Free Townhomes for Illegals - EP138
Guys we have a heater of an epi for you. Today on the show we discuss the Iowa Caucus, we tell you why its not a good idea to have a seizure anywhere near Gen-z, we tell you why it doesn't make sense to be "scared of white people" statistically, Desantis keeps botching it, there's more DEI muppetry taking place this time a family favorite flour company, theres a trans banana split metaphor used in Cringe of the Week that will make you LOL, Chris Cuomo is in some hot water for a comment he made about a female CNN host, and as always stay until the end for Uplifting Gold. All this and more it's Fleccas Talks The Podcast episode 138, ranked the best new podcast of all time!
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@BuyLuxuryFootRestsFromTh-bw8ub
5 ай бұрын
Bet you won't SMOKE your FANCY CIGARS with your feet up on some Townsend Leather.
@alexfifer4278
5 ай бұрын
Just add an "s" "best news podcast of all time
@donnajocatlady3839
5 ай бұрын
Acid CIGARS, Kuba Kuba. Not bullet-shaped, but the FLAVOR! 🤤
@DonaldJohnTrump24
5 ай бұрын
Tell your viewers to change their wifi name to Fleccas Talks Podcast in the next episode.
@TiffMcGiff
5 ай бұрын
Banana split? More like cancelled pulse sub 😂
“Tinsel crotch” is legitimately HILARIOUS. 😂🤣
@FleccasTalks
5 ай бұрын
not allowed to make jokes anymore
@MrFiddleedee
5 ай бұрын
@@FleccasTalkswe used to be a real country.
@doritoreiss8089
5 ай бұрын
@@FleccasTalksI wonder if Tinsel Crotch is one of the 48% who has the herps.
@tamisosa8008
5 ай бұрын
Tinsel crotch, totally legit comment and i cant stand that dude! somebody get a tumbler for her tears 😢 🙄 oh brother
@thedude8526
5 ай бұрын
The fact she cried made it even funnier.
I love the “we got clobbered by the age restriction” and the follow up “all they want to do is suck”😂
You don’t have to change anything! Every episode is the best NEW pod cast of all time
The older gentleman seeing his great great granddaughter was the best clip. Made me cry. I’m only 40 but all of my grandparents are no longer living. Sometimes it makes me sad and I miss them.
@serenapimentel7372
5 ай бұрын
Ya I cried too. Had to take a breath not to let it spiral lol. Very touching moment.
@AspiringSpaceWizard
5 ай бұрын
All my grandparents died by the time i was 26. It was hard i loved them all. Im super stressed about when my parents go. Its a nice Thing that guy had
@Kiefsti
5 ай бұрын
I lost my mum and grandparent's, definitely cried some happy tears for this family!!
@iflopgardens
5 ай бұрын
Stop crying weaklings
@iflopgardens
5 ай бұрын
Lying about crying is even worse
I loved the original tagline, and feel it becomes funnier the older the podcast gets.
@jgriffin9084
5 ай бұрын
It's a perfect bit for the show. They need to keep it
I was on a plane recently and experienced some DEI related anxiety. The doors to the plane were just shut and we began driving down the tarmac when a large black woman with a pilot uniform walked out of the cockpit, I was immediately panicked for my safety. The stewardess then got on the intercom saying, "This is 'insert black name', this is her last training session before she will be flying on her own". Everyone on the plane began clapping for this woman who clearly was thrilled at the applause. It seems flying will soon become a major risk within the west and no one will say the quiet part out loud as to why.
@declineofthewest.
5 ай бұрын
It’s going to get really ugly and really scary. I’m super leery of flying anywhere now. Wish there was a way we could see who the pilots were going to be and their experience etc. before we book our flights.
@leinad.s
5 ай бұрын
I stopped flying when they forced pilots into jabs.
@Kendrix1
5 ай бұрын
Just wait. Instead of Pimp that ride, it will be pimp that plane ...
