This dude saying "I'd take stealing apple watches over picasso any day" while wearing an apple watch is hilarious

@snowconeinthedoublecup

4 жыл бұрын

There are definitely some painting I wouldn't mind falling off a truck.

@marks4355

4 жыл бұрын

@Q. E. D. the paintings are 1 of 1 there easily tracked if they see that on the black market they can track the person and ban there in trouble

@marks4355

4 жыл бұрын

@Q. E. D. with apple watches they make million of them and they cant track them and find the person

@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to this comment.

@OneEyeShadow

4 жыл бұрын

Shoulda worn a Picasso.

"My name is Larry Lawton, and this is my Masterclass"

@kanarokan6060

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha u got me

@isawicameiconqueredandcame3708

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Ag4m3r

4 жыл бұрын

This made my day, thanks

@tonytapia2042

4 жыл бұрын

He answered a lot of questions I was wondering. Especially the bank one. However I find it odd that I already knew a lot of his suggestions. I think I need help lol

@cabs9310

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAJAJWJAJAJSHAHAHA

4:47 "Thrill?! J*ck off more!!!"🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite quotes by Larry

@jfbeam

Жыл бұрын

And it's one of the first things I have to take issue with. Uncle Larry has obviously never had "f*** you money". At some point, you can have so much money that it ceases to have value. It's like water, or carpet... it's just one more thing you have, use, and never think about. Crown was robbing the place because he wanted a challenge. (watch the whole movie. there's a lot going on.)

@user-ir6xh2mx9d

Жыл бұрын

Gosh i finally found what i was looking for.

@Monster_Fan111

Жыл бұрын

@@jfbeam Nah, I understand Larry's reason. For him, as someone who so poor he had to rob. He would never understand a rich man doing it for fun only. As he said, doing crime is dangerous, most of the time you end up in jail, so he never comprehend why people risk their lives for fun. Which is totally reasonable.

@niceortwice6044

Жыл бұрын

Perfect response, didn’t miss a beat😂

Larry: “I was a robber along time ago” Me: I wonder how long ago? Larry: “You got a fence for diamonds. A fence for clothes. A fence for VCRs” Me: Say no more

@lepatientzero9637

2 жыл бұрын

ahahah! yes, when he said "VCRs" I was like "is he talking about what I think he's talking?"

@barcaballer5609

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he said a fence for NFT's

@konglives4453

2 жыл бұрын

A fence for Walkmans and transistor radios.

@GiaGRitter

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha. i love that tell

@lawrencetalbot8346

2 жыл бұрын

If he said a fence for records I would’ve lost it lol.

"Im not endorsing crime you guys, but this is how you do it to be most efficient."

@spambot7110

4 жыл бұрын

can't be that efficient he got caught

@FCLAI133

4 жыл бұрын

@@spambot7110 I mean think about how many robberies he got away with though. Most people can't even get away with one hahaha

@JasonLuthor

4 жыл бұрын

@@spambot7110 Sure after 20 years in organized crime.

@Shewas-kathybates

4 жыл бұрын

Well the government sect he now works with has these same tips plus more.

@azrieljale

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shewas-kathybates Big brain time They want you to become criminal so they can catch you. And get paid.

This guy looks like the really cool uncle that your parents don't want you hanging out with

@asmosisyup2557

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he *IS* the really cool uncle someone's parents dont want them hanging around with.

@oksharks358

4 жыл бұрын

Marie Fiction I didn’t know weebs had a sense of humor

@generic727

4 жыл бұрын

i didn't know bay area sports fans had toes

@krystiankornilowicz4577

4 жыл бұрын

bro i legit have an uncle like that. He was an ex helicopter pilot in the old wars. He was somewhere in asia. Italian of course and legit has connections to the itlian mafia. Like at the time the dude met someone who said hid kill someone for free since he was family. cool times.

@GabruOneRacing

4 жыл бұрын

Marie Fiction hahaha exactly!!!!

"I do not condone criminal activity" *proceeds to give a step by step tutorial on said criminal activity*

@mokushmasmo6009

2 жыл бұрын

Giving you a tip means hes givint law enforcement tips on what youre doing.

Imagine this guy calling himself "Uncle Larry", crashing a Christmas party and giving you an expensive gift like "Woah, an apple watch? Where'd you get this???" and he goes "Ah I know a couple guys- I'm KIDDING Angela, Amazon delivery's run by the devil himself, jeez..." as your mom glares at him :) seems like a fun dude to tell you stories you don't care are real or fake, they're fun and make you laugh

@summerbreeze9576

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aland7236

2 жыл бұрын

It fell off a truck.

@Me-qq7fv

2 жыл бұрын

That was so specific haha

@lawrencetalbot8346

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah real fun until his world crashes in on you and either someone he robbed or owes money to comes to your family with a vengeance. Or the feds catch on and suck you into it, staking out your place, interrogating you and making you feel like you’re guilty of something just because your family member is who they are, then they try to use you against them and that’s a whole other kind of guilt. Not to mention the embarrassment when it goes around town your family has a criminal in it. Everyone starts looking at you differently. Friends, gf, neighbors, people you see on a daily basis. Had an uncle like that. He was really cool and trust me was the favorite uncle, until he wasn’t. Then it was just a nightmare for us, even long after he went to jail.

