“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin

@progodspeed2311

4 жыл бұрын

DEEEEEEEEEP!

@tykeboy16

4 жыл бұрын

@Tiberius 209 yeah he loved gettin attacked by stingrays

@pnutimusthe1st

4 жыл бұрын

tykeboy16 dude I read your comment first and thought woah that’s a bit mean... then I read the comment you replied to and I burst out laughing xD

@abugonapugonamugonarug1653

4 жыл бұрын

Pnutimus The 1st lmfao I just had the same reaction

@derfribby1890

4 жыл бұрын

Pnutimus The 1st Exactly the same aye, that split second of anger then looked at who he replied to... Pfft XD

I really wish Steve Irwin was still alive so he could go on the podcast... Would be my favorite interview of all time man

@super_spartan-0079

4 жыл бұрын

Mr erwins son has taken the rains and is doing his father proud. The boy is smart and so like his dad could be a pod cast for the future? R.I.P Steve

@darthstarkiller6605

4 жыл бұрын

Dude fuck yeah he would have been an excellent guest and it was a little known fact Steve was actually a big fan of MMA and trained regularly in it so it could have been a double whammy

@deansimons185

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthstarkiller6605 dude no way I didn't know that at all!! Wow it would have been a legendary interview, thanks for that info man I appreciate it!!

@BaMenace

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthstarkiller6605 of course he was. You think steve never had to bottle someone on the head.. or got into a bar fight? He had a head like a half sucked mango!

@__porter

4 жыл бұрын

God that would be so fucking awesome!

“Have you heard of the ___ Massacre?” -No “You’ll LOVE this!” 🤣💀💀💀

@itsOnMARS2023

Жыл бұрын

Well then he knows Joe very well lmfaoo

@urbanapache2

2 ай бұрын

I read this comment before I hit play, still laughed out loud

There’s a story about a Croc that attacked a group of friends in Australia and it managed to get one of them. What’s truly disturbing about it is that one of the survivors said that not only did they see they’re friend in the crocs mouth, the croc just sat there for a few minutes and just stared right back at them. They said it felt like it was taunting them and telling them that were next before disappearing back into the water. Their friends body was never recovered btw

@giuffre714

Жыл бұрын

That would be a great way to hide a murder.

@zaddyholmes6735

Жыл бұрын

I remember that story The croc just set up underneath them for hours while they were clinging to dear life in a tree all night. One of them even fell in the water at some point when the croc wasn’t there but it came back and just waited all night they only escaped because rescuers found their car and came looking

@zzzarkka

Жыл бұрын

I heard about that on Mr. Ballen’s videos.

@bushratbeachbum

Жыл бұрын

Anyone got a link?

@RmcTi772

Жыл бұрын

@@bushratbeachbum just do a search for “Mr. Ballen” , that’s the name of the KZread channel and I think the video is titled “ this is why you don’t go swimming in Australia” or something like that.

Now we need a crocodile on the podcast to defend itself.

@psychogoreman198

4 жыл бұрын

Michal Olender yeah joe would get one on, blow a load of dmt smoke in its face and weed smoke then begin the podcast with the croc sitting there opposite him like “ Look Joe, you need to understand....” 🤣🤣

@codydaniel8312

4 жыл бұрын

What a croc of shit idea... 😆

@dushankaperera9548

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tonywilkinson6895

4 жыл бұрын

Michal Olender yeah and make it snappy.-I’m really sorry,I couldn’t resist.

@MichalOlender

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonywilkinson6895 😂

Crocs don’t discriminate, if they can kill it they will eat it.

@anonguy271

4 жыл бұрын

Crocodile code: if it or a part of it fits in my mouth, it's food.

@FatherManus

4 жыл бұрын

You have that backwards. Crocs don't wait until their prey is dead to eat. So if they can eat it, then they kill it.

@last-king-ent2420

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly Anything

@NoRealPotential

4 жыл бұрын

@@FatherManus you got that wrong because they will kill whatever they can and jam it under a log in the water until it rots and becomes easy to eat.

@runi5413

4 жыл бұрын

They don't seem particularly keen on white people meat, tho. Maybe because we're too salty.

My grandfather fought in Burma and when he got Alzheimer’s he used to tell me the same story over and over again about how he watched the crocodiles eat the Japanese soldiers, some crazy shit.

@collinsoconnor5843

Жыл бұрын

Your grandpa is an assholee

@leetheflea4096

Жыл бұрын

I hope you wrote it down. It's still history, maybe more so than textbooks

@JohnMegaton2062

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a horror movie in the making.

@paraphenaliac4657

Жыл бұрын

What was the story

@CarlosGambino_22

11 ай бұрын

Well your grandad better be British or Japanese other wise ur typing bullshit..

