.

@bobtheblob1668

7 жыл бұрын

it's a full album they'll need 18 movies

@xShurax

7 жыл бұрын

18 movies? lol why do they need 18 movies? The whole album is about the same thing, so one movie would got it done easily. Maybe 2.

@samburgess2012sb

6 жыл бұрын

Csaba D. K. That was a really good book try warbreaker

In case you weren't aware... Fireballs make people die!

@george9885

4 жыл бұрын

Unless your proletius

@kajbaldwin1868

4 жыл бұрын

@@george9885 then its missles of nuclear justice

>Being a Bard >Army of Undead unicorn atacks >Starts Playing this song.

@lucas23453

2 жыл бұрын

> Be Barbarian > Thanks bard > Raises hammer. > Scream "I WILL MAKE ZARGOTHRAX DIE!"

Its what Sabaton would have sounded like if they didn't sing about reality. This is F*cking glorius.

@kabob0077

7 жыл бұрын

There are two sabaton songs about fantasy and one is about the Ring Wraiths and the other is about the Traitor Legions and Chaos... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

@KillcodeMaster

6 жыл бұрын

Sabaton did a song about 40k?

@latinpassion

5 жыл бұрын

@@kabob0077 i need the name of the last song

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

Strikers CFG The Lord of the Rings one is called "Shadows" and the Warhammer is "Birds of War".

@latinpassion

5 жыл бұрын

@@kabob0077 thanks brother

Don't worry, guys, I think Dundee and his crocodiles can hold their own.

@zoidberg6965

9 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Slaven nope we definitely don't... Dundee (on the banks of the River Tay) is in Scotland.

@SlavenMansGym

9 жыл бұрын

Are you Scottish?

@zoidberg6965

9 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Slaven yes and live in Dundee :p

@SlavenMansGym

9 жыл бұрын

Philip Wilson That's awesome man, haha

@taariichan3239

9 жыл бұрын

Philip Wilson and there's unicorn out there?

Saw the title " wtf" saw it was a napalm band. " my body is ready"

This is the sort of thing I would make my band sing if they didn't speak English.

@doriansaignren5628

8 жыл бұрын

+MinecraftWaryur You sir get a thumbs up for that.

@micmac274

8 жыл бұрын

They're from Scotland so many people think they don't :)

@Harbinger7777

8 жыл бұрын

+micmac274 christopher bowes is from scotland, the singer is swiss though.

@Red-gv2bk

8 жыл бұрын

one is swidisyh

@MCDreng

7 жыл бұрын

Prof. Panda He's Swiss. Not Swedish.

Wow and I didn't even take my shrooms yet!

@stormboy6677

9 жыл бұрын

Davey Plugers davey dat heb je wel, niet liegen zo heb ik je niet opgevoed!

@davey8200

9 жыл бұрын

stormboy6677 Enkel de glimmende en die ene met een Zingende Bulgaarse dwerg erop

@talloss3329

8 жыл бұрын

+Davey Plugers who needs mushrooms when you can have a gloryhammer

@micmac274

8 жыл бұрын

+Davey Plugers Make sure you don't take shroobs instead. They're evil aliens who have attacked Mario (the video game character.)

Huh, this band's founder is the vocalist from Alestrom. That actually explains a lot.

@rattslayer

10 жыл бұрын

different sound, very similar levels of AWSOME!

@pyroSlam

10 жыл бұрын

he's also the keyboardist

@bigbastard7582

10 жыл бұрын

Holy crap haha I started liking both of these bands at the same time

@goodfty

10 жыл бұрын

rattslayer It sounds the same...

@theoperumal5174

6 жыл бұрын

Really! I had no idea

"Darkness never wins" They said. Then, Zargothrax had a perfect idea. Kill all the unicorns, creatures of light, and destroy everything with them Light always wins, but not when they are the darkness puppets

@ehhhhhhhhhhk

Жыл бұрын

Damn that's deep

This is the most ludicrous, ridiculous bunch of lyrics i have ever heard/seen put into song......fucking had me at the title, rest of the song did not disappoint! Fuck yeah! \m/ \m/

@CavemanJesus4Life

8 жыл бұрын

+Pigeaterdlx Are you into Rhapsody(of fire)?

@Pigeaterdlx

8 жыл бұрын

CavemanJesus4Life Sorry for the late response. What I've heard I like, but I wouldn't call myself a devotee. Just have so many favorite bands, and an eclectic taste, hard to find time for everything!

@jpmisterioman

8 жыл бұрын

+CavemanJesus4Life I don't see how talking about love, politics, religion or emotions is somehow "deeper" than talking about those SAME things within the context of a fantasy world. If anything, it makes these topics easier to digest with a world. I'm talking about Rhapsody of course.

