Fool's Gold Loaf Sausage (aka The Elvis Sandwich)
It's a big loaf of bread with peanut butter, jelly, and bacon crammed into it.
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The legend is that Elvis once flew himself and two of his friends across the country at 2am to wake up the one person he knew made them to make *twenty two* Fools Gold Loaves which he then ate with his friends and pilots over the course of 2 hours.
@qrowing
Жыл бұрын
Dang, the man couldn't have made them himself, or found someone else? It's not exactly like they're cutting up dangerous pufferfish, and need special skills! It's just a glorified pb&j!
@White_Wrath
Жыл бұрын
@@qrowingit's Elvis lol he was probably drunk and high af
@DontRespectTheUS
Жыл бұрын
@@qrowing He was out of his mind on drugs. So he might’ve thought he DID make it… He also shot his TV, was made a “US Agent”, and married an underage girl.
@StarfieldDisarray
Жыл бұрын
@@qrowing I mean he was a rich asshole, what do you expect him to do
@fakeuber8254
Жыл бұрын
@@qrowing yeah but that’s not as fun when you’re rich af. And maybe his friend makes them really damn good.
I like how mr.sausage completely refuses to do any kind of preparation to keep a river of grease from running out of the front of the toaster.
@wingedfish1175
Жыл бұрын
It took a year to convince him to use the toaster the man does not plan
@MaSOneTwo
Жыл бұрын
@@wingedfish1175 Or he plans very thoughtfully but just happens to be catastrophically bad at it. Same outcome, very different reasons.
“With only 25 minutes left surely no more of it will burst” Famous last words
@hiimemily
Жыл бұрын
@R. P. *_I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING_*
@alxnotorious
Жыл бұрын
@R. P. SAUSAGE IF YOU STAY YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN
@abbledapple9004
Жыл бұрын
@@alxnotorious *NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOME*
@Xaevryn
Жыл бұрын
"nyooooooooo"
“You ain’t nothing but a sausage” is Mr sausages best vocal performance thus far
@Kevoguy
Жыл бұрын
"you ain't nothin' but a hot dog" was RIGHT THERE
@alexc8114
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't go for "bursting all the time"
@DefconMaster
Жыл бұрын
@@alexc8114 or "frying all the time"
ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒˡᵈ ˡᵒᵃᶠ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
@OrdinarySausage
Жыл бұрын
It is
@kibbleofdoom
Жыл бұрын
ASMR video coming soon?
@daegan_ftw
Жыл бұрын
@@OrdinarySausage You would have fewer sausages burst if you didn't prick them. The prick marks are where the bursts begin for the same reason a beverage can stays rigid until the seal is cracked. Keeping the casing intact keeps the stress evenly distributed.
@loxburry
Жыл бұрын
@@OrdinarySausage ᵐʳ ˢᵃᵘˢᵃᵍᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ, ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᶠᵃⁿ ʰⁱʲᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁱⁿˢᵘˡᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿⁱᑫᵘᵉ. ᵐʸ ˢⁱⁿᶜᵉʳᵉˢᵗ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵉʳ ˢᵃᵘˢᵃᵍᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ
@dippyfresh1116
Жыл бұрын
@@daegan_ftw the holes allow liquid to drain out
Mr. Sausage achieved a will it blow where Elvis couldn't. Truly a master at sausage making.
@_skib_
Жыл бұрын
Just take my like and go.
@xEMOANHATARON
Жыл бұрын
Christ.
@Ricky-oi3wv
Жыл бұрын
Too soon bro.
With THAT much peanut butter on ONE sandwich, I'm starting to understand the rumours that Elvis died directly because of his own creation.
@Keyring7031
4 ай бұрын
I watched a show/video on it years back, and I’m pretty sure one sandwhich is like 4 or 5 thousand calories lol.
@gordordf1091
Ай бұрын
@@Keyring7031 8000 calories
The life of Elvis is one of those stories that seems so glamorous and astounding from the outside, but is ungodly depressing and heartbreaking when you start to see behind the curtain. Especially his later years.
@davemustaki134
Жыл бұрын
I know he was used and abused in almost every possible way! It's sad because he was such a good human being! And patriot we probably won't see another like him he really was one of a kind....
@wowalamoiz9489
Жыл бұрын
@@davemustaki134 he married a 13 year old...
@davemustaki134
Жыл бұрын
@@wowalamoiz9489 different times man I'm not saying that's right but it was different times it's not like he hang around and wait the schedule he was on i know my mates grandmother got married at 14 that during the war she had to get away
@DaBlaccGhost
Жыл бұрын
@dave Mustaki it was never right, and it wasn't that long ago.
