That dude is a genius, if you ever get engine failure mid flight. Just buy a new one.

@valerie80yearsago90

5 жыл бұрын

Senor Fluff Thing Aerial engine replacement for the win!

@northstar8818

5 жыл бұрын

"Hello this is IKEA Air-Air delivery service, how may I help you ?"

@lifeuncensored957

5 жыл бұрын

@@northstar8818 great so we gotta asimble the engine ourselves before putting it in

@bogney

5 жыл бұрын

If a terrorist blows up the airport, just buy a new one

@northstar8818

5 жыл бұрын

If people die in the explosion jus tbuy new people

its getting weird *"can confirm."*

@iscogblackscale5777

5 жыл бұрын

Confirmed

@VuotoHSR

5 жыл бұрын

Affirm

@coshiro1

5 жыл бұрын

relatable

@yustinj.3910

5 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@davecrupel2817

5 жыл бұрын

@@iscogblackscale5777 verified

3:05 My favorite part is imagining this scenario in real life. A plane begins taking off with no clearance from the wrong end of the runway against the protestations of the atc, only to immediately plow into the ground, scattering debris and burning aviation fuel everywhere, and atc's response is "never mind, problem solved"

@marlonquintana3466

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭😭

@clicheguevara5282

Жыл бұрын

Same. Lol

@SN57ONE

17 күн бұрын

I think that was 4:05

I’ve never even seen these videos, but, “You’re clear to crash.” was a great line. Got my subscription.

@umeinui

4 жыл бұрын

May I recommend the video he made reference to with the "It's okay, we can buy new tower." line. Its called 747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND (if you haven't already seen it) When youtube randomly suggested it to me thats the video that made me sub

"You are definitely not gonna be reaching 20,000 ft." 737 *hold my beer*

@calebryan4467

4 жыл бұрын

Jonji 737 max?

@SOGNAMETAL

4 жыл бұрын

AND IN FUCKING *VERTICAL CLIMB*

@Tomeletto

4 жыл бұрын

737 nvm my beer spilled

@robertdevito5001

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Iron Man It can’t climb 20000 feet in one vertical ascent.

@thetechgenie7374

4 жыл бұрын

The vertical, barrel roll and inverted, I highly doubt he make it to 4,000 ft let alone 20,000 ft?

I am literally addicted to hearing him say, "It's okay; we can buy new tower."

@brewcityboatclub8299

4 жыл бұрын

2:18 for everyone

@tonnytran8444

4 жыл бұрын

2:22

@zh84

4 жыл бұрын

I think that would make a good T-shirt.

@anugrahgeorge8293

4 жыл бұрын

@@zh84 exactly what I was thinking

@thegooseking818

4 жыл бұрын

zh84 someone get on this

Tower: *Gets struck by 747* Gentleman: “It’s okay, we can *buy* a new tower” 💵

@audunl724

4 жыл бұрын

Canadian Proud Aviation 10 what about the lost human lives?

@noobfromtheuk1113

4 жыл бұрын

@@audunl724 Its ok, we can buy somme new humans.

@JuliaC-sp5qk

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's America's current policy on climate change

@Original-pi7em

4 жыл бұрын

When he said it reminded me of a certain tower in certain city in 2001

@nostalgiaof98

4 жыл бұрын

@@Original-pi7em Dallas?

Trike: *Enters flat spin* Also Trike: "WHEEEEEEEE"

@hattricklaine4463

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Campbell also trike: it’s ok

@kaeaja

4 жыл бұрын

@@hattricklaine4463 GOOSE EJECT!!! D:

@taxfraudpro

3 жыл бұрын

Swooshツ we can buy new trike

@Liggliluff

2 жыл бұрын

Shame he didn't say "it's okay, we can buy a new trike"

You are cleared to crash

@TheLeanBaker

4 жыл бұрын

Copy that, sir.

@jayswarrow1196

4 жыл бұрын

Abdul-samad Mohammed, ...uuuh, that's a negative, sir, we're going for 6104, heavy'n'hot.

@ashyfire33

4 жыл бұрын

summary of these videos.

@SN57ONE

28 күн бұрын

I really like the subtlety and the entitlement of the guy stating that he doesn't need a clearance. 😂😂😂😂😂

If this is the next generation of pilots, I am never flying again.