@micmac274

8 жыл бұрын

+Pigeaterdlx You should hear the second album, they transfer everything 1000 years into the future, where it becomes an expy of the 40K universe, and the ending of the album is DARKER than 40K.

@Pigeaterdlx

8 жыл бұрын

micmac274 For fuck's sake, that's just not fair, clearly baiting for the third album! ;-) 40K eh?! So on top of Angus, Zargothrax etc. we have Orcs/Orks In space!? Well shit! Guess I'll have to check it out! :-D

I've been to Dundee....its nowhere near this level of excitement

@UwU-xk5cx

4 жыл бұрын

Well thank Angus McFife for that

@antihackerbg

4 жыл бұрын

@@UwU-xk5cx I'd prefer running away from undead unicorns than a regular city.

@GenderWoman666

4 жыл бұрын

Is it an actual place? for real?

@DeadlyPimps

4 жыл бұрын

@@GenderWoman666 haha yeah dude it's a city in Scotland

@GenderWoman666

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadlyPimps uff, I just googled it xD

It's even funnier when you're Scottish.

@Sargatanas2k2

10 жыл бұрын

Even more amazing when you are from Fife. It's a damn good album but I can't help but laugh.

@RumblerGaming

9 жыл бұрын

Anyone else fucking RAGING about not getting independence?

@TheOverloadxRsps

9 жыл бұрын

RumblerGaming I am.. I'm not even Scottish :/

@thomaslefebvre7842

9 жыл бұрын

RumblerGaming yep, and I am from quebec (french province of Canada)

@avantasiaftw

9 жыл бұрын

Its very true that it is that little bit better if you are from Fife, I hail from the fields of Dun-ferm-line as it happens. Cracking band who aren't up their own arse taking everything so seriously. And no, glad independence didn't happen since I read a lot about it and Salmond was a clueless twat who didn't know the answer to many important questions and resorted to calling everyone who disagreed with him a liar lol sure I want you in charge of my country....

FIREBALLS AND LIGHTNING ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY

@bigdickricky

10 жыл бұрын

CHAOS AND BLOODSHED WHILE ALL PEOPLE DIE

@rafvermeylen4141

7 жыл бұрын

Rock N' Rolly IN THIS EPIC BATTLE BEGINS THE FINAL WAR

@craigcollymore7683

7 жыл бұрын

Rock N' Rolly TRAGITY WILL STRIKE THIS DAY PEPARE THEE FOR

@lucasbiondi4446

6 жыл бұрын

UNICORN INVASION OF DUNDEE

How is it that Angus McFife gets a music video, but this doesn't? Then again I don't think that there's a budget big enough to pull it off.

@dragonforceczar1610

8 жыл бұрын

I feel like "Victorious Eagle Warfare" from the second album could've used a music video, but I'm very much happy with the one I got.

@FlamingNinja

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot how expensive Unicorns are, gotta pay their wages, union bonuses, insurance against evil wizar- Scratch that last one about evil wizards

@SangwiSigil

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Ze tree the word "rape" means not only "forced to participate in sexual activities against will", but also "to take, to kidnap".

@user-ce9xn3od4z

4 жыл бұрын

It's 2020, and guess what!

Honestly I know they are a parody of power metal and stuff with the lyrics...but they know how to play. The music is damn good. They have it down. It is a good power metal song, with great tempo and sound with a great hook. So much better than a lot of bands that take themselves way too seriously

@Z04RD

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Luty "Honestly I know they are a parody of power metal and stuff" They are? I was not aware. This song's lyric has some hilarious lines, but overall it works for me. Want to grab a sword and run into battle against an undead blight. :)

@Blossora

9 жыл бұрын

Z04RD it's a parody of power metal like how Dethklok is a parody of death metal. UIoD was originally written as a single song to be funny, but they ended up making a whole album out of it.

@Z04RD

9 жыл бұрын

Blossora And turns out it was a damn good thing that could happen to this band. :D |m|,

@Z04RD

9 жыл бұрын

***** "Good news everyone!" :)

@warriorsorb1111

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention they come up with a wickedly awesome storyline

This song is what happens when a DM is sick of your bullshit

They wrote the most epic fantasy song ever. Its got magic, evil wizards, undead unicorns, etc

''The beautiful princess was raped ....'' wait,by the undead unicorns?! Dude,that's some really fucked up stuff,seriously.

