I am very excited for this tour. Some of the dates are selling v quickly, so don’t wait around if you’re thinking of coming: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

@1riddas

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Turner gutted you're not coming to Newcastle

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry about that :(

@bornzorGAMING

4 жыл бұрын

I told all my friends in London to visit you!! Wicked lyrics keep up the good work! Cheers from Germany!

@tynchytemper9618

4 жыл бұрын

So is the whole show ten minutes long?

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

@@bornzorGAMING Thank you!

People have no idea the intellect that this requires

@joseph1845

3 жыл бұрын

Being able to be in the moment too without fear so that you have the freedom to be truly spontaneous. I would be bricking it lol

@z.e....3175

3 жыл бұрын

Do you need to be a genius to be able to execute it well?

@sansvital

3 жыл бұрын

Harry Mack does.

@Moradtumah

3 жыл бұрын

@@z.e....3175 yes.

@ave0828

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltrinta7207 Dude used to rap live on Twitch to random messages giving him topics on what to rap about.. Can you actually prove it's staged? If so I'd like to see the proof so I can laugh right by your side as well and call him a fraud

The fact that you knew no one got your immigration joke, so explained it to them seamlessly, and just kept rapping amazes me. Usually, if a comedian has to explain a joke, they made an error. But somehow your "error" and explanation, made the show funnier. You're super smart and funny.

@datsunlambchops4624

2 жыл бұрын

Slick comment 👌

@dr.j7542

2 жыл бұрын

I saw it as more of him acknowledging the absurdity of the joke as A JOKE and not a political statement or something that's worth getting uncomfortable about. Its like saying 'yes I just made that messed up comparison all in fun'

@Juan-yp7dx

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.j7542 facts

@Jayhhardy

2 жыл бұрын

He really is that good, he can get it wrong, explain and carry on. And people love it because they feel they've learned something from it when he explains. It's amazing. A pretty unique talent for sure.

@WheelsRCool

10 ай бұрын

I think the audience got it.

What astonishes me the most(besides the freestyle) is how educated and learned he is. He literally knows everything they call out, not just in this video.

@Jayhhardy

2 жыл бұрын

He's British.

@Dennis-nc3vw

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking that. He really keeps up with current events too.

@rafaelmangrone721

Жыл бұрын

He is european you know...

@WheelsRCool

Жыл бұрын

@@rafaelmangrone721 Yeah but that doesn't mean anything.

@ozzynator456

10 ай бұрын

@@Jayhhardy More specifically, he's Oxford-educated and has a degree in anthropology.

This guy can compress stand up comedy, rap skills, intellectual information, and social interaction skills in one performance. Awesome as always.

Damn, I've said this about 6 times before, but this might be your best one yet. Also, I enjoy the crowd shots of people that are impressed.

@KitagumaIgen

4 жыл бұрын

True, I've thought the same, but then thought "recency bias" too... But his tour comes close enough!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I adore the woman in this who goes ‘oh my god’

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

KitagumaIgen ooooh excellent use of regency bias

@KitagumaIgen

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Regency bias? Well, You're the king of improv-rap - but let us in the audience coronate you...

@kittypewpew

4 жыл бұрын

@@KitagumaIgen Your rap is infectious as the corona virus!

"WhAt Is A jOiNt? We ArE nOt AwArE."

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

👽

@frankcastle4715

4 жыл бұрын

Illuminati... 😂

@emz2969

4 жыл бұрын

That was some beastie boys level style.

@wiidhead4296

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankcastle4715 illuminutti....

Incredible scenes

@kratosrocks8528

3 жыл бұрын

Dont be a wasteman ali....

@flyingdutchman8587

3 жыл бұрын

here after your freestyle video lol

@GimmeMonie

3 жыл бұрын

@@flyingdutchman8587 Same I loled myself 😂

@AngelBien

3 жыл бұрын

Omaygahd, I never thought I'd see you here.

