Former Jewel Thief Reviews GTA V Jewel Heist | 47 |
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Just how accurate is GTA V when it comes to the game's crazy heist missions? Former jewel thief, Larry Lawton, breaks down the possibility of this jewelery heist and what exactly Michael de Santa did wrong.
Answer: Larry's first gun was a BB Gun
Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton spent 11 years in prison and now helps people make better decisions and fights for prison reform. #Lawton #Prison #Mob
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Micheal: *Is Born* Larry: See, that's a huge mistake, the heist is already over.
@phenomenaldouchebag6520
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@fiterid8064
4 жыл бұрын
Christian 😂☠️
@A-Cookie-A
4 жыл бұрын
In dying😂
@koolaidman4501
4 жыл бұрын
🤔
@clevelandbrowns7786
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Michael: **FARTS** Larry: That's a big mistake, the cops will trace down that smell directly to your house and bust you. The heist is already over.
@freemank8207
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@fatehim2729
4 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@MrMetylerca
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hahahahah not many comments actually made me laugh out loud. This one did.
@JoeMama-mf5ng
4 жыл бұрын
Head neck
@Ghaemi350z
4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo
Micheal: *Gets into car* Larry: "This heist is already over"
@RandyMarsh..
Жыл бұрын
Oy you're a big phony, fella!
**breathes** Larry: you see, he breathed in too deep. Cops can recognize breathing patterns by peoples individual diaphragm movements. Heist is over.
@runningonempty9980
7 ай бұрын
Hahahah, alright, I'm dead
@freddym99
4 ай бұрын
Honestly, with todays peoples tech and knowledge i wouldnt be surprised
@jaymac7203
4 ай бұрын
@runningonempty9980 "Hahaha" Jewel thieves wouldn't go around laughing like lunatics. Heist over! 😭 lol
Michael: *BLINKS* Larry: Big mistake there, gotta keep your eyes open to see anything
@sidewaysj2406
4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@rodex122
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@A-Cookie-A
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@5k_jay840
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@You-qf4op
4 жыл бұрын
I heard him saying this 😂😂😂
If Larry made GTA: Mission Failed: You ran a red light
@coschy
4 жыл бұрын
Mission Failed: You have a heartbeat now the cops know where you are
@georgem3211
4 жыл бұрын
(does nothing, as Michael) mission failed: Franklin got a ticket
@timshadowless3194
4 жыл бұрын
No you failed " you Alert the police" "Didn't silent the gaurd" "The alarm was triggered"
@fimlviaquez3936
4 жыл бұрын
This comments sound like something hideo kojima would do
@cyproxtten1415
4 жыл бұрын
@@coschy mission failed: you spoke
Rockstar: We're finally making gta6! Larry: I've already debunked every heist, game is over.
@TheProfessor66
2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully gta 6 does not revolve around robberies, the drugs are where the money is at.
@piyushrahi478
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheProfessor66 Thats what the entire GTA series is all about lol. becoming a criminal in virtual world
@mattgillam7379
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheProfessor66 are you joking GTA literally means grand theft auto of course its a crime
@carreviewer6345
Жыл бұрын
@@mattgillam7379Grand theft auto is car theft the crimes you do in gta includes grand theft auto armed robbery murder distribution of narcotics etc
@Cookie0927
5 ай бұрын
Now that its announced, this can become a possibility.
Michael: *Does nothing* Larry: You've already failed. Since the cops don't hear the slight vibrations in the ground when Michael walks, they'll assume he's robbing a Jewelry Store. The heist is over before it started.
@chilluxtheduck8023
6 ай бұрын
A year old 477 likes and no comment?
@TheRealBorb
6 ай бұрын
@@chilluxtheduck8023 mad...
@chilluxtheduck8023
6 ай бұрын
@@TheRealBorb Med...
@AriStrX500RR
5 ай бұрын
@@chilluxtheduck8023mad
@stormmist3634
5 ай бұрын
@@chilluxtheduck8023 meth
Michael: “Hey, Beautiful!” Larry: “That was a mistake. She’s hideous.”
@Fr4ncM
4 жыл бұрын
The heist is over
@johnmay9394
4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahha
@maybeitsnotalex
4 жыл бұрын
Who TF made this 421
@jonathansundqvist9388
4 жыл бұрын
@@maybeitsnotalex better yet, who gives a shit?
@cavemann_
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude, you completely killed her!
Michael: *Breathes* Larry: This robbery is already over.
