Nearly chops of head “I think your blade will kill” idk

@jocipilisi3238

5 жыл бұрын

so they might have to try it on yo face boi

@ginacarrano50yearsago15

5 жыл бұрын

Joci Pilisi we already know what would happen so let’s try it on yours.

@user-tc3hf7vh1b

5 жыл бұрын

Guys, we can try it on your both

@JuanLopez-su5sm

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-tc3hf7vh1b Yea you should get it first cause you watch k-on

@groobyhui4881

5 жыл бұрын

Well, if your head is not on your neck, but collapsin' around it on skin than know - something is wrong

with Doug's mighty murderous skills, even a chicken drumstick will KEEL

@ipotatosenpai7002

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, put it as a whole in the opponent's mouth and choke

@chickentenders8419

5 жыл бұрын

Dan DePuy I agree he’s such a joke

@chickentenders8419

5 жыл бұрын

Dan DePuy he seems to be putting a lot of those techniques with other weapons but it doesn’t work and they should get someone who does know swords

@TriLe-nz4oq

4 жыл бұрын

Real Japanese swords chip and warp if not used correctly. Its already know, thats why people go get their stuff reforged.

@itypicalgameyt6633

4 жыл бұрын

U mean keee

I love how positive Doug always is about the weapons, even if they take damage, he still compliments them

@kineticpenguin1217

4 жыл бұрын

Because they don't know what to say. They say the same thing every time and people don't notice because of the power of "eet weel keell"

@ConorsMetalMilitia1

3 жыл бұрын

no on asked

@ChauNyan

3 жыл бұрын

Fellow blacksmiths

@guidomonto3742

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConorsMetalMilitia1 one*

@arandommaggot4963

3 жыл бұрын

As long as it can Keel

0:41 how i feel when i nail a math problem

@jonasdewar953

4 жыл бұрын

bro i laughed out loud no joke idk why that was so funny

I'm only here for "it will keel"

@gabbygn14

5 жыл бұрын

You spelled kill wrong

@knobster8590

5 жыл бұрын

@@gabbygn14 R/wooosh?

@phisyqx

5 жыл бұрын

@@knobster8590 yeah

@andloc9592

5 жыл бұрын

@Stijn Schellekens r/woosh

@sajadjabbar174

5 жыл бұрын

Me too but it's not keel it kill

Might donate my corpse, be one of the test dummies

@bitconeeeeeeeect

5 жыл бұрын

Corpse? I am going to apply to be live test dummy.

@illegalalien4444

5 жыл бұрын

@@bitconeeeeeeeect it will keel

@drivermcslice9910

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to smile.

@lekirschenbaron6096

5 жыл бұрын

do u have to twin ? they have to kill u and ur twin for fain conditions :D

@Tsuhndere

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

The way his face changed😂 0:44 "Thats what im talkin about" 0:49 "OMG"

It is said a katana is as sharp as a thousand razor blades.. So that would be as sharp as 1 razor blade really then.

@Stfulnga

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pyrosmoak53

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing lol

@billnoller3992

5 жыл бұрын

whzpoor lol

@davidwilson6577

5 жыл бұрын

The edge retention would be horrendous.

@nahboi483

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, it’s just a saying but it always give me a conniption.

It will keal.....

@chowchow4642

5 жыл бұрын

IT WILL KEEL

@07WiFi

5 жыл бұрын

Did someone say my name?

@shaymcleod5735

5 жыл бұрын

Keal = kill

@sajadjabbar174

5 жыл бұрын

What wrong with you people it's not keal or keel it is kill

@shaymcleod5735

5 жыл бұрын

sajad Jabbar we know we're just joking around

This how anime fans think they look when they play with their blade collection

@Sodiumreads

5 жыл бұрын

The Mechanix don’t attack me

@dutchmangolinde5469

5 жыл бұрын

Waifu

@peterparker858

5 жыл бұрын

Pfft yeah *hides all my knifes and swords* hahah

@dutchmangolinde5469

5 жыл бұрын

My waifu is Miku

@NarutoUzumaki-gx2gf

4 жыл бұрын

*_nodding Intensifies_*

Can we talk about how they dressed the dummies up as the crazy 88 from Kill Bill 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 so proud

@fireskullegal2807

5 жыл бұрын

Love that movie

@gregwhitegull4226

5 жыл бұрын

SCP 682 I love this comment

@thesovietunicorn3127

3 жыл бұрын

The big crazy 88 fight scene is honestly one of the greatest scenes in film history!!

