"How many gamblers put their quarters in your slot machine" bruh 💀 that's too good

@jumahbrady670

Ай бұрын

Facts 💯

Plot twist- She knew exactly what he was trying to say, and she was still counting in her head when the skit finished!

@theprinceofcrows8691

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was going to be the way it played out too. Especially when she brought up her uncle.

@Blox117

Жыл бұрын

plot twist - the average real ♀ does the same, but she isn't joking

@FooTude

Жыл бұрын

Most funny is he has to dance around the truth, if a WOMAN is WOMAN she will be proud of her past. Mean while an Adult child will get offended. Be a MAN ask for the truth and move on.

@technocoh

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LaQuesaDeMI

Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t mean she needs to reply to him

How many bakers had buttered your biscuits killed me😂😂😂😂😂

Definitely one of your best skits Stevie. Absolutely hilarious. The chemistry between you two is incredible.

@delilahknight6068

Ай бұрын

Canes suck😝

man they’re both great actors individually, but their chemistry together is FANTASTIC

@ilevitatecs2

Жыл бұрын

Well Stevie is a visionary, and he’s paved the path for her but she’s come around really well

@PlebeianKilo

Жыл бұрын

All three together is always the best content

@silverhetch3383

Жыл бұрын

@@PlebeianKilo dont forget trevor

@salninethousand2496

Жыл бұрын

Actor and actress.

@Frankincensedjb123

Жыл бұрын

Simp

"How many gamblers put their quarter in your slot machine.." Hilarious 😂

@Robbie_S

Жыл бұрын

Heard that before many times...think the Garage is the new one which is frikkin hilarious 😂😂😂

@achilloste6265

Жыл бұрын

It was probably more than just a quarter... 😂😂

@GizmoMaltese

Жыл бұрын

I think it's the gas station attendants filling up her tank that did it

@lonewarrior1549

Жыл бұрын

@@GizmoMaltese LOL 😆

@ktolwal

Жыл бұрын

All the world's problems will be solved if women had their body count on their forehead.......(a wise man)

"How many gamblers... have put their quarters... in your slot machine?" 😂🤣😂

Great job of taking a bunch of metaphors and running them in the all-together! Keep it up!

Nikki's first lines "I should not have had that many sausages at dinner ... Those things were huge!" made me laugh out loud. This crew know how to write a script.

@OverRule1

Жыл бұрын

Sausage fest

@Asimut30

Жыл бұрын

He should’ve jumped right in with “Talking of sausages…”

@lumil_2050

10 ай бұрын

Then she only had one sausage at Costco’s that one time when asked about the sausage eating competition. 🤔

@yonggeun4222

10 ай бұрын

@@lumil_2050so how many guys did she do ffs

@tinychamberz

7 ай бұрын

really? simple minds...

You know its a banger when you got Stevie and Nikki in the same video 😂😂

@RobberStormfire

Жыл бұрын

They are such a good duo. I love it when Stevie starts going off the rails

@yt_energy

Жыл бұрын

I call them Stevie Nikks

@Eric-jk3oi

Жыл бұрын

I RIPPED ASS so hard goddamn you should have seen me. just start tearing it up in here. CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW ITS STINKY!!! l'm probably going to go blow out the toilet right now god damn Lord have mercy. hate shit in my pants. Life's not fair

@Eric-jk3oi

Жыл бұрын

People don't realize that I am RIPPING ASS like no other god. Damn I am blowing this toilet out. This is what happens when you put too much butter on your popcorn. God damn. I am going to rip ass for 5 more minutes.

@user-vd8jp1eo1v

Жыл бұрын

You mean Snikkies?

I recently discovered these guys via the Facebook shorts. I'm *really* impressed with the acting, writing and overall production value. These guys are good!

wow this was outstanding, glad i stumbled upon your channel, cant wait to see your work

Stevie playing the psycho and Nikki being normal is what I didn't know I needed in my life

@SyenPie

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO THIS!!

@bramposthumus9300

Жыл бұрын

Shocking, no?