@enough-applause-3368
4 жыл бұрын
It would be tho the cops would take air samples immediat loss
@godfamilyhustle.7920
4 жыл бұрын
@@enough-applause-3368 stfu
@rustyscrewdrivr
4 жыл бұрын
blake tapuva3 Lmao
@enough-applause-3368
4 жыл бұрын
@@godfamilyhustle.7920 i already took some air samples police are on route to your house
@asianaedan
4 жыл бұрын
Kaiden Rodgers r/woooosh
28:27 - "If I did a robbery today, I'd have to kill everyone involved." I can see prison helped 😆
@nickphaux
10 ай бұрын
Yea this guy never rly says anything questionable but that was a reallyyy weird thing to say
@h...........................
10 ай бұрын
@@nickphaux it's not weird it's facts. unless you're doing the robbery with somebody you really trust but nowadays we got technology, even when you're with your friends you get spied on by phones. accept the wrong cookies, click on the wrong link (especially those ".onion" ones) and you're on extra surveillance. most of the times it's just to advertise the best products, but it happens that personal data is sold to thirds and governments get your position and all that.
@vanspoorsveeplays357
9 ай бұрын
Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.
@nickphaux
9 ай бұрын
@@h........................... I guess, it's just such a degenerate, disgusting thing to do my mind doesn't want to venture into it
@Razorjaw86
8 ай бұрын
@@nickphauxWell he would never do a robbery, that’s the thing but if he was forced to then he’d have to kill everyone involved, might as well cuz if he got caught again he’d never leave prison
I’m surprised that after all of the GTA versions and iterations that are out there that they don’t have someone like Larry on staff. Time to start the Grand Theft Lawton series.
@The_StrangeMan
2 жыл бұрын
The games are more focused on entertainment than entire realism
@dogeburger5775
2 жыл бұрын
You do realise games would be boring as hell if they were actually realistic
@seanmccready9564
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogeburger5775 not always. Flight Simulator springs to mind as one where realism is focussed on
@armybeef68
2 жыл бұрын
@@seanmccready9564 You do realize that's a flight simulator, not a game.
@Birkenstocked
2 жыл бұрын
@@seanmccready9564 racing sims also but that’s why they’re called “SIM” simulation this is the same game where you can buy a military grade jet off a website
Michael: *Dies* Larry: Big mistake, this whole thing is over right there. If you die on a heist you can’t get the jewels sold.
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
4 жыл бұрын
Jwubbz it’s true
@MrIKILLYOU212
4 жыл бұрын
Larry Lawton hahaha
@isaacflamin9593
4 жыл бұрын
Jwubbz I’m dead big mistake lmfao
@senpaicity3334
4 жыл бұрын
Big brain time
@Brick.house23
4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying bruh😂😂
Pigeon makes a noise outside the store. Larry: Big mistake right there, you have to train the birds around the store so they don't give you away.
@wesleyplumley6037
4 жыл бұрын
Liasos88 underrated comment
@natec1
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@itzamsey2411
4 жыл бұрын
underrated comment 😂😂😂
@ridgengem1793
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dylpickle6123
4 жыл бұрын
Liasos88 Why did I laugh so hard
One thing I love is the fact that your critique is spot-on and it actually is part of the plot itself. Because yes, those heists in the story mode are very flawed, and those flaws do in fact drive a lot of the conflicts later on in the plot, federal agents inmediatley knew it was Michael who pulled this robbery and this gets Michael in trouble later, Michael telling his one-liner to the officer outside the store gets him instantly identified and located by Trevor who thought he had been dead all along, and the more heists you pull in the game, the worse their situation get. This is an amazing analysis and review, I need to watch more!
The problem to me is that Larry doesn’t know a lot of the context of this stuff. Lester constantly scopes out spots that could be hit and thinks of the getaways and stuff. That’s why he randomly just picked vangelico. He’d been looking at it for a while. He also doesn’t know that we don’t really case getaways because they’re pre planned because you can’t code every possibility. I will say though, Larry does a great job of outlining everything that he would do, and wouldn’t do
@Jokingskull99
2 жыл бұрын
Also, Michael taking pictures wouldn't have looked suspicious at all because the camera was in the glasses. That's also how Lester knew were the more expensive jewelry was. Another thing that bothered me was how he described them talking about Michaels old crew. Those weren't random people like Larry was saying. They were people Michael knew very well, and had worked with before. It's almost like he was barely paying attention at all
@nicholas1130
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jokingskull99 what about Franklin lol
@benladm4ster521
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jokingskull99 Larry does have a point though, you’d look suspicious as hell standing in a Jewellery store for 30 seconds not doing or saying anything whilst you take pictures through your glasses, you’d make yourself look suspicious like you’re obviously trying to scope out the score. Also he’s not wrong about Michael knowing the crew, that’s evident in the dialogue in the van when he’s talking about “if anyone gets pinched or I’ve gotta be able to trust you all with my life” or when he’s picking crew members Lester sometimes says “this ones new blood, I’ve not seen him under pressure” or Michael says “Rickie, I met him at Life Invader, he may not be that good, but he’s enthusiastic” As Larry says, you know who your crew are, you know what they can do and you need to be able to trust them” Also, he doesn’t know the crew that well Lester even says “there are no old guys”, referring to Brad and Trevor and other guys they used to run with and Lester makes it clear that they don’t run no more, at the time of the Jewel Store Heist he only just met Franklin, you don’t build up a brilliant relationship with a crew member days or weeks after meeting them. You’ve got to understand that Larry was at one point considered one of the most successful Jewel Store robbers in American history, he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he knows exactly what would get you caught or sent down. But even Larry understands this is a video game so it’s going to be more free and unrealistic than an actual jewellery heist.
