Someone in chat: "So the trick to Awakened One is to play so many powers it can't even." I nearly died

@shinyvictorcarp

4 жыл бұрын

I did that

@sentinelvortex8433

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke lol

"Collector (1)" ...Spire, you had ONE JOB.

17:55 check out the speech bubble, the courier is a relic that looks like a rat with a package on it, the merchant gets his goods via rat travel lmao

"Maybe its because i havnt been righteous enough" Damn man i just woke up

The wildest awakened one fight i've ever seen

Ah, yes. I was wondering when the Defragment run would appear.

@ultralowsettings5644

4 жыл бұрын

Defragment + Storm deck with a mummified hand was my ace run.

"Chat I feel... Like you are saying dumber things" Ah I found it. The best video opening.

I was so confused about how Jorbs could possibly have fought the Collector twice in one run **facepalm**

@ricksterlias

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he was playing the watcher and took 2 copies of collect, but dreams will stay dreams

@trondordoesstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Mind Bloom+.

I'm really thankful that chat was there for you in your time of need. Now you truly understand how an Attack Potion works.

Let's give credit where credit's due for this run. Thorns with the final kill.

"WHY DOES HE KEEP PLAYING POWERS!?" -Me during the awakened one fight

@ericwallace1484

4 жыл бұрын

If a defrag+ makes each frost orb give 2 more block and also gives the awakened one +2 strength, it evens out and often reaches a net positive even against multiattacks. Other powers like biased cog have similar benefits, and loop helps immensely as long as you keep frost in front. It is worth noting that if he had only 3 orb slots, the build would have suffered a fair bit

@jasonchangdalekrule

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericwallace1484 it's net positive since he usually has more than one frost orb

"Fragging out" has never been so literal.

whale : "this game is heavily RNG" player : "no it isn't, it's all skill, now change my starting relic" *pulls snecko eye* whale : "did I stutter?" a meme I saw somewhere. . . snecko eye and dead branch are so powerful because of how RNG they are. instead of resisting the RNG, you embrace it. I dunno how to feel about that, how some the most powerful decks i have seen, revolve around snecko eye and/or dead branch. my very first heart kill was as ironclad with the dead branch and i had no idea how powerful it was, I just did it to mess around because i thought it was funny.

@meathir4921

4 жыл бұрын

Snecko is mostly good because it draws two more cards on top of being an energy relic.

I'm a simple man. I see Snecko Eye, I take it.* *when appropriate

10:54 Saying things like that are just too sweet.

I saw a person say "biased pog" and my first thought was: It is important to me that it be pronounced "Biased Pognition"

@jakubaba5039

4 жыл бұрын

am I the only person who calls this card "BASED cognition"? xd

@theguythatasked6400

3 жыл бұрын

Jakub Łaba based pognition

youtube jorbs' face conveys schadenfreude in its purest form

i always get exactly the opposite of this: I end up getting 1 focus max after getting electrodinamics and capacitor+ act 1

Chat 1: Defrag is bad Chat 2: Defrag is good for reasons Char 3: There is a point at which Defrag is bad,

the respectful, great and righteous Jorbs!

Awakened one had a chance until the 2nd echo form showed up

My sneko eye nerf :you draw one additional card. Optional confusion change. Rather than random 0-3 it's 25% card cost -1, 50% normal, 25% card cost +1

Are you going to do occasional runs of your most recent/complete(?) mod character once he is finished, or do you plan to just do a few one off runs only?

Snecko eye is good until your entire hand costs 3 energy

@Ryan-xs9px

4 жыл бұрын

idk if you're memeing but the odds of that happening are incredibly low, and it's not necessarily even game losing to get a hand full of three cost cards. you get potions to help on rough turns, some turns you can just pass and be alright, some single cards can mitigate an entire turn (intangible, buffer, piercing wail, impervious, vault) and you may have active powers/relics that bail you out (anchor/cleet/captain's wheel, corruption, barricade/calipers, incense burner, frost orbs, plated armor, etc.) literally all of these examples were off the top of my head. you usually hit a few bad hands throughout a snecko run. it's still one of the best relics in the game in large part because of its consistency.

meanwhile, my broke ass goes floors 1-50 without ever even SEEING a Defrag...let alone be able to acquire 7

Maybe you should do a "how good is snecko eye really" Spire Talks video, just based on the first 6 minutes of this video. Then you could link to it with a channel command when people unironically ask if it's bad or not.

@Jorbs

4 жыл бұрын

i uploaded that video on march 21st of 2018 and am pretty sure nothing relevant has changed since then. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZeHtMSpacXMcaQ.html

@pokemonnnerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jorbs Oh, I could have just looked. Sorry for the ignorance lol, I feel like twitch chat now.

@bobhouse9331

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome reply!

1:06:00 lol, "if it's the multi-attack we have to like, try" proceeds to win off the thorns, the multi-attack would have also died from thorns, game is too easy

gremlin art was great, only way to improve it would be to have fat gremlin looking through the hole all scared cuz the fat gremlin omission made me really sad

What does capacitor even look like?

Floor 51 - Jorbs becomes Awakened.

So im new to this game... why does his block just double sometimes? Is it a relic?

The like button couldn't load fast enough

sounds like Tina from Bob's Burgers

when you said that orbs are broken my mind was like "everything is broken in one shape or form"

@axletman3394

3 жыл бұрын

especially claw :)

Ah yeah, can’t wait for the 9 fragment video

What does Jorbs say after someone subscribes? I cannot comprehend that

No no, sneko bad.

So I just finished watching the episode of Next Generation "Cause and Effect" where Data has to send them the message of "3" everywhere and I saw that donation for 3.33 hahaha trippy..

Use attack potion!

15:35 Am very curious why he decided to skip the cards there. Is there anything negative about reboot that makes skip better than taking it? I guess the re-shuffle of discard pile can reduce the odds for drawing what you want, but this seems a very minimal downside compared to what it offers - drawing new cards for free when you don't have what you need in your current hand.

@arifb222

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably bcs it is a dead card during the first cycle because shuffling the discard pile is bad when he's looking for the defrags and electrodynamics to quickly clean up mobs or elites. I forgot whether he's gotten the electro or not at this point but jorbs often plans ahead unless pressured by an immediate dire situation. Some examples would be his skipping a lot of charge battery though its a decent act 1 defense card. I might be wrong though but this is what I think of it.

@Jorbs

4 жыл бұрын

take a look at your discard pile on turn 2/3/4 every now and then, you'll notice it's often a LOT worse than your draw pile. not just missing the strong powers/exhaust cards, but also full of dazes/burns/slimes etc.

@xLeopanther

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jorbs I see, thanks for explaining. Makes sense ^^

The conversation re: snecko eye at the beginning; jorbs is talking about it drawing cards, but I thought it just randomized card costs. Am I missing something?

@TheKNEE13

2 жыл бұрын

its upside is that you draw +2 cards every turn, the randomized cost is the downside

Capacitor banned card this run

Kinda miss the youtube exclusive runs tbh

I mean, I can see sneko eye being good, I just got screwed over by it so many times I no long trust it.

*One card fewer

The correct answer is to date the Woman in Blue

Jorbs, I'm really trying, but I can't watch you for more than 20 minutes at a time. You just make me too sleepy

@dereksimon3317

4 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, I feel that. I often find that I have no idea how some runs ended because I fall asleep in act 4 and wake up to a new video as he's selecting a starting bonus. That said, I've ended up improving my understanding of the game quite a bit compared to before I started watching.

@naufal4139

4 жыл бұрын

Nir Peled I think it has less to do with the content but just how we’re watching the vod through youtube and partly of how his personality is. The game isn’t particularly engaging to a passive observer, so it’s up to the streamer-viewer and viewer-viewer interaction to keep things alive. Take away the live chat and you basically lose a chunk of that. Jorbs also doesn’t have an ecstatic personality and personally most of his appeal is from the fact that he is quiet. Imo it’s perfect to just tune to his stream/videos and do your daily work on the foreground lol.

@sethlook1010

4 жыл бұрын

I watch old videos to bed and new videos in the midday and if my body decides its nap time, who am I to say it’s wrong?

@slateramalgamated7620

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this I read every StS card in his voice

@zachwarzek8989

4 жыл бұрын

I love his vids for that, I always watch a run right before bed, jorbs voice is very calming

Can some1 explain the logic for not taking 0 mana Draw cards when they are offered for free, like the reboot at act 1? There is something I'm not seeing there....

WTF Jorbs..... Secko eye isnt as bad as you say....

How did Jorb get "Don the Red Mask" here? Did I miss the fight with those guys?

@dearozero3631

3 жыл бұрын

There's an act 3 event where he got it in exchange for all gold.

@lucasyoung9594

3 жыл бұрын

@@dearozero3631 OH!!! That makes so much sense! thank you! I didn't actually know that was what it would do, I don't think I've ever taken it, always just skipped!

Snecko Eye mitigates the upside of Strike

Hey Jorbs, I had an insane run last night with the defect. It was an infinite instance with unceasing top. Had a deck of 47 cards containing two upgraded aggregates, a regular aggregate, 3 upgraded turbos, an All for One, A fission, and roughly 4 of each of claw, beam cell, and go for the eyes. Also had zap and dualcast upgraded. Got the heart down to 34 health before the infinite ended when I drew a status card.

@AllahDoesNotExist

4 жыл бұрын

Get rekt nub

@andrewwang7699

4 жыл бұрын

...you are aware the heart has a dpt cap, right

@enigmaticone6559

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwang7699 lol debunked. Maybe he just wasn't clear about what he was saying.

Go to hecko mr. Snecko

Snecko isn't bad but it doesn't really make for interesting runs to watch

@paulpreserves8310

4 жыл бұрын

yeah there is no real "planning ahead" since you just try to play each hand at the best cost, and RNG but it wins, so i guess it's fine?

@PaulHobbs23

4 жыл бұрын

Disagree

Sneko eye is obviously strong. Also really takes the fun out of the game, so I almost never pick it.

Sir I'm gonna need you to drop that defragment card

I'm just personally not a fan of sneko eye. I understand why it's good but I really dont like the randomness of having random energy costs.

@ImortalZeus13

4 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Revenge At least you admit that you’re wrong.

@Nalhek

4 жыл бұрын

Even tho I see why under most situations it is a net positive, it just stresses me tf out

@teec4p

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImortalZeus13 how is he wrong for stating an opinion... he never said snecko isnt good, just that he doesnt like the randomness..

Snecko eye hates me. Always 2-3 cost cards. I cant remember how long its been since i saw a 0 from snecko.

Honestly Defect Gold cards feel pretty shit mostly... There are some good ones but most feel Eh...

Hey there, I see that you simply skip new cards in your first few fights. Why is that?

@circleviii1801

3 жыл бұрын

Because they are bad cards. You need attacks early on in order to deal with Gremlin Nob and to deal with the Act One hallway fights as efficiently as possible

Unpopular opinion: snecko eye is fun and good for the game

why even have chat if youre just going to rage about it

I really can't beat the heart in normal mode. I always watch your run on youtube and trying to defeat heart with defect but it's impossible for me. I play on ps4

@Damian12312

4 жыл бұрын

How many hours have you played?

@TiaKun86

4 жыл бұрын

@@Damian12312 at least 150 hour .-.

2 consumes+ 2 capcitors is both better and easier to find, but the amount of luck to get any cards 8 times is pretty insane

Dear streamer, I understand that the mechanics of Slay the Spire might be difficult to grasp, especially for the newer player, but the boss "The Awakened One" gains 2 strength every time you play a power at this difficulty level. You may wish to change your strategy to accommodate for this fact in the future.

@xn85d2

4 жыл бұрын

Not if you're going to play Defragment or Loop. The 2 strength doesn't do as much as gaining 2 block per frost orb or tripling the effect of an orb, so it's perfectly possible (as you saw in this video) to just outscale the Awakened One while still playing powers.

@UsernameNeutrality

4 жыл бұрын

@@xn85d2 *whoosh*

As an avid Slay the spire viewer, sneko eye runs are probably the most unfun to watch as it looks like it's all luck on whether your high cost cards get cheap. It's pretty boring to watch compared to a watcher or defect run.

33:15 man why you gotta say shit like that. I like your content and I understand it can be annoying but when you get all passive aggressive it just doesn't seem like you. Give chat a bit of a break they are there to support you

That was the most stupid awakened one fight i've ever seen.

9:40 you had lethal with zap+ instead of blocking

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