@jassimkoya

3 жыл бұрын

Ha... Someone's takin notes! 😂

This man's freestyle raps sound better than anything I could spend hours trying to write.

Genius, not only does he freestyle rap, he takes into account what the crowd wouldn't understand and then explains it within the rap!!

@WheelsRCool

Жыл бұрын

@Iwuz Here I'd give him a tough one: Soviet Deep Battle Theory :D

I incorrectly expect every British person I encounter to ask me what I want to hear a rap about.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

it's just me and prince charles

@kenkanekikanedgy5574

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Nioce

@wiidhead4296

3 жыл бұрын

an honest lol reading this comment

@bananaman8899

3 жыл бұрын

He's English, using the term British person doesn't exactly work because basically you are saying that he could be English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish ( Northern Ireland ). Sorry not trying too make you sound silly. :)

@FrostedFlakes1800

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananaman8899 maybe he is expecting it from scots, welsh and irish as well, just allow it mate

"will never be heard again" Lies! I pressed 'replay' a couple of times already.

How in the world did I just find out about this guy. Absolutely blew my mind. Well done sir.

@danielkokal8819

2 жыл бұрын

whats great for him is he doesnt have to ever write any material. just goes to the next gig and makes it all up. then moves on. if I had the brain pan for it thats a good gig

@Jayhhardy

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the wonderful world of the best freestyle rap ever.

@gabrielnieves9974

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jayhhardy lol, this isn't even close the to the best freestyle rap in the world. Look up Harry Mack

@Techmoblad

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielnieves9974 ok im a massive fan of the mack and i agree he's better than chris but what is this "not even close" bullshit. He's very close to as good as him. Chris just takes more time to make a better freestyle, while mack takes half a second to make a slightly worse freestyle

Probably the most engaging crowd so far, keep up the good work dude

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Rune Hove-Kreutzfeldt I agree! It pushes me on when I get that energy back from them

@collonjameson7684

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@kylerey09

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely shows! He looked like he was having alot of fun with that rap. Great set of suggestions.

@user-xf6ox6zx4w

3 жыл бұрын

.,

no matter how many of these Clips im going to watch i cant comprehend the amount of knowledge he has like srsly. It seems like the raps are getting better and better too!

@Cekmore

4 жыл бұрын

👊🍻🐈🔥🌲🔥💨

@OlaMagnusLie

4 жыл бұрын

…Because they are.

@bryanmcgovern9459

4 жыл бұрын

this had to be the best one yet

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Keep it up being a huge nerd paid off

@keepitup3211

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner dont really think being knowledgeable has to do anything with being a nerd though! :D its just impressive thats all!

He‘s Not only unbelievable talented in rapping, he‘s also educated. Nice one Bro

hes not only a comedian hes also a rapper and hes also the smartest man ever.

This crowd was so into the rap and encouraged you with almost every line. Awesome job, yet again

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Garrett Mitchell love a hot crowd

@nickisuhl

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Don't let the wife know!

@danielmizrahi9629

3 жыл бұрын

they kinda old too haha

Every single person in that crowd is going to remember that for the rest of their lives. Killin' it.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

that's a lovely thought

Finally a crowd that gives the applause that is deserved.

Its crazy because every time he corners himself he flips it and just cuts the tension perfectly. He's a master. Gotta battle eminem

@danielhahn7329

2 жыл бұрын

True! What an amazing observation

What a pro.. "Marijuana cigarette"... to give the illusion he doesn't know anything about smoking weed 🤣 Good work chris.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

brootusx hehehehehe gotta protect my greencard

@Snannybobo

4 жыл бұрын

@Medical MJ It is not legal in most states. Medicinally, sure, but not recreationally

@buuze2

4 жыл бұрын

Blew his cover during the rap though :D

@quickfingers5979

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Really Chris? Your GREENcard? Do you ever stop???

@quinlanz92

4 жыл бұрын

@Medical MJ immigration and work visas are handled at the federal level. The feds also have not legalized marijuana. So while it may not be violating a state law, it is a federal violation and can tie up someone who is working here that isn't a citizen.

