When the girl unexpectedly accepts the menage, George screams to Jerry: Its like you have discovered plutonium by accident! I LMAO each time.

@joaquinveleta3159

Жыл бұрын

Jaja, yup

I love the car theft bit where he calls his car phone and asked "did you steal my car?"yes i did"why'd you steal my car??" I didnt know it was yours. Lmao xD

@mrhurrycane8037

Жыл бұрын

shut up calvin

"I mentioned the Bisque" is a savage line complimented by savage delivery.

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

It's explained in a different episode that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just something to be expected. Like garbage pickup when you put bags at the curb. It's nothing to particularly hope for or look forward to like it is for a man. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Explains a lot, really

8:39 "It's chocolate, it's peppermint... It's delicious" The way Kramer says it, man it was awesome.

@DGS2605

7 жыл бұрын

I

@nosferatu6385

5 жыл бұрын

Its very refreshing

@renthevillain1885

5 жыл бұрын

Almost like you can taste it

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the company that makes Junior Mints didn't do an ad with Kramer's line in it. (If they did, I never saw it.)

@matthewnichol4619

4 жыл бұрын

I read this just as Kramer said it in the video XD

I still watch the reruns now.. Still can't get enough of it. Laugh every time!

@laurawanat3520

5 жыл бұрын

Love, love this this show

@alldogsgoheaven

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I used to stay up till 6 in tha morning to watch the re runs on t.v. #thagoodoldays

@joaquinveleta3159

Жыл бұрын

I've watched almost every one some 7, 8 times. No exaggeration😄

@davidpyott3710

Жыл бұрын

I binged every episode over a few days recently It was fabulous

In my opinion, the best Seinfeld moment has to be when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and subsequently take on each other's personalities.

@Enzone218

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha yeah i laughed so hard when jerry said: "you know my friend Bob Sacamano

@zachhaywood1564

8 жыл бұрын

Raiper "He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks!"

@Enzone218

8 жыл бұрын

Zach Haywood Ahahaha, "Yeah i like this idea"

@CaptainOfGames

8 жыл бұрын

"How's life on the red planet?"

@zachhaywood1564

8 жыл бұрын

CaptainOfGames All I can see is that giant red light IN THE SHAPE OF A CHICKEN!!!

Years later - still fresh Seinfeld - is gold 🤩🤗

"did you steal my car?" "yes I did" "can I have it back?" "...nah, I think I'll keep it" XD

@midguardz

4 жыл бұрын

Of anyone finds that funny they are retarded

@mydogsioux

4 жыл бұрын

Oh midguardz, your life must suck.

@alex7633

4 жыл бұрын

Larry’s voice

@sharonjones2775

3 жыл бұрын

T.M. Samuels “I didn’t know it was yours”🤣

@pforgottonsoul

3 жыл бұрын

@@midguardz or maybe you just lack a sense of humor.

"No I mentioned the bisque" Best Elaine line ever. haha

@lgl5701

7 жыл бұрын

Oh I disagree. She's got a ton better. But I like it. God I love this show.

@dianec5382

7 жыл бұрын

I like "he took it out."

@american11asshole

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan P I read this as she said it...whoa

@nboon7094

7 жыл бұрын

My fave is "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!".

@daveidmarx8296

5 жыл бұрын

I like, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

"did you steal my car?" "yes i did." lol i swear that scene makes me laugh so hard i cry!!! i love it lol seinfeld is the best show ever!!! lol love it!!!!!!

@THEdjpluto

3 жыл бұрын

“That’s my car!!!” “I didn’t know it was yours...”

@joaquinveleta3159

Жыл бұрын

The guy admits it all friendly😄

@sianspherica

Жыл бұрын

I love that it's Larry David doing the voice of the car thief

@joaquinveleta3159

Жыл бұрын

@Wowee Zowee's Random Videos ... I didn't know that. Through all the conversations with my friends I've always said that he only appeared in one episode lol

@jccota08

2 ай бұрын

@@joaquinveleta3159he’s in several!When Newman tries to commit suicide, the marine biologist he yells “Is anyone here a marine biologist!?” And I’m sure the Yankees episodes

"You disappoint me, my friend." Haha. I use that so often. Lol.

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

I use "this is what I do"

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

I say alot of times "I do what I can" and "Nobody listens." And also "I'm hungry....I'm weak" lmao!!

Seinfeld is gold. GOLD!!!