"Crocodile's are like hammers " "That's a perfect analogy " "Crocodile's are like knives " "Now you ruined it"

“He probably would’ve bled out and died in this village, this kid!” Joe-“A hundred year old croc, wow”

@gabrielmontoya7221

4 жыл бұрын

Gage Hall lmao

@TD1021-

4 жыл бұрын

Peak Rogan lmaoooo

@CosmosGatito

4 жыл бұрын

i love how consistently detached Joe is, it's a childlike curiosity that keeps me coming back

@sumuqh

4 жыл бұрын

Joe likes dark humour & so do we

@bornfree8073

4 жыл бұрын

@TurboCMinusMinus you must be a lonely person

“What a savage that kid was” -Joe says, while simultaneously thinking of that kid’s MMA potential!

@averyborst9534

4 жыл бұрын

" yeah i think he lost his arm" joe : damn

@markperalta7722

4 жыл бұрын

Joes thinking that kid could fight mike tyson

@HenryDube72

4 жыл бұрын

...or trying to put him on DMT.

@JLEOTHELION

4 жыл бұрын

This made me lol so hard

@JohnDoe-cd6ro

4 жыл бұрын

😂

I remember hearing a story about a tiger killing alot of people in this village, all because it realised how defenceless human beings are. How weak we actually are

@wowMush

2 жыл бұрын

You think you might have heard that story at the end of this clip? Lol.

@WittyOriginalUsername

2 жыл бұрын

@@wowMush 😂

@wowMush

2 жыл бұрын

@@WittyOriginalUsername lol

@Deathstroke471

2 жыл бұрын

Until we get a bunch of guns and wipe the whole species off the planet.

@dumbeezy5480

2 жыл бұрын

@@Deathstroke471 yeah but naturally we are defenseless

Need Forrest to be on the show more, his episodes are some of my favorite on JRE

Forrest: it's genius this is a hammer Joe: They nailed it

@aphysique

4 жыл бұрын

No pun intended , was missed opportunity 😁😲🥺

@DEADTEAMXXIII

4 жыл бұрын

@White Rabbit 23

@teresadalessio1

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that exactly. ZING.

@teresadalessio1

4 жыл бұрын

Budum tssss

@0786ization

4 жыл бұрын

Dude was high asss fucccckķk

We were due for a crocodile or alligator clip

@hichembouali516

4 жыл бұрын

bro i legit was

@youcanquoteme2

4 жыл бұрын

Tucker yessirrrr

@JY-uk5pz

4 жыл бұрын

Joe "crocodile" rogan

@jokersad9387

4 жыл бұрын

The best ones

@negativeindustrial

4 жыл бұрын

It’s been at least two weeks

the episodes featuring Forrest always tend to be some of my favorites. such fascinating stories, and seems like such a cool dude. id love to have a drink with him

An Expat got eaten by a croc in Queensland. I think they found his watch. A local was on the radio and as a typical straight up Aussie said' Yeah we got a deal you don't go near them, they don't eat ya'. This guy had been going to the same spot every day for weeks. Pattern hunters for sure.

@JohnMegaton2062

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never been to Australia but I believe more creatures can kill you there than any place on earth from the time you get up in the morning to put on your shoes, walk out your door down the grassy sidewalk, to stroll by the riverbank, until you take a dip in the ocean at the beach. You need a training course to prepare to visit.

@Brandon-br7tc

27 күн бұрын

​@@JohnMegaton2062 If you stay away from the water and the poisonous snakes, not really. It's actually not even a top 5 deadliest continent as far as large terrestrial wildlife goes. In fact it pretty much has by far the smallest wild animals out of any continent.

“Are you familiar with this massacre?” Joe - “No.” “You’ll love this.” This guy knows Joe.

@angad10

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha true

@calvalentine5881

4 жыл бұрын

Nina Tote They probably did but they’re in close quarters walking through swamps. they didn’t stand a chance against how big those Nile crocs are and how many are probably in that swamp. You can’t expect a gun to solve everything

@sirmag1735

4 жыл бұрын

@Nina Tote even still Crocs are not easy to kill, once they have you It's hard to fight back. I promise Crocs eat bullets, and they don't stop fighting.

@jackrobinson6602

4 жыл бұрын

Was actually quite a bit worse than Forrest said, there’s accounts of British soldiers who surrounded the swamp hearing the screams and all sorts like that

@inaaronshead7331

4 жыл бұрын

@Nina Tote because shooting a croc or gator actually isnt that easy, they have a coin size kill spot for instant death. The rest of the time they will keep tearing you up. A high calibre bullet would shatter the skull, but then you'd be peppered with shrapnel of the skull.

Love watching Joe talk about dangerous animals lol... It's always entertaining

@BlackMamba-lt8oe

4 жыл бұрын

Bumbahole bumbaclot

@bankrollrastaman7060

4 жыл бұрын

@JRE Audio Official you're the best bro.. We'll meet one day soon hopefully

@Mane1tokill

4 жыл бұрын

18mm 20mins

@finnafishfl

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackMamba-lt8oe someone played gta

@repechepe

4 жыл бұрын

Yess wtff xD i loved his last sentences about lions

There is a guy in northern Australia who was stalked by a croc over number of weeks. He would be fishing and or fetching fresh water and he could see this giant croc stalking him and studying his pattern. So he called a mate to asking him to bring a gun and when his mate turned up, he found the guy missing, beer can half empty, pot on the stove, fishing line where still out but no where to be seen. Eventually they declared him dead and likely to be taken by the croc.

