"I've seen more dramatic battles, like the battle of kotombo" Techno has been around for much longer than I thought

@gamerbreadbaker

4 жыл бұрын

Nope Yep you earned my like.

@chloeb2844

3 жыл бұрын

He never dies what did you expect

@Paula-tn1jt

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies

@skrunklyscrimblo383

3 жыл бұрын

technoblade is an old god, he’s the manifestation of battle and war, he has seen it all

@hamsterc6448

3 жыл бұрын

@@skrunklyscrimblo383 he IS the blood god

Dreams war cry: CMERE GEORGE Technos war cry: helloooooo

@BobBob-bl2vh

3 жыл бұрын

Or “Donde ist la bibliotecha?”

@shriihanmukherjee6502

3 жыл бұрын

6:30

@mnmjeff

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@heavenyeah69

3 жыл бұрын

Its silent H guys, EEELLLOO

@meking1808

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliaelkin9896 Techno, whilst running at someone with a sword: *WHERE IS THE LIBRARY*

life lessons for teachers: your students will pay significantly more attention if you are incredibly sarcastic and give us the lesson while murdering a bunch of children in funny block game

@snappy4212

3 жыл бұрын

If my teaches played Minecraft while teaching I would be 100 times more interested in the subject`

@zathmiregaming4143

3 жыл бұрын

@@snappy4212 same

@clockworkchan2530

3 жыл бұрын

@@snappy4212 you have a point

@LostTimeLady

3 жыл бұрын

Thinking about doing videos talking about geology while playing the funny block game.

@exurbian2420

3 жыл бұрын

no shit my AP US history teacher was a hilarious sarcastic bastard, Best class of the year

He entertained us with everything, even with a free history lesson while dominating in sky wars, rest well Alex, we’ll see you again someday

@andyroughcut4521

Жыл бұрын

Only time will tell. This man will go in the History Books as the greatest Minecraft player and amazing content creator on KZread.

@benjaminrawlinson9318

4 ай бұрын

Legend has it that he’s conquered everything on earth and is now off to fight god himself

"Almost as incredible as... I don't have a reference for this." *Your sources.*

@starpop3737

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said this😂😳

@justanarchivechannelwithno940

3 жыл бұрын

@@starpop3737 me too lmao

@gracehales5395

3 жыл бұрын

Psyvcho I guess we all just read that at the same time

@matthewhernandez6508

3 жыл бұрын

History teachers: You can't defeat me Wikipedia: I know but he can Technoblade: :)

@fluzzythefluffyone1915

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I read it exactly at that time too

Techno: Can you tell me the accurate numbers of the Mongols? Random Chinese Book: *No, I don’t think I will*

@AA-cl3kl

4 жыл бұрын

it was lower than 300k

@horus3416

4 жыл бұрын

People think us Chinese people are smart (some people who actually make good decisions) like, the books are hella long but the summary is just like, “Xin wanted to find his mom”

@____-pb1lg

4 жыл бұрын

@@horus3416 and you don't even get to know if he found her at the end

@jlin592

3 жыл бұрын

Horus ain’t that the truth U-U

@ArchOwl

3 жыл бұрын

Horus take these scrolls to the west or something

Watching this back because it's the type of content Techno made back when I originally out about found him. Thanks for everything. It's been a wild ride to see where he ended up getting.

@dethman2736

Жыл бұрын

same, I remember my brother introduced me to his skywars videos, he was and still is an amazing youtuber

@kiezer635

Жыл бұрын

@@dethman2736 the same happened with me

@jadedpotato1574

Жыл бұрын

i am going to miss him so much. i was so happy he blew up but i was always waiting for these kinds of videos to return to my inbox. the world has lost a gem

I love how the voice is not over the gameplay and instead he’s telling the story as he’s playing so he just breaks in the story sometimes

@Tharzic

4 ай бұрын

This is something I especially always loved about his commentary vids

@EEEEEEEE

3 күн бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

I would learned so much more if my teachers destroyed at sky-wars on the projector while lecturing.

@Nathan-yl6dv

4 жыл бұрын

No Longer hello first reply

@igorkowalski7708

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nathan-yl6dv you don't deserve such power

@nyx.arlene

4 жыл бұрын

@I'm done Apparently they don't...