I love the vandelay industries part when George runs out the bathroom lmaoooo classic

@albundy6008

4 жыл бұрын

"And you wanted to be my latex salesman"

My fave part was when Jerry's car got stolen and Kramer asked for his gloves to be mailed to him 😅😅😅😅😅

The Yada Yada has got to be my favorite... "No I mentioned the bisque."

Seinfeld is the funniest and cleverest show i've ever seen in my life.

@jccota08

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and I can’t believe your comment is eleven years ago! If you reply, my life will be complete.

@jlawarren

4 жыл бұрын

Please, Les Friedrich, reply.

@noice2060

3 жыл бұрын

Reply when

@tsopuaifa

3 жыл бұрын

Word.

@frankthetank1779

3 жыл бұрын

@@jccota08 I'll reply instead King of Queens is funny.

I love how Jason/George is wearing a "broadway bound" shirt. Nice touch for an actor who won a Tony at 29!

JERRYS TERRIBLE ACTING AT TIMES LIKE ANGER AND SADNESS OR EMOTION OF ANY KIND IS SUCH A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW AND HIS CHARACTER.

@GarrettTBeelowComposer

9 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@XxGoldishGamingxX

9 жыл бұрын

Anyone who thinks Jerry Sienfeld is terrible at acting is a complete moron. Jerry Sienfeld is one of the best comedians ever. He is not a actor but he does have incredible talent of his emotions. George; Kramar; Elane; they are actors. So yes they are better but Jerry is not terrible he is just a better comedian. Perhaps you are jealous of him and wish you were him? Or are you just straight up stupid?

@ALBERTEINSTEIN777

9 жыл бұрын

XxGoldishGamingxX TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JERRY HIMSELF HAS STATED THAT HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. AND I SAY IT IN JEST, WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ANYWAY. BUT OTHERS AGREE WITH ME, THAT'S WHY YOU SAW THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ITS FIVE MONTHS OLD. IT WOULD BE BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF MORE COMMENTS, IF IT WERE OTHERWISE. SO NO. AND NO TO BOTH OF YOUR QUESTIONS. ALSO YOU HAVE, PER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE, SUCCEEDED AT CALLING THE MAN YOU CAME HERE TO DEFEND,,, A MORON. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT.

@XxGoldishGamingxX

9 жыл бұрын

First of all I don't think your mother would be happy with your comment and especially your grammar but, Jerry Sienfeld is a Comedian not a actor so for him to have his talent that he has and not even be an actor is quite gifted. You on the other-hand make your profile picture; KZread username a person who's brain will never come close to your brachiosaurus sized brain (probably aren't smart enough to understand that gesture), so don't even. The only reason your crappy comment became popular is for the people who looked at it and said, "naw" or "yeah okay", Jerry Sienfeld is a stand-up comedian... NOT A ACTOR GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! So if his acting skills are roughly 87.3/100 for someone who barely has any acting experience is quite good. I don't think you'll be able to have any dreams a peanut sized brain can't produce and totally cannot store a MB of data in that stupid brain. Good Luck. Keep your shit inside okay :D.

@musmann

8 жыл бұрын

+ALBERT EINSTEIN why are you yelling?

"cross the wires? i cant even make a pot of spaghetti!"

@russellregan4736

2 жыл бұрын

I can't cross wires but I make really good spaghetti

I find Kramer saying 'how did you know who it was?!' to George after the Van Der Lay call absolutely hilarious

2:33 "So inspired, so devious yet so simple!!!" 2017 and still loving it!

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

About 20 seconds earlier, George responding to Jerry not understanding the scheme: "You disappoint me, my friend." LOL

George's life seems so simple and angry. Though pretty damn hilarious.

@c14husky

3 ай бұрын

"I can't even make a pot of spaghetti!"

I have a Vandelay Industries t-shirt, and I treasure it

@Slash687

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@postersandstuff

5 жыл бұрын

Pennypacker : "Im famous philantropist , bicyclist......" lmao :p

@rodney3891

4 жыл бұрын

I have a t shirt with the NY license plate “Assman” printed on it. Funny to look at, but not very wearable.! Lol

@hertzair1186

4 жыл бұрын

Eidlones ...it’s Vandelay...look at your shirt again....

@valeriemccutchen7738

3 жыл бұрын

Eidlones.. Your a dam LUCKY Duck..

"I'm not an orgy guy! I'd have to get all kinds of robes and lotions."

The best part of the stolen car one was later when Kramer slammed his gloves on the restaurant table, and Jerry realized that he got the gloves back from the thief.