@MyRegardsToTheDodo

9 жыл бұрын

***** Every time I hear these lyrics I get reminded of South Park The Stick of Truth...

@cjgillett

9 жыл бұрын

***** Pretty sure it was Zargothrax that did it

@grimdork6017

9 жыл бұрын

***** Rape Horse strikes again.

@KageKrigeren

9 жыл бұрын

***** Nah that would be to unrealistic

@cjgillett

9 жыл бұрын

Kage Krigeren just my thoughts on it I could be wrong

The first 5 seconds made me laugh. Throughout, BEST LYRICS EVER!

@HawkeHenry

6 жыл бұрын

"SAY NO MORE:"

46 people serve Zargothrax

@kabob0077

7 жыл бұрын

Then we we shall make them and the Unicorns kneel before the King!

@TheRubeoHagrid

7 жыл бұрын

Hail to Crail, mightiest warriors in the land!

@Emanon389

7 жыл бұрын

let's take back the fortress of Triton !

@GODOFNIGTMARES

5 жыл бұрын

Shit. I was discovered. Retreat!!

@tarvoc746

5 жыл бұрын

@@kabob0077 _Kabob Macseven made a mighty vow:_ _"I'll make them and the unicorns_ _Before the great king bow!"_

UNICORNS OF LOVE

@PengusKhan

9 жыл бұрын

UNICORNS OF DEATH

@JacobCaffee

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Rice Why not Lovely Unicorns of Death?

@piratczvojtapopovics

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Caffee They will charm you with their lovely manes....and then stab you in the guts and eat you alive.

Some really angry unicorns... Love it!

@kabob0077

7 жыл бұрын

More like some really Scourged Unicorns, they are coming to make Dundee kneel before the Lich King.

I never knew undead unicorns could be this awesome

The live performance of this band is simply magnificent. HOOTS!! HOOTS!

"Fireballs make everybody die." How I'm describing things after DMing a 16 hour long session.

@MrEgofreak

2 жыл бұрын

I'm with ya. You just want it over at this point!

Me: If the weather is nice tomorrow, I will go hiking. Meteorologists for a few days: Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky!

I can't believe I didn't realize this before.... but listen to the bass kicks during the verses. In the chorus, it's a staccato fast kick beat 1-2-3-4. HOWEVER, during the verse, it's the same staccato beat, but missing the fourth kick, so 1-2-3-blank. And in doing so, does it not remind one of a galloping horse, or unicorn? O_O!!!!

@bozhidardimitrov3573

5 жыл бұрын

even though I understood nothing, it blew my mind

@tillimakaroni

4 жыл бұрын

It's a staple of power metal in general, but kind of fitting for this song in particular. And it's not really missing the fourth kick since that'd be three 16th notes with a 16th note pause in every beat, but instead it's a traditional galloping rhythm with an 8th note followed by two 16th notes. Also, staccato is an interesting word to use, my brain is melting while I'm trying to think what legato drumming would sound like.

@SG-sk3kt

3 жыл бұрын

It's a common technique called galloping if you're talking about the bass. If you mean the bass drum, then yes, it's insanely hard

@chasemathis2016

2 жыл бұрын

Christopher Bowes is a genuinely talented songwriter. Sure his stuff is usually pretty silly, but the music speaks for itself. This, To the End of the World, Wooden Leg Part 2, Rise of the Chaos Wizards, The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny, 1741... The man knows how to make something sound good.

The drums: on fire. The guitar: shooting lightning. Metal level: enough to make steel plate armor for a legion or two to take back Dundee.

This band is a glorious avalanche of cheese thundering down from the mountains of musical comedy. Please never stop!

What if Gloryhammer are the Sabaton of an alternate Universe?

Gloryhammer- I will NEVER lose my virginity.

@janermaher

9 жыл бұрын

MaCRfin facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=697503920322379&set=o.576161852499097&type=1&theater

@JacobCaffee

9 жыл бұрын

Lies, the Unicorns will take it :P

@Tail_Yellow

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Caffee omg

@xFluing

9 жыл бұрын

And?

@RevolverPanda

9 жыл бұрын

when you stay virgin until you are 30 years old, you'll become a powerfull magican!

From lyrics to a session of d&d 😂 your song are perfect ispiration for campaign

Well... finally, power metal typewriter has been found.

This is *so* gonna be in my next D&D campaign.

@FilthyF9621

7 жыл бұрын

Fucking same my dood

Best memory of this song is on a bus to wacken 2019 and the driver lets us put this on...most epic bus ride ever

This is my new ringtone. Somebody please call me during mass.

Best song of Undead Unicorns i've ever heard! 10/10.

@martijnvanweele6204

5 жыл бұрын

That's a bit of an overly narrow superlative...

when this song comes up, my batteries go up to 100% and I jump around for 4 and a half minutes straight

One of the things I love most about this band is the storyline in their albums. I jam out to all their songs like crazy at work while my imagination takes over. 🤘🤘

Alright people. It's over: the most epic song has been created. It's all downhill from on there, so don't bother. Thank you all for coming.

