props to the cast for executing what must have been the most difficult script in history of scripts

@geoffbeyer1873

Жыл бұрын

No cap?

@sweettea735

Жыл бұрын

On god, my G

@tanaka90

Жыл бұрын

fr fr

@iTransfiguration

Жыл бұрын

straight fax

@LeRoi33073

Жыл бұрын

No 🧢...lol😂

"Objection your honor, stop pressing my boi"😂😂

@Brosefskius

11 күн бұрын

you're being a bit cringe sis

@serynacruz810

10 күн бұрын

Daddy! 😂💀💀

@DeanBoi22

10 күн бұрын

ZADDY

The judge was fantastic. Keeping a sense of decorum while delivering hilarious lines with great comedic timing.

@damoncisneros

23 күн бұрын

100% agree. His delivery was perfect, every line… “it’s a little bit salty” 😂

I hate that I understood all of that

@joshuaj.knowles3664

Жыл бұрын

I hate that I only understood 33% of that. Yay 30.

@nathanh3688

Жыл бұрын

42. Maybe 10%.

@scottstan90210

Жыл бұрын

I understand all😭

@sohefty9512

Жыл бұрын

🧢

@Damatovg

Жыл бұрын

I love that I only understood like 10% of that.

This dialogue is a full on lesson on modern slang

@chingchingchingching2064

Жыл бұрын

Most of these are African American vernacular, white people ruined it unfortunately.

@IvanTheNormal

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking 🤣 I picked up a few things from it

@b-d9099

Жыл бұрын

I read full nelson

@kennethwright5664

Жыл бұрын

no cap.

@ChrisLee-yr7tz

Жыл бұрын

Not so much a lesson. I've got no idea what any of it means.

Never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

@Holden_McHock

Жыл бұрын

looks like they missed out this line

@syahidkacak

Жыл бұрын

Wtf is pushing p?

@unknownentiti2351

Жыл бұрын

@@syahidkacak Pushing Positivity

@quitequiet5281

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@rmkhr048

Жыл бұрын

@@unknownentiti2351 for real? 😅

"Objection!" "Overruled, let him cook"

She couldn't hold her laugh 2:08 😂

@justinwilhite5252

12 күн бұрын

Nice catch 😂😂😂😂

‘He’s giving main character energy’ 😂😂😂

@yellow_flash813

Жыл бұрын

Had me weak bro 🤣🤣

@PlatinumHustle

Жыл бұрын

Go off, KING

@shepherddancehallnation

10 ай бұрын

That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KaiserSenpai420

8 ай бұрын

Those two were my absolute favorites!

I'm terrified that this will be essentially a documentary in a few years.

@aidanhickey9845

Жыл бұрын

Fr fr Ong no cap.

@mb_249

Жыл бұрын

@@aidanhickey9845 Deadass?

@briangriffin69

Жыл бұрын

L

@medogerty6013

Жыл бұрын

Nah but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a documentary on the history of slang and used this as an example.

@calvinhummell1788

Жыл бұрын

Don't be afraid embrace the chaos otherwise you'll just lose you mind

Still waiting for a Gen X spy thriller where they can't figure out what the enemy is doing because they think everything is encrypted but it's just Gen Z slang.

@editingsecrets

Жыл бұрын

Modern day Navajo Code Talkers

@NJGuy1973

2 ай бұрын

Like, whatever, dude. Spying ain't all that and a bag of chips.

As a millennial/ gen z cusp I can now confirm that I identify as ONLY a millennial

@cathiemarvellous

Жыл бұрын

I'm so very very generation x. Now I know

@flashlightwashcloth7283

Жыл бұрын

Same. I’m 28 and didn’t understand shit in this. Genz is something different. I’m gonna go back to listening to the Lion King soundtrack

@geoffreysorkin5774

Жыл бұрын

We never had weird slang. Respek, ya feel me?

@mikeyswift2010

Жыл бұрын

@@flashlightwashcloth7283im 28 and i understood what they were saying. But interestingly enough, as much as i understood, i have never used any of those words personally. At least i dont think i have.

@cypher1133

Жыл бұрын

Lol i don't think being millennial is any better, gen z are incompetent, but millennials are narcissistic and evil

The “skrt skrt” from the judge killed me

@JW-qd3ol

Жыл бұрын

OMG i died laughing at that

@comicbooknerd3570

Жыл бұрын

Lmao fr 🤣

@nate2759

Жыл бұрын

What does that even mean?