@kerembaturpehlivan3702

3 жыл бұрын

Things like this make me want to be a teacher

@0utlock

3 жыл бұрын

Dude fr tho

"it's 10 pm, it's due in two hours, and i haven't started my essay" I just went through this last night. Except it was four papers, and I had plenty of sources. I'm just a hardcore procrastinator

@proffesornugget1613

3 жыл бұрын

Lets see did you finish on time

@viewer9144

3 жыл бұрын

r/usernamechecksout

@zyloft2053

3 жыл бұрын

wãtęr mêlön thäñk ÿōû

@an-lt6io

3 жыл бұрын

i need to submit a video report about a story called “THE COCK” and i’m too embarrassed to do it

@proffesornugget1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@an-lt6io i feel bad for you

This video is my comfort video. I was going to say “was” but that does not feel right. This will always be my comfort video. Even though I will never hear from techno in a new video again, I will always have this channel to come back to. He helped me with so much. He kept me motivated, helped me sleep at night, showed me that I could be myself no matter what, and I am so grateful for that. I will never, ever, ever forget Technoblade. Thank you for everything you have done for me. You truly are someone amazing. -N

@ysq2722

Жыл бұрын

FIJI !

@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27

Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace techno

@user-ey5xw2nx9s

Жыл бұрын

:(

@98SE

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he will really really really be missed, REST IN PIECE KING...

@kaimak6592

Жыл бұрын

So we all here rn?🧍

Not only did you just teach us history, You were writing your own history.

@newberryedits

Жыл бұрын

Is this a tribute for Technoblade?

@Karmmortal

Жыл бұрын

@@newberryedits yeah

@newberryedits

Жыл бұрын

@@Karmmortal oh no, I did a challenge that if I find a technoblade tribute comment, the video ends.... I respect my guy don't worry. I guess I have to end there. Love ya!!!

@rosesaysmeow8358

Жыл бұрын

Teacher: talks about history Kids: hide in a closet instead of attending class Techno as teacher: talks about history Kids: pay the most attention ever

Teacher: So, Mr. Technoblade, why have you chosen to write your topic on the second mongol invasion of Japan? Technoblade: I watched like an anime or something on the first one i think.

@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody calls their student "Mr".

@whoop6047

3 жыл бұрын

@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 Eh, some of my teachers do.

@platonicriot

3 жыл бұрын

@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 nah, it's a thing especially in college

@pduck2386

3 жыл бұрын

djdhshshhshdhdb sudysyshsg you must be pretty young, most college professors do say Mr, and some in late secondary school

@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151

3 жыл бұрын

@@pduck2386 I doubt your any older, judging by your name and the fact the technoblade fans are very young. Your just repeating what Patai said.

9:41 his monotone “die.” Gives me so much life

@tumblingartist

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it's great

@hiffahyphae6707

3 жыл бұрын

ironic

@augggiie

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

@kastrral

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ ceiling

@ladder3257

3 жыл бұрын

no it gives you death

I feel weird watching this video. On one hand I feel comforted, because these videos helped me out a lot during hard times, they were quite literally my comfort videos. On the other hand. I know he's gone now.

@Tharzic

4 ай бұрын

Exactly

@deez4097

Ай бұрын

You are not the only one feeling like that 😔

This is my favorite techno video. Rest easy, man. I can’t even begin to express how much of an impact you had on my young, impressionable brain when i started watching you 5 years ago.

@EEEEEEEE

3 күн бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

Pretty sure I’ve learned more from “an idiot playing skywars” than an entire year of history taught by a man with a masters degree in history.

@enchantedevergreen5329

3 жыл бұрын

It's also engaging to watch him play games while he's talking while the guy teaching isn't very fun to pay attention too

@irok1

3 жыл бұрын

It's all about presentation

@amadeodante

3 жыл бұрын

@@irok1 Bruh is that a Megamind reference

@ballpython_crazy9830

3 жыл бұрын

You are totally correct

@merulox

3 жыл бұрын

...no...

Me, who knows Portuguese: "Finally, I have beaten Technoblade!"

@taxfraud6603

3 жыл бұрын

pfff eu pensei o mesmo

@screamo1642

3 жыл бұрын

eyyyy relatable

@zenith6526

3 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bom dia amigo nao falho brasil

@nessi2635

3 жыл бұрын

me who knows how to say grape in portugese: does this count?

