Rumor has it that air china never answered the question till this day

@snipinmonsta

2 жыл бұрын

Okay we question here

@Braiden-lp4dm

2 жыл бұрын

it was painful to watch haha

@droleksei2219

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@redhotphoenixgamer6009

2 жыл бұрын

When

@redhotphoenixgamer6009

2 жыл бұрын

I found it 2:23 for the other people

I love that "If you're facing the passengers while you're flying they get scared."

@TiptronicSS

2 жыл бұрын

Had a good laugh with one 😂😂😂 it's comedy central up there 😂

@IIIJG52

2 жыл бұрын

Kennedy steve is a LEGEND.

@sage18000

2 жыл бұрын

I about woke my neighbors with laughter at that one.

@W0NK042

2 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at that one. 😂

@triassic911

2 жыл бұрын

That's Kennedy Steve

"You sound like you're going to make some guy very happy" "That's why I'm trying to go home!" *This line is pure gold*

@gardengnome3249

Жыл бұрын

Wish I heard that from my wife.

@CanGardens

Жыл бұрын

@@gardengnome3249 atleast you have a wife

@OneSpread

Жыл бұрын

​@@CanGardens that's not Always a good thing

@aquariusmeditation7777

Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣 golden

@marinazagrai1623

9 ай бұрын

How about about that pilot’s wife who had a boyfriend (parked at his house)!!!

The way they call AirFrance “AirCrossaint” is makin’ my day 😭👏

@domif.b.7657

Жыл бұрын

Mine too and I am French 🤗, so funny

@REALcatmom

Жыл бұрын

And Air Baguette! 1:46

@strayheart2137

Жыл бұрын

AirBaguette lmao

@pricelessppp

Жыл бұрын

But that’s racist! 😂

@domif.b.7657

Жыл бұрын

@@pricelessppp 😂exactly! no, it's envy, because no one can make croissants and baguette like us 😊

I love how every job has its inside jokes and people willing to play along…

@PutsOnSneakers

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh as a massage therapist the classic "Whoops, my finger slipped!" joke really aged badly but it was funny back in the day. Hey, that's how some of us found our wife. Disclaimer: I mean dropping the oil lotion on the floor and having to pick it up then making eye contact with the face down customer. What else were you thinking? you naughty naughty person! lol

@vinnyshark256

Жыл бұрын

This is also another reason why I want to become a pilot

@jojomanoakeesick7409

Жыл бұрын

yas funny. jokes

@typicalmatt7592

Жыл бұрын

@@PutsOnSneakers 😳😏😩

@joostvanderlee9569

Жыл бұрын

Even tho you play with people’s lives, its always time for jokes

“No sir no sir you did not hear correctly (calling him a banana accidentally)” Other pilot: “I heard it” 😂 man I love that last part there

@4lifeifly

Жыл бұрын

That’s the adult version of the kid you never tell secrets to

@Macieex_77

10 ай бұрын

Finał nail in the coffin😂

7:57 The way Tower said "Let the abuse start!" was frightening yet hilarious at the same time.

@CmdrX3

2 жыл бұрын

Kennedy Steve... now retired

@nickb5914

2 жыл бұрын

You're going to let him get away with that?

@ninedaysjane2466

Жыл бұрын

@@CmdrX3 The man, the myth, the legend.

@sanaan0168

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Mrbrightside75

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like NY.

“Whose truck is that parked in the driveway” “That’s my wife’s boyfriend” LMFAO

@vexerissyt5100

Жыл бұрын

bro im dead 🤣

@fabianesparza2098

Жыл бұрын

Proceeds to crash into the truck

@johnandrews3568

Жыл бұрын

That was gold

@kkttss1928

Жыл бұрын

That was funny. I liked how he just played along without getting butt hurt

@Naty_Sousa

Жыл бұрын

😂

06:17 US MILITARY: "Im operating with due regard as required under international law." CHINESE NAVY: "meow"

@heinz57channel39

4 ай бұрын

F22 ok I’ll leave hey nice tail you got there …

@nyuloubunny

2 ай бұрын

that one kills me 😂

As a future pilot, I hope I can experience these kinds of communications even once in my lifetime.

