I'm such a straight idiot. Chris went on about this hot dude for like two minutes, and my straight ass is sitting here going "Ok yeah, he's handsome I guess, but where is the girl"

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

If i can provide entertainment, but also make viewers question their heteronormative concepts of hotness at the same time, my work here is done

@joshualong7517

4 жыл бұрын

#metoo 😆

@alex.muntean

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, same. When the beat started I realized the title was about that dude. 🤣

@AyeGonZ

4 жыл бұрын

I've also been duped

@michaelwine888

4 жыл бұрын

Epic fail, just did the exact same thing. Chris schooling us with the intentional click bait :)

I did not expect that when I read HOTTIE in a title.

@KadurOrdo

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well played

@lucia-madridnishinojurado

4 жыл бұрын

Roger Federer it definitely made me more interested

@davidvivsik6576

4 жыл бұрын

I was just watching one of Federers matches and your username confused me lol

@deericaallen9782

4 жыл бұрын

Roger Federer lol me either

@lakeside_serenity167

4 жыл бұрын

One more Roger. Let's go for 21..

If this guy never even rapped a word I would still have left thoroughly entertained as his crowd work is incredible.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Awwww thank you

Fun fact, the name "Kevin" literally means "handsome"

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit you're right!

@-Saulgood-

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Derek Penner ...... I see what ya did there ...

@CrypticBrush

4 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Kevin can confirm

@Valkyier911

4 жыл бұрын

The Office approves

@Archoles

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrypticBrush im sorry

My fav bit of the rap: The kid on a leash to keep him away from Kevin's lustrously enthralling golden pectorals lol

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

gotta keep the children safe

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My dream is for Chris to throw Kevin into a rap some other time, bit like an easter egg for all his fans😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

lol that would be very silly

@LightGesture

3 жыл бұрын

I second that. Lol

@arcachata4137

3 жыл бұрын

It would be cool! Hahaha

I cried laughing when you were holding the stand as a leashed child 😂

I wish my name was Tom with a P, like Pterodactyl... then I would be much cooler.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

at starbucks you know they'd say put-tom the nthey shout your order

@tomcarrow

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Yes! Then my life would be complete.

@XEinstein

4 жыл бұрын

I'm planning to name my child something like Hank, but it pronounced as Mike.

@aasutossh

4 жыл бұрын

@@XEinstein you are a devil, aren't you?

@XEinstein

4 жыл бұрын

@@aasutossh luckily I'm married to an angel, so I guess my child is save

Thanks for watching guys! *Subscribe* for new videos every Wednesday, and I *livestream* on Saturdays at 1pm (PDT), so tune in for that! Kevin, if you see this video, text me: +1 (213) 267-7913* *also I'm bored, so if anyone wants to text, they're welcome

@DoMooreOutdoors

4 жыл бұрын

This is awesome lol.

@tuffiben5931

4 жыл бұрын

mate, u are really a freestyle genius. With that being said, if this is your real number, you are SO gonna regret sharing it hahahah Keep on being amazing man, hope u'll get the massive attention u deserve

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

BUT GUYS IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER (you have to sign up [completely free] once you text it because I gotta keep myself safe from crazies, but it is actually my number)

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! and IT IS! this company gave a bunch of people a separate number so we can chat to fans etc. - it's like a mailing list, but texts instead of emails. Just trying it out :)

@oslonorway547

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, that threesome finally about to happen. 😁

That was fucking incredible,as always, thanks for consistently blowing our minds, Khris!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!

@MrGriff305

10 ай бұрын

​@@ChrisPJTurnerHow do you get the topics planted in the audience? If this is truly spontaneous, then they should study you in a lab.

@yourcrazybear

4 ай бұрын

@@MrGriff305 "How do you get the topics planted in the audience?" He doesn't.