@badlaamaurukehu
5 ай бұрын
I was about to mention the likelyhood of her eventually arguing with ATC and then they played that predictable recording. JFC! Oh, and "Tinsel Crotch" is a compliment among the stripper community. Surprised she didn't know that. Edit: FTC to ATC. Sorry, wrong acronym different problem but likely a common denominator in there somewhere these days.
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Anxiety is not just for the elderly, it can be a tool also used by horse trainers.” -Martin Luther Sing Jr.
I had a few years in the hood while growing up. It was scary and the experience inspired gratitude for laws that protect law abiding citizens. Now, the world is seeing what happens when the low IQ behavior is excused.
“Best new podcast of all time” can’t change. The older the show gets, the funnier that title becomes.
@chasewaterman4534
5 ай бұрын
I second the motion: No change
@srji489
4 ай бұрын
True
Ready for my Tuesday dose of Fleccas Talks 😄
@incredulousd9408
5 ай бұрын
The weekly booster
@the_eerie_faerie_tales
5 ай бұрын
@@incredulousd9408 I'm inoculated against idi0ts until Friday 😅
@dansiwek3593
5 ай бұрын
Boost of detrimental statism @@incredulousd9408
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“I have tried for years to lower dosage recommendation for sick cats. Every time I try, others say they are not getting enough sleep and I have to take a break from workouts.” - Sir Michael P. Towelson, PHD
"Like I said mr 15 year veteran pilot, I just googled it!" Dear God help us all. Planes are gonna be falling out of the skies pretty soon
Unsolicited Medical Advice for viewers: Here are the basic rules of seizure care from a veteran paramedic for people exhibiting a generalized seizure. -Call 911, you're not going to be able to "stop" or "fix" anything. Try not record them. -Clear the area of hazards (sharp objects) which may cause injury during the convulsion. -DO NOT in any way restrain the convulsions or attempt to "hold down" a convulsing patient. -DO NOT put ANYTHING in their mouths (including fingers, spoons, whatever other nonsense has been taught) -If their head is striking a hard surface with force, find something soft to place under it. -Allow the entirety of the event to proceed unimpeded, once the convulsing phase is complete, roll them into the "recovery position" and await EMS. Seizures don't last forever, and a person is barely breathing during a true generalized seizure. They will either snap out eventually and become "postictal" like a hard brain reset....or die.....if they become unresponsive and flaccid with a lack of normal breathing....safe to start CPR. -Timing the event is helpful for responders. What may seem like minutes to you was actually much shorter. Hope this was helpful.
@cam4840
5 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@Slavolko
5 ай бұрын
I would never think to put fingers or spoons in the mouth of a seizing person, so that's a wild one.
@roninkraut6873
5 ай бұрын
This should be pinned. Excellent advice
I cannot believe, after such insistence of authority, that she said, “I googled it.” In a situation landing an airplane of people.
I’m in Maine and I know parents who are struggling to balance working and childcare with food stamp limits. They have been cracking down on all the benefits for the locals lately and now I see why. We need to give our tax money to people who will never integrate and will make areas less habitable. Look at what happened in Lewiston/Auburn. Very sad to see this spreading, even all the way up here.
@Jdlaske84
5 ай бұрын
What’s are people saying about it? Are the people supportive of this?
@RepentTherefore
5 ай бұрын
havent watched episode yet, but i live in lewiston auburn area and work at Bath Iron Works. people in the shipyard are pissed about what's going on in Brunswick. our company just got 34 million and part of its is new housing units for workers. many workers skeptical if it will help anyone local. @@Jdlaske84
@lohengrin4009
5 ай бұрын
Maine is probably like New York, all the densely populated cities vote blue with the rest of the state red. I find it difficult to sympathize with this demographic.
@badlaamaurukehu
5 ай бұрын
@@lohengrin4009It is. We were looking to move out of NYC and went up there a few times in 2011 to scope it out. Thing that surprised us the most was the sheer amount of burkas and even full niqabs creeping about. More than we ever saw anywhere in New York at the time. Got home and looked it up and turns out the O administration had just shipped a F-ton them there from Somalia. Only other thing we immediately noticed that in Maine at the time was the fact that there was no lack of jobs for the locals since the border crossers hadn't made it that far north just yet so white people seemed perfectly fine doing the jobs that they say only "migrants" will do. Dems just want cheap labor and controllable chaos.
