Bonus points to anyone who can identify the football shirt I'm wearing! COME TO A SHOW: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

@retrorix4306

8 ай бұрын

Vintage Slovenia, love it

@kiwigeeknz

8 ай бұрын

When u coming to New Zealand?

@MichaelM-ik7nz

8 ай бұрын

Fucking amazing. You could count the jawdrops in the audience

@nickrollinson7518

8 ай бұрын

Looks like the Ireland kit

@WezTuppeny

7 ай бұрын

@ChrisPJTurner You took the piss out of a guy for saying rings on Jupiter, as you're probably thinking what a dickhead its Saturn with the rings. That's where you are totally WRONG 😂!!! There is actually 4 planets in our Solar System with Jupiter being one of them. I've been into space most of my life studying it and I was blown away about 10 years ago when I found this out! The ringed planets in our Solar System are Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune no joke! Google it and you can see the photos of them! Saturn is just the well known one as the rings are so thick and easier to see from earth with a backyard telescope. Love your stuff anyway Chris, Buzz off your sense of humour and then I was actually blown away how amazing you are at Free Style rapping!! Been watching well over a year. Keep them coming! I'm also from England near Chester

Had me crying with the saturn bars.

Saturns rings are ice, but jupiter has rings of dust.....

@foihdzas

8 ай бұрын

But Jupiter’s rings weren’t really a talking point, as they’re so Bitch compared to Saturns. That guy had no clue

@actionmarco8556

8 ай бұрын

But as we are nerd here, the comment is still appreciated

@kristoffereberius2476

8 ай бұрын

Doesn't Uranus also have some rings? At least three with rings I think

@nelsondln

7 ай бұрын

​@@kristoffereberius2476my anus does have rings you're correct

@jamesa7506

4 ай бұрын

​@@kristoffereberius2476Uranus does but mine don't. You might want to make an appointment with the doctor.

Chris, last bit you nailed it :). I want to say that in my opinion the raps where the crowd gives you suggestions makes up raps of better quality since you have more variety of topics and more where to go with them, so you are more creative and entertaining! Never stop! Thank you so much!

@dalelinney8437

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree with this. I like the crowd involvement, but the word topics are much more diverse and make hilarious transitions.

@SteveMND

8 ай бұрын

Agreed. Chris is universally great at rapping, but these 'vocation' prompts aren't remotely as entertaining as the old ones, which often could get really weird! I'm hoping this was just temporary for the current tour/whatever.

@iippo86

8 ай бұрын

I think it's a good change to have Chris ask the audience about their professions and childhood dream professions. The topics asked from the audience started to repeat themselves a bit.

@mangofpv9324

8 ай бұрын

In my humble opinion it looks like Chris is challenging himself, as this seems even more difficult to do. It also feels like he's not giving the audience much warning that the rap is coming, those that don't know him already have no idea the wickedness they're about to witness

@hodor6159

7 ай бұрын

You're looking at it from the perspective of a KZread viewer where variety matters. If you're seeing Chris for the first time live in-person, these raps based on careers and dreams are way more personal and interactive.

"...it [Pluto] vanished like your understanding of Saturn's rings" Pure gold.

God tier use of the crowd.

Jupiter does have four rings. They are just not as big as Saturn's rings.

@RaveKev

8 ай бұрын

came here to say that :)

@MrKrzys01

27 күн бұрын

Yeah that line at the end actually turned out to be a self own.

Jupiter has rings 😆

Didn't think the raps could get any better than they already were. Yet here we are. What a freakin' legend this guy is.

"I want to be an astronaut" - Dude. "Oh Yeah?" - Chris

The guy clearly meant Saturn so it was funny af! This guy is amazing

My favorite so far. The Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent you ooze brings me to tears

I wish I had that superpower to see the words that fast.

Fantastic and funny as always... although I did feel sorry for the astronaut guy - because Jupiter DOES have rings. They're just not quite as prominent as Saturn's and not as well known for it. But they're definitely there.