Here I was, thinking Mortal Kombat was unrealistic, and then Mr. 'it will KEEL' over here just cuts a face in half...

@maithinh367

4 жыл бұрын

A good katana would cut your body in half with enough skill and force.

@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95

4 жыл бұрын

@@maithinh367 yeah no it won't.

@appleheaddefender

4 жыл бұрын

RockinMan lmfaoo yeah

@brianlin5636

4 жыл бұрын

Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. A katana won’t completely chop someone’s body in half, maybe 3/4 of the way in one swing.

@brianlin5636

4 жыл бұрын

@Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. No I didnt. Sorry for the misunderstanding but I was just agreeing to your comment in my response.

When Doug marcaida stabbing not facing his enemy, look more legendary with his sunglasses 😎😎😎

@ipotatosenpai7002

5 жыл бұрын

That was cringy

@B.Scruby

5 жыл бұрын

He was kealing while looking cool.

@Neildo430ci

5 жыл бұрын

Those blue blockers HD lens. $9.99+s&h order now.

@aarondunn6936

5 жыл бұрын

Thats wen he bent the sword too

@pendium998

4 жыл бұрын

@@ipotatosenpai7002 yup

I love how Doug always smiles before and after testing a weapon. It really shoes that he loves what he's doing

@BedoKGun

Жыл бұрын

Chaos chaos

Ok KZread I'll watch all episodes of this serie now stop pls

@kristian6153

5 жыл бұрын

@@borntofart no XD

Atleast the kid handled it like a champ and was really respectful

0:40 omg the camera effects and when it zoomed to his face got me laughing harddd

@derpynerdy6294

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

Dude deserved that win. His blade was awesome. I’d buy one.

@Calcapwn300

5 жыл бұрын

AlabamaAfghan you are why I check the comments! Thank you sir!

@monstrosity_01

5 жыл бұрын

@AlabamaAfghan thanks

@draskopopovic9543

2 жыл бұрын

@@Calcapwn300 what did he say

I like how the judges always find a way to compliment the sword makers.

Tristen’s katana slowly turning into a question mark

1:34 remind me of filhty frank😩

@rahkwalarc-5281

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus it does

@MehrunesKar

5 жыл бұрын

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

@Riley-wg4qj

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t bring papa franku up I miss him too much

@jerrymaldonado98

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@RawkL0bster

5 жыл бұрын

Filthy Frank, Anime hunter!

(John wick chapter 3 releases) Doug: " *Your weapon John.... It will Keal* " 😏😏

@kelekona5459

5 жыл бұрын

Doug: John, your pencil... will Keal

@Mr.Tom_69

5 жыл бұрын

@@kelekona5459 yeah

@Im-Not-a-Dog

4 жыл бұрын

Doug: _Decapitates Ballistic Dummy with Pencil_ “It will KEEL!” John Wick: “I know.”

@EE-jo5pt

4 жыл бұрын

This is literally like little kids making jokes that no one actually thinks is funny other than other little kids.

@VeryEvilGM

4 жыл бұрын

John, you will keeeal.

1:12 one of the coolest unplanned things ive seen in a while

@noynayru

3 жыл бұрын

it was without a doubt planned...

@LazT11

3 жыл бұрын

But its amazing.

The part when he swings the katana to get fake blood off and it hits the camera screen........DOPE!

Katana usually Bend when they’re not swung correctly. A little bit of off axis cutting will do that. It’s actually quite easy to bend a katana.

@NoahsEditing

2 жыл бұрын

exactly my thought

"Your sword" *Camera zoom "Will cut!" *awkward smile

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065

5 жыл бұрын

I saw that 😂😂

Doug Marcaida's previous job was reviewing surgical tools for a hospital's supply department. That didn't last long, as it led to a moratorium on all surgeries when it was discovered that practically all of their equipment would kill.

@IvaHaze

Жыл бұрын

😂

0:47 HOW I want my enemy to suffer

0:48 "That Really Was A Hanzō Sword."

First our expert.... "Swings katana like a bat"

@TryHardTentacles

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?!

@capomontoyab2160

4 жыл бұрын

This drove me crazy too.

@davidpamz687

3 жыл бұрын

He is an Expert u can't expect an amateur to swing a sword perfectly

Just a quick reminder to everyone: Even if you’re having a terrible day, a terrible month, a terrible few years…at least you’ve never been attacked with a katana. I’d call that a win

@sethholloway4486

Ай бұрын

Except for people who are killed with katanas

"oh look, its a sharp, forged metal object. let's test whether or not it will keeeel" meanwhile, someone in a prison died from a shank made from a plastic toothbrush.