@Dead_Again1313
5 ай бұрын
Look at London. We are making the same mistakes as the British.
This is the greatest show is all time! Huge part of my weekly routine
@cookiebones76
5 ай бұрын
Greatest Show On Earth!*
@dansiwek3593
5 ай бұрын
All done from under Trumps desk! Oh Vey!@@cookiebones76
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Routines are something I have learned to implement to keep me awake for longer and longer periods of time. It helps to have more time for the mind and mind and to be more active and productive and productive at times when things don’t feel right.” - President of the Chicago HOA, Luther B. Wallage
Refreshing to listen to people with brains a few times a week (Of course a bonus lander). Thanks boys, from canada, God Bless!
Wooo boy... that uplifting gold got me... The emotions of a great-great-grandpa seeing his great-great-granddaughter, just pure love, and knowing he likely won't be around to see them become an adult, but the immense privilege and blessing it is that he was able to hold her.... Holy smokes.. Thank you Jesus for grandparents.
I live in Georgia and I've noticed a huge increase in Spanish speaking people out in public. Families with four or five kids and lots of single men. I passed a guy at Walmart that was clearly drunk. I went to a clothing store and there were four or five huge families buying carts worth of clothes and shoes. None of them spoke English.
@derekgoins6547
5 ай бұрын
Das rayciss
@bejoj8718
5 ай бұрын
More fair and just.🤡☠️👹
@largemouthbass355
5 ай бұрын
My family land just sold in georgia. It was in the family since pre civil war. The trend your seeing, Id seen start 20 years ago.
@TheTrueChuckNorris
5 ай бұрын
I live in the California bay area. You would not believe how beautiful it used to be. Now it's overrun with trash and vermin. It's a fuckin human cesspool. A den of iniquity. ... Home is gone. ... Stay up. 🙏🏻
@timothystinson9292
5 ай бұрын
Almost like replacement theory is happening currently
"Sometimes the algo fights back, and this algo had hands" 😂 Ratboy is really funny sometimes Edit: @3:15
Fleccas got me with the last clip. I cried, dude. 101 yrs old. Dude I'd be balling my eyes out with my great, great grand baby in my arms. I envy that man. Thanks, guys. I love your show!
Also our third child, our daughter was born today at 4:52am! Love you guys, keep crushing! LFG🎉
Tell your viewers to change their wifi name to Fleccas Talks Podcast and screenshot it in the next episode. I'm great at marketing!
@LunarLocust
5 ай бұрын
It's "4chan party van" and it's never changing
@EremEdition
5 ай бұрын
Amish Rebel
4 day weekend w/ a snow day & Fleccas?!?! Stars have aligned
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Plant grafting is a great idea because it’s the only thing you need in the garden and the soil and nutrients that you have in the soil and you don’t need it in your yard and the garden and you don’t want it in your house.” - Garden Centers of Argentina, translated by Doctor Matthew N. Smith
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Plant grafting is a great idea because it’s the only thing you need in the garden and the soil and nutrients that you have in the soil and you don’t need it in your yard and the garden and you don’t want it in your house.” - Garden Centers of Argentina, translated by Doctor Matthew N. Smith
@whyareyouasking7153
5 ай бұрын
@yourfriendinvermont2478, “Don’t forget to jiggle the handle after you flush.” Martha Washington
Well, as I said, I googled it. And this is the greatest show on earth.
As always, top tier, and the Armenian community will forever have these two gentleman’s backs 🇺🇸🇦🇲🙌🏼💪🏼
@fartberg
5 ай бұрын
You armos need to 1) fix your unibrows 2) stop bathing in axe body spray 3) understand that insurance fraud is not a career
As someone who is in your age group, im glad you two are doing all the work that you are! It reminds me that not all of our generation are college brainwashed progressives.
