The NPC cry is the best thing ever

@ToxicSkull0

4 жыл бұрын

0:11?

@gregsimoes8645

4 жыл бұрын

1:31 The imitation is great too

@Sebastian_leinhart

4 жыл бұрын

you say that cuz you havent heard anya cry in TERA's tutorial

@JoeStuffz

4 жыл бұрын

I actually hate it, but it works so well for this series

@Fahad_Rehman

4 жыл бұрын

Uhu Ahu Uhu

Love how Ben the Bandit keeps becoming more self aware every time he shows up.

@BloodyClash

Жыл бұрын

Yes. that's really made well. Since i love the muggers anyway i love that fact even more

@FalconFetus8

Жыл бұрын

Headcanon: the asshole adventurer is actually Ben the Bandit. He became so self-aware that he started acting the part of a player

@killerwolf9409

Жыл бұрын

@@BloodyClash I’m pretty sure Charles the mugger (are they also a bandit?) and Ben the adventurer are the same person.

@InfamousX1000

Жыл бұрын

@@killerwolf9409 Obviously Ben the adventurer was once an adventurer until he started crafting wares for other adventurers and accidentally became an NPC in the process. Unable to understand his sudden change, he became a mugger until his past life kept bringing him back to the realization that he lived in a digital world. Eventually Ben's NPC programming became corrupt sending him to a void digital world where he can only appear when other adventurers came across him as other NPC's regarded him as a crazed maniac... Duh

@killerwolf9409

Жыл бұрын

@@InfamousX1000 so what we’re saying is every sketch with Ben as an adventurer takes place before the crafting episode?

That wizard from the “press c” sketch deserves his choccy biscuit

@arianapetrova90

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that part

@ludijarac8360

3 жыл бұрын

Yas

@septicsanssam9892

3 жыл бұрын

yes, yes he does

@brokenhiveling

3 жыл бұрын

It took me almost a year to realize that he's Hamish

@malossirock

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, he does! His acting is on point.

"I always have gold on me but I don't go announcing it to the world!" Nice one Greg.

@iskandarshah9723

7 ай бұрын

Truly an NPC things 😅😅

"That's a Dragon" "Oh, yeah... _let's_ _mug_ _him!"_ 🤣

@williambrown319

4 жыл бұрын

Aka every player character ever

@rifter4680

4 жыл бұрын

"Umm... No" "But he is 1, and we are 2"

@user-nc3sb9jv1n

4 жыл бұрын

Poor poor Ben. Code is cruel)

@jacobodom8401

4 жыл бұрын

“Oi! What are we?”

@hewhopaintstheearthred6139

4 жыл бұрын

Let Smauq him?

>Robbed the Thieves Guild. >Can’t afford health potion. Anyone else see the irony?

@alejandrom.

4 жыл бұрын

LOL, you are right.

@matheusihancis512

4 жыл бұрын

I cant see

@janliambendo3008

4 жыл бұрын

skyrim logic

@stefanb6539

4 жыл бұрын

He obviously had no time to trade in the quest item for a reward when the guard is still chasing hm.

@Robbedem

4 жыл бұрын

NPC-man is an honest trader, he doesn't accept stolen goods. ;)

9:07 Love how he goes through all that effort to get the potion and then proceeds to not even get hit once anyway, rendering it useless.

@bigolpandabrr1695

Жыл бұрын

Which is mostly what happens when you do that. I love this content.

@jampubharadwaj9374

Жыл бұрын

Well, he would need full health further. So, not a complete waste.

@ballisticblocker9163

Жыл бұрын

@@jampubharadwaj9374 , True but I imagine he could’ve found a way to heal that didn’t involve selling all of his worldly possessions.

@SilvX610

Жыл бұрын

It gives you more boost and you fight better. It's more psychological 😅

@3cc3ntr1c1ty

2 ай бұрын

I usually find myself more likely to take needless damage when I'm panicking over my health status haha

8:43 that Rowan's reaction while paused was funny as hell :D

I'm starting to wonder if the dumb mugger knows the smart mugger is in danger of being self-aware, and resets his programming by asking him what they are.

