Funniest 911 Call Ever
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The funniest 911 call ever emerges from the archives of the Toronto Police Department's 19th Division. Follow us on Twitter: @hunter_collins & @FThatNoise_com
Note: now that we've cracked 1 million views, we want to firstly thank everyone who's watched, liked, shared and subscribed!
It's also time to acknowledge all you little Sherlock Holmes Juniors out there who've deduced that the video is "fake". Congratulations. I guess it's fake if you consider sketches fake. This is something we wrote.
And for the record, the two voices are played by two different people: Hunter Collins & Vince Mannella. We have plenty of other killer vids on our channel. Thanks and enjoy!
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Weird how the dispatcher and the caller have the same voice...... Not like its fake or anything....
@patrickclark3337
8 жыл бұрын
It says it's a sketch in the description box below.
@kasperdomagala4544
5 жыл бұрын
No shit sherlock, any more cases need to be solved?
@SH-tw9vx
5 жыл бұрын
Simon Ritchie woosh
@Citrix_
5 жыл бұрын
It couldn't be?
@leeloodesebat941
4 жыл бұрын
Also says it's two different people.
DONT CARE IF ITS FAKE OR NOT ITS STILL FUNNY LMFAO XD
It's obviously staged, but you can't even imagine how hard I was laughing when I thought it was real xD
@scourgeofbloodclan3154
5 жыл бұрын
XD same i was laughing so hard
@Two_Smoke_Racing
5 жыл бұрын
I was dieng lol
@swagymicswagger
5 жыл бұрын
Undim I was laughing so hard
@morningsleepyhead1412
5 жыл бұрын
@@scourgeofbloodclan3154 same
@littlejackmarston3927
3 жыл бұрын
420 likes on this comment, balanced as all things should be
I want an animation of this NOW.
@jonpaul3949
6 жыл бұрын
Alora Price fuckin yeeeesssssss
@robertandrew5328
5 жыл бұрын
I will pay anyone who animates this 1000 dollars
@TheWitchThatLikesSandwiches
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking on animating this
@1800stfulilhoe
5 жыл бұрын
Alora Price you probably laugh at lame ass slapstick too, this was dumb.
@echo2538
5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaasss
OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!! XD "Hmmmm I wonder if I can find a couple more of these babies around?" XD
"She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?" I don't care if this is fake, this needs to be on a shirt or something.
@dazritebb411
9 жыл бұрын
Defiantly. Omi lore I died
@dazritebb411
9 жыл бұрын
I would so buy that shirt o3o
@NoName-hn4rn
9 жыл бұрын
Haha! Stop, stop, I'm gonna pee! 😂😂😂
@CampRock655
8 жыл бұрын
+(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)BecauseICan( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) LOOOL
@kaerunokao
8 жыл бұрын
+(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)BecauseICan( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) FUCK. YES. OMFG i just peed
* It was sitting on the curb, like it was tired" lmao
This is fake dispatchers don't talk like this
@michaelcantu6071
9 жыл бұрын
No Fucking Shit Sherlock
@aksnowman4455
9 жыл бұрын
Sherlock is not my name sorry
@Derpyface7722
6 жыл бұрын
its a joke video
@Derpyface7722
6 жыл бұрын
he is thay dont talk like this this is just to make you luagh
@darleneprice7352
6 жыл бұрын
AkSnow Man right
Fake, but still was funny as hell.
@phantomveterinarian8459
9 жыл бұрын
No shot Sherlock read the description
@alicebrown9034
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomveterinarian8459 I do not believe the insolence was necessary, sir/madam.
Thanks a lot! This is a sketch I wrote with a pal. Some people still feel inexplicably compelled to comment on how it's fake however. But it isn't fake so much as it's a work of fiction. Thanks for the sub! Party hard!
I can't breathe!!! 😂😂😂
@selenabryant907
8 жыл бұрын
me too
@chickengod3957
8 жыл бұрын
In watching this in the middle of the night with my little sister asleep in the bed across the room... I am trying so hard not to laugh right now...
@alexm1174
8 жыл бұрын
+R Datta. same except I don't have a sister
@XTDemonXTRoyerTheDemon
8 жыл бұрын
+Foxy459 same btw ur vids are awsome!
@unfrxy7765
6 жыл бұрын
911 whats youre emergency?
this is fake but fucking hilarious
The caller and the dispatcher are in the same room? Wow! Fast response time!
@TheNjones37
10 жыл бұрын
Nah, the tape was found in the basement and some dude was probably fooling around with officers.
@Poop-nu1so
10 жыл бұрын
Nick Jones Emergency Response Videos Unless the dispatcher was 15 years old, I really doubt it.
@TheNjones37
10 жыл бұрын
The dispatcher in the video sounds legit to me, the way he's speaking sounds like a professional dispatcher. like I said, 911 Prank Call.