@michaellee4597
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh larry has robed jewlery stores before why u think hes reviewing this?
@Chop2016
5 ай бұрын
Who cares what he robbed.. No banks😮
The car: moves 1 millimeter forward Larry: bang, this heist is over.
@Mini1burger
4 жыл бұрын
Boom over. You blinked, boom over. Uhhh... you wiped your forehead, boom over.
@mrinmoydas2668
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mini1burger 🤣😂😂😂😂
@cybzecho
4 жыл бұрын
You do nothing, boom over. You breathe, boom over.
@billyormond701
4 жыл бұрын
@@cybzecho shit joke
@drewb3007
4 жыл бұрын
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
michael: *blinks* larry: big mistake. a hair can fall off your eye lash at the scene and can be used as evidence, he needs goggles.
@evo4893
4 жыл бұрын
IslandSoljaah i gotta comment that got 500 likes but this comment deserves the clout 😂
@unanimated7084
4 жыл бұрын
i mean, that could happen tho lmao
@traysmiles9952
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!!!!
@dinisgrayson7263
4 жыл бұрын
You actually have a point
@overdebted8734
4 жыл бұрын
i never looked but didn't michael have fucking glasses
Larry: this is for educational purposes Also larry: *Literally tells u how to rob a jewel store*
This channel makes "Living like Larry" take on a whole new meaning.
@podcastmotivation36
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
Petition to have the GTA 6 devs get Larry’s help for heist 👇🏼
@hamzahhussain6580
4 жыл бұрын
They've already made the story back in 2014. They are just finalising the game.
@Kezsora
4 жыл бұрын
@@hamzahhussain6580 Source on that information?
@unknownexplorer6232
4 жыл бұрын
It's in early development rockstar said it themselves
@unknownexplorer6232
4 жыл бұрын
GTA 6 won't be out until a couple of years so it can't be already done
@jehhh8470
4 жыл бұрын
Unknown Explorer link to where you found this?
Michael: Has breakfast at his home Larry: see this is a mistake, waffles is a bad choice for a breakfast if you robbing a jewelry store, this heist is busted.
@ifalone
4 жыл бұрын
idk why this made me laugh
@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
4 жыл бұрын
Pancakes bacon and sausages is a perfect breakfast
@muhammadbasit7644
4 жыл бұрын
Make sure you eat enough carbohydrates for energy, fiber so you don’t get hungry and some healthy fats for brain functionality.. therefore you can have a better mobility and speed when committing the heist
@pdubzpyro
4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. But how many people are simply trying to discredit the guy? Gullible people will believe this lol. Love the internet.
@ACEDOGEMINEM
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
I'm a big fan of "real X reacts to Y". When this got suggested to me, I thought it was so outlandish I HAD to watch it. Wasn't disapointed.
Lester is basically the brains, master hacker who sets up the heists, has the connections. Without Lester they would have no plan, or a very bad plan. In fact with Lester as the hacker they would have enough time to go to a bar, buy some beers and have those in the jewellery store.
Michael : *Is born* Larry : " See thats wrong, he would already be caught."
@t_a_g_2003
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao bro
@ELIT3G4M3R
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@stevelacysburner8697
4 жыл бұрын
I kinda like how he treats it as it's real and not as a game
@Eyfdsybjo56
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Auftsragchiller
4 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite one!
Michael: Wakes Up Larry: Big mistake, the police were watching his house, he won’t make it past his kitchen before getting caught.
@em8568
4 жыл бұрын
Squid they’d have him pinned down in a minute
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
4 жыл бұрын
He won't LOL
@Hex-Trinity
4 жыл бұрын
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief This was really cool to watch and I think your insight into this stuff is really interesting. If you're still doing this sort of thing there's a game called Payday2 which is all about doing heists of all kinds. There's one in particular which involves stealing paintings from a museum, having cameras put into them then using the cameras to get gold from a safe in a senator's private estate. You should check it out if interested. :)
@berylmgage09
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!
@suscinn4836
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀💀
him to gta 5: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
that anon in that 4chan post really just hooked this guy up with an entire new life goal
@madringking1119
Жыл бұрын
I do believe this video is what led to his following blowing up. For about a month after it was posted I kept getting this vid at the top of my recommendations until I finally watched it.