@Panos__

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@Panos__

Жыл бұрын

@@nate2759 hahahah that’s what I was thinking 😂

This is more difficult to understand than Mandarin.

@LilmeMusic

Жыл бұрын

Pov: You aren't from gen z🤣🤣 Oh wait, thats a good thing...

@yunjiehong4649

Жыл бұрын

Correct, much more difficult…

@otakuu9609

Жыл бұрын

yeah i could only understand about 40%

@ashshawon6840

Жыл бұрын

Tell me you're over 30 without telling me your age

@nocturnalrider1855

Жыл бұрын

@@ashshawon6840 🤣🤣🤣

The way I was expected him to say “chair but make it electric” at the end 😭😭😭

2:31 is the judge getting order by shouting "ALL YALL EXTRA!!" 😭🤣

@dogdriver70

10 күн бұрын

on god

"Is this on god?" "Its always on god!" "Sheesh!!" Sent me😂💀

@deepshite8229

Жыл бұрын

That guy in the blue was soooo good 😂

This whole courtroom was .... out of pocket

@victorespino5650

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@user-rn3zr7nd3m

Жыл бұрын

On god

@magnusop5773

Жыл бұрын

no cap

@Abstract.x

Жыл бұрын

Word big dawg

@coffeecoder3405

Жыл бұрын

Fr fr

"Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client" My favorite line for sure

@tomato2517

11 ай бұрын

Saaame, it’s so OD and such a tiktok phrase that i fuckin hate😂😂😂

My favorite part is “that’s cap your honor “ 😂

That Zaddy to the judge killed me 😂

With help of Urban Dictionary, 30 minutes, 3 replays and video caption. I can whole ass say, no cap, this is, dead ass, fire.

@themountain3461

Жыл бұрын

Can you spare me the time and provide translations?

@thatdude123

Жыл бұрын

@@themountain3461 "Not to lie, but this is amazing and exciting"

@Josh-ss9zb

Жыл бұрын

Fr fr?

@themountain3461

Жыл бұрын

@@thatdude123 thanks, but I meant the whole video 😅🙏

@thatdude123

Жыл бұрын

@@themountain3461 Ah

"PErioddd" as she walked away XD iconic!

I can't understrand a word of this.

@snowthewolfskypup

4 ай бұрын

You have to have an updated version to understand it

@pepperoni8227

4 ай бұрын

go back to the nursery home grandpa.

@theplasmatron3306

4 ай бұрын

@@snowthewolfskypupmore like a downgrade.

@SWFYSCOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Boomer alert

@ntombekhayazibi1836

26 күн бұрын

Are you 60? 😅😅😅😅

"Take your seat Mr.Simpsom you'll have your chance to clap back" "This ain't it chief" 😂

@pinkclouds1292

6 күн бұрын

"take *several* seats"

You got me fucked up with this one Stevie

@manuelemanuel4268

Жыл бұрын

No kizzy

@falsedamage

Жыл бұрын

"Skrrt skrrt get to the point"

@Lolok725

Жыл бұрын

Deadass

@Abstract.x

Жыл бұрын

Deadass

@gwills9337

Жыл бұрын

On God, bruv

"its the spending life behind bars for me"😹😹😹😹I can't

skrrt skrrt, get to the point had me dead

Take several seats Mr. Simpson, you’ll have your chance to clap back😂

@andret.t.2408

6 ай бұрын

I just started laughing hard at this point, no cap

"Thats cap your honor" had me rolling🤣

@JW-qd3ol

Жыл бұрын

I don't even know how to yeet!

@berlynhale2962

Жыл бұрын

what does that mean?

@marklines5816

Жыл бұрын

I thought cap means a lie? I'm so lost now.

@runedova126

Жыл бұрын

@@marklines5816 Cap means bullshit. So when he says "that's cap your honour" he's saying "that's bullshit your honour".

@dariusz.9119

Жыл бұрын

@OpenYourMind Watch some Among Us vids. "That's cap (or just "cap")" really means "That's BS". Some other Among Us slang: "to marinate someone" means "to manipulate someone into believing you or your lies" and "that's sus" means "that's suspicious/that sounds like a lie" (this one is pretty self-explanatory)

The judge🙌🙌🙌🙌😂 Keeping a straight face. Awesome acting.

"Oooh he's definitely vibing." 🤣

2:45 "You big messed up son'" I felt that. Judge was giving Main Character Vibes, ngl.

