man dundee sounds like such a cool place i wish scotland was real

@istvanmolnar1697

2 жыл бұрын

What? Is it some Gloryhammer stuffs I can't understand?

@kenhall3518

2 жыл бұрын

@@istvanmolnar1697 A lot of the names and places in these songs are real places, they're in Scotland. Bernardo is making a joke.

@yanfei7782

2 жыл бұрын

Fecal demons.

@GrindEmann

2 жыл бұрын

@@yanfei7782 they forced me to go to the toilet 5 times already today. It's a slow and painful death.

@yanfei7782

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrindEmann Also smelly.

Sabaton: We write about past battles and war Heroes Gloryhammer: Who needs reality when you have imagination

@TheRockOffice

5 жыл бұрын

Except there was a Battle of Dunkeld , i just googled it. xD

@etherealessence

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRockOffice pretty sure this isn't a historical account of that battle.

@AJKiesel

5 жыл бұрын

@@etherealessence Of course it is. "[...]Following the death of Viscount Dundee in the victory of Zargothrax' forces at the Battle of Killiecrankie, command of the Jacobites was passed to Angus McFife XIII, leader from another dimension.[...]"

@TheRockOffice

5 жыл бұрын

@@AJKiesel Hahahaah!!! I bet it is in wikipedia by tomorrow! ;)

@AJKiesel

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRockOffice It already kinda is. I took a passage out of that article and changed the sentences a bit to be fitting.

Can't wait for the Gloryhammer Cinematic Universe.

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

Blysful Remnant I'd pay to see that.

@catnipnapkin3329

5 жыл бұрын

We'd have to buy A LOT of their cd's lmao

@TonksMoriarty

5 жыл бұрын

I'd contribute to a crowdfunding campaign to see that!

@zedds7145

5 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@GinraiPrime666

5 жыл бұрын

No amount of money would do it justice!

Me: Alestorm is the most ridiculous and awesome metal band ever. Gloryhammer: Hold my laser-powered crystal space beer.

@HALberdier17

5 жыл бұрын

Makes sense Chris Bowes is in both bands.

@FobianCr

5 жыл бұрын

Luca Turilli: ha, kids.

@pixelsthered

5 жыл бұрын

@@HALberdier17 Not any more like. He still manages Gloryhammer thougg

@Naerah

5 жыл бұрын

@@pixelsthered Touring with two bands at once must be quite hard or impossible.

@matthenry589

5 жыл бұрын

Pixels Redman he writes most of gloryhammer’s songs

Song synopsis: "Epic battle is fight"

@SurrealNights

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's the synopsis for EVERY Gloryhammer song. XD

@gentlemanjester637

5 жыл бұрын

More like band synopsis

@guyincognito5663

5 жыл бұрын

More like life synopsis. FOR DUNDEE!!

@spoogemop

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are those who would see this as a bad thing. We shun those people.

@Kegeb45

5 жыл бұрын

Stupid and continuously repeating the same things. Before you start the song you know what you are going to listen. Hammer, Dundee, King, mysterious monsters again and again with almost the same melody. Feels like you are 12yo again.

"Dark robotic astral zombies eating the peasants who live in Glasgow." Genius distilled!

@homevalueglass3809

5 жыл бұрын

That or the "Fecal demons".

@AnonJuggerbot

5 жыл бұрын

Zargothrax has Necrons, everyone is screwed

@verdantegreenleaf190

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnonJuggerbot Fortify that shit Dorn!

@CommanderViviax

5 жыл бұрын

That lyric is genius! It is hilarious. I laughed so much at that.

@alexdamianmuriel4239

5 жыл бұрын

since 1992

The Horus Heresy wouldn’t have happened if they trusted in Hoots...

@Deadlock239

4 жыл бұрын

Something tells me this question did pop up, and about 30 seconds later, Caliban exploded. No one's sure what happened except the fallen but they aint telling.

@bjornnjalror1253

4 жыл бұрын

What's a Caliban? I asked the Interrogator-Chaplain and he just said "I dunno" then tried to book me in for a mental health check...

@schoffelenrick6445

4 жыл бұрын

BROTHER GET THE HEAVY FLAMER

@bjornnjalror1253

4 жыл бұрын

@@schoffelenrick6445 GET THE TWIN-LINKED HEAVY FLAMER AND THE LAND RAIDER IT'S ATTACHED TO

@leafroman8816

4 жыл бұрын

@@bjornnjalror1253 omnissiah will help us

I love how powermetal songs are more engraved in their own lore than the star wars sequel trilogy

@voxdraconia4035

5 жыл бұрын

The sequels are very much in tune with StarWars lore...just not like the more blind and ignorant parts of fandom want to understand and see ... now enough of this, fecal demons need slaying

@squirrelly1375

5 жыл бұрын

@@voxdraconia4035 it may be accurate to their logic but the last jedi just did not fit into star wars. Ships should not fall backwards when they run out of fuel

@NaliTikva

4 жыл бұрын

@@squirrelly1375 "Ships should not fall backwards when they run out of fuel" Sorry but they kinda should, if the other ships are still accelerating and the camera is following them, it looks as if they fall backwards. Doesn't make TLJ a good movie. Like, holdo making this "great" sacrifice after she already sacrificed herself by staying behind on the doomed ship. Most of the movie might not directly clash with starwars lore but from a story perspective it's full of flaws. The ship falling back is not one of them IMHU

@NaliTikva

4 жыл бұрын

@@voxdraconia4035 Yeah blind and ignorant parts of the fandom, like Mark Hamill /s

@MegaAgamon

2 жыл бұрын

@@voxdraconia4035 The sequels aren't in tune with their own lore. Much less with the overall lore of the franchise.