When you said distracted by a hottie I was not expecting this 😂 . Great video it was hilarious!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe I tricked you! Thanks :D

This was just a confession to Kevin in the form of a rap

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right it was

Best part Chris flirting with kevin 😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

best part of my week, too

I’m straight but my friend Emma thought this guy was cute. Since she wasn’t going to say say anything I came up and said, “ You looking kind of cute. Sheeesh.” He was like,” Dude what the fuck,” Lowering his voice, squaring up and everything. He legitimately wanted to fight because he got hit on by a guy. People who are insecure about their masculinity is so funny. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time and just take it as a compliment.

@babybirdhome

2 жыл бұрын

That actually happens here in the US all the time, too, it just doesn’t make the news so much. If you have gay friends though, you’ll see the real America through their eyes. Thankfully it’s not that widespread, but it definitely happens more than people would expect.

@daved2352

2 ай бұрын

I was homophobic as a teenager, then in my twenties a lot of gay guys used to hit on me and I came around to seeing it as a compliment, then in my thirties I realised I was into guys but none of them hit on me anymore 😢

You're really not helping with my KZread addiction, good sir.

Idk how he does this EVERY time. The ideas are sooo random and he just makes whole azz stories with em lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥

8:46 so no one is commenting on his rhime "choose the day before" (Wednesday) with Tuesday 😳😳 That was just brilliant, Chris!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU KINDLY

Sometimes I enjoy when the crowd picking out the words section more than the rap.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I do too! This was one of those, I think.

The talent of this guy is amazing. I wonder why he isn't more largely appreciated in the music industry because this seems to be outstanding to me. Ha has really smart lines.

@kenneththorberg6914

3 жыл бұрын

It was long ago the music industry was interested in talent. It just requires obedient and lame personality with as less resistance to the schedule as possible.

@trevorgreen8615

Жыл бұрын

@@kenneththorberg6914 Music industry doesn't how to market his talent. Plus they are inherently lazy and go for the easy route. Coupled with the fact that they don't even invest in bands these days.

Dude I love when you pick up things from the crowd and mic it in your rap (other than the suggestions) great one!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! It's lots of fun, but hard to film without multiple cameras. Make sure you check out MC Supernatural, he's the guy that came up with it and is still killing it.

The Kevual harassment took this from good to great! 😂 You’ve got yourself another fab.

You’re soooo good. Bring the crowd more into it such as their names cause it brings more of a story to it

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! And that's a nice idea!

This dude produces a track on the spot. Incredible talent, much love man.

"Ash Wednesday" Well that escalated quickly

I miss the "drop that beat good sir"

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

It'll be back, don't worry!

This dude was born to make people laugh and bring them together for a fun time 👍

That plot twist on the clickbait had me dying laughing :D Good thing, that Kevin was a good sport about it, at least I think he was considering you are still alive and well ;P I met one dude who was so ripped, that all guys around were obsessed about it and no one even thought about homosexuality.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I try and abide by the rule, make it clickbait but make it true. Kevin was really lovely about it, it was great that he could laugh at himself, I hate it when people get all 'how dare you insult me'.

@chrisp9824

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Yup, one of few kinds of people that I struggle to find common ground with. Talking to someone who reacts like that feels like walking trough a mine field - not much fun and it can suddenly blow up in your face ;P Example from my life: when I was working in UK one buddy saw that I'm vaping and told me, that people call it "douche flute". I found it extremely funny and when I switched to "mod", bigger boxy battery I came up with the term "douche box" and it makes me laugh to this day :D Also I'm wondering how av. lenght of comments/replies changed in last few weeks, not much for me since I was always too elaborate ;P PS: My nick here is silly, it means "pants for fishing in a river, with a hole in them" but my name is also Chris. If you are still reading this you might be as bored as me ;]

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisp9824 A fellow Chris! :D :D :D

@AlexRomanov1

3 жыл бұрын

Man who gets offended over being called you're handsome and have a nice chest lol

Kevin with a C is kinda fancy

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

lol i hadn't thought of that

@TomRNZ

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin with a "C" would be pronounced "Seven" :-)

@spencersmustache2844

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomRNZ Fancy af

@ahmedaizi1477

4 жыл бұрын

Ceven

@852internationalconnect

4 жыл бұрын

Would be pronounced like chevien lemao

Chris said bi rights and I couldnt be happier

"This show was pre-corona btw" you have my sub.