@LuxPlanes

2 жыл бұрын

i hope you, and myself can as well! im sure there must be some funny moments in a lifelong career! hope to see you in the sky:)

@amybagnall6097

2 жыл бұрын

At what point does the ‘sterile cockpit’ kick in???

@ktoliman

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately Kennedy Steve has already retired

@condor7964

2 жыл бұрын

@@amybagnall6097 Sterile Cockpit? Never heard of her. MEOW ☺

@michaelsmith7425

Жыл бұрын

You will experience them multiple times !!! This is not as rare as you would imagine. In high stress, high volume airports, everyone is just waiting to blow off a little steam at some poor unfortunate pilot's mistake. (Try not to make your PA's on 121.5, you will be crucified)

3:30: “Yeehaw short approach my fUckin’ favorite!” This one always kills me! 🤣

@artemisiya1549

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 💀 lmao

@anasimran3066

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@bigcheese5662

Жыл бұрын

man was speaking like a cocky movie character and I love it

@kelvinhow1965

Жыл бұрын

"That guy know he's was talkin on the radio??" Lol

@robertgipe7266

Жыл бұрын

@@artemisiya1549and

Why is it so funny when the other pilots answer back and play along especially can I have some peanuts🤣🤣🤣

@Republic3D

2 жыл бұрын

can i use my cellphone? 😄

@yoshi_gaming3494

2 жыл бұрын

@@Republic3D Fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gyrozeppeli4862

Жыл бұрын

And the fact that ATC just laughed made it even better

@antmess9789

Жыл бұрын

I like the last one with the pilot asking the other pilot where their gate is.

@mindu5854

Жыл бұрын

$2 per bag LMAOOOOOOOOI

2:56 The pilot and the controller definitely passed the vibe check

@SpeculativePulse50

2 жыл бұрын

Vibe confirmed.

@2003SIF

2 жыл бұрын

More like PackCoast 420

@IRLTheGreatZarquon

Жыл бұрын

That clip should have played at 4:20

@jctripplesticks

Жыл бұрын

FAA wants to do a "random" drug test on both of them

4:51 “it’ll probably be on KZread tomorrow.” *I AM DONE* 😂😂

@GatchaDark

2 ай бұрын

I was scrolling trying to find this comment 😂

@elizabethhardister8831

Ай бұрын

Lol me 2. He's not wrong. It is on KZread.

“C’MON LET THE ABUSE START” 😂😂😂

@tammymcinerney7153

Жыл бұрын

Better give him a raise 😂

@EuroGuy85

11 ай бұрын

@@tammymcinerney7153 they gave him a gold watch

@juliemissick4206

7 ай бұрын

Kennedy Steve was awesome! He’s retired now.

I love the obligatory round of roasting everytime a pilot does the PA over the comms

@PanduPoluan

Жыл бұрын

It's sort of a "coming of age" ritual 😂

I love how Air France is always “air baguette” or “air croissant”

4:15 “who’s truck is that in the driveway”😂😂

@jayasmrmore3687

Жыл бұрын

🤣🪦

@TangoDelta8111

Жыл бұрын

I’m still lol @ that 1😂

5:10 that British Accent is just SOOOO NICE

@warbacca1017

Жыл бұрын

The way he says "oh dear" you can hear the preemptive dispair

@MogX34

Жыл бұрын

@@warbacca1017 When British Airways flight 009 flew into a cloud of volcanic ash the captain announced to the passengers: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress" They did get them going again after a 15 minute glide!

@backupwhatever8928

Жыл бұрын

Deffo more southern English as an English person myself

@emily.letsendbslintheuk554

11 ай бұрын

Gotta say I love it when people say "British" accent only cos you can go from one city to the next and the accent is totally different (and if you go to London you will hear hundreds of different accents and that's just from the locals 🤣), guessing that most people mean the Cambridge or Oxford accent when they say British 😊😊😊

@erb29194

11 ай бұрын

@@emily.letsendbslintheuk554 if I said "that cake is so nice", would it mean there is only one kind of cake?