@yeetboy9231

4 жыл бұрын

Leon Embers genius

@Igrium

4 жыл бұрын

But he would have to be self-aware himself in order to know that.

@Gussyboy06

4 жыл бұрын

@@Igrium "what are we"

@bonyfax2345

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gussyboy06 “We’re muggers”

@Gussyboy06

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonyfax2345 "and what do muggers do"

I dont know why I love the ones where NPC's flirt with being self aware.

@Aqua03

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Sheppard maybe because we’re all NPCs flirting with being self-aware.

@josephharrison8354

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aqua03 #RedPill

@user-ux1bn4vi5f

4 жыл бұрын

Timecode?

@someorclad9738

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aqua03 Man. I came here looking for laughs, now I'm getting existential crisis like crazy.

@HellGod67

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ux1bn4vi5f The first skit

6:22 " I deserve my lil' choccy biscuit", I'm DEAD XD

@ThePhantom-jd3su

2 жыл бұрын

Then how did you comment?

@jconner78

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePhantom-jd3su afterlife confirmed

@goblinoide

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePhantom-jd3su necromancy

@shancon6377

2 ай бұрын

​@@goblinoideNecromancy, not even once.

“Thanks for wasting my time” “Your welcome” That sounds like something I would say to someone I hate

@nurse0857

3 жыл бұрын

I actually think I’ve said that to someone before when I worked in customer service. On occasion my mouth would get the better of me and I’d just have to hope I didn’t get written up.

@jasondean88888

3 жыл бұрын

@@nurse0857 I was well known for not putting up with customer's attempts at jokes. If they were good jokes, fine. If not I was not going to fake laugh for them. A table of five 40 something women sat down. First 3 ordered steak Mid Rare, I tell all 3 "Out mid rare is barely warm to the touch and red all the way through, does that sound right?" So far so good. The 4th lady also orders Mid Rare, I repeat myself and the 5th lady speaks up and says "Yeah! She likes her steak like she likes her men!" and she starts laughing like it's the best joke in the world. I look right at her and say "What do you mean? Dead, barely warm, and bleeding?" I still don't understand what she meant to this day. She appreciated my reply as much as I did her joke (not at all). I fucking hate people, yet I somehow made the best money in the franchise as a server. I think people gave me extra money as a "sorry I was an idiot" tax.

That “old friends” episode perfectly captured the feeling of meeting an old friend ingame

@Furendz

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@renzod0332

3 жыл бұрын

Had a friend that i used to play OG burning legion with... Found out she lived in my city then found out she worked at the grocery store down the street... We used to have lan parties and so much fun. Then i moved out of town and we lost touch... Would be great to run into her again on a classic server

@majklkiller859

3 жыл бұрын

@@renzod0332 hopefully you will get to see her again mate

@Tek3333

2 жыл бұрын

LOOKING FOR A HEALER

@IMPALERonYT

2 жыл бұрын

Has happened to me too many times! I was once being chased in pubg and went for a drive by on a guy hiding in a bush. It was my friend lord commander 😂

The loop will always be my favorite!!!! 😂😂 “less talk, more give” 😂😂

@Diadas66

4 жыл бұрын

It's my fav

@feliciafenish7128

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@thecanadianbeast4858

3 жыл бұрын

“Please don’t hurt me, I’ll give you what I can but it isn’t much

@bonyfax2345

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecanadianbeast4858 *pathetic cry*.mp4

@thecanadianbeast4858

3 жыл бұрын

....less talk...MORE GIVE

“Shade away” will be my new way of abruptly ending a conversation and leaving lol

Bernard the mugger wanting to rob a dragon, reminds me of Skyrim thieves walking up to my Dragonborn wearing a fully enchanted dragon bone set with a sword and shield and asking me to hand my gold if I want to live. Oh those sweet summer children.