Lester: Is born Larry: *Why is this guy here again*
@kalsarikannit9587
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i died
@shteel-860
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@conformconsumeobey2985
4 жыл бұрын
Lester you can god damn yourself you fat simpleton!!!!
rockstar should hire this guy to plot the robberies in gta 6
@HeihachiChaolan
4 жыл бұрын
This dumbass would ruin all the missions in GTA 6. Forget driving, we're walking to the jewelry store. Zero dialogue. Only walking allowed. All heists done in one mission. Game is completed in one hour
@Mhmmmmmm12131
4 жыл бұрын
@@HeihachiChaolan fuck you
@bubbyft3779
4 жыл бұрын
@@HeihachiChaolan Ah yes, the dumbass who was an organised crime criminal smh
@clayton2458
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh it’s be of the setups for he heist would have to be going to buy glothes then
@qabio
4 жыл бұрын
Not plot, but an advisor, like someone who fact checks the heists to make sure they arent too inaccurate
This is honestly one of the most educational/entertaining youtubez I've ever watched. I love GTAV Thanks Lah x
Larry, they do have setups and plans for the heists.
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know that
@Zyrex216
2 жыл бұрын
The set up for the robbery in this video is just Steal Gas from a Van, case the place, Also note Larry. When Lester brings up idea of the heist, you do have to wait for him to plan it out so its not instant
@kikarn4889
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zyrex216 True
Michael: Puts deodorant on Larry: now see that’s your biggest problem someone is gonna smell you, heist over
@GabrielMelo-mn4dh
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@qu4n723
4 жыл бұрын
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣
@tundraosu
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@angelgranados4995
4 жыл бұрын
ItzzRapidz-YT underrated asf.
@03crossed43
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
"Your crew needs to be people you know better than they know themselves" That's why you don't play GTA V Heists with randoms only with your squad.
@joshuaramirez6121
4 жыл бұрын
Hes not wrong, I've never been able to successfully do a heist the first try with randoms. Someone always screws It up
@joshuaramirez6121
4 жыл бұрын
@The Chosen Chad or the guy that dies every 5 seconds and forces you to restart because rockstar gave us all the middle finger by giving us 1 life for 4 players. 4 random players with 1 life is stupid. I wish there was a way to complete the heists solo or maybe just make it 2 player so we can at least do them with a friend. I never completed all three heists because of random people screwing everything up
@joshuaramirez6121
4 жыл бұрын
@The Chosen Chad Exactly!!!!!! Its so frustrating. I gave up on the heists tbh. It sucks because I never completed them all but I couldnt stand having to replay simple tasks over and over and over again
@4skintim962
4 жыл бұрын
I managed to put together an A team of ransoms. Trained them a bit and they haven’t lost a heist since
@joshuaramirez6121
4 жыл бұрын
@@4skintim962 then you got lucky and got some decent players, seems like quite a few people agree with me and also gave up on the heists so if anybody wants to do them with me and go for the elite challenges and criminal mastermind challenge then please lemme know
Thanks for the info! I will make sure to keep this in mind when I do this next time!
First off Mr Lawton, thanks for your critical analysis of this controversial yet highly addictive video game. Just like the video game has a disclaimer that the makers and producers of this video game do not endorse, condone, or encourage engaging in criminal behavior, you do not condone the past actions of criminal activity you were involved in, for lack of a better word, the characters in this video game would have made the sloppiest, tactless robbers ever. Drawing so much attention, second guessing, indecisiveness and obviously making too much noise are recipes for a botched robbery and long prison sentences.
Michael walks into wall: Larry: “see, this is a huge mistake amateurs make. And get caught doing it.”