@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia

Жыл бұрын

bro wtf that is terrifying to have your friend eaten in front of you and you couldnt even do anything to save him

@MrPlenty1

Жыл бұрын

@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Yes that would be devastating but that’s not what happened in this story.

@itskota999

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPlenty1 I've heard this story before as well I don't believe he's just making it up. It's actually a very well known story.

@nomarxistspls90

Жыл бұрын

Yes I’ve heard this story before as well

@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPlenty1 oh really

I remember watching a video of a Morelet's crocodile somewhere in Central America (or maybe Mexico) that had the corpse of a woman in it's mouth. The woman was homeless and was washing clothes in a lake where she ended up either falling in, drowning and then scavenged by the croc or just directly ambushed and killed by it. The eerie part was that as the croc dived beneath the surface with the woman in it's jaws the croc just vanished when it went just a couple of feet underwater and you could only track it by the bright clothes the woman wore. Not a lot of people realise how easy it is for a massive animal like crocodilians can hide themselves in unassuming places, and this croc was like 10 - 13 feet long

@Rakloo

11 ай бұрын

Indeed, that happened in a lagoon called "Laguna del Carpintero" that is located in the middle of the city of Tampico, Tamaulipas in Mexico. It is known that there are around 300 morelet's crocodiles in that lagoon and several people and pets from the surrounding area have been eaten for ignoring warnings. Steve Irwin made a documentary where he visited this place and mentioned... "this lagoon is a model for the rest of the world of how human beings can live in close harmony with large wild animals".

_"There are no pacts between crocs and men."_ - Achilles Rogan

@postsniper-7532

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying lol

@ipoddish

3 жыл бұрын

This is the quality content I read comments for hahaha

@tc-tm1my

Жыл бұрын

There's no pact between humans and other humans

When I saw the title of this clip, I got so excited I caiman my pants

@williamjohnson4311

4 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tiss!

@jonpresley1163

4 жыл бұрын

What you did there, I see it.

@ryankoenig6480

4 жыл бұрын

Well played

@ryankoenig6480

4 жыл бұрын

Well played

@christopherperez8771

4 жыл бұрын

Your my friend are a genius

Joe is such an interesting person he literally doesn’t look at notes and knows about everything. Cheers joe

@extrahistory8956

9 ай бұрын

Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around January of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and East African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most (roughly 500 Japanese) were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Most of the remaining troops were evacuated into the mainland sometime during mid-February. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.

Love that you guys mentioned "The Ghost and the Darkness" movie. It is still worth a watch today if anybody hasn't seen it yet

Guy: “Your hammer analogy is perfect” Joe: “Well let me introduce you to my theory on knives bro!”

@Justin-mb8ve

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ja4120

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@notsofast5495

2 жыл бұрын

Analogy overkill

@MastemaJack

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't a perfect analogy

@mellothaman5113

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 ruined it

The Pacific Theater of WW2 has to be one of the most interesting periods in history, Shipwrecked Americans eaten by sharks, Japanese soldiers slaughtered by crocs, Cargo Cults, and then, to finish it all off, the first Atomic Bomb.

@roryvonmeyer2643

4 жыл бұрын

To finish it all off, the first *two* Atomic Bombs

@b.blazkowitz7303

4 жыл бұрын

What’s cargo cults?

@JG-id5vi

4 жыл бұрын

@@b.blazkowitz7303 Some american pilot landed on some random island in the south pacific. He said "Hi im john from america" or from somewhere. He left and said he would come back with supplies. He never did. Now the locals worship a guy named John Frum. And are waiting for him to come back in his plane

@peachesandlily

4 жыл бұрын

boston makes makes you wonder about religion and mythology in general.

@houstonfriend2558

4 жыл бұрын

L B The reason the bombs were used was to force surrender. America knew how many losses they would take trying to storm Japan. So, boom they used the bombs, and if I remember correctly the emperor had to call surrender himself because the generals wanted to keep going.

Those who doubt the amount of crocodiles on Ramree Island aren’t realizing how many of these saltwater crocodiles hunted in the surrounding oceans. Once they get big enough, they go into the ocean to hunt. If there were 4,000 Japanese soldiers in the mangrove swamps, the blood, noises, and struggling would have brought these large crocodiles back from the sea to investigate. That’s how that small island could have so many crocodiles at once. Crocodiles routinely swim between these island chains hunting for prey.

@user-sw8tq3br9m

8 ай бұрын

It happened just not to the extent that was described by the guest research it yourself and you will see

I love your podcast so much. Thank you for all the entertainment.

I'll never forget Steve Irwin when he was first starting out getting known and filming his conservation work with crocs, while capturing a croc in the wild ( jumping on its back then the rest of his crew piling on, then taping its jaws closed and roping it ) they thought they had subdued it as they had secured it with the ropes but it somehow snatched Steves arm in its jaws and immediately spun its body into the " Death Roll ". It happened so quickly but Steve instead of trying to free his arm rolled and flipped his body somersaulting in the same direction the croc was rolling all the while with Steves arm in its mouth, until his team could pile onto the croc again to stop its movement. Steve ended up with a broken arm but most of us would've lost our arm, he certainly was something to watch.

