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If you get up in the morning and nothing's dropped off during the night, it's a good day.

@glennso47

2 ай бұрын

Same thing if you read the obituaries in the newspaper and you don’t see your name in there.

@michaelschabow2911

2 ай бұрын

I wish a few pounds would drop off!

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

If you get up in the morning...It's a good day.

My favorite, My wife's Grandfather left his fly down. Someone commented "you better close the barn door before the horse gets out". He looked down and said "How the hell is he going to get out when he can't even stand up"

@alexsikorski6622

2 ай бұрын

Very good...so funny

I tell young people, "You may escape cancer and you may escape Covid, but you'll never escape old age!". I'm so glad to see so many "elders" replying to this video. OMG, I AM AN ELDER. It occurs to me every day.

@joannetailor4094

2 ай бұрын

Being old is a waste of time

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

@@joannetailor4094 Not if you're lucky. If you're unlucky, you'll die from some disease or heart attack. Enjoy your miserable old age.

I’m 74, and getting older is so much harder than I ever realized. Don’t wait… do it now while you can. 💕

@bobs182

4 ай бұрын

You're are still in your thirties, thirty forty four.

@redblade8160

3 ай бұрын

@cindyk4294 Easier said than done!

@angelamary9493

2 ай бұрын

I wouldn't want to be Young now in this World ..had the best years 50s 60s ..

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp

Ай бұрын

I'm trying...but she's not interested anymore 🤣😂🤣🥰

@georgiafrancis9059

15 күн бұрын

@@redblade8160 if you don't have the will to do it no matter what physical condition you're in, then you won't do it. First, you TRY.

I’m 77. I didn’t realize old age would get here so fast.

@cathyleatherman3097

4 ай бұрын

So true … life has really been great and now I’m 77 … enjoying my alone time is enjoyed as much as getting out with other people … I’m at a great place

@phyllisbruce213

4 ай бұрын

I can say, at 77, that I’m living my best and happiest life alone.

@jenniferwells9032

4 ай бұрын

Me either??? 😂

@bobs182

4 ай бұрын

I have always thought I would get old fast. I used to have fear of time until I realized it was a waste of time. I realized early that Julius Caesar has been dead for 20 centuries.

@willystanford

3 ай бұрын

At 75 I agree...bring back 38 dammit, I haven't finished living that year yet!

85 and i thank the good lord for bringing me this far praise the Lord amen

@joannetailor4094

Ай бұрын

Wish i feĺt the same

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

He just doesn't want you.😂😂

At 74, many times I've been told to act my age. The problem is I never been this age before so I act as I wish. Take it or leave it.

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

2 ай бұрын

Age is just a number, and there's no rulebook on how we should act at any given age. Keep living life on your own terms and being true to yourself! 🙌😊

My grandfather's cousin was a petite, soft spoken Lancashire woman in her mid 90's. One day she turned to me and said that the wonderful thing about being this much older is that she no longer cares if the hem of her dress hangs below the hem of her coat.

@lilithsmith1290

2 ай бұрын

I totally can relate to that . That means you went through circles of life,when you are child you don’t care ,old age is freedom,you don’t care!

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

Yup. That is important.

Mickey Mantle once said " If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself ".

@alexsikorski6622

2 ай бұрын

I remember that line...yea for me... I am still here and love bball. Mick nailed it with that line...we should all learn from it 😊 ⚾️!

I’ve been young all of my seventy years, except when I feel crook. Those times are starting to string too closely together. So I watch funny stuff, tell funny stories and try to do something positive every day. That sure helps! ❤️🇦🇺🦘😊

@margaretbedwell3211

6 күн бұрын

You are positively right, Yvonne.

Old age is not for the faint of heart

@marionwest3661

3 ай бұрын

Dread it.

@s1234pro

2 ай бұрын

@@marionwest3661 Don't. It's inevitable and it's fun.

The curse of getting older is, you have to slow down The blessing of getting older is, you have to slow down. This is my own daily reminder to accept living more and more in the moment with whatever is in front of me now. I've acquired this over the years now at 80.

One of my favorites is " I always expected to get old, I just thought it would take longer".

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

Ай бұрын

It's a gentle reminder to appreciate the present moment while acknowledging the inevitable passage of time. Let's embrace the journey, wrinkles and all...

@TimBear-px9gj

18 күн бұрын

If I had known getting old would be this much fun, I would have started years ago...

They say that getting old is better than the alternative, but that depends on how much pain you are in.

