Comedian ROASTS blind cop and gets standing ovation | Chris Turner

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Why would he sit in the front row?? Comedian chooses the wrong audience member to pick on, but wins the crowd back with an unbelievable freestlye rap!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone04732 ай бұрын

    Chris is pure theater; Shakespeare would be very proud of him.

  • @TheWalleteater
    @TheWalleteater2 ай бұрын

    its like you have a multi-thread processor as a brain. you manage the crowd while developing a narrative, while spinning live segues, while reading pointed tones, and managing perceived sensitivity levels, and are still managing to write clever jokes in your head that are on a competitive level. Mind blown.

  • @BR702702
    @BR7027022 ай бұрын

    Where have i been. Why have i only discovered this lot? i LOVE the unconventionality, the individualism, the unapologetic talent. They desparately need to be the headline on the pyramid stage. This song was absolutely made for live performances. Love. It.

  • @andershall6774

    @andershall6774

    2 ай бұрын

    You have ALOT of binge-watching ahead of you....

  • @martinstuvland8620
    @martinstuvland86202 ай бұрын

    Man. I don't care much about famous people. But you're one of the few I'd be happy to get an autograph from!

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev32968 күн бұрын

    Man you always put such a big smile on my face. Thank you

  • @kylestockton1827
    @kylestockton182722 күн бұрын

    I have to see this man live. I don’t like entertainers but this guy is worth every penny

  • @DrDeepstack
    @DrDeepstack25 күн бұрын

    2 by 4 😂, this guy is so well rounded!

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus2 ай бұрын

    10/10 crowdwork!

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel2 ай бұрын

    No less amazing every time.

  • @indianastones6032
    @indianastones60328 күн бұрын

    My boy is dope!!

  • @AlaskaBoyAlex
    @AlaskaBoyAlex2 ай бұрын

    Not felipe trying to get in on the rap, oh my lord some people have zero shame 🤦‍♀

  • @outseeker

    @outseeker

    2 ай бұрын

    whoever he is, he has zero timing lol

  • @christopheryeagley2467
    @christopheryeagley24675 күн бұрын

    That American accent was pretty good

  • @TheDarkbluerock
    @TheDarkbluerock2 ай бұрын

    Chris handled that "battle rap challenge" guy pretty well, like "thanks for the enthusiasm, but I got a thing here." He should've asked about it, not just fall in, but then again mabe the question "am I really at his level?" should come first.

  • @sassy6756
    @sassy67562 ай бұрын

    That was hard bruv 😤😤😤 Funny set and good rhynes, love it

  • @Mr83an
    @Mr83an2 ай бұрын

    Awesome

  • @MarianneHMiettinen
    @MarianneHMiettinen2 ай бұрын

    great stuff!

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu11592 ай бұрын

    Kudos

  • @briondalion3696
    @briondalion36962 ай бұрын

    "No crime's bad" Hmm. Um...did he mean to say that? Because if so, that officer has a bit more than a normal cheerful disposition about crime, lol

  • @becominghero9754

    @becominghero9754

    2 ай бұрын

    This is why commas matter. He said "No, crime's bad." He didn't want to say any crimes, so he said taking people to the hospital is part of his job = P

  • @briondalion3696

    @briondalion3696

    2 ай бұрын

    @@becominghero9754 I didn't have subtitles on, so I found it kind of funny. But copy that, thanks for the correction

  • @peterduane1114
    @peterduane111426 күн бұрын

    U guys are funny,,im also from Park slope,,i grew up on 6 st between 4th and 5th,,,i know it immaterial but i just threw it in there,,your a funny fu🤬🤬er😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ivanleon6164
    @ivanleon61642 ай бұрын

    dope

  • @marshalltille7770
    @marshalltille77702 ай бұрын

    Oh, you in the middle, you wear contacts? Let me try them on too. Missed opportunity Chris. Joking and keep us all smiling.

  • @maxsamwis2002

    @maxsamwis2002

    2 ай бұрын

    He didn't see the vision

  • @josephsalmonte4995

    @josephsalmonte4995

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah. Tell the comedian how to be funny with your lame af ideas 😂

  • @unbearabull

    @unbearabull

    2 ай бұрын

    I would have missed it too.... Whats the joke? Not actually just "let me try them on too"? Surely not.

  • @excellentu.a.student1617
    @excellentu.a.student16172 ай бұрын

    Did he mention "phenology" according to the cranial circumference? My English is poor, but I'd like to know since I'm just curious.

  • @stevekime3262

    @stevekime3262

    2 ай бұрын

    Phrenology was the study of how the shape of your skull was (supposedly) related to your intelligence and personality. I don’t know about in other countries but in the US it was popular in the mid-1800’s.

  • @lazydictionary

    @lazydictionary

    2 ай бұрын

    He did mention phrenology. It was based almost entirely on racism, which was part of the joke

  • @matthewallen9776
    @matthewallen97762 ай бұрын

    The shaky crowd cam giving me motion sickness 😬

  • @squirrelgray945
    @squirrelgray9452 ай бұрын

    The Zenni rip... my last half a dozen pairs are from Zenni and I think they are great if you don't have insurance or all the monies.

  • @buddycoalhoney
    @buddycoalhoneyАй бұрын

    😂😂

  • @jonnynice8366
    @jonnynice83662 ай бұрын

    Should have battled that Felipe dude.

  • @johnhanselman6371
    @johnhanselman63712 ай бұрын

    How does Chris do that ? huh

  • @nicolaspanella2450
    @nicolaspanella24502 ай бұрын

    top

  • @GunnarHrafnJonsson-jv5jd
    @GunnarHrafnJonsson-jv5jd12 күн бұрын

    Love your stuff mate, but as a pedant I have to point out that Mexico is considered North America, hence NAFTA. Central America starts where Mexico ends to the south

  • @Mr_Heller
    @Mr_Heller2 ай бұрын

    .

  • @amazigh34
    @amazigh342 ай бұрын

    Mexico is in North America not Central haha

  • @ErrrorWayz

    @ErrrorWayz

    Ай бұрын

    That's what I thought.

  • @TheSaifear
    @TheSaifearАй бұрын

    so many of your lines are working, its really a hit compared to you I am mentally not fit Im not even pretending to be that rapid. because it took me 30 minutes to come up with this shit.

  • @Laseroscar666
    @Laseroscar66613 күн бұрын

    Mexico is North America? Why are in nafta otherwise?

  • @bmayaa
    @bmayaa2 ай бұрын

    First!

  • @SpinradN
    @SpinradN2 ай бұрын

    such a shame , again no subs

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