I love how John becomes Jack halfway through the video, lol.

@JeunedelaMasia78

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Yaya88007

10 күн бұрын

That is why I was so confused........................... hahahhahahahha

This movie must be one of the most unrealistic movies ever: a man turning down Jessica Alba repeatedly in that situation? That makes Marvel movies look like documentaries and Star Wars seem like a science lesson.

@ganymeade5151

5 ай бұрын

also a lesson in Feminism

@samkochel6990

5 ай бұрын

What do you mean? @@ganymeade5151

@RUHappyATM

5 ай бұрын

Oh, you know, the British and their stiff upper lip.

@scottcortez1313

5 ай бұрын

EXACTLY

@RaheelPervaiz123

4 ай бұрын

Peak Jessica Alba was amazing.

Jessica was, is, and will always be stunning. Have i seen a more beautiful woman then her? Nope. Hands down she is perfect

@dieseltoe

8 ай бұрын

Wholeheartedly agree.

@keithblume5159

8 ай бұрын

Except those pesky warts

@Asiandynamo

8 ай бұрын

@@keithblume5159 yeah. Herpes kinda makes her gross in my eyes.

@echochamber8350

8 ай бұрын

My first crush

@ArThur_hara

8 ай бұрын

@@echochamber8350 what is a crush 🤔

Fun fact: 🎬 The film's production team actually built an entire village set in Malaysia to bring the colonial backdrop to life. The attention to detail really transported me back in time! 🕰🌴

@DoYouSmokeKush

8 ай бұрын

Go back to your neighborhood!

@RUHappyATM

5 ай бұрын

You must mean SARAWAK.

Is no one going to talk about John?? He looks so dashing..

@BlowitAllUp

5 ай бұрын

Men have the burden of backing up their looks unfortunately. Women don't have to.

As a Malaysian, I'm feeling really proud that our culture was shown in Hollywood eventhough there is some misinterpretation in it. Love from native Iban people from Malaysia 🙏🇲🇾

@WickedPrince3D

8 ай бұрын

It's always fascinating to me to get to see other cultures and ways of life. Even if some of the details are off you can usually get a feel for the cultures and people.

@abhilashpatel3036

8 ай бұрын

are you converted to islam yet?

@nicholasery

8 ай бұрын

@@abhilashpatel3036 no, majority of Iban people is Christian and Bahai' 🙏 Sarawak is the only state in Malaysia which Christian is majority.

@chideraalexanderdex547

8 ай бұрын

@@nicholasery is the whole being given as a sex gift part true?

@nicholasery

8 ай бұрын

@@chideraalexanderdex547 no, the sex gift (ngayap) is only allowed with the women parent permission. ☺️ But ngayap doesn't necessarily to do sex, it can just be a dating. In Iban culture, if the person doing sex with their partner, they must marry as soon as possible.

As A Malaysian myself, I’m really proud that Hollywood making a movie about Malaysia. Even though the movie is 6/10 for me, I still happy to see it. Love my country!!!!! 🇲🇾

@nessie1668

5 ай бұрын

And to further disrespect Malaysian culture, they just had to cast a hspanek woman to do it. Hollywood - relentlessly throwing Asia under the bus, just like they did with One Piece🙄

@RUHappyATM

5 ай бұрын

I bet you knew that Sibu, Sarawak, is mentioned in the movie Venom. IIRC, that's where the black gooey stuff first arrived on Earth.

You got to be out of your mind to pass on Jessica Alba in 2003.

@SansoHumar

4 ай бұрын

In 2024 as well

@vygalnix7769

4 ай бұрын

Imagine passing a Malaysian as Alba in 2024.

@donaldduck830

3 ай бұрын

Idk, when did she acquire her std? I know that by 2005 she was a hard pass, but i am not sure when that changed.

I loved the happy ending.

If Jessica is my sleeping dictionary, I would ace a foreign language for sure. But I would also never be able to get married after her.

