"testicles, lord vader. you had them once, if i recall" is such a perfectly delivered line.

@SalamanderBattleBrother

4 ай бұрын

So he did hear them😂.

@camdougherty7285

4 ай бұрын

Good show!

@scouttrooper2871

3 ай бұрын

“I was a fine-looking man once…”

@piotrkowalski3869

3 ай бұрын

The list was longer, but we all got the pint after testicles.

@jameschristopher2540

3 ай бұрын

Ngl I thought he meant as a delicacy and was mortified

These have been way better then 99% of what Disney has put out

@tonyromano6220

5 ай бұрын

100%

@pcb462

5 ай бұрын

I’ve enjoyed all of Disney’s content. Sorry you’ve haven’t.

@korhol2065

5 ай бұрын

I think people are happy that storm trooper feel human at least, even if it is a little scuffed

@SKIPPY20

5 ай бұрын

Rogue one is good imo

@theturdcurd2382

5 ай бұрын

Was gunna say the same thing. Maybe Disney should drop the woke stuff and hire these people....

I bet Sarge being aware of all the BS around him and just plowing ahead makes him very relatable to many of us going about our regular lives

@nfldend501

5 ай бұрын

he is literally every NCO in the military

@richardmartin8998

5 ай бұрын

​​@@nfldend501every competent NCO.

@igorschmidlapp6987

5 ай бұрын

But, the trooper called him "Sir"... "You don't say 'sir' to me, I'm a sergeant, I work for a living." -Sgt. Hulka, "Stripes" ;-)

@CDRhammond

5 ай бұрын

He is a perfect example of what an actual NCO or SNCO is like in the US military. Nothing ever gets past a NCO/SNCO and as long as it's nothing too bad you might get away with it depending on the NCO/SNCO.

@CDRhammond

5 ай бұрын

@@igorschmidlapp6987 God help the individual who calls an NCO or worse a SNCO as sir or Ma'am or makes the mistake of saluting an NCO/SNCO. That is one mistake a person tends to make only once. On the opposite end you better make sure the person walking by is not an officer and fail to give proper courtesy to them. In the USN both SNCO ranks of E-7 to E-9 and all commissioned officers wear the same khaki uniform where the rank is worn on the collars. I was once confused as a Chief petty officer (E-7/gold anchor collar insignia) when I was a LCDR. (O4/gold oakleave collar insignia) by 2 junior Marines. I might have let it go except the way they addressed me even if I had been a Chief petty officer was completely out of line. Easy way to get yourself destroyed by a navy chief/senior chief/master chief is by addressing them with a "what up chief". The look on their faces when they actually got a good look at my collar insignia was priceless though. Was defiantly one of those O I am so screwed kind of realizations.

Darth Vader meeting his Astromech stand in, is hands down the funniest thing ive ever seen.

@cloudwolf6770

4 ай бұрын

Someone's going to Die!😂😂😂

@lonewolf0712

4 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@biggeek2256

4 ай бұрын

Downright freaking HILARIOUS

@piotrkowalski3869

3 ай бұрын

"Someone's about to DIE." - Whichever delivery is funnier.

@taidee

2 ай бұрын

It's the best 🤣🤣

"My rage is buried under a haze by all of these wonder full drugs, but its taking notes" Best line of the series!

@Br1cht

4 ай бұрын

So the American experience?

@TheWatchetdude

4 ай бұрын

Hey morons, I know my rage is currently buried under a haze of wonderful drugs but IT IS taking notes.

@nathanfreeman8250

4 ай бұрын

@@Br1cht Yeah pretty much no wonder with a border like ours

@BisexualPlagueDoctor

4 ай бұрын

I think he said “buried under a haze” and not “being masked” but he may say it twice

@anthonycarlisle6184

4 ай бұрын

Wonder full or wonderful?

" Look out, a Tree!!" Killed me.

@JB-pu8ik

5 ай бұрын

You weren't the only one evidently...

@johnraitt2555

4 ай бұрын

The had a moment of ptsd

@Nonyabiznus

4 ай бұрын

It killed a bunch of them too; on Endor.... that was a great line 🤣 Almost as funny as the whole Biker Bar parody... within a larger parody.

@jacobnash9755

4 ай бұрын

This one hit me harder than Vader meeting his doppelganger 😂

@halogeek6

4 ай бұрын

sent the whole bar into a PTSD episode. fucking savage.

