Has ANYONE in this story heard of a police officer? Holy fuck.

@ehabgames-6397

25 күн бұрын

Dude, SAME

@jonah666

25 күн бұрын

I like that they ain’t using police

@michaelsaine

25 күн бұрын

imma be honest, what got me was "the under over pump"

@vic7694

24 күн бұрын

the story would literally be over in 30 seconds

@aiieeee5166

24 күн бұрын

I literally got to about 2:30 and was like … that’s what the police are for

*When i'm in a lying competition and my opponent is a Redditor: 😱*

@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@I_LOVE_OLIVIA_RODRIGO-_-

25 күн бұрын

bahahahah

@grahamlikesfood

25 күн бұрын

Fr but honestly no matter how untrue they are I will still watch them because they are entertaining lol

@NarcissisticGreek

25 күн бұрын

@@grahamlikesfoodfrr

@Yume-AW

24 күн бұрын

I think I’m the only Redditor who can’t win a lying competition

I swear even wattpad writer can write a more realistic story than this 💀

@kemo-taffy

5 сағат бұрын

wrong

"For those who have been by my house" Hes not lying guys, its confusing every time im over there

@YourLocalTransSolangleoTherian

25 күн бұрын

Oh shi-

@BLAH_BLAH_BLA782

23 күн бұрын

What the fuck-

@ryandarling-cd9yx

23 күн бұрын

???

nice creative writing project

@Whiteman18277

25 күн бұрын

Ik right!!!!

@racheloakes9153

25 күн бұрын

😂 lol

@alexiscool1304

25 күн бұрын

Little bit violent tho

@alexiscool1304

25 күн бұрын

B

@anather7073

24 күн бұрын

Not really

Document, call the cops, and never respond. No one thought of doing these things

@coffeelink943

25 күн бұрын

Story man.. at the end it’s entertaining i guess

Tf is actually happening in this dumb story

@TheAdministratorSCPF

25 күн бұрын

This may be just a karma farm

@ItsValaki

25 күн бұрын

how did sean go from real to josie 😭

@Vindictator1972

25 күн бұрын

It’s a fever dream but it’s fucking piss easy to follow. Josie made almost everyone in Maryland up, Sean’s just a dude she paid to do a job.

@skittlestheninjapanda4823

24 күн бұрын

​@@Vindictator1972so... Josie is insane?

@Tries_To_Draw

24 күн бұрын

It’s a good story

"April fools!"

@cubicillusion2674

25 күн бұрын

its may that is the sad part

@Yume-AW

24 күн бұрын

@@cubicillusion2674aww :(

@heartutube

22 күн бұрын

@@cubicillusion2674 fr 😭

Getting kidnapped 40 times in a year isnt kidnapping anymorew

@elizabetharcher8762

9 күн бұрын

Tell that to princess peach!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

'emo skinny butt' I choked on my drink-

@MummaQuan

22 күн бұрын

Read this right as he said it 😂

Technically you cheated on Josie with Josie. You cheated on one of her personas with another one of her personas.

interesting when is the book coming out?

@LadyRoeanna

25 күн бұрын

LMAO

@leafythesylveon8220

25 күн бұрын

@@LadyRoeannaw pfp

@LadyRoeanna

25 күн бұрын

@@leafythesylveon8220 electro pfp gang 🗣🗣

@TigerFucker

23 күн бұрын

I'd watch the movie

@ishant_mankar05

19 күн бұрын

W pfp bro love it 😂

Don’t get me wrong Jacob was a crazy person, but I think it was the narrators fault for practically cheating and starting it anyway then fully blaming it on Jacob

@TheImperiumEmpire552

24 күн бұрын

Jacob isn't even real

@QBisgone

24 күн бұрын

@@TheImperiumEmpire552 no shit

@itzyourfriendlyneighbourho8863

24 күн бұрын

​@@QBisgonesupposedly Jacob, zackery and all of the gang members are all josie, josie had stirred the pot for her amusement.

@Stickle_n

24 күн бұрын

Real the narrators so annoying and it’s honestly just dumb

@Kokichi_is_not_dead

24 күн бұрын

​@@Stickle_nthen... WHY ARE YOU HERE

Wow is this the plot for a new film ?