@markczarny7088

3 ай бұрын

I have cirrhosis n ckd but everyday is stilla journey

@lindacousins9603

3 ай бұрын

Good health and age wouldnt be a concern

@KAJAMAJA122

2 ай бұрын

With u on that one . Some days are so full on pain that the alternative is seen as a potential blessing . I noticed the people who come out with this alternative stuff seem to have full mobility and relatively pain free .

@gwwayner

2 ай бұрын

@@KAJAMAJA122 If I didn't have rheumatoid arthritis in my legs then getting old would be a lot easier to take. Genetically we are programmed to fall apart after age 45 so take advantage of medical science and make the best of it!

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp

Ай бұрын

@@markczarny7088 ❤️🙏💞😍

83 and happy to b alive.😀😉😉😃

@redblade8160

3 ай бұрын

@Lynda-oo7ey Wait until you get really ill, then you will wish to be dead!

@songsmith31a

Ай бұрын

Having just passed 80, I know what you mean!

@sharonloving

Ай бұрын

77 this year, thank you Lord !

At 84 and having beat cancer I say bring it on I still love life and all the young people around me

@mickyw1455

3 ай бұрын

Outstanding!!!!

@margricks

Ай бұрын

Am so glad you are in remission! 84 is a great age!

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp

Ай бұрын

Go you GOOD thing🙏🥰

@joannetailor4094

Ай бұрын

Mental problem?

@joannetailor4094

Ай бұрын

Getting old is more than one pain in the arse!

I'm 90 and I can't believe it!!

@yvonnepagan9912

2 ай бұрын

You’re a real trouper! I hope you live the rest of your life in good health and painfree ❤️

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

I am in my latter seventies and l have so many plans. One of them is to become a centenarian.

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

Clearly you've looked after yourself, you're not senile. Well done.

@yvonnepagan9912

Ай бұрын

I think we make fun of ourselves as we age to lessen the pain when someone else says it seriously to or about us. It doesn’t pay to get offended. Its only YOU who get mad, not the insulted. I just say, “If you’re lucky pal, you’ll get to be my age, then see how YOU like it!”

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

@@yvonnepagan9912 Best way to go. Half of them, in this day and age, will never make it.

Swinging in my hammock listening to the birds singing and watching the monkeys playing in the trees and the sound of the ocean waves gently coming ashore I thank our good Lord for my excellent health and blessing me with another day and a wonderful, caring wife. At 88 and having worked hard since I was 18 it feels fantastic to reap the rewards. Greetings from Costa Rica 🌴😎🌴

I use Old Age as my excuse for anything I do wrong!!! Laugh at it!!!

@alanc6781

4 ай бұрын

Yes. Like - there are three things I hate about getting old. One is; I now have a poor memory. And .............. I have forgotten the other two.

@eddieboggs8306

3 ай бұрын

When a child we are forgiven for dumb things we may say or do because we are so young. When we become elderly we too are overlooked for foolishness because we are so old.

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

I've never thought of that one. Thanks.

When your young time drags when you get old time flies....

My husband and I were eating at a restaurant a few years ago and another older couple was seated at a nearby table. I noticed every time I would look up the lady was looking at me which was really starting to annoy me. I kept thinking, why does this old lady keep looking at me? As we were finishing our meal, I realized that we actually went to school together. She was in class with my older brother. The last time I had seen her I was in my 20's and during my first marriage we would spend many evenings at their house playing games. I hadn't seen them in at least 40 years and laugh when I think about how I was considering her an old lady when I noticed her watching me. We finally figured out why each of us seemed familiar to the other and had the opportunity to catch up a little. LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Growing old is inevitable Growing up is optional.

@dianadurr-ramsey567

21 күн бұрын

My brother says this. He is older than me, I grew up learning to think twice before believing him. He likes to "fish"he would cast whatever he had to say and see if you would fall for it hook line and sinker. He is 70 hasn't changed and is a respected member in his community.He often says growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. I'm grateful to have him as a brother along with my other siblings

What I say to young people who asked me how it feels to get old…, “It sure beats the alternative.”

I tell young people: "You'll be lucky if you're my age some day".

@manoramareddy4662

4 ай бұрын

that is true , lot of young people dyeing so soon ,that is sad

@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086

3 ай бұрын

Great quotes but terrible AI pronunciation and monotone voice 👎🏼

I'm 95 and loving it mostly because of the internet.

Getting old doesn't worry me, but not getting old does!

Age is just a number! My number will be 92 in a few days.

@bobs182

4 ай бұрын

Nothing works and everything hurts.