Fleccas wearing his sleeveless hoodie. His knee in camera view. RRB wearing blue. Grippers working hard. Feels good to be back.
@anthonyweinersnose2583
5 ай бұрын
Short sleeves hoody is henchmen shit.
@californiaraisins8532
5 ай бұрын
That’s not his knee, that’s his balding dwarven son with a peculiarly shaped head.
@elijahschaffersonlysimp
5 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one 🤤
@WinkelManBearPig
5 ай бұрын
Hell yeah
@Ida_Clare
5 ай бұрын
Americana 🥰
Just sold my delta stock! Thanks for the heads up boys !
Had to comment again after seeing the 101 yr old hold his great great grandchild. There's still hope in this world and it's in the hearts of the men and women who live to honor their mothers and fathers.
Best Lil' Podcast of All Time. 1) Keeps original and WELL KNOWN tag in play 2) Shows humility 3) Accentuates the petite hosts.
I used to work at staples up until recently. Gift card scamming was one of the first training modules I went through. It's absolutely official policy to refuse transactions with a bunch of gift cards. You're supposed to immediately get the MOD or GM if it happens.
Started cutting damn onions when the 101-year-old man met his great-great granddaughter for the first time. Eyes started watering.
I'm a black female doctor, of course my community is to blame for why people hold negative stereotypes for me.
A new podcast this morning warms my cold heart.
@FleccasTalks
5 ай бұрын
happy to help
Shout out to Vivek for gracefully bowing out. He should be proud of himself for all the hard work he did it. It didn’t go unnoticed. He kicked butt and took names though his whole campaign trail. Tump was wrong Vivek is MAGA.
@ObeseCaligula
5 ай бұрын
MIGA!
@jota7000
5 ай бұрын
@@ObeseCaligula you are a simpleton but thankfully not so simple that you vote for the left..
@Derty_the_grower
5 ай бұрын
We got Ron Pauled... they are all prechosen buddy... I have a huge channel on the hackers and many proofs... itll blow all your cases for Zominion(with a D) out of water... they admit asian parts on cspan
@Derty_the_grower
5 ай бұрын
100% accurate .. he should and still can be VP..
@JessMan508
5 ай бұрын
Vivek really thought republicans were going to vote for a brown man lol
My retirement dream is to move to Idaho, or ANY conservative, rural state. Got 10 yrs left, God willing. I work for New York City Transit as a bus mechanic and live in NYC. It's truly become a toilet. And people should be called what they are. Bums, not the un housed, and illegals, not asylum seekers or migrants. Point blank, period.
Who wants to touch peoples hair!? I hear this a lot. Anyone that wants to touch a strangers hair is a creep
The 101 year old vet was the best! I was in the other room and I teared up listening! Cheers from a 52 year old conservative punk rocker in Detroit!
@zachbase1124
5 ай бұрын
Funny how the real punks are still against the system! In the 80's and 90's the authoritarian religious extremists tried stopping freedom of speech due to the religious implications. Now the extremists are the progressives. Fakers like Rage Against the Machine now rage FOR the machine. Yet, those truly for freedom still are bucking the tyranny of the machine. Keep on keeping on brother.
Imagine waking up during surgery and you see your doctor googling "how to remove an appendix"
@lohengrin4009
5 ай бұрын
On another note, recently a Chinese doctor punched his sedated patient.
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Chinese Doctors are known far and wide in their profession for being so passionate about health that they can be trusted and respected in their profession.” - NFL quarterback Joe Chia
A butternut squash, because he's clearly out of his gourd.
That last clip brought a tear to my eye. Great job!
Cuomo’s “tinsel Crotch” comment had me rolling!
Because of this show, every time i hear someone on tv or the radio say "veterans" i hear yall saying "Vettrends"
@CoffeeFresh_
5 ай бұрын
Even when they are talking about sports, this guy is 13 year veteran, did he mean to say 13 year vettrend?
@MrFiddleedee
5 ай бұрын
@@CoffeeFresh_yes. support your troops even the hypothetical gay sports ball ones.
