It's time to relisten to a classic for the sake of the KZread algorithms.

@chrispalmer7893

3 жыл бұрын

It is indeed

I'm here to make Matt Powell famous

Matt powell is a joke

You three almost got me fucking killed. I was a the gym when you said Matt Powell called it a "computer machine" and I almost dropped a weight on my fucking head XD

This is one of my favorite episodes

All timer of an episode. This, Flat Earth Clues and The Atheist Delusion are on heavy rotation for me.

@losttribe3001

2 жыл бұрын

Good list. I also enjoy Gramps Goes to College, Loving the Bad Man, and anything Mormon. (I was raised Mormon so I get a kick out of those episodes)

@SerLagsalot

2 жыл бұрын

I'll add Passion of the Christ to that episode list

@wishusknight3009

2 жыл бұрын

@@losttribe3001 OMG that one with wilfred brimly

I came here from the most recent Scathing episode. But WOW, this is funny!!! Thank you for brightening my day and helping me get through quarantine with my sanity intact.

39:28 - It's _"Levi-OH-sa"_ Steve. Not _"Levio-SA."_

Erick Van Danieken also had those Inca Dinos rocks to prove ancient aliens.

@tommcdonald4014

3 жыл бұрын

The guys got the name wrong. It's not "Inca", it's "Ica", the name of a group of Native Americans in Peru that are not Incans. But yeah, I remember reading Von Daniken decades ago and finding his 'evidence' laughable.

1 Timothy 6:20 mentions “falsely-called knowledge”. The “science” translation originated before the word had its modern meaning.

Fucking great episode! I had the same journey through the film that you guys joked about: from 'Matt's just a young guy being led astray' to 'FUCK YOU MATT POWELL'. But that journey took about 75 seconds, since that part of the screenplay just said HITLER! EVOLUTION! HITLER! COLUMBINE! EVOLUTION! AAAAATHEISMM! I was trying to record my honest reactions in the comment section under the movie. I had to pause to laugh-rage after every single event in the flim: every sentence, written or spoken, and every image. I made it through 7 minutes of movie in about 60 minutes of my life before I realized how much of my life it was going to occupy. Thank christ I have you guys to suffer through the whole film, for me.

@alexcampbell8272

5 жыл бұрын

And Matt Powell hid almost all my comments. Can't have visitors reading dissenting opinions.

One of the Sistine Chapels of GAM.

"Coffee?" "No thank you, I'm a dinosaur"

IIf you want to get really depressed read the comments under the actual movie! "This movie should be translated into other languages." LMFAO

@tommcdonald4014

3 жыл бұрын

You might want to check the comments under Powell's newest movie, The Atheist Religion, that the guys reviewed a couple of weeks ago. Noah said the comments were ~35% 'Yay, Matt; Go God!'; ~35% pro-science folks shitting on the movie who came upon the movie by chance; and ~30% GAM fans who watched it ahead of the review and shat on the movie on purpose. You might feel better by doing this. Unless, of course, Mattie P decided to remove the negative comments like he removes the best parts of the pro-science folk he interviews in his 'movies'.

Cross eyed but for mouths is SO accurate 😂 and he's a p3do so don't feel bad laughing at Kent.

@thelostone6981

Жыл бұрын

Or hoping he spends his last years suffering from a debilitating stroke…

@nickgagnon3626

Жыл бұрын

Is he? I never heard that before.

Regarding "behemoth" and its tail: First, the passage says "moves like a cedar". It does _not_ say as _big_ as or as _thick_ as. The line refers specifically and exclusively to movement, _not_ size. Second, they obviously could not be referring to the Western Red cedar, indigenous to North America and Australia, but to the only cedar in the Middle East, the Lebanese cedar, which looks _and_ sways much like an elephant's tail. Third, it's entirely possible that "cedar" was not referring to a tree at all, but was instead referring to an _object_ called a "cedar": a switch made from a stripped branch used to whip one's vicinity to keep flies away. This looks much like an elephant's tail, and is flicked around like one, so is a possible etymology of the term. Fourth, it's made very clear that, with respect to behemoth, its "nose pierceth the snare". The animal "behemoth" is definitively referring to an African elephant; the only way to deny this is to lie about what the Bible states quite explicitly. Leviathan, by the way, is a reference to a Nile crocodile. Charlatans like Hovind try to misrepresent them as dinosaurs. They're not (NSS). Addendum: When Creationists refer to "90% of animals coming around at the same time", they are most definitely not referring to anything occurring 200,000 years ago. They are referring to the Cambrian Explosion, which occurred 541 million years ago. And the claim about 90% of animal life appearing abruptly is true if fifty million years is "abruptly" (in geological terms, it actually is), is at best a half-truth, and would be irrelevant if it weren't explained by evolution anyway.

