Can't believe you did a ray comfort movie without Eli.

@infiniteoctopaw

Жыл бұрын

THIS is the only blasphemy I believe in.

@ttrestle

Жыл бұрын

You beat me to it!

A dog and your neighbour are drowning, which one do you save? Counter question If in a burning hospital you can save one woman or a tank with 100 frozen embryos, which do you save?

Keep in mind. Eli knows what Ray Comfort tastes like. Few impressionists have the dedication to taste their subjects.

@beezee1196

Жыл бұрын

I keep seeing references to that, did he actually lick him?

@brucebaker810

Жыл бұрын

@@beezee1196 yep. At the Reason Rally. (Or RR2?) Ray was docufringeing. Eli asked to take a pic. And licked his cheek on Cheese. Pic has to be around.

Oh man, PZ Myers. He got me into skepticism big time. He has *experience* dealing with people like Ray Comfort.

the moment Noah started his Ray impression i was planning on whether we were going to get Heath and Marsh doing their worst Ray's. dear satan you delivered i laughed hard

The only thing I remember of Jaclyn Glenn was her complaining that she was supposed to vote for Hillary Clinton because they were both women. That is the intellectual level of this amazing critic Ray is dealing with.

@rahowherox1177

Жыл бұрын

Tbf, she's one of the prettier utube atheists... At least she was when I last watched one of her vids 10 years ago.

_... The Transformers do have souls though._ They call it a Spark, and its a very real part of their biology. Although it doesn't survive after the Transformer dies, except for one very unique case _(G1 Starscream.)_

"Show me millions of years?". So he's one epic salvia trip away from atheism?

I desperately want Ray to ask me about Moral Absolutes and the Bible so I can finally see how pop culture inept he is. I'd mention Mormon philosopher Joshua Graham and how he asserts the lamentation By The Waters Of Babylon asserts all Biblical things must be done with will and good focus, even killing. Seeing Ray argue with the words of a video game character will make my life complete.

@thelostone6981

Жыл бұрын

The problem is that Ray would just dismiss Elder Graham because he’s a Mormon and this (according to Ray) NOT a Christian. But yeah, if Ray thinks his version of a deity is the one who has a moral absolution, then there is a lot he has to answer for: Exodus 21, Genesis 38, Judges 19 and, if he were to accept Mormonism, D&C 132.

First ! Of my kind, that is

I really want to know if anyone has ever asked Ray Comfort, "Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby? Like, repeatedly?"

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

Жыл бұрын

Or, _"How in the world did you make it into adulthood without anyone caving your nose into your stupid face yet?"_

Hey Noah, your RC impression is getting better, in case no one's told you.

It occurs to me that one of the reasons he laughs off the 'millions of years' timespan might be less 'I can't personally see it happen' and more 'These science yahoos think that the earth is millions of years old as opposed to a couple thousand'.

This movie is posted on the Living Waters KZread channel. Someone named heavenlycactus1365 has commented "KZread can't stop the power of God" and 263 people have liked it 🤣🤣🤣

6:06 The gibbidy battle is the best thing since Eli made Ray say "fuckin' hobbies" in the Exit GAM episode.

I would save the dog too

Wasn't the Cornell catdog an April Fool's joke? The main article I see referred to is the one by Catster, April 1 2009. (I just fixated on that note, I'm not trying to quibble about the larger contextual point in that section!)

There is a part of me that kind of wishes I'd run into Ray one day, and when he does his whole "Have you ever lied?" blah blah blah routine, I just say "Nope" Just keep claiming I'm some sinless being who has never committed any sin. I honestly want to see him reaction. I'm assuming it'd be incredulity, but I'd love to see him try to prove I'm a sinner in any way that couldn't be applied to Jesus claims of sinlessness.

@johanneskramer9490

Жыл бұрын

"Naah you must have lied. Like when you were a kid" No, never. "You're lying right now!" Prove it. Were you there when I allegedly lied? "😳"

Ray Ray. My fave. Lol. Not! Or for Marsh "Naught!"

27:19 no. No we don't. The cat/dog hybrid was a complete hoax.

Ray and Chuck Norris on a continuum makes sense, they both don't believe in evolution, lol

55:31

Good. I hate Ray Comfort with a passion.

Kiwi man’s argument isn’t “evolution isn’t true” if you examine it from afar It is actually “we aren’t teaching evolution correctly so let’s go back to creationism instead” He’s just too inept to stay on point

The pom has a better kiwi accent when talking normal than the yanks trying!

Strictly speaking, you measure evolution in generations right? In a thousand years you would see more changes overtime with a species that reproduce like rabbits vs say, an elephant.

@rahowherox1177

Жыл бұрын

Potentially yes.

Christian (Lincoln) gets head blown off, Hemingway (atheist) blows his own head off. So what is the benefit of being a believer?

@RequiemPoete

Жыл бұрын

The believer would tell you heaven. Which of course doesn't do shit as the atheist would argue that doesn't exist.

@brucebaker810

Жыл бұрын

Atheists take initiative. Theists just abolish slavery and suicide by actor.

@brucebaker810

Жыл бұрын

Lincoln: shot by an actor Hemmingway: shot by a writer Shrugs

@inanimatecarbongod

Жыл бұрын

You don't have to do it yourself?