@timothymoore2966

2 жыл бұрын

I had two idols in this world. Kobe and Steve.

@Willoops

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothymoore2966 man this makes me sad

@hyenaswine

2 жыл бұрын

I was on a tour in Europe when Irwin died and there were some Australians on the tour. People of course said they were sorry about it, being nice. The Ausies didn't like him because they said he made them all look backwards to the world. Kind of sad and simple minded. Like everybody thinks Americans wear cowboy hats and ride horses lol.

@elitehvm7360

Жыл бұрын

@@timothymoore2966 Two Betas

@timothymoore2966

Жыл бұрын

@@elitehvm7360 your lame dude move along

I wish that Steve Irwin were alive, you know Joe would have him on frequently.

@nalsra0

4 жыл бұрын

That would be the best podcast in the world. Fuck that stingray.

@ctakitimu

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Irwin is exhausting to watch, but he knows his stuff. But of an annoying accent be he had bucket loads of animal empathy!

@adamantiumlife9875

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone has an opinion Annoying? Just sounds like you don’t like Australian English lol

@ctakitimu

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamantiumlife9875 Nope wrong, just the accent (kinda thought I said that). People from New Zealand seem to use mostly the same language set, and I don't mind their accents. Just personal preference, we all have them

@adamantiumlife9875

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone has an opinion an accent relates to a specific dialect. Such as there’s American English but people from New York have their own accent. There’s British English but those that live towards the north have their own accent. Same with Australian English... if you don’t like a specific dialect within, alright, but you just don’t like the Australians English at all, as you’ve stated, you prefer New Zealand dialect of that English. And even if you say American, British, Australian and New Zealand have their own dialect of the English language, you STILL don’t like the Australians English as a whole.

Forrest are a couple of my fave podcasts hope they do another

5:27 great point. Most animals, even those that occasionally kill people, aren’t actively hunting us. Crocodiles absolutely are, and that’s freaking insane.

@tc-tm1my

Жыл бұрын

Polar bears will as well.

@PrestonJWard

Жыл бұрын

Also Polar bears absolutely actively hunt for food. That's all they see us as is a meal

@NewTexasHomes

Жыл бұрын

maneating tigers in India actively hunt Humans

@PrestonJWard

Жыл бұрын

So are polar bears if and when humans cross their path, it's probably the last one you'll ever walk on.

@buddhamaster322

Жыл бұрын

Crocs hunt anything near the waters edge that's big enough to chomp on. That's just what they do. To suggest they are consciously deciding to hunt humans gives them too much credit, they aren't that smart.

Tigers learned to feed on vietcong and us military personnel during vietnam. 8 marines were killed by tigers in vietnam. Dont leave the boat.

@CornyBum

4 жыл бұрын

"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right."

@jaysonlee4394

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's good and all but.."Charlie dosent surf'

@TommyRibs

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a Saucier.

@andrewp1075

4 жыл бұрын

@@TommyRibs 😂😂😂great quote.

@jiveassturkey8849

4 жыл бұрын

Jevon Dismuke you’re the dude that don’t know what dude he is

Croc pops up Joe: *spinning back kick*

@likemike23100

4 жыл бұрын

Into axe kick

@subzero-ws7wt

4 жыл бұрын

Minus one leg

@RShack13ford

4 жыл бұрын

Croc: Nice try, I'll grant you 3 wishes

@robertlangdon494

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of torque in that kick

@JMS849

3 жыл бұрын

Croc snaps jaw on Joes leg and death rolls with explosive power!

Reminds me of the Far Side comic with two crocs basking on the shore with full bellies and one saying "That was wonderful, no horns, no hooves, just soft and pink."

I would love to hear Joe talk about The Ghost and The Darkness. They're not crocs but they were a pair of lions that ate a bunch of people in very similar fashion to how they're describing the crocodiles

@Isidorios

Жыл бұрын

They briefly discuss that at the end of this clip.

@ChocolateMilk..

Жыл бұрын

They are toothless and kittens compared to the Champawat Tiger.

@Mudoh415

Жыл бұрын

@@ChocolateMilk.. Those lions were snatching people from two camps right out of their tents. They weren’t wimps by any stretch.

When youre a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

@thrashingjustin

4 жыл бұрын

Harold Flite true

@randyweaver6543

4 жыл бұрын

When you’re a nail everything looks like wood

@andrewv6996

4 жыл бұрын

When your wood, everything looks like a weapon

@thatJimwiththenes

4 жыл бұрын

And your going to the bittersweet motel

@haroldhall1517

4 жыл бұрын

Especially thumbs

The first rule of the shark treaty is you don't talk about shark treaty

@TheIcemanthomas

4 жыл бұрын

number two is fish are friends, not food

@lightyami1251

4 жыл бұрын

Here here

@arminlee1477

4 жыл бұрын

Order, order in the shark court, fish are friends not food, case dismissed.

