"You're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet." - Dan Aykroyd was great in every sketch.

@paulmc3457

3 жыл бұрын

Ski daddle into the bed, little lady! 😂 So classic Akroid! 😂

@jaex9617

2 жыл бұрын

My fave of the original cast.

@DaveDaShrubber

2 жыл бұрын

Did Fred's territory include Berwyn?

@eclecticx

Жыл бұрын

Every member of the original cast was great in every sketch.

@juliawilkinson

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

The way he breaks the 4th wall and looks at the camera when he says "Male Prostitute" just slays me.

@debrasalt3598

3 жыл бұрын

@Gordon Morrice I saw an interview recently and Dan is a pretty savvy businessman and knows a lot of stuff! He's really into UFO's, has several beverage brands and he impressed me.

@paulmc3457

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah, that's the best part of the whole skit, some of Akroids hilarious earlier stuff!

@joeski734

Жыл бұрын

He zips his pants emphatically right before he last line. He has to start the line before while he puts his pants on to end at just the right time. Impeccable timing This is the funniest written and best performed part in SNL history.

@johngore7744

Жыл бұрын

@@paulmc3457 Bass O Matic. The French Chef. Lol

@johngore7744

Жыл бұрын

In this skit he always reminded me of a mix of Herb Tarlck( WKRP) and that guy with the pipe and same hat and ‘sports’ jacket from Mads’ Dave Berg The lighter Side of ……( Bill Kerplotnik?). Anyone remember that guys name?

Dan was 27 here, yet he really looks like his older self, like he's 40. It's impressive. This is a hilarious sketch, I love it.

@KimberlyBishh

Жыл бұрын

Everyone looks older back then I swear

I saw this skit when I was on trip with my parents. They were out to dinner, and when they came back to the hotel, I asked them what a male prostitute was. My father threw a rod, but Mom just laughed. I was five years old.

@brianarbenz7206

2 жыл бұрын

When they knocked on the door, you should have shouted, "That you, Mr. Garvin?"

@armytilltheend2071

Жыл бұрын

They left you alone in a hotel room when you were just 5? 🥴

@johngore7744

Жыл бұрын

I saw this on a different kind of trip. Lol

@jonnyjibjob6519

Жыл бұрын

I was around 8 when I saw this lol

@aljabirxiju9475

Жыл бұрын

threw a rod? huh

All men of the world should aspire to role model theirselves after Fred Garvins work ethic

@haroldholt1321

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@doreendaykin6693

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehe🤣😂

@jaex9617

2 жыл бұрын

With a name like Grynkiewicz, you've got to be within an hour’s drive of the Quad Cities. And I agree with you, BTW. You give me a hundred Fred Garvins and I could rule the world. ✌🏻

@brendasykes6931

2 жыл бұрын

🤡

@brianarbenz7206

2 жыл бұрын

Of course, the vast majority of a real life Fred Garvin's customers aren't gonna look much like Margo Kidder.

Okay, Margot Kidder is absolutely adorable in this.

@MrJimmyTide

2 жыл бұрын

Right? She is fucking beautiful.

@sgt.thundercok4704

Жыл бұрын

She was always creepy as hell.

@stevejeffrey11

Жыл бұрын

is that superman's girlfriend

@whodidit99

9 ай бұрын

@@sgt.thundercok4704 In a good way.

@user-vp1sc7tt4m

7 ай бұрын

Yes! She was absolutely adorable in this!

If you don’t mind, I do work with the glasses and jacket. - comedy gold!

@debrasalt3598

3 жыл бұрын

and those trusses!

How Dan Aykroyd never ever breaks character is incredible! When Dan did the Skit as Beldar Conehead on SNL. The one when Frank Zappa came to pick up his daughter Connie for a date. Zappa totally lost it as "Beldar" was consuming mass quantities during the father/date talk waiting for Connie! I almost peed my pants laughing! Frank is laughing and desperately trying to compose his character. All the while Dan didn't miss a beat continuing on conversation with food falling out of his mouth! What a fucking genius Aykroyd is. 😎

@brianarbenz7206

Жыл бұрын

Dan is the finest! Love him.

@bobblowhard8823

Жыл бұрын

Yes. And let's not forget when the Coneheads did "Family Feud"! That was classic gold!

If there's not a statue of Fred in the Quad Cities, there needs to be!

@josephgrynkiewicz1921

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no shit, Fred gets more ass than a toilet 🚽 seat ! You have to respect the man 🤘🎸👍

And let's not forget to say thanks to the great folks at Great Lakes Feed and Grain!