@dakingataleedo

5 ай бұрын

she's not leaving my sight ever again she would be American after one night lmao

@ganymeade5151

5 ай бұрын

@@dakingataleedo She can leave whenever she wants. She has enough money to attract a very wealthy man. Smart, beautiful, and classy women tend to marry up.

@dakingataleedo

5 ай бұрын

@@ganymeade5151 yeah...okay. I was just saying I would marry her and not the other chick.

@RUHappyATM

5 ай бұрын

You do know that Selima is of mixed parentage, Right?

@donaldduck830

3 ай бұрын

Yep. Too many std ruin your chances :(

Jessica was cast to play a native Iban woman. She received wide attention when became famous in Dark Angel.

@tanler7953

8 ай бұрын

I still feel Dark Angel deserved a third season. Her acting was exceptionally good.

@catharinapettersson4626

8 ай бұрын

Like you said, love her and dark Angel ❤

@khadijatkehindelawal2171

8 ай бұрын

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

@khadijatkehindelawal2171

8 ай бұрын

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

@khadijatkehindelawal2171

8 ай бұрын

Please do you know where I can download dark angel?

Held his breath for TEN minutes - Just like Guybrush Threepwood! I see what y'all did there!

You were offered Jessica Alba and you said No???? ... Bruh... You Gay!

@OnGod108

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dialecticalmonist3405

25 күн бұрын

Just hearing them describe the situation of the dictionary whatever thing as Jessica Alba is standing there in front of me would cause me to n** my pants in front of everybody. "You will have sex with Jessica Alba. Again and again and again..." "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

I am glad to hear your recap again been busy for months now.good recap as always

Face, figure, style...in 2003 Jessica Alba was a perfect 10.

Damn, what a rollercoster.... i was holding my breath the whole time.

WoW! what rollercoaster

Very beautiful movie, loved it ❤

he looks like Dr.Mike. Perfect actor for TinTin

the movie is called "The Sleeping Dictionary" I've seen it it is really good

Yeah, Jessica Alba is an absolute stunner and still is her and Jessica Beall were my two favorites in the early 2000s I used to say that was my dream three-way. 😂

Lucky lucky man!

Beautiful story. Thanks no one died except Neville. Nice plot that Henry is the father of Selema. And Cecillia's mother is the bad character here.

Wonderful recap

Jessica alba is such a beauty treasure❤

@adhaskym.a9536

9 ай бұрын

Why

@dialecticalmonist3405

25 күн бұрын

@@adhaskym.a9536 Because he has eyes.

What a lucky dude

Jessica Alba was mind blowing

@dialecticalmonist3405

25 күн бұрын

I would probably have a stroke before they finished explaining that my new job was to have repeated sex with Jessica Alba.

The first word learned from a "sleeping dictionary" is an acronym: STD!

I have this movie on DVD because of my crush on Jessica back in the day 😍

@gregorywiltz4878

8 ай бұрын

Dude. I married tens. There is no back in the day regarding Jessica Alba. She's forever, because she doesn't possess an atom of mean.

@Rockstarlgnd

8 ай бұрын

@@gregorywiltz4878 she was my crush back in the day.. I've moved on doesn't mean I don't find her attractive.

@patrickmeneses7211

8 ай бұрын

What is this movie called

@GodsRockstarMusic

8 ай бұрын

@@patrickmeneses7211 Sleeping Dictionary

@jesusisking3814

7 ай бұрын

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. Jesus Christ loves you so much that He died for your sins and rose from the dead. If you repent from evil ways, believe that Jesus has paid the fine for your sins on the cross and confess Him as your Lord, you will be saved. You see, we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, that's why Jesus Christ, fullness of Godhead bodily, lived a perfect life, fulfilled the prophecies and law, shed His Blood at the cross just so you could be forgiven, reconciled back to the Father, receive God's love, be made a new creation, whole, sanctified. It's not about religion and what good works you can do to earn salvation, it's only by grace through faith in the finished works of Jesus Christ. Read God's Word, preferably start with Gospel of John, pray for the Holy Spirit to fill you, give you wisdom and revelation that way you're born again and see your life changed by the Spirit of the Most High. Much love and God bless you!