@extrm161

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/amyts8qkZ87KZqg.html.

This guy switched "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." to "You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero."

@IrishCaesar

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@Sylvael2002

4 жыл бұрын

Legit

@MichaelJ44

4 жыл бұрын

מגיב בתגובות NEDUJ

@NoFaceCobain

4 жыл бұрын

It happens

@christiantatupu3841

4 жыл бұрын

What if he lives long enough to turn back into a villain?

Plot twist : Larry wanted to know the insides of Vanity Fair, that's why he agreed to participating in this video

@mollyconnelly5309

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@tapaniheikkila5390

3 жыл бұрын

Casing the joint*

@Kerttis

3 жыл бұрын

"hey could i use the bathroom in the back by any chance?"

@comicjon82

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@captainnolife2816

3 жыл бұрын

Stonks

I find it pretty funny how with a lot of professionals on this channel, you have them going "oh, the characters made a mistake here, this would never happen"... ... while Larry goes "oh yeah, they made a mistake, and that's _precisely_ why it's realistic".

larry knows exactly what everyone watching this video is thinking lmao he reminded us like every 5 seconds NOT to go rob a place

tutorial not clear enough, im sentenced to 9 years in prison

@hopemooketsa1867

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Don't worry.. Soon they're releasing "Man who has successfully escaped more than 20 prisons"... Stay strong😅

@notjani6415

4 жыл бұрын

Did you turn the cheats on?

@quacker1668

4 жыл бұрын

URSALTYGAMER Z oh shid, forgot

@soultrick7474

4 жыл бұрын

@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 killer :DDDD

@dogsdreamtoo8427

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like he broke the LAWton.

"I am in no way advocating crime" *5 seconds later* "If you're going to rob something..."

@jonathangoss5275

4 жыл бұрын

righttttt lol

@mrstfu1170

4 жыл бұрын

Mārcis Bukovskis You are a idiot like are you dumb

@bananaboy1013

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrstfu1170 and you are 2 years old because you believe everything and you don't know what a joke means

@gerardgarcia4005

4 жыл бұрын

Hey man it could be worse I have 4 life sentences and 35 different accounts of first-degree murder and I also blew up the bank near my house.

@fionnachmahoney-richardson7328

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrstfu1170 r/wooooosh

I can respect the fact that Larry never used brute force or violence but rather intimidation.

@ChickenCrewNews

3 жыл бұрын

Bet if someone started swinging on him or shooting he would have been doing it right back lol. Never say Never -Justin Beiber

@eelek1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChickenCrewNews watch his youtube video on how he got caught. Somebody was shooting at him, and he had guns but didn't shoot back.

@slonk420

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't have an actual gun, it was a bb gun, if it was an actual gun he would've got like 100 years

@eelek1

2 жыл бұрын

@@slonk420 he said he did but he threw them in a pond

@cyrid1038

2 жыл бұрын

@@eelek1 in one of the robberies he found a sack full of guns iirc for security and that’s when he threw those in a river while escaping. I think he still kept his BB gun with him

As a writer who constantly needs random “iffy” information, thank you! You know what kinda lists I’ll end up on by searching heists and how to break into certain buildings? These videos are a Godsend

@memowaill691

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why I'm watching this,I'm writing a jewelry heist rn and this video is really helpful😭

@aashitashyam6060

10 ай бұрын

I knew I would meet fellow writers here

@kambrieearl4299

4 ай бұрын

THANK YOU! Now all I need is for someone to explain to me how to get my spy character into the US national treasury. Any ideas?

@indolencegaming

3 ай бұрын

@@kambrieearl4299 Consult Larry Lawton, he probably does

These online training courses are getting really interesting.

@monagindetablan5617

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah! I like the way you think.

@PACKERMAN2077

4 жыл бұрын

"Former Mastermind robber reviews GTA heists..." _"We'll see what they got wrong is"_

@joyceofdriving4954

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious.

@etime89

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@natanmiksic8537

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

I could watch this guy Narrate an entire Netflix documentary like this.

@josephschultz3301

4 жыл бұрын

You've gotta admit, the guy catches your attention with his descriptions really well.

@ia_ereh1995

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone like this comment so we can get this going.

@Shadow77999

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeessss

@bacht4799

4 жыл бұрын

It’s such a shame... this guy sounds smart, interesting and could whatever job he got have success “ of course there probably some he couldn’t do but it’s more about his character “ and he did crime.. waste 12 years of his life in prison and being in a very dangerous business.. it’s just a shame.. oh well at least he has pay his duty and doing his best in what he do .. !

@theequalizer2465

4 жыл бұрын

Should do it

As a former 7-11 worker I can say that yes they don't want you to fight back. It's in our training to just give them what they want. I almost got fired for disarming the guy who tried to rob me one night, fight or flight kicked in. You never know how you're going to react when someone has a gun against your head until you experience the situation yourself.