All your raps are so damn good but some, like this one, are just on another level. All I have left to say is "hell yeahhh....."

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

i loved that guy so much

@YanosProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Turner he really stole the show, put him up on the stage with a bong and let him rip

@sparkyskooter911

3 жыл бұрын

@@YanosProductions yesss 😂

literally the most talented, well versed, creative, and vocabularic freestyle rapper in the world

I just don't get how flawless this guy is

Finally, a crowd that enjoys your transitions as much as I do. So clever!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

:D

as an alien, I'm offended that you assume we don't smoke fat clouds

the guy who said hell yeah is my spirit animal

Genius + talent + research. I cannot express how much this is peak performance. Kudos ×3000 mate

@Failzz8

9 ай бұрын

damn, it's been almost 2 decades since I've last thought of little fighter 2

You still need to make "drop that beat good sir" t-shirts.

@torchk28

4 жыл бұрын

I'll take the XL polo!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

i do... and I WILL

@kosukemaeda4917

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Can you also make the "29-year old privately-educated middle-class white british boy" ones too

@robertfeldmann5201

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner Celebrate with a woof!

This is the first time I’ve seen the camera cut to crowd reactions. I like that cause it shows how surprised some of them are

@GOOB3000

4 жыл бұрын

then you've missed a lot of his videos!

@JadesOfGrey

4 жыл бұрын

Okra im subscribed to him and I’ve watched every one that’s come out in the past 6 months to a year

@addo-s-

4 жыл бұрын

Just in the last month or so he's started to get some camera angle action going on!

@GOOB3000

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Steley lol you sound like hodgetwins up in this bitch

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! It’s a recent addition

Holy crap, you slammed it, nailed it, damn.

Bro 🤯 Nothing but RESPECT for my Caucasian brother 💪🏿 🔥🔥🔥🔥Straight pressure without letting up, GENIUS.

I wish your camera guy would show the audience's reactions more. Seeing people getting there mind blown is half the fun.

@Vivo-cp2rb

4 жыл бұрын

true !

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

the main problem is people being aware they're filmed and then clamming up

@RickAnderson1

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner no "problem" mate. Irrespective of the number who actually do clam up having that footage from the vantage point is something that comedians should have done (but didn't do) years ago. Getting one single great reaction is worth all the effort.

@rh9226

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner multiple hidden cams on audience and edit that shit tight together for reactions.

@olympiaskye2324

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you said, what I was thinking and wishing for! At the end of this legendary performance, you're finally showing their beautiful faces, and the faces get cut off, by all the clickable links. *wishful sigh* I Want to see the people!!! God Bless you, with your wonderful gift of comedy, rap and simple raw talent!

I’m really stingy with the likes. You know they’re expensive. But it’s worth it. Perhaps this was the best one yet. So you keep this upward trajectory and I’ll go broke spending all my likes.

@DoubleOBond

4 жыл бұрын

Just clear your browser cache and you get more.

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Roman haha

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

jamil556 thank you kindly

@ophiolatreia93

4 жыл бұрын

Spending your likes?

Not only is the rapping amazing, the "pre-amble" is better than most peoples stand up !

I almost dont wanna watch because of how hard it is hes constantly keep jokes up with hella deep info while needing to keep specific words in his short term memory.

That illegal aliens line was way too good. Plus I learned what to do if I ever get a UTI! Talk about edutainment! Also, check your Instagram dms sir!

@ThePeacePlant

3 жыл бұрын

I am double thinking if this is real after that. The audio technician surely changed his voice to alien sounding pretty fast like he knows what he was going to say before hand and also cut it off at the right time

@ryanbrown4053

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePeacePlant he probably edits it before he posts it on KZread

@mlei2161

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he did it with his own voice??

@sdoriginal18

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePeacePlant its pretty obvious he did that with his own voice...he literally just went higher pitched and monotone.