Happy they’re uploading a lot of these vintage sketches. Waiting for caveman lawyer

@jimsteele2072

4 жыл бұрын

Been up for a while Unfrozen caveman lawyer.

@alcarbo8613

3 жыл бұрын

I’m waiting for Metric time and Metric Alphabet

@bigislander72

3 жыл бұрын

I keep searching for the one where Dan Akroyd is a bear mauling victim.

@Dana-uc6xu

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Unfrozen Cavan Lawyer was awesome!

@rodneyjohnson4794

2 жыл бұрын

and samurai whatever.

Somewhere, someplace there's someone who's real name is Fred Garvin laughing their ass off at this skit.

Years ago, a male pro was actually sent to my mother's hotel room when she was on a business trip. She laughed him out of the room (he was about as appealing as Fred), then called me. We could NOT stop laughing!

@chinchilladivine81

5 жыл бұрын

Binkle Babe Really?! The company sent him? What kind of company did she work for? The sketch is great but THIS is the story I need to hear!

@binklebabe4725

5 жыл бұрын

@@chinchilladivine81 Point well taken! It's one of the best classic SNL skits, for sure. Love your name! 😃

@binklebabe4725

5 жыл бұрын

@@chinchilladivine81 Oh! I misunderstood what you said. It was an insurance company. That's all she told me, plus, it was my mother, didn't want TMI! She turned him down.

@chinchilladivine81

5 жыл бұрын

Binkle Babe lol!!! God I didn’t even think of that-I wouldn’t want to hear that story from my mom either!! Still a great story though. And thank you, I love drag queens so I gave myself a drag name (I’m a straight woman). I work at a theatre and got to meet Mink Stole and get her autograph. She asked who to sign it to so I said CHINCHILLA DIVINE and she cracked up and said, “well, thank you for not stealing MY name.” It took me a minute to realize she thought I’d stolen Divine’s name!

@paigeturner4425

4 жыл бұрын

Happened to my mom once too. Yay for gender equality X)

Of all the classic SNL sketches I think of this one more than most. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. All actors involved are gold.

This was one of Dan Akroyd’s finest hours. This and the drool cup with Michael Palin.

The late Margot Kidder was a stunner.

@renofaoro5100

20 күн бұрын

Didn't she take the low road?

" Enough foreplay, lets get crackin' "

Fred Garvin should have have become a regular skit! Today, a Netflix series would Fuckin rule! He’s my Fred n butter man 👍🤘🎸😂

"I service the entire Quad Cities area." Omg This is even funnier than I remembered!

@myearsloveit

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@aaronwilkins2165

4 жыл бұрын

I live in the Quad Cities...Rock Island!

@debrasalt3598

3 жыл бұрын

what passes as humour now....

@DaveDaShrubber

3 жыл бұрын

Did Fred ever work in Berwyn?

@debrasalt3598

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronwilkins2165 just hearing him say "Fred Garvin, male prostitutute, cracks me up!

This is why I think Dan Aykroyd was the best cast member in the history of Saturday Night Live

I met Dan A proud after a Blues Brothers concert in Detroit in 1980 n was blown away by how EXTREMELY nice n cool n friendly he was!!! A very cool experience I'll never forget!!!

@user-us2bt7ll2l

Ай бұрын

Your so lucky

Danny was the best. Garret was one cool cat. "I got eight girls... and Fred"

Being one of the few people in Australia who actually does know the quad cities, I think there does need to be a celebratory statue built showing Fred at work.

@daveconleyportfolio5192

11 ай бұрын

Aykroyd loved to name-check those kinds of places for realism. When he did "Doctor Detroit" I got a kick out of his references to Michigan towns and counties.

No one's gonna mention how beautiful the late Margot Kidder was?

@Warpedsmac

3 жыл бұрын

Done.

@carolynfoster1541

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't even give her credit!

@misfitdanzig8152

3 жыл бұрын

Before the mcu Louise lane is hot.

@jaylew8408

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently all Margot's in the industry are smoking hot

@issuesandtissues9280

3 жыл бұрын

Margot Kidder was So beautiful

One of the all-time classic skits… I saw this back in the day and laugh my ass off… Aykroyd was such a great comedian… He just killed it every time.

"Fully qualified male strumpet..."

@fatelvistcb

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure "strumpet" flew over my head watching this when it first aired.

What made Dan Aykroyd so amazing was his background in improve. You go all-out! He NEVER HELD BACK!

@daveconleyportfolio5192

11 ай бұрын

A lot of comedians can only be comedians. Aykroyd was the son of a Canadian government official and could easily have become a bureaucrat, an executive or an engineer. So he could tap into the mind of a square, hyper-competent white guy and sell it with convincing realism while going off on absolutely crazy tangents.