@jamespain2138

Жыл бұрын

She’s stupidly hot I don’t kno what it is about her

@naomibelet

Жыл бұрын

@nippynoppus calm down incel

@Liam69696

Жыл бұрын

@@nippynoppus congratulations gurl

The abrupt cut scene after Stevie says ‘I love you’ was hilarious 😂😂

@vunenesephula2563

Жыл бұрын

@@spanishprisoner dude all you had to do was go past his comment, why are you so bothered what he finds hilarious. It costs absolutely nothing to be nice or polite to others

@robertmendez2293

Жыл бұрын

@@spanishprisoner are you a rere?

@MR-nl8xr

Жыл бұрын

She never answered; Stevie dodged a bullet. Hilarious video.

@svensvensson6705

Жыл бұрын

​@@spanishprisoner I'm totally standing behind you on this topic. Someone need to take a stance against the inflation of adverbs. Now days people seem to exaggerate everything just to be heard. I love how Vuene is doing the exact same thing he criticized you for.

@vunenesephula2563

Жыл бұрын

@@spanishprisoner my point was just that we have different perspectives on everything. What you might not find hilarious, he might. That's all. Also the intent of your response was clearly to be hurtful comparing his sense of humor to an infant. It was uncalled for that's it bro.

I love this actress. She's great in every skit.

The scene where he finally burst out and asked her and leading to bakers, attendants, slot machines, ... I just died laughing. How long did that take to film? I can't imagine her holding a straight face during his rant. If she did, truly professional. But that was epic.

"Joey Chestnut set the record with 77 hot dogs....could you compete with that??" Just imagine asking your girl that question lmao

@Blox117

Жыл бұрын

average ♀ in 2023: "im offended... that you think its that low"

@mealovesyu

Жыл бұрын

@@Blox117 🤦🏻‍♀️

@garethb1961

Жыл бұрын

It was actually 76, slut shamer.

@FullMetalRedfield

Жыл бұрын

@@Blox117 I've been on the internet for a very long time, there is no way, ever, in any circumstance you don't come off as a cringy moron saying that.

@MR-nl8xr

Жыл бұрын

" I just wana know how many people have lived in my house, before I live in it "

“But I had to know, had to know” I DIED😭😂

@INSTAKILLA

Жыл бұрын

Worth it

@Logos0187

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@darkglobe406

Жыл бұрын

you always want to know :D of course if its just some random hookup than you don´t care , but if you are seeing someone for lets say half a year or longer and you are already introducing each other to your parents etc you want to know those kind of things . of course it will drive the wedge between you probably but you just have to ask :D

@frozello14

Жыл бұрын

Eternal question of stuff that do you really want to know, why it's funny skit though.

@forcecalibration924

Жыл бұрын

😂

I always like how the girls are acting with you Stevie, PERFECT.

Fantastic skit, I love this so much- subbed

This is the highest quality skit channel I've ever seen! You guys need to make feature length films for real

@superman9772

Жыл бұрын

i agree that crew has been making high quality skits for so long ... it's kinda of amazing that somewhere they don't make a movie

@Phantom109

Жыл бұрын

Its in the works I think

@coleminnich1734

Жыл бұрын

you never heard of smosh

@E50AK

Жыл бұрын

They were making a movie. They even asked for donations from the audience. Don't know if it came to be tho. This was about 2 years ago, sometime in 2020 or 21.

@dildeep96

Жыл бұрын

It’s in the works

'it's a very normal thing to ask' 'you need to coax it out of her'

@Blox117

Жыл бұрын

i prefer beating it outta em but thats just me

@kieronrana5233

Жыл бұрын

@@Blox117 same tbh

@DemocracyManifest

Жыл бұрын

Someone needs to create Cuntfax; the detailed history of your new ride.

Best comedic duo. Slappers Only! Keep em coming.

Seeing Nikki as the sane one is a jarring change of character! That was awesome!

@maherabdu5358

8 ай бұрын

if a woman wont share the bodycount with his future husband then she isnt sane. She has baggage

"I love y-" Oh my god Nikki killed being normal and Stevie was fucking hilarious. Haven't laughed this hard in a while!