@executioner_ecgbert884

3 жыл бұрын

Or a bunch of drunks trying to mug a well armed witcher

@Malthizar

3 жыл бұрын

But there's 2 of them and only 1 of you! I'll bet on the muggers any day!

@filmandfirearms

3 жыл бұрын

@@executioner_ecgbert884 It's particularly bad since Geralt is canonically famous all across the continent, such that almost everyone who hears his name knows exactly who he is. There aren't that many white haired witchers

@kevinforslund52

3 жыл бұрын

@@executioner_ecgbert884 haha

@lordcommissar7813

3 жыл бұрын

Better then the lady from fallout who tries to trick you into thinking her friend is injured just to ambush you... you know while your in full power armor with minigun

"Hey! Less talk, more give!"

@ToxicSkull0

4 жыл бұрын

Letsmugem!

@MultiGaves

4 жыл бұрын

Please, don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home!

@longlei276

4 жыл бұрын

...and server crash.

@AoiAriBerry

4 жыл бұрын

You better cough up then!

@MultiGaves

4 жыл бұрын

@@AoiAriBerry I don't have much, but I'll give you what I can!

How did the dragon burned the muggers? There's literally 2 of them and 1 of him.

@yeetboy9231

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Daniel Jireh Dimacali WELL LETS ALL MUG HIM

@lucapags922

4 жыл бұрын

There’s 1 of him there’s 3 of us let’s go mug em

@Ehxx

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that dragon slayed the entire nation of new smaghenbaugen dint he?

@pepethefrog6809

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best time to apply the Wilhelm scream too.

@Dieu_Yoya

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ehxx Yeah, but what are we ?

6:20 "I think I deserve my little choccy biscuit" Best line. Get me every time.

@CalebsRandomExistence

9 ай бұрын

GIVE THE MAN HIS CHOCCY BISCUIT1

"Adventurer! You're going to pay for stealing from the Thieves Guild!" I sense some Terry Pratchett humor going on there.

@rorakra584

3 жыл бұрын

Just what I was thinking

I’m not gonna lie, that first scene was almost terrifying. The churning in the background along with the constant repeating dialogue was almost nightmarish.

@ladyreverie7027

3 жыл бұрын

Existential horror. Like the time the fisherman was being bullied and his eyes were screaming while he had this simple grin on his face. Or when the woodcutter was made briefly self aware that he had been chopping forever.

@hellesofiechristiansenwiig3806

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyreverie7027 Or when the garlic farmer broke character and almost turned slasher on the adventurerer that skipped him

@powerboy4802

Жыл бұрын

when u say it like that it got scarier

@narx800

Жыл бұрын

It's how my dreams be lol

I think what I love most about NPC man is he wants to help. No matter the player or how they treat him. All he wants is to assist you as best he can to fulfill your quest.

@lunsj

Жыл бұрын

Well his sheep have rum amok. What ya gonna do? He needs a brave adventurer like you.

the ability to not laugh and keep a straight face is amazing

I like the existential episodes, they always make me laugh repeatedly.

@jackofclubs6229

3 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that if an NPC becomes fully aware and breaks NPC rules, they lose the ability to respawn. As in, if you forsake the constraints of being an NPC, you also lose the BENEFITS. This would mean Bernard is as self aware as Greg, but keeps resetting his friend in order to keep him alive. Asking him what muggers do is not enough to keep him reset for long though, so Bernard makes sure that when his friend is getting too self-aware, he suggests mugging something that can kill them in order to respawn the both of them. This also explains why Greg still follows the rules of quest giving, companionship, and shop-keeping. If he refuses to talk, tries to leave the adventurer, or doesn’t buy an adventurer’s junk, he would lose his respawn, which would mean he’d be able to die permanently. We’ve seen that he, as well as others like the blacksmith, can change the code. We saw this when they competed in whose quest marker was bigger.