@Deadlesssedg

5 жыл бұрын

Taylor Gibson its okay im coloured blind

@SourPatchMoth

5 жыл бұрын

is a flight sim

@Cartoonicus

5 жыл бұрын

@@SourPatchMoth You don't say.

@marziiuh

5 жыл бұрын

Aegis Wolver /r wooosh

@marziiuh

5 жыл бұрын

It’s okay I can fly a plane. They say I’m legally blind.

"They're recruiting younger pilots everyday" That's the best reasoning for annoying kids showing up in a game I've heard.

“Im not coming back then” *fair enough, well done*

@kaeaja

4 жыл бұрын

*SNRRK!* Loved that line to, well played :3

'Well I'm not coming back then..' He got you good with that one 🤣

@miskatonic6210

5 жыл бұрын

Like a boss

@cooldude2251

5 жыл бұрын

Oh ok fair point

@WishMasterPtolemy

5 жыл бұрын

So disappointed that he didn't say "Be prepared to copy down that number once you're on the ground and getting that fuel leak fixed."

@JoeCnNd

5 жыл бұрын

plot twist had to come back.

@tyler976

5 жыл бұрын

the guy who said that is autistic and has a forehead big enough to land a fully loaded 747-8f on

These are the most professional sounding shenanigans I have ever heard!

@jozokrstanovic9040

5 жыл бұрын

If I am correct, Airforceproud95 used to be a real pilot...

@JTuckerF

5 жыл бұрын

@@jozokrstanovic9040 Or he was a Controller in the AF

@crunch9876

5 жыл бұрын

jozo krstanovic his name is airforceproud95 making me think he was born in 1995 to young to “use to be a pilot” or an atc

@peterwyattmiddleton

5 жыл бұрын

is that the place with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

@AM-ep1rv

5 жыл бұрын

@@crunch9876 or maybe it could be the year he became a pilot

“I’m getting struck by a 747 right now” *_”It’s okay you can buy a new tower”_*

@minaminitta7686

3 жыл бұрын

I DON'T think that's how it works.

"That child needs some milk." "That's racist." hahahaha

@wjlintz

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it.

@houseeka

4 жыл бұрын

dude I've bursted out in tears by that one

@MrVodka-ie8jw

4 жыл бұрын

Hwndu reference lmao

@jonatandewaele637

4 жыл бұрын

@@wjlintzme too

@adrianyourlordandsaviour

4 жыл бұрын

Psalm 23 sex

"We'll deal with that once you're back on the ground" "Alright not coming back"

@mikecorleone6797

5 жыл бұрын

Commissar Purity gets 2 miles out and has to come back 🤣

@meekrab9027

4 жыл бұрын

"uh... remember how I said I wasn't coming back? wellllll"

@T_Griff

4 жыл бұрын

Wish this is how detentions worked lol

@No1sonuk

3 жыл бұрын

That Trike pilot gets bonus points for that speedy comeback.

@farhatamnan3736

3 жыл бұрын

That man is going places I’ll give you that

737's going vertical give me life.

@danielpetersen8442

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit kugo watches airforceproud. Big fan kugo ❤️

@mikew36

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit its Kugo. Love ya bro.

@vonke

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no, attack of the fan boys

@hampusgranne8302

5 жыл бұрын

Can you tell me What this is?

@Storm-lu2ce

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know you were a pilot?

"A flight of 3 is departing" *KABOOM* "Uh no, nevermind. Make that a flight of two is departing". I cracked up so hard at this.

@kalinotkaleid

4 жыл бұрын

Dubanx timestamp?

@Dannyboi2462

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleid 3:36

@minaminitta7686

3 жыл бұрын

Lead aircraft has ate a FAT BOWL OF SHIT off to the side of the runway, now TWO aircraft.

@flaming_skull

3 жыл бұрын

And then the other guy died to

I was so depressed and bored today until i hear "we can buy new xxxx" guy. Now i cant breath laughing. Thanks to him whoever is that.

@interstatehighwayfan_645

3 жыл бұрын

Do you wanna buy something from me

@MrSoccerball100

3 жыл бұрын

@@interstatehighwayfan_645 lol

@hmuphilly9129

Жыл бұрын

depressed doomer

@FloorPills

Ай бұрын

​@@hmuphilly9129Its okay we can buy new happy

The balance between maintaining an air of seriousness in a no-nonsense sim and the general online trollery of every other multiplayer game makes this WAY more entertaining than it should be. Multiplayer Flight Sim is something special. First time here but this was pretty hilarious. :D

@voldo18

5 жыл бұрын

The amounts of fuckery in this video had my sides hurting 😂

@owg1236

5 жыл бұрын

FSX is definitely not a no-nonsense sim haha

@scottdotjazzman

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I'm dying of laughter from this deadpan delivery.