@samiamtheman7379
Жыл бұрын
@@wowalamoiz9489 He didn't marry a 13 year old. He met her when she was 14 and married her when she turned 18. Still sketchy, but he didn't marry a 13 year old.
Elvis Sandwich sausage episode 2 with the PB and banana sandwich that was truly his favorite. It must be done.
@hoosierflatty6435
Жыл бұрын
ya I was gonna say I remember bananas being involved but I'm not an Elvis expert
@skeetsmcgrew3282
Жыл бұрын
I thought you replaced the jelly with bananas as well
@Queen_Myrrh
Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say I thought Elvis's sandwich was a peanut butter n' fried banana sandwich?! But agree I must be done!
@coteof7055
Жыл бұрын
@@Queen_Myrrh correct, the fool's gold loaf was one of two sandwiches Elvis famously loved, the other one - the one that is more commonly referred to as the Elvis Sandwich - is peanut butter, bananas, and bacon on toasted sandwich bread, maybe with honey or maybe not. some people say the bananas were mashed, some say they were sliced and fried, but knowing elvis he probably had it both ways
@Queen_Myrrh
Жыл бұрын
@@coteof7055 Huh, didn't know it had bacon on it as well! More than likely he had it both ways yeah!
Can we talk about how good that fucking bread sounded when he cut it?
@kittysplode
Жыл бұрын
no, that bread is for eating
@xploration1437
Жыл бұрын
Oh snap
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
crisp!
@whitetiana3022
2 ай бұрын
no
I'm surprised at the lack of people posting out how much the sausage actually looks like dookie
@accountnamewithheld
Жыл бұрын
one of the most turd-like extrusions on the channel
@MrSunshine251
Жыл бұрын
Mr Sausage achieving what Elvis himself could not?
@cameoflage
Жыл бұрын
The Will It Blow chunks, in particular, look exactly like turds.
@yharr3789
Жыл бұрын
@Jason Golding You didn't have to do the king of rock like that
@MrSunshine251
Жыл бұрын
@@yharr3789 true enough. Apologies. 🙏
I often imagine Mr Sausage keeping the leftovers of the sausage for his children's lunches
@skeetsmcgrew3282
Жыл бұрын
I don't imagine him being an abusive father, so I doubt it 😂
@BorpyBlaylock
Жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 what do you mean, I'd be so thankful to have a fools gold loaf sausage at lunch! I bet all of my friends would want to trade me their Twinkies
Sometimes, this man deserves an award, other times jail
@Tha-mountain
Жыл бұрын
wot
@oscarramirez2697
Жыл бұрын
@@Tha-mountain wut
@uhjeff3651
8 ай бұрын
@@oscarramirez2697wat
You should've said "You ain't nothing but a sausage.... *bursting* all the time!" Also, Biscuit and gravy sausage when!?
@RoachOverlord
Жыл бұрын
I think "frying all the time" works better. Even though he didn't fry this one.
Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans
@Geert2682
Жыл бұрын
What? This is so chaotic I love it
@KidPrarchord95
Жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? You really want him to shill the two-hundred-thousand dollars needed for a can of beans just to make an episode?
@ThePowerofCutleries
Жыл бұрын
@@KidPrarchord95 I know right? Spending 3-and-a-half-million dollars on bean water for an NSE episode seems a little nuts.
@Funkojass
Жыл бұрын
WE NEED THIS
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
this again
This is one of those sandwiches that looks good but will give you a heart attack if you tried eating all of it
@guymcperson9300
Жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah. It's a full jar of peanut butter, another jar of jelly, and a pound and a third of bacon.
@eadbound
Жыл бұрын
I looked it up and it's estimated to have 8000 to 42000 calories... Actual insanity.
@escapist83
Жыл бұрын
@@eadbound That's quite a wide margin for an estimate.
@MajorZero61
Жыл бұрын
Well...we all know what The King looked like when he died.
@jayhollows5729
Жыл бұрын
@@guymcperson9300 "well elvis may have died while taking a crap but at least he's not a vegetarian"
i have been blessed also mark fluffalo was intended to be a cat, as he has revealed he is a cat person!
@strredwolf
Жыл бұрын
Good domestic cat there.
In my hometown, the "Elvis sandwich" was a sub with nutella, peanut butter, bacon slices, and banana. It was fucking delicious. Then they were bought out by a larger business.....
@TheDsRequiem
Жыл бұрын
So it wasn't actually the Elvis sandwich they just made one up
@fantasystaplesuwu1554
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDsRequiem Just because the original pizza pie was only mozzarella, tomatoes, and basil toppings doesnt make all the other iterations not actually pizza. Similar to this, where there are different iterations of one dish.