@jamesrobiscoe1174

3 ай бұрын

lilydarling---I'm not far behind you, and this life is an amazing trip, isn't it.

@eddieboggs8306

3 ай бұрын

Happy birthday!! 🎈

@glennso47

2 ай бұрын

My number is out of service.

@eddieboggs8306

2 ай бұрын

@@glennso47 You ain't alone! Testify!!

I am 75 and thoroughly love it, thank you.

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

Me too. Best time ever.

@fabulous_quotes

Ай бұрын

You are so welcome!

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

It's great when nobody pushes you around and tells you what to do anymore.

A senior citizen defined. A senior citizen is one who was here before the Pill, TV, frozen food, credit cards and ball point pens. For us time-sharing meant togetherness not computers and a chip meant a piece of wood. Hardware meant hard wear and software wasn't even a word. We were before pantyhose, drip dry cloths, dish washers, cloths dryer and electric blankets. We got married first then lived together and girls thought that cleavage was something butchers did. We were before Batman, vitamin pills, disposable nappies, pizzas and Chinese takeaways. Cigarette smoking was fashionable, grass was for mowing, pot was something you cooked in. A gay person was the life of a party and nothing more whist aids meant beauty lotions or helping someone in trouble.

@KAJAMAJA122

2 ай бұрын

Well said . I must be old as I can relate to ALL of them . If one looks back on our lives it makes u realise just how much the world has changed and how adaptable we are to have adjusted to each and every one .

@margaretbedwell3211

6 күн бұрын

I love this...and it is definitely me...@85.

❤ Amazing, my sons are 49, and 53 years old! How did that happen ? They've changed soooo much ,and I'm still the same! It's a miracle!😊

They say the mirror never lies...... I'm 86 and mine just LAUGHs😭😭😭😭

@MichelleMohr-lt1wo

Ай бұрын

😂😊❤so sweet 💕💗😊

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp

Ай бұрын

@@MichelleMohr-lt1wo Thankyou🥰 Actually it giggles then butsts out laughing😂😂😂😂👏

@deniseking2541

3 күн бұрын

Keep a kind heart and a big smile everyday ❤

I'm 58 and it all rings true. I wish to go back in time to a normal telephone and nobody filming everything all the time. I liked when people actually spoke to each other face to face. Everywhere you go, even people dining,on vacation, all they do is stare at the phone. 😅

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

25 күн бұрын

It's understandable how you feel! The constant presence of smartphones has really changed the way we interact with each other and the world around us. Sometimes, a little break from the digital world sounds like a dream, doesn't it?

@lumden1999

23 күн бұрын

You’re in your prime 58!, Is young now days.

@appledoreman

17 күн бұрын

Yes, & it's always looking DOWN at their phones - 'gadget-gawpers,' I call them. I feel like saying "Look UP, you might see something refreshing - like blue sky, trees, other people, LIFE!

It's funny being the same age as old people.

Fear not aging; at 70 I am fit, socially active and, most importantly, still lucid. Age is just a four-letter word.🥴

I’m just glad I wake up in the morning even with the aches and pains

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

Stop eating junk, just eat meat and fish and see the amazing difference in your health. It really works. Clean yourself out and give up sugary junk.

Of all the things I miss, my mind is first on the list.

Now that I'm old I understand why all the old people I knew when I was a kid were crabby.

@alanc6781

Ай бұрын

I feel quite impressed that my wife likes living with an old man.

@appledoreman

17 күн бұрын

Me, too! It's an effort not to be, though!

I'm 81. I agree with all of them.

The only thing that goes faster as you age is your age. I'm 91 years old and don't know where all the years went.

@lavinamontoya8164

3 ай бұрын

I am in my 70s and I know where my years went. I see my middle age children and my grandchildren in their late 20s and I know. And I'm looking forward to my great grandchildren when their parents are ready to welcome them and bring them to me so I can sing lullabies again. Love from Denmark

@smerchly

2 ай бұрын

@@lavinamontoya8164 Seems like yesterday our grandkids were in grade school and now their kids are in grade school ! And I remember almost all of my elementary school classmates , and many are no longer with us. From 18 to 81 happens with a blink of the eye . There's a great song being sung by many after the death of Toby Keith and written by him ..."Don't Let the Old Man In", and that is my mantra now !

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

@jamesrobiscoe1174

3 ай бұрын

In the flesh, yes. In spirit, I think we move on, outside of time.

@orsonkart9886

3 ай бұрын

Indeed, a lot of my classmates are absent.