My personal favorite sketch of all time.

@fawltytenor

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites as well

The most impressive part was how he rattled off the Quad Cities without stumbling ha ha.

@walterspector735

Жыл бұрын

He forgot East Moline.

@fudhater8592

Жыл бұрын

@@walterspector735 That would be the Quint Cities

@walterspector735

Жыл бұрын

@@fudhater8592 - East Moline was the original fourth city. Bettendorf was a late bloomer.

@fudhater8592

Жыл бұрын

@@walterspector735 At the time of that skit (and ever since then) it's been Bettendorf

@walterspector735

Жыл бұрын

If Aykroyd's writers had been on the ball, they'd have had him say something "...the quad cities", then rattle off all five names. :D

"a work order..."

@roberthughes5880

5 жыл бұрын

Guessing it had to be signed in triplicate

@GoldSkye

4 жыл бұрын

Roger you roundly!

THE GREAT DAN AKYROYD at his best!!! He is my favorite of all the SNL stars....always different characters so well played. His comedy has aged well......TW

SNL in the seventies was the best!

@RJ1999x

3 жыл бұрын

Especially compared to the crap of today's SNL

"Thought you might need some help with your trusses" . ..HAHAHA . .

OMG..I haven't seen this in 20 years. I love Dan Akroyd. It still makes me laugh !

@randomresidentwitch4179

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Travels it was posted 11 years ago....is fun being a time traveler?

@randomresidentwitch4179

5 жыл бұрын

11 hours****

@happyfire94

5 жыл бұрын

12 hours

@marktravels9601

5 жыл бұрын

@YuckyPickles oh cool . Thanks !

@Snopdogdad

5 жыл бұрын

It was made 4 days ago you lier

Dan Aykroyd at his best.

Shout out to the Quad Cities, especially good old Moline, Illinois! 2:09

I feel this is the funniest sketch Dan ever did. It's a one-off, but it's just the right amount of nuts to stand out. I mean, who could resist the Snake? 🤣🤣 And damn if I still don't think he's cute.

"i call this one the snake" 😂

When I was watching these episodes "live" back in the 70's, I used to just love the way Dan Aykroyd seemed to be pushing whatever he was doing to what felt like the limits of what you could get away with on TV. It was sort of like he was saying, if you move that line forward an inch, I will take that inch right fucking now. He always seemed to have this vibe of having more cards than he was playing, while still playing plenty of them. In some ways he was like the American version of John Cleese. Someone smart and in control but with something crazed and more intense about to explode through the veneer. That powder keg quality. They were both good at funny walks too. When I was a younger guy...every time he turned to the camera and said "Fred Garvin, male prostitute"...the look, the voice, the absurdity of the sudden sub-titles, the whole thing just killed me. So glad you they're posting these classics lately.

@linoeleven

5 жыл бұрын

good description, i get what you mean from watching this skit

@GeneBurnett

5 жыл бұрын

@@linoeleven Thanks. GB

@GeneBurnett

4 жыл бұрын

@Richard Lionheart Thanks. ;~) GB

@joeski734

4 жыл бұрын

Watching these old sketches lately, it's clear Aykroyd is the backbone of the show. Chevy and Belushi and even Bill Murray became movie stars faster, but Aykroyd was the essential piece. Could play anything, anyway. The MVP.

@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld

4 жыл бұрын

To me, Dan is a comic genius. I was a young teen. The memory of watching these early SNL episodes, late on a Saturday night, is so special. Remember, he also co wrote and starred in Ghostbusters ...

"Animal gratification" lmao I'm dying.

Totally enjoy how Dan Aykroyd commits to the bit. No multiple trusses are going to dent his self confidence. 😬. Margot Kidder was lovely and funny too.

Chris Farley was built for this role in the shadow of the greats. Too bad he left us too soon. Love that guy

@gheller2261

14 күн бұрын

Nah. Farley would have turned this character into a buffoon and relied, as always, on his heft for laughs.

…”my rather elaborate network of trusses”! OH how often I’ve used that line!

He was striking a pose before it's time.2022. Philadelphia USA

RIP Margot Kidder

“What’s red and green and goes like this 🤪?”🐸 I lost it when he did that last pose.🤣🐍

Wow. A classic! The best days of SNL. Truly. I remember these shows. Great great cast. John Belushi, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, etc.

Watching this I realize there was an old episode of Roseanne where Dan has provocative pictures taken for Roseanne at the end of as n episode, and those poses are exactly the same as the ones Fred Garvin makes. Nice tribute John Goodman!

