I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

Ойындар

Squad is a large scale realistic multiplayer tactical shooter, but underneith all that useless stuff that nobody cares about, Squad is a place where unhinged builders can achieve their dreams. Behold, as me and my buddy Kubus work together with a squad of diggers to create the greatest castle superfob to ever exist, but is it even worth the effort?
Music:
I Am Back - Ruiqi Zhao
Just Like Paradise - Jon Bjork
New Horizons - Jon Bjork
Across Rocky Plains - Jon Bjork
Learning to Fly - Jon Bjork
Kepler's Hope - Year of the Deer
Over the Moon - Jon Bjork
A World of Possibilities - Jon Bjork
Defending the Keep - Jon Bjork
All music and sound effects in every video I make come from Epidemic Sound - sign up using my link to help support the channel and take your own videos to the next level! share.epidemicsound.com/1cr1jy
Twitch - / slorgs
Discord - / discord
Twitter - / slorgs2
TikTok - tinyurl.com/b3nj5thr
0:00 - The intro
1:18 - Contructing the megastructure
15:10 - Defending the megastructure

Пікірлер: 112

  • @Zoraxon
    @Zoraxon21 күн бұрын

    The duality of man. The ideal end is either 1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last. Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.

  • @NCLB99

    @NCLB99

    20 күн бұрын

    beautifully said

  • @ThePizzaGoblin

    @ThePizzaGoblin

    5 күн бұрын

    The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge602220 күн бұрын

    The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak

  • @Ali-ou9lc

    @Ali-ou9lc

    16 күн бұрын

    Fr

  • @motordudeful
    @motordudeful21 күн бұрын

    Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road

  • @Gs_..__.--._

    @Gs_..__.--._

    18 күн бұрын

    Hes european, ewwwwww

  • @Vector-uu7hf

    @Vector-uu7hf

    14 күн бұрын

    That slightly pissed me off actually 😂

  • @valeriomilan2485

    @valeriomilan2485

    9 күн бұрын

    wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side

  • @galacticdragon9841

    @galacticdragon9841

    2 күн бұрын

    @@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.

  • @user-ij9kt9ti3l
    @user-ij9kt9ti3l21 күн бұрын

    The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol

  • @ThePizzaGoblin

    @ThePizzaGoblin

    5 күн бұрын

    So much time WASTED. This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately

  • @deusvult7721
    @deusvult772121 күн бұрын

    A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.

  • @TheOtherOtherAccount

    @TheOtherOtherAccount

    18 күн бұрын

    Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness. By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video. They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.

  • @deusvult7721

    @deusvult7721

    18 күн бұрын

    @@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.

  • @yamyeeter1185
    @yamyeeter118519 күн бұрын

    did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.

  • @slorgs

    @slorgs

    19 күн бұрын

    @@yamyeeter1185 ancient Egypt may have fallen, but the pyramids survived

  • @yamyeeter1185

    @yamyeeter1185

    18 күн бұрын

    @@slorgs so true

  • @Jo-de3st
    @Jo-de3st20 күн бұрын

    The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.

  • @slorgs

    @slorgs

    20 күн бұрын

    Thanks dad

  • @ZEGTHEFISH

    @ZEGTHEFISH

    6 күн бұрын

    I think its called a Citadel or Bailey

  • @gromd-z2i
    @gromd-z2i21 күн бұрын

    this needs to be its own gamemode

  • @naenaemister5048

    @naenaemister5048

    9 күн бұрын

    invasion

  • @OkamiiSenpai
    @OkamiiSenpai20 күн бұрын

    Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(

  • @TheHuffur

    @TheHuffur

    19 күн бұрын

    In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were! They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"

  • @EpicGamerino
    @EpicGamerino20 күн бұрын

    You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.

  • @RHQ_W
    @RHQ_WКүн бұрын

    having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable

  • @bikertimmi
    @bikertimmi21 күн бұрын

    this is a comment for the algorithm

  • @LyricClock-fo8he

    @LyricClock-fo8he

    21 күн бұрын

    This is a reply for the algorithm

  • @dinkleburg43

    @dinkleburg43

    21 күн бұрын

    this is a timmi for the bikerithm

  • @IgnacyKramarski

    @IgnacyKramarski

    21 күн бұрын

    Same

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS

    @SHINYREDBULLETS

    21 күн бұрын

    Algorithm comment, this is

  • @msllama999

    @msllama999

    21 күн бұрын

    🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)

  • @Tychus
    @Tychus20 күн бұрын

    That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.

  • @goki6548
    @goki6548Күн бұрын

    this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.

  • @Fl3shmonkey
    @Fl3shmonkey20 күн бұрын

    You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob

  • @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot
    @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot9 күн бұрын

    I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate. *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.

  • @theregoesmiller389
    @theregoesmiller389Күн бұрын

    hahahhhaha "stay with me fellow shovel"

  • @mussetsamy7724
    @mussetsamy772421 күн бұрын

    "king of the castle king of the castle"

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan11 күн бұрын

    This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !

  • @Ether_9
    @Ether_915 күн бұрын

    A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode

  • @dubalrimaal
    @dubalrimaal5 күн бұрын

    Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.

  • @DaktEdits

    @DaktEdits

    3 күн бұрын

    Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS21 күн бұрын

    I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast

  • @MARVSplace
    @MARVSplace21 күн бұрын

    Awesome vid bro!!

  • @yaellll
    @yaellll21 күн бұрын

    This video made my day wayyyyy better

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot13 күн бұрын

    Always my favourite Squad memories

  • @dinkleburg43
    @dinkleburg4321 күн бұрын

    enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho

  • @Fredbot27
    @Fredbot2720 күн бұрын

    Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moravianlion3108
    @moravianlion310815 күн бұрын

    You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus20 күн бұрын

    The baby driver joke was great!