Redditors try not to lie challenge (LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE)( WILL FAIL)‼️‼️‼️

“I became a Satanist” OKEY, Ebony Dementia Darkeness Ravenway 🙄

Wattpad story's be like:

@clayberry24

24 күн бұрын

nah, wattpad is better than this

what is it with people named Jacob being assholes... 🙄

@MummaQuan

22 күн бұрын

I know 3 different Jacob’s & all 3 are total assholes!

@Charlotte_editss

20 күн бұрын

Idk my sis dated a man named Jacob and he was and @$$hole

@Lunar0848

14 күн бұрын

DUDE FRRRR! my friend dated a Jacob and he asked her out for a dare and was planning to break up with her for months

Well you shouldn't of cheated I guess shit

WTF is happening , i cant keep track of everything thats happening , like holy sh*t bro

absolute YAP, this is not real one bit

Welcome to another episode of; "Things that didn't fucking happen" 😊

@Tanjirokamado938

21 күн бұрын

Bro that joke was so funny that I all most woke my family up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cyanide7837

21 күн бұрын

@@Tanjirokamado938 😂Glad I could make you laugh, but boy are you lucky to not have died lol 😅

she also put on a costume and grabbed a gun to shoot you? Damn thats crazy

great story but why did you completely cut out the begining of the story where the narrator tells there parents there gay and the parents shun them then they nearly wanna like kill themself and then meets jacob and falls in love with his ex it was all in the short but not in the video

"And to get them back, I became a Satanist" GOT ME DEAD😭

So we go from people he’s met to just being Josie???

@rainberry8464

24 күн бұрын

he never met them mentioned a couple of times that his relationship with Zachary was long distance and he also never met jacob or wtv his name was, the supposed crazy ex

@That1trapshooter

24 күн бұрын

@@rainberry8464 but Zachary lived with them for like a month

@rainberry8464

23 күн бұрын

@@That1trapshooter no that was Josie the girl who was all the others too

Seems like a real drama queen.

Wait hold on, you’re telling me you thought this guy was the “love of your life” and you’d never met him? You thought he died and didn’t attend a funeral? Yeah….I don’t buy it

Satanism is just wow.

@iamflower798

25 күн бұрын

Got me clicking off the video because of being one 😭

@criert135

25 күн бұрын

Satan loves you!

@Tristan_JK

25 күн бұрын

Literally it kinda freaked me out😅

@gtdc4685

25 күн бұрын

I don’t claim him

@Yume-AW

24 күн бұрын

That’s what I’m saying like that’s scary 😭

I’m freaking lost

This fanfic ahh story

The plot of this story came to this guy in a drunken day dream.

why tf did bro become a satanist to get back at his parents like tf???

For anyone that didn't finish the story, supposedly, OP states that Jacob, Zackery and the gang had never really existed, josie was every single one of them, she made them up in order to fuck with a girl that was bullying her before sinking her teeth into OP

i know its not real but i feel represented as a self harmer who is bi. Finding someone who makes these days worth living is all i need

@Chloe-jl6jo

23 күн бұрын

Giiirl are you okey??

Bro lives in a movie

The My Immortal of Reddit 😂

I mean, they're fault for cheating. Jacob is yes, over doing it but I think it is necessary for revenge

alternate title: why to be a homosexual

The level of insanity this girl has is just fucking insane!! Are we sure this is not Joker's girlfriend?

@davyspencergaming8655

17 күн бұрын

This is a dude.

5:17 oh you know it's good when they call it a little toy and say to bring it back with as little red on it as they can you know they're going to be a boy or girl boss😂

This story is so fantastical I was wondering, what kind of gang is this? How is one man kidnapping another man and taking “advantage” him what?! Oh, and don’t get me started being kidnapped over 40 times at that point it’s an excursion he wants to be kidnapped. He’s looking forward to the next time. And then I figured OP is also a man it all clicked. This is a Telenovela.🤣🤣😂😂

I don’t know how to feel about this

This is just bad... it has to be in the realm of reality for it to be entertaining atleast 😅

This Should Be A Movie On Netflix

Jesus Christ

When I’m in the most ungrateful person and story competition and my opponent is this girl. This guy saved his girls life but she was ungrateful and decided to betray him and date his friend.

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

It’s a dude. He’s GAY

No sound!