@kevinescobar9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackofclubs6229 thats actually pretty genius bro makes perfect sense

20:25 - What are we? - Modders - And what do modders do ? - They mod people - SO LET'S GO MOD HIM

@kawaiicthyarlotep6141

4 жыл бұрын

Zabethys empty plate yes it is

@carrot5219

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas and friends

@soulsurvivor2706

2 жыл бұрын

Skyrim Thomas the tank engine train dragon intensifies

"I, I Think I deserve my little choccie buscuit."

MANS PREDICTED FREE GUY LMAO

8:52 wait a minute, did he just drop the vial instead of eating it ????

@kokichioma7424

3 жыл бұрын

Thats. Not a he thats a it

@cindyjemutai9812

18 күн бұрын

That has unignorable lore implications

This channel has gotten pretty big! I bet they have a lot of gold! You know what we should do?

@druid_zephyrus

4 жыл бұрын

*LET'S GO MUGEM*

@shibalady206

4 жыл бұрын

/shade

@tomwilson2112

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously we should loot all their items, then sell the items back to them for 150 gold.

@equalzmcsquared9132

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah,LETS MUGEM

@aussiebloke609

4 жыл бұрын

/shadeaway /pickpocket

That potion is fake if that a real potion he should eat that flask like normal person 😅😂

@ler0y187

4 жыл бұрын

He had space in Inv

@dragolectron9351

4 жыл бұрын

Just put strawberry juice in a round shaped bottle and you're done.

@arranalcaraz1404

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably saving it for later

@theunitedcommonwealth715

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's on a Glass Free diet.

"LOOKING FOR A HEALEEEEEER"

@neonswan1482

3 жыл бұрын

Healer Healer Healer Healer

@DodgeThatAttack

3 жыл бұрын

Overwatch in a nutshell

17:01 This is the REAL reason why you unlock Unrelenting Force in Skyrim first

becoming self aware in the loop situation but not being able to do anything about is like our own little personal hell.

"I think the unspoken truth, is the real truth here...." The Holy School sketch is one of the best of the entire series! :)

@kimmyrarity811

4 жыл бұрын

.....*mumbles*... and then you just press 'c'

@stevenlentzjr6066

4 жыл бұрын

are you proud of yourself, yes I am I think I deserve a tasty biscuit. omg

@yeetboy9231

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Savage VOUS RO DA

@yunameen4927

3 жыл бұрын

"Can you feel it? Can you feel me vibrating with you? VIBRAte with me! SPIRITS!"

that scene with an old friend made me smile

Your impression of the streamer is so accurate it’s depressing. Some of them are beyond help. Thanks for your video

"Looking for a DPS!" -No player ever

@valoriehansen1649

4 жыл бұрын

It happened once when Kul Tiran and Zandalari was released! Everyone was tank and healer and was faster to join as DPS 😂

@Ryuukosho

4 жыл бұрын

I have said this before, although it does fill quick lol

@kriss3d

3 жыл бұрын

I've actually seen this happen for both WC and for RFC

@shadowmatrix0101

3 жыл бұрын

Used to dual spec as a Shadow/Holy Priest in WoW back in the day so I could grab all the dps spots when healer spots were taken care of. Was nice.

@DJBSharpMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Ever play FFXIV? It's hard to get a tank and DPS in the same duty at the same time

Just discovered you guys this year and ended up binge watching almost every single video on the channel within a couple of days. Right after that I became a patreon member and now my VLDL hoodie is on the way. Just doesn't make sense not to support and rep people who dedicate immeasurable amounts of time and dedication into quality content, genuinely make you smile, and live life to it's fullest with an genuine connection to their community and fans. You guys are absolutely awesome. Keep on fishin❤💙

First One (The Loop): I love how little by little, some of the other characters are becoming nearly as self-aware as Epic NPCman. Man, you need top do a 'Best of Muggers' video - those guys have slowly become my favorite. They do that routine so incredibly well.

8:46 “Really?!” I died!