The absolute betrayal in the end, not only did the flower BUT the two goobers got promoted too, sergeant is not gonna recover emotionally from this

@reasonabledoubt459

3 ай бұрын

Twist: The flower was dead the whole time and he was delusional.

@KutWrite

2 ай бұрын

@@reasonabledoubt459 Good one!

@mm3mm3

Ай бұрын

@@reasonabledoubt459I was wondering that myself 😅😅😅😅😅

@The-Mstr-Pook

14 күн бұрын

Wonder if he joins the Rebellion like Cpt Rex.

@The-Mstr-Pook

14 күн бұрын

Wonder if he joins the Rebellion like Cpt Rex

I love this Star Wars version of *Red vs Blue* and it's very enjoyable how the cast of characters is slowly expanded and built upon!

@chaptainrex2110

5 ай бұрын

oh my god thats what it reminds me of, thanks for clearing that up man

@sandhamitizer9706

5 ай бұрын

Remember those Rebels on Hoth in the first season standing guard outside of Echo Base?

@chaptainrex2110

5 ай бұрын

@@sandhamitizer9706 oh yeah that was so funny

@sariking3911

4 ай бұрын

I've never watched red vs blue but I'll sheck it out

@renetr6771

4 ай бұрын

@@sandhamitizer9706 We need more men!

This fan production has more heart and depth to it than what is vomited up by disney, great job in story telling and to hear the sarge say "fuck the empire" was almost as chilling as hearing luke react to vaders "i am your father" bravo 10 out of 10 will watch again and again.

@CDRhammond

5 ай бұрын

Yup their next Star Wars movie just might end up being the final nail in the coffin Disney has been putting itself in. It might actually do worse than the Marvels did at the box office.

@LadyAmalthea0615

4 ай бұрын

Agree. The fans love Star Wars more than Disney does.

TKfku, TKfng, and TK069 are the heart of the Empire. ❤

@wambutu7679

2 ай бұрын

TK-FKU, Sir!

"Why aren't you panicking?" "Because I still have 2 statues." oh man, I'm dying

Adult humor, actually mature. Actually funny. Happy New Years for you guys!

@calvinv3478

5 ай бұрын

Happy new years to you to

"yes im panicking!!!. Why aren't you panicking?" "Because ive got two statues" 😂😂😂😂

This series has been a billion times better than anything Disney has ever done! Amazing job by everyone involved... looking forward to many more episodes in the future!!😀

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

5 ай бұрын

( 'ey: pls Don't get these great guys in trouble -- look what happened to the genious babe doin' *Adult Wednesday* - bits of which you may still be able to yt )

@CloneCommanderCrater1102

5 ай бұрын

Look, I dislike the sequels as much as the next person, but saying that these videos are better than anything Disney has ever done is a completely ridiculous statement.

@korhol2065

5 ай бұрын

The only good one was the force awakens Last Jedi made things confusing while rise of skywalker made it less satisfying

@CloneCommanderCrater1102

5 ай бұрын

@@korhol2065 Agreed. Force Awakens, despite its problems, still felt like a Star Wars movie, whereas Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker were just utter messes.

@valentinlageot4101

5 ай бұрын

Rogue One

These shorts are the BEST entertainment on KZread!! Thank you to everyone involved in making these!! Such a FANTASTIC job! Please keep them coming in 2024!

@vikingraider8061

5 ай бұрын

very true, I NEED IT

@vrambassador

5 ай бұрын

Short?

@samueldismukes1265

4 ай бұрын

True

@KutWrite

2 ай бұрын

Well... don't forget the Auralnauts Star Wars musical videos.

They. Let. His. Flower. DIE.

@Beery1962

4 ай бұрын

Fuck the Empire!

@Bondrewd__21

4 ай бұрын

And we’re not gonna sugarcoat it…

@zl14l41

3 ай бұрын

After they blew the base up they were in...

@Bancheis

3 ай бұрын

That right there is how to create a supervillain.

@bakerfrank98531

2 ай бұрын

Or was the flower already dead??? And he was just high af 😂

I'd forgotten what it felt like to love Star Wars. Thanks for this

One of the best things on KZread. These characters are more canon to me than the Disney stuff. Please tell us you are doing more with them.

All of these shorts are great and funny, but "The Flower" also has so much emotion and drama. Amazing work!

that first one was just two troopers sharing one braincell

@DrachenGothik666

5 ай бұрын

Kinda like how all orange cats are rumoured to share one brain cell. LOL

@alistermanase2581

4 ай бұрын

​@@DrachenGothik666For all we know those two ARE orange cats under that armor.

their promotions, and sarge saying fuck the empire gives me butterflys in my stomach in anticipation for s3. thank you all so much for the work you put into this series

This is definitely for the original Star Wars fans. Beyond great.