@Feranogame

3 жыл бұрын

@@nessi2635 I mean, it counts as 0.0000000001%, which, according to completely correct math, means you have beaten Technoblade by 0.0000000001%, so hell yeah!

"He lost the 1v1" Had me cracking up.

It pains me rewatching these videos knowing the charismatic man making them has passed. Rest In Peace Technoblade. I will miss you a lot.

@EEEEEEEE

3 күн бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

Little did techno know that he would one day rule the world

@karaalford9617

4 жыл бұрын

he knew all along

@Izaac1337

3 жыл бұрын

he always has

@liemduongthanh8386

3 жыл бұрын

Potatoe Boi He used to rule the world, chunks would load when he gave the word

@maxanderson8329

3 жыл бұрын

@@liemduongthanh8386 legend

@isaacdiamond1

3 жыл бұрын

It was all a part of the master plan😈

I have become too advanced for school.

@cteeyly7100

5 жыл бұрын

i did not go to school becase i wanted to play skywars

@scythe2534

4 жыл бұрын

LegitPlays I would’ve liked this, but it’s at 269 rn

@kiera6453

4 жыл бұрын

I became that years ago

@lite554

3 жыл бұрын

oh no, he's become too powerful

@gavinsimmons378

3 жыл бұрын

So you graduated?

Thank you Technoblade, the production quality never mattered, it was all about your personality and skill. Fly high, king.

These videos just hit different... RIP Techno, you will be missed.

6:30 He casually beats up cho5en while talking about a historic war...

@bruhgaming3142

5 жыл бұрын

He probably didn't even realise

@kingslayer3089

4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhgaming3142 cho5en did tho

@FraudulentBozo

4 жыл бұрын

RougenPlex I think he’s talking about technoblade

@felixjum4827

4 жыл бұрын

Cactez lmaooo cho5en sucks ass

@bumbum6695

4 жыл бұрын

Cho5en's channel is him tryharding and then a pig talking about history just trashed him

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Techno knew the exact count for American military personnel killed during the Mexican-American war? Seriously, look it up. He got the exact count.

@arir.4634

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe he counted them all

@hegpxl

3 жыл бұрын

he was responsible for their deaths, obviously

@zecondplace

3 жыл бұрын

I’m too lazy to search up but have a like

@Ixune

3 жыл бұрын

He killed them on skywars

@bonk1815

3 жыл бұрын

He writes each videos script beforehand, so he probably wrote down the exact count of Americans that were killed

thank you so much, words simply cannot describe how much this specific video has comforted and calmed me in my darkest times i’ll always miss you rest in peace techno

"Welcome guys to another episode of skywars"... it's so sad that we are never going to hear him say it again..

@georgebarclay8065

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

Not gonna lie- if Techno made a podcast talking about history/mythology id listen to every second of it. Id actually WANT to learn something lmao

@lucymartyr4364

3 жыл бұрын

This is how I remember anything I’ve ever learned. I just make it a meme.

@tiffanywren9227

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@vcl-eq3vv

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucymartyr4364 I'm gonna try that, lol

@beasty_2818

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@1estel1ch.42

2 жыл бұрын

you can just... watch other channels. overly sarcastic productions does both history and mythology.

Teacher so today we will be learning history Me who watched technoblades history lesson: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

@Chaos-wi6br

3 жыл бұрын

@@corinne-bc7wi shhhhhhh

@pixiethealienkitty1894

2 жыл бұрын

"h i s t o r y" "So what kind of history? A specific war or something? "h i s t o r y"

@fuckingweeb9773

2 жыл бұрын

@@corinne-bc7wi who'se gonna tell him

This popping up my recommendation almost made me cry

and people wanna cancel this guy??? this man wouldnt hurt a fly bruh

@rafalchociej3341

3 жыл бұрын

maybe some orphans. but not a fly

@justinz6080

3 жыл бұрын

@Francesca chociej we don’t talk about it

Well you know the routine see you guys in a year

@petresgaminghaven8766

5 жыл бұрын

See ya then!

@yousxf

5 жыл бұрын

see ya!

@CZORCH

5 жыл бұрын

Bye!

@greenicalgaming

5 жыл бұрын

See ya!Have a nice year :D!

@snowyy3028

5 жыл бұрын

TapHarvL is that you?

History teachers: You can't defeat me Wikipedia: I know but he can Technoblade: :)

3 жыл бұрын

or maybe look at the stated sources in the wikipedia page?