@GBart

5 жыл бұрын

It's so simple but goddamn is it effective

@theguywhowentthere3346

5 жыл бұрын

I know rite, how the fuck is this so entertaining? Fucking dude in the tower just nails it.

- Do you want to buy something from me? - Sir is that a drug offering? - If so, then yes...

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

5 жыл бұрын

*_S M O K E W E E D E V E R Y D A Y_*

@defaultdance4727

5 жыл бұрын

*s t o n k s*

Lmao 😂 “I’d like to RSVP a landing 30 minutes from now. “ “Can I get a plus one on that.” “Ok party of two for 27L in 30 minutes. Confirmed.” “Uhh... I’m gunna be an hour late.” 😂😂

@johnc1666

3 жыл бұрын

Party of two for 27L in 30 minutes had me rolf

"Sir is this a drug offering?" "If so then yes"

@interstatehighwayfan_645

3 жыл бұрын

You wanna buy something from me

@Pillager100

3 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!

@Shinji_Dai

2 жыл бұрын

"OKAY!"

“Then I’m not coming back.” “Fair enough, well done.”

@alfredhabraken3340

4 жыл бұрын

Pissed myself laughing about that 😂😂

Actually, people were quite nice this time, they even warned of their arrival a fucking 30 early

@Shadowrun2589

5 жыл бұрын

What does a 30 early mean , like 30 mins early ? Or like seconds ? Idk plane language

@Zantrop64

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shadowrun2589 my bad, thanks for pointing that out :) I meant 30 minutes early And I don't know shit about plane language

@ice_breaker_

5 жыл бұрын

Too early

Imagine if this is really how airports worked. That would be beyond incredible

@meganproffitt424

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not far off 😬😂

"YOU'RE CLEARED TO CRASH" 😂😂

Clicked so fast I broke the sound barrier.

@chaosentity855

5 жыл бұрын

i broke the laws of the universe by causing the like to view ratio thing

@WinterDutchie

5 жыл бұрын

Mach 5 in a Hot air balloon?

@alic-c

5 жыл бұрын

100th like

@easydoz1

5 жыл бұрын

^ Exposed^

@Angel-wo8gv

5 жыл бұрын

CLICK BOOM

"Its okay, we can buy NEW tower."

@ericellerbrock9350

5 жыл бұрын

Chad E classic

@GBart

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think that's how it works

@uvraj1028

5 жыл бұрын

Dont worry, he can buy new one

“Well I’m not coming back then.” “Fair enough.... well done.”

2:06 “This is 8DB, ive got an engine warning already.” *”Don’t worry, he can buy new one!”*

The guy with the accent kills me. "He can buy a new one"

@Catperson84

5 жыл бұрын

That guy kinda sounds like Walter Koenig from Star Trek

@coolray3565

5 жыл бұрын

I read this then it just said it in the video

@veroorzaakt6387

5 жыл бұрын

Its ok. We can buy a new one.

@TheGameThrower

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel K “BUT I WANNA FLY!”

@iDEaXANA

5 жыл бұрын

DON WORREH. HE CAN BUY NEEW WON

"I've just caused you to enter a flat-spin. Sorry about that."

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

5 жыл бұрын

At least he apologized.

@mikecorleone6797

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrAwesomedude808

5 жыл бұрын

No worries! He can buy a new plane!

@luigidacosta1914

5 жыл бұрын

MrAwesomedude808 negative, new pilot required, roger that

@ldaws-3912

4 жыл бұрын

hold on, i'm just being struck by a 747 at high speed

4:14 " You're cleared to crash" damn boi hahahaha

"daddy snip?" wait "Daddys nip!"

@sebastianalvarado2390

4 жыл бұрын

Fake Pillow I read it that way too 😂😭

Every session has it's daily dose of a child screaming.

@mdrichards

5 жыл бұрын

@A089080098 And?

@thefuza150

5 жыл бұрын

A089080098 stop you are a bot

@thefuza150

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Richards this guy is in every comment

@roibrennarlante6923

5 жыл бұрын

How do i find you on simulation?