@imjustsayin3210

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao for real. Still fun to watch tho.

@space_racc

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, theres a handful of blades who failed the test either not sharp enough or broke

A traditional katana will actually take a bend, you just bend it back. But honestly, yeah, that last bend was pretty significant down near the tang. My guess is that he didn’t get a great martensite transformation with his heat treat, so the edge wasn’t helping to keep the spine from bending way too much. Either that or he tempered it back too much, or both.

@h0m3st4r

Жыл бұрын

With a traditional katana, you only really have to worry about bends if it's poorly made, but yes, when it does bend, it won't return to true as a spring steel sword will.

1:12 At that moment, we saw Doug's new face, which you always wants to see...using a legendary weapon, with style 😎

I'm Japanese, and learned Kendo, having DAN of course. Then one thing, if the KATANA got bended as cutting softer objects, that means the swing itself was not correctly done. He or she must learn how to match the plane of rotation and the Katana's blade direction, then draw , not push, the Katana as it's cutting movement.

0:41 when you forgot to turn the oven off

This is why Assassin's Creed needs dismemberment in the game.

@wolfsden6479

5 жыл бұрын

@sid viciouss Assassin's creed right now is like a old man with dementia.

@gokucanfly4593

5 жыл бұрын

Mordhau

@user-ij4fs6mq8h

5 жыл бұрын

I can imagine ezio saying it will keel

@ethanbaileylol2283

5 жыл бұрын

nononono, assassins creed odyssey is a very good game. it’s a lot like shadow of Mordor without dismemberment.

@darkpone3731

4 жыл бұрын

Leonardo; So what do you think of the blade I remade for you? Ezio; it is easy to conceal, it pierced right through the neck and into the heart, it was also able to slit the throat with ease, the Hidden Blade... will keel.

I love how the camera zooms when he says "it will keel" lol😂

The Keeel Bill vibes is strong in this one...

@Skul1ManEXE

4 жыл бұрын

Keel Beel, starring Doug Marcaida

The camaraderie was inspiring between the two as a master to a student

1:10 when he says it will keel and swings the sword and gets stuff on the camera.

@Joeybroke

5 жыл бұрын

iamthe mop obviously edited lol

@Vi-pv3xi

3 жыл бұрын

There is actually a move called chiburi when you swing the sword to remove your opponent blood from the blade. Although the movement is not quite like what Doug did.

@Mad-oe8bn

3 жыл бұрын

I. interesting

These two guys are literally the complete opposite 😹

@cliffniiranen1044

4 жыл бұрын

They seem to have zero experience going against a master smith. U already kniw who's going to win. (Or Keeel).

1:34 LMAO that face XD

Hyped for the keel test

I would like to have such dummies. It would be funny to practice, how to KEEL 😂

@wisco9er536

5 жыл бұрын

Theyre sooo expensive man

@draxler15

5 жыл бұрын

I will eat that jelly on them 😂🤣

@bigsmoke8645

5 жыл бұрын

Where do you buy them

@draxler15

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigsmoke8645 well if you have a mediveal shop or a gun shop in your city they should probably have it

@jyothilekshmysj8185

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisco9er536 how expensive are they?

I was here for katana jokes but found something even better 🤣 KEEL

Living for the dramatic shots

Such a good show

0:40 lmao this editing

“2nd place isn’t bad” only 2 people in the competition

@eazy-EPB2020

4 жыл бұрын

They where more people but they got eliminated

@FootballClubDavid_WI_USA

4 жыл бұрын

These were the final two within the competition.

The editing of this one is so memey I love it

“While you were out partying i studied the blade”

The kid did well I’m sure he will be back and with better skills learned from this and his practices that he will win

@officialsubzero608

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a really good bladesmith and he’s teaching me how to be one

Forging thin blade strong is very hard work. So Japanese blade masters made it thick enough to stay strong. Not that thin blade often potrait in many medias.

@samnottheotherone4363

5 жыл бұрын

Thicc blades end lives.

@kaydgaming

5 жыл бұрын

Kairom Walker - again... STAY STRONG

@matthewpham9525

5 жыл бұрын

Kaio Lucena Still quite difficult, as evidenced in this video. The heat treatment matters much more than the steel, any basic high carbon steel is functionally the same, even if it’s from a medieval era.