@fatelvistcb

4 жыл бұрын

...or George posing with Kramer taking photos

@ajpisharodi

2 жыл бұрын

His future Blues Brothers 2000 buddy!

@lisaparkhill682

Ай бұрын

​@@ajpisharodiI love it when they perform Ghost Riders in the Sky; my grandpa loved cowboy movies, I always think of him when I hear it and Blues Bros 2000 knocked it out of the park! I love the original Blues Bros, I swear my life has been enriched by SNL, some of this great stuff makes my eyes fill with tears for remembering the times that we were in. ✨❤️✨

@ajpisharodi

Ай бұрын

@@lisaparkhill682 my life too has been enriched by SNL! The SNL of old, not modern SNL, though Cecily Strong holds a special place for me. But the original Not Yet Ready for Prime Time cast as well as the years when Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler etc were on, nothing can beat those seasons!

Probably SNL's funniest ever sketch.

My all time favorite! I cried when I first saw this and my sides were very sore from the laughter!

I think they must have strategically put very large graphics over Akroyd's face when he looks into the camera because each time it looks like he's about to explode into laughter.

2019 he is still swooning the entire QC area. Saw him on Kimberly.

"You get me for the whole night" cracks me up every time😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

My friends called me a Male prostitute because I didn’t button up all my buttons on a shirt and my tie wAs slightly off once, and that all I could think about

Aykroyd is hilarious...

He could've said "Land Shark" - at least once? It would've worked! 😂🤣😂 "I've got 8 girls, and FRED"

Margot Kidder, she was so beautiful and funny. RIP.

along with Phil Hartman,Ackroyd was the best at sketches

@JohnSmith-kz8yo

4 жыл бұрын

and Bill Murray

@waynej2608

4 жыл бұрын

And Belushi.

@patrickfallon6192

3 жыл бұрын

Dana Carvey Mike Myers

@cubswin3838

2 жыл бұрын

Phil was like Dan. Whatever they needed, those guys did it. With aplomb! Same role on the team, different eras. Both were Presidents, too!

@essessessesq

Жыл бұрын

@@cubswin3838 that had not occurred to me, but you're right...Dan and Phil both played the "adult male" role on SNL...as Garvin, as the unfrozen caveman attorney, as Jimmy Carter, as Reagan, as the spaceman father "from France" etc etc....very perceptive--Fred Willard had played the same ''normal adult male'' role in the wacky "Ace Trucking Company" group in the 1960s that was the forerunner of 2d City and SNL

I'll admit if he showed up to my hotel room at night, I'd let him in :o)

@user-us2bt7ll2l

Ай бұрын

Same!!!!!!

“rather elaborate network of trusses”

In an alternate timeline, Christopher Reeve played the Fred Garvin character.

@elmagnificodep

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Superman in the thumbnail until I clicked the video and read the description.

@roselahuerita

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought it was christopher reeves as clark kent in the thumbnail 😂

@chuckbutler8114

4 жыл бұрын

I totally thought that too

Deuce Bigelow's real dad 😀

@rosecrow1545

5 жыл бұрын

Also, possibly pre dr. Detroit......dr. dr.

Dan you awesome legend!! Only you could be one of the original snl cast, Ghostbuster, blues brother, been a fan of yours since the 80s, thank you for being my childhood hero

An all time classic. I do this skit all the time.

Oh yes, I remember Fred Garvin. This skit was gold.

I wish SNL would have the guts to post the skits of Buck Henry as Uncle Roy. Some of the funniest stuff SNL ever did.

Great Lakes Feed ‘N’ Grain is picking up the tab. Ah, the generosity of corporations!

I know this might sound like hyperbole; but SNL doesn't get any better than this sketch. There are others that are just as funny; but this one easily contends for the top spot. It's all about Akyroyd. He's absolutely irresistible.

Now I know why Donna Dixon dumped Paul Stanley and married Dan Akroyd!!!

@user-us2bt7ll2l

Ай бұрын

Same here

Compliments of Great Lakes Feed and Seed.

@keianbrown8621

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Miller nice profile pic

@waynej2608

4 жыл бұрын

How's business, these days, Fred?

@danmiller2940

4 жыл бұрын

@@waynej2608 Business is great. The ladies really appreciate my services, once they get past the elaborate system of trusses.

Dan Aykroyd is brilliant. His Julia Child skit where he bleeds to death cutting up a chicken still kills me!

@badasshiker9637

2 жыл бұрын

Save the liver!

I like it how after he introduces himself as "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute," they play 2 notes on the saxophone.