@nuclearpugg

Жыл бұрын

He was definitely right about her lmao

Stevie does the best insecure guy ever

@rejuvenator8966

Жыл бұрын

He's not insecure, he's not like other guys. But he had to know, had to know

@oxiary

Жыл бұрын

@@rejuvenator8966 he just wanted to how how many bakers have butter her biscuits

@501yogesh

Жыл бұрын

He just wanted to know how many flights have landed on her runway

@megagigachad69

Жыл бұрын

Lifetime method actor

@rejuvenator8966

Жыл бұрын

@@oxiary yes he is very enthusiastic about bakery 🧁

4:55 Ha, that idea-lightbulb head turn.

Your bloops are hilarious man

Stevie's gettin' SWOL. Keep on brudda!

@suicune456789

Жыл бұрын

Lol, i thought i saw some flexing here and there! Good for him!

@The_Great_Beyond

Жыл бұрын

He working out and eatin good!

@ericr1324

Жыл бұрын

Steve's getting hungry?😂😂😂

@thewidepeepos

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

She is a train conductor 😂

@dnahva8965

Жыл бұрын

😂

@noobslayer6915

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@jamesgunn1560

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooooooo

@Smitty.Bacall

Жыл бұрын

Savage 😅

Always making great quality videos!

You guys are a charm. Haha love these!

Stevie's facial expressions all throughout are top notch 🤣

@michaelotis223

Жыл бұрын

A modern day Chandler Bing

"how many bakers have buttered your biscuits" 😭

@freewilldummies1603

Жыл бұрын

Whole factory was made down there lmao 😂😅😅🤗.

@bendover7841

Жыл бұрын

It was a baker's dozen

@vanessaanders1619

Жыл бұрын

that part was hilarious 😂

Stevie is so good with the analogies💀💀💀

You guys should do a full video of bloopers. I would watch the hell out of that sh*t. lol.

One of the best for sure. I absolutely love the whole cast in this. Always love seeing a skit with Nikki and Stevie but I think Alex did a great job too.

i really like the longer style content, it feels more like a short film. i really like how you guys are able to create a whole story and have time for acting and twists and turns, i really liked the acting in this video. looking forward to seeing more of what you have! best of luck

@officialaustenmorpho3224

Жыл бұрын

yea at first i was turned off by it, then i remembered this group are comedic geniuses. cant wait for the movie

Stevie is killing it 🤣🤣

I loved the expressions on stevies face....😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

Typically brilliant, with a great yet deranged performance by Stevie. Nice to see Nikki play normal all the way through. Half-way in, I thought the twist was going to be that Nikki knew exactly what he was getting at, and later bragged to a friend that she had successfully managed to avoid answering.

She:Talk about the sausages? He: well kind of 😂😂😂😂😂

This is my favorite Stevie Emerson video.

Actually enjoyed this all the way to the end. Good stuff

The cut back to the office was perfect 😂😂😂

If this isn't proof that Nikki could pull off a romantic comedy movie, I don't know what is. These two need to do a movie.

This is Brilliant !!! You have so much talent Unbelievable Speechless !

4:35 had me dead with the "No." My man was done 😂

“It’s not about the number, it’s just knowing” hahaha

@RG-tt1ru

Жыл бұрын

Whenever someone says it's not about the number, it's about the number.

@sa34w

Жыл бұрын

@@RG-tt1ru it’s also about the number, too many miles is not too good for taking it to the next step

This is shot so well, love the production behind this. Always a slapper!

That was genuinely really good. Felt like it was part of a film or tv show.

Dang man, that hard cut on "I Love Y..." was perfect!!

she was definitely ran through💀

@shred9475

Жыл бұрын

she had trains ran on her

@elduderino7767

Жыл бұрын

yeah, when they dance around the question you know the relationship is already over, our fictional insecure guy just dodged a miserable marriage and divorce, good for him

@SurvivorSpencer

Жыл бұрын

@@elduderino7767 yep

@Blox117

Жыл бұрын

she been ran through more times than a nascar finish line

@mealovesyu

Жыл бұрын

You missed the joke obviously. He constantly objectified her, didn’t allow to answer, went on a psychotic rant fueled by insecurity and basically had an emotional breakdown over a simple question that he couldn’t even ask her directly. The moral of the story being that insecurity and emotional immaturity is a problem, and that it leads many people to push others away. That relationship was clearly never going to go anywhere if he was going to continue with outbursts over the smallest things. It’s even sadder when the answer is something like “none” because not only did you make yourself look foolish, you also make people not want to be around you. This unfortunately happened to an acquaintance of mine. But humans will always put feelings before facts and rationality, so their relationships will keep failing miserably. Males are so scared of competing with other males that some of them will become toxic towards women and each other. Obsession with “body count” is the first step to being a convicted sex offender.