@shockwave6213

4 жыл бұрын

Japanese iron was god awful. It came from the black sand and had to be folded thousands of times in an attempt to purify it as much as they could. Scandanavian blacksmiths had the same problems when trying to make a sword with iron from the Peat bogs. Its called Bog Iron. They would twist the red hot iron billet hundreds or even thousands of times to make a sword blade as pure at they could get it. That is why the classical viking sword was so expensive and rare when compared to their southern contemporaries.

@tres8003

3 жыл бұрын

It was a hard steel core, and a soft iron coating

I love this something very new

Yes.

Idk who created the keel meme. He is a Legend lmao . " *it will keel* "

@kikkeaguila

5 жыл бұрын

I am a pewdiepie sub

Best channel on youtube. Keep it up guys.

@tomdean1876

5 жыл бұрын

true dat. or at least the best show that dosn't invole video games.

Both blades will " keeel". Very nice blades. Love this show.

that turn to camera made me rethink my life

Blade: decapitates dummy Doug: This blade... Will not kill

I like how they just embrace the test errors they are making

That blood on the camera keels itt 😂🙌🏻

“CHAAA!” “It will KEEl” best lines on this video

Zombie apocalypse happens forged in fire “my dreams have come true”

As long as it says it will KEEL its a win i see that as an absolute win

It will keeL Thank you

Good job kid! Head up.

The kid gave done a great job!

What if it doesn’t keel will he say it will hert

Those kill tests were BRUTAL 😮

This man has the best job. He kills ballistics dummy’s with cool weapons

See some improvement in dummy, dialogues and overall show. It will keel. Good Job😎.

Man Imagen this im older times:,, we got two man sentenced to death, but will your blade do the job ?“

Doug vibin with those katana thooo

Last thing the kid was going to kiss goodbye hahaha😁

Comments these days r better than the video itself. Here for “it will keel” btw

I love when he does the backwards stab and looks at the camera 😎

Doug is the favorite to me ... he know how to respect the weapon and i love the way he says ..will kill hes accent for god sake is amazing

I love it when he said it will kill

The way he says "it will keel" gives me PTSD

Cuts the body into pieces and says your blade will kill. Oh I didn’t know cutting a body into pieces could kill

1:34 dude could not bear to look Doug in the eyes when he stabbed the dummy and looked back hahahaha

Favourite moment of the show : "It will kiiiiiiiiiiiil"

A sword that's able to slice someone's jaw off Don't mess with this guy

@monarch6216

4 жыл бұрын

I think most swords can cut someone's jaw off.

He obviously had no idea on how to wield a katana...

@rofrepilon

5 жыл бұрын

True

@jeremiah3355

5 жыл бұрын

He had minimal training and, but he also has to study on all kinds of blades through history

@axonoxa

4 жыл бұрын

Umm that's martial arts instructor

Doug has so much fun, I can tell

intense sharp

Wait, if he was already using it, he should’ve said: “BANZAI!”

@nihonneko2663

3 жыл бұрын

天皇陛下万歳！(叩き斬る)

i dont think this show needs those fancy stuffs: shirts, sunglasses, blood on camera....

@JimmyJayJunior

5 жыл бұрын

It was because the legendary weapon was a katana. The shirted dummies are styled on the enemies in Japanese pop culture and movies like Kill Bill. The blood splash on the screen was a nod also.

@TheMoistOne

5 жыл бұрын

I think it did because... It will *keell*

@nouveaunouveaux

5 жыл бұрын

I think it does

@Hafer_

5 жыл бұрын

You must be a terribly boring person, also go watch some movies

@ami6272

4 жыл бұрын

Everything in this episode is based on Kill Bill: the dummies, the special effects, the sudden black and white, the zoom on a person's face... watch the movie before making yourself look dumb.

Overall.... IT WILL KEEEEEEEELLLLL AND THE FACE HE MAKES KILLS ME EVERYTIME XD.

Bro the ballistics dummies are dressed up as the Crazy 88's XD

It should be with Post Malones "rockstar" in background 😂

Doug Markaida wins Flawless Victory FATALITY

@salmanalkhalaf6699

5 жыл бұрын

Lava Hound imagine him in mk11 when he performs a brutality he looks at the screen and says overall it will KEEL

Am I the only one who loves the way the guy says "It will Kill"

Doug is a legit warrior!!!

The Glasses made me Pee everything But Most Importantly It Will KEEL!

does anyone else just watch these to hear doug say kill

Imaging going to work to do this