@saniokbraerok

25 күн бұрын

Crown Vic 😍

The conversation between Stormtroopers and Scout troopers is a perfect way to how US sailors and US Marines operate around each other. while we are all on the same side there is definitely a competitive animosity between the two services.

"I recognize you because you never shut up..."

amazing how the vet can express disgust with his whole face covered up

That first one had a better romance plot than anything on Disney

I'm 69 years old, and this is super cute. I saw the first Star Wars movie in1977, when I was 22 years old.

@notsoinvisiblelibra

Ай бұрын

I was 4

@syonic4043

Ай бұрын

DAMNNNN your old as hell. That's awesome though you lived through the 50's and the Jim crow D day. Which are huge historical events and then you got to watch decades worth of star wars😂

@vipe650r

27 күн бұрын

I grew up watching the OT on VHS (complete with commercials, since we'd taped it on Fox at some point). My brain still expects very early 90s commercials at certain scene transitions for A New Hope because of that.

@donavonduke1305

25 күн бұрын

⁠@@syonic4043you’re hElla rude. Your elders did you a disservice raising you as such.

@Kortlandt

21 күн бұрын

Thank you for sticking around

I know this as been said as a joke but seriously, an animated parody show is better in every way and even has more emotional punch than Disney Star Wars. Really low bar but still. Thank you for making a star wars story that's actually worth watching, hilarious, and keeping this universe alive even in a small way

@stickiedmin6508

4 ай бұрын

Yeah . . . Every time someone released a fan film *_before_* 2012, every comment underneath said *_exactly the same thing,_* remember? "this much beter than lucuasfilm! low bar but stil" All Star Wars fans ever do is complain, decade after decade after decade, it *_never stops._* Why keep hanging around if you all hate it so much?

@paulindawsoncr

4 ай бұрын

a simple known realm to play in and so open! or why I like Reacher and Azimov@@stickiedmin6508

@GVerny

3 ай бұрын

@@stickiedmin6508 Because fans love Star Wars more, than the producers do?

@stickiedmin6508

3 ай бұрын

@@GVerny Nah. Nobody, *_NOBODY,_* in the whole world, hates Star Wars as much as the Star Wars fans. All they ever do is complain about it.

@GVerny

3 ай бұрын

@@stickiedmin6508 I see absolutely no contradiction here. They love it and they hate where it's rolling into.

So glad we get to see more of these guys so soon

@b_i_r_d8840

5 ай бұрын

For the Empire

@DarknessRealm

5 ай бұрын

For the Empire

@lemonlord6965

5 ай бұрын

For the Empire

@jonathanclark236

5 ай бұрын

FOR THE REPUBLIC

@GoodBoyGoneDad

4 ай бұрын

For the Alliance!

This is the star wars equivalent of rvb and I love it

@kelvinli340

4 ай бұрын

Yeah RvB fan here

@scouttrooper2871

3 ай бұрын

Same here

I'm pretty sure Sarge (For the Empire) and Sarge (Red V Blue) would get along SO well.

@etazeta674

26 күн бұрын

FtE Sarge would either prank his trigger happy counterpart regularly, or have a "weapon malfunction" fairly quickly

My favorite joke is when he taps into Vaders channel and gets scared 😂

@joshuakim5240

2 ай бұрын

Got to love how that was brought back from season 1. "Okay seriously, who is this?!" -Vader.

@madelinegarber7860

6 күн бұрын

Me too!

3:08 "Challenge Accepted", f$&king brilliant.

42:50 from here to the end is the most important part of this video. I truly honestly believe that this section of the video is the best fan made star wars production you will see on KZread. The reveal at the end along with Sarge's last line is just so IT. This would make it far if it was a real Disney + Show.

@DALLASBARNETT

4 ай бұрын

We'd never be able to get away with the shit we pull under Disney

@paulweisgerber7654

3 ай бұрын

Disney would just ruin it like everything else they touch.

@DomeDweller

2 ай бұрын

Don't let Disney touch this or it will turn to crap.

Wow, the droid dressed up like Vader was the BEST EVER! OMG you could sell that toy.

@jacobnash9755

4 ай бұрын

I can see a Lego set in their future 😂

"Cloud City Cabaret" was truly next level. 😂😂

@DengekiVR

2 ай бұрын

it's totally cannon

very underrated, I hope more people see this series. shoutout to dallas, and the rest of the crew for the amazing show and great voice acting!

