Your deck is full of bad cards Jorbs with 30 wounds, an evolve, 3 firebreathings, and a warcry: my deck has no bad cards

@Ironsuaba

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget the curse of the bell, arguably the best card ever

The jalapeño archetype

'offering seems like a budget warcry so probably skip' i swear jorbs chat is the greatest

@Schmerb

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I watch a lot of streams but Jorbs chat to me is definitely the funniest and most likely to make me laugh. Idk it's something about the funny inside jokes and the ability to make absurd joke-statements about spire (like the one you mentioned). I think I might be in love with Jorbs Chat.

@jhudielgabrielsabelino9278

3 жыл бұрын

The Jorbs characters make me giggle when they mention it.. e.g. youtube Jorbs, Twitch Jorbs then they compare both channels like its different and its a competition of who has slain the most hearts lmfao

@RanetaCroak

2 жыл бұрын

@@jhudielgabrielsabelino9278 mini Jorbs too, they are great

This is why I relentlessly backseat KZread Jorbs, he doesn't even know I'm doing it, and no one can stop me! This power is... intoxicating.

12:20 "I didn't take Fire Breathing because I need four of them" Are you sure about that? Edit: Only took 3 FeelsBadMan

Hearing Jorbs laugh like that cleared my soul

@Chaantastic

3 жыл бұрын

8:04 ? It was a good laugh

@jacobguillerey4476

3 жыл бұрын

24:58 was great too. A bit one punch many too.

@jacobguillerey4476

3 жыл бұрын

59:20 is also great.

"I didn't take firebreathing because i wanted 4 of them." Looks at video title

I love playing decks that don’t directly do damage via attack cards so this was a lot of fun to watch. Always good to see the deck start to pick up tempo in act two, that’s when it’s the most fun IMO.

Here is the chronological list of relics picked up during this run: Calling Bell - Upon pickup, obtain a unique Curse and 3 relics. Akabeko - Your first Attack each combat deals 8 additional damage. Horn Cleat - At the start of your 2nd turn, gain 14 Block. Charon's Ashes - Whenever you Exhaust a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies. Mummified Hand - Whenever you play a Power card, a random card in your hand costs 0 that turn. Pantograph - At the start of Boss combats, heal 25 HP. Vajra - Start each combat with 1 Strength. Ink Bottle - Whenever you play 10 cards, draw 1 card. Mark of Pain - Gain [one Mana] at the start of your turn. At the start of combat, shuffle 2 Wounds into your draw pile. Warped Tongs - At the start of your turn, Upgrade a random card in your hand for the rest of combat. Orrery - Upon pickup, choose and add 5 cards to your deck. The Courier - The Merchant restocks cards, relics and potions. All prices are reduced by 20%. Self-Forming Clay - Whenever you lose HP, gain 3 Block next turn. Ancient Tea Set - Whenever you enter a Rest Site, start the next combat with additional [2 Mana]. Toolbox - At the start of each combat, choose 1 of 3 random Colorless cards and add the chosen card into your hand. Omamori - Negate the next 2 Curses you obtain. Molten Egg - Whenever you add an Attack into your deck, Upgrade it. Pandora's Box - Upon Pickup, Transform all Strike and Defend cards. Girya - You can now gain Strength at Rest Sites (up to 3 times). Bottled Flame - Upon Pickup, choose an Attack. Start each combat with this card in your hand. Regal Pillow - Whenever you Rest, heal an additional 15 HP. Strike Dummy - Cards containing "Strike" deal 3 additional damage. Meat on the Bone - If your HP is at or below 50% at the end of combat, heal 12 HP. Paper Phrog - Enemies with Vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50%. I think it would be very nice if that is in the description of the video. Sometimes he clicks too fast and one has to go back to know which relics got picked up.

@HeckinDoge420

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the list! It is very much appreciated!

Jorbs saying "Akabeko is not bad either" is the nicest thing he's ever said about Akabeko

@iambicpentakill

5 ай бұрын

It's not bad at the beginning of act 1. In any of the fights with worms, goblins and maybe mushrooms, it will save some damage

Tired: This is a good Fire Breathing deck Wired: This is a great Panache deck

never heard jorbs laugh like that KEKW

Firebreathing is hilarious cuz it's the payoff card for all the garbage that shuffles statuses into your deck but also if you stack enough of it some enemies will just kill themselves.

Wooh! The recent runs have been fun and refreshing

Chat was incorrect, but not in the usual way. there was an evolve, but it was actually in the rewards floor 1 instead of 2

"Dark Embrace: Whenever a card is Exhausted, draw 1 card." borrowed it from your client for a little while, just gonna leave it here so you'll have it next run

@Annokh

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, "A note to self" is disabled for Ascension :/

@definingkr33d

3 жыл бұрын

@@Annokh Not necessarily for all Ascension, but is disabled for Ascension 15+, and it will only show up when playing a lower Ascension than your highest unlocked one. But I appreciate the joke nonetheless.