@Sil1as

3 жыл бұрын

And he'll just say hellooo

@alphaandomegafan7538

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Anyone else come back here for comfort by hearing his voice after hes gone?

@LoseMillion

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@CristianoRonaldo-zi7tt

Жыл бұрын

Yes😭😭

@hasabob4275

Жыл бұрын

Yea o7

@nads274

Жыл бұрын

Yep and I haven't stopped 😭

this was my comfort video (:

@mioheartsrays

Жыл бұрын

hope ur resting well!! you saved my life with this post lol, i remember a few years ago to now no matter how upset i was i’d come back and watch this post and it’d make me feel better !!

@jenathica8769

Жыл бұрын

You forgot to switch accounts? I don’t know maybe someone deleted a reply but still

@theepicduck6922

Жыл бұрын

@@jenathica8769 I believe they're trying to say they hope Techno rests well.

KZreadr: Makes game play background video, than makes the commentary part. Legend: Commentates live during game play

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

4 жыл бұрын

absolute god:plays video games while talking about an invasion on japan, casually destroying leaderboards player without even aknowledging it.

@tumblingartist

3 жыл бұрын

yes

FINALLY - SONEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT FINALS AND EXAMS ARE BETTER THAN ESSAYS

@randomperson2526

3 жыл бұрын

yes! Finallyy! someone who agrees

@linguini9619

3 жыл бұрын

writing random junk versus being asked specific questions that usually in my experience are pretty easy? yeah ill take door number two plz

@questionable1556

3 жыл бұрын

Finals and exams make me stressed as frigg. Essays are for me better. I cant even do tests without stressing. Ree

@stallitite9157

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with u

@singlehair9952

3 жыл бұрын

Final exams are easy if you study but writing an essay without a knowledge of that thing, etc no thanks

if your watching this in 2022, he wouldnt want you to be upset and its okay to still be grieving and everythings gonna be okay

I’m rewatching all of his video after he passed away. Fly high, Techno❤️🕊

Dad: “KZread isn’t educational” Me: “I watch Technoblade” Dad: “I stand corrected”

Me: Graduates college with the highest grades Professor: Who taught you all of this me: Well... It’s complicated

@thatoneguy5468

3 жыл бұрын

1st comment. Give me a cookie for my hard work pls.

@owvex5810

3 жыл бұрын

ThatOneGuy 546 dude I didn’t know even know I commented this lol dang

@susamogus8331

3 жыл бұрын

@@owvex5810 3rd comment. Do I get half of a cookie

@owvex5810

3 жыл бұрын

Wei Xin yes

@owvex5810

3 жыл бұрын

Wei Xin 🍪

7:58 he murdered a man in cold blood. for his hat. what an absolute madman

3:31 The perfect timing of him hitting a player and killing him, talking about the japanese getting hit by a storm and dying

Techno's comment section: 50% - History is dumb 50% - OMG TECHNO KILLED CHO5EN!!1!!!11!

@lazydonkey3617

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen either of those once

@penguincubes3729

3 жыл бұрын

I actually love history so

@pierresihite8854

3 жыл бұрын

@@penguincubes3729 history can be really interesting

@penguincubes3729

3 жыл бұрын

Pierre Sihite history can teach us lots about humanity

@noonetookthis8935

3 жыл бұрын

Penguin Brawls agree

Technoblade: "I'm a great example. You should all learn from me- Oh, he brought me a shirt."

@ariumet_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@DaDerpyCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

how nice of him

this is definitely one of my favourite comfort videos

Finally, KZread recommended something that I actually want to watch. Almost forgot they can do that

"Just another Tesla that caught on fire" **Sad Elon Musk noise**

@Astro1tu

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@nghiemnguyen6813

4 жыл бұрын

@@Astro1tu all the news about Tesla on fire is fake, Journalism is dead and the media gets paid by the oil companies btw

@Astro1tu

4 жыл бұрын

@@nghiemnguyen6813 I know my family OWNS a TESLA MODEL 3

@personshi7505

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment!!! I caught the joke and was trying to find another person who did too!

@marckivandesilva1398

3 жыл бұрын

i thought it was Nikolai Tesla's lab caught on fire

“I’ll turn to Chinese “ “ITS ABOUT THE JAPANESE”

@madonut6836

3 жыл бұрын

THEY'RE THE SAMEEE

@kieranfryan6708

3 жыл бұрын

China was apart of the mongol empire and Chinese scholars probably were the ones to record it

@nyachsv1041

3 жыл бұрын

Mongolian once ruled a dynasty of China so that's pretty much Chinese.