@BeavisSaves

5 жыл бұрын

@@thefuza150 Some kind of dox bot? Gross.

These videos are gold.

@arthurwesley6969

5 жыл бұрын

These=Me=Me=Breixt

@apierrakeas9577

5 жыл бұрын

One bite

@Justin-lx5cz

5 жыл бұрын

didnt know you watcbed these videos

@disturbingflight7365

5 жыл бұрын

My like made "737." This makes me happy

@thelatenightgamer2624

5 жыл бұрын

what games this

this was utterly amazing

This was on my recomendations. *WORTH IT.*

@1.47 ATC: "Why was there an orchestra playing in the background?" Boeing 6104: "I was just testing my instruments".

@tychodancer

5 жыл бұрын

Dang. What a missed opportunity.

@dovahkiingames7617

5 жыл бұрын

@@tychodancer yeah

@brotboxgaming4007

5 жыл бұрын

No you did not say that! LOL

@musicalneptunian

5 жыл бұрын

Boeing 6104: "I was starting my final descendo".

@Prodawg

5 жыл бұрын

1:47

"My engine stopped working" *Buy a new one* lol 😂

“Am I going to get in trouble” “When you come to the ground” “Ok I’m never coming back then..”

@joshuamccutcheon

2 ай бұрын

1 trillion IQ move, galaxy brain confirmed

1:47 Atlanta Tower: why was there like a classic orchestra music playing in the background the Boeing: it's because we have a lot of instruments

I really like you in ATC role.. always hillarious..

@zXHAcKeRzXz

5 жыл бұрын

sev'fouty'sev' please ABORT ...okay

Don’t know why this was in my recommend but I now know

@ninoski4043

5 жыл бұрын

KZread bots know what you want way better than you

"Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?" "Uh, we'll deal with that once you're on the ground." "Not coming back then." "Fair enough." THIS is why I love video games xD

737: *goes vertical to the moon* Tower: “not again...”

"Is he directing an orchestra right now?" "Affirm." lmfao

I've already learned more about air travel from these videos than from my entire life's experience up to this point.

@KingOfTheWorld462

5 жыл бұрын

Pls watch Air Crash Investigations too🤣🤣

@terrilee5163

5 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE.

@slapshotjack9806

5 жыл бұрын

When an engine fails it’s ok we can just buy a new one

@thegreatafrican3367

5 жыл бұрын

And you know what??...Its all accurate

The end with the rsvp for landing and the plus 1 had me dying!

2:06 I laughed too hard 😂😂😂😂

"That child needs some milk." "That's racist."

@ToBeSchooled

5 жыл бұрын

It's not racist. It's human nature that a screaming child needs milk to calm down.

@zytha2890

5 жыл бұрын

Its incredibly racist! I drink milk every single day and i think its bullshit he felt the need to say that child needed milk!

@KumiChan2004

5 жыл бұрын

More like age-ist. What what? He is saying that because it is a kid.

@briansalfai3842

5 жыл бұрын

@@zytha2890 are you serious

@Aethelia

5 жыл бұрын

Kid is a race now.

*cleared to crash*

@justicewarrior9187

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@masken8355

5 жыл бұрын

*Permission to mayday*

that 3 round burst laughter 😂😂😂 (1:18)

@Ghost-hs6qq

4 жыл бұрын

Famas conformed

“Affirmative, flashing is in progress.”

This game desperately needs collision with explosions and stuff.

@patgogan7324

5 жыл бұрын

The deadpan delivery from the guy is great as well

@yeetusthedeletus9284

5 жыл бұрын

This is an actual simulator. We use it in aerospace class in my school. It doesn't count as a game.

@mayamellissa

5 жыл бұрын

@@yeetusthedeletus9284 I understand that but that doesn't mean I can't wish for physics and explosions. I am glad to know it's a legit simulator though.

@yeetusthedeletus9284

5 жыл бұрын

@@mayamellissa They do have explosions, just on hard/realistic mode

@mayamellissa

5 жыл бұрын

@@yeetusthedeletus9284 Cool! Thank you for letting me know!