"If you don't give me that gold...I will mug you" I really am crying laughing at that.

I love how in the background of hearing the Tank and the Healer shouting at eachother you just hear "Mornin nice day for fishing ain't it".

The idea of an op mugger slaying a dragon for the sake of mugging sounds brilliant.

i feel so bad for the one logical mugger xD. ALWAYS knowing who NOT to try and mug but his friend ALWAYS convinces him to go ahead and rush towards their deaths lmao. Everytime xD.

"thanks for wasting my time" *"you're welcome"* i can't-

Charles's face as he desperately fights his programming. 😂

20:00 Serious props to Watcher for keeping a straight face through this. How many takes did that take?

Ahhhh!!! I never saw the old server one! That was such a cute interaction and that is how it truly feels to catch up with old friends/clan mates from past times.

"I think I deserve my little chocky biscuit." A line you'd only hear here.:-)

Still waitin for a mug with "LET'S... GO... MUG... 'EM" on it guys! Money is ready....!

1:29 - Brilliantly done here. The lights are coming on... 👍

Normal people’s ringtone: Standard released Me, an intellectual’s ringtone: 0:11

@kilaa0007

4 жыл бұрын

i actually want a ringtone for it, does anyone have any downloadable audio for it?

@ETOFG

4 жыл бұрын

im gonna need a link for that lol

@SM4XX

4 жыл бұрын

@Corey Fisher You're a dickhead.

@overweightmermaid2157

4 жыл бұрын

haha mine too

@TheCookieplant

4 жыл бұрын

@Corey Fisher Dude, being a dick on the internet won't make anything better. Just stop.

I never saw "less talk, more give" until this vid. New fav!

You guys are seriously the only ones that can get me to sit through two minutes of the same dialogue over and over. Thanks for the laughs. Quality comedy.

"If you don't give me that gold... I will mug you!" "That's a dragon..." "Oh yeah... Let's mug em!" 🤣🤣🤣

That crying will haunt my dreams 😂

“Let’s mug him!” “ it’s 2 against one!” Lmao. That’s great

That dawning horror, the ominous music, that crying..... epic!

I must say this fellas made youtube a happy and original place again. The muggers duo is really the best concept of comedy I've seen on this platform for many years. And what a skill on acting.

This needs to be a full length tv show. I’d watch. Remake the legend of the seeker! 🤣

@adarkwind4712

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Miss that show. On the other hand they’d probably just ruin it.

@ItsJustAisling

Жыл бұрын

@@adarkwind4712 Legend of the Seeker was ruined the first time (main characters father is suddenly his brother (and blonde, apparently), and his sister isn't supposed to be introduced until MUCH later, but shows up in the first season I believe). Only good part (arguably) about that show was the casting, and only for a few characters at that (Kahlen, Zed, and Ra'al). What a complete train wreck. Would ABSOLUTELY LOVE if it got the GoT treatment, tho. We need it done justice. Seriously one of the best books I've ever read (probably the best, actually - after reading these books they literally ruined other authors for me; they're just all over the place compared to Goodkind's focused storytelling). The Sword of Truth, for anyone interested. Amazing books.

@skaruts

Жыл бұрын

Why? Is it not good enough on youtube? Do you not watch it already? Is there really anything lacking here? TV usually ruins things.

I am SO happy to have Eugenes pathetic Cry as my What's App Tone now! XDDD Never gets old ^^

I love the face of the robber when the npc keep repeating xD

"Holy shit! 5,000 bits--PROFANITY--thank you so much!" Also, love the sneaky Hercules the Legendary Journeys sound clip 🤭 I love watching these videos and trying to see if you doubled up on any of those filming locations

The npc stuck in the door triggered me big time sooooo relatable lmao also loved the skip on the convo.

I can only hope we'll be seeing more of SilentKiller22 in future scripts.

@dekaemployee

3 жыл бұрын

i agree and very much want to know who she is.

"Video games are fun when there's no challenge". My motto since getting a full time job.