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

Yes. But if we play our cards right it is a great ride.

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

@@orsonkart9886 That is the hard part of survivorship.

Unfortunately time waits for no one we need to enjoy every day we have

@joannetailor4094

Ай бұрын

Sometimes we cant

Don't get me angry because at my age " life in prison " isn't the deterant it used to be .

Don’t complain about getting old. Some people don’t get the privilege….. TRW

@redblade8160

3 ай бұрын

@voiceofraisin241 You call it a "privilege" to get old? It sounds like you're making excuses to make yourself feel better about it.

@joannetailor4094

3 ай бұрын

I don't want to get old. It's a pain in the bum

@marionwest3661

3 ай бұрын

It’s not a privilege, it’s a pain.

@redblade8160

3 ай бұрын

@@marionwest3661 There is no gain without pain!

@eddieboggs8306

3 ай бұрын

Great statement. Sad many don't live to be old.

I'm far too immature to be this old.

I am glad I am 55 and not 25 in this crazy world. And trying to look after myself so that old age isn’t such a pain.

If I’d have known that grandchildren were so much fun, I’d have had them first! 😊

Laughed my head off. Thanks from an 84-year-old.

It feels weird being the same age as old people

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

That's how I feel too.

@appledoreman

17 күн бұрын

@@toni4729 It hit hardest seeing my name in the local paper, with '63 year-old' written next to it. And I'm now 73!

@deniseking2541

3 күн бұрын

Well done ! You’re just a spring chicken 🐓 loads of mileage in you to come… enjoy !

Asking a young person why they're not married yet is like asking an old person "Why aren't you dead yet?"

@glennso47

2 ай бұрын

In some cases it is just as bad.

Respect all others. Remember that once YOU were young and one day YOU will be old.

Old age has spent 70 years creeping up on me.

@songsmith31a

Ай бұрын

And I thought 70 was the new middle-age!

Getting older, and getting forgetful, ...there are vitamins for that if you can remember to take them....😮

I forgot what I was going to write. Where am I??? Oh ya a joke. Knock, knock. Come in?

The challenge of life is to grow older...not old.

@songsmith31a

Ай бұрын

Like it! And humour is life's medicine.

No one told my brain that I am old, it still doesn’t know

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

Your brain never gets old.

In my dad’s golden years, he would say old age is not for sissies. It always made me smile. He lived life to the fullest till 91 and I pray I have his sense of humor in my golden years. Oops they are actually here. we need to take ourselves less seriously the older we get. I do like the fact that I don’t care as much what people think. Love to all, and keep your sense of humor.

@appledoreman

17 күн бұрын

The ability to laugh at oneself is precious - & seems to be a rare commodity these days!

Old age is the price you pay for being young..

@jimanderson1589

5 ай бұрын

Lol!! 😊❤❤❤❤

@lousiegel3330

5 ай бұрын

If you’re lucky

It just happens unexpectedly!

One day you rise and shine and gaze into the mirror to face the age old question ‘when did I turn into my mom?’ Lol. Or even worse, when did I turn into my grandmother? ❤

@redblade8160

3 ай бұрын

@cynthiarouse. Well, at least you didn't change gender.

@cynthiarouse

3 ай бұрын

@@redblade8160 * I love being a girl.....* ; - )

@heidibee501

2 ай бұрын

I won't be either of them. I didn't just pass through time. I adapted. I loved my mom, but we are very different people. And l never met my grandparents or other relatives. Now they are ALL gone.

@vidvictor

2 ай бұрын

Oh, I would love to see my grandmother in my face! She was lovely in every possible way and lived to be 97. She never worried or cared about her wrinkles or sagging skin; she lived in the moment and never lost sight of that. A true inspiration to me.

I needed this today. It’s my 65th birthday!

@celiagelvez4581

4 ай бұрын

Happy birthday

@EmmasMom-vi8qf

4 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@jimmio1622

3 ай бұрын

HELL Im 70 and I aint 72😆

@VilhelmHammershoi1666

2 ай бұрын

Same here 65 in a few months. Where did all the time go 😢

On her birthday my sister in law asked me if she looked 70, I said no, but your used to. I still have the scar.

I’m 77 and the future isn’t like it used to be.

Another Jimmy said "Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way." Sail on Mr. Buffett.

Thank you

@fabulous_quotes

Ай бұрын

You're welcome

The good thing about getting old is that it doesn't last too long...

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

2 ай бұрын

The positive aspect of aging is that it's not a lengthy process...