@factbeaglesarebest

3 жыл бұрын

Sure you did buddy.

@lunadarling5598

2 жыл бұрын

🧢🧢🧢

@Nyx_2142

2 жыл бұрын

@@factbeaglesarebest Clearly nothing happens, has happened, or ever will happen. Life is a void of nothingness.

@garmen-

2 жыл бұрын

@@factbeaglesarebest aww, look I know your life is boring but that doesn’t mean nothing ever happens to anyone ever

@titanfighter12

2 жыл бұрын

What's the link to the news story about you getting robbed?

16:58 One touch I liked in the movie is that the brothers rob local branches, so the feds initially can't get involved when it's not a national branch. And they initially take nothing higher than $20s to avoid countermeasures like dye packs. It's only when they get greedy later that it all falls apart

"I'm not a jewel thief. I'm a robber." Vanity Fair: puts jewel thief in title

@adan9925

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think you can be " a jewel robber " you can be " a jewellery store robber " but that would look weird on the title.

@uselessdegenerate7565

4 жыл бұрын

Jewel thief sounds more dramatic

@lumozade2182

4 жыл бұрын

Ex thief

@secludedmisanthrope6388

4 жыл бұрын

Theft is the removal of property without the owner's permission with the intention if keeping/selling it, but it's theft because there is no use of force and/or intimidation on the victim directly. Robbery is the act of using force and/or intimidation directly on the victim to take that person's property. No force or intimidation means not a robbery.

@Eralen00

4 жыл бұрын

well to be fair, "jewel thief" is a much more recognizable phrase than "jewel robber"

Plot twist: This guy wanted to know the insides out of law enforcement to plan his biggest heist then dissapear forever.

@WakamonoInazuma

4 жыл бұрын

xSerpent he’s planning to rob the internet

@bambi7563

4 жыл бұрын

Ibrahim Syed it’s a joke dumbass

@twentylush

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't this a Payday2 heist? The joint is literally the FBI and its just like any other heist really?

@sirinkprialnik

4 жыл бұрын

steal the Moon

@salmon_1111

4 жыл бұрын

mango juice yas oh you silly gorl, you can’t just steellllll the moon, you’ve got to shrink it first

I absolutely love that this guy literally went to the Gemological Institute of America just to learn how to do more valuable robberies

The thing about robberies too, is that you don't wanna get involved with anyone who's the "loose cannon" type. Yes, you need fear and intimidation which normally keeps people in line, but in a lot of robberies when they walk in and start throwing people around, you can almost bet they'd be willing to screw over their whole crew or resort to violence regardless of the outcome. There's been a lot of cases where bank robbers have harmed people even after they got what they came for. At that point, you have more charges and it's honestly a liability. Most successful unsolved robberies were ones where not a single shot was fired or a single person harmed.

He forgot to say "I'm Larry Lawton, and this, is my Masterclass"

@kamuelalee

4 жыл бұрын

Pay in blood for this class

@BIOSHOCKFOXX

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@SushiReversed

4 жыл бұрын

And you're watching Disney Channel!

@erik-001-

4 жыл бұрын

Raaif 😂😂😂

Now: "Larry Lawton" Before: "Larry Outlawton"

@abearseeds

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one lmao

@jupiter8512

4 жыл бұрын

LOL underrated comment

@laurenhenderson8631

4 жыл бұрын

brilliant

@TylerMcShane

4 жыл бұрын

@@abearseeds underrated comment

@frankiemcdermott9468

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute class

He looks like a boss in every GTA games

I feel like this is more of a Master Class than a review on movie heists.

When you are so good at being a Criminal that the Police hire you.

@Skitz6969

4 жыл бұрын

A wise man once said "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

@JobForAMaxboy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Skitz6969 he was obviously making a lot more money before

@Skitz6969

4 жыл бұрын

@@JobForAMaxboy i was referencing the dark knight when no says to kill the Batman, and the mob asks why he hasn't done it yet and joker replied back with "if you're good at something, never do it free"

@finalfantasu7615

4 жыл бұрын

SNITCH....

@fuzzywintercoat

4 жыл бұрын

Theres a show about this called White Collar would recommend

Him:”I am in not way encouraging anyone to commit these crimes” Me: *Taking notes* Sure

@BIOSHOCKFOXX

4 жыл бұрын

Lets gang up... South bridge, 11:45 when sun is shining at an 40 degree angle and reflects on passing by people, safe is opening at 11:50 and closes after 15 minutes. Cops will be here in 10, at least 1 patrol car will be first, so we got 5 minutes to get in and out. Take the hard stuff, no paper, nothing personalized so nothing can be traced. I'll get the Baby Yoda mask to look cute, you get teddy bear or something...or just mom's pantyhose and sunglasses. The moment you get in, color down the height markings with large line up and down. We split it at our meeting point and get lost our own ways, never to be seen again. I have no relatives, no gf, I am forever alone, so don't bother blackmailing me.