4:05 I dOnT NeEd CleArENce

@iDEaXANA

5 жыл бұрын

NOT YOU. YOURE CLEARED TO *CRASH" LMFAO

@cavageplaz2523

5 жыл бұрын

iDEaXANA 😂

No clue why this was recommended but holy shit am I glad it was 😂 “That child needs some milk” followed by “That’s racist” killed me

When i seen 1:00 i couldn't stop laughing especially how casual he is documenting it "well we have a 737 attempting to reach 20,000 feet right now" xD

“I’ve got an engine warning already...” “Don’t worry. He can buy a new one.”

@stario5895

5 жыл бұрын

"Friend was kidnapped" "buy a new one"

@shyamin

5 жыл бұрын

buy a new tower 😂😂😂

You could do this job IN REAL LIFE and get paid $90k+ for it ...

@bobd2028

5 жыл бұрын

he does

@paryudisaditya8845

5 жыл бұрын

But he's a pilot

@bugzyhardrada3168

4 жыл бұрын

Well dayum Thats unsettling

@youtubepioneer8146

4 жыл бұрын

Why earn $90k+ when you can listen to retards on Flight Sim

@socogremlin

4 жыл бұрын

You could.....but not for long.

This is one the funniest exchanges I’ve heard period 😂😂😂😂 it just goes off the rails so completely.... The RSVP convo in the end 🤣🤣

“Nevermind, that problem just solved itself” I fucking spit

AFP: *deletes channel* **buys new one**

@Void_Dragon

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasfailla2106 r/woooosh

@reezy4219

5 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@davidvalencia129

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasfailla2106 hahahahahagag go to 2:05 to understand.

ATC: "That was a violation because you said the wrong runway, but roger that, continue." Pilot: "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?" ATC: "Eh, we'll deal with that once you're back on the ground." Pilot: "Uh...not coming back then..." Sides = in orbit

@ThelagKingStrikes

5 жыл бұрын

Also pilot: *immediately comes back 2 miles later with a fuel leak* 😂

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThelagKingStrikes Aye, just pick a highway at that point, right?

@interstatehighwayfan_645

3 жыл бұрын

You wanna buy something from me

9:50 "quick reminder that the merch campain..." Goes along with the music.

"What Do you mean 8:15? It's 3:00." *Triggered* 😬😂

i showed this to my father who is afraid of flying. after the 737 going vertical he has no faith in the future pilots of this world

I always watch these videos wondering “who the hell would watch something like this?” Meanwhile I’m watching it

I’m not sure why this was suggested to me but I have not genuinely laughed this hard in quite a while. Well done!

"Not you. Not you. you're cleared to crash."

'This is 8DB, I've got an engine warning already..' *Probably the calmest and best solution ever heard on the history of the Flight Simulator radio frequency*: '*DON'T WORRY HE CAN BUY A NEW ONE.*' Edit: Love you spacepowerproud72 💕

Best quotes: “It’s okay, we can buy a new one.” “You’re cleared to crash.” “Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa requesting clearance to active runway.” “Airfartproud95” EDIT: “Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform” “Can we get clearance for a lower altitude? *ATC:* I’m sorry this is McDonalds” “Tower can we get some good luck? *ATC:* No”

@SyarafuddinSazalids9025

5 жыл бұрын

@211863 chrisman yes please

@martinjuulandersen9694

5 жыл бұрын

"Your Cleared to Crash" is my favorite

@thespeedypatriot6201

5 жыл бұрын

What about “what do you mean it’s 8:15? It’s 3:00

@thespeedypatriot6201

5 жыл бұрын

What about “what do you mean it’s 8:15? It’s 3:00”

@bhoen

5 жыл бұрын

"Requesting mayday"

5:17 *ÆUGH*

This came up in my recommended and this is the greatest thing I’ve watched

DamePesos ~2:45? "We'll discuss it when you come back." "I'm not coming back then." "Fair enough."

@mikecorleone6797

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Veridical then comes back after flying 2 miles out 🤣

Must be a pain in the ass to add all these captions

@DustyWingsProductions

5 жыл бұрын

It is. Trust me.

@ryanfwood

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, Dusty Wings is very trustworthy.

@CaedenEmerald

5 жыл бұрын

@@DustyWingsProductions it's going to take some time for me to open up. I suggest we try trust falls?

@dewagedeputrabhagawanta6266

5 жыл бұрын

Its called consistency

5:08 "They are recruiting younger pilots everyday" This is Gta Sa dialogue when Cj try to enter airpot

8:04 I laughed so hard over that sound xD

WOW! I had no idea what to expect when I started this video, but I have not laughed at a youtube vid this hard in a long time. Thank you for that as it was much needed.