@garythesnail7631

4 жыл бұрын

@@arminlee1477 I seem to have misplaced my fish hehe

@arminlee1477

4 жыл бұрын

@@garythesnail7631 Go home Gary, you're drunk.

Check out my 'Croc Diaries' playlist - I talk about crocodiles in Australia and speak with locals about their experiences...also, I'm looking for them in the wild. Enjoy! Ps - You can swim in the ocean up in tropical Australia...creeks and rivers are a different story. kzread.info/head/PLGCAJ7xkRSWr4xgZBPT6iCbKeRuaNBYXK

"Like muscles just growing on the beach, pluck em" so accurate it's scary..

Lion smacking his lips while eating a human: “Not bad! Real easy to catch!” Boy, I HOLLERED!

@JR-ju3kj

4 жыл бұрын

It's a fictional story but it's reminds me of the crocodile from Peter Pan that ate Captain Hook's hand and how once the croc got a taste of Hook it liked it so much that it followed him around everywhere ever since hoping to get another taste and gobble him up.

@cleorivas6098

4 жыл бұрын

🐊~ “We got curbside pick up!”

@kinglucha3640

4 жыл бұрын

cleo rivas 😂

@blakedavis2447

4 жыл бұрын

That humans friends an family: pointy stick time

*Joe to his girlfriend later that night* “You know what you remind me of?” “What babe?” “A hammer”

@funkytown_fox

4 жыл бұрын

☠

@lancepage1914

4 жыл бұрын

A bag of hammers?

@jstuckless

3 жыл бұрын

wife*... js.

@vivekrao13

3 жыл бұрын

@@jstuckless whos to say he don't got a side piece. Like Brenda shaub

@kreyzgr5167

3 жыл бұрын

Wife: "Oh, so perfect that i do not need any changes?" Joe: "No, when i touch you it ends up hurting my fingers"

I'm fascinated by crocodiles and watch any video or clip I can see on them. I can't get over how big they are.

Crocodiles are insane. I got stalked by a 4 or 5m Crocodile up in far north queensland. Throwing cast a net for bait Crocodile swa by then unturned and went under our tinny. We went down into the mangroves a fair distance away and guess who popped back up. They stalk and hunt. I'll never forgot that day.

"You familiar with the massacre?" "No." "You'll LOVE this!" Lmao what!!??

@Toxxsicklemons

3 жыл бұрын

nature. Stop taking it the wrong way

@ejknight88

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toxxsicklemons Chill. It just sounded funny. Not taking it any kind of way, guy.

@HotRocker

3 жыл бұрын

@@ejknight88 He's not your guy, friend.

@dflctr

3 жыл бұрын

@@HotRocker lmao

@TheShoottheradio

3 жыл бұрын

@@HotRocker I ain't your friend, Pal.

Joe : "This is a hammer" "They nailed it" *NICE*

@farazatif007

3 жыл бұрын

knife 💀

@chuckiebrownbfly

3 жыл бұрын

They did. A cut above any knife analogy.

@northbouy2625

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuckiebrownbfly straight to the point

@JG-jx5tq

2 жыл бұрын

@@northbouy2625 😐

@MireVale

2 жыл бұрын

Cutting edge humor

They nailed it he said without flinching 😂😂😂

The hammer analogy is GENIUS.

I FUCKEN LOVE IT WHEN THIS GUY IS ON

@connorconnor7299

4 жыл бұрын

Uganda Hater most interesting topics when he’s on

@bowhunter8532

4 жыл бұрын

I saved the kids life....30 seconds later, I think he lived. Laughing about 1,000 people getting eaten. Yeah he is really great.

@Calilou52

4 жыл бұрын

@@bowhunter8532 tf outta here you little girl lol

@bowhunter8532

4 жыл бұрын

@mc finn Doesn't make it right. Calling someone a child is childish....get over my comment you loser.

@bowhunter8532

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Calilou52 When it happens to you, I wonder how funny it will be?

I’ll never forget a video I saw of a saltwater crocodile in Australia that made me truly appreciate what kind of creature crocodiles are. This thing was 15-20 ft long and was able to conceal itself perfectly in water no deeper than 3-4 feet. Even sitting there studying the water you could not tell there was a giant, sitting, waiting only a couple yards away from shore ready to attack whatever unfortunate creature that stops in that spot just a little too long. They definitely are a creature nature has seem to perfected for life on our planet.

@Marc-io8qm

2 жыл бұрын

Here kzread.info/dash/bejne/nYWDlq6YebW7c6w.html

@mateog962

2 жыл бұрын

Out in the bush Aboriginal people throw sticks in first to see where the crocodiles are, they react instantly.

@Wally-pu2hh

2 жыл бұрын

Become of the reptilians perhaps 🤔 😆😆😆

@Jessuschavez

2 жыл бұрын

They will live and die and go extinct on this planet and we will evolve into the stars passed this planet!

@graciegjj

2 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story become a basic ass b**** and you can survive hundreds of years.