(Posted before the end) I'm sure this is fiction, but to suspend disbelief: this whole kerfuffle could've been avoided with polyamory. 🤷🏽 I'm just saying, mono isn't for everyone, and if poly weren't socially condemned, a lot of people would be free to have more fulfilling relationships.

Fresh Tea 🍵

@gtdc4685

25 күн бұрын

☕️ coffee

@kiko485

12 күн бұрын

@@gtdc4685 Fine wine🍷

6:49 okay I'll let you know that guy didn't want to un alive him or his family he just wanted to meet the dude in person and to see if he would act like a wimp or a bad ass

Erm what the sigma

@MeliacPropulsionLaboratory

25 күн бұрын

That’s what I said

@ismingo4264

25 күн бұрын

@@MeliacPropulsionLaboratorysay on skibidi

@gtdc4685

25 күн бұрын

What the gyat

Okay, this story is out there. I see many people saying that it didn't happen. Creative writing. I'm more in the "didn't happen" camp. Or yes it did happen,just not all of it. Catfishers are no joke. Now as for this story,if the part where the guy showed up to end OP and his family is true. Also that the gal now lives close by. If all that is true, OP's in danger. She isn't done. That is if any of that is true.

Do you watch a movie thinking it's real? This is the same shit just with zero budget

I expected this to happen in Maryland

the moment i heard “kidnapped”, i didn’t doubt the comments for a second

Bring the war to his door step got me dying

It’s the OP’s fault lmao

The end thou I was flabbergasted bro major plot twist 😅

My brain cant handle all that... I'm so confused and conflicted and it didn't even happen to me 😅😢

The OP brought it upon himself.

This story is like holllyyy!!!😮 It’s crazy!

why is everyone hating on this story this shit is banger and im totally stealing this

Average Reddit story

@Yume-AW

24 күн бұрын

True, most times I’ll see stories like this on Reddit

I know this cannot be real, but HOLY SHIT THATS CRAZY- Thats an awesome book premise.

This should be a gid dam series

I wonder when is chapter 2 coming out

When is this film dropping?

This sounds like a shitty fanfic someone would make in 2013, although without a goofy ahh wereworlf transformation

Hello

Bruh I swear I've heard stories EXACTLY like this from emo kids back when I was in Middle School 💀 I even heard of a story where this guy I went to school with was in a biker gang and had stabbed people and had his own motorcycle. Bro was like 13, why they gotta lie and why is it always the edgy emo kids

Does this guy not know what a f****** policeman or a lawyer is😂😮

If lifetime movie channel was a Reddit post

What the actual f, who's side should I side on? One being a messed up friend group that betrays the dude, while the other is the dude that is a crazy up-spaghetti man that hired a hit man. HAH?

"after six months with Jacob" six months and this guy saved your life? lol what a load of bs NEXT

Cool story. Which platform, Wattpad? Reddit?

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

Reddit

Woah

lmao I’ll take “Yeah…that totally happened” for $500. Seriously though…it’s seriously so painfully cringey that it HAD to have been written by a 6th grader. Especially to use the name “Chazz.” I seriously have second hand embarrassment for this OP.

Chaz seams like the nices guy

Dang! Not even the first comment 6 min in!

I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE FULL VIDEO HOLY SHORT

Alternate title: why u shouldn't do online dating

@Skylar_candova

23 күн бұрын

Alternate tiltle: My english teacher asked us to try creative writing

Great yap waiting for the next yap session

Hi

Shi- this would make a good movie

Hiii 23 mins!

The story of my grandpa going to school is more real than this

What in the 12 year old misunderstood wattpad tumblr user is this

Best

Wait a second does that mean that she never actually met any of these people I'm just thought they were real oh my god that is meantal her friend is a nutbag

Intreasting when is the moive comming out

So many things about this story don't make any sense

Average Netflix show

Help

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

Nuh uh

Welp What the f*ck did I just listen too?

@gtdc4685

25 күн бұрын

How many drugs were involved

@YourLocalTransSolangleoTherian

25 күн бұрын

@@gtdc4685 At least 2

Has anybody heard 911 in the story

This shit only happens in movies

Nah tf is this story? This seems like a wattpad story, or a soap opera.

Over-under PUMP😭😭😭

23 minutes of my life down the drain