@melissathibodeau1423
10 жыл бұрын
Nick Jones Emergency Response Videos dude your an idiot if you didn't realize its the same person. same exact voice. BUT if its not the same person. have you ever called 911?they NEVER talk like that. never. they speak way more professionally
@TheNjones37
10 жыл бұрын
I have called 911 and I've been to 2 dispatch centers (Bensalem Police and Bucks County Dispatch). I know what I'm talking about.
could be fake but funny as hell
@CoolCarlos
10 жыл бұрын
Yep. COULD be fake. HA. More like "Even though its fake its soo funny"
This is the funniest KZread video I've ever seen
I love the thing about them having an almost friendly conversation about the severed male anatomy! It's hilarious! I know it's fake, but-come on! LOL!
"Hmmm i wonder where i can find a couple more of these babies around" Lmao
''Oh, that's gross. The dog just licked it'' ''NO WAY!'' xD This is so funny. xD
Fake or Real, funny as shit man, my mum walked into my room and just stared at me while i was listening to it and then went to my dad shut the door to the office and litterally asked my dad if i was gay... I MEAN WTF MUM!?!?
Ok, I know this is fake but it's hilarious!! 😂
One of the funniest bits l ever heard in my life!!!! It beats the "copper clapper caper"!
@stabbamonroll
3 жыл бұрын
The what
@alandunstan5485
3 жыл бұрын
@@stabbamonroll The legendary sketch on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson with Johnny and TV's Dragnet's Jack Webb, performed on February 20, 1968. Video is available on KZread.
I love how the dispatcher talks with himXD
11 years ago, this was posted. And it still makes me cry laugh. Epic!!!
Obviously fake, but funny as hell!
i laughed really hard at "ball wires"
I like how the dispatcher was intrigued also😂No way!
Oh My God!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 That's the best thing to stumble across at 3 in the morning!!! when I say thing, I meant video not a "thingie" lol. Absolutely Hilarious and gracefully done lol. Can't wait to see or hear more!
THIS IS THE MOST BEYOND FUNNIEST VIDEO. (cried laughing)
Fake. Fake. Fake
@Sarah-wr5sm
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is fake. but it's funny to XD
@naisu4666
10 жыл бұрын
Its really obvious its fake.
@MMedic23
10 жыл бұрын
So there was actually a possiblity of people making a comedy album from real calls? Yeah, right.
@QuietCreeper1324
10 жыл бұрын
Yea its fake but really funny!
@Trijuh
10 жыл бұрын
or maybe that's how Canadian 911 calls go
Caller: I found a dick. Operator: XD
It says it is fake. Read the discription.
@picklesonticklestone5220
5 жыл бұрын
But it's still funny af
@stanglifemike
5 жыл бұрын
Description should also state it's only funny to those with the maturity level of a 5 year old
@wizzo183
3 жыл бұрын
stanglifemike Hey can you not?
I love how the voices just sound so monotone and so basic that its so easy to animate 2 characters with it
It's like midnight for me right now. Do any of you guys know how hard it is not to laugh at this when my families asleep?! XD
I got lost in youtube, someone help..
“.... it has one ball” Fricking kill me lmao 😂
Idgaf if this is fake it's still funny as hell
@ilikeboys2944
4 жыл бұрын
No 👏 fucking 👏 shit 👏
"She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper? Guy should do fucking poetry, GENIOUS!!!
This might be fake, but in this world, people are really stupid and this might actually happen.
@609willy
10 жыл бұрын
The point of the fake was so it was funny and so he didn't have to call 911 and get in shit loads of trouble
Caller: She's kicking at a little Operator: Why does everyone do that? Scene is the best hahaha
"She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?" That caught me off guard and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life 😂😂
The caller is like fucking deadpool😂So what if it's fake,it's still funny
i would be alot funnier if this actually happened XD
I don' t care if this is fake, it' s hilarious😂
I have watched this video like 100 times and it gets me EVERY TIME!!! :D ITS SOOO DANG FUNNY!
this sounds like the dialogue for an early (seasons 1 to 3) red vs blue scene.
This is sooooo real!! Omg I hope the Dog got home okay.....
@carlpainter2474
10 жыл бұрын
your the stupidest person if you think this is real!!!! You must live up north!!!
@fatzomby1833
10 жыл бұрын
carl Painter seriously carl? do you honestly think that stuck was serious? And if he lived up north, by comparison, you must live in Norway.....
@ShimiLovesGaming
10 жыл бұрын
carl Painter wow you obviously don't know the meaning of "sarcasm"
@fivedollarmixtape3791
10 жыл бұрын
WOW CARL not all people who live up north are stupid you know. I live in MN and I'm fine.
@fluchterschoen
10 жыл бұрын
carl Painter Oh Carl, God Bless you! You poor wee soul. You should get tested for something. I don't know what. Just *_something_*.
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day
I don't care if it's fake or real, this is hilarious and some of the quotes need to be on t-shirts.