Everyone: wow, Dark Souls lore is so deep! Me, an intellectual: Gloryhammer Lore

@scotchtapeworm3755

5 жыл бұрын

I should look into itm i just casually listen without reading the lyrics. Fun stuff whem I do

@pepegapepegov4820

5 жыл бұрын

Dark souls lore deep? Since when?

@tomrichters7205

5 жыл бұрын

@@pepegapepegov4820 has always been deep

@zanjusucks

5 жыл бұрын

...wouldn't you also be part of *every* one?

@Taika_talvi

5 жыл бұрын

Dark souls lore is shit for nerds to eat up. Good games but shitty lore.

Marvel: Endgame is the greatest story of 2019 Angus McFife: Hold my Astral Hammer

@alexludwing90

5 жыл бұрын

the new generation of avengers play this song in credits

@GonnaDieNever

5 жыл бұрын

That's Angus Mcfife the 15th

@OzixiThrill

5 жыл бұрын

@@GonnaDieNever Angus McFife the *13th*.

@user-wk2vq9no4q

5 жыл бұрын

@@OzixiThrill *XIII

@darthpepo

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my Dark Robotic Astral Zombies.

Fate stay night: people die when they are killed. Gloryhammer: legendary battle, epic war is fight.

@firstconsul7286

4 жыл бұрын

And fireballs make everybody die

@vitorsly

4 жыл бұрын

Although it's important to note that a Hero cannot be defeated simply by making him die.

@infernovski1235

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Hoots died last album and he came back as god in the next. So no, not all people die when they are killed.

@thronesofwar4275

4 жыл бұрын

@@infernovski1235 pretty sure that was an alternate dimension tho

@infernovski1235

4 жыл бұрын

@@thronesofwar4275 Different reality, same Hoots. After he sacrificed himself in the last album, his spirit was forged into the reality that was created by the terrorvortex of Kor-Virliath, thus turning him into an immortal god in this reality.

The Hoots went from the Barbarian King of Unst to an Astral Demi-God. That's some mighty character Progression. Apparently conquering California and Sacrificing yourself and Planet Earth gives mad EXP.

@bluetheswordsman4696

5 жыл бұрын

It's more the serious kill count you get from destroying all human life that gives all of that sweet, sweet XP

@impguardwarhamer

5 жыл бұрын

atchuaalllyyyyy pretty sure in the 2nd and 3rd albums its Angus McFife 13th

@drsatanrx

5 жыл бұрын

@@impguardwarhamer and the king of Unst/the barbarian king is the hootsman. The king of california and the one who sacrifices himself to destroy the world in 1992, also comes back in the darkest of hours in this album to chump zargothryx.

@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@impguardwarhamer Uh, no? McFife is the King of Dundee. Hootsman is the King of California and Unst.

@vsGoliath96

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Wait, hold on. Aren't the Hollywood Hootsman from Space 1992 and the Hootsman from Galactic Terrorvortex two separate people? Because Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny refers to the Hootsman as Angus, as well as wielding the Astral Gloryhammer. The Hollywood Hootsman was the Barbarian King of Unst and used his mighty battle-axe, right? What the actual fuck did I just type? This shit is deeper than Dark Souls lore.

Me: "So how much fantasy lore do you put in your songs?" Gloryhammer: "Yes"

@blind_surgeon

5 жыл бұрын

Never heard one of these jokes before

@CiuppyCiuppyBoy

5 жыл бұрын

@@blind_surgeon cool

@miloskaluznik48

5 жыл бұрын

@@blind_surgeon People get offended by others being funny these days? What a dark age we live in.

@blind_surgeon

5 жыл бұрын

@@miloskaluznik48 thats what you call funny? What a dark age we live in.

@miloskaluznik48

5 жыл бұрын

@@blind_surgeon Wow, mate, what a comeback. This is like talking to five years old, who tries to act like genius, mostly by repeating my words. Truly pathetic.

Of all the Scottish cities that they could put into a song, Auchtermuchty was definitely not on my list.

@ChakChakGuy

5 жыл бұрын

I guess it might have been in reference to The HU a mongolian metall/rock band. Listen to their son Wolf Totem it sounds a lot like that

@MrChristK

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChakChakGuy That's true haha. That's about the only part I remember even though I really feel like singing along

@Otanaon

5 жыл бұрын

So hard to pronounce!! Btw I love your icon!!

@DareTadakatsu

5 жыл бұрын

I mean... it is a town in fife, and he is angus mcfife.. get with it bro

@redforest9269

5 жыл бұрын

It's real... I feel kinda silly now (though I'm an American so perhaps I can be forgiven)...

confutatis maledictis caledoniae google translate says: "Doomed Scottish Executive"

@ladiesgentswegothim

3 жыл бұрын

*closes eyes and chortles*

@lotusluminance5872

3 жыл бұрын

That's a mistranslation. It's "Scottish Executive OF Doom."