@thomaskoch8608

8 ай бұрын

Came here to post this!

Let me add by saying that I did the Cameo from Chris for my wife's birthday a couple weeks ago, and it was amazing. Y'all should definitely go do that asap.

@sebastiaanb9906

8 ай бұрын

Thanks for the tip, Chris

@saimahmed7454

7 ай бұрын

Whatever you say chris

You absolutely blow my mind! Thanks for existing!

Chris, you're such an inspiration to me. Keep up the amazing hard work and don't forget to take care of yourself! ❤🙏

Phenomanal, just brilliant.

Incredible. No other word can describe that.

Thanks for the huge laugh. Dig your set!

Just amazing.....just amazing

One of my favourite comedians has our natinal soccer jersey on him. ❤😊 much love from Slovenia

Você é muito talentoso! Adoro os seus vídeos. Obrigado por compartilhar a sua criatividade conosco. Abraços do Brasil.

Chris Turner, you are the best!

Amazing 😂 roast them all!!

As an astronomer, I would like to point out that Jupiter also actually does have a ring structure.. it's not as prominent as Saturn, but still it exists.. same with Uranus and Neptune by the way.. it's obviously not what that bloke was talking about, but still..

This was the best one yet Chris.

nice one! lovely beat :D your shirt old slovenian national shirt

that dude you can see from the right side angle went from cheesing to mouth wide open the entire time lmao what an amazing set

Whoa, you did an Australian mic drop in the end. Well deserved!

Kudos

Wait till the cocky Brit finds out that Jupiter has rings, also.

That was incredible

Thats the applause 🎉

You are so underated 😭

Another minter mate - well done. No idea about the top tho! 👊

Thank you Chris! 💪

4:55 Jupiter has rings as well. They were discovered in 1979. Saturn isn't the only planet with rings. Pluto is a planet. Im done. 😂

Jupiter does have rings btw

@bubzilla6137

8 ай бұрын

Indeed, it has 4 of them. I think Chris needs to go back to basic Astronomy 101. Lol! 😂🤣

@nervozaur

8 ай бұрын

Yeah but you know he was thinking about Saturn, don't be so pedantic.

@CroftBondG

8 ай бұрын

Aye. If you ask 1,000 people which planet has rings around it, I guarantee they'd all say Saturn.@@nervozaur. No one would say "well ackshually...."

@bubzilla6137

8 ай бұрын

@@nervozaur I actually didn't know it had 4 rings, I Googled it before replying. That is not pedantic. Also, who was thinking of Saturn? Chris or the audience member? And how do you know that? Did your brain synchronize with his? Or do you just happen to know what other people are thinking? You accuse me of being pedantic while simultaneously claiming to know exactly what someone else was thinking. Even if my reply is pedantic, it's still a fact and can be proven. Your reply is not only claiming to identify someone else's thoughts, but it's telling me I know what they were thinking. I absolutely do not nor ever claimed to know what anyone else was thinking. I was simply replying to someone else who provided a factual correction with a little extra detail regarding said correction. Also, I Googled "pedantic" to be sure I fully understood it's meaning. Regardless of how I got the info, it does actually qualify as pedantic in that it's providing unnecessary info and also in that it may qualify as annoying. But if you thought that was annoying, I bet reading this reply is driving you insane! Lol! 😂🤣 I could have simply rewrote my reply to you or not replied at all but I'm half asleep and kind of enjoying this run on comment. So here's what Google says: While didactic can have a neutral meaning, pedantic is almost always an insult. It typically describes an irritating person who is eager to correct small errors others make, or who wants everyone to know just how much of an expert they are, especially in some narrow or boring subject matter. To that end, I'm hardly an irritating person, though this ridiculously out of hand comment may be an exception. I'm definitely not eager to correct small errors. I didn't correct anything, I simply elaborated on someone else's correction. Furthermore, I'm definitely not an expert, nor am I trying to show that I am. As previously mentioned, I had to Google how many rings Jupiter has, though to be fair I did already know it had rings because it came up like a week ago and I happen to remember that part. Conclusion: My reply to OP may or may not be pedantic, depending how you specifically define it. Regardless, it's still a factual statement while yours is a speculative assumption. 🙂🙂🙂 Finally, I hope the ridiculousness of this reply makes you chuckle. If it offends you, you should lighten up. It's meant to be lighthearted and it drags on and on and on with the intention of being just plain stupid. This whole entire thing is irrelevant in the grand scheme of both of our lives. I genuinely hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Haha! 🤣😂🙂💙