@user-et2ng1qb2m

Жыл бұрын

The Judge was definitely giving main character energy throughout 😂 "All y'all extra" as he taps the gavel

@leux_godd

15 күн бұрын

@@user-et2ng1qb2m mr. simpson was cooking, high-key mc vibes

shoutout to the editing here, fast paced! great performances and writing too as always

@elmagnifico1

Жыл бұрын

It’s the fast pace that really sells it especially with the judge

@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248

Жыл бұрын

Can't believe a bunch of millennials could execute this without being cringe

@PlatinumHustle

Жыл бұрын

That yet dance at 1:45 tho 🤣🕺

2:13 "I can't even" 😂

I'm wrapped up holding myself with that laugh that's so hard it's almost silent. This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂

Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client "Overruled" 😭🤣🤣 epic dialogue writing

I'm 69, understood nothing but loved it and found it hilarious. Each generation has their own and I find this video far out and groovy! Right on, solid and peace ✌️.

@FalconFlyer75

Жыл бұрын

29 your generation at least makes sense (for example I’ve never used the terms far our or Groovy but it’s not hard to understand what it means) Gen Z may as well have been speaking another language

@solodolotrevino

Жыл бұрын

@@FalconFlyer75 you only understand it because it's been around since you were born.

@njugunamaina

Жыл бұрын

Ha, 69. Nice👌

@gregwoodin5630

Жыл бұрын

What is 69 doing in the comments section?

@ricksegal3065

Жыл бұрын

@@gregwoodin5630 why not? Can't I enjoy the work of younger people?

How does this video not have a million views already, it's tightly written and the acting was spot on.

If aliens come to earth, this is going to be the first thing I show them

We gonna need an entire series. This is better than any lawyer series

@seitavw

Жыл бұрын

on god

@joshuaokujah6615

Жыл бұрын

@@seitavw 😂😂 facts

@MonsieurGuy

Жыл бұрын

He's giving main character vibes

@ioridiangellis525

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@balthazarduclos2673

Жыл бұрын

for real

The collective "sheeeesh" at 2:08 had me weak, no cap ong.

@SarahErsch

Жыл бұрын

I’m snatched, okay boomer and 😂

@sagaswp

8 ай бұрын

It got the girl behind them too.

"Your honor tell me he is badgering my client without telling me he is badgering my client" Judge: "overruled"

That bit low key slapped on God Brodie had me weak wit the Period Ahh period uhh Sis was on deck but ngl wha had me was the dis ain’t it chief lol frfr I deadass laughed skit was fire on the dead homies bruh no cap

@DBDUndisputed

Жыл бұрын

On my mama cuh

I am absolutely horrified, I understood %10 of this.

@sirbughunter

Жыл бұрын

I understood 40% and I'm still scared ☠️

@simonhailom2477

Жыл бұрын

boomer

@kingfogu999

Жыл бұрын

110%

@bryanthomas7420

Жыл бұрын

Boomer alert

@cyberdron

Жыл бұрын

I think you shouldn't be. If you understood all of it then yes, you should be really scared

I can't imagine how much fun all y'all had making this. 😂Legit

Greatest skit *EVER!* I know y'all had *Hella* bloopers filming this one 😂

This feels like a scene from an "idiocracy" prequel.. My brain hurts now.

"It's the spending life behind bars for me"😂😂

@j_cranberry

Жыл бұрын

"ceo of lying on the stand"

@durban55

Жыл бұрын

See the thing is I’ve gotten so used to this language that it didn’t even notice it was “Gen z slang” 😭😭

This is unironically the best video I've ever seen in my life No cap, fr on god

@motlakamakhura

Жыл бұрын

Fr fr no cap bruv

@jimbarino2

Жыл бұрын

It's always on god.

@zakariaelyabouri1908

Жыл бұрын

Nah das a 🧢

@vallenadithya

Жыл бұрын

sheesh

@lazyken6468

Жыл бұрын

Deadass?

“That’s cap your honor, It’s giving leading question” “this ain’t it, chief”😂😂

the fact that i have a younger cousin studying law who also speaks like this...im gonna be a law abiding citizen from now on. love him but he aint representing me

@editingsecrets

Жыл бұрын

Love the idea that THIS video makes everyone born after 2005 into the most courteous law abiding generation of all time... just in case!