@Annokh

3 жыл бұрын

@@definingkr33d Yup, you're right, I forgot about that nuance for a moment.

finally, a comments section without those kids that post the "kek w" emote

@xman9354

3 жыл бұрын

kekw

@noclaninator

3 жыл бұрын

kekw

@alexanderwallace828

3 жыл бұрын

you had to know those replies were coming

@jackeea_

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderwallace828 that was, indeed, the joke

@Poondaedalin

3 жыл бұрын

kekw

If jorbs' room doesnt have a door, how the heck does he gets in and out of it???

@theshiveringveil145

3 жыл бұрын

climbs up, obviously

@lgreenberg20

3 жыл бұрын

He doesnt leave

@gluteusmaximus8881

3 жыл бұрын

He's a real gamer. Everything he needs is inside his room. Including Katelyn

@th3oryO

3 жыл бұрын

Climbs in through the window, duh

@csconnor5160

2 жыл бұрын

tp

You're gonna feel that on the toilet tomorrow... Auwtch

24:57 the best evil laughter in cinema history

Jorbs doing the KEKW laugh in response to KEKW spam... KEKW

Holy moly what a deck. The feel no pain was so clutch.

Ogbomusho's! I have watched so many videos, and he finally says it slow enough at 6:07 to understand it clearly

I just clutched the run with 5 Fire Breathing from 1 with Dual Wield and Wound build, didn't expect that tbhXD

OH! I didn't realize they changed Fire Breathing. That's a pretty significant change, good to see they're still balancing.

I don't think I've ever seen mass hysteria before. That changed today.

I don't think I've ever seen 5 elites packed together so closely as there were in the second half of this act 2

8:02 chat is letting the KEKkening commence

Jorbs laugh when chat was KEKW>>

8:02

@dmitrygolubev9398

3 жыл бұрын

KEKW

“I express greatness” - Jorbs 2021 (Unless this is from like 3 months ago then-)

WE SPIT HOT FIRAH

my first heart kill was was with a firebreathing deck

8:01 KEKW

12:35 blahz0r's comment sent me

I dont want to backseat, but you should really pick more firebreathings.

would two upgraded exhumes be a infinite combo with the exhaust-damage relic?

@HackersRUs

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you can exhume exhume for this very reason

KEKW

@kerryking1666

3 жыл бұрын

KEKW

17:06 Fuss Bus

Jones sure is a strim

Firebreathing should work with Berserk.

Hype train is too good, what about charity bus?

I saw someone in chat at the end say 1.2k damage on ashes. Fuckin hell.

Im playing this on my Phone and only asc 2, how comes you have 1st only 2 pot-slots, is that an ascencion curse? And how come your seeing Red and some other cards have such strange Art?

@murathanayanoglu3315

3 жыл бұрын

old but 1st one is true,you get 1 less pot-slot when you go higher than a certain asc.and the cards that have strange art are called "beta arts",you can toggle them on/off once youve beaten heart

@AK96ist

3 жыл бұрын

@@murathanayanoglu3315 thanks!

its like better alpha

Why is wild strike dealing 21 damage at 17:48?

@LungaFermata

3 жыл бұрын

Akabeko plus Vajra means that it deals 9 extra damage, and it deals 12 un-upgraded.

@GiraffeVortex

3 жыл бұрын

@@LungaFermata thanks

@tuhinsaha3015

3 жыл бұрын

akabeko

where's my dragon form for ironclad?

kek w

Kekw

I was like #1,000

removing pain and skipping rupture was whack

I seem to always feel incredibly awkward when someone asks about Jorbs' camera being off because you came to this entertainment to actually watch Jorbs?!

Lol troll

The only problem I have is that he picks the relics so fast that I can't read what they do when he picks them, so I have to pause the video all the time to read the text.

@JohnPaul-nb5iu

3 жыл бұрын

Buy the game and play it solves all your problemz

@samba272

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnPaul-nb5iu I have bought the game, but I have played it only for 12 hours. It may take a while until I can remember the Text of every Relic when I first read it.

@fincy645

3 жыл бұрын

@@samba272 I mean yeah his streams are for people who are more familliar with the game

Scripted

i dont understand why streamers get legitimately mad at people trying to help them play a game. i understand it can be annoying but come on you're literally streaming for a thousand people at once with people who love the game and watn to comment on it. its so fuckin cringe when yall start bitching at people for commenting in chat on the game you're playing.

KEKW