@sebastiaanb9906

8 ай бұрын

​@@bubzilla6137I read your entire reply. I demand to have those 2 minutes fully repaid.

Fun fact, Jupiter actually does have rings.

Jupiter also does have rings...

As a physicist this slightly frustrates me as Jupiter DOES have rings too, but the guy in the crowd was chill and took the insults even though he was right this time haha. Great rap though.

crushed him!

So Baseball is the FIRST topic I felt, Chris has no idea of - I'm saying this after having watched about 90% of Chris' Videos

Tfw when jupiter actually has rings :D

The funny thing is that all 4 outer planets have rings, with Saturn's being the newest and most visible but Jupiter DOES have rings. They are too faint to see directly from earth as they very thing and the last remnants of a former moon that was ripped apart when it got too close.

The buildup was okay, impressive freestyle sure, but okay bars and flow. You killed the end, massacre!

Man. People commenting on Jupiter 😂😂. Yeah all large gas planets have rings. Uranus and Neptune both also have had observable rings from Earth for a long time. Jupiters rings are basically the equivalent to Pluto being a planet. Yeah it’s there, but does it count. Jupiters rings we didn’t know about until we sent the voyager space probe. Also same time Pluto got demoted.

Jupiter has rings cmon man **edit good videos btw

Thank you for wearing a Slovenian football jersey 😀 How did you get our national team jersey in NYC? Another masterpiece rap there C-money, cheers.

Awesome video but I have to point out Jupiter does have rings as do other planets in our solar system :).

We need a Harry Mack & Chris Turner Collab :D

You are f’in unbelievable!

@blaster915

8 ай бұрын

Amazing I know 😂

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Jupiter HAS rings tho...

Heck. That was good. I'm dreading the day they say they are actuaries and wanted to be actuaries when they were growing up. Move onto another table if that ever happens.

@joegreenwood86

6 ай бұрын

table? Pun intended? Haha

But...but Jupiter _does_ have rings.

Jupiter does have rings though.

yeesh!

Uhhhh, Jupiter has rings too.

Jupiter does have rings though ?

There are rings around jupiter.

Do anyone knows the bit name?

Heyo Chris

Bet someone beat me to it, but Jupiter has rings, just not as cool as Saturn. Still good rap, but a miss on the details from Chris. Still loved it!

But Jupiter does have rings just not as famous as Saturn's rings

Jupiter has rings.........

@masterpwn3r

8 ай бұрын

Yeah but when people think about "the planet with rings" it's usually Saturn, don't lie.

@JAMES-KB7TBT

8 ай бұрын

@@masterpwn3r Only ignorant people..

Where were these rich New Yorkers watching the show?

First!

Violation.

I'm enjoying these but i miss the random words.

For some reason this one feels like it has the most energy and flow out of hundreds(?) of your freestyle raps I've watched. Even though the conversation upfront was quite boring and I fast forwarded the talk first time ever.

@dellwright1407

8 ай бұрын

It's up there with the Columbia university one for sure.

Shouldn't your title be "Rapper," not "Rappers"?

He wanted to play the most boring position in a boring sport.. second base?

Imagine having to sit through 20 minutes of awkward questioning just to listen to 3 minutes of questionable rap 😂

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