@NeostormXLMAX

4 жыл бұрын

@@JackSilver1410 jokes on you he put slow acting poison in your drink a week before the heist

@OShaggHenny

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeostormXLMAX pulled a sneaky on ya

@saitama2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeostormXLMAX jokes on you he knew that you would do that so he switched the drinks so actually the other guy took it himself

@alexvj2011

4 жыл бұрын

The FBI agent monitoring this: *taking notes* sure

I think in The Thomas Crown Affair he did it because it was satisfying to see if he could do it, and how well he could plan it, and carry it out. Testing your skills is great motivation. Feeling like you are smarter than everyone else, then wanting to prove it, seems like a possible reason.

I think that in "Heat" you CAN see how heavy those bags are and that the robbers are actually struggling. Maybe the actors don't have to carry 70 pounds but not 10 either. I'd be surprised to find that Michael Mann hadn't thought of that aspect, that's a director who makes you repeat a scene if the sound of the clothes hangers is not to his liking.

It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

@jackleavens1661

3 жыл бұрын

The King of the Penguins he knows that he could convince a saint to case a joint for him

@chiaramorelli7802

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackleavens1661 he probably already did

@myoriginalname

3 жыл бұрын

only took him 12 yrs in prison to understand what’s right and what’s wrong.

@kelliew2813

3 жыл бұрын

lol ... I think it's more a sign of how much he *truly* disliked Federal Prison. People who have been in the system are acutely aware of how difficult it actually is to get out, and paranoid about being sent back.

@burny7216

3 жыл бұрын

It could also be a fear that a judge could watch this and say "Hmmm, have you really learned your lesson? You're talking about it in a way that makes me think you haven't.. 2 more years for you." Cause let's be real, that's entirely likely.

Narrator: "Former Jewel thief" Mr. Lawton: "Robber, not a thief" Video title: "Former Jewel Thief"

@LemmysSwords

4 жыл бұрын

SEO I guess. No one is going to be searching for 'jewel robber'.

@no_peace

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually dishonest

@dumvi3176

4 жыл бұрын

Aight I think we know who Mr. Lawtons about to rob

@MenOfWarCSS

4 жыл бұрын

His channel banner: Jewel Thief

@flyerfan8

4 жыл бұрын

Random Internet Weirdo thief is a generic term and applies to all takings. Robber implies a thief who steals using violence or threats of violence to commit the theft. It isn’t wrong to call him a thief it just isn’t precise.

"Thief makes it sound like I came into somebody's house and stole everythin'. I just went up with a gun in their face" _Well Then_

I just came here for the comments, I won’t play through this video until larry gets paid.

I like how most criminals they have on here explain how wrong the movies get things but meanwhile you got four guys in rabbi outfits robbing a jewelry store and this guy just goes “yup pretty realistic I actually knew a guy who did that”

@levirosner1728

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@jpalarino143

4 жыл бұрын

A

@justinsincoise6693

4 жыл бұрын

A

@mickaylao.9744

4 жыл бұрын

They're not rabbi outfits, they're dressed as Hasidim. Huge difference.

@ritoTM

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Leonard I feel like he actually is paying attention to the actions of them and not little things like what they say or what they’re wearing. I actually like how he wasn’t like the other people on here who are like “yep this is wrong because they’re wearing gray instead of black and i would be wearing black”. He actually understands it’s just a movie and parts are exaggerated.

This guy is _far_ too likable. I think he needs his own show.

@ninedaysjane2466

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see him talk about famous cases and how they were pulled off, especially ones that were never solved.

@ninjapowerx11

4 жыл бұрын

Ninedaysjane LOL

@brottarnacke

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should be in movies too.

@austinn_6161

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Schultz yes

@LunatiqHigh

4 жыл бұрын

Check out his comment above you, he has his own channel now. Looks new, oldest vid I see is 3 weeks old I think

This guy is my favorite so far, you can definitely catch that "yeah this isn't someone you wanna f*** with because he knows what he's doing" vibe sitting right beneath the surface. Imagine having a beer and listening to some of his stories lol.

“Between 15 and 18 million dollars” Lmao the guy stole so much he lost track

Me: has no intentions of ever robbing anything ever Also me: taking mental note of all Larry's tips

@malewife6287

3 жыл бұрын

Steven tayman How long before you started noticing black vans following you after this comment?

@steventayman4109

3 жыл бұрын

@@malewife6287 lolol none so far!😂😂

@beerice_0199

3 жыл бұрын

It’s one of those “just in case” notes you know?

@datkhornedog899

3 жыл бұрын

And take counters. Every tip has a catch.

@ViaMirage

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

It would be cool if this guy had his own channel because hes a lot better at telling stories than a lot of people

@Bori.1776

3 жыл бұрын

He does and has more subscribers than this channel.

@elonmusket9860

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he has this dope series that goes through his whole experience in 12 years in prison very well told

Yes, money and assets are insured. HOWEVER, after the insurance pays out, they restructure those policies and require more money for the same insurance. There is no magic loop hole where insurance makes all loss go away.

Lawton: *I am not endorsing crime* Also Lawton: _gives us an equation on how many cops are in a given area at one time_

@neurofiedyamato8763

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that's out-dated since he works for the police now HMMMMM

@klarnorbert

4 жыл бұрын

You really think, police and FBI didn't know about this interview? I bet they even made the script for this video.