"I don't care where your tail is unless you got your head shoved up it" had me dying

@jeonkim5298

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Cmon don’t let him get away with that, let the abuse start! HAHAHAHA

@michaelkarnerfors9545

2 жыл бұрын

Classic Kennedy Steve. :D

@kariannstickle2708

Жыл бұрын

Iconic ATC-Pilot interaction

@matsv201

Жыл бұрын

I love how the controller knows.that he can't do it...

That “my goodness” from the Speedbird being told to yield to 2 JetBlues is the most British reaction I’ve ever heard😂

0:36 is definitely my favourite, love how all the pilots add onto the joke!😂

@tinmarx567

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha yeah realy its one if the best 😂😂

@LadyVoldemort

Жыл бұрын

Peep, peep, prrp, prp, pap pip pop... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Sapphiregamer8605

Жыл бұрын

“Hey can we get some peanuts?”

@nickpressley6166

Жыл бұрын

@@Sapphiregamer8605 “cost ya 2 dollars!”

@unknownanimist2200

7 ай бұрын

Can I use my cellphone

"My daughter and my granddaughter is on that plane." "The pressures is on!" 😂

@jacobwong2230

8 ай бұрын

Northeast New England accent

7:58 That ATC is definitely an instigator

@seantaggart7382

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kangalan- i do hope i hear from him

@chrisb7198

Жыл бұрын

that last pilot "where's our gate?" lmao just the right tone of voice also

Love how the other pilot chimes in with "I heard it" 🤣

legend has it, the controller still doesnt know if hes cleared to the gate

@irisfields1659

Жыл бұрын

I suspect that he will b there 😏 a while.might as well turn off 😉 ur engines

Kennedy Steve -- the legend lives on.

From unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: - I am fucking bored! Ground Traffic Control: - Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediatelly! Unknown aircraft: - I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid! my fav A.T.C. interaction

@irisfields1659

Жыл бұрын

U said it😀

best 8 minutes 7 seconds of my day

@LuxPlanes

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the most positive thing I’ve heard you say XD

The interaction between Air China and ATC is funny has hell

@condor7964

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this video ddn't do it justice either, lol. I've heard the full convo and this video cut off about half of it, lmao.

@johnandrews3568

Жыл бұрын

Full on Abbott and Costello 'who's on first' routine LOL

@ehsnils

Жыл бұрын

But also a bit sad - language skills must not be the primary skill they look for.

@HelloOnepiece

Жыл бұрын

@@ehsnils Yeah kinda screwed, really hope its not common and just a poor domestic pilot assigned to international route last minute

@bangeryun94

9 ай бұрын

​@@ehsnilsit was the same issue with the Japanese pilot as well. Neither of them understood ATC

"If you face the passenger's while your trying to fly they get scared" That got me lol 😂

"Let the abuse start" is at this point a legend on this channel.

@ninedaysjane2466

Жыл бұрын

That was Kennedy Steve! He's a legend, now retired.

The meow always gets me 🤣

Never realized how sassy Air Traffic Controllers are allowed to be.

"Oh, I'm sorry sir. We do not allow delays here at Kennedy." lol glad we got that in a recording lol

5:07 You're damn right.

@IgnatiusIsaacWeeKaiJunyuanps

Ай бұрын

True

A shout out to all ATC personnel, you guys have a thankless job. They got me safely back home after having gone way off course due to going around CB. I was glad to have a full load of gas. If you are a young, inexperienced GA pilot as I was, and you are lost, don't hesitate to call them to vector you back home. They are there for you.

"LET THE ABUSE START c'mon you can't let him get away with that!" 🤣🤣🤣

"Who's truck is that parked in the driveway?" "Uhmm my wife's boyfriend!" He said that way too enthusiastically 😂😂😂

“That’s why I’m trying to get home!” Legend

“Did you just call me a banana”

@christinestanding

Жыл бұрын

"I heard it"

@bravo_01

Жыл бұрын

That’s what she said.