-"Is always on God!" -"Sheeeeshhhh" Lmao I'm weak 😭💀this one is a W period.🤣

@hmemcpy5807

Жыл бұрын

Periodt

*sigh,* okay: Defendant: there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat [disappearing pictures] to prove that Lawyer: This party you speak of: how would you describe it? Defendant: the party was positively [awesome] Prosecutor: that's [a lie] your honor; it's [appearing to be] leading questions Judge: [Calm down] Mr Simpson you'll have your chance to [respond] Prosecutor: this [is lame] chief L: so the night your girlfriend went missing you hosted a [awesome] party Defendant: [You can say that again] L: [I'm done] J: we should [share your video showing your perspective] when it's your turn to [respond] Prosecutor: I just have one problem with Mr Jennings statement here. You see, Mr Jennings went under oath less than a month ago. You said that this party was straight up [lame and trying too hard] Defendant: [That's a lie] P: You're just the [biggest liar] on the stand Defendant: [No way] P: so then this party can't hold the cell? Defendant: [Do you swear]? P: [darn right] L: objection your honor stop [putting pressure on him] J: you're being a bit [embarassing] L: [Old man?!] J: clearly you [knew what you were doing] P: I [don't lie] J: a little bit [bitter] now P: Mr Jennings would you agree that you [have style] Jury 1: oh he's definitely [cool] P: That feeling when you [used to be ugly but turned good-looking] D: [yes?] P: well Mr Jennings I'm just curious and ladies and gentlemen please don't let this [fail] Jury 2: he's [owning this like he's on tv and the main character] P: Mr Jennings why'd you [suddenly change] D: I didn't [suddenly change] P: that's [a lie] and you know D: I'm [the shit] J2: [tell him!] P: this is [very funny], Mr Simpson J2: [awkward] P: Because I was at this party, and when you arrive you were [startled]. You were [complaining] all over the place because within minutes you [left] that party J1: he's [cute] D: [Lie], I don't even know how to [get out of somewhere quickly] L: [he's badgering my client] J: Overruled P: [word] J: I need the [truth] D: [A video was posted of me singing the Pony song] P: [You were but then changed] Jury 3: [This is so funny] bro P: you are [suspicious] D: Your honor, are you seriously gonna let [these lies] go on in your… J: [Repeat a part of the story again] and get to the point P: see Mr Jennings left the party early I'm not [lying] J2: is this [definitely true] P: it's always [definitely true] J2 and J3: [wowwwww] P: you see the party was his Alibi J3: I'm [in shock] D: okay [old person] P: and this young man is not the [great and confident person] you all think he is D: I can't [believe this] P: the [really great person] was Alyssa Johnson J2: he's about to [say a lot] P: Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party D: I'm sorry your honor I can't [lie] anymore okay. I am [suspicious] J: All y'all are [overreacting] D: your girlfriend didn't like your [style] so you choked her to death in the driveway. I know that's [problematic], I'm [problematic] J: Big [mistake] P: It's the spending life behind bars [that makes me happy]

@p.t.benzinger2179

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for this translation.

@dad5draco

22 күн бұрын

Why'd you translate it? It beat the whole point. 😭

@abcdddeca

12 күн бұрын

I know I'm a bit late to the party but I have a couple questions: 1. "P: so this party can't hold the cell?" what does this mean? 2. " L: [Old man?!]" does she say "saddie" as slang here? I'm having trouble understanding/piecing it together. 3. after "J: a little bit [bitter] now" the 2 guys in the crowd say... "wig(???)" I think... what does that mean? 4. "D: I'm [the shit]" does the guy say "I'm a whole ass move" or "I'm a whole ass mood?"

That "I'm weak bruh" is the most spot on line I have ever heard in a video or movie.

This feels like a prequel to Idiocracy

Stevie and co delivers once again. Sincerely hoping they continue to grow as they are putting out some of the best content in all of KZread.

@gardnerj44

Жыл бұрын

Hundo P

@user-hi2nd

Жыл бұрын

Fr no cap.

@koristrange2782

Жыл бұрын

Stray fax

@toonspade4646

Жыл бұрын

On god

@iTransfiguration

Жыл бұрын

this shit bussin bussin

2:08 love how the girl in the back couldn’t hold it in anymore and was about to laugh lol

@Ridku13

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

I'm a speaker/learner of English (as a foreign language). And I only understood "sus" among all those slang words. Jesus you devastated me 😵‍💫😮‍💨

The pacing is so great. Great acting and writing💯

As a 32 y/o, I understand 1% of the gen z slang.