@prcervi

4 жыл бұрын

well yeah, but the cops also know that too and can react as appropriately as possible

@chanteller659

4 жыл бұрын

He actually isn't endorsing crimes - as he says, criminals aren't always the brightest - drug dealers, etc. They're probably going to use a technique off a YT vid, and also the cop is making the YT vid... It's like giving a key to a combination safe you own. The actual use of these techniques will get you got, not the other way round.

@clocked0

4 жыл бұрын

@Ricardo Santos The crime you are describing is a matter of personal morality. A crime is a crime regardless of whether it hurts someone or not. Doesn't mean the law is always right, or that crimes are always bad.

This guy needs a movie about his life and all the robberies he's done

@nolanthomas4950

4 жыл бұрын

It's called Gangster Redemption

@dranzerjetli5126

4 жыл бұрын

No need to glorify it.

@StrongSinger

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Thornton he needs to do the voice over for the whole movie 😂

@NileshKumar-ic1vt

4 жыл бұрын

He is like real life Dominic torreto

@BIOSHOCKFOXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@dranzerjetli5126 Glorify? There is no fun...let Tarantino write and direct it and he'll make it glorifyingly beautiful and fun movie :D

When I started working in law enforcement we had numerous house burglaries in a short time span. Appeared to be same people doing them. After about 3-4 we realized there was always something major happening minutes before the burglaries. Misdirection is very effective. Unfortunately. Finally, we actually were able to catch the people causing the misdirection, and they in turn ended up telling us who was committing the burglaries.

I just watched an interview where Larry said that Vanity Fair screwed him over and never paid him for this. He even filmed another video for them, but never signed the release for it because he was never paid for the first one.

2030: Alien reviews sci-fi movies...

@AsDeft

4 жыл бұрын

"Pause right there. Really cool detail here is that he has a plumbus, which is actually something that many aliens own. Good attention to detail."

@ellowmaboiii4550

4 жыл бұрын

@@AsDeft lol very accurate

@masoncha7262

4 жыл бұрын

ellow maboiii you do realize that’s only 10 years away

@ellowmaboiii4550

4 жыл бұрын

@@masoncha7262 you do realize it's a joke

@HaI0gen

4 жыл бұрын

Earthling Cinema

"I used to rob drug dealers." Just as I thought he couldn't get any more badass

@wills.e.e8014

4 жыл бұрын

Omar Little: That's cute

@spambamkeija634

4 жыл бұрын

Will S.E.E Lmao

@nomarsenrab

4 жыл бұрын

"Larry Comin"

@GangeHrolfr

4 жыл бұрын

Fat white Omar

@kidcharlemagne3044

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I’m so glad people referenced The Wire, makes me happy so many people watch that show.

When he was talking about casinos and how they were too hard to rob cuz he checked 😂 This has been my favorite in the true crime series for sure! What great insights

This is by far the best expert review. Not only is he reviewing the movies but most of the video is a professional robbery class. 😂😂

This dude should be the one giving you heist missions in GTA V

@Tinylinson

4 жыл бұрын

i would kill to see him characterized in a cut scene!! helping you plan out heists, oh mAN. yes.

@ToastWithButter

4 жыл бұрын

he's 1000x better than lester, lesters really annoying

@panzerschiff9805

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToastWithButter But that's the charm of Lester.

@Nat_the_Chicken

4 жыл бұрын

Now imagine the Number 9 sketch in Larry Lawton's voice

@DementiaMuichiroTokito

4 жыл бұрын

Hooked On Chronics Can I see your CHICKIE NUGGIES

I love how this guy is basically just like “yeah, I stole millions of dollars, want tips?”

@bredbandtva7177

4 жыл бұрын

he shrugs off pointing guns at peoples heads like a total subhuman

@Watermelon_Man

4 жыл бұрын

bredband två relax on the subhuman title. He clearly said that he avoided violence in all of his robberies. He obviously had no intentions of hurting anyone. It’s just common sense that if you want to rob something with people around, unless it’s an inside job, you’re going to need to scare people into doing what you say. No one’s going to take you seriously as a robber if you run in empty handed and just start yelling out demands.

@Nils3OWN

4 жыл бұрын

@@Watermelon_Man He 100% ruined people's lives and mental health. BuTnOfOrCe lmao gtfo

@Xanthopathy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nils3OWN Doesn't mean he is a subhuman.

@pierreo33

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xanthopathy he said he scarred people for life. probably put a gun in their mouth and said he'll kill their whole family. so yeah, subhuman.

I thought he was a small time robber when he described himself as one saying that he went to banks with just a gun in hand, but after watching the video I realized how bigshot this guy was. Thanks for posting this video.

@factbeaglesarebest

3 жыл бұрын

He never robbed a bank... and you definitely aren’t understanding what he says. Lawton was a JEWEL thief. He had 4 12s caught for racketeering and he always references how COMPLICATED and the TIME it took him and his crews to plan and execute his robberies.