@Skyblade12

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree. Their songs just keep getting more awesome.

@benjamincooper358

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skyblade12 Gloryhammer is peak music, alongside Echo and that bicycle horn cover of A Cruel Angel's Thesis.

@sashabender8603

3 жыл бұрын

Check out their missiles of nuclear justice

@tonysimister4825

3 ай бұрын

The Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde begs to differ...

Me: Huh, this kinda makes me think of D&D. Also me: *looks at comments* Oh, I'm not the only one.

Seriously. Making a song about a wizard that puts evil spells on the once noble beasts referred to as unicorns, making them undead and marching to destroy their homeland. If this isn't originality I do not know what is.

@Zekromaster

5 жыл бұрын

And destroying **Dundee, Scotland** of all the places

@aurumvale9908

4 жыл бұрын

going on a blind date with a gargoyle?

@RuggedWogan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zekromaster Well the Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland

I don't know if you were aiming to make people laugh with this, but damn, I laughed and loved every second of it.

@ClarksonNo1

10 жыл бұрын

coming from one of their band members its a parody of power metal but also they feel power metal isnt fun anymore with all too many bands being "pseudo progressive" and being very sombre. Check out Ben Turks(the drummers) comments on the angus mcfife video for more detail.

@Gtank74

10 жыл бұрын

That's the beauty of these guys, it's epic, it's awesome, it brings back the "I'm not going to take myself seriously" mentality to the scene. Which I find refreshing, not to mention what's more metal than undead unicorn, with hell raining from the sky? That's right not much else.

I am in love...with this song! This is so epic I have goosebumps all over my body! The Song is great and the lyrics make my brain explode :D

zargotrax and his unicorns has conquered dundee. Fire balls and lightning has come!!!! RIP Angus mcfife!

I have this song playing full-blast on repeat whenever I play Skyrim. Epic shit.

@Red-gv2bk

8 жыл бұрын

that is a great ideda maripo cart 8 anyone? nevermind

Unicorns be like: We were *good* but now we are *bad*

I Dm'd a D&D campaign I made up to this song. We had a great time.

That solo fucking rules

there are naysayers who claim power metal is a joke and i would say to them, how dare you, this is a much maligned yet serious genre.

I'd completely forgotten about this until tonight. Thanks, Internet, for making the coming week a bit more bearable

Me playing Robot Unicorn Attack Evolution: "Screw my manhood, I love this game!" Me after finding this song: "My manhood is restored"

Fuck, I like this way more than I wanted to.

That must be the epicest song about unicorns i've ever heard

That beginning gets me every time. Thank you for recommending this, Spotify.

Into my favorite song folder

I remember that battle like it was yesterday, lots of good undead unicorns where lost on that day

I only have one question... was the Beautiful Princess raped by undead unicorns, or someone else?

@sumdipshet1094

5 жыл бұрын

I choose to believe the unicorns

@joeyverliesharen

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@fallenknight3016

5 жыл бұрын

Berserk

@benjamincooper358

4 жыл бұрын

Probably Zargothrax? Hopefully not Angus

@JanusAlmight

4 жыл бұрын

..... yes

The Unicorns used to be good, now they are forced to serve Hell. That is so fucking metal!

OMG the rhythm of this song is exactly like that of galloping hoofbeats!

Someone needs to make a D&D setting based on Gloryhammer.

best song ever

That guitar solo is so badass!!! Love it

First off, how does this not have a million views already?! This is so awesome! Second, 90 people were not ready for war.

THEY'RE RECORDING A NEW ALBUM!!

Who else wants a full musical of this

This is the song you come for so you can stay for the rest of the album

it's so cheesy, it's awesome.

I saw you alive... What an amazing band!!!! :) Hail to the unicorns!!

if you love true metal inspired by dragons and Dio and all those who love great story telling then this should bring forth magic spells from your soul.

just throw myself away from laughting... just too brilliant^^

I didn't know what to expect, I read the title and I say "ok". And then there is right away writing in Big letters "The unicorn invasion of Dundee !" And I lost and laughed during the whole song. That's awesome. Thanks.

When your chorus is too big , but you are Gloryhamer so you use it as it is!!!!!

When your friend tries to play a necromancer, but likes playing bards to much

As a classical musician...this was kind of a bop

cant say much for the sound quality but the lyric fonts are top notch..damn fine job rokuzo

I seriously can't stop laughing at this. This is absolutely hilarious.

the undead unicorns eventually won and thought to themselves What the fuck are we doing in Dundee?!

I still come back here. So good memorys :D

when the bard roll a nat 20 after someone ask it to tell a story