I like the beeping as pilots all talk to tease people. It shows how actively pilots are listening to the radio and a sense of fun and camaraderie

I used to be an F-14 RIO, so I was the one usually talking on the radio. These were hysterical! Thanks for compiling and sharing with us!

@irisfields1659

Жыл бұрын

Tell 👋 him

i once read about a 747 that made a hard landing saw a Cessna waiting and said over the radio: what a cute little plane, did you make it yourself? without a beat the cessna replied: yeah i made it out spare 747 parts. one more landing like yours and i have enough for a 2nd.

@johnandrews3568

Жыл бұрын

OMG that's brilliant! LOL owned!

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

Epic roast 😂

"where is your gate?" this ending almost left me breathless LLLOL 🤣 7:34 hey thanks for your support for giving my comment a lot of like :D

@helenas809

2 жыл бұрын

Same LOL

Chinese navy: You're in Chinese airspace, please go away quickly or else US: This is an international airspace, this isn't your territory, why should I? Chinese navy: *m e o w* US: ...understandable, have a great day

@aali778

Жыл бұрын

Cats are everywhere here… the navy, the coal mines, the military… it’s almost an infestation 🤣

@gyrozeppeli4862

Жыл бұрын

I really wonder why he meowed lmao

@tiffanyz1362

Жыл бұрын

Certified furry

@kan9424

Жыл бұрын

Not to be that guy but the meow is unfortunately fake, chinese navy said "YOU GO!". Full recording easy to find on youtube

@billyteflon1322

Жыл бұрын

@@gyrozeppeli4862 it is either a taunt or calling him out. This happens all the time. A good move on the Chinese Pilot, he has a sense of humor.

"If you're looking at the passengers and trying to fly, they get scared!" 😂😂😂

pilots and controllers with sense of humour, gotta love 'em...

The language barrier ones... I felt that frustration lol

@owihinape

Жыл бұрын

i feel so bad😭 they almost need a translator or sum

LOL! on the passenger who went to the bathroom during landing. "Get them back in their seat" Response: "They are in a seat, just not the right one."

7:24 Pilot: looks like a rat. Other pilot: a New York rat…first class meal! XD

@irisfields1659

Жыл бұрын

Call for catering pl 🧇pancakes America style

I've been watching a lot of plane crash documentary's but this erased some of the fear I stupidly instilled in myself right after I just got comfortable with flying.

@YourNeighborhoodCaat

2 жыл бұрын

I feel this! I watched the crash documentaries for a few years because they were so morbidly interesting. Yet they then created such fear in me I’m still scared to fly. Listening to these, as well as looking at flight radars help ease that fear a good bit. Still would need some drug to coax me enough, but wouldn’t be as bad. Enjoy your travels, fellow friend

@wessltov

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile... 6:00

@mikoto7693

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t feel bad. I’m fairly certain watching air crash investigation type documentaries as a kid instilled a nervousness about flying. But then I got a job at an airport after discovering aviation is fascinating as part of the group crews and it seems regular exposure to them has helped make them feel normal.

@YourNeighborhoodCaat

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikoto7693 Yes, that’s one of the nice things is repeated exposure can help. For me, that means watching planes on an app and seeing them land or take off without any problem!

@Rambley22

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

The way they roast the pilots who give passenger announcements over the radio is priceless xD

"Let the abuse start, c'mon you can't let him get away with that!" got me. I am laughing so hard rn. 🤣

7:07 AirCroissant 😂 lol 🇨🇵

3:50 man realy leaked his home location in detail💀

Reminds me of the C130 trying to clear Stansted Airport airspace and neither pilot could remember their call signs so the air traffic controller designated them “stupid 1 and stupid 2” to which the American pilot replied Roger that, stupid 1. Lol.

@katho8472

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4:10 The pilot was funny asf there and the controller had a great sense of humor about it

7:02 idek why but that “wooo” gets me every time lol

5:07 and little did they know the controller was right

That's why I'm tryna get home... 😅 That dude must be so lucky 😁

My favorite is when the pilot gets told there is no need to rush after declaring his gate number.