@thebiologist8662

3 жыл бұрын

A bit late to the party. Confutatis maledictis can be translated in different ways, but I think it's a reference to Mozart's requiem. In that case it roughly means the doomed accused/condemned Scotsmen. It's hard to translate that to English because English lacks the proper verbal tenses. The problem is, that the sentence should continue, in the requiem it goes "Confutatis maledictis flammis acribus addictis, voca me cum benedictis" and the complete sentence would roughly be: When the condemned are doomed to the searing flame, call me among the blessed.

@ThePigeon5734

3 жыл бұрын

Ok so what's going to make this even funnier is that the singer is actually a lawyer. A Scottish Executive, if you will.

@glowstickofdestiny1290

3 жыл бұрын

Winkler is actually -Swedish- (revision: Swiss) IIRC, but he's a lawyer _playing_ a fantasy-Scottish man so it counts in my book

I actually think that Gloryhammer deserves it's own show

@thuse5532

5 жыл бұрын

SAME~!!

@logar3265

5 жыл бұрын

I’d definitely freaking watch that

@justinvallange

4 жыл бұрын

Why tho when they already paint crystal clear images of the action with music? You can just see in your head the grand epic scale of things and honestly I think the embellishment added by the individual imagination makes it more extravagant and epic than what can be actually made. For example, I like to image hoots flying down into a clothesline on zargothrax in fires of ancient cosmic destiny That's just my 2 cents tho and I'd totally watch the show regardless

@Aplesedjr

4 жыл бұрын

Justin V Allange I think the upside to that however would be the level of detail to added to everything. You can imagine the scale of the battles, but it’s extremely difficult to imagine every single individual soldier in their own individual battles with everything that is also happening at the same time. Plus, they could still use the music that evokes the same feeling at the proper moments.

@Mwilli2132

3 жыл бұрын

I would find some way to watch that despite not having access to a television with access to most channels.

oh no, not the FECAL DEMONS!

@TheRockOffice

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, shit.

@naruyashan

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRockOffice Unholy shit.

@cpip

5 жыл бұрын

@@naruyashan Emerging from the caverns below, of course.

@kru_kahn

5 жыл бұрын

Unholy shit demon...

@Madmuli

5 жыл бұрын

Shit has hit the fan!

The hammer is useless! Will Angus defeat the evil sorcerer, or is hope for Dundee and the galaxy lost? tune in next time on "Gloryhammer"! This band is the shit. I love it.

@5ar_

5 жыл бұрын

The hope is not lost you peasant! We still have the faith in the lord of Unst! Hail Hootsman!

@umbralumbreon7380

5 жыл бұрын

Probs one of, if not, the best metal bands in recent years. HAIL HOOTS!!!

@khan-bm3zz

5 жыл бұрын

Judging by the other song we have from this album, he goes to recharge it at some point. If I had to guess, this song is probably early in the album's 'story', right after he emerges from the portal to the past we saw in Apocalypse 1992. The Hootsman probably saves him and gives him time to escape, and repower his hammer. I love that I can say that and be totally serious.

@Eli2003

5 жыл бұрын

there rock not metal metal bands scream and sing fast like lord of lost

@agentbuckwall2806

5 жыл бұрын

@@Eli2003 Screaming isn't a requirement of being a metal band

"Epic War is Fight" Those sure are some deep and meaningful lyrics right there

@bling__brute6048

10 ай бұрын

But what about *insert random, more or less meaningless latin that dont translate to anything and just sound cool at the beginning*.

@joelhemphill8005

10 ай бұрын

@@bling__brute6048 I mean, it does translate. "King of London/Dundee"', "Fury of the apocalypse", "Mage of calamity", "Intergalactic war". Epic war is fight is far more silly.

@HeirofDacia

8 ай бұрын

"I swear by the blood of the sword in my veins, I will never be defeat!" might just be deeper.

teacher: we are going to Scotland this year the class:that is soooooo boring me and my friends:

@geekymetalhead5112

4 жыл бұрын

If your friends don't wanna go to Scotland to fight Astral Wizards, robot zombies, fecal demons and undead unicorns....are they really your friends?

@luckyassassin1

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone who thinks Scotland is boring is poorly mistaken. This is coming from an American with no Scottish blood, so pretty unbiased

@hiroprotagonest

4 жыл бұрын

Chris has said (paraphrased) "we set Gloryhammer in Scotland because Scotland is boring."

@Patrick-wy4op

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiroprotagonest as a Scot I agree

@electricsh4rk797

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiroprotagonest I agree but disagree. Before gloryhammer, Scotland was boring, it's now, not boring.

With every Gloryhammer song: Show up for the song and video. Stay for the comments. IN HOOTS WE TRUST!

@guyincognito5663

5 жыл бұрын

HOOTUS VULT

@MDMetal

5 жыл бұрын

*HAIL HOOTS!*

@unrulybot1352

4 жыл бұрын

FOR THE GLORY OF DUNDEE

@wolfox7776

4 жыл бұрын

In hoots we trust!

FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOL-... Hey, wait.

@Reforei

5 жыл бұрын

I paused at sec 12 to look for this comment. Just a tiny little resemblance xD

@daniellundqvist5782

5 жыл бұрын

If "Sabaton - Night witches" and "Powerwolf - In blood we trust" had a baby . . . It would be this song.

@NoGoodUsername9384

5 жыл бұрын

Just noticed it lol

@enclavegains8345

5 жыл бұрын

Sabaton

@animesakuragirl

5 жыл бұрын

I had to make a double take at the start of the song. Lol

"horryfying fecal demons" "dark robotic astral zombies" WHO would ever dislike this? This is f-ing BRILLIANT

@baxterbruce9827

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the peasants who live in Glasgow wouldn't be fans if the zombies, but that's about all *I* can think of

@tacdragzag7464

3 жыл бұрын

@@baxterbruce9827 That is... Stupidly logical. Good job.

@lowercase_ash

2 жыл бұрын

My friend who reccomended the song to me was mumbling "horrifying fecal demons" while we hung out so now I *have* to listen to it lmao

@KitKatHexe

Жыл бұрын

Nurgle and the Necrons may have some litigious leanings, but they're fictional so they'd have to wait for GW to decide to die on a hill.

@WhatIsThatThingDoing

9 ай бұрын

Those lines feel like something I'd come up with randomly while trying to scrape together an idea in a very short time limit. And I love it all the more for that.

Me: "... But the hootsman is dead." The true terror dimension God: "That's where you're wrong, kiddo!"

Choruses in latin, nothing can go wrong. - Epic Power Metal Vol.1 pg. 2

@gotfriedgotfried5103

5 жыл бұрын

Therion anyone?

@wilbertodonado520

5 жыл бұрын

@@gotfriedgotfried5103 Therion doesn't have Latin choirs. More like Epica.

@FobianCr

5 жыл бұрын

@@wilbertodonado520 Rhapsody, Luca Turilli, etc.

@Wanderingsage7

5 жыл бұрын

and you're able to translate just by context. is good.

@Adros2121

4 жыл бұрын

And Powerwolf has entire songs.

I like how the prop for Angus Mcfife's hammer has - over time and between albums - increased in size and complexity. As if it's slowly gaining more power. And not just cuz their prop department has more funding....

@zackburns3720

5 жыл бұрын

I also love that the varients slowly gained the gloryhammer logo on the sides.

@pleasant_asymmetry

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine what a great job it must be to work on their props

@zackburns3720

5 жыл бұрын

It's like working for wizards of the coast but it's for a metal band XD

@umbralumbreon7380

5 жыл бұрын

@@zackburns3720 I'd love that job tbh

@Edbazokatone

5 жыл бұрын

yes, considering it was a sword on the first video xD

Horrifying Fecal Demons: *exists* Nurgle: *wants to know your location*

@Spartan135

5 ай бұрын

We need a bigger Flamer for THIS MUCH HERESY! 🔥

Album Title: "Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex" Jesus Christ.

@callummclachlan4771

5 жыл бұрын

Guess they're not hiding the ridiculousness of the lyrics. Even if I enjoy the music.

@Tuxedoian

5 жыл бұрын

@@callummclachlan4771 The silliness of the lyrics is what makes it even better. It's silly, but they play it serious.

@axalu2598

4 жыл бұрын

*Hootsman

@thomaslavitola7789

4 жыл бұрын

I would see the shit of a movie called that

@cadenhensley9530

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, that feels like some heresy. An attempt to hide chaos propaganda, i say. Grab the heavy flamers, we must purge them.

Dundee: *exists* Zargothrax: RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

When the Bard in your group rolls a 20

@carmines.9537

5 жыл бұрын

* roll 1

@jakoblent4694

3 жыл бұрын

And has proficency in entertaining

@xquo2714

3 жыл бұрын

@@carmines.9537 that's just like, your opinion man

@AAAAAA-qs1bv

3 жыл бұрын

@@carmines.9537 Well, lore wise they did technically roll a nat 1 since angus arrived from the terrorvortex a lot after zargothrax.

"Legendary battle, epic war is fight", is my favorite line in anything ever.

PowerWolf: catholic mythology and satanism. Sabaton: the history of war and battle. Alestorm: heavy. metal. pirates. GloryHammer: hey guys, you know what’s cool? Space wizards riding laser shooting unicorns. I swear power metal bands are just having WAY too much fun. EDIT: #1 I am having way too much fun, watching you all LOOSE YOUR MINDS in the comments section. #2 alright fine I corrected it, sorry.

@mesterdeath7

5 жыл бұрын

Add Turisas, And you have all of my favorite power metal bands. Lol

@Dimitris_A.

5 жыл бұрын

@@RegiRuler why? did they do something?

@austingriffith850

5 жыл бұрын

@@RegiRuler What did Powerwolf do?