Most average 911 Call Ever
Me as an operator lmao
I don't care how fake this is, it's freakin hilarious XD
Thank you for the humor!!! Love it....make more!!! Maybe with animations to go with it!! 💯
As if that call ever actually happened
@kallistarehder5438
10 жыл бұрын
It's for comedy
@fluffituffz4754
10 жыл бұрын
someone without a dick would say that :3
@carl-janslabbert7051
10 жыл бұрын
Haha
Can you post more of these skits?
i love it how the police man just goes along with it 😂😂 funny as 😝😝
This is hilarious😂😂😂
@isaiahmj499
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr the funniest shit I ever saw 😂😂😂
Fake but funny
@maniakplayzgames
10 жыл бұрын
Lol I just said that then u scrolled down and saw that XD
@ilikeboys2944
4 жыл бұрын
No 👏 fucking 👏 shit 👏
This sounds like a conversation a marvel movie would have XD
The running at the end is what got me 🤣🤣😂🤣
You know its the same dude talking, the operater and the other dude! -_- listen carefully the operater has the same high pitched voice!
@huntercomedy
10 жыл бұрын
Read the full description.
@kianroberson8154
9 жыл бұрын
+Tim Francis ---->the joke You're head
Lol this was SO funny
Wtf?HAHAHAHAH i'm Totaly sharing this vid!I laughed my chest out 😂😂😂😂😂 balls!
funniest 911 call i ever heard so far... nice one.
I laughed soo hard :'DDD I cried my eyes out
LMFAO 2:37 killed me jajajaja😂😄😂😄😂😄
lmfao I know this was fake but it was *hilarious!* 😂😂
I woke up my parents by laughing so loud at this. Guess I shouldn’t have been on this at midnight though
This isn't real....There's not a chance
this is too funny
THEIR All SO FUNNY DAMMM THANK YOU FOR THAT HOMMIE I NEEDED TO LAUGH :-*
It dosent matter if it’s fake it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Sorry but is THIS fake?
this is good subject material saturday night live
This is golden....
I know this is fake, but this is f****ng hilarious.
what the fuck did i just listen too!?
@CrazyOtaku5
10 жыл бұрын
yeah...o.0
fake. but funny
OMFG! Now that was some funny shit!! I can't stop laughing! "a quicker dicker picker upper" Now every time I see a "Bounty paper towels" commercial I am going to laugh my ass off!
I don't know how did i get here... But i don't regret anything. Im laughing so hard. xd
😂😅😅😂 Never laugh so much and only me awake in my house at this time in the night.
I know it's fake but this is funny as fuck😂
WHY IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR
This is obviously fake, but it's extremely hilarious. Thank you for making my day. :D
So fake but hilarious
@XboxOriginal1321
6 жыл бұрын
Lukas Zigon lmao
This was a good thing to come to after listening to 911 calls of people being raped and murdered.
@tableforone2776
6 жыл бұрын
lorderik237 i know right?
Hahahaha best thing I've ever seen on KZread so far that's so funny I'm dieing lol
It took me 20 minutes to find this vid but i finnaly found it again!!! Time to erase my search history!
is this fake cause the operator was too funny
@miawoo3957
8 жыл бұрын
yes it was all fake. A real operator would never waste his time on that stuff when there could be other emergencies with people that need real help and fast. In the video you could hear the operator acting clueless and kind of joking around while a real one would probably hang up and think they were pranking them.
OMG I DYING!!! XD I THINK I PEED MY PANT A LITTLE!!! --------------Karley MowBray--------------
@darkbabe5726
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr
You don’t know how much I wish this was real!
And the video lives up to its name
They sound like smosh
@ltphxyx6819
6 жыл бұрын
lorden clevmen i thought they sounded like church and maybe tucker or wash from red vs blue
FAKE.....but funny
This is such a good childhood memory
Wow....just..wow I'm literally crying this is hilarious! Imagine if this was real tho! Lol
Caller: “As in a schlong. It’s right here on the ground.” Operator: “Just out in the middle of the street?” Caller: “Well no, it’s kind of propped up against the curb. Like it’s tired or something.” I literally laughed out loud! Haha 😂🤣
It's so faaaakee
@TheMrBMH
9 жыл бұрын
Thank you captain obvious...
@loldontknow6382
9 жыл бұрын
i know
@ozzyaarseth
9 жыл бұрын
funny tho
@smgd2615
9 жыл бұрын
Jnx
@MrDagcode
9 жыл бұрын
Rrreeeeaaaaadddd tthhheeeee dddeeesssccrrriiipppttiiiooonnn!!!!!!
This is so hilarious "oh she's kicking it now" 🤣🤣🤣
No just Pigeons now, the rats made off with the shaft.. literally 😂🤣
Fakeeeeeee. Well I dunno but some parts sounded like it was fake.
@TheHochstetter
10 жыл бұрын
It's meant to be fake dumb butt
@TheNjones37
10 жыл бұрын
Adam Hochstetter Seems legit to me, I'm a Police explorer in PA, sounds like a dude pulling a prank call on 911
@TheEnigmaticKasai
10 жыл бұрын
Nick Jones Emergency Response Videos It actually says in the description that it's a comedy sketch
@imawinner2129
10 жыл бұрын
It said its fake, but it's still sooooo funny