You all should get Ryan Reynolds to be a guard in a skit as his banter is one par with you two and would make for some great laughs.

@marksmith161

5 ай бұрын

Calm down

@LippyHungstocking

5 ай бұрын

FNG always reminds me of Paul Rudd as Ant-Man

@Isaacisaperson4677

5 ай бұрын

yeah cause they absolutely have Ryan Reynolds' number so he can voice a guard

@Number1Irishlad

5 ай бұрын

​@@Isaacisaperson4677 you _don't?_

@valentinlageot4101

5 ай бұрын

@@Isaacisaperson4677 problem is do they have the budget of Ryan

Season 2 is GREAT! The animation is even better now, and even the pacing and timing of the humor is more subtitle, and whitty. Great! Just GREAT!

Sorry state of affairs when a handful of people and a computer can produce an infitely better piece of work than a billion dollar corporation, well done!

@captiannemo1587

5 ай бұрын

They aren’t in a rush to get things done.

@stickiedmin6508

4 ай бұрын

" . . . a billion dollar corporation . . ?" Lucasfilm?

@alistermanase2581

4 ай бұрын

Like Palworld compared to Starfield.

@SortOfSolved

3 ай бұрын

A handful of hard-working, talented and passionate people

@tortysoft

3 ай бұрын

Not a sorry state, a really hopeful one ! Power to the creative people !

"- Do you know 20 yrs ago who I was?! - I was HER! - Huhhhh, are you a TIME TRAVERLER?" I just spat my rum+cola all over my monitor!

I'm more emotionally invested in a flower than anything Disney star wars has put out in years

Some scout troopers from the 501st need to start a bike club called The Repulsors now.

@dennis4774

4 ай бұрын

Look Out A Tree!!

First conversation immediately had me grinning and even got a chuckle. I was expecting it to be a guy like “dude what the fuck” but having it be a chick is just funny as hell.

FKU really should give himself more credit. Even when you think you're not making a difference, chances are there will be at least one person to tell you different.

The line deliveries are amazingly well done. Some of the jokes are completely dependent on their deliveries, and it speaks volumes to their talent.

I can’t wait! I love this series it’s so great and really well written! ❤️

@slewone4905

5 ай бұрын

calm down, YOu look like an electrified Womp rat.

How the hell are these not blowing up all across YT

@EpicallyCasual

3 ай бұрын

Ikr?

Love watching these together all in one video

@jahcreator

Ай бұрын

They were separated? I would never know it was so well done I loved every second and never laughed so much at a fan production

Dude TK-FNG is incredibly relatable for me 💀💀 FNG and 069 are exactly how i am with a close friend of mine 😂😂

@gregorygonzalez2342

5 ай бұрын

Nice

This is where the fun begins…can’t wait for this! Happy 2024 everyone and AFK!

Officially root for the Empire now………….. or at least these Troopers.

These seasons just get better and better. I am just dieing from laughter

it's crazy how these are better written characters than anything Disney has made despite throwing 9 figures at the problem in just "professional" writers.

A great way to end the old year. These shorts are such fun, I can't now watch Star Wars or Empire without mentally editing these into the bigger stories. Thanks. 😊

Never thought there'd come the day where I'd be invested in a handful of Stormtroopers, but here we are!

If these guys were writing the next Star Wars movie, I would definitely go and see it !!

This series is incredible handsdown

the writing for these skits are great

Love the idea of storm troopers enlisting to make a difference and becoming disillusioned. Y'all have done an excellent job humanizing them

"I realized there was one thing I was lacking." "What was that?" "I wasn't a raging asshole." I'm done!😂

47:05 "Sorry my brain seems to be working very slowly. Is this how you idiots feel all the time?" 😅😅

I really do not know how to put into words how great your features are, from the AFK series, Talky Orcs & For The Empire are truly amazing comedy pieces, the casts are incredibly talented & the writing is fantastically funny. Please continue what your doing so well.

This should have millions of views. Great video. Your team has really good skills.

Another great Star Wars parody series is Chad Vader, also here on KZread, made about 15 years ago. It's about Darth Vader's brother who is a day shift supermarket manager. 4 seasons, very funny.

@rickydiscord7671

3 ай бұрын

there's another just called "Troopers" that's older than For The Empire. and also the same people that made Badman (Batman parody)

@tinetannies4637

3 ай бұрын

@@rickydiscord7671 Oooooo Badman, never heard of that. Thanks!