@dragonguard9998

5 жыл бұрын

@@RegiRuler As a Catholic I find many of their songs pretty awesome

@henriquepacheco7473

5 жыл бұрын

@@austingriffith850 Sung about holy werewolves and satan or some shit, and the dude got personally offended

Sooooooooooooo... This is literally a fusion of every single piece of Gloryhammer lore, a mashup of all their songs and, as Daniel Lundqvist pointed out, a baby of Sabaton's Night Witches and Powerwolf's In Blood we trust. I freakin love it.

@seanc4501

5 жыл бұрын

It also sounds a bit like batmetal

@thuse5532

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why we love it!!

@henriquepacheco7473

5 жыл бұрын

@@seanc4501 You mean dethklok

@ObviouslyDiego

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, I heard the same Sabaton riff for the intro, now this song is twice as epic.

@ClawCarver

5 жыл бұрын

Therion-esque in parts, too, or at least I think so.

The wormhole had transported Angus and Zargothrax to an alternate dimension! And somehow, Zargothrax had materialized at an earlier point in time, letting him conquer the entire Kingdom of Fife with nothing to stand in his way. With his Hammer of Glory unable to channel the powers of this universe, Angus could not defeat the evil wizard in combat, and was forced to retreat from the battle. Even with their mysterious battle-prayers to The Hootsman, the resistance armies had no chance. From a hiding place in the hills above Dunkeld, he watched in horror as Zargothrax's army slaughtered the inhabitants of the city, the final holdout against the forces of evil. Angus could not believe his eyes when he realized who was commanding the armies of chaos... it was none other than Ser Proletius, the Grand Master of the Templar Knights of Crail! What terrible enchantment had led the alternate-universe version of this noble warrior to fight on the side of Zargothrax?!

@ArchangelJaceAscended

4 жыл бұрын

I think the fact that Ser Proletius is on Zargothrax's side in this dimension is the saddest thing. He was a hero!

@SouthicSkaldProductions

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArchangelJaceAscended A hero of Dundee!

@CesarG73

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArchangelJaceAscended yes, it was all due to the knife of evil...

@arx3516

3 жыл бұрын

it was also revealed that Angus was actually Odin and that he founded IKEA!

@mar_speedman

3 жыл бұрын

This is beautiful. I've been staring at this for hours, now

"Fecal Demons" - in customer support, we call them "customers"

@Mwilli2132

3 жыл бұрын

And DOOM players call them “ammo.”

@SiniBANG

3 жыл бұрын

Customerde as I sometimes call theme.

"What did you get in your Latin class?" "A D." "Good enough."

That laser Unicorn took me by surprise.

@ZephyrusMapping

5 жыл бұрын

...Why? Why would a laser unicorn in a Gloryhammer song take you by surprise?

@thewanderingbard8455

5 жыл бұрын

Are you new here?

@gugu3436

5 жыл бұрын

ahahah

@janneswilmink487

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZephyrusMapping I knew that a unicorn would show up eventually, but didn't think it would shoot lasers out of its eyes

@avoiceofreason1178

5 жыл бұрын

Famous last words.

Warhammer in a nutshell...

Zargothrax is a antagonist/villain that actually wins. Multiple times.

@drsatanrx

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was stopped/defeated 3 times now.

@drsatanrx

5 жыл бұрын

@Droxy 56 im just pointing out that he hasn't actually won anything other than 3 severe ass kickings

@stringinibrothers9412

5 жыл бұрын

No, no, Epic battle is fight, neither the villain nor the hero "win" the point is to have an endless cycle of epic battles and quests. Repeat that to yourself, "Epic battle is fight."

@vitorsly

4 жыл бұрын

@@drsatanrx While he has been beaten 3 times, only the 3rd time did he actually die. The 1st time he was locked in a prison of liquid ice, which sucks but he returned, and the 2nd time, while his plan to summon the Elder God Kor-Viliath of the 18th Hell Dimension failed, he made the best of it by conquering a brand new world. On the other hand, he has also won at least 3 times, first by taking over Dundee in the first place, with his unicorn invasion, then being freed by the Chaos Wizards and giving the Knights of Crail their first defeat (a major feat) and finally succeeding in the siege of Dunkeld and forcing Angus to retreat. So effectively they're 3 wins for 3 losses

@samuellennon1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@vitorsly so basically he's tied with Angus? Shit at this rate they'll tear all of reality apart in their wars.

"Come face me in battle, Angus, and prepare... to meet thy doom" is the most underrated line here.

@ryanwells1031

3 жыл бұрын

Their use of "Latin" seems equally underrated as well.

@nirmalpaul13

3 жыл бұрын

I reckon it's 'HAIL HOOTS' mate

@doomguy6714

3 жыл бұрын

Приятно видеть знакомые лица.

@GhaleonStrife

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, "Horrifying fecal demons" is the best part. That battlefield is NOT a place I'd like to be.

@baxterbruce9827

3 жыл бұрын

@@GhaleonStrife What about the Dark Robotic Astral Zombies?

I can't wait to shout "In Hoots We Trust" live!

@JeerIoI

5 жыл бұрын

Kali I had the opportunity to do so in Chicago last Friday, and it was very glorious.

@fuckologic1202

5 жыл бұрын

HAIL HOOTS

@dv6769

4 жыл бұрын

Did it this summer at Graspop. It was LEGENDARY! HAIL HOOTS!

