I don't ever fart in front of my bf accidentically- I do it on purpose.

@johnpoile1451

Жыл бұрын

Some people refer to it as, Her bumhole blowing you kisses.

What's really funny is that you could probably get a lot of funds from people, because this really is a convincing video.

@hayleymorris

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah this made me chuckle

We are an older couple and oh Boy you would either laugh or be offended because we comment on and score each other's fart's all the time! 🤪🤣😂 Your Awesome and always make me laugh! Keep up the wonderful videos!! 🤪🤣😂🤣😂

@eileenmcdonald1599

7 ай бұрын

Same in our house. Nothing starts giggles faster than a good fart. Especially at the dinner table.

You are amazing, I can’t stop laughing 😂

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Yay! This makes me so happy!! 😆

Silent yet violent!

LOL I pray for my lady partner to break the fart barrier so I don't have to. 😂😂Better out than in toot your horns ladies!

Omg this is so good always come to your channel for a good laugh xx

Well, if you handed over $100 to the guy every time you fart, I think they’d be a bit more understanding

@eileenmcdonald1599

7 ай бұрын

Men owe us that for all the times they do . an about 500. For every time they even try the dutch oven bit

OMG! The fart diaries!!! Good luck on this one!!

You are the absolute best!

A cause worth farting for.

i prefer farting in a room then running and telling my wife that something smells funny in there. i enjoy leaning against the door frame watching away with my beer in hand and a stupid grin on my face while she tries to figure out where the smell is coming from. we've been together 24 years and i still love her dearly.

This is hilarious!!😂😂

Hoof arted. Ice melted.

My father always told us to be careful if we were wearing pantyhose and farted.. Could blow our shoes off.

My girlfriend will fart and then spend 3 days laughing about it. Apparently I occasionally fart in my sleep and she thinks it's about the funniest thing I've ever done.

no-one can resist a good fart joke.

my bf now husband of 38 years, confessed to having a severe wind problem after we had been going out for a few months, Im afraid I lied, and he believed that I never ever farted!!! I think he thought I was some kind of alien!! Wherever you be, let your wind go free!!! As euphemisms go, hows windy puff!!😉

I thought the best parts were when you tried to not laugh. How many outtakes? Good one...

Yiu are hilarious babe! Xx

1:07 Ah, but whoever smelt it dealt it, so... joke's on him...

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly... that's how to spin it

Everytime my girlfriend farts she always says good arse,,,,,,well it's healthy that's for sure lol, peace and love from Ireland

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's brilliant!

@loveflowers270

3 жыл бұрын

I also...I LOVE fart, and I say it soo proud, cause I think fart is sexy❤💖and they're so loud, and sometimes smelly

I told you my flatulence problems yet and so you know I just like women like you who find farts funny and I don't care if a woman farts in front me, it would be even funny to have a competition with her! 😅

😆🤣😆🤣😆love it!!

My girl did a violent and nuclear bomb one when she passed me ,i had my mouth open too , and no ladies it doesn't smell like channel 5 or taste like candy floss 🤢

Girl it will help them on a shopping spre 😅😂🤣😄

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

So funny!

We call them SBD. Silent but deadly.

Yeah, that was hilarious. Lol

Hahahhaa brilliant..

Hilarious 😂

If you love someone you don't care if he farts or is dirty sometimes,i mean everyone farts🖤🖤🖤i love everything about women

Just fell out hahaha

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, what can I say?

I think we need at least two Cabinet-level positions, a Ministry or two and possibly United Nations involvement to properly deal with this pandemic. Bi-monthly inspections of the affected orifice will be mandatory to determine frequency and causality. And let's not forget a 3% general tax increase to raise the required funding. I would volunteer myself but I am busy dealing with the painful Brazilian Waxing epidemic. Orrrrrrrrrr...ditch the unenlightened boyfriend that doesn't understand basic biology. Tinker Bell Lives Forever!!!

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Such a shame you've already offered your services out to the Brazilian waxing epidemic. Could have really used your skills in this appeal. Haha, the ex boyfriend who didn't understand basic biology is long gone. The current has a good old laugh at Tinkerbells.

HA brilliant

and girlfriends

It's better to fart than it is to shart!

where did you get the baymax?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When I fart in front of my girlfriend, and she will laugh... I always tell them just fart, no worry. Then I feel better when I fart as well...

It`s a Hayley Morris video! 1. Click LIKE (To save time later). 2. Watch and enjoy. 3. Find another one. 4. Repeat.

The Money would go towards the purchase and upkeep of a Dog to blame the farts on ?

Boys don't get grossed out by farts but they do when we queef. Insane.

My wife (gf at the time) passed one and I thought one of our animals crapped in the bedroom. I was getting up to kill that animal, when she let another one go. I had to sleep in the living room that night.

Anybody who gets disgusted by their partner farting should grow up 😝

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Amen!

My lady once farted during climax we both laughed and continued was a great thing no shame.

If you can’t let a fart escape in front of a partner then he isn’t worth the effort !!

In public when you feel the brew is ready just start walking. Here in America it is called crop dusting,at least when people smell it you will no longer be in the area.

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha! Noooo crop dusting is a sin, I for one am on a mission to get rid of all crop dusters

My girl is so hot that no matter how foul the odour is I’d likely just be like: “MMM-Kay, now that that’s out-“ and resume our activity. She should at least yell out: “Fire in the hole!!!!!” so I can brace myself for it. I’m not a fartaphobic and believe fart lives matter and it’s better out than in but for cripe’s sake- warn me of it’s nature if at all possible!!!!

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha hilarious

🍑☁

Donate £100, save a relationship. Or just tell those boyfriends whining about it to grow up, then we humans can all fart together in harmony. 😂😁

I just loved her more

funniest girl fart i rxperirnced, she pulled her knee up to her chest and made a big deal about pudhinh it out (like a bloke might) pure petel : )

And that address is ???

Lmao this is the shit love 💕 it your awesome much love 💗 from SeMpFi Oorah Baby 🤓🤪😜😋🥰😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😉