I was expecting to be click baited, but I was highly entertained. Great job man, you're hilarious!

Sweet

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite taste

@unfortunato

4 жыл бұрын

2 of my favorite channels commenting, what a day

@GtaRockt

3 жыл бұрын

Wo kommst du denn auf einmal her haha

@filmecke2618

3 жыл бұрын

Omg haha nice

@ashento6011

3 жыл бұрын

Open Mind, hier, faszinierend.

Always appreciate your talented raps! It's 2am for me but I just had to watch it asap. And also thank you for being so engaged and replying to so many comments :D

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

No worries! and thanks for staying up :)

@Mr. Turner - Holy f***! I'm not quite sure how I stumbled on your channel, but I've been watching your vids all day, and I haven't stopped laughing yet. How on earth do you do it?! How do you take the most arcane audience suggestions, and work them all into an improvised rap (sometimes riffing on the crowd's more mundane ideas), seamlessly incorporating every single one of the things shouted out by the spectators - and still stay on-beat, keeping the rhymes going while barely pausing for breath? You, sir, have a unique, and truly enviable, talent. I'd write more, but...well, I want to watch more of your videos.

So somehow i managed to stumble on one of you're videos.. "and have to admit" im not much for most rap, but free rap earns my respect fully. truly amazing and very talented. sub'd, liked, and commented . it was really refreshing to watch after working a 12 hour shift .. plans to watch all ;)

That one was fantastic. The only thing that could have been slightly better was if Kevin had stood up and let the crowd see his body.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Martin! I know! Such a shy guy considering he has such big boy titties.

@ChuloDavidcito

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Big Boy Titties..... an excellent band name!

how is he getting better than he already was. you are on FIRE Khris!!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Awww thanks Lee!

@leemcmullan

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner You are unbelievably brilliant and witty! Seeing you "in your zone" is so inspirational!

In Australia, ash Wednesday is a day we had big fires. Fun fact!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't know that, or it would have been hard to keep it from slipping in

@Dan91

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, from who do you think australians got their manners and culture? lol

@thegorn

4 жыл бұрын

Every day is an ash day in the Australian summer lol. Place goes up like a bonfire for weeks

@caelanharamis5660

4 жыл бұрын

Nah not weeks, months mate. We have just put it all down to ash December, ash January, ash February etc. :)

@waynevanson277

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dan91 the Brits!

Feel like some of the British humour went straight over their heads

This beat was SICK and whenever the "drop" hit it was like.... giving me goosebumps

If that rap was a human, it would have perfectly chiselled pectorals

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

& for gods sake keep your children away

Freestyle Rapper: What do you want me to rap about? Crowd: Yelling the Whitest things ever. 😂🤣

The lawn care part of the rap was so so good looool

I finished the whole vid before I noticed the dude was the “HOTTIE”😂

Chris, you are seriously amazing man. love all your songs, keep up the great work.

Amazing rap and amazing crowd work. Smiled all through this one!

You always brighten my day!! Thanks

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

It’s an honour and a privilege

The only line he uses again and again is the Introduction of not being as as as you'd think it be lol

This had my eyes watering, I was laughing so hard😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear that!

@MarianneHMiettinen

3 ай бұрын

Kevin had my mouth watering :P

Anyway I'm offshore sitting on the beach where is my child going oh yeah here on a leash, you'll never get 4 to 3 feet from me, I'll unattach, you'll never be free .. 😅 deaad and him using the microphone prop killed it 🙌💯🔥

I like how this guy can come up with a rap on the spot better than any I could write.

Brilliant!! Smashed it out the park once again! Well done Kris*

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

THANKS (and thanks for the K)

I read the title and thought: Oh, what was Chris done this time?