Finally - they are making video together! I love this duo. Perfect chemistry.

@VIKINGHUN

Жыл бұрын

Finally? There's a few of them and one has two million views...

I love how Nikki Howard has me laughing within 5 seconds of being on screen, lol!

These are hilarious great work

These are questions that must be asked. You don't want to end up with retired Miss Gangbang.

@aliensoup2420

Жыл бұрын

Would you prefer someone that wasn't retired?

@roumyapratapsingh3514

Жыл бұрын

@@aliensoup2420 or someone who didn't start at all...?

@ziscode1981

Жыл бұрын

@@aliensoup2420 someone got personally offended :O

@ryank2465

Жыл бұрын

always gotta have some incel writing his manifesto in the comments

@elduderino7767

Жыл бұрын

​@@ryank2465 excessive previous sexual partners mentally screws you up, pair-bonding is less likely the more you have, it's a great predictor for divorce if you are thinking of getting serious it's not a bad idea to try and figure a ballpark, better to find out now rather then a miserable marriage / divorce later

I love when Stevie and Nikki do collabs. Their synergy and chemistry are fantastic doing these funny vids. I knew it was going to end up with a break up. I want to see a vid on Nikki's channel where it's "When You Ask Your Guy His Body Count" and it's just flipped roles.

@mealovesyu

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! This was really funny and well produced!

@echo-channel77

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't make any sense reversed in general b/c men and women value different things. Women don't care about a man's past as much as they care about what he can do for her future. It would be like a skit where he is only interested in women over 6 feet tall making 6-figures. It just wouldn't make any sense.

@mariasanu304

Жыл бұрын

The number of people in the comments that just assume that most/all women don’t care about body count

@davesravens47

10 ай бұрын

Women care about it too. Guys just view it from an insecurity standpoint whereas women probably view it as an immaturity standpoint.

@thegame2079

3 ай бұрын

@davesravens47 They definitely don’t care about it as much as guys do

Final stage of a argument looked like a scene from some high quality film like Revolutionary Road, it was breathtaking😯

Duets like Stevie and Nikki are made in heaven

@kagsu

Жыл бұрын

joj-

@greymeshmask551

Жыл бұрын

So what’s your body count?

Stevie this is another smash hit, I laughed so hard, everyone's acting was awesome.

that bit "''cos you better get your story straight....mmm-hhmmmm". oh man cracks me up!

i need nikki in every stevie's video her charm and energy is still there even is she is not playing weird.

What can I say? Writing, acting, editing... everything is just too damn good.

Man, the chemistry between these 2 is just awesome

The out takes are great! I am glad they added it in. 😂

Always a top notch video

She acted so clueless that it spelled guilt all over her face

@armingleiner5292

Жыл бұрын

Why guilt? There is nothing to feel guilty about.

@jsmith7888

Жыл бұрын

@@armingleiner5292 Yes there is. Men are still the ones expected to make the first move and take girls on dates and pay for them etc. Why would a guy want to put all that effort in with a girl who is 15 mens one night fling that they didnt want to see again. Theres also studies showing women with more bodies are less faithful as they have had to many connections with guys

@armingleiner5292

Жыл бұрын

@@jsmith7888 Most men want a fling first of all and second of all thats one factor out of a million. So the likelyhood of cheating is a bit higher so what? There are so many things that are way bigger red flags than a body count.

@lonewanderer4207

Жыл бұрын

​@@jsmith7888 spot on and based

@DurangoC

Жыл бұрын

Wow. So you’re actually the clown in that skit!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess the satire was too subtle for ya, huh? Good luck with you life in mom’s basement

The look away after “I grew up in Rhode Island” Perfection timing!