Fun fact that explains petrified polystrate trees and why they can't be made anymore, to be used because I don't hear it a lot in these discussions. Trees evolved, but they didn't start out with the bugs or bacteria that broke down the wood after death. And especially the fungi. So yes, dead trees literally just sat there for years, thousands of years actually. They did indeed have time to just sit and fossilize.

@vaiyt

Жыл бұрын

Lignin is hard to digest, even today not many strains of bacteria do it.(fungi are the ones eating most of it) Ancient trees had many times more lignin than current trees, which made them last even longer.

Noah you we awesome on The Atheist Experience!!!!! Love you fucks!!!!

HAHA, and now it's number 1!

1:33:00 Wait, so they literally had Jimmy from South Park. "God crippled you from birth to teach us a lesson" Jimmy.

Has anyone ever seen a god create an animal?

1:00:55 - The Dinosaur Preachers Interlude

I would like to see these guys talk to The Raging Atheist at some point. Would very much enjoy.

The creationist flailing movies are a gold mine for riffing

As commanded my Lieges!

Was there a deepak chopra movie they did??

@Bill_Garthright

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know. It's funny, but I listen to all of the God Awful Movies podcasts, and I have a great time laughing along with Noah, Heath, and Eli, but I couldn't remember the title of any of the movies to save my life. :)

@gabriellavedier9650

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. "What the bleep do we know?" It's on KZread

Please do gods not dead 3!!

@Filip_emo_music

5 жыл бұрын

Dead Kenny I found it. My life is complete

What is with that title!? GAH

@tommcdonald4014

3 жыл бұрын

It's a quote from the new testament. It is warning people to stay away from teachings about Jesus that vary from the standard understanding taught by the NT authors, probably warning against Gnosticism. The word used in other translations, and in the original Greek, is ''knowledge' not 'science', but since these idiots are King James Only fanatics, they go with the word used in the KJV, which was 'science'. But in the KJV, 'science' means 'common knowledge', not what we call science today. So they misunderstood the warning against 'what is called common knowledge' as a warning against modern sciences that they don't like. Like geology, evolution, embryology, etc. IOW, these biblical literalists are so fucking ignorant of their own book that they named their silly 'movie' after a stupid mistake.

@monus782

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommcdonald4014 it reminds me of the fact that many fundies will use Paul in general to justify their hostility towards science as something from "the world" to be shunned at, coming from a Romance language background it's a bit easier for me to tell because as you said science also means "knowledge" in Latin and in Spanish it has a double meaning used interchangeably, both to refer to science and knowledge indeed. Growing up Catholic when talking about the Holy Spirit they will say about the "gifts" he gives in the ritual of Confirmation, and one of them is science indeed and back then I figured they didn't mean the more popular meaning.

@vaiyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommcdonald4014 after all science comes from "scientia" which means knowledge or awareness.

When you hate God that "doesn't exist" so much you dedicate your life to trying to hinder Him.

@origamiswami6272

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they’re trying to hinder Matt Powell here, not God.

@tacky4237

2 жыл бұрын

@@origamiswami6272 All Matt Powell seeks to do is preach the Gospel, so by default they seek to stop Gods Word.

@Thoron_of_Neto

2 жыл бұрын

@@tacky4237 yeah, except we don't believe Matt's god exists, but that Powells whole belief about said god is harmful. There's no scenario in which you're right about this. We know Matt Powell exists, and his behavior is detestable, and his idiotic insistence that his book is right, and everything we have discovered about the world around us is wrong, only furthers ignorance. That's it, full stop.

@tacky4237

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thoron_of_Neto yet you dedicate so much time trying to stop something that according to you doesn't exist. So much so that you wrote all that out.

@Thoron_of_Neto

2 жыл бұрын

@@tacky4237 oh, should I use fewer words for you? People are real, gods are not. People are shitty, because they say their god tells them to be. This is what we have problems with. Short enough for you to read?