6:06 is absolutely hilarious 😂

One of the best parts of being a Controller! I hated the, “You SHALL always maintain professional demeanor on the mike!” Controllers.

Isn't it comforting and reassuring to know that these are the kind of people who are responsible for our lives up in the air!?😅

@MatchingUser

2 жыл бұрын

Sure is! Shows me that they’re comfortable and relaxed enough to joke around!

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

Unironically so.

@seantaggart7382

Жыл бұрын

​@@MatchingUser yeah!

@backupwhatever8928

Жыл бұрын

@@MatchingUserdefinitely, I’d rather have a relaxed and happy pilot flying than a slightly stressed one because that either means something is wrong or they’re new

That controller that said "I don't care which way your tail is facing as long as your head's not shoved up it!" that's my hero.

Pilots trolling each other is the best lol

1:56 "I don't care where your tail is, unless your head's shoved up it." *PFFFFFFffffff-f-f-f-f-f-f!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now THAT was unexpected!!

@axel995r

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly while that was absolutely hilarious, as a controller in training I'm quite pissed at the controller there, it's 100% his fault, his hearback was non existent, the Air France pilot readback what she thought she heard, and he didn't correct her, he's 100% in the wrong and has no right to be snippy with her.

@Xn2th3blue

2 жыл бұрын

@@axel995r a trainee has a thought! With your years of experience, you would undoubtedly have a very valid opinion such as that one. 🤣 The pilot is in the wrong here on several accounts, and I'll tell you why. Pay attention, you might learn something: ICAO requirements are that all air crew and ATC speak and understand fluent English, no matter where you are in the world, but that pilot sounds like she's not very well versed in English and shouldn't be flying as it is unsafe. She additionally did not hear correctly or clarify what the controller said if she was unsure. Your time as a trainee should have already taught you by now that the pilot is the aircraft commander and something like this, such as a pushback which is on an apron, AKA the non-movement area, AKA not the responsibility of the controller, falls on the pilot and grounds crew that is assisting with the pushback. In fact, pilots don't need to call ground for a pushback, most do just as a courtesy. Kind of a "heads-up, I'll be needing taxi instructions shortly" thing. Furthermore, the pilot should already have had the ATIS, therefore should know the active runway, and therefore should know which way she'll need to be facing to taxi to the correct runway. This is all on her.

@axel995r

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xn2th3blue @Eric haha o wow, I really don't know how you yanks do things over there but here in Europe half the things you just said would end up with someone getting their damn license suspended, either the pilot or the controller... btw being a trainee actually means that I'm more familiar with the letter of the law then most experienced controllers, because I've been studying it like crazy recently, but that's beside the point, and the point is, o boy where do I start, ok first of all, the controller has the absolute obligation to do a HEARBACK as you clearly don't know what that is, I'll explain, pilots are human beings who make mistakes, especially when listening to something over the radio which can sometimes have less then perfect readability, and it's absolutely the controllers duty to hear what the pilot repeats and correct them if they are wrong (this is clearly written in chapter 13 of ICAO document 4444, which is also known as the controllers bible, something I'm sure you know as such an experienced controller), so that's the first thing that you said which is just hilariously incorrect, second start-up and pushback on most airports means the aircraft will absolutely enter the ATC area of responsibility and thus has to get approval from ATC to do so (which seems to be the case here as well otherwise the pilot would not have asked the controller which way to face), and even if it doesn't the pilot still has to ask ATC for permission for several reasons, again as such an experienced controller I'm sure you already know this but I'll say it for everyone else: 1) the controller needs to activate the flight plan in the system so that it becomes visible to the terminal control unit and all other relevant units (this is the case in Europe at least with the TopSky radar system might not be in the US) 2) the pilot is absolutely not allowed to start-up without a valid flight plan (i.e. if the EOBT expired or the flight got suspended by the system for whatever reason) and ATC had the most up to date info regarding this, and lastly I don't know what kind of a cowboy show you yanks run over there but if I pilot calls the controller on any European airport ready for taxi, without any prior contact he will absolutely be getting a nice fat report out of it, come to think of it my instructor did write one to a Yank a couple of days ago, a gen aviation plane just called ready for taxi without requesting startup, so that might be the norm over there but here for that you're getting a report. And lastly knowing the active runway absolutely does not mean you will always pushback in a certain direction, I've had planes from adjacent stands push back tail to tail to avoid one having to wait for the other in case one is slower during startup procedure, which meant that one of the planes was pushed back in the less logical direction. So please if you want to try and sound smart on the internet try with something that's not this well defined and that doesn't have such clearly written rules and instructions because to anyone who knows anything about ATC you just sound like a complete moron. And if need be I'll prove it with the actual paragraphs from official ICAO documents.