So glad to see a full length story in UE5 instead of the typical 90 second “short”

Thank you for making Star Wars fun and relevant again! Fantastic work, appreciate you making such great material!

Powdering your balls to prevent chafing and swamp balls is a pretty good idea 😂

@DrachenGothik666

5 ай бұрын

Just goes to show a guy who's been a soldier for any period of time quickly learns how to be comfortable in shitty armour.

You guys are singlehandedly keeping my love of star wars alive! Please keep it up! You lot are phenomenal! ❤ also, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

The stuff you all put out is way more enjoyable then a lot of the stuff Disney does, you characters are well developed and the story make you yearn to find out what happens next... thank you so much for doing what your doing

Because of this channel two phrases stick out & come to mind at least once a day “For the Empire” & “Play Palpitunes”

Looks sooo good!! Seriously can’t wait. Will be staying up to see this as soon as it comes out.

Hey, just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your hard work! Really love the show and can't wait for more!!

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve rewatched Ceremonial Duty and I die laughing every time. The fade to black at the end with final sounds is the cherry on top.

I love how when the little vader droid rolls in it's squeaking the imperial march XD, This is absolutely fantastic. Please please please make more! I can wait however long just keep em coming!

"Look out, a tree!" is comedy gold...

The characters are so adorable! One has to love them! Thank you!

This was missing from my life, thank you

These guys need to be green lit for a Tag and Bink animated adaption.

This timeline's Empire is more OP than usual-Palps is using an Eclipse class SSD somewhere...*before* the Dark Empire storyline.

Love everything you guys do! Complete genius! The writing is brilliant. You need your own show. Keep it up. Always good for a bunch of laughs. Happy New Years!

This is exceptionally well done. Good humor, plenty of easter eggs to the original series. Just really, really well done with the tools available. Amazing job.

I'm so glad they didn't show any of their faces, I thought for sure they going to with the plant in the helmet and then at the end. I'm glad they know better than Troopers Season 2.

That laughing "Naahh Bro" resonated with me for some reason.

33:34 Trolling Vader with an astro-droid! Funniest thing ever! 😅😂🤣🤣

Hillarious! Subscribed. Now I'm going to binge the rest of these episodes.

I've missed these guys. :) Or as Lord Vader would put it (or was that Lord Helmet?) "The farce is stong with this one." Thank the force for you guys and this amazing production.

Being an Armed Security Guard for years, and a huge Original Star Wars fan....these are timeless!!! 100% above, and beyond Disney ® Thanks!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

The best end to a year. Thank you dearly to you and the team behind all this

Thank you for saving Star Wars from the evil galactic empire... Disney. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... I loved Star Wars. It's a dark time for the rebellion. Your videos give me A New Hope.

this has got to be the best rendition of star wars since the first trilogy: i always wanted to know the story from the perspective of the 'regular' storm troooper; but this is way beyond that, it's f@#$ing hilarious! This should be on major cimema worldwide! you guys rule!

That. Was. Awesome! 👍👍 Best Star Wars content I've seen in a long while, freaking amazing work 👏👏👏

That ending was great! Actually made me sad to see the flower, it was such a great gesture from his buddies.

Wow, this is really good and I love how you guys tie-in the action sequences to the movies. Now I know exactly what happened to C3PO in Cloud City... lol, he stumbled upon a stormtrooper rehearsal. So much epic-ness in there. Keep up the great work!

Thank you for these parodies. This is FAR better than anything Disney can put out. All that money and the rights to all of it and they fall flat and fail at every turn since they bought the franchise. The development of characters from the first episode all the way to the most recent is top tier. And I like how you took two everyday stormtroopers and made an unbelievably good mini series out of it that not only surpassed the Disney franchise but also have the humor, visuals and depth to put others to shame. No super overpowered made up jedi. Just good characters and good writing.

Honestly I get why Tk-FKU is now against the empire. That flower was dope

I'll say it again. This is head and shoulders above anything...ANYTHING...being produced for the IP currently. Better character development. Better plot. Better story presentation. Nothing even comes close. This is the best!

Wow, this is way better than the first season, and the first season was already good! Getting downed by back-pain, chibby Vader, Stormtrooper biker gang, the statues, the flower... REALLY great stuff xD

My god, where has this series been? This is my new favorite show, and it's 100 times better than anything Disney's put out !!!!!!! ❤

This is so much better than what Disney is doing!