I love his last line. Man Larry's stories are always amazing.

"You'd have a fence for VCRs" Dang this dude really has been in prison for 12 years

@MilkT0ast

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol “Gotta have a fence for...walkmans, bell bottoms, and those cars that go awoogah”

@chrissmith3587

3 жыл бұрын

Dan MacLennan VCRs still have some value in recycling, the difficulty is knowing the recycling companies and processes and how to get the optimal return on the VCR. They wouldn’t be worth stealing though as it would be too heavy for not much money

@whittengreen8781

3 жыл бұрын

"I am in no way advocating crime" 5 seconds later "If you're going to rob something..."

@chrisgeorge5769

3 жыл бұрын

13:

@dummkopf7981

3 жыл бұрын

@@whittengreen8781 If you're going in, you might as well be professional about it.

“How to make money” Google: *shows nearby jobs* Bing:

@raventhornicus1537

4 жыл бұрын

Thank mr. bing

@Pyxe_ZA

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 best comment

@maryjoygelizon4268

4 жыл бұрын

Google shows you the legal ways and what it thunks you want bing shows you exactly what you want

@moreglutesmoredudes9974

4 жыл бұрын

@@maryjoygelizon4268 You do realize that the gentleman in the video had to go to jail.

@rkvishnu762

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

Larry is the man, you couldn’t ask fir a more definitive perspective on this topic

he's a charismatic guy , if he asked if i wanted to rob a bank or if i was being robbed in a bank i'd feel at ease in both situations .

"But I don't do that anymore" lol I'm sure he's probably genuine but it sounds funny every time he points out that he doesn't rob anymore.

@Ocrilat

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, but he doesn't do it any less either!

@lisalombs1239

4 жыл бұрын

He's exuding a lot of "I would love to go rob a jewelry store" energy.

@JB-jr4xq

4 жыл бұрын

I'll leave someone else to ruin the triple six likes

@hailbopthecomet

4 жыл бұрын

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

@natedetailscars

4 жыл бұрын

"... But it's WRONG"

This dude looks like if Walter White was a New Yorker.

@TheAlienGangster

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like heavy Ben Kingsley

@abikinebi6235

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@donjoey22

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@coyraig8332

4 жыл бұрын

He even has the accent

@BenDover-rt8ou

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"i dont encourage robbery" "Rob something you can get rid off. Take apple watches over picasos any day"

What Lawton pointed out about "Ocean's 11" was the big problem I had with the movie: There was WAY too many people involved. If you paid attention, most of the 11 came across as arrogant asshats who, if they didn't blab before the heist would afterwards eventually brag to everyone they knew about how cool it was and how cool they were. Additionally, there was a hundred things that could have gone wrong, any one of which would have blown up the whole thing.

These Skillshare courses are getting out of hand

@mehakdoosaj

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Sefcik this is such an underrated comment

@baddoSan

4 жыл бұрын

@@mehakdoosaj it's not he copied someone else comment

@andrewmills2747

4 жыл бұрын

*insert instructional website here*

@fazza2104

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@mehakdoosaj

3 жыл бұрын

Makaveli X oops didn’t notice!! I take it back OP, NOT COOL

Next on vanity fair: “serial killer breaks down famous murder scenes in movies”

@itsghostingz

4 жыл бұрын

Please?

@sathvikacharya2585

4 жыл бұрын

Though that is difficult . They could get someone like Dexter . A weird forensic expert

@megag52

4 жыл бұрын

i would really like to see that

@Brandonious15987

4 жыл бұрын

Cannibal describes cooking recipes used in movies.

@vrumbledump3240

4 жыл бұрын

Psycho Maniac breaks down famous psychotic rampages

This is one of the most -instructive- umm... informative videos you guys have done. Thanks!

His distinction between Robbery and Theft is correct. That applies here in Canada too: theft is just stealing something, robbery involves violence or a threat of violence in addition to that.

Larry: I am not endorsing or encouraging any crime or robbery Also Larry: *gives a very specific tips and tricks how to rob a bank and how to sell your stuff after robbery*

@Error-oq6xc

4 жыл бұрын

Jakub Port he still doesn’t condone people to do it though; nor encourages anybody.

@Kaiserhawk

4 жыл бұрын

goes both ways, since people looking to beef up security will have a better idea what to look for.

@eternalgamer674

4 жыл бұрын

@@Error-oq6xc yeah but it's kind of a joke. He's aware.

@GlennDavey

4 жыл бұрын

I slowed the video down because he was talking to quickly for me to write

@AngelineL.

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike L Honestly, I would be too if I did it.

"Not thief, I was a robber" VF: "biggest jewel thief in U.S."

@chipskylark5500

3 жыл бұрын

Jewel robber doesn't sound as good

@ViaMirage

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

@juliabernard25

3 жыл бұрын

It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

@thedarkhorse8424

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliabernard25 why did u copy past another comment to reply

In the movie “Snatch” the reason that one guy had all the guns is so that ALL of them didn’t get beeped on the metal detector. If you watch the beginning, the security guard is scanning them all, and the last guy (with the guns) is scanned, he just looks at the security guard and is like “what do you want me to do, drop my pants?” He just let’s him through.