@shaydoherty2086

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdoriginal18 nah it was definitely edited

"Hell yeah" I was like this in the end praising your video title, well it didn’t lie.

8:00 jesus that was crazy, that made me start flying

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best rap/freestyle i've ever heard!

i really like this new camera setup! getting reactions are half the fun!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

kasa glad you like it!

still stuns me every time, this talent is unheard of. hope you'll be in the Netherlands one day!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Haarlem in September and maybe Rotterdam too

@MichaelKamikaze

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisPJTurner I live 15 minutes away from Haarlem! I'll be there!

@sam8404

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this power once before, in a man named Slim Shady. Seriously though he did a freestyle like this once where someone just fed him random words. This one kzread.info/dash/bejne/n5iGx5ufc8rMfJM.html

wow, I think this is one of his better ones through the years

This guy is a genius. He used his crowd work as he simultaneously works out his rap in his head . His mind is constructing multiple lines of conscious thought and memory at the same time. That sounds simple but it's really amazing and complicated. He has to stall a bit as he works the crowd while he develops his rap but that is necessary especially when he raps it out as long as he does.

Crowd loved this one. You destroyed, Chris!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

STOMPS ALL OVER PLACE

In addition to the rap itself i feel the audience interaction has become more fluent and natural. And apparently you are coming to Finland? I might just come and see you live 😊

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! It's actually one of my fav parts of any show - and yes! COME!!

This is so many levels of genius all packed into one dude.

By the time they got to the last word, I had already forgotten all the other ones...lol 🤣

This man deserves his own show on HBO or Netflix + 30 million additional KZread subs

I'm here to say a big loud WOW, when I heard this guy, my jaws were blown to the ground, keep that going, you're the best I've heard, and spread that freestyle all over the world!

It's really sad that a lot of german people have problems with the English language because this is a true gem. I had so much fun watching it. Keep up the awesome work!

He represents "Be what you want to be" Well done brother, respect

I love how he acts like he diesnt know weed then drops the duch rolling style

@NeilBlaiberg

2 жыл бұрын

Finally the musical youth song makes sense!

The best i ve seen all week on youtube

These somehow keep getting better it's amazing.

I would love to hear Chris write an actual song, he's so good freestyling imagine what he could do with a thought out song.

@zacharystanaford5466

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

Chris probably has a very high IQ along with potentially having an eidetic memory. He can probably read something once and remember it for years. Not only remember it but recall that memory. What he does is impressive!

@DocTommy1972

3 жыл бұрын

True. I had that until the proton pump inhibitors messed up my body chemistry. It was cool not seeing people for ten years and then reciting their entire family history and their old relationship status with the appropriate kinship ties

@kolyashinkarev7366

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as eidetic memory

@ampersandsoundworks94

3 жыл бұрын

@@kolyashinkarev7366 Maybe not in the complete and total sense of the word, but there are many people with amazing memory recall skills. My cousin was able to recall the order of the setlist of a concert he went to over a decade ago. However you want to define that, it's amazing.

@kolyashinkarev7366

3 жыл бұрын

@@ampersandsoundworks94 i don't doubt that, i just said that there is no such term

@xdsmastermia

2 жыл бұрын

i personally can remember my entire life since infant and suckling on mom's tits and even pre birth in the womb although vague. but it is possible.

As a British person who drinks tea daily, I had no clue what high tea was. For the record yes, I have tea morning, noon and night. Also this is amazing.

This guy's talent is absolutely amazing. And he picks some dope beats. Keep performing, if you'll come to Antwerp I'll be there!

That was sick Chris!!! Best one yet!!! You need to come to Texas already!!!!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Working on it!

@dbalta915

4 жыл бұрын

Texas!!!!! El Paso, if you can

@albertomunoz5372

3 жыл бұрын

Then come by Houston,Tx

Omd. What a legend. The way this dude rhymes with articulation and education is amazing. Much love bro

This is so next level. “Lets drop that beat my friend.”