"Exam's are great, you just fill in the bubbles" *Cries in UK educational system exams*

i already miss his voice.

technoblade: i'm not good at pvp also technoblade: casually beats up chosen in an 11-minute minecraft let's play

My Mom: You better be studying Me: Doing a History assignment

I hope the channel isn't taken down, I still wanna watch his videos

Therapy: expensive This video: free

Technoblade’s stories are so good, the KZread algorithm suggests these videos because viewers just keep wanting to hear his stories while he casually wins every game he plays

@madonut6836

3 жыл бұрын

what a nerd

Collage: why are you applicable for a scholarship Me:

@OnurKRB

3 жыл бұрын

@@corinne-bc7wi who gives a frick

@jacoby7036

3 жыл бұрын

@@corinne-bc7wi You mean “Not collage, college” ironic you’ve messed up your grammar while correcting grammar....

@Terrazon

2 жыл бұрын

@Jacoby Actually he/she was pointing out op's grammar, not correcting him

"Technoblade Never Dies" Rest In Peace King

This is what I’m doing when I tell my parents I’m studying Japanese history.

can we get a free english lesson next? (Persuasive writing please)

@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620

3 жыл бұрын

Noah Hornbeak It was a joke

@Aaden.mp4

3 жыл бұрын

@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 yes very obviously Bruh moment

@veslime8151

3 жыл бұрын

@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 lol yh, i was tryna do a comedy

@blobofink

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished persuasive essay, it was a pain

@houdini9739

3 жыл бұрын

I like persuasive and argumentative essays, rhetorical analysis essays are the WORST. I hate analyzing other people’s speeches. I can do it well, but I just hate it.

Q&A Q: didnt i see this video like two hours ago A: no, that was all an illusion, you've been tricked. this is the first time no but really reuploaded because youtube didnt notify like 50% of ppl so. hopefully it does this time. woo

@kangygames9324

5 жыл бұрын

Hi techno

@maksitaxi

5 жыл бұрын

Technoblade o hi techno

@blackjackdiamond5

5 жыл бұрын

Technoblade third reply pls sub

@Nyerguds

5 жыл бұрын

It notified me... but it was gone by the time I clicked.

@jacob.southern

5 жыл бұрын

alright i believe you. carry on

I cant believe he's gone

@snackingfeather

Жыл бұрын

Yeah me too😭

"Ah yes, this semester is almost over and I'm gonna get owned, *continues to play minecraft*" Even I too, do such stupid things.

Him: the Chinese write everything down Me, a Chinese person: ...I can't even take notes in history cause it's BORING

@itsgirlcraft5842

3 жыл бұрын

Can agree. I'm taking AP U.S. history rn (even tho I literally told EVERYONE I didn't want anything AP) and its so boring. Let me look at the random nonsense that DOESN'T involve politics for once

@Ethan-vj5mt

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsgirlcraft5842 exaclty. US history is generally more boring at least in my opinion so that’s like the final nail on the coffin

@Hazyla

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not Chinese but still Asian. My fear of my parents kicking my ass over a bad grade scares me into taking notes on everything.

@meepmeep1601

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hazyla this is relatable except the fact that im usually half asleep by the time history class comes around

@blobofink

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I just draw random shit on my Chinese History notebook. It can range from a very badly proportioned OC or fanart, to decently drawn bow or sword, or a hot dog. Or a flower. Chinese History is just art class with no topic for me. Well sometimes I doodle the shit they were talking about like how the same emperor died because of some revolution or some shit for the millionth time.

“An estimate so vague it might as well have come from socialblade’s estimated earnings” Underrated quote right there

@westonlord4214

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️

@HannahGlover-nj5sz

10 ай бұрын

That was THE MOST random way to reply to that comment..

@justseffstuff3308

7 ай бұрын

@@westonlord4214no ❤

I miss him already.

R.I.P Techno, You have entertained all of us, You have been a idol for some of us, You have fought for a lot of great things for which i support you. All the best wishes to his family and friends, Thank you Alex for the great times you have given us.