I am glad we were finally told us who Jessica Alba's father was, because I thought they were insinuating that they were brother and sister for a while their.

Indeed, choosing Jessica Alba was a great choice.

sometimes these recaps does be about some great movies. When i watch the recap, i sometimes regret not watching the movie. this was a must watch movie. oh what a twist

I was so in love with her by the time this movie came out i didn't even care it wasn't that great. I watched this movie like 8 times. Hugh Darcy Carried this movie.

to be COMPLETELY honest romantically i did do do and/or will SOMEWHAT like jessica alba because she's LITERALLY always had and still has an EQUALLY REALLY attractive face

the Dayaks in Borneo malaysian headhunters worked with Australian, Z Special Unit and asked them to return to cutting heads of the Japanese in WW2 the Headhunters got paid for every head they took very Brave men the Dayaks

They put Jessica Alba, my latina girl, as an asian girl lol

@paulcarfantan6688

7 ай бұрын

Yeah Asian is kind of extreme but as a Polynesian, I think she could pull it off.

I love this movie

Yeah, my morals would never keep me from treating myself to Jessica that’s for damn sure. 😂

I didn't even know Jessica Alba was in this movie. Edit: And is this Hugh Dancy as well?

Sleeping with ones wife is a principle, not fornicating. That is what was portrayed in the movie.

That poor man. LOL

Ahh, that was nice.

6:14 dude justified cheating😂😂

NEVER turn down an offer from Jessica Alba.....life lesson.

@pamslamseclairs

8 ай бұрын

Not only would I turn her down, but I'd also do so while maniacally laughing.

@ganymeade5151

5 ай бұрын

When you get a chance for a steak, grab it.

@pamslamseclairs

5 ай бұрын

@@ganymeade5151 Only If it's the kind of stake Buffy used. 🤣

Anyone saying no to Jessica Alba is not straight..

Clearly John was foolish. Jessica is unrefusable.

Imagine not wanting to be with Jessica Alba lol.

@dialecticalmonist3405

25 күн бұрын

He was probably afraid of melting into a blob of pleasure goop and never being able to come back to the real world after a night with Jessica Alba.

1) I hate the way that Jessica keeps standing with a hand on her hip. It’s very exaggerated and it’s weird. 2) is that a young Hugh Dancy? 😮

@mimipdg

8 ай бұрын

Ngl i must agree with you, look so awkward 😂

@trefens5635

8 ай бұрын

Hugh's look when he was young used to be with longer hair. That's why he looks so weird with short hair at that age.

@pamslamseclairs

8 ай бұрын

Thank You! I completely agree. I'll never stan "actors" who care more about the way they look on film than they do about their acting.

They keep calling Jessica Alba "Selma" and I keep thinking "Selma Hayek" because they are both insanely hot and it's distorting the picture of what I am watching.

Remindsme Of my Father and Mother's Relationship he Being a White American while my Mom being a Mexican Woman.

Dude Jessica was so freaking dreamy. so many Actresses start out as what i would describe as perfect, and then its like hollywood just "forces" them to lose weight and get plastic surgery, its so sad to me.

@shoelacedonkey

6 ай бұрын

You could've picked so many hollywood actors to prove that frustration and you picked her? She has had little to no work done... and she's still dreamy imho.

@FluffyVM

6 ай бұрын

@@shoelacedonkey very true, but she still got super skinny aswell, not as much now, but at one point she was

Came across this drama recap very intferesting story line as history tells us, that the European people explored the natives in Every part of the world for its natural resources, silver gold turquoise diamonds,herbal medicine in the name of Colonization. There was absolutely nothing wrong with the way We live.Its called the the 3 M's ,missionary,military, and monetary .😊

@GMAMEC

6 ай бұрын

3Ms - Exactly in that order. The primary purpose is monetary. Once that’s gone, the mission isn’t that pressing and there’s no need for a military.