@theharshtruthoutthere

Жыл бұрын

Truth, which we do not like: - there is no billions of years, there is only 6000 years. - there is no planets, there is only plane knows as EARTH. - there is no cosmos, there is HELL - EARTH - WATERS - THE KINGDOM OF GOD. - there is no evolution, there is the CREATIONS OF GOD. - there is no humans being only carnal being, there is HUMANS - being created after the image of GOD. (Human being = SPIRIT BEING). . the reality is not that live however you like, you still be in heaven. The reality is, COME TO REPENTANCE - BORN AGAIN, DO THE WILL OF GOD = THE NARROW ROAD TO HEAVEN. The truth we don`t like: - we are sinners who are called to repentance and to born again, Luke 13:5 , John 3:7 - we are called back home with renewed minds and hearts, yet many shall reject the calling and perish into the torment. - we live under demonic power, the evil spirits in high places: Ephesians 6:12

the triple metaphors in a row was killing~~~,hahaha

3:34 that look of disappointment was so spot on its fucking hilarious

Thanks for keeping up the OG style of KZread skits. Brings back memories

Her expressions are the absolute best

“It’s not gonna bother me because IM SeCuRE!” Standing ovation for this whole SKIT ❤

These are so well done dude

I love your work man seriously your videos are top tier. Keep it up my guy

Stevie's getting big 💯 keep up the good work 💪

Bro you always do these so well

"How many bakers have buttered your biscuit?"

The high pitched “and that’s the thing sister” 🤣🤣🤣 @6:15

Damn. He just keeps getting better and better 😂😂

"So you've taken attendance, right?" ROFLMAO!

That laugh snort! Lol

1:40 "Did somebody die in there" xD I took that too literally.

@lostmanghost5040

4 ай бұрын

Me too bruh me too

So you've taken attendance. LMAO

I love the office sketches!!

Relevant current topics done in hilarious and hi-quality skits. Kudos for top entertainment.

The crazy thing about this skit is that Nikki plays the sane one.

Are we pretending like body count doesn't matter?

@JohnBrown-vx3rx

Жыл бұрын

it doesnt?

@geroldas

Жыл бұрын

Actually it does. Just like many other things, depending on what you're looking for. I did, I wouldn't have asked her to be my wife otherwise.

@eyob7549

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx That what a simp would say...

@Sanguinarius9999

Жыл бұрын

It matters for both parties the lower the better for both parties. The problem is that many people, both men and women, think high body count for men is a good thing. It's not.

@thrallingFRglory

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx It absolutely does. It did for me. It does for many people. Nothing odd with that.

Hey Epic man, hilarious content still, less cringey and corny, more relatable. Personally resonate with this style more

I love that I got an ad for carfax on this video

this channel is satirical gold

SO WE DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW HOW MANY

@chandie5298

Жыл бұрын

dozens and dozens and dozens......and dozens

@violetbunny1457

Жыл бұрын

Thousands broda... thousands

@ha-kh7ef

Жыл бұрын

I know a girl who had 20 before she was 19.

@violetbunny1457

Жыл бұрын

@@ha-kh7ef HAHAHAH

@yeahyeah9869

Жыл бұрын

@@ha-kh7ef wtf, i don't think that's possible unless she's a prostitute

The opening scene is just like in Office Space when Drew tells Peter his new girl "gets around". Great skit!

U know she's a red flag when she keeps ignoring the question😂😂😂😂but always love this two together they're the best😂😂😂😂😂and who writes their scripts?? Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's nice to see Nikki isn't as crazy as she used to be.

@andrewdisconnected

Жыл бұрын

she s still crazy on her channel but also funny

Happy for Uncle Nick too. Also, Nikki as straight man is so weird. Didn’t expect that going into the video but from the set up absolutely saw it coming and loved it

I love these three actors/actress

The sausage part killed me 😂

If a girls doesn't tell you before the relationship than its over 10

@dennisrobinson8008

Жыл бұрын

in the modern era 10 is extremely low and almost a Virgin.