I’ve been listening to Joe now for about a month. I love his interest in bringing in guests who discuss science, history, and tech. This is so much better than pop culture to me. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the changes that occur over time….millions and billions etc etc. I mean I have a hard time remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday morning. I am skeptical of the age of the earth and the universe they discuss, but I do find the topics intriguing!

@extrahistory8956

9 ай бұрын

Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around April of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and West African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.

great stuff!

Alligator to Crocodile: Man those humans have really evolved Crocodile: Still taste fine.

@superfrostynugs6997

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

It's very true, crocodiles are much smarter than people think. I remember watching this Australian couple on TV that survived a croc attack while camping, it had waited outside their camp site for days just learning their sleeping patterns so it could wait when they're asleep for an easy meal. The husband lost a leg to it.

@SanxBile

2 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, they slept at night?

@SeeThomasHowl

2 жыл бұрын

@@SanxBile Lmao

@personman8734

2 жыл бұрын

The scariest part about crocodiles is just how perfected yet simplistic their hunting strategy is. Everything needs water so it just waits in the water and when something leans down to drink it bites it’s fucking head of with the strongest jaws on the planet. They’re able to go a year without food so when they set their eyes on something they are tactical and precise.They’re the ultimate ambush predator.

@WittyOriginalUsername

2 жыл бұрын

Crocodiles are mostly night hunters, so this makes sense. It wasn’t “learning their sleeping patterns”, it just waited for a good moment 🤣🤣🤣

@aussieguy3689

2 жыл бұрын

@@WittyOriginalUsername Mostly night hunters ??? Not here they're not they will eat you anytime of day or night , They are a opportunist hunter meaning they take any opportunities for easy meals . Crocs here have been known to stalk their victims over days and in some cases stalk them for over a week .

“Do you have a treaty with sharks?!” Lmaooo

“Do we have a fucking treaty with sharks?” That is fucking hilarious 😂

I’m sick of the “it’s just a tool” excuse! We need to ban assault reptiles!

@cruzanassassin

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@natanulsiref

4 жыл бұрын

let's nuke em

@kevinb314

4 жыл бұрын

natanulsiref - you idiot! That’s such a (political party I disagree with) thing to say!

@simongibson6228

4 жыл бұрын

@Kevin B lmao, even funnier are the people that take this brilliant play on assault rifles seriously lol.

@remcovanvliet3018

4 жыл бұрын

We need to assault people that want to ban stuff.

The ghost and the darkness is an incredible movie

@dontrailtyson8405

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that movie

@chris_redd2453

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen it I’m have to watch it

@TheShismo

4 жыл бұрын

Love the movie and the Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack. The Edge is also a great animal attack movie.

@craftistic82

4 жыл бұрын

I saw that movie when I was 16, in the theatre, after smoking my first blunt. It was an experience I'll never forget. (I'm 37 now)

@dragon7590

4 жыл бұрын

I always forget how much I love that movie till I stumble across it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and it was one of those flicks that was a real experiance seeing it on the big screen.

Been stalked by crocs while fishing at the mouth of the Ord River where it flows into the Cambridge Gulf in the East Kimberley region of north Western Australia. Cunning and stealthy and you do need to keep your mind on the game.....one tried to bulldoze me into the river by crashing through mangroves onto a small beach area I had been fishing on. I had move up the bank out of the strike zone and watched the action. I moved to another place to carry on fishing after that.....

“After they get a few meals, not bad!!! Easy to catch!” Hahahah that shit sent me

Like Louie CK said, leaving the food chain was the best thing we ever did

@10efranco

4 жыл бұрын

We didn’t leave the food chain. We just moved to the top

@simpudney8191

4 жыл бұрын

@@10efranco incorrect. The top of the food chain doesn't have any natural predators

@10efranco

4 жыл бұрын

Sim Pudney oh yeah? So who’s on the top according to you ?

@tylerzammuto8423

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he pulled down his pants and said heres my weiner

@diplamatikjuan3595

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerzammuto8423 lol to be fair I think you missed the part where he said "do you wanna see my wiener? really!? ok..."

30 minutes ago my friend was telling me about this podcast. I just opened KZread and it’s one of my suggestions. Someone is listening

That two days most of been hell. A true definition of the word

First of that gulp noise Joe rogue made way wild AYOOO and second of all buddy lying through his bearded teeth 🤣🤣🤣

Crocs learn patterns so if you live near water that has crocs you should change locations constantly as in never go to the same spot twice or two days in a row, they are extremely patient hunters, they will watch your daily pattern and learn it like clock work and wait for the moment your least on guard to strike Had a mate on a fishing trip in the NT he’d get up late every night to take a piss and he’d always go to the back of the boat (just habit I guess) but this one night for some reason he decided to shine a spot light on the water before going, and sure as anything there was a croc just waiting in the water, it had actually watched him for however long learned his pattern and sat and waited for him to go to the back of the boat for his nightly ritual, luckily his spidey scenes tingled and he saw the thing before going to the toilet, they are crazy smart animals

@CRAZYJAY6969

3 жыл бұрын

@Steven Stolar Crocs can hurl themselves out of the water with ease. kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYBkz7Vuk8vdibw.html