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

hehehe i am a naughty boy

Just found you this morning!! Amazing!!

This is the best page i ve stumbled on in months

"Kevin? Oh that's a shame isn't it" Geez that poor man xD Also: My name is Kristian so I'm the cooler kind of Kris :p

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe I'm so mean sometimes. Also you are the cooler kind and I am very jealous!

@kenbrunet6120

4 жыл бұрын

"i wanted you to be like, you know, a handsome name" LOL

@user-md4nm6tb8d

4 жыл бұрын

I'm kool too

"It won't be as atrociously bad as you're expecting a privately educated, middle class white boy to be" 😂😂 LOL Love watching these vids, u make it look so easy Also poor Kevin with his head down every time😂😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! And yep, poor Kevin!

Only in the last few days have i come across Chris and his Rapping, man he nails it every time so bloddy funny will be following him from now on

This is my favorite so far. No one mentioned the queen or colonization and I'm at work on Easter Sunday doing people's taxes 😄

0:50 I’m also from Manchester and I can confirm this 😂

Chris: Wow, you chest is great Kevin! *Chris's wife has entered the chatroom Also Chris: Kevin? What an ugly name.. *under breath* call me

One of your best acts I’ve seen yet 💕

Man the efforts you put in your act is mind blogging. Please keep us Entertain in this covid virus filled world. Thank you and may god of wealth may always give you her blessings.

Gets big because bullied as a child...bullied as an adult too!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

10/10 would marry this guy. He’d have me laughing all the way to the grave.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

You’ll have to fight my wife/convince her polygamy is the way forward

@catedoge3206

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner :o

@NinjutsuSeeker

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner I'm sure there's a line of us, & if any are in wheelchairs they may not skip line. 😘🥰

Thia was a great video, definitely exceeded my expectations. I appreciate you for making me laugh😁

By far your funniest (and best) audience interaction and rap yet.

7:34 Sorry, but it really sounded like "where's my child gun" 🤣

kevin got completly battered there, that was brilliant Kris ;)

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

hehe thanks! love teasing audience members when I'm in the mood

OMG, I love your fun tastic nature. Each time I watch your video I get up and start dancing to the beat. We need more of this in the world, this gathering of community for fun and laughter and togetherness. Much love for you. Peace

I can't believe you didn't link turning 50 to colonoscopy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is so impressive like damn. Who can think of that on the spot!? I know there is probably some technique to it but still, very cool!

My first thought on seeing the title to this new video, was, Genuinely, “But Chris, you’re MARRIED, dude!”

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

hehe - i added the 'married' disclaimer on stage so I think I'm in the clear

@AmmosB

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner yh mrs wants some too huh!

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

Hes just secure

I got recommended one and binged 4 in a row 😂 dude kills it

ya,,right on Chris...stellar (as usual) and I almost feel like you acted on my encouragement for you to get those smiles from the audience on video and edit them in. ;> Best from Vancouver. BC.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

haha, a bunch of people were saying it, so thanks for the encouragement! And thank you!

That was amazing. I waste hours on YT (hinding from the kids in the bathroom - you other dads know what im talking about) and really really seldomly do i get laugh fits like just know. Well done, Chris with a C. Well done! Subed.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Joachim! Thanks, that’s awesome to hear! And i can’t wait to have kids so I can practice your tactic.