@SalvageET
4 жыл бұрын
Franklin: **Greets a random dude on the street** Larry: *M I S T A K E, A M A T E U R*
@ultimaxkom8728
4 жыл бұрын
Michael glitchin' and swimmin' inside the road: Larry: _"Ah, this is also an issue in one of my robberies. I hate it when that happens..."_
@michaelcharlesthearchangel
4 жыл бұрын
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Michael: turns on car Larry: see that’s a big mistake a true professional uses a flintstone car with walking mechanism as it’s much more silent
@motta_math_
4 жыл бұрын
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
@dylankane9709
4 жыл бұрын
Lol these comments are gold
@charroassasin296
4 жыл бұрын
Possibly Larry: see that’s the big mistake, a true professional would use worn out shoes as there wont be foot prints
@charroassasin296
4 жыл бұрын
VLADIMIR PUTIN of course, how could i be such a fool
@euvannmoises8846
4 жыл бұрын
Im wheezing rn
Thank you for telling us how to properly rob a diamonds store! I will make sure to use your recomandations❤
Larry spent his youth robbing jewelry stores for millions 💎 Now he spends his days robbing the time of millions by giving them quality content 👍😎
@Ysumbruh0
2 жыл бұрын
He’s not robbing my time if I’m willingly giving Larry my time he’s a great KZreadr
Larry: “3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead..” Also Larry: “I stole $18 million”
@Petrslav
4 жыл бұрын
I bet this man has taken a couple lives
@eipeua
4 жыл бұрын
Not xWooosh or never went there
@theretardredneck
4 жыл бұрын
Thats his point though 😂😂
@Phoenix-uk7vi
4 жыл бұрын
Not xWooosh ‘it’s only illegal if you get caught’
@bradturner3514
4 жыл бұрын
Irishman
Michael:*just been born* Larry: See thats a mistake right there
@Lak3baby
4 жыл бұрын
Luxco lmaooooo bro ong
@Switty
4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh sir, congrats
@whtiesock6049
4 жыл бұрын
Luxco just been born Larry: see that’s a mistake right there
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy
4 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it
@ronipletikosa
4 жыл бұрын
often overlooked, you get caught, right away snap just like that the heist is over. cops will track your mothers dna and also your dads and with that they can predict your future
2:15 The beginning of a rivalry...
I think if Larry works alongside the developers on GTA 6 it might make it a lot more fun and rewarding. The heists would be so much more involved and immersive, the co-op would be next level.
Michael: Drinks water Larry: That's the biggest mistake he could possibly make. Police will be there before he even gets out of the kitchen and track the fingerprints of the bottle to his mom's car he borrowed 7 years ago. Heist's over, he's busted.
@edboss36
4 жыл бұрын
Eh, I like listening to him even tho he says that a lot
@DoctorPepper445
4 жыл бұрын
edboss yeah his channel is interesting as hell especially with his input and how he would do these things in real life.
Lester knows all the stuff cause he has files on all the places you could rob he’s probably been planning this for months waiting for a crew to want it
Cool to see a actual professional review this mission. Just subbed to the homie.
Directions were clear. I successfully robbed a jewelry store.
@Somewhere_Bagel
3 жыл бұрын
I accidentally robbed my own house
@Massck
3 жыл бұрын
@@Somewhere_Bagel oh no, my homework accidentally ate my dog
@Obamanapkin
3 жыл бұрын
Directions unclear i robbed a bank instead
@zaproosevelt
3 жыл бұрын
@@Obamanapkin but I robed a casino!!!
@Jay1en_
3 жыл бұрын
It worked i robbed my wallet and bought jewelry for my wife
If larry ever teams up with a company or just makes a heist game by himself i would buy the game immediently
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, that is an idea. I know I could make a game so cool. It would be like you were actually doing a heist. Maybe a company will contact me
@ursuzew1958
4 жыл бұрын
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief i wish i think will be the most realistic and authentic game for sureeeee
@hatboxghost735
4 жыл бұрын
Larry Lawton This could be done, you may want to consider working with an independent company to start.
@murderzz3184
4 жыл бұрын
I'd pre order it instantly
@Solo413
4 жыл бұрын
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief I can see it now: *Larry's Loot* by Rockstar Games.
Imagine if Larry knew they literally rob a Police Van in broad daylight for the Loud setup lol
I love how there's literally smoke detectors right next to the vents that don't even go off.
"i dont even know why we need the guy with a cane" - every gta player in existence
@hassanaz1411
4 жыл бұрын
to give Frank assassination missions
@brandonmcd8724
4 жыл бұрын
i wanted to cry
@AyAy008
4 жыл бұрын
Even Trevor asked the same question lol
@eoin8450
3 жыл бұрын
Come on, don't shit talk Lester😢
@panpsyren6406
3 жыл бұрын
@@eoin8450 dont even get me started on how much money he cheats your online character via both heist and drug businesses.
Michael: breathes Larry: thats another case, if you done that in real life the police would track the wind direction and find the source of the carbon dioxide being exhaled
@DrawLeg-AR
4 жыл бұрын
Haha😂😂
@PerturaBased
4 жыл бұрын
police wont track the wind direction but 4chan would
@tubaraos
4 жыл бұрын
Lester & Larry will have a Hackeroff
@Flappstar
4 жыл бұрын
this hasnt gotten enough likes!
@dvdcamp7187
4 жыл бұрын
C2 loaninq Lol!
Lester is clearly the brains behind the operations. He’s not the hacker, he’s the planner, he’s just capable hacking in order to create the heist plans
@thegreatynot5049
5 ай бұрын
Exactly! Same exact thing I said while watching. I believe most people dont appreciate lester enough, none of the heists in the game would be doable without his insight.
i would love an online heist update with larry and lester working together
Michael: *blinks* Larry Lawton: See. NOW that’s the mistake right there. Everyone’s Gonna notice that.