  • @CleanBunny60601
    @CleanBunny6060110 күн бұрын

    I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.

  • @chaithethai9171

    @chaithethai9171

    9 күн бұрын

    Man I miss that mode, so many fun games

  • @Gridironwarplans
    @Gridironwarplans21 күн бұрын

    Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful

  • @JakeRidesBikez
    @JakeRidesBikez20 күн бұрын

    20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD

  • @belowaveragegamer8270
    @belowaveragegamer827017 күн бұрын

    I think Karmakut would be proud.

  • @boogie5
    @boogie517 күн бұрын

    d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!

  • @JamesPimlott
    @JamesPimlott21 күн бұрын

    Love you Slorgs!

  • @wasd15572
    @wasd1557220 күн бұрын

    What an amazing video thank you

  • @world.today1004
    @world.today100419 күн бұрын

    such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title

  • @slorgs

    @slorgs

    19 күн бұрын

    👀

  • @misterjae7565
    @misterjae756521 күн бұрын

    Never quit before your superfob works

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf53016 күн бұрын

    Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull20 күн бұрын

    I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!

  • @YukiOtonashiCh
    @YukiOtonashiCh18 күн бұрын

    man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense

  • @massiarmy751
    @massiarmy75120 күн бұрын

    dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it

  • @JP-th8sq
    @JP-th8sq20 күн бұрын

    The tasteful ammo box placement is key

  • @thomasseeley8124
    @thomasseeley812417 күн бұрын

    Because a spade is a type of shovel...

  • @louis-philippelacharite7201
    @louis-philippelacharite720120 күн бұрын

    The mother of all superfob

  • @ThePizzaGoblin
    @ThePizzaGoblin5 күн бұрын

    The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses. Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?

  • @gjwiley6250
    @gjwiley625014 күн бұрын

    Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.

  • @Ashstonished
    @Ashstonished20 күн бұрын

    Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!! I took notes, applied for KZread comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor

  • @Redofreko
    @Redofreko21 күн бұрын

    Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream

  • @valentinvazquez2166
    @valentinvazquez216619 күн бұрын

    i need the slorgstream rn

  • @warhammer8224
    @warhammer822420 күн бұрын

    i like this new minecraft vid slorgs

  • @bytefpv87
    @bytefpv8721 күн бұрын

    10 minutes ago is literal assault

  • @BuddySpike101
    @BuddySpike1018 күн бұрын

    The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.

  • @melon6806
    @melon680621 күн бұрын

    Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25

  • @HinokasArabfan1
    @HinokasArabfan121 күн бұрын

    my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.

  • @gagekellstrom3978

    @gagekellstrom3978

    7 күн бұрын

    Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing

  • @dan_habesha975
    @dan_habesha97520 күн бұрын

    Kingdom of the Blueberries

  • @wagahagwa6978
    @wagahagwa697816 күн бұрын

    i missed out on the superfob era :(

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan11 күн бұрын

    "CLOSE"

  • @NeutralLizHotel
    @NeutralLizHotel21 күн бұрын

    bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00

  • @Domaty
    @Domaty20 күн бұрын

    superfobs stay winning

  • @siawung
    @siawung20 күн бұрын

    i love squad

  • @Mentally_Stable275
    @Mentally_Stable27520 күн бұрын

    Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me The Boys:

  • @soni3608
    @soni360821 күн бұрын

    F in the chat for the castle

  • @jaguarjs9944
    @jaguarjs99448 күн бұрын

    Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz

  • @hantu7380
    @hantu738019 күн бұрын

    Why dont they make castles anymore 😢

  • @blackburn1489
    @blackburn148920 күн бұрын

    we need new arma reforger video!

  • @slorgs

    @slorgs

    20 күн бұрын

    It's in the works brother probably out next week

  • @brotherhoodpaladini9532
    @brotherhoodpaladini953220 күн бұрын

    Superfobs never work

  • @MinorCheese1
    @MinorCheese119 күн бұрын

    Do something Vietnam War related if you can

  • @MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358
    @MIKEBARNELLAGENT7535821 күн бұрын

    Play squad 44

  • @slorgs

    @slorgs

    21 күн бұрын

    Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf53016 күн бұрын

    Minecraft but with guns

  • @spectex304
    @spectex30420 күн бұрын

    Comment for algorithm.

  • @dam-n
    @dam-n20 күн бұрын

    Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.

  • @PotatoflakeJake
    @PotatoflakeJake21 күн бұрын

    Second comment for the algorithm

  • @LowTempDabr
    @LowTempDabr5 күн бұрын

    I hate squad

  • @ArturShow132
    @ArturShow13221 күн бұрын

    superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?

  • @doktorduggieducker9615

    @doktorduggieducker9615

    21 күн бұрын

    maybe he just wants to have fun

  • @poobloot3311

    @poobloot3311

    21 күн бұрын

    Listen buddy im a former veteran and super fobbing is actually how america beat the terrists, bet you feel stupid rn

  • @EntityVII

    @EntityVII

    21 күн бұрын

    Its uselees when there is no armor, no ammor, no back up fobs, and its too small.

  • @MrBlitzer662002

    @MrBlitzer662002

    21 күн бұрын

    Some people just havent ever seen it done correctly.

  • @slipperyjohn3144
    @slipperyjohn314421 күн бұрын

    4th comment for the algorithm

  • @dynamiclion9907
    @dynamiclion990721 күн бұрын

    third comment for the algorithm

Келесі