Жыл бұрын

same :(

@I_am_FRANCO

Жыл бұрын

I am 18. I am not an American marine that's why I didn't understand nothing

@100Kakdela

Жыл бұрын

I am 33 and it legit sounded like a foreign language.

@AhmedFathy-lt6wl

Жыл бұрын

I'm barely 26 and I didn't understand shit..

@royaltyblessed2454

Жыл бұрын

Sadly I'm in my 30s and know most of it...ngl a lot of this slang was more of black/urban thing before it went full on tiktok lol

Edit, script, and cast are fire AF no cap

This is so extra, I love it fr fr.

“It’s the spending life behind bars for me”😂

"he's giving main character energy" craked me up

@tomato2517

Жыл бұрын

That dude had the funniest lines

*Slamming the gavel repeatedly* "ALL YALL EXTRA!" This broke me

Nikki is so awesome. She would be amazing in movies and SNL.

"Main character energy" 😆😆

I didn't understand half of the stuff they said but when Nikki said Daddy to the Judge, I lost it.

@JW-qd3ol

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW lmaooooo

@jch010

Жыл бұрын

i believe she said 'zaddy'

@scr3am273

Жыл бұрын

Zaddy

@nate_storm

Жыл бұрын

zaddy

@cupcake_whale

Жыл бұрын

@@jch010 what does that mean???? 😭

I love how the KZread AI for subtitles has absolutely no clue what they talk about 🤣🤣

@smolderingfox4645

23 күн бұрын

Is this how people will fight against the machines? And more importantly, is the price worth it?

Glad you guys have as much fun making these as we do watching them.

We need more of this 😂

The way they got all the words on point, is so real

@mauropuglia7991

Ай бұрын

Ong

You should use subtitles like in "Airplane" when they translated "sheeeeett" into "golly"

@MugenNiFukuzatsuna

Жыл бұрын

THIS!

@comicbooknerd3570

Жыл бұрын

Lmao yesss 😂

This no cap an art period

This was most def one of the court cases of all time. Had me 💀

finally....after days of marathoning tf out of this channel ive finally caught up with you guys

"is this on god?" "Its always on god" 😂😂😂

I'm too old 😂 I don't understand I word!

Never have I been so edified. Y'all had me buqqin though fr fr ngl on god

@TraumaGarden

Жыл бұрын

No cap

for some reason i really want to watch a show with this dialogue

@sirbughunter

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, same. But I really don't, tbh 🤣

@megaprimegamer1184

Жыл бұрын

Do u want a migraine lol?

@comicbooknerd3570

Жыл бұрын

Lmao me too 😂

@CademanLillywhite

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't understand shit 😂

@geoffreysorkin5774

Жыл бұрын

Only if it has subtitles.

It's the spending life behind bars for me got me weak af 🤣

We need a part 2!!!!!!!!

They could make an entire TV series with this

this is like a MUCH better version of the SNL skit w/ Elon Musk

@JW-qd3ol

Жыл бұрын

SNL is trash compared to Stevie and crew.

@getbasedtv

Жыл бұрын

@@JW-qd3ol 100% agree

@sauce8277

Жыл бұрын

Eh. They are both cringe. But the pacing was better on the SNL. They were going for a fast pace on this one on purpose but it felt off for how I see the pace that Gen Z acts sometimes unlike the SNL which looked a lot how I would expect them act. Also….Elon Musk. Both are good for their own reasons.

No Cap on a stack this had me dying for real for real! Keep Pushing P and keepin it 💯!! Channel is really giving main character engery rn hahaha 🤣🤣🤣!!!!

Haha, an older lady and Stevie laughing in the blooper at the end!

"that's cap your honour" made me spill my coffee man ☠️

I had to replay it three times when Nikki said " period " haha shes so funny and her delivery is always amazing! xD

@QuickandDirty

Жыл бұрын

I think she said periot

I had to watch this one with captions just to keep up

“You’re being a bit cringe sis” “Daddy!” 😂😂

Insanely well shot 👌

Wow. It's like going back to 1000 A.D. and hearing old English... good luck explaining you need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to leave that court room 😄

Love your guy's work, always hilarious. Definitely always bringing that main character energy.

the "i'm weak bruh" got me

1:00 Nahh, fam 😂😂

This is why it's called slang, because you don't substitute every word with it. Imagine people actually talking in full slang mode.

This was deadass a full on slang lesson ngl

The "sheeeeeeesh" at 2:08 got me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

It’s the spending life in bars for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