@CIA191

4 жыл бұрын

5 days ago,Thessaloniki,Greece. A-MA-ZING! HAIL HOOTS!

When Game of Thrones slowly turns to shit but you have another epic fantasy to enjoy.

@firstconsul7286

4 жыл бұрын

@Necroglobule That wouldn't stop me from trying

Peasants: Emerald Sword is the most epic saga in history of metal. Gloryhammer: Hold my Galactic Terrorvortex...

@caim4611

5 жыл бұрын

Emerald sword vs hammer of glory

@mordraug

5 жыл бұрын

Warrior of Ice vs Angus. Now that is something I would like to see :D Or even better. Warrior of Ice and Angus vs Akron and Zargothrax.

@cukincharts2225

5 жыл бұрын

@@mordraug oh yeah! What an epic crossover!

@mordraug

5 жыл бұрын

@@cukincharts2225 I am telling you, if that would be filmed, it would be more popular than Game of Thrones :D And you could not destroy the story like in the 8th season because of how ridiculous it is, so everything would make sense :D

@therealwinston3634

4 жыл бұрын

funny, cause Thomas Winkler (aka Angus McFife) was first in Emerald Sword, wasn't he?

My toes are cold

WE NEED A MOVIE based on the Gloryhammer albums.

@juliaogorzaek36

5 жыл бұрын

TV series xD

@JigokuKamikaze

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'd very much like to see the scene where dark robotic astral zombies devour some peasants

@GenderWoman666

4 жыл бұрын

@@juliaogorzaek36 Netflix series! (i pozdrowienia z Polski xD)

@juliaogorzaek36

4 жыл бұрын

@@GenderWoman666 Hailuję z Pruszkowa :)

@GenderWoman666

4 жыл бұрын

@@juliaogorzaek36 Odwzajemniam z Jeleniej Góry xD

I don't think i've ever been more hyped for a metal album before

@HeHeWaa

5 жыл бұрын

honestly! the hype died down a bit but now its full force!

@song9418

5 жыл бұрын

My hype has just been growing since the title song came out

@dakendawrf993

5 жыл бұрын

@@song9418 me too, day -21 before the full album °w° it's gonna be long.......

@MDMetal

5 жыл бұрын

This one drops on May 31st, and then Sabaton's "The Great War" drops on July 19th. Metal is having a really good year. 🤘😁🤘

@iamalpharius9483

5 жыл бұрын

*sits with head in hands

Film Directors: Sci-Fi, Horror or Mystical? Gloryhammer: YES!

Here we see that the Hootsman is still alive. I half-suspected they'd have gotten rid of him for good after Apocalypse 1992 and have James roll a new character. I assume this means that the album is set in an alternate universe and this is the alternate Hootsman. However, does this mean that there is another Angus and Zargothrax as well, in addition to the ones who went through the space portal in the previous album? An interesting prospect... However both Ben and Paul look different enough to either be alternate versions of their original characters or brand new ones, so it's also possible that the Hootsman is the only consistent one since he is immortal. So in this universe Zargothrax may have already been defeated and Angus passed away, or perhaps the state of disorder described in this universe is the result of Angus losing the final battle and the alternate Zargothrax having taken over Fife? If so, will the two Zargothraxes team up or fight each other in addition to Angus and his allies? I'm excited to have these questions answered and see where this album takes the story. ...Oh and the music is good too.

@gloryhammer

5 жыл бұрын

In this alternate dimension, Zargothrax never became an evil wizard. He was a simple peasant, and was killed in a freak basket weaving accident 14 years earlier.

@ryanbaker1750

5 жыл бұрын

@@gloryhammer Is this cannon?

@WillcraftAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Baker Considering the absence of checkmark, videos and subscribers I dare wager this is a fake account.

@hyperchrisz

5 жыл бұрын

@@WillcraftAnimations you're a fake account

@HuesoTorrante1

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyperchrisz and boom

In this dimension your hammer has no power over me RIP Thor 2019

@alexanderlambert295

5 жыл бұрын

Well, guess it's time for a new one.

@doesntknow2075

5 жыл бұрын

What are you? Thor, the god of hammers?

@sumdipshet1094

5 жыл бұрын

@@skog9944 three hammers

Thomas we love you!!

I'd pay to watch this trilogy in theaters.

Gotta love Angus attitude from "I got this, you're done!" to "Game over man, game over!".

Nightwish: elegic poetry Cradle of Filth: gothic poetry Dream Theatre: impressionist poetry Ensiferum: epic poetry Wisdom: wise people's words in lyrical form Gloryhammer: "DARK ROBOTIC ASTRAL ZOMBIES EATING THE PEASANTS WHO LIVE IN GLASGOW!!!"

@ExaltedDuck

2 жыл бұрын

I consider them essentially saturday morning cartoons. And I mean that in the best way possible because I f**king love this stuff.

@THExRISER

Жыл бұрын

Wow thanks for the recommendations, never heard of any of these bands before.

@temp3608

Жыл бұрын

lol

@hirschmeistr6842

Жыл бұрын

Sabaton: touch my metal machine😏

@dansattah

Жыл бұрын

Powerwolf: Catholic werewolves who lust for blood

We're in the Endgame now.