This is depressing. Aging isn't all doom and gloom. But then again, it depends on if you're an optimist or a late bloomer.

I know for a fact, I would not be here today if it weren't for modern medicine! Thanks for all these bonus years. Thank God for modern medicine -- the doctors, the researchers, the innovators! 😷

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

Ай бұрын

I wouldn't be able to survive without medicine, when I'm in pain there's no medicine to take. Medicine is very important when society has more and more diseases

Getting to old age is a privilege yeoh embrace it cos you’re alive aintcha hahahah !

i am 87 female but i am still fit and doing gardening. staing with my son and still learning

I think the never aging Satchel Page almost defeated the aging process...what a fabulous character. Never look back!!!⚾️

I don’t mind getting old. I just don’t like the aches, stiffness and lack of normal flexibility. I get tired easily and don’t like all wrinkles. But otherwise, it’s better than the 2nd choice.

Some people grow older and stay the same; Others grow older and better with every passing year; While some just get OLD. I'm going for better. So far, it's working.

@appledoreman

17 күн бұрын

I once met an 82-year old man. Looking at early photos of him, he looked quite plain, but over the years, he'd gradually developed character, leaving him more attractive in advanced years than in his youth. That's the way to do it!

Excellent

@fabulous_quotes

5 ай бұрын

Thank you! Cheers!

It's not that were this old it's how did we get this old this fast!

I was asked at church “ how are you doing today ? “. I replied “ it’s too early to tell “ .

Lovely!

I enjoy this video very much then

Everything I buy comes with a lifetime warranty.

I'm 69. What an embarrassing number to be for an entire year.

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

You must be the youngest one on here.

@user-sk1nw4td8k

17 күн бұрын

Yes it is but it does start with a six...❤

Getting old isn’t so bad. Everybody wants to carry stuff for you.

@songsmith31a

Ай бұрын

And receive deliveries that failed because you...1, Didn't hear the door bell. 2. Were asleep.

At 86 I've been through the wringer the last 20years but think of the alternative!!! Getting old can be easier than you think!!

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all it’s pupils.

They did make me smile. Merry Christmas and thank you.

Good! Good! And better. Sadly, all true!

@user-wf7hs8wv2r

Ай бұрын

Well, at least the truth comes with a side of humor!

There is wisdom abounding in these quotes. I'm 71, and I am still young at heart. I'm never going to grow old!

@dirkdiggler3552

2 ай бұрын

77776 77

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

No one ever does, the brain never knows age.

@deniseking2541

3 күн бұрын

Positive thoughts ! Say it every day 😊

@user-cu1tl2bd1g

2 күн бұрын

@@deniseking2541 I agree. Thank you, Denise. Wise words.

Merry Christmas to all, regardless of your age! 😀

@phina8392

5 ай бұрын

I’ll second that 👍🎄

@fabulous_quotes

5 ай бұрын

Same to you!

The years have been good to me. It's the weekends that caused all the damage....

50 year class reunion: Same ole people just new teeth!

@toni4729

Ай бұрын

Good one greggie

Love them all.🔔🇬🇧💌

Getting old isn’t for the weak and young 😉

First you crawl, then you walk, finally you learn to talk. Then you run, then you stoop. Getting old is pidgin poop.

@user-sk1nw4td8k

17 күн бұрын

I'll have to remember your comment, it made me laugh, well done to you...😉

i am 78, it is really funny made me laugh

I’m 86 and still trying to figure things out. I am still rather handsome and only occasionally shade the truth .

'Into every reign, a little life must fall.' Roy Clark 'Last Of The Summer Wine' BBC TV show.

"I have become 80. I cannot recommend it, and will never do it again." Otto Kuhler, industrial designer, locomotive stylist.

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

25 күн бұрын

Aging gracefully is an art form, isn't it? 😄

Old folks mention their ages so often. It's because we're trying to convince ourselves that it's real. Weren't we all in our twenties last week?

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

25 күн бұрын

It's true, isn't it? Sometimes it feels like we blinked and suddenly found ourselves a few decades down the road! But hey, each age comes with its own adventures and wisdom, right? 😄

Back in the 1970s I worked for my congressman, Pete McCloskey, and Claude Pepper was in the office just across the hall in the Cannon HOB.

@fabulous_quotes

5 ай бұрын

Nice work!

My body isn't breaking down - their moving the bathroom further apart

Getting old is an inconvenience!

@AnnaRobi-fz2up

Ай бұрын

No. Getting older may come with its challenges, but it also brings wisdom, experience, and a deeper appreciation for life's blessings.