@jccota08

2 ай бұрын

Took me awhile to notice that 😂

Seinfeld will prob become our generations Mash. The hilarious show that airs on Nick at Night we all love but our kids hate.

@ronnieprice4559

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, and I lived through both when they were prime time.

@COULDbWORSE1

3 жыл бұрын

Mash?

@deanronson6331

2 жыл бұрын

@@COULDbWORSE1 He meant mashed potatoes.

"And you wanna be my latex salesman"

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

You and Ajish KD are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

ahahah the switch is one of my favorite bits ever!

@ErikBreivik

5 жыл бұрын

Mary-Anne B 💛

There is no such thing as the funniest moments of seinfeld. The whole entire 9 season are the funniest moments of Seinfeld.

@arkanoiddude

5 жыл бұрын

The first season and the final two were not as good as seasons 2-7.

@connor_koch

2 жыл бұрын

@@arkanoiddude nah s8 is probably their best season

@tracytaylor1513

7 ай бұрын

Nah, 3 and 4 were the best

Jerry: You yadda yaddad over the best part Ellaine: I mentioned the bisque

How does Kramer have the balls to tell the surgeon to get out of the way of his own surgery lol? Fucking classic.

@24Kobe4MVP1

9 жыл бұрын

Because he's Kramer!

@tylerpollock9641

8 жыл бұрын

Kramers my favorite

@NachosElectric

3 жыл бұрын

Because he wanted to see what was inside bone.

@chesscomsupport8689

3 жыл бұрын

And then he doesn't have the balls to tell the surgeon about the mint.

@damiananguiano5295

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't take balls to.tell.some one to skootch their cootch

"Did you steal my car?" "Yes, I did." "You did? That's my car!" "I didn't know it was yours." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mrhurrycane8037

Жыл бұрын

😐

The Junior Mint bit could easily be a 2 part Super Bowl Commercial

Larry David doing the stolen car thief!

Hearing Larry David on the other end of the phone call was like gold

...Because it's a little mint!...It's a "junior" mint.

@ryandickerson9699

7 жыл бұрын

People eat them. They don't put them next to vital organs.😄

@simonetanzi5103

6 жыл бұрын

It's chocolate, it's peppermint: it's delicious!

@666goblin3

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome ad

@bretthess6376

4 жыл бұрын

It's very refreshing

@hankb7725

3 жыл бұрын

I think Elaine's best line is "And the heat, my god the heat!"

George is one of my favorite characters. He was patterned after Larry David. And after watching Curb your Enthusiasm I can see the the similarities.

“People eat pounds of those things” “Yes, they eat them. But they don’t put to vital organs in their abdominal cavity” Everytime I’m crying of this line😂😂😂

I love Jerry's "acting" :P

That was the most polite thief ever

@setheldridge329

2 жыл бұрын

Larry David was the voice on the other end.

The Junior Mint episode is the whole reason why I eat Junior Mints

Too many to choose from, just a perfectly written and acted show. Could it get any better?

@DEADG6D

5 жыл бұрын

I watched it all as a kid and searched my whole adult life to fill the comedic void and nothing could ever be consistently close

@jackmaday3708

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing that would’ve made it better is if they kept making them.

@joekay402

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Healy I was born the year The Dick Van Dyke show started and my two kids were born when this started...two of the best shows ever.

@NachosElectric

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad they stopped making them when they were still good. We don't need another zombie show like The Simpsons.

One of the best shows ever.

The voice of the guy who stole Jerry's car is Larry David.

@brybry7341

10 жыл бұрын

Really? call me dumb but i thought that was James Wood cuz it sounded a lot like him to me

@semperfidelis7770

9 жыл бұрын

Larry David had a lot if cameos. Like the guy in the cape being one of them.

@brybry7341

9 жыл бұрын

Semper Fidelis Seriously?That was him? That's pretty cool

@roberti8116

9 жыл бұрын

all these years, and i never noticed that

@truartist5379

6 жыл бұрын

David Beecraft yup

"No I mentioned the bisque"

0:33 The reaction you have when you succeed in something that gave you so much trouble.

How is it possible that George never won an Emmy?!

@keithbannister9271

Жыл бұрын

That's a real shame!!!!

@keithbannister9271

Жыл бұрын

He was nominated six times....🤔

The menage-a-trois conversation is my favorite

George and Newman are legendary.

