Man, the no audio one was funny too.

@jrrarglblarg9241

5 ай бұрын

I love how his audience just rolled with it and let those be the wisdom we all needed for a day.😉

@fibber2u

5 ай бұрын

@@jrrarglblarg9241 🤔🤔I get "rolled"🤯🤯😜😜

@TheKyleodgers

5 ай бұрын

I actually found the no-audio one more entertaining. Sorry Lindy.

"Possession is eleven tenths of the law." 219th rule of acquisition.

"I too hear Alec Guinness's rather wonderful cadence . . . from time to time . . ." : )

You may not always get what you want. But sometimes you just might find, you get what you need.

@zeus04

5 ай бұрын

exactly what I was thinking!

@fibber2u

5 ай бұрын

@@zeus04 I see you also spotted that the 'Stones plagiarised the lyric.

@donyoung1384

5 ай бұрын

For a few seconds there I thought Lindy was channeling Pink Floyd!

@gallow_

5 ай бұрын

@@donyoung1384 His next video will be him screeching like roger waters

@PhoenixNorthstar

5 ай бұрын

You read my mind.

I’m ashamed to admit I was expecting no audio.

@josestirtabudi6247

5 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂 so disappointed

Just imagine there's 402 wise words to be heard before this.! Merry Christmas Lindy.

@1337billybob

5 ай бұрын

I’d link the 404th but I couldn’t find it.

I'll definitely keep that in mind , thank you grandmaster Beige 🌌

Ah, this one is a talkie!

You cant always get what you want. For example, video audio for the first 48h.

I saw her today at the reception, a glass of blue milk in her hand.

The Alec Guinness is strong with this one

Alec Guinness impression is on point

Yes, Mick Jagger is a Jedi Master.

before I was ignorant, I could not hear, but now I hear you wise one

Hey thats my favorite tumbling rocks song

That's not a bad Sir Alec Guinness.

I've often thought there was some mileage in something along these lines but this could hardly be improved upon! Bravo!

its the shoe he wants us to worship the shoe !!!

LOL, well done that man. So funny

I need more Obi Wan Lyodobi!

Brilliant.

Sounds like an impression of Sir Alex Guinness in star wars lol

nooo! my epic translation from lip reading is gone forever :-0 alas I was close at the end

I just realized that everyone around me is getting old. Give it another 10 years and I will share my jedi knowledge too.

@JesseP.Watson

5 ай бұрын

Ah, you sound so young and innocent, I was like that until I was 357... then things got tough.

Is this nonsense in your best Alec Guinness voice? I dig it!

That's pretty good.

NO! Try not, DO! Or do not, there is no try.

Get what you neeeeeeeeed!

Listened and laughed I did.

Nice!!

I want a graphic novel about Hannibal Barca... Still waiting...

Subverted, but we were made to wait for it.

#420 should just be him giggling into the camera

And a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

Wise words for a difficult time.

Nice!

Lindybeige, may the phwoar-ce be with you!

I have to turn my volume all the way down to understand this video.

Do or do not, there is no try.

Get what you neeeeeed

My brain is enlargening

As the great philosopher Jagger once wrote

Win the battle by not being there.

So was the video without audio actually a genuine mistake?

Yes yes, quite so.

It reminds me this shower thought (I'll be paraphrasing): There is nothing worse than a dream coming true.

Getting what I want? Now that’s something I’ve not had in a long time…a long time.

oh my force I can hear this one

I am shocked and appalled. Years I've watched, all the way, believing you were a true Imperial

Aren't these the audio logs from The Witness?

Is it worth plugging in my sound this time? All I learnt from the previous words of wisdom was to not bother.

I have so many questions and so few answers!

you can...........get what you need.

That is the best Alec Guiness impression that I have ever heard. The really odd thing is that it might be the only one and I have been listening to impressions since I was child in the 1950's. Why didn't Frank Gorshin do one? OK Mark Hamill has done one, I just forgot it. Its OK you can tell its Alec, barely.

Shoulda kept the old ones up for the lolz

If I get ever put in charge of Star Wars project, I promise that there will be "Master Beige" in it.

I'm sad Lindy deleted the muted ones xD

I saw her today at the reception.

What about "There is no trying"? Wasn't that also a Gem of Jedi wisdom?

you will achieve wisdom when you hear what is spoken

I definitely thought it was going to be a song lyric.

But if you try sometimes, you get what you need ?

Its even worse: People dont get what they deserve. They get what they can.

Thanks Mick Jagger.

I was so looking forward a rolling stones cover

@undecidedgenius

5 ай бұрын

In the ways of the jedi, of course

Keith Richards was there when they devised this gem...

Kinda like the silent version.

get what you need

is that 'you can do it if you really want...

So you're saying... I _should_ try?

I don’t know whether this made me smarter or dumber

Lindyyyyyy💚

Ah yes my brothers music

"but if you tried" but I thought there's no such thing as trying 🤔

real

But... but... I thought there is no try

You can maybe get what you want

lol :)

:)

I NEED IT PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE AAA

Tee hee

You'll succeed ... ... at last.

49th, 26 December 2023

Hey - audio!

What i want is for you to fix your hair 😂

Aha, the worship of power. That age old British wisdom. If you people did not exist anymore, as a thought experiment. The world would be a much much much much better place.

Jedi wisdom:Better to be truly silent than treat your audience with contempt. Keep them wanting more is a good adage, but it doesn't survive forever. Making these videos must be very hard work, but you also have a very large audience who have enjoyed them immensely. Don't mistreat them. If it is the end of the road, so be it. Just tell us.

You mean its somehow possible for me to get a girlfriend?

test

Okaaay

Are you dying? What is this?

star wars sucks

Weirdo