I am not a bit ashamed to say that last clip brought tears to my eyes. Beautiful.
I turned on my local news for the first time in a long time just to do the weatherman bit, and I live alone
Tickle Tickle time as always!!!!👍
You should do a whole Juneteenth special episode this year thats just 90 minutes of Urban Decay.
“They can’t have circuses anymore because of lgbt” dyyyyyyyiiiinnnng 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The BEST streaming podcast of all time!!! Be BEST...Always!!!
Hey, I just found this podcast.....one year ago. I haven't even watched the episode but I can already tell it'll be the best one yet. Algo-tickle-juice activated!
They are giving them a brand new condo. They are giving them a free place to live for 2 years. Certainly they are provided a brand new phone and all the utilities and internet will also be free of charge. In CA they are giving them the right to vote, healthcare, and identification. In Illinois they are allowing them to become law enforcement. We are going to have a very difficult task rounding them all up and deporting them.
Anything short of “The Greatest Show on Earth” would be a disservice to society. Wholeheartedly endorse A+++
Great Iowa caucus recap! Look forward to New Hampshire recap
Keep me company while I haul wood into the house for the wood stove! It feels like -3 out there…this better be a good episode!
@FleccasTalks
5 ай бұрын
you'll like. nice and toasty with us
@MrFiddleedee
5 ай бұрын
@@FleccasTalkssounds kinda gay
“The best new podcast of all time” is a great bit and should not be changed, period. The first bit you ever did actually. Repeat, should not be changed.
@aaronjustice2566
5 ай бұрын
Best black female podcast of all time.
The weather..... its called a sun. The sun 🌞 wow guys the sun 🌞
The best new podcast of ALL time means forever past and future! The greatest show on earth does not do justice because the mear ability for us to watch it comes from the satellites in space!! The greatest show in the universe maybe but i still wouldnt change a thing. The original is super catchy!!
Return of the sleeveless sweatshirt is an ominous omen.
@FleccasTalks
5 ай бұрын
had to do it to em
@MrFiddleedee
5 ай бұрын
@@FleccasTalkspretty soon a bieber type going to steal your drip. use it responsibly
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“When I was younger and writing my first book, omens were something I pondered often. It seemed to me that there is no more important information than what you write yourself.” - Doctor S. B. Rittlerson PHD
Hubby is working, i really needed this podcast, makes me feel less lonely lol
@youtubeadmin1451
5 ай бұрын
Hey . .. feeling lonely? Well... how you doing? 😂
@MrFiddleedee
5 ай бұрын
@@youtubeadmin1451panjeet alert
@OldWizard.
5 ай бұрын
You shouldn't be lonely as a wife. I feel bad for your husband. Just like Eve never satisfied...
@youtubeadmin1451
5 ай бұрын
Don't listen to OldWizard.... lets chat.... so what are you into?
@chrisrahl8577
5 ай бұрын
Thirsty
Fleccas talks The GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!
The best 138th Fleccas Talks episode of all time!
the best new podcast of aaaalll tiiiime 🤗
I've been going to the gym and watching all your old episodes, its cool to see how much you guys progressed
I learned exactly what people mean when they say "I saw red" when I used No-Explode. That stuff was crazy!
Joy, excitement, happiness, all this and more on the greatest podcast of all time..
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Jiy is something that is important for all parties to know and to be and to understand but it has nothing to do with sleight of hand magic.” - T. D. Lancaster army Sargent
I need a town home!
@FleccasTalks
5 ай бұрын
me too!
"Rock n Roll is Dead" was uplifting GOLD
I’ve been calling it “The Best Show On TV” for a long time now but wow greatest on earth is even more impressive 👏🏼
Welcome back to the only podcast our forefathers would sponsor! Best newer podcast of all time!
Great recovery by vivec, definitely respectable balance and reflexes
You weren't phoning it in when you showed the horse kicking the duck- best Uplifting Gold of all time!