Man you killed it! I’ve watched many of your videos and I can tell you were in the zone! You just raised the bar for yourself... expectations are high! Great work Chris!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

I will crash into the bar next week

Stumbled upon this guy, he is amazing! Weaves together the different topics in a freestyle AND it’s frickin funny!

Honestly I think this was the best rap I’ve seen you upload, good crowd, superb flow. You’ve got some mad freestyle skills

Mate this is talent I’ve never seen in anybody else - you should do a collab with epic rap battles of history, that’d be amazing to see!

@amandafeliciano542

4 жыл бұрын

He writes for them. ;)

Seen this guy many times I always find the extent of his knowledge incredible there seems to be no subject he cannot riff on. Amazing.

i’m so glad you was on my recommendations 💀, you to lit🚫🧢

I loved it, just rewatched it a year later, what an Audience, you had so much fun, and just aced that one. The disbelief in their eyes, just priceless!

That was insane.

great rap, great audience, great beat, great transitions, .... i have watched this video several times now. great job Chris!

Just found out one of the video randomly on KZread for the first time today, and being a creative writer, I am shocked and amazed seeing your talent. Unbelievable. You're a true genius. Good luck!

Can’t remember last time I stumbled up on someone this talented

this blows me away

4:30 Damn he said my hometown's name

Probably my favorite! Watched it 10+ times

Man that one one of the most flawless so far, killing it with a woof xD

daymn that was a bad azz freestyle , well done. !!

Your skill is amazing Chris ! I know everyone says this because it is true, but it is seriously mind boggling how well you can put these together on the fly. Very entertaining, original, and impressive. Keep it up !

Everyone : maybe Everyone else : no That one dude : helll yeah

This has got to be one of your best. You were on absolute fire. Thank you for sharing your talents with the world. So much fun.

I just found this guy in 2021 and I’m hooked to his comedy/rap lol

This is in the same level of genius as the guy who juggles three Rubik's cubes and solves them at the same time

7:10 Wow less go. Fire starts here

I've watched so many of these now and every time you start, I get nervous. Yet you smash it out of the park every time! This is the best one since Millenials. Amazing.

I'm English and have only just discovered you, what a talent!!

Well done Chris! I 'm still tearing up from how damn funny this was! Great flow and not just spitting lyrics! Thank you for bringing some good times during our time of Covid-19!

Brilliant as always, was glad to catch you in Perth for both of your shows, even better in person! Highly recommend checking out his shows if you are able to!

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

Aw thanks :)

he even implemented the "yes please" from the guy in the beginning and was casually waving towards him ^^

BRO THIS IS INSANE

This guy needs to get on britains got talent or something - he'd be perfect

@billnye8760

2 жыл бұрын

I think he lives in the USA… ?

@dv6342

Жыл бұрын

He’s FAR beyond that.

@Naeshabby

Жыл бұрын

He's doing far better than that being independant

@sarahsugarbritches319

Жыл бұрын

He’s cooler than that

@flitefulwantssubs402

Жыл бұрын

I’m American so I don’t want Britain’s got Talent, but I don’t think that’s bad. That’s a lot of exposure, even if he is “above” the show

I enjoyed the crowd shots of people freakin’ out by your rap skillz. I was like... “That’s my man Chris!” Been following ever since KZread put the viral video of yours our month(s) ago.

Just one word.Genius!

Knees strong, arms light as a feather

This is hands down, in my mind, one of the best performances in the history of human kind. (And maybe Martians). You sir deserve a lot more likes and subs, keep it up!

You synced up with this beat very well indeed. I feel that sometimes the beat itself does you a disservice, however today's was the perfect tempo to unleash the beast

I stumbled across your page and can't stop watching. These are unreal!!

He's a rapper and comedian all rolled in to one

Chris is pissin' fire! 🔥🔥🔥😫

@ChrisPJTurner

4 жыл бұрын

gotta get that cranberry