@Xn2th3blue

2 жыл бұрын

@@axel995r I literally work in Airport Operations now. You're talking out of your ass. You don't even know how big an apron is, do you? And that it isn't part of the movement area?

@muratvrl

2 жыл бұрын

The problem is there is no standart in usa airports some of ground conroller say facing the others say tail or nose . And lots of talking leads misunderstood

the pilots reactions to that one confusing them with passengers is the funniest thing i've heard today

0:55 this is all just one big Xbox live chat LMAO

5:24 The “Oh dear” just tops it off perfectly 😭

Absolutely amazing!! 8 minutes and 7 seconds of pure awesomeness :)

1:05 The aviation boys getting together after that PA.

Legends say he is still asking if they cleared the airplane on to the gate.

"tower do you have anything to add to that?" that was fantastic

@PanduPoluan

Жыл бұрын

You can hear the ATC grinning hard from ear to ear, trying to hold back laughter.

2:23 Definitely the best of the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pilots and controllers have a big sense of humor 😂😂

This part got me laughing😂😂😂 1:20

@OfficialAyeelPlayzHandle

2 жыл бұрын

Is heard its not "head"

@kinggenesis7379

Жыл бұрын

Banana

1:54 Eeeyyyyy shots fired !

That air China one had me dying! It was like a family guy skit 🤣 😂

Some Kennedy Steve classics in there... I miss him!

Kennedy Steve. Absolute legend

Hahaha I feel the warm glow of satisfaction as this KZread video has confirmed a suspicion I’ve had for awhile. So in one of the many aviation videos I’ve watched, somewhere along the way I found out that the radio transmit function and the PA function shares a switch. Now I don’t know if it’s in every airliner but it is in the 747 and I remember thinking…. “Wouldn’t the pilots sometimes forget which side the switch is flipped on?” And now I know I was right.

@pacokrikotania1523

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

HAHAHAHHA i love when jobs have their inside jokes and people are actually willing to participate in them

"Come on you can't let him get away with that!" 🤣🤣🤣

That last one is great. "Oh come on guys, no one is saying anything to that?" 🤣🤣

2:00 is my favourite 😂✨

1:45 air baguete LOL😂😂

@pacokrikotania1523

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@SovietN1

Жыл бұрын

🇫🇷

Of course have to end with Kennedy Steve. I was shocked to see so little of him in this

*”Can I get that recorded on my email? It’ll probably be on KZread tomorrow.”* God:your prayers have been answered

6:26 wins 🏆

‘AirBaguette 37’ Never mind 4:30 where some random girl meows like a literal kitten

@Selmarya

2 жыл бұрын

6:24 rare moment China recruits Cats in its navy

They're all natural comedians

@PanduPoluan

Жыл бұрын

Stressful job, can't blame them for having fun every now and then 😊

Pilots fucking with each other is the funniest shit ever. They have hours of sitting, watching the sky to do. Gives them plenty of time to think of what to say in whatever scenario.

legend says he still hasn’t answered the question for the “Have u been cleared into the ramp”

As a New Yorker I would’ve been proud to hear all the other New York pilots heckling eachother after their announcements 😂 Surprised they were so supportive lol

JFK may be a pain to fly out of, but ATC comms usually make it worth it. I've heard some good ones over the years.

@ninedaysjane2466

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Kennedy Steve was the best!

That lady "That's why I'm tryna get home!" Fuckin same

The controller said no need to yell at me my wife already does that lol