My uncle was a friend of his. He said the funniest joke he ever heard Roger Miller tell was, You know how people say that you and your dog begin to look like the longer you have him? I know it’s true because my neighbor just accused me of taking a poop on his lawn.”

@darrelmorgan6266

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

Yep. Much about getting on in bars is adopting an understanding of the local idiom and both the true nature and makeup of the many characters you come across during your drinking journey!

Miss Roger so much

gone way too soon, but never forgotten.

@jonpendragon2066

2 жыл бұрын

Who

🎶"Old jokes that I have found, Short and laughter all around. "🎶

@patriciajrs46

Жыл бұрын

You write the song. We'll laugh and one day maybe we'll repeat your sonhs fondly.

Very sweet joke I miss Roger, too

LOL Great Roger Miller!

Man, I didn't think I could love this guy any more then I already do. Yet here he is just casually swearing in front of kids.

@Olm9

3 жыл бұрын

Swearing?

@williamqubileemartin457

3 жыл бұрын

He never said a cuss word in front of me.he was unhappy because he was always the smartest person in the room.and golden gloves boxing was big.he didn't want to hurt his hands

@WhiteStone21475

3 жыл бұрын

Little kids 'understood' barroom jokes??? Something is 'off' about this.

@wrz5468

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteStone21475 I knew what a jackass was growing up on the farm... Didn't learn about politicians till I was older!!

@markevan1

Жыл бұрын

Jackass isn't a swear. That's the name of the animal. Look it up. jackass jăk′ăs″ noun A male ass or donkey. A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead. A male ass; a jack.

I got to admit being a jackass, took me a while to get the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and it's a perfectly good joke. jeeez, having a slow day

...but you can be happy if you've a mind to it

I miss Roger!!

@thomasmalloryevans2932

3 жыл бұрын

And I STILL can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd! Hah!

These are getting even better!

@terencepoppleton1325

6 жыл бұрын

Barry Daniels 4

I'm surprised he didn't make a song out of that joke. Only he could do it.

“Oo Dee Lally, Oo Dee Lally, Golly what a day!”

@thejoshsings894

2 жыл бұрын

Billy ray,you just gave me a stupendous idea! I may watch Robin Hood tonight after I get home from program.

@robertcoleman7556

Жыл бұрын

I like 14 dollars having 27 cents

Ha! Even the kids laughed.

I went to high school with a boy named Roger Miller. So we all called him Johnny Cash. True story.

@terencepoppleton1325

6 жыл бұрын

David Henderson good

@rowdyways4228

3 жыл бұрын

David Henderson hahahahaha

@Olm9

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it..

@The_General_Owl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Olm9 His name was Roger Miller (like the musician), so they called him Johnny cash instead (another musician in country) because of the irony

That's funny. I miss Roger Miller.

I knew what the punchline was going to be but I still laughed!

I miss that man so Much.

Roger Miller, The Original Nut!

Those kids told that joke on the bus the very next school day, lol

nice one!

Funny!

the kids loved that joke

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd !!/:)

silly but completely unexpected

I have a true story about Rodger miller.he was going to play a concert in Lubbock Texas.then the Masonic lodge in Amarillo Texas said he would have to pay Amarillo lodge 3000 dollars becuase his song king of the road promoted an vagabond lifestyle.they settled on 2600.dollars.then the SUN TIMES reported that Rodger was out friday with a starlet.then photos of Saturday on a sailboat with different friends.then back on the movie set monday.photos with other friends.then Amarillo Mason's STOPPED Roger from play Lubbock.I was the 9 year old lookout for the Masonic b-b-ques.tells you what kind of people work kids when they sundown undesired types.colors.females.

@whoisjohngalt4880

Жыл бұрын

I have a similar story about him. Mileage Philadelphia manager bratwurst told him federal employees went chicken wire toadstool.

Cursing in front of young children, it was a different time. My parents never swore in front of us.

@cherylwilkinson3228

10 ай бұрын

It isn't swearing. A male donkey is a jackass.

Funny joke

is it ok if I repeat this?

OK, So we all love Pinocchio, but that was some cult type call to arms. Wasn't it?

This joke was funnier in Silver Bullet

Didn't get to see the blonde behind him, disappointed ....

I don't get it

Thanks to PC-America you can't say this anymore.

@evilsWa

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever. The censorship laws at this time were WAY more strict. Sorry doc but you are full of shit.

@drbonesshow1

4 жыл бұрын

@@evilsWa You must be a member of the Strength In Numbers Club. So I say to you: Eat shit a trillion flies can't be wrong.

@drbonesshow1

3 жыл бұрын

@Alan Brown You mean you wore an ass-hat, but now you wear an arse-hat. Soon you will be wearing a butt-hat, then a gluteus-maximus-hat. Tell them that long ago you were known as Gluteus Maximus and they might sell you one for half-price. Now go away.

@battyjr

2 жыл бұрын

@@drbonesshow1 right wing media makes a bigger deal out of "pc culture" than what actually exists to keep people from working on solving the real problems- like the fact that everybody is going broke. No one would care about this joke, but the fact that you THINK they would means you're falling for the propoganda, and the fact that I'm even replying means in certain ways, I am too. Talk to anybody you think is a "lib" and you'll find a diverse group of people, most of which don't care about pc culture the way you think they do. That's what any media company trying to make money from news is gonna do: sensationalize for profit! Right wing media is just as guilty as left wing, because they both exist within the capitalist right wing reality that produces sensationalism. Nobody really cares about jokes, THAT'S the biggest joke! :D ... also, check out my band!

@drbonesshow1

2 жыл бұрын

@@battyjr Well, I can only offer one of my songs: Hey Border kzread.info/dash/bejne/X4JmtMeQaNStddY.html

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Like to hear the joke please - I cant lip read!

@kevinmontgomery1383

3 жыл бұрын

ANDREW HOUGH A guy walks into a bar and hollers to the bartender. Hey Jackass get me a beer. After he finished the first one, he did it again. After the guy left, a patron asked why do you put up with that guy? The bartender stuttered, " He Haw, he always does that!

I don't understand the end?! When they start laughing?!

@HAM-sb2ns

5 жыл бұрын

The guy making donkey noises

@scotth6814

4 жыл бұрын

Hee haw, hee haw, hee always talks to me like that.

@grandpaobvious

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because the bartender has a speech impediment.

@cl759

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it, just made a comment how I had to do some thinking to get this joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When I did get it, realised not only it's simple it's also hillarious

@kevinmontgomery1383

3 жыл бұрын

AnotherKentPaul The bartender stutters Hee Haw, hee haw he always talks to me like that.

Please watch the language, Roger!

@seikibrian8641

7 жыл бұрын

You do realize that a jackass is a male donkey, right? There's nothing inappropriate about the word.

....And that bartender grew up to be alexandria ocasio-cortez.

@grandpaobvious

4 жыл бұрын

Que jejune.

@johnw2026

3 жыл бұрын

Cold as ice! 😆👍

@treasureseeker8489

3 жыл бұрын

THE "JACKASS" ....Is AOC!!!

@thothheartmaat2833

2 жыл бұрын

my horse face girl...

yucky joke

Not funny

The painstaking sundial scilly wave because popcorn ontogenetically save across a unique scarecrow. overconfident, willing flesh

@wrz5468

3 жыл бұрын

Yes obviously roller skates work best behind sundials ⚡️

Good singer, but a Big AO as a person.......

That's so bad, it's good!