This man is a genuine delight to listen to. I loved this video. Larry, bless you.

"I am not encouraging crime" "So here's what you wanna do"

@chacaloredo451

4 жыл бұрын

I do not encourage stealing..."if your going to steal something steal apple watches"😂

@jsmithers.

4 жыл бұрын

@Adaneth That's right, LYAO right into my mouth! :')

@frumpleydashbaggler1233

4 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer: Vanity Fair does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

@Mo05sar

4 жыл бұрын

don't forget? "this looser got caught"

@Jseer

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

"Maybe it's for the thrill?" "Thrill?? J**k off more!" LMAO

@leightonvanderesch277

3 жыл бұрын

😂It made me die🤣

@theretep6494

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you censor jerk??

@SirCheeseEater

3 жыл бұрын

@@theretep6494 they actually censored it in the video

@ikb8373

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@taybaybay5553

3 жыл бұрын

Best part

I love this dude. He knows his stuff, he's proud that he knows it, and he wants you to know it too.

Why is Larry so likable? He should have been a teacher, everyone would pass his class...this video is so entertaining!

Larry: *hypothetically talks about robbing a truck load of apple watches* Also Larry: *has an apple watch on*

@calcramer

4 жыл бұрын

pure coincidence.

@urnanshaggedmyhamster8195

4 жыл бұрын

austin cramer that’s what the accomplices say

@wckvn

4 жыл бұрын

Hm.... stealing items with a GPS tracking system... Hm... Digital fingerprints all over the place...

@benjaminshepherd610

4 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else noticed

@CS11

4 жыл бұрын

PLT LDR not gonna be set up so if he’s selling them next day that’s fine

Imagine tho, robbing a bank, filling the bags with bills, ready to go and then you realize you’re too weak to carry it....lmao sorry but that seems legit hilarious

@scottmatheson3346

3 жыл бұрын

That's why you want to rob bitcoin, it weighs nothing.

@fatkitty4207

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao hahha

@lalboimanlun1230

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottmatheson3346 is tgat possible?

@mynames7664

3 жыл бұрын

@@lalboimanlun1230 indeed it is, scamming bitcoin if you can pull it off you're not getting caught, tough to do but no risk associated

@gabyrocha4467

3 жыл бұрын

That would be me if I tried to rob a bank. Can you IMAGINE how EMBARRASSING

What he just said- about taking the apple watches over the fine art- makes absolute perfect sense. It's something they teach you in economics- the teacher will often ask what something is worth, the students usually look at the intrinsic value of the thing in question- the labor involved in making it, etc.- but then the teacher reminds them that if they don't have a market for it, it's worth nothing. It's just an exercise to stress the importance of markets to students but- lines up perfectly with the thieves' mentality as well. What's it worth? Whatever the market will bear- and not one penny more.

That's by far the best intro I've seen on this channel.

him: steal jewels they don't weigh as much also him: but u didn't hear it here

@rif42

4 жыл бұрын

Here is another tip: Loose weight and you can run faster.

@monkeyman1327

4 жыл бұрын

Common sense really

@BIOSHOCKFOXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@monkeyman1327 Yea, but there are upcoming robbers required some education, otherwise they can get caught real fast.

@unknow11712

4 жыл бұрын

@@rif42 if you need to run faster, you already failed .

@rajeshauto7399

4 жыл бұрын

Thx it's kinda common sense think how much a phonebook weighs

I can’t be the only one who just wanted to hear his stories more then his opinions on the movies lol

@aaronkhoenle4382

4 жыл бұрын

Lucifer his channel is awesome

@Unholy187

4 жыл бұрын

He released a book

@chasemytaillights

4 жыл бұрын

Lucifer that’s what he does on his channel. The stories are great and definitely worth the watch.

@jokerboy1693

4 жыл бұрын

Lucifer nope same here

@jokerboy1693

4 жыл бұрын

Sherman Heinig a expensive book though but he makes videos on it at his channel

Please come back and do a part 2!!!!!

My parents jewelry store was robbed. Nearly scared my for life cause I felt like things I new were safe just weren’t anymore. One of the safest places in my city was cracked open by a mallet. All by a guy in bowling shoes 😒

"If I robbed a truckload of Apple watches...." see's apple watch on his wrist Me: hmmmm

@royk7712

4 жыл бұрын

a truck load of apple watches

@austinhuber3131

4 жыл бұрын

Lifts coffee cup: says Kobayashi underneath.

@TPixelAdventures

4 жыл бұрын

He's following the very same rules he set. > Always know what you're robbing. > Rob only stuff you can sell.

@axelfoley133

4 жыл бұрын

@@austinhuber3131 The greatest trick Larry ever pulled, was convincing the world that Apple Watch truck didn't exist... And like that... It's gone!

@sonofsaturn5482

4 жыл бұрын

Sees*

he must have incredible stories to tell at dinner parties or sometin

@Veijo33

4 жыл бұрын

He has. Go check out his channel by the name Larry Lawton

@zacharywilliams2

4 жыл бұрын

Go to his youtube channel. His stories are insane. People call him Larry "Never Forget" Lawton.