Technoblade uploading???? I think he got hacked

@banclishor5922

5 жыл бұрын

IKR

@catgirlfant

5 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal comment

@AsapReflex

5 жыл бұрын

greedy child.mp4 ikr

@FyreofShadow

5 жыл бұрын

haaax

@IconiCDK

5 жыл бұрын

agree

Thanks now I can quit school.

"Just another Tesla caught on fire"

we all know how much the "welcome guys to another episode of skywars" warms our hearts :)

Technobald calm: şïr Tachnobabe panik: Břooö

@supr3me83

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf did i just read?

@YourLocalNobody420

2 жыл бұрын

@@supr3me83 no clue

@Terrazon

2 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful I've looked at this for 5 hours now

6:30 Techno talks about history while making history

@spongebobsquarepants411

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Doggo, not really.

@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247

3 жыл бұрын

He killed the no.2 player in skywars

@changiee

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I made it 69 likes B)

@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247

3 жыл бұрын

@@changiee now defend it

@changiee

3 жыл бұрын

@I haven't Showered for a year but _defends_

Techno is so based. He talks history while murdering players in skywars. What a legend! Rest In Peace.

If techno lived he would probably say not even close :(

I love when techno shows that he is big brain. Like when he talks about smart stuff or uses big words. Very nice. Do it more

@abdullahimran4624

3 жыл бұрын

this comment made me sad.

@nuclearbirb7220

2 жыл бұрын

@@abdullahimran4624 how so?

6:27 don’t mind Technoblade just DESTROYING CHO5EN (skywars leaderboard player) without a sweat while talking about history.

Crying this showed up 4 years later 😭

The difference between Techno and other Skywars footage users is he records footage while telling the funny stories. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Why am i watching this instead of doing my history homework...

@kittyplayz1480

3 жыл бұрын

This is history

@zathmiregaming4143

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@zathmiregaming4143

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@hannahsaeger1972

3 жыл бұрын

Because this is not only better than any history lesson but it is the BEST way to learn this stuff cause it´s a pig man stabbing orphans

@johnwolverton48

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

Alt title: pig man plays block game while complaining about sources for a history essay

3:26 Technoblabe: The Mongols dies in a storm Bill Wurtz: The Mongols died in a tornado

Rest in peace Technoblade, we'll always remember you.

8:43 This has to be the biggest flex in the history of Minecraft

"I'm exaggerating slightly." "Japan is a tiny island with like 12 and a half people" "*SLIGHTLY*"

@helloworld2409

3 жыл бұрын

Its a medium island with 14 and a half people

@tired3ggkid465

3 жыл бұрын

12 and 1/3

@Cqmic

3 жыл бұрын

half a pearson

Imagine being destroyed in skywars by a guy giving a history lesson.

Technoblade the late historian. We’ll miss you, bro.

This man is therapy for ppl in school no matter what level of schooling.

“I’m gonna flex so hard on the future when they see these numbers”. -TechnoBlade, 2018

@sylvicalias

4 жыл бұрын

and now he has 1.8M subs as of June 2020

@v3x1107

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylvicalias and now he has 2.88M subs as of Oct 2020 OvO

@Elyricai

3 жыл бұрын

@@v3x1107 now he has 3.94 million subs on Dec 13th 2030

@v3x1107

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elyricai almost 4 mil pog-

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elyricai now he has 5.59 million subs on Feb 3rd 2021

techno please don't delete this video it is the only thing letting me sleep rn :D

i found the numbers for the second mongol invasion and the samurai had 40,000 samurai against the mongols 140,000

Can we all agree we need this man as our teacher. I would listen, and stay.

@fightingyaks2.0j77

Жыл бұрын

😢😭 well miss him

I miss him. So bad.

I yelled “I WANT TO WATCH A TECHNO VIDEO” at my phone, then I opened KZread and this video popped up. I’m happy now

“So it won’t be Eurocentric” Europe back then: lol I practically own the whole world. Either the land is mine or I have strict deals on others

@seabass8154

4 жыл бұрын

500 year period

6:30 techno casually taking a dump on the leaderboard

@NotCapy

3 жыл бұрын

its technoblade, what would you expect

@scorch1036

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@the-oncomingstorm

2 жыл бұрын

@@scorch1036 68 actually

Why have school when you have techno

@a2je45

Жыл бұрын

yup

Crying while watching this

6:26 Love how he just casually kills a leaderboard player