_"You stole my car." -"Well, I didn't know it was yours." Hahaha. Larry David did For the LULZ! Pretty Good. Pritty...Pritty...Pri-tyyyyyy good.

When Elaine sees Jerry's haircut. She laughed so hard & George was cracking up also. Can't tell if it was real or not.

Calling the car thief was classic

Pure comedic genius!

God I love these guys!

Until now my friends dont understand why i love junior mints so much! Everytime i eat or see a box i remember this episode..

regarding the switch, what about the scene with "it's like discovering plutonium by accident"!?? One of the greatest scenes in television.

nobody likes "the parking space" which is my favorite

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

"Alot of these scratches will buff right out." LOL!!!

2019? anyone..?

@kingdedede7484

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@crazyjoedavola5430

4 жыл бұрын

2020...actually. nice pic

@VedantKulkarni619

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyjoedavola5430 2021

The Switch! Brilliant. Thanks George

Notice at 3:14, the newspaper is by George's bent leg, then when it shows the different angle from Jerry's view, the newspaper is on his other side. ;)

@russellregan4736

2 жыл бұрын

Never noticed that b4 good eye

LMAO the conversation with the guy stealing the car.....omg dead

@crystalbeth1400

5 жыл бұрын

Roger Welch otherwise known as Larry David 😂 makes it funny knowing it’s him as well for some reason

The menage -- so inspired, so devious. "This is what I do." (From the mind of Larry David. Why are we not surprised?)

"... so inspired, so devious yet so simple..." "this is what I do" lol

If Jerry had been thinking, he could have taken his car back when the guy came by in it to drop off Kramer's gloves. I've always wondered why he didn't jump on that opportunity. lol

@kittkattgo

4 жыл бұрын

@livinonacloud Kramer asked the car theif to mail them to him, THEN he gave the address

FUN FACT: The "Junior Mint" was actually a York Peppermint Patty. A Junior mint was too small to film so they used the patty for the shot.

Thank you for posting this, rangergiya.

My favorite episode has to be the one with the musician John Jermaine and his repertoire with Elaine

He also does Steinbrenner's voice

Believe it or not George isn't at home, so pls leave a message at the beat.... believe it or not I'm not home. Love this even more. Greatest Show ever!

Oh man! I forgot about the bubble. That was hilarious!

"and you want to be my latex salesman

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

You and Hemi M are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

Best sitcom ever!

the vandelay scene was epic it showed each of the fours personality perfectly

"No I mentioned the bisque" Elaine is great :)

GREAT SHOW!!!!

the junior mint was the first episode i ever saw when i was about seven, and it was a good way 2 start off

lol love this episode

Love it!!!!

I am just now watching Seinfeld for the first time and I just got to the ménage a trios video. This was so frickin hilarious that I decided to check what KZread thought. I’m glad we on the same page.

one of the best shows ever used to watch it every Thursday night

"... you disappoint me my friend."

Best episode is the limo or them trying to figure out the manauge - hilarious - also Elaine dancing is right up there when Jerry remembers it 😂

lol "its a JUNIOR mint"

I love how George acts like he's Perry Mason, as he's laying out plans for Jerry to seduce his girlfriend's room mate. Jason Alexander is a genius.

@crazyjoedavola5430

4 жыл бұрын

Larry David's the genius....Jason's great but c'mon

@marthar4983

2 жыл бұрын

Ummm NOT!!!! lol 😆

@YaoEspirito

2 жыл бұрын

His acting is top-flight.

@joaquinveleta3159

Жыл бұрын

....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOOOOOOT IIIIIIIIIIITTT!😆

In high school...the news would kome on from 10-10:30...then Seinfeld would kome on...then I would go to sleep...it was like clockwork 5 days a week...

The vandely kills me!

my fav. 90's sitcom whoooooo

Also the Dan Cortese episode was hilarious 😂

Seinfeld OWNS

the car phone scene is great

I love this show I watch it every night on the cw

the switch .. george's scream. . is the Best

8:12 made me laugh so hard the first time... lol

@ujjwaldhyani5063

3 жыл бұрын

Hey it's been 5 years, still loving Seinfeld?

That carphone bit made me feel old.

its a little mint...its a Junior Mint. lol

The “switch” is one of my five favorite episodes

Hmmm. no I`m gonna keep it. Priceless!

I wonder if anybody has actually successfully used The Switch tactic in real life.

I GOT IT!...as in "I've got the perfect switch plan scenario" :)))))))

The way they deal with relationships is funny, it's like all the things you wished you could talk about, but can't.