@notsofast5495

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe since this was the first time the guy shined thenwater the croc had been there every night and he didn’t know it. The croc had been getting pissed on every night and didnt care

@graciegjj

2 жыл бұрын

That's why you don't go in little boats around Crocs you go in a big boat and even better yet a big boat with a really tall overhang and you could piss off that thing if you wanted it's not going to jump 20 ft in the air to get you it doesn't like to work that hard you're safe as long as you're not close to the damn water

@theyreoutthere.huntinggear

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely could have grabbed him from a lowered edged boat. Glad he lived to tell the tale

@lyricistproductions2174

Жыл бұрын

@@notsofast5495 good show 😂😂😂😂

“It’s like, this is a hammer. We nailed it” 😂

"We gotta fuck up a buffalo" 🤣🤣 im dead 🤣🤣

Love croc videos I’ve been extremely facinated by them since I was a young kid

I seen forrests podcast with joe like a year ago and have been hoping for a return

@Skreamies

4 жыл бұрын

Same, the last one was really good

@longdirtytoenails1076

4 жыл бұрын

savana rios gay

Guy “Are you familiar with this famous crocodile massacre” Joe “no” Guy “ oh your gunna love this” Me “wtf😮”

@trentshimmonsiilaogreens4074

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@willie417

4 жыл бұрын

A crocodile that been eating humans when it can for 100 years+, so how many humans has it ate over the years?

@outerheavenman

4 жыл бұрын

How did you both know this?

@slodn

4 жыл бұрын

Guy ?

@singhatar0912

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Profile Pic

Crocks have a 4 valve heart witch allows them to stop the blood flow to a limb that has been ripped off and prevents them from bleeding out ..... absolutely amazing dinosaur

2:15 - “they nailed it” pun intended hah

I love it Joe doesn’t even respond to the guy saving the kids life he just cares about the hundred year old crocodile

@abugonapugonamugonarug1653

Жыл бұрын

Priorities man, Joe’s got em 😅

The best stories ever.... i love it when he is on the show.

I was nearly a victim of a Croc attack my own fault I knew better than to be going into estuarian waters that are croc habitats to get bait fish on my own my dad was with me at the time but a few hundred metres away and out of site behind some trees. I was throwing a cast net for some bait when a Croc surfaced right in front of me about eight metres away looking right at me, I had not gone into the water to thigh depth to throw it like I normally do I was still standing on solid ground. Even still had it been half that distance closer to me I would of been in big trouble as it was, I turned and ran flat out back to my dad who was fishing high up on some rocks and told him the story he didn't need to tell me of but reminded me about being Blaize around those waters. Anyway, I joined him and sat next to him, and we were just talking.... And about ten minutes later guess who turned up to have a look at us the Croc that had been stalking me we were well out of his reach he hung around for a while probably the reason we didn't catch any fish that day. 🐊🦈🐊🦈Gotta love Australia 😁

"40's a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter." - Norm

the coolest thing to me is that crocs in Australia that were around when croc-shooting was common recognise and avoid guns

@LiberalsRuinEverything.

4 жыл бұрын

No way!

@unskinnedskeleton

4 жыл бұрын

Mory Mory no way is correct. This is completely false, inaccurate, and without any evidence.

@robertwelch2843

4 жыл бұрын

@@unskinnedskeleton where's your evidence proving it "completely" false?

@Rokaize

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Welch He doesn’t need evidence that it is false. I claim crocodiles can do math problems and create paintings. You say it’s not true? Prove it isn’t true. The person making the assertion is the one who has the burden of proof.

@robertwelch2843

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rokaize I wouldn't consider your last statement true but I'm really just here to shit on a guy that seemed a little too upset about some guy's innocent assertion of certain crocs recognizing firearms as a threat

“have you ever seen a crocodile eat a hammer while smoking dmt?” - Joe Rogan

@kingfourteen1701

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao while on shrooms

@schmingusss

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, I only had to go down to the ninth comment to find the first homer posting the lame DMT "joke".

@-Waltuh_White-

2 жыл бұрын

YA WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE GREEN ONE TOO THO AND I CANT STOP IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORT THO AND I CANT STOP PLAYING IT CUZ YA YA CANT STOP IT AND I CANT STOP IT CUZ UR NOT WASTING MY TIME ON GOOGLE EARTH CUZ ITS NOT EVEN GONNA KILL YA

I know the dude ended up living but I laughed so hard at: "How did you get him out of the crocodile's mouth?" "We didn't"

2:33 “Are you familiar with the Rami MASSACRE?” “No” “You’ll love this” hahahaha

"They nailed it" - Perfect critique about the invention of the hammer

Joe “Do you have a treaty with sharks” Rogan

I'm so glad I live in the UK we have no dangerous snakes , crocs and spiders just the council estate chav to worry about 🥶

My step dad was camping in North Queensland. He went to the shower block, had his shower, opened the shower door and a croc was there waiting for him. He had to climb the door then up onto the roof 🤣

@TaehunSeong.

