One kid didn't do thier homework, because they had to go to the sewer to find something they lost, ended up fighting the rat king, which lead them to mysterious pipe network that took them to the cat parlour where they trained mice all day. They lost track of time, and had to bellyflop back up the pipe while singing the turtle song. They chased down the mad paper men, got lost and somehow ended up back at school. Yes seriusly, this was a wild excuse and it worked. The teacher just dismissed the issue. Nobody could believe the kid got away with this, so of course, naturally, the rest of the classmates tried this all week, and caused all kinds of trouble lol

@Sir_JackBoi

25 күн бұрын

Bro☠️

@1x-carl-the-npc-2x

Күн бұрын

if i did that, my teacher would stare at me

Racing the teacher to complete the homework is absolute mad, that kid is smarter than that teacher.

@legthieff

Ай бұрын

I just say “I don’t do it.”

@Jetixiscool

29 күн бұрын

HI 0:10 0:11 0:11 0:11

@Jetixiscool

29 күн бұрын

Um

I was playing gorilla tag and pretending to be HENRY. I was somehow able to form a cult of 5 HENRYS and recruit a cat whose name was 'KITTY'

@ram_stick_samurai

29 күн бұрын

absolute madlad.

@WhisperingWiltshire

28 күн бұрын

now we just need someone to pretend to be Archie

my dog died, i told my teacher, still got a detention i still hate that teacher now

@IMinaAshidolover

14 күн бұрын

Poor you

@PaperBagEntertainment

14 сағат бұрын

…RIP random dog Also mine RIP: 3 dogs 2 fish

One time I had 17 different pieces of homework in one day and it all had to be done in 3 days....yes seriously. I managed to get all 16 pieces done since it was small....I used break and free periods to help. I left the math one until last since I hate math, but of course, I never got around to doing it. It did help when the teacher didn't turn up. I thought I'd be lucky, but no, he still turned up, demanded homework to be collected, but couldn't stay long. I ended up with a three week lunch time detention because ''being busy with other homework'' was not an excuse. So I ended up doing it during the lunch hour and when it was over, he just ripped it up into pieces lol. ''You waste my time, I waste yours'' came a response. Teachers are mean and stupid half the time

“My dog ate my homework” I took a picture of the ripped up shreds everywhere, the thing is I don’t have a dog, I just got bored so I started ripping up my homework 😂😂

‘’WELCOME BACK TO THE KZread’ Never Gets Old

@JacksonDoveyt

29 күн бұрын

IKR

They set it as tasks on an app nowadays- I’ve had 3 consecutive power cuts and have gotten in so much trouble bc they think it’s an excuse :/

One time, my cat was sleeping on my homework books and wouldn't budge...unfortunately that excuse never worked...even with the muddy paw prints

6:25 happened to me but with one of those primary school reading books

6:47 It’s Me! Bro said I was a legend- the reason for my arm being amputated: It was because of a car accident that caused 5th degree burns. I’m fine though 👍

@CHEESE-_-QUEEN

29 күн бұрын

YESSS IT’S THE LEGEND HIMSELF!! Seriously, this idiot is the friend I was talking about in that comment 💀

@luigiloujoy

29 күн бұрын

​@@CHEESE-_-QUEENnice xd

@PaperBagEntertainment

14 сағат бұрын

5th degree burns? I thought the max was 3rd degree burns

Literally every girl who’s parents are divorced says ”oh I left it at my dads house and I am at my mums ate the moment” even though their parents sometimes weren’t even divorced💀

Genuine true event: I did my maths homework, I left it on the kitchen table overnight, my cat peed on it, I took it in anyway

“Period Blood on it”😂😂😂

@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock

27 күн бұрын

It's not that funny, it's kind of grim tbh

@paraneetharanthillairasa5850

25 күн бұрын

LOL

@AuditorButAussie

24 күн бұрын

You yes_im.a-lordpeacock I agree.

@Khushi.Dhillon-Francis

23 күн бұрын

@@AuditorButAussiejust tap the three dots to reply

@user-ys6eb9lx9v

18 күн бұрын

​@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacockyeah, and you shouldn't really be joking about it, it really hurts, and is the worst week of each month, boys always act really annoying about it, I hate it, stop laughing at it.

the guy i was meant to copy from died got my laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the kids excuse for not handing in their geography homework was “It was dark in my room” that is not a joke he actually said that

Okay, one time in high school, I missed a few homework assignments. I told the same excuse to all of them. The excuse was that my mom ate it. (Idk what the hell 13 year old me was on 💀)

@FloppyTheFloppah

Ай бұрын

you were in high school at 13?