16:24 I've watched this multiple times and only just noticed a flaw 😆 Eugene (if I spelt it right) the door is on his left but when they zoom in on his feet the door is on his right 🤣 just found that funny that I've only just noticed that now.

I am really glad I stayed in contact with most of my guild mates from back in the day. That one really hit home in a certain way.

"Let's mug him!" is an awesome alarm sound. Lol

I love these actors and actress! ♥ they do very well 👏 always makes me laugh out loud!! 😂🤣🤣 and that "Block" scene made my day HAHAHA

We hereby demand to see the bloopers from Adam cracking up like crazy to Rowan's hiphop attempts.

@ItsJustAisling

Жыл бұрын

Seconded

Look! Suprecut! - LETS GO WATCH EM! Ahahahahhah!

The way Eugene starts twitching toward the end, while waiting for Ben to say 'less talk more give' - what a hilarious touch! He looked like a robot on the verge of breaking! XD

I love how Bernard just gets more and more amped up to mug the more dangerous Charles says the enemy is 😂😂😂😂

They are all such AMAZING actors. This is just top notch!

The Thomas the Tank Engine mod at the end was outstanding, laughed so hard I couldn't breath 😂👍

I was watching your old videos and now you posted this! Thanks for making my day. You guys are awesome!

The loop was perfect

18:45 he legit said my name xDD

17:02 Rowan's anger seems so genuine

@itsneverlupus5544

4 жыл бұрын

"10,9,2,1...*slink* "

I'd love to see a version where the "adventurer" has God mode activated.

14:48 this scene is so freaking awesome HAHA you are reeeeeeeeally good actors guys!

Holy Fire supporting character.... you absolutely killed that part

Bens realization of the repetitive scenes is my favorite

15:50 literally every npc in skyrim

@williambrown319

4 жыл бұрын

Even worse in Fallout New Vegas

@brybryvr3769

4 жыл бұрын

At least you can use unrelenting force to move them in Skyrim

@darth-severus

4 жыл бұрын

@@brybryvr3769 true, I've sent Lydia flying down a lot of stairs that way

@apexalaska

4 жыл бұрын

You can just tell them where to go in skyrim though.

@TheLuri89

4 жыл бұрын

@@darth-severus LMAO 😂

I love all the VLDL actors but I have say that Ben took the top spot with his facial expressions.

"LOOOOKING FOR A HEEEALLER" "LOOOKING FOR TTTANK" 😂 That got me

1- The mugging on rebeat and the 1 mugger slowly realizing the loop 😂😂😂 2- they forgot to put a bucket on Greg's head when robbing his store 3- "Can you feel me Vibrate with you?" I'm dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Exactly what i wanted to watch before work

This is one of my favorite videos you guys have done. Sooooo well done and acted great quality. :)

I rewatch the 1st skit a lot bc I laugh so hard every time at Ben's facial expressions as he slowly figures out what's going on! He does the expressions so well you can totally tell what his character is thinking 😂

I love it when he says “ Let’s mug em”

"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"

@danieldauth

4 жыл бұрын

Nice day for fishing AIN'T IT? huHU!

@westabsupplyebay4093

4 жыл бұрын

"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"

@pablopicasso4015

4 жыл бұрын

"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"

the slow realization is absolutely amazing then when the other bandit looks at him is perfect :D

I love the first video so much. Never fails to make me laugh. 😂

Why did the shop keeper have more than 45.000 gold😂😂

@DaviRBify

4 жыл бұрын

And the Bitcoins of the other kkk

@crimsonhartman

4 жыл бұрын

Sold a Glittery Skull

@peanutrecord6989

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimsonhartman ya beat me to it by awhile

The muggers get me every time. ...They also make me laugh a lot.

The muggers always steal the show whenever they are around....

13:50 "Nice day for fishing ain't it?"

This is one of my favorite series. I cant wait to see where they take this. Seeing them gain self awareness is watching art.