Жыл бұрын

Oh hell no

4:35 Joe: "It was probably one of the crocodiles that ate the japanese during the massacre" Forrest: "Yep heh heh" *licks lips* Forrest Gallante is one of the reptillians Alex Jones warned us about

@frankiefernandez7129

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Corbin Lmaoooo

@xcaluhbration

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh.... GREAT CATCH 🤣😭

@xcaluhbration

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't blink from 4:41 to 4:51 too 🤣

@jameswatson7409

4 жыл бұрын

Actually David Icke did first

Some predatory land mammals learn to fear humans through experience. Some were shot and wounded, others witnessed a killing second-hand. But not crocs and alligators.

@zacharyroach2067

4 жыл бұрын

Thats because Crocs and alligators are souless and dead inside. They don't feel shit. Especially not fear.

@adamwest2968

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Roach guess you haven’t seen that guy “dance” with his pet crocodile

@johnleary4597

4 жыл бұрын

Warm blooded animals can think and adapt/learn how to act around other predators or prey. Cold blooded can’t feel any emotions and the honestly only think about their next meal. I’ve also seen videos where they protect their young, through instinct I suppose.

@Evolution_Woodworks

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnleary4597 that's probably bullshit, but it does sound true. Lol

@tyronejones4355

4 жыл бұрын

Alligators are pussies compared to crocodiles lol

Read a story where locals living next to a river who liked a daily jog near the river bank were advised to alternate their pattern i.e. time and direction on a daily basis as the crocs were watching, and taking in their movements. It had been known some of the crocs had ambushed the runners if they had kept to a regular pattern.

Forest “you’ll love this” Galante

Unreal. I’ve read about this but the story of the 100 year old croc going after that kid is unreal! And yes- saltwater crocs absolutely target people, there are accounts of salties stalking and killing people camping on beaches where the people didn’t know crocs would be.

"crocodiles do hunt human beings" Of course they do.

Hahah the hammer to alligator analogy 😂😂😂😂

Crocs attack whatever moves in their environment, a primitive instinct that's served them well, their survival abilities are incredible, going without food for long periods of time, ability to hide under mud and underground burrows.

“Are you familiar with the ramree massacre?” “No.” “You’re gonna love this.” *proceeds to explain one of the most horrific tragedies in human animal encounters.*

@pmaii7707

3 жыл бұрын

I think because they were Japanese it was fine

@atavusable

3 жыл бұрын

It’s fascinating! We are talking about hundreds of people being decimated by savage life. As a dominant specie this isn’t a normal case.

@Chooopy

3 жыл бұрын

The crocs probably still massacred less people than the Japanese did civilians that day. I love our Post-WW2 Japanese friends, but their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian populations.

@TheBrandedOne2003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chooopy Exactly why it wasn’t tragic

@notahotshot

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chooopy "But their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian population." Yeah, that seems a common trend among nations. I would provide a list of nations that decimated civilian populations, but it would be easier to just say the history of most nations is written in blood.

Forrest: "just wipes out this entire populus of people" Joe: LITERALLY NUTS

Good point about the crocs understanding the pattern of prey and no matter what eating it

Good stuff bro, 👍👍

This interview was awesome. That guy had seen some serious things around the world his stories are amazing

@ThatBigCactus

10 ай бұрын

He's definitely on some performance enhancers too, pupils are huge. Probably made for a great pod

They need to animate the show and have a croc come on. Joe: What's up freak crocs. He's here finally. Mr.croc. Takin a break from killing things. Mr. Croc: laughs* honored to be here joe. You know, I watch your show all the time. Joe: So, have you ever tried elk meat?

@carlosgarza1701

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be a trip. I read that stoned and saw this happen.

I got to go to Mississippi recently to bass fish, I had never seen an alligator but that week I saw numerous gators over 17 foot long… they are absolutely unbelievable, we had one sneak up behind our boat and we would of never known it until we decided to move spots and turned around

I heard of his death at 10:30 AM. Tony my 10 year old son the news. I felt so bad for both of them. My son loved that show. I take him an hour away to the snake farm in San Marcos, TX. Sunday 3pm for feeding time. We be by the 13ft female crocodile cage to see it deepthroat a whole chicken like nothing. One time the worker opened the top half of door. Teasing it for everyone’s amusement. It was very hungry that day. It leaped half its body on to bottom half door. Doing a balancing act but trying to fall over. The handler got scared and took 2 steps back and hit aquarium behind him. I got scared but instinctively grabbed my son and buddies son both 6 years old. Took a step back and hit a wall of people not going anywhere. They done the same thing, & froze. I nearly shit my pant so scared for the kids. An old man in front of us with 2 grandchildren of same age. He took a step back and hit us. His first instinct was to save himself. He quickly moved forward and grabbed kids. That ugly bastard looked so dangerous. I thought we were dead. Just excepted it. The handler threw the chicken in and over. Crocodile twisted back in and caught it. Then dropped back in. The handler getting scared and slamming on to glass scared everyone to another level. I’m proud of my first instinct. Right then and there I couldn’t imagine sitting on a 20 ft long animal like that. Like I’ve seen Steve Do. He was all balls! May you RIP sir. Thank you for your services. 👍🏼