@St4ry_BFDI

Ай бұрын

@@FloppyTheFloppah yh. Im British 👍👍

@FloppyTheFloppah

Ай бұрын

@@St4ry_BFDI O oke

3:09 “You have to be human for those to apply” 😂

My friend has been told to put the homework in the class room. The teacher said “Jamal! Go put the s4 homework in my room please.” Jamal put it in his bag and then broke into the teachers house and put it in his room. Next day the teacher was asking him “Jamal! Why the f@ck you break in to my house!?” Jamal said “😮 you told me to put the homework in your room.”

@Molly_and_Hugo

26 күн бұрын

Just 👏👏👏

@Molly_and_Hugo

26 күн бұрын

She did say put it in her room-

@Master-Kid09

26 күн бұрын

@@Molly_and_Hugotrue 😂 can’t believe that actually happened!

@Molly_and_Hugo

25 күн бұрын

@@Master-Kid09 That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard 🤣👏 He wasn’t wrong Hahahah! I would die if my friend did that 🤣

@Master-Kid09

25 күн бұрын

@@Molly_and_Hugo Jamal Is the g lol 😂

'My rabbit chewed it up' and then i actually showed a picture of him chewing it 😂😂😂

I once said to my history teacher that A Ferrari had run over my homework. He started shouting at me until I pulled out a Piece of paper with tyre marks on it. I still got told off😮😮😮😮😮😮

@LoganCale_on_Yt

24 күн бұрын

That teacher is not ok

@AnUnknownStar

20 күн бұрын

@@LoganCale_on_Ythe probably doesn’t like to be proven wrong 😭

Henry why did your pterodactyl eat your homework?

@PaperBagEntertainment

14 сағат бұрын

Teacher: how did your really alive creature, known as a pet, a species called ‘Henry’ eat a piece of paper, that you have to do maths on at a place where you sleep, called home, called homework

Teacher : do home work in hospital Student : I’m dying in hospital

Someone in my class said that their grandad has dementia and ate their homework thinking it was food 😂 the got away with it

One of the excuses from the trouble maker in my school was "I had to smell my nans feet" 😂

You know it’s a good day when jjeverret uploads

In year two my teacher got so impatient with telling us to read though our homework before doing it that one time at the end of the homework she added a line saying “don’t do this homework” a bunch of kids literally got in trouble for doing their homework. 😂

@roselinuddin255

24 күн бұрын

That’s the experience in year two (I’m in year two and I’ve seen and felt this experience before)

In my school , we need to do spelling tests for the words in our homework, so I always said I need to practice my spelling, the fun bit is an always get away , so I haven’t hand it in for 9 weeks straight

" my parents divorced" JJ just laughs...

“HI THERE JJ EVERETT ROSES WELCOME BACK TO THE KZread!” never gets old

Once I said my sister sold it on eBay!😂😂😂

I said to the teacher “your lesson is pointless and so is the homework that’s why I didn’t do it “

The thumbnail scared the shit outta me 💀

love you man

Excuse to use: dropped it out the car window onto a bridge, then they went to get it and the bridge fell down before they could

My friend just said I was playing siege, I said “my dog sold it on eBay and I tried to get it back but Elon musk thought it was so good he bought it for a trillion dollars” 💀 rip welsh homework

Too funny like always

Thanks for the mention mate ❤

My friend said someone got a life in it love😂😂😂😂

I said i was tired to my english teachef she said fair enough😂

3:49 is my excuse because i have lacrosintolerence and i can just say "my lactosintorlerance gave me diarrehia and i had a to big of a tummy ache to do it"

For the diarrhoea one, I have IBS so it would work miraculously for me!

All of this is so relateble

WHEY THATS ME Feels surreal to see, thanks for featuring me

Once I made an excuse I said my homework went on holiday. Got away with it.

It’s kind of weird that he doesn’t have his golden play button and he has 1 million subscribers

@oos-fk2iw

Ай бұрын

It is because I actually dont know😭

Some Girl told the teacher my Laptop got hacked But When She Gave The teacher The Laptop Battery Died

My only asscuse is that "THERES HOMEWORK" i forget theres homework for maths

I once said a dinosaur ate my homework

one kid once made the excuse of 'i thought it was edible' he got away with it to

One day I was getting told off for not doing my homework and my mates jumped on top of my teacher's desk and was chanting we don't give a shit we don't give a shit about the homework instead of me going to the head teacher he did he was a absolute legend

Yes a new it so good only 4 minutes ago

" I got period blood on it" "Simon, you are a guy."