@shoelacedonkey

6 ай бұрын

I assume you mean 'exploited' and not 'explored'.

@bettywhitelouie1868

6 ай бұрын

@@shoelacedonkey hello 👋🏽 and I read ur comment and yes,thanks for the correct.

Loved wacthing this movie

@siniketiwemnisi9667

Ай бұрын

What is the name of the movie

@njuelz

Ай бұрын

@@siniketiwemnisi9667 The sleeping dictionary, enjoy...

I'd be reluctant to sleep with her right up until I found out that she was there by her own choice. At that point the stunning beauty that is Jessica Alba would become completely irresistible! There are other women who are as beautiful a Jessica Alba, but damn few if any that are more so. She is amazing.

@guest6398

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be very reluctant.

@futuresonex

8 ай бұрын

@@guest6398 If I thought she was there against her will I would not sleep with her regardless of how beautiful she is. I do not share my bed with anyone who doesn't want to be there, period.

@MrSophire

8 ай бұрын

As a Catholic, I would wait for marriage.

@user-zk4sj1he5t

8 ай бұрын

men's consent dont matter

@WickedPrince3D

8 ай бұрын

Agreed, I'm still holding a major crush on her from Dark Angel. :)

Jessica is such a baddie 😍😘

@seye2707

6 ай бұрын

I don't think she was really pregnant. Maybe her mother asked her to say that, just to keep John.

Oh Its Jessica Alba no wonder she looks so pretty.

I didn't see Jessica Alba, when I was in Sarawak. :o( I watched this movie years ago and even wrote the IMDb plot. I like re-watching the movie in an abridged version.

Her mispronunciation of Selma as Sellamah drove me NUTS the entire time!!!

@cityliving-rainforestperson

6 ай бұрын

Her mispronunciation of "semut" as "simut"... 😵‍💫

@CosmicGoku529

6 ай бұрын

It's a TTS Bot. They almost never get pronunciations right.

Jeez, but that was a long plot..Jessica Alba IS gorgeous!

How did those "sleeping dictionaries" avoid pregnancy?

@sathyansundar

4 ай бұрын

you mean when they get impregnated with a white man? Easy. Put the burden of fatherhood on a nativeman...and escape the collective white guilt, just like the character Henry here...

This story doesn't make a lot of sense, and the acting is terrible.

The Jessica Alba character was "forced " to sleep with the English guy. RrhhHiiGHht

Jessica Alaba was in this movie? I didn't recognize her! i love jessica Alba!!!!

Asian Jessica Alba right there

So.... How do I get a sleeping dictionary that looks like that?

Who wouldn't want to to sleep with Jessica Alba, lucky dude

Jessica Alba I'm a huge fan of yours. Since I first saw you in the TV series Dark Angel. 😻😻😻😻😻😇🇺🇸

Wow Will Graham (Hugh Dancy) was quite cool even 10 years before Hannibal was made

That baby is mount caucus😂

Why are the images reversed? Left becomes right, right becomes left...strange.

Who the heck is Jack and is that the sake as John? They keep switching names and looks like the same person. Plus, in the credits, there is no Jack. What the heck???

@joyholmes254

8 ай бұрын

I know that Jack is a nickname for John, however, it is weird that it keeps switching back and forth

@wilson5377

8 ай бұрын

It's ok... he's on the Titanic and will be back soon.

Seen the movie. I do not know if the term 'sleeping dictionary' really does exist, but I have added it to my vocabulary. The film was not great, but definitely nice to see

@dialecticalmonist3405

25 күн бұрын

Are you shitting me? This is a REAL thing?

@Ed19601

25 күн бұрын

@@dialecticalmonist3405 well it was in the movie. Not sure if it was a real thing in real life, but it doesnt seem too far fetched. I have had a couple of 'sleeping dictionaries' (aka girlfriends who spoke a different language and helped me learn it).