@paulkerrigan9857

3 жыл бұрын

I know! I was just thinking he’d be great to sit next to at a bar or something and just listen to his exploits.

@Veijo33

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulkerrigan9857 He has a live stream right now

@Kerttis

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulkerrigan9857 he would never forget you

Everytime I come by this video I always watch this guy really turned his life around and not just regularly *but indeed very successfully*

I like how instructive it is. It gives more awareness so people can tune their "spidey-senses" better.

13:00 “When you have 12 people who know what’s going on, there’s gonna be a snitch somewhere.” Wish someone would’ve told Jesus that 😭

@phiainstituteofenglish7508

3 жыл бұрын

That's golden, mate.:)

@blxckhippie

3 жыл бұрын

@@phiainstituteofenglish7508 Was literary thinking this, wished he would have said, "they'll be a judus in your squad"

@Bloodark124

3 жыл бұрын

Then you realize without that "snitch" things would've ended up differently and defeats the point of "Jesus"

@Deltadivaix

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ilplastic

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus knew he practically told Judas to get it over with before he got captured

Larry: “I’m not encouraging anyone to commit crime” Also Larry: *tells us best way to commit crimes*

@frequencydecline5250

4 жыл бұрын

But he really didn't. There is nothing he said that would really be helpful unless someone is just new and daft to this world.

@mysmirandam.6618

4 жыл бұрын

He also says you will get caught

@metal87power

4 жыл бұрын

@@frequencydecline5250 Each piece of advice is helpful even if that's obvious for some.

@TheLuftpolsterfolie

4 жыл бұрын

He also tells the owners what to do.

@ecksdee1115

4 жыл бұрын

I don't condone you to commit these crimes, but if you do, here's how you should do it.

Larry Lawton Interview with DJvlad was E P I C!!!

Love how “wink wink energy” this whole video is lmao 🤣 don’t do this guys , sure sure 😉 😏😏

He clearly says: he's not a thief, but robber, yet you guys wrote 'thief' in the description, it's a total disrespect to this guy.

@Karmakaze

4 жыл бұрын

@Crystal Dreams Who's talking about colour of the skin here?

@stevenhargis1513

4 жыл бұрын

@Crystal Dreams You got a poinr

@cccorn835

4 жыл бұрын

Khawa Karpo and title too

@dylanpaez9450

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Dreams Nobody brought up skin color. Why did you feel the need to rope *that* in here? Sheesh.

@TheBlarggle

4 жыл бұрын

And we don't want to disrespect the criminal.

I like how he clarified “robber” not “thief” then the voice over immediately calls him a “thief”....

@bryanbee1604

4 жыл бұрын

I write Checks at the grocery store. So? Again 😂

@str8dominican

4 жыл бұрын

Holden Mcgroine No, he’s right. Not all burglary involves theft. Most of it does but not all. A thief is a person who takes things when no one is looking a robber takes things by force or with the threat of force.

@papasprogress2249

4 жыл бұрын

He was implying that he had these people at gunpoint. That's robbing

@DaveMcIroy

4 жыл бұрын

Stealing and robbing are 2 different things.

@andrewt013

4 жыл бұрын

the voice is pre recorded idiot

I rewatching this... please do some more!

You gotta love this guy... "better off stealing hubcaps"

“If I robbed a truck full of apple watches...” he says while wearing an Apple Watch

@afterglowproductions8547

3 жыл бұрын

oh....... oh..... oh.......

@spiderman-zz6nn

3 жыл бұрын

lmao he could've said anything but thought of apple watch because it was right in front of him

@mos-wd4zs

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute...

@dummkopf7981

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like where this is going, or where it went

@marwick1413

2 жыл бұрын

He did say "rob what you know".

this guy is like a living dad advice ... "Son don't cheat on tests, even tho i've done it too... well if you evetually end up doing so - don't get caught .. here's how it'd be good. "

@cake2531

4 жыл бұрын

he also makes it very clear that no matter what you do and no matter how good you are, you will get caught eventually.

@112fail

4 жыл бұрын

"son, even if i banged other guyses wives dont do it! i dont condone it"

@whishiwhooshi5783

4 жыл бұрын

@@cake2531 I can't get caught by the cops if I kill the cops.

@Itoyokofan

4 жыл бұрын

​@@cake2531, unless you become the one who catches.

@RAiNfORAiNbOW

4 жыл бұрын

@Cipheiz or you can just get cought the first time so you can get addicted there

BTW for anyone interested Larry has a KZread channel that INCREDIBLY interesting. Full of stories, recommend 10/10

@LarryLawtonJewelThief

2 жыл бұрын

yes i do!

@andrejo7532

2 жыл бұрын

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Mr Lawton. Honor to say hi to you. Have a great day and love the channel, it has helped me quite a lot.

When Heat came out on DVD, one of my favorite memories is playing the shootout scene at a few different Best Buys and Circuit Cities with the speakers cranked up.