@OnlyKidWithCamera

5 ай бұрын

You're after my own heart. The two soft saxophone notes are the subtle brilliant touches most people never notice. It cracks me up every single time. This is easily among the greatest sketches in the history of comedy; and Aykroyd is masterful as Fred Garvin.

OMG, I forgot Fred. Hysterical!!

RIP Margot....

Have the best of Dan Aykoryd on VHS wish I still had a VHS player

Just imagining Chris Farley doing this skit.

@freddyrichards878

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's more cute when it comes to talking to girls. Although I could see either David Spade, Rob Schneider, or Norm McDonald play the character

@johnguilfoil8738

4 жыл бұрын

he would have killed it

@ronaldreagan1068

4 жыл бұрын

187 Macabee It’s just someone’s opinion. Stop being so butthurt.

@jujubees5855

4 жыл бұрын

I would probably die laughing.

@hellokittyangel211

4 жыл бұрын

@chris Barnett key word in your comment is "fans" meaning their are people out there who don't like him. Comedy is subjective. I love Jane Curtin, but a lot of KZread commenters can't see why she was chosen. However she stuck around for the first 5 seasons of the show and then went on to win back to back Primetime Emmys for the sitcom she started after she left beating out her co-star, members of the cast of The Golden Girls and the Mary Tyler Moore show to get them. Also, joke stealing sh*tshow Amy Schumer was the 2nd highest paid comedian 1 or 2 years ago and I'm STILL trying to figure out how that worked out because she is awful. Therefore, chill out because there are people out there who aren't going to find your comedic Lord and Saviour Farely God's gift to comedy like you do.

Margot Kidder was so gorgeous

This was the one good sketch in the whole 90 minutes when it aired.

@noname-by3qz

Жыл бұрын

I believe it. Much of it was, and is, pulp.

@flyingwasp1

Жыл бұрын

i remember as a kid getting a couple of good laughs during the whole program. but it was usually worth it. especially when steve martin was hosting

Absolute comedy gold. I miss the days when SNL was funny.

@harvey1954

9 ай бұрын

Really !

@robz.3225

7 ай бұрын

@@harvey1954it’s very funny now

I'd forgotten how funny this skit was! I have been looking for that sport coat since I first saw this skit on a Best-Of countdown back in the 90s! Ridiculously plaid and gaudy. I could not love it more!

@KendraAndTheLaw

Жыл бұрын

Danny was the best. Garret was one cool cat. "I got eight girls... and Fred"

Looking at this 70s skit and all of a sudden I smell cheap cotton, polyester and cigarettes. And he said he had a work order

When you realize Dan acted like this in the bedroom for real (and that inspired the sketch). XD

@christco120

2 жыл бұрын

yes, his girlfriend was a writer on the show

What other SNL skit was ever better..........? Seriously. This one was the magnum opus.

Thanks SNL for this post...put up more of the old stuff please!!!!!

Btw my dad had a backseat driver's license as a joke from one of his buddies back in the 70s. I remembered seeing it a long time ago. He also had a pencil with an eraser at both ends. :-)

Classic! "I call this one The Snake." When this aired my brother and I were on the floor laughing hysterically. The 1st and perhaps most legendary SNL epoch.

omg i loved that! have never seen this character before... total surprise to come across it!

@fredgarvin4482

4 жыл бұрын

i like this sketch too

4:54 this is a line I've remembered for lo these many years

his chuckling cracks me up lmaoooo

@autumnlutz2785

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo same especially when he chuckles after he shows her his back seat drivers license

The trusses are the funniest part

This skit is an example of why the original SNL cast is so fondly remembered.

EVERYTHING about this sketch should have been repeated and played to death throughout the 80's and into the 90's with all the new cast members. What a character Fred was. Best parts were the damn trusses and his pimp showing up.

Work order....roger roundly!!!! Lol

I have a work order to roger you roundly LOL

“...Symptoms of arousal...” Ha

rodger you roundly....i went to high school with a guy who dressed just like Fred Garvin...and , you guessed it...we called him Fred Garvin......he's probably a millionair now....drove a powder blue '72 El Dorado he fixed up in auto shop class....those were the days

The best ever classic!

I watched this live! And I actually live in the Quad Cities!

@DominiqueGarofalo

2 жыл бұрын

Where are the Quad Cities?

@bradwooldidge6979

2 жыл бұрын

@@DominiqueGarofalo Davenport and Bettendorf in Iowa, and Rock Island and Moline in Illinois.

Margot Kidder so beautiful in this sketch....and I think she didn't know the frog joke was coming.

Just make sure you dont touch the rupture.