I remember this film: Sleeping Dictionary

I never knew Jessica Alba did this film

So, he abandoned his pregnant wife?? What the hell??

@seye2707

6 ай бұрын

I don't think she was really pregnant. Most likely, her mother told her to say that, to keep John. Just guessing, the full movie would have cleared that up.

@unhippy1

5 ай бұрын

@@seye2707 Correct...Evil mother in-law move 101

Is the name Jack or John, they keep switching the two 🤦

@gregmonks

5 ай бұрын

The names Jack and John are interchangeable. I've known lots of guys that were called both, including my paternal grandfather and two uncles.

My favorite movie

@papasolo_

5 ай бұрын

Please the name of the movie?🙏🏾

Well Jessica would be great for practicing.

Wonder if this movie will be made in this mee too woke era

If the summary is this boring no chance I'll waste a moment on the feature.

"forced".......AI is wild mate

Jessica is so sumptuous in the movie ….but perhaps they should find a local Iban girl to give it authenticity .

YES JESSICA ABL ...) IS BEAUTIFUL LOVED HER ALWAYS WILL - BUT MY CHILDHOOD CHURCH IS DANIELLE HAIRRIS MY HALLOWEEN 🦇 SCREAMED QUEEN 👑

Ahh Jessica. One of my crushes.

What is the name of this movie?

I never new about this movie and I'm glad I didn't.

Jack or john...which is it?

Lol... Am I seeing things??? He got cut both side or just one side???

Where is the male narrator?

This is the most Sci-Fi movie in the history of Sci-Fi movies. A dorky nerd who turns down Jessica Alba for jungle sex? Couldn't stop laughing long enough to watch the rest.

What's the deal with all the left handed handshakes?

@JJ-yc2sv

8 ай бұрын

The clips are mirror-flipped. You can tell from the driver placement of the car about a minute in.

@DraculaSWBF2

8 ай бұрын

@@JJ-yc2sv That's where I sit when I'm driving.

@JJ-yc2sv

8 ай бұрын

@@DraculaSWBF2 You probably live in the US then. Like in most of the rest of the world, the driver seat is on the right in Malaysia.

@DraculaSWBF2

8 ай бұрын

@@JJ-yc2sv While I'm sure you are right about Malaysia, the rest of the world drives like America. Only Britain, Australia, India, South Africa, Japan and a hand full of smaller countries drive on the left side of the road. About 35%. China, Russia, USA, Canada, South America, The Middle East, Eastern and Western Europe, The Netherlands, and most of Africa drive on the right side of the road and the wheel is on the left. So we can work the transmission with our right hand. Since 90% of homo sapiens are right handed.

@JJ-yc2sv

8 ай бұрын

@@DraculaSWBF2 I'm guessing you actually looked that up, so I'll take your word for it.

============================================ I once visited the house in Sheepstor, Devon, England, ============================================ that was built by the Rajah of Sarawak Amazing that such a family had such a beneficial effect. Sarawak sounds as if it is a great place to visit, and has a great history. /

For the love of god, why do you not list the movie's title in the description?!

@CosmicGoku529

6 ай бұрын

For the love of imaginary god, why don't you read the bottom of the video. Where the title of the movie was the entire time.

Wanna watch this again, forgotten most scenes

French-Danish, Mexican-Indian and Spanish lineage Jesica Alba played British-Malaysian women, a bit weird combination!

great job making heroes out of colonizers, they really made it look so innocent and not at all as it was.

@jeffrutledge1789

8 ай бұрын

If you don’t like the colonizers you can always go back to living in a jungle with heights and sticks. You don’t want to use any of our colonizers technology!

@summersoldier1003

6 ай бұрын

actually sam if you had watched the movie instead of breaking leftist you would realise the movie does an amazing job at highlighting the benefits and the negatives of colonisation in an open and frank way challenging the viewer to draw their own conclusions. It didn't push a narrative it just told a story. Everything that is wrong with current day cinema.

movie name ???

What's the title please?

What's the movie name

Name of film,?