Hiiiiiiiii love your vids Been a fan since the first vidio

My mum picked up funeral papers for my grandad instead of my BODMAS Papers so teacher just let me of

3:06 jjeverettrose called dyslexic people thick😮

@GeordieStevens

29 күн бұрын

Yea, that was crazy’

My homework ate my dog💀

@kacperdolega8771

26 күн бұрын

My wrokdog ate my home☠️

Ayo hamsters can store alot in there cheeks 5:09

My maths teacher legit came to my bedside in the hospital to collect the homework- 💀

Well imagine if someone said my dad is in hospital every day the teacher asked you why he is in hospital after a week and you said...he is a doctor...lol

You should do a video about school meals

At least there is leas marking for the teacher.

Just thought of this excuse... I was doing my homework outside but my sibling poured a bucket of water all over me and completely soaked my homework

At my school if you say I wasn’t there when the homework was set the teacher would say “WeLL yOU ShOULd HAvE LOokED On TEAms

@JJEverettRose just a question what school did u get that tie from because its the same tie as my primary school tie

Once I said my brother put my homework on eBay and I wasn’t the highest bidder my teacher was laughing but I still had to do it

‘My cat was sick’ not my cat was sick ON it, just ‘my cat was sick’ 😭

Was nervous about my exams so I started anxiously tapping my legs together under the desk (It sounds weird, I hope you know what I mean). The teacher thought I was tapping the girls leg next to me and yelled, "STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE!', the whole class started laughing and I still haven't been able to get away from thinking about it. 😅

1:46 the name 🪦🪦🪦

@4p1x

25 күн бұрын

help.

Still relatively early, always enjoy your vids

this is very funny in year eight i had done my geograpthy homework but my puppy ate it I had to take a photo of it as proof so the teacher knew I was not making it up.

we need more teacher character lore !!!

Biggest fan here 35th my guy ❤! ! 4 Mins in!

I came here to laugh not get insulted for being a yr 7 😂

Bro if we say we left our homework at home then we get detention😭😭

Hi love ur channel❤

MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There was a guy in my class who once after he got in trouble for running an instrument said he ran because he thought they were getting chased by chickens

A kid in the year below me got it wrong and they said that their homework ate their cat. Didn't realise until too late

Someone in my school I'm a Yr 7 pulled the fire alarm to make the teacher forget about the homework 😅😅😅

Your super funny man continue

Somebody in our class said I’ve got a peanut butter sandwich and so and she believes it

We should do the time teachers made themselves look like fools. Like if u agree

When i was 14, my brother was 8. My mum owns a company, my dad is an actor (don't wanna say his name) but i had to look after my brother a lot, so i barely had time

My teacher said why haven’t you done you’re homework I said because you swore at me mid teach he said well you better do it I said no you’re giving me extra break as well because if you do try and make me I will tell the principal you swore I got extra break but told the principal anyway because he was the kind of guy that tried to make you’re day worse which he did and everyone hated him i became a legend 🎉

Watching this vid made me realise that I have 3 months in geography homework due tomorrow but the homework is in a booklet that I lost

Speaking of getting stuff stuck in your ear I put some beads in my ear when I was 4 and had to go to hospital for my first and my only operation that I have had

Good vid, keep them up

Do a part 2

I said I left my fish fingers by the paper and Henry ate both of them

A boy in my class told the teacher his pet hippopotamus ate his homework…

I told my teacher the home work link took me to a Japanese resaling video

My mate said when he lost his homework it Flew away.

My best one was when I threw my laptop out the window and was thus unable to do teams

Some one in my class said that his dog ate his homework (he said the day b4 he didn't have a dog) (his mate aparranyly has a dog called ruffus) in year 2🤣🤣🤣

good thing i dont have to use excuses my school doesnt give out homework and when they do they ask us if we want to do it and if we dont wanna do it then we dont have to i aint complaining

My sheep once ate my homework

bro should have seen mine the excuse was i was having fun time with your daughter sir

Once someone said that the dog ate the homework and the dog literally ate their homework

my dog has actually eaten my homework