@AIgeneratedAlien

5 жыл бұрын

We love you!

@gooseflying1386

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@SurrealNights

5 жыл бұрын

I hope not. They mentioned in an interview that they have about 15 album's worth of story.

@SurrealNights

5 жыл бұрын

@Peter Mamaev I've seen Alestorm 3 times, met Chris twice (passed up a chance to play MTG with him once, and yes, he is as nuts as he seems) and Gloryhammer once (they were the support, Stratovarius were headline. Timo was sick and did not sound good.) Every single time has been amazing. So I don't doubt that Chris has that many tricks up his sleeve.

@alexanderlambert295

5 жыл бұрын

@@SurrealNights Damn, wonder how far behind they are on making songs about that campaign?

I made a macro in wow where every time my warrior uses charge he yells "IN HOOTS WE TRUST!"

@Minridiel

4 жыл бұрын

Now find a mage to ride a space lazer unicorn

@morrighaninspain7258

4 жыл бұрын

Muffin The Guildmaster This is effing brilliant! This comment makes me wanna play wow again 😬

@muffin103

4 жыл бұрын

@@morrighaninspain7258 Aw, thank you! And your name reminds me of a game that was a childhood treasure of mine.

With Angus out of Gloryhammer, galaxy is in real danger now. Damn Zargothrax, he did it.

Is crazy how this lyrics sounds like a parody in Gloryhammer but in other bands sounds like they are taking this kind of lyrics seriosly.

@timovideogames

5 жыл бұрын

that is the beauty of Gloryhammer, it's complete ridiculous nonsense that takes itself seriously

@sarahwinn2453

5 жыл бұрын

It’s like the Princess Bride of power metal.

@blahblah9036

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarahwinn2453 that's the perfect way to describe this band!

@tripwirecreator25

4 жыл бұрын

@@minimmats Thanks for the recommendation, I'll try Krull next.

@Zyvo2

3 жыл бұрын

In what other dimension could you have an Enchanted Crystal Laser Battleaxe, Wizards, Space Travel, and Evil Chaos Lords?

I am Captain Yarrface, welcome to Dundee!

@threeglassjars6051

5 жыл бұрын

On our Spaceship Rumahoy, we'll find our destiny!

@LasseLammert

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@globeparasite9381

4 жыл бұрын

To my right is Angus McFife Gloryhammer's bearer by right He likes travel into space And kicking wizard's ass

Wait a minute... I see what they did there. Spot that Bal-Sagoth reference 2:41 "I am the Bane of the Atlantean Kings, the Scourge of Lemuria , Arch-Foe of the Immortals of Ultima Thule!"

@_vinterthorn

5 жыл бұрын

Cry havoc for glory, and the annihilation of the titans of chaos!

@hyperchrisz

5 жыл бұрын

You're the first one to notice!

@AeonsONE

5 жыл бұрын

Duuuuuuude. Ok you just blew my mind.

@sharkman4353

4 жыл бұрын

*METAL INCREASED TO 100* *LORE INCREASED TO 100* *REFERENCES INCREASED TO 100*

@micmac274

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't Ultima Thule just an asteroid at this point in time?

“Epic war is fight” Man that’s deep

Nobody: Gloryhammer: IN HOOTS WE TRUST

Old and Busted: Roboute Guilliman New Hotness: Hoots CHANGE MY MIND!

@JamLpOtHeAd

5 жыл бұрын

Zargothrax > Chaos Gods!

@HebusGrimgor

5 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD

@dgodfrey9189

5 жыл бұрын

Hoots for the hoot god!

@malachai1381

5 жыл бұрын

*Rowboat Girlyman, fixed that for you :3

@nick_a91

4 жыл бұрын

fecal demons=daemons of Nurgle

It just won't be the same man :/

@TomeczekH

2 жыл бұрын

Zargothrax finally won :'(

@Phoenix-pm2qr

2 жыл бұрын

I agree...

This was the real GloryHammer. Sight...

@1337Ox

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, I am now waiting for Angus McSix to release first song in January!

"Epic war is fight" - perfect

Angus McFife: my Hammer has no effect... Thor: try an axe, maybe?

I love how in the scene where all five of them are together its just 4 dudes in like medieval armour, then the last guy in like a navy officers uniform

In some other space submarine dimension, Hootforce is their national anthem, Gloryhammer is an epic tale about their glorious leader & The siege of Dunkeld is epic victory song.

@morgant.dulaman8733

3 жыл бұрын

You mean like "Hail to Crail,": "Once in the siege of far off Dunkeld, defeat of the town was nigh. But then came the nights, the warriors of Crail, and all of their foes did die." On a side note, if they're going back to Dundee for the next one, I hope it will be Angus McFife XIV to take on the Zargothrax clone.

Angus and his Hammer: Still a better love story than Twilight. 😁🍺

For some reason this music gets me hyped like nothing else

@boonga585

Жыл бұрын

I feel you man like there’s literally a spell on me

I like how the Latin is pretty easy to understand contextually.

One does not simply... define the Power of Hoots.

Hail to the Barbarian King of California! *HAIL TO HOOTS!*

@andrewbrigmond8784

5 жыл бұрын

Would it be fitting to imagine the King of California's army riding grizzly bears?