@riconuts
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@bluba1lz144
4 жыл бұрын
best comment
@sebastianrolhas6582
4 жыл бұрын
Ahhaha
@tatesuperior2326
4 жыл бұрын
We can tell you got a low iq
@actualgarbage8549
4 жыл бұрын
@@tatesuperior2326 Not getting a joke seems pretty low for me
Micheal: *Eats potato chips before the heist* Larry: You see, huge mistake right there. The choice in snack type really influences your performance and fatigue rate during the robbery. Also, Potato chips are a very noise inducing snack. The police would hear you from a mile away. Heist over.
@gdyeti4202
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@user-db2qp4ez6k
3 жыл бұрын
😂😭
@Stayoffhereable
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I heard his voice as I’m reading that too, I’m dead 😆
@changasmith9092
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AdamAGaming
3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
No lie, I used to think like that when I was in high school playing gta like "why am I just waltzing in here and staring at 'key points' with my camera right in front of the staff when I'm the only customer?" 😂
Great advice and super useful video. Thanks Larry!
I love how he roasts the gameplay recorder for being bad at the game
@isaacster5027
4 жыл бұрын
Fr! 😂
@stormichow5325
4 жыл бұрын
You do know who's playing it, right?
@isaacster5027
4 жыл бұрын
@@stormichow5325 whom
@stormichow5325
4 жыл бұрын
@@isaacster5027 I believe it's his son, but I could be wrong.
@isaacster5027
4 жыл бұрын
@@stormichow5325 yeah I figured, the way he talks about him
Michael: *Wears glasses* Larry: See that’s a huge mistake, they don’t expect someone who doesn’t wear glasses to rob a jewellery store. The Heist is already over.
@TheDameDash
4 жыл бұрын
funniest comment award
@jackalan04
4 жыл бұрын
Damian Rodriguez Thank you very much.
@mohidishtiaque9916
4 жыл бұрын
what about consulting the professor?
Micheal: looks in direction of jewel store Larry: cops will think your about to rob the store, the heist is over
@jaymac7203
4 ай бұрын
*You're 😭
For some reason last year I got hooked on your content, started working out intensely, forgot about your content and stopped working out, your channel just made me start working out idk why
There's probably a reason why Rockstar doesnt make these heists identical to the real life counter part, let's be honest here most of the GTA 5 players are under 18
@thattonnatoguywithafez8246
4 жыл бұрын
Actually you are obliged to be over 18 And even without that joke about the rating, there are plenty of old players playing GTA.
@phantomps1715
4 жыл бұрын
H.G.S. GAMING#1 big dreams
@xtheflabeox8813
4 жыл бұрын
If they made the highest any more realistic how the fuck is it our problem that a horrible piece of shit parent bought their child this game not my fucking problem
@truethorr9079
4 жыл бұрын
@H.G.S. GAMING#1 cant wait to see that tell me when
@OcelotHDEdition
4 жыл бұрын
Yea but nobody is going to pick up the game and think "Hmm, i'm gonna rob a bank today!" I doesn't matter if under 18's play it, it is intended for 18 or over. That's on the parents then if they let them play it.
Love the insights and critique on the heist and while I appreciate the game being a game with the over the top theatrics, I'd also like to see a realistic heist in future GTA games. Great video Larry!
@MySilentReticence
7 ай бұрын
Me too, until you realize that you'd have to stop at every sigh, light, and yield to other traffic, and drive within the lines-
"He's gonna be too suspicious taking photos like that" He's just looking around in his glasses, the camera is inside of his glasses so it makes more sense.
@Steazy6
11 ай бұрын
Well there is most likely a button on the cameras that he presses
@UncleEdu
11 ай бұрын
@@Steazy6 Yeah but he hides it just adjusting his glasses its not like he's holding a camera, or it could be lester the molester taking the photos lorewise.
@Steazy6
11 ай бұрын
@@UncleEdu maybe
Michael: *breathes* Larry: Yeah, the heist is over
@XIUnicron
4 жыл бұрын
Big MISTAKE
@2winblat
3 жыл бұрын
Truuueeeeee....that was lowkey annoying 🤦🏽♂️😂
@vycanismajoris8001
3 жыл бұрын
Michael: **exists** Larry: Yeah, the heist is over
@querico1342
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mingfanzhang4600
3 жыл бұрын
2vid Wynd XD
*universe is created* Larry: "Let me just stop it right there, that's a huge mistake, see the sound of that bang would have alerted the cops, it's over for them, busted".