I actually laughed out loud. I’ve never played this game but the trikes were hilarious. Also the person doing a loop in a 737 right above the airport was funny.

@fictionmyth

5 жыл бұрын

Did... did you just fucking call a "Flight Simulator" a game?! Oh Lord Shadowz, even your edgelord name won't save you from the hell you just brought upon yourself from the people in the Flight Sim community.

WTF. All this at the same day. "Buy a new one". "You are cleared to Crash" - is one of the funniest lines ever. Haha.

I love how the trike is the last one to chime in just to remind you that he's there after all of the RSVP insanity.

What sound does a Boeing make when it bounces? BOEING BOEING BOEING

@Angel-wo8gv

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if i like the general dynamics of this comment...

@nicholasfailla2106

5 жыл бұрын

Overused comment.

@josiahortiz5416

5 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a dad joke

@mr.dogman216

5 жыл бұрын

Carlos Ortiz it does lol

@josiahortiz5416

5 жыл бұрын

HSK_Mr.Dogman I like your profile picture btw

My wife: "He puts the TROLL in air traffic controller"

@naterocks4u

5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@llunde22

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha!!

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

4 жыл бұрын

Introduce her to Kennedy Steve.

'You're cleared to crash.' Had to laugh out loud (LOL?) for RE-AL.

Effing hilarious! haven't messed with any flightsim's in YEARS but this randomly popped up! Good stuff!

While taxiing at LaGuardia the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C's and D's, but get it right!" Continuing her tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high. Unknown Pilot: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

@BlackTemplar6th

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute fucking madman

@KurtColville

5 жыл бұрын

SCE2AUX Awesome alias. I’ve been using “SCEtoAUX” for various sites and games for about two years now. It’s fun explaining to people where it came from. Real cool customers on 12, and John Aaron was the man.

@liamweaver2944

5 жыл бұрын

Kurt Colville If you don’t mind, where did it come from?

@KurtColville

5 жыл бұрын

Liam Weaver Sure! It was a call from Mission Control that saved Apollo 12 after it had been struck by lightning right after liftoff. The whole story is really something: www.universetoday.com/98484/this-day-in-space-history-apollo-12-and-sce-to-aux/

@liamweaver2944

5 жыл бұрын

Kurt Colville A month late, but thanks for showing me that. That’s really fascinating! I’m definitely gonna use that term at some point.

Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? A: Pilot error

@unknownspeeds

5 жыл бұрын

**facepalm**

@TheGuardDuck

5 жыл бұрын

He wishes...

@TheGuardDuck

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheBookOfAkersGaming The idea is the pilot accidentally got her pregnant, because he was having her while on the flight.

@TheGuardDuck

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheBookOfAkersGaming 😑 Honestly hard to tell some puns from terrible spelling or dumb autocorrect.

@thepaperhatcultinc4120

5 жыл бұрын

Imma r/woooosh myself

Yo these videos have me crying. The dead pan comedy is great. It’s like the movie airplane.

i think this is one of the funniest videos i've seen for quite some time. especially the laconic tower guy... you'll be a great comedian

"It's getting weird already" "....can confirm."

I feel the urge to put your commentary over actual plane crashes...

@helios7975

5 жыл бұрын

Blog it

@cruxmind

5 жыл бұрын

Just do it

@hedgeearthridge6807

5 жыл бұрын

DO IT PLEASE

@bx19tgd

5 жыл бұрын

That’s bad but amazing

@Omfgwhtavid

5 жыл бұрын

DO. IT.

"I had no idea where you were I just gave you random taxi instructions" physically hurt my sides from laughter

-We'll dead with once you are back on the ground - I am not coming back then. - Fair enough, well done.

This, this explains O'Hare's operations.

That guy that said he's an hour late lives in Antarctica.

@khorps4756

5 жыл бұрын

yep he's a famous chilean scientist, his name is Rodolfo Amando Philippi and he's back from the dead

@elektrotehnik94

5 жыл бұрын

The backstory tho

7:04 lol

I'm just imagining that one guy's plane had an entire philharmonic orchestra for passengers and they're just going HARD AF. just uncontrollable ochestra-ing and the pilot's brother is the conductor