@MDMetal

5 жыл бұрын

+Andrew Brigmond That would be PERFECT! 😁🍺

@RockyPixel

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Brigmond that’s actually the flag in the Hootsman’s twitch streams.

I once shat out a horrifying fecal demon. Luckily I had the Gloryplunger handy

@djhonoregaming7963

4 жыл бұрын

did you have taco bell beforehand?

@sharkman4353

4 жыл бұрын

To plunge the Gloryhole? (I had to. It was a golden opportunity. )

@Cataphract3

4 жыл бұрын

As Angus McPlumber XIII is my name, I shall plunge the Gloryhole!

@sharkman4353

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cataphract3 OMG I'm DYING. This made my day good sir.

@walterclements8905

4 жыл бұрын

Ew ew a nurgle

You fools, what have you done? You have doomed us all! Without angus, love, galaxy and whole Dundee is lost to darkness and everlasting blooshed.

Seeing both Alestorm and Gloryhammer live together was the best thing ever!

@JazzKazoo0930

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense since gloryhammer was founded by the lead singer of alestorm

When you think Gloryhammer can not put more Warhammer 40k references into their songs... this absolutely amazing thing happens

@galacticyeet2732

5 жыл бұрын

I know right! Zargothrax's symbol looks kinda like the symbol for Chaos.

@Spartan135

5 ай бұрын

​@@galacticyeet2732 Zargothrax is just straight up Ahriman. just sayin'.

I only found this band about 2 days ago, but I already feel compelled to sing along at the IN HOOTS WE TRUST parts

@threeglassjars6051

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome!

There is no such thing as over-exaggeration. If there was, we'd have found it by now. -- Gloryhammer

Literally each frame in this video could be a wallpaper.

Man, these songs keep getting more legendary.

@HeHeWaa

5 жыл бұрын

more legendary, yet simultaneously more cheesy lol. im not complaining tho

@guyincognito5663

5 жыл бұрын

Mythic legendary

i never clicked anything so fast

@AIgeneratedAlien

5 жыл бұрын

I Love you too

@notachipshop

5 жыл бұрын

Ok doctor freeman

this is my favorite gloryhammer song

I still remember listening to this one year ago, for the meme. One year later, Gloryhammer is my favourite band and I know every song like the back of my own hand.

My friend send me that. I don't know what subtitles are about or whatever but the music makes me go: YES YES YES.

@Alice_Bedlam

4 жыл бұрын

All the albums are an ongoing story

Now kneel before your emperor! KNEEL. BEFORE. YOUR. GOD! i love that shit ngl

So glad I found this band

This song is so powerful that it makes me feel patriotic for an evil fantasy country that doesn't even exist.

In the beginning it sounded like a Sabaton - Night Witches Cover... ^^

@ghostparty2062

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh I here it😆

@96muttrix96

5 жыл бұрын

Thought I was alone thinking that hehe, still a great song! :)

@TheRockOffice

5 жыл бұрын

Sabahammer? Gloryton? :)

@itzelmartinezgonzales9973

5 жыл бұрын

Finally someone who thought the same!! It sounds really similar

Epic war is fight Best line ever

This is the strangest Warhammer 40k campaign I've played to date?

everyone i know was all excited about GoT and Avengers. All i could think about were the upcoming albums of Gloryhammer and Sabaton

This has better story than Season 8 of Game of Thrones

Your songs make me knows many towns of Scotland. Very awesome. Hail from Thailand.

random theory based on the mirror image of Zargothrax and Angus and how well they fit together.... What if the Original Zargothrax is actually Angus from another dimension where he didn't throw himself into the volcano after being stabbed by the Knife of Evil?

@cheez-itman2784

4 жыл бұрын

Darth angus

3:34 Epic War is Fight. ..... You're goddamn right it is.

@belisarius6949

5 жыл бұрын

Fight is epic war

@jasoncraik7442

5 жыл бұрын

War fight is epic

@belisarius6949

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasoncraik7442 FIREBALLS AND LIGHTNINGGGGGGG

@jasoncraik7442

5 жыл бұрын

@@belisarius6949 ARE RAINING FROM THE SKYYYY

@belisarius6949

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasoncraik7442 CHAAOOOSSS AND BLOODSHED

Ignoring the Gloryhammer and Scottish references, the verses sound like a 40k conflict involving people being attacked by both the forces of Nurgle and Necrons at the same time (fecal demons and robotic astral zombies?)

@odinka95

5 жыл бұрын

I think there is an 8 pointed star there for a reason :D

@Minridiel

4 жыл бұрын

A mechanicus war yup

Yup, this confirms my theory that the second single off any album is always better than the first

@michimatsch5862

5 жыл бұрын

What? But they haven't released "Into the Terrorvortex of Kor-Virliath" yet and that sounds more like an intro to me like "Anstruther's dark prophecy" instead of a single. Or do you mean released? Because "Gloryhammer" was released first but it is the seventh song.

@irequintaluce2981

5 жыл бұрын

@@michimatsch5862 I mean released. Gloryhammer, the first released single, was okay. This one is waaaay better.

epic war is fight? epic war is fight.

"Epic war is fight" Perfect summary