@giraffeman326
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@oogityboogity6644
4 жыл бұрын
I like this one
@tearful-glass0726
4 жыл бұрын
Not really he knows what he is talking ab
@tearful-glass0726
4 жыл бұрын
And God made the world
@EclipzSolos
4 жыл бұрын
@@tearful-glass0726 really dude?? People I swear
Thanks Larry a great job using the game to explain how a robbery works in real life. Which I assume was your aim and like your previous life perfectly executed. But in truth I wonder if anyone would actually enjoy playing / have the patience to play a mission based on 'real life'. Having to stop at every red light would see most people fail. 🙂
17:54 Larry : "You might slip and say anything" Michael : *nervous sweating* [23:20]
Something about Larry causes Gta heists to seem like child's play. He's cool
@niggawithapistol4792
4 жыл бұрын
He really knows what he's talking about.
@jorrox9311
4 жыл бұрын
More like badass
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like my views on these things.
@kexzations588
4 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@kylegallagher9650
4 жыл бұрын
9th 9o99ooo99oo99 I ordered it from my 9o99ooo99oo99 9th grade and 9o99ooo99oo99 and 99999oo9oo9o9999ò888888 907.978.7833 9o9
*Michael:* "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of 'em." *Larry:* "Big mistake, you said your classic catchphrase, so your freinds now know you're actually alive."
@kixakii436
4 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣
@davissonleall
4 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
@justexisting8457
4 жыл бұрын
True
@TopaT0pa
4 жыл бұрын
Larry: "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure a good plan for the robbery isn't one of 'em." Michael: "Well..." Larry: "It's already over."
@clevelandbrowns7786
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I would love this guy to be making these movies and games. They would be so realistic and fun.
Commit the crime while driving a very unique looking blue car with yellow rims. That's the 140 IQ move right there.
Michael: Accidentally drops glove before putting it on Larry: Heist is over, cops already know you’re coming
@gentcena
4 жыл бұрын
Razor jaw86 xotwod
@bestintheworld0624
4 жыл бұрын
Larry's friend: "Hey Larry, want to go to Cheddar's for dinner?" Larry: "You have to case the restaurant before you have dinner you can't just go there, you'll get caught in a minute."
@mobu6810
4 жыл бұрын
Razor jaw86 hAhaahAyahaahAhA sO fUnNy. how old are you again?
@MrGrifft
4 жыл бұрын
@@mobu6810 You ok man?
@r3cker
4 жыл бұрын
@@gentcena XOTWOD
Lester: **exists** Larry: thats wrong
@davemccombs
4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you attention
@jazminyz
4 жыл бұрын
GnomeDazzle well they got a lot more attention than you did
@blueheadgaming4628
4 жыл бұрын
GnomeDazzle well it worked since he got 750 likes
@thepineapplegamer6872
4 жыл бұрын
@GTA and Apple channel Lester's hacking is so incredibly unrealistic.
@Nick-tb2bq
4 жыл бұрын
XxDJPLAYZxX i’m dying lmfao
1st video I've seen. And i LOVE IT!!!! Instant sub!
Michael looks like he came straight out of a breaking bad episode
Michael: Goes bald Larry: That’s the biggest mistake he could’ve done. The person who cut his hair has all his DNA.
@SdotFive
4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo!!
@helion4187
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@mathewmena1688
4 жыл бұрын
That’s how Larry got caught
Micheal: *accidentally runs into something* Larry: *doesn’t even grin* Also Larry:”that was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.”
@LarryLawtonJewelThief
4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it. It was fun to do. I hope you liked my latest video with GTA
@stevenrivera6380
4 жыл бұрын
Larry Lawton I did. It was fun!
@tubular7752
4 жыл бұрын
Mein Fhurer boomer humor
@JohnnyEstacado
4 жыл бұрын
that comment just made me lol, good job, sir.
@Ryan-hv5nn
4 жыл бұрын
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Give me a PlayStation 4? Please I have no conditions
The driving though 😭 lol 😂
It’s so interesting seeing your perspective
Michael: Wakes up Larry: See now that’s a big mistake, they’ll track down the person who started breathing and the whole heist would be done
@austinlewis8468
4 жыл бұрын
Dragon Tamer Now this comment is funny as heII
@ibieldahuk
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, you stop breathing when you sleep? Man... go to see a doctor quick, man
@joey-eo4pl
4 жыл бұрын
Dragon Tamer lmaoooooo
@davemccombs
4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you attention
@pxrks888
4 жыл бұрын
Dragon Tamer lmaoooo
bro all of these comment are basically: Micheal: exists Larry: that's wrong
@shawnwoods8987
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's annoying as hell
@nullen1499
4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to see some more input on the video but fuck me I guess for looking into the comment section. This shit happens so much with anything that blows up and I swear it smooths my brain a little bit more every time I see it.