There’s no reason to change the tag line. It’s perfect for welcoming new listeners each week and sets the expectation of the kind of show you are in for.
So far, I think my favorite aspect of this podcast is how Fleccas can take the most bewildering and cynical subjects in the world that completely get me down and he can come at them with an innocent, boyish enthusiasm. That makes me laugh like I used to.
The great grandpa in uplifting gold almost made me tear up. Good stuff guys
For the new smoker Acid's are a good introduction...specifically blondie belicoso and for a traditional stick, Macanudo cafe. Theyre both affordable and I thought really helped when I first started. Enjoy!
“Makes you wonder if a woman ref is gonna ruin the Super Bowl” 😂😂 … and that’s why you’re the greatest show on earth
Best new podcast of all time
as a career active duty henchmaxxer I have felt honored in the recent episodes
Keep “The greatest New podcast of all time” forever!
Never place your hands in pockets when walking on slippery surfaces
Don't get too down, don't get too discouraged... It's Fleccas Tuesday!
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Finding discouragement in the simple moments in life can be a great way to help people who have been struggling for years to get through life without the pain of losing their jobs.” - Marta T. Warshington
Gen Z must be stopped
Roger Stone was on Elijah Schaffer's show during the caucus and gave his prediction. That man called it!
The girl getting fired basically said~> “I have three contracts out.” (Aka: no deals) “Sure I had One contract that fell through.” (Aka: a “definite* no deal). “I’ve been told that all of clients like me.” (Aka: your “”clients”” are happy for the free dinners/etc that you are wasting on them). “And, my manager tells me that I’m doing alright.” (Aka: My manager doesn’t want to stir the crazy pot… by telling you that you’re a net deficit to the company). 🍺👌
Do you ever wonder if these tiktokers with the weird hand gestures also do it in person like Ricky Bobby?
Best new Podcast… of all TIIIIME! Love you guys
The greatest show on earth 🌎 🙌 ✨️ ❤️ 😍 💕
Stevie Griffin- Just don’t take me to a Black doctor!!😂😂😂😂
Yessss!!! Tuesday is the new Friday 😂
I think should always be considered the best new podcast. Keep it.
Best News Podcast of All Time must stay. It was true before, now it’s great ironically.
“What that mean”..😂 “knocked that back into urban” bahahaha. I love it
Now that's what I call uplifting gold. Great show guys. ❤
You guys are hilarious, our country is screwed and for some reason I always laugh when I watch the show, keep up the great work guys, common sense isn't very common anymore, if we actually have a shot at saving our country I believe watching your show will be involved, thank you two gentlemen.
@Dead_Again1313
5 ай бұрын
If we can't laugh at what's going on, the only option is to cry.
@yourfriendinvermont2478
5 ай бұрын
“Laughter is the best medicine” - Barach Oboma
The guy refusing the gift cards while holding his ground, and the Davey Crockett in the making give me hope for future generations.
We should ask the aoc’s of the country how much our “carbon footprint” is going up with each illegal immigrant that we take in…
Happy Tuesday everyone. That SLNT product seems cool. I have definitely had the experience where I'm talking with a customer at my store and then 5 minutes later I'm getting ads and such for things discussed - that's just creepy AF
@badlaamaurukehu
5 ай бұрын
Hint: That's 90% of most common sovial media apps that have permissions to almost all of your phone's functions. Including yt.
Gonna give it the old watch through once we're done with homeschooling. Cheers bubs hope all's well.
Hello, Fleccas fans! I’m actually epileptic so I’d like to tell you what to do when someone’s having a seizure. You are supposed to leave them alone and don’t don’t them while they’re having a seizure, however you need to make sure that their head is not going to hit anything at all and keep airways clear. DO NOT put anything in anyone’s mouth. The person will wake up dazed and confused and it’s important to comfort and explain what happened, and give them water because seizures are very dehydrating. Call 911 anyways, but make do not do anything drastic if they don’t wake up after 10 minutes of having one
Finally getting caught up, and my god… the great great papa made me bawl! ❤❤❤❤