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

BAWAHAHAH I'm a mom, & I was laughing so hard my son came to see, (he is 13) so I just had to show him 🤣🤣

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

Btw, he said "mom, your old" 🤣🤣 I said, but not as old as Andy!

this is such a talent, you made my day Chris. came all the way from Eminem's freestyles to yours and c'mon I had more fun with this half comedy half free-style kind of rap :D

GEEEZUSSS MAN!!!! How TF can your brain process information so fast??? Your skills are not human, astounding

Loved it brother , can't imagine the amount of efforts it took to master this skill 😄

I was semi-concerned when you said “I do not pay that tax”

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

I PUT A DISCLAIMER PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN

@GymCritical

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Turner I won’t tell if you don’t 😏

@ayanolouch9615

4 жыл бұрын

😂

I'm hitting that like button and I haven't even got to the rap yet 😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

😎

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I dont even have to play the video to give a thumbs up cause I know its gonna be amazing. You're gifted

Love the raps Chris you have inspired me to start rapping thank you so much ,love the funny content

Honestly someone from the audience needs to start asking chris more shit about all things nerdy. See if he really knows everything. I'm not talking book smart nerdy either. I'm talking comics. Games. D&D

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

I've had a bunch like this - come to a livestream and throw some in the chat!

@StreamdancerSmurgle

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner If I was there, this would be the interaction -> Chris: "What about this section here?" Me: "Bardic interactions with Balrogs!" Chris: "Ok, and how is the bard specifically interacting with the Balrog?" ;-)

@wagonet

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner where and when do you livestream?? would love to catch this.

That awkward moment when you're either married by the time you became famous and started meeting hotter chicks, OR That despairing moment when your wife is an _understanding Progressive,_ but you only run into chicks that don't compare. ... Can't have both, gotta pick one.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Brilliant mate. Doing the UK proud!

Watching your old videos compared to now is crazy, you're doing it so effortlessly now lol

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

awww thanks! practice makes perfect :)

Kevin went red as hell haha

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

it was so funny how shy he got, considering he was walking round with his chest JUST OUT

shit dude, thats some talent you got to carry around there! awesome

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! 😊

Another great one! Really hoped to catch your show in München during my exchange semester but I guess now I'll have to wait until you come to Estonia in a few years hopefully.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! And yeah, sorry about that!

I truly want sure wtf to expect... but you certainly didn't disappoint! Well done! 👏

Broo I wasnt expecting the Hottie to be a guy😂

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a trickster

Y'all are probably wondering what's taking so long for him to rap!?!?! But he's actually multitasking by talking to the audience while coming up with lines in his head. Well at least that's what I think🤔

@meganheller4100

3 жыл бұрын

im thinkng the same! how does he entertain while maintaining and planning....

@ericacarr6345

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz @Chris Turner is the shit

The lawn care section was straight fire

youve made me smile for over 3 hours im now 50. TY

Its amazing you can do what you do. Give me all year and I still couldn't come up with good funny lyrics like you do in under 5 minutes. You're very talented and very smart.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Cindy, that’s a very kind thing to say!

I just wanna know how your brain is wired. Your content is absolutely fantastic, and the flow and delivery once you mentioned the kid on the leash was super tight. Hope your quarantine is going well and wishing you and your family all the best ✌🏻

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I think it’s just a normal brain, but I’m just a bit more practiced in accessing the bit of it that does stuff like this. I wish I could do one of those ‘raps in a brain scanner’ things! Thanks, and straight back to you too!

@anyexpat

Жыл бұрын

I do not rap never have and never will but i think with some practise i could do this. The beat gives him license to rhyme for as long as he needs and he is telling stories line by line, so long as you know you can always pull 1 more line out you will sometimes by design and sometimes by accident line up the words. I know what i mean its hard to say but with the same beat and punching out short sentences you can find rhymes for basically anything.

@anyexpat

Жыл бұрын

Theory correct, chair,ttowel dumbell bowl, just made one up in my head in seconds.

How you haven't hit a million subscribers is beyond me. Great video as usual!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

thanks! hopefully one day!

@frankyymilkyy9001

Жыл бұрын

1.2M already =)

This man is a bonafide genius.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I love the word bonafide.

When your being given the ideas for the rap are you formulating rhymes in your head our thinking about things your going to mention or do you do it completely ad lib?

@MediumHalf

4 жыл бұрын

He discusses this in his "How to Freestyle" video- he does it completely on the fly, no preparation. You should check out his vid, it's a solid education.