@edisodd4240
4 жыл бұрын
Crew The Shoe ikr
@milostodorovic69
4 жыл бұрын
Kids trying to get KZread likes that's all
@digitalcamaro9708
4 жыл бұрын
Fr. I was hoping to see more discussion but no everyone wants to be a fucking meme.
Larry on the 4th of July: this aint so bad *when the big firework goes off* Larry: everybody in the car
Thanks for the tutorial Larry! This will be very helpful!
Michael: *blinks* Larry: Oh, big mistake. The whole operation is blown. You can't allow the vibrational frequency in the air to move by 0.000001 units. The cops would be on him instantly
@arturoszewinker2568
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣made my day...thx bro
@thinkpositiveyoucandoanyth3729
4 жыл бұрын
🤣 that killed me
@RoyalCam9
4 жыл бұрын
This the best comment on here no lie 😂😂
@xviii_iiivx6702
4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ive seen on youtube😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethan_sadboy
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
*Loads up GTA* Larry: You would have already gotten caught.
@LargeCarTrucker
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!
@MystmaxkinnTV
4 жыл бұрын
You sir just made me laugh. Thank you.
@legokingiscool
4 жыл бұрын
Praise the sun my good sir!
@grove124
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Jäger 😂😂
@HaiPham-zb7sc
4 жыл бұрын
Damn it's so funny i forgot to laugh
This was pretty interesting thanks for the content!
Usually I dislike these sorts of videos because they just dump on the game. But this guy actually got that it was a game and that some realism would be sacrificed for gameplay. I also wonder how much he understood Michael's backstory. Seems like a very interesting guy. Probably had a fascinating life.
Michael: still in his dad's balls. Larry: the heist is over folks.
@TheGolither
4 жыл бұрын
Epic 🤣👌
@soundslikecam
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus sir you're terrible 😂😂😂
@DrPlatypus1
4 жыл бұрын
Okay this one was genius. 👏
@lyricvanderford1573
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jackmorrison5875
4 жыл бұрын
Lol!! I can’t 😂🤣🤣😭😭
Me ready to speak my very first words as a baby: "Ma..." Larry: "This robbery is already over."
@dominique.gonzalez622
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to loud at this
@carlinhos4063
4 жыл бұрын
Your Mom: but...he's not even... Larry: IT'S OVER
@alexprice2424
4 жыл бұрын
Momma? Larry: right here sweetheart
@ak47forlifebrandonherreraw35
4 жыл бұрын
“Papa...” Larry: aaaand your dead the cops shot you eighteen times in the torso with a 9mm glock 19 HEIST OVER
23:20: What's funny that line "you forget a thousand things" his old robbing buddy Trevor realizes he is around lol.
Btw that guy with the cane is Lester Crest the brains and the hacker who is needed to do everything in the electronic Department witch is very helpful
**boots up GTA** Larry: “It’s over already. The game knows im already planning to do a heist and its warned the game’s authorities”
@knightfallprotocol
4 жыл бұрын
I think I've found a comment better than mine 🤣🤣🤣
@richardwrite
4 жыл бұрын
The best one
@jellycatman0998
4 жыл бұрын
HAhaha
@darksparrow-titan6209
4 жыл бұрын
Certainly see competition
Michael: blinks Larry: see that’s a huge mistake. You need to be seeing the civilians at all times, as they could hit the alarm. Heist over.
@dognews7671
4 жыл бұрын
Sugma Dick copy paste
@mighty_robo
4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna likw your comment but its at 69
@mingfanzhang4600
4 жыл бұрын
Sugma Dick XD
@tricked0585
4 жыл бұрын
ligma balls
@jplantin92
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
Thanks I needed the info!
KZread JUST recommended this to me , I find it amazing that you are a former jewel thief and that you are on KZread making a living ! To me it’s crazy , America gives 2nd chances to people and they can change and now I love your content it’s very informative only of course to spot the possible thieves at my job thanks for this ! New sub ! 💓
FBI watching this: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@jerryhill8281
3 жыл бұрын
He works with them....so
@hectorsoto6528
3 жыл бұрын
Jerry Hill how do u know
@mr.minion2981
3 жыл бұрын
Hector’s Channel ッ because he told him
@mingfanzhang4600
3 жыл бұрын
The Daredevil Incognito XD
@John-tp5gu
3 жыл бұрын
@FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation sign me up
Michael: *coughs* Larry: “Bad move, he just triggered the alarm. They’re not getting away with anything.”
@verdinho10
4 жыл бұрын
Also larryy: Michael coughing is a sign that he has the Coronavirus. He won't be doing any heists for 14 days
@melodiesbasslines1855
4 жыл бұрын
Verdinho broooooo 😂
@clevelandbrowns7786
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dannyhuang3472
4 жыл бұрын
Verdinho this is a good one
@yungtimm5673
4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo