"I fear not the man who has upgraded all his cards once, but I fear the man who has upgraded one card 15 times."

@exotic5115

4 жыл бұрын

I fear no man. but that thing... > Searing blow+15 it scares me...

@saviorkupo7032

4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Lee approves this video

@PaulHobbs23

4 жыл бұрын

Wow what a perfect meme

@matthewkaseman7457

4 жыл бұрын

But we have apoth, so we're also upgrading everything once.

@JohnKekoa1231

4 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest KZread comments I've ever seen hahah

Surround him! You take the left, I’ll take the right! Our plan is foolpr

@douwemusic

4 жыл бұрын

posted 40 mins ago, already underrated

@Skwerll

4 жыл бұрын

This has me rolling. Just imagine what the character voice for the Spear would be

@giarnovanzeijl399

4 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes.

@spuriousc

4 жыл бұрын

Jaret Snyder I’m imagining the door knockers from Labyrinth. With that ring stuffed in its mouth.

@rashed831

2 жыл бұрын

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAAAAIN

Me: 47 minutes run, Jorbs was probably just memeing around and died in the middle of the run Me 47 minutes later: holy shit

@Romaoplays

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@paperspock

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you were sort of half right.

@paperspock

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you were half right.

@xLeopanther

4 жыл бұрын

Me in twitch chat after the heart was killed: I bet once this is out on youtube, people will see the 47min length of the video and think that jorbs died in this run. (..not visible on the stream-displayed chat sadly cause I don't join the streams very often ^^)

@OrchidAlloy

2 жыл бұрын

He was even using Feed

0:38 Apotheosis 1:10 Searing Blow 1:48 Shining Light upgrades Searing Blow 2:42 Searing Blow evolves into Carnage 9:07 Cursor hovers dangerously over Fusion Hammer 15:44 Whetstone hits 33:35 Calipers + 4 beautiful cards 36:51 Mind Bloom upgrades all (that beautiful sound at 38:10) 38:20 One Card Elite Kill 38:40 Donu and Deca fight starts... ends 62 seconds and three turns later 44:10 Searing Blow +16 46:08 Heart about to lose to a 3 card deck 46:16 Lul.

27:58 me playing slay the spire : sh!t, i'm not dealing enough damage! jorbs playing slay the spire: sh!t, i'm deaing too much damage! kill me now, just kill me.

how lucky can you get to randomly hit searing blow in each upgrade event this is legendary

@andrewwang7699

4 жыл бұрын

light was 1/3, whetstone was 2/5, so like 13%

@meathir4921

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Wang Whetstone isn’t 2/5, it’s 1/5+1/4

@janehrahan5116

3 жыл бұрын

It's 1-4/5x3/4. Or 1-12/20. Or 8/20. Or 2/5. The guy you replied to was right.

@jeepersmcgee3466

8 ай бұрын

​@@andrewwang7699but the odds of Whetstone hitting Searing Blow were around 10% so it's actually closer to a 1.3% chance of that combo of events happening

The insane memeability of this run.

Searing Blow is the Perfected Strike of upgrades.

@dusaprukiyathan1613

4 жыл бұрын

Good card if you devote your run to it, but never actually fun.

@olivermorris5254

3 жыл бұрын

Searing Blow is the Dark Souls of upgrades.

Leave it to Jorbs to create a situation where a single card can end the fight yet exhausting it is the correct play.

This run was so top tier. I was losing my shit when Whetstone hit. So godly. My favorite vid of 2020 for sure. Cheers bud.

@lowtzechien5308

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, the shining light event in act 1 also hit

Sees ironclad defeating the heart in 47 min = "he is so coool" Sees ironclad defeating the heart with searing blow +16 = "but he is so dumb"

@alvarooverlay5405

4 жыл бұрын

8/8 reference

@helenzlazzli

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you reminding me of tfs :(

@janehrahan5116

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dqWF0q6FZ5CtgrA.html the refference for any who havent seen it.

The title. The video duration. I was confused in every possible way and it was glorious.

@waves_under_stars

4 жыл бұрын

That was probably the effect of snecko eye I'm not sorry

While sneko eye was the best option, the coffee dripper would have displayed higher commitment, and thus would have been more correct choice.

I come back every few months to rewatch this masterpiece, its just as fantastic every single time

I imagine the giant head thinking "Did anyone catch the number of that bus?"

The entire game i was very perplexed over him being too concerned about extra health, and then at 36:53 everything came together

I looked at the timer at the beginning of the video and thought "Ah, Jorbs uploaded a video where he dies in act two to show the weakness of Searing Blow." I now realize how unenlightened I truly was

taking Mark of the Bloom to upgrade Searing Blow is peak Spire slaying

I was about the close the stream to study, I couldn't because of this run and the one after this with the silent. Can't remember the last time I laughed this much.

Caught this run on stream, but I’m watching it again here and leaving a comment to promote it to the algorithm. People NEED to see this

Holy shit what a ride. A more perfect searing blow run will never exist.

That moment he deleted the centurion from the game files made me realise how stupid good that run actually was.

I was there! One of my favorite ones is at 38:25, just casually walk in with a searing blow ready to kill an elite in one shot. Sorry not just an elite, a SUPER elite.

So after all this struggle, feed didn't even matter at the end, and the cursed fire breathing remained.

@Skwerll

4 жыл бұрын

Feed earned him 100 extra score in the end, if you're into high numbers. 50 from "Stuffed" and an extra 50 ascension bonus.

@janehrahan5116

3 жыл бұрын

Ascension bns doesn't apply to stuffed. And it cost him the sub 30 time since most of the run was spent trying to feed.

29:36 lmao Maw came back with 3 damage. Take that!

Every time I think this game is about to run out of unique ways to entertain me, something like this happens

Oh no! Searing Blow can't be good! This can't be happening!

@Cheefoo124

4 жыл бұрын

*sweating* He keeps upgrading it! *cowering in the corner* It can't be good! Stop! STOP!

@Cheefoo124

4 жыл бұрын

*tears forming* Even the whetstone!

32:08 honestly the hardest one of your jokes has made me laugh in a while and I wanted to make a note of it

"True Jorbs fans have watched the searing blow video TEN times"

Jorbs: *get whetstone* Also Jorbs: who needs campfires

Once every jorbs: I will take all of them StS devs: Let's add a card choice relic

KZread Jorbs best Jorbs meme runs for days!

This run filled me with joy. Thanks for uploading this one

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH A RUN MORE THAN THIS ONE searing blow is literally the only reason I enjoy ironclad and I will straight abandon run if I don't find early searing blow LMAO this is beauty in motion

@somebodyuknow2507

4 жыл бұрын

But have you experienced the glory that is dead branch corruption prismatic shard? you can't say you have fully experienced ironclad until you have

@ses2029

Жыл бұрын

@@somebodyuknow2507 I got that on Silent before lol.

Oh wow, I had a very similar start just a few days ago - floor 0 apotheosis, floor 5 searing blow. It was a very fun run. Edit: but I did not manage to get every single upgrade event/relic, nor get them to hit Searing Blow. Jorbs is obviously a filthy lucker.

Getting a Searing Blow as the first attack, upgrading it over 10 times, yet even then he still manages to nearly double his hp. I am impressed

Jesus! This was the most interesting run I’ve ever seen! It just kept on giving

I normally fall asleep to these runs on my television at night, but this one had me really engaged and excited. Even snecko eye couldn't make this boring!

This has been my favorite run to watch.

Couldn't stop watching this run

I watched this run live and yet here I am watching this replay,

One of the best upgraded runs I've ever seen!

I am commenting on this video to stir the algorithm to recommend this video. People need to realize the glory that is called Searing Blow.

Searing blow? Must be a speedrun.

I remember the days of only having Ironclad and Silent, much simpler days

Anyone else ever forget jorbs plays ascension fucking 20 and does these things

This is why KZread Jorbs is so much more fun at parties than twitch jorbs

what a beautiful run

This was legendary

best run ever

I'm learning to play better just because of your videos - this run was CRAZY O_O

gotta love how you play the game keep the good work :)

Holy shit that was actually crazy

holy fucking shit bless this run

GEE, that was almost 50 minutes of PURE adrenaline rush, holy shit!

This incredible run deserved a pin nib

@naruhina012607

2 жыл бұрын

imagine necronomicon

Last week I commented that a run was Big Poj Energy. In light of this run, I have flagged that comment as offensive and will be timing myself out.

@stefanandries9455

4 жыл бұрын

No no no, you were right, it's just that this run is MASSIVE POJ ENERGY.

@theirishcanadian

4 жыл бұрын

What does poj mean?

@octaviogonzalez8794

4 жыл бұрын

@@theirishcanadian just a mispelling of pog that got memed in the community

Man what a classic run

SICK game. GG, ty for content.

"Holy shit, glad that missed me" was my favourite part

This run will go down in the books.

Blessed run

That was glorious

Sozu + Shrug It Off. Shrugs are better than drugs confirmed.

*sees title* *drops w/e i was doing to watch this* edit: 38:12 screams of joy

beautiful

38:10 the madlad did it

First World Problems Jorbs at 27:58

@38:10 Jorbs is an absolute madman

Only youtube Jorbs can make searing blow viable!

This is the best one

Watching Jorbs always makes me realize how shit I am at this game lol.

You know it's going to be a good run when you get Apotheosis before the first floor.

This run violates the Geneva Convention.

I’m back for my 8th watch. Soon I’ll be a true jorbs fan. Or so I hear.

I wish there was a card like Searing Blow for all the classes

@slaphand9578

4 жыл бұрын

p r i s m a t i c s h a r d

@aquilonthepro8319

3 жыл бұрын

For The Silent, it would be a poison card. For the Defect, it would be a lightning orb card. For the Watcher, it would be an energy card.

Now I know what true beauty is.

完璧やな。

This is it This is THE URN

15:52 Jorbs goes full Tusken Raider

nice one m8!

Gets to Heart Elite fight... *proceeds to one-shot the dude*

So this is what the opposite of a Frozen Eye run looks like

Man I feel like a scrub not being able to beat the heart with defect...

Wooooooow!

Searing Blow run... under an hour. Here we go again!

me: you lost soooo much time on feed calculations

New meta confirmed.

30:50 cuz he's a hungry boy-o

He has ascended

I love Searing Blow runs. The maximum i had it upgraded was to +11 enough to finish act 4 easily

Strongest ironclad ever

I was waiting for this. It's very luck dependent but you don't have to fight elites so it is easy. Idk I find it fun.

I have seen god itself. And it is Searing Blow +16.

Didnt know jorbs has emotions. :o

RIP Searing Blow Jr.

I think twitch Jorbs has me convinced the KZread Jorbs is using seeded runs....

Searing Blow decks hit different

Just hit today Searing Blow in 3 runs in a row before first camp. Easy wins. It's actually GG, if you get it early on.

@Jorbs I am still staying subscribed despite you insisting on putting your face on the thumbnails! xD