@minoxiothethird
10 ай бұрын
@@TheDsRequiem Elvis ordered the sandwich in different ways in different places. Obviously he had a certain way he liked the sandwiches- but when one travels the country and doesn't live in an ivory tower like other celebrities do, one has to adjust their food standards to their location. My mom met him at a gas station once when she was little, and he split a deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich with her. No bacon on it either. That's just what ended up getting made at the gas station from the ingredients they had available. The thing is, if I handed anyone I know a deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich- they would ask if I'm a big elvis fan. Even though that isn't actually "THE" elvis sandwich- or really anything close- eating unconventional sandwiches that include large amounts of peanut butter or bacon or banana, usually on french bread, is known for being something elvis did- because he had such a cultural impact from visiting everywhere all around the countryside and being such a unique individual and talented musician.
3:18 This is what came out from Elvis after eating those sandwiches.
I tried this sandwich last year, and it was freaking delicious.
@NihilNick
Жыл бұрын
Welp, guess I'm making a fools gold loaf
@gEtar87
Жыл бұрын
Legend has it OP hasn't responded because he is, in fact, still trying to get his mouth unstuck
@BugsyFoga
Жыл бұрын
@R. P. The jelly helped balance it out
if this is the kind of food Elvis ate, me and him would've gotten along really well
@BruceAlarie
6 ай бұрын
he meant well
Elvis is looking down from heaven rn drooling at Mr. Sausages beautiful concoction (or frowning idk what hes doing up there)
PB&J sausage 2.0 Edit: Also, that burst was just heartbreaking...
It's interesting reading through the comments and seeing all the variations of the Elvis sandwich. I never knew there were so many! For me it was peanut butter, banana, bacon, and sometimes honey. Never heard of putting jelly or nutella on it but I'll be trying that next time
"Yes, you too can eat the same sandwich Elvis was eating when he died on the toilet!" And if you eat the whole thing, you might even suffer the same fate.
I’ve never heard of it having jelly before. From what I’ve heard it’s peanut butter, bacon, and bananas. I’ve actually had it before and it’s pretty good
It’s the little moments where he does something slightly different or says something out of the ordinary that keeps me coming back to this channel, the character of Mr. Sausage is truly an experience to have in this lifetime
@subhuman2433
Жыл бұрын
Something-out-of-the-ordinary sausage
I want to see more of these home-cooked meals transformed into sausage.
As a native of Elvises's home state we always heard tell round this a way his favorite sandwich was the peanut butter bacon and banana, fried up in a skillet like a melt.
2:02 Thank you Mr.Sausage, finally, representation for our brothers spared from the cut.
Some say elvis still appears to those who make this, prepare yourself, father sausage, for you may be hearing "jailhouse rock" in your bathroom at the witching hour.
Blue Kool-aid powder sausage
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Ordinary Sausage’s Farts
@weegeenumberone2
Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ wat
3:10 The comedic timing here is so perfect I get the feeling you predicted this would happen somehow.
We need a time lapse of one of those bad boys in the toaster oven.
Always a treat when you bring out the girthy tube. Many thanks
24 Carat Gold Sausage. I want to see him get angrier than the Lobster Sausage.
Ah, Thank You, Mr. Ordinary Sausage for imparting us with this deadly sandwich making knowledge.
Lets try and hell this man enter the algorithm
I read the original recipe. It was Smucker's blueberry jam, and the bread was San Francisco sourdough loaf. My friends and I made this back in the day. Awesome.
imo a crumbly pb&j tasting sausage seems like it would be completely scrumptious
Peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich has always been referred to as an Elvis sandwich or simply the Elvis. Honey or jelly and even mayonnaise are seen in some variations of the sandwich. Some may even exclude the bacon. I had a stepdad that was in love with the sandwich when I was a kid. I've looked it up online and it's official. Cheers! 🍻 🌭
@respha9925
Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought this was just something made up. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with bacon in it, like damn.
Its nice seeing mr Sausage making his uncles favorite dish
Song should've been "You ain't nothing but a sausage, bursting all the time"
watching that "Will It Blow?" section really made that whole "death by toilet" thing make sense. put the whole thing into perspective.
any episode where Mr. Sausage says "thats the X water" Is a good episode
Through these last few videos your aim with the knife has gotten kind of scary Mr Sausage
@skeetsmcgrew3282
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Titanic when Kate Winslet was trying to cut off Leo's handcuffs
How did I come about this channel, Why did I laugh and enjoyed it so much....All I know is that my day started out right!
Scoring sausage art is back with a vengeance, this one was beautiful :-)
“One for the furries.” Ah, so it’s Mark Yiffalo, then
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEEEEEEEE! 🍌
This is the first time I've seen your face and you don't look how I thought you would. But in a good way idk how to explain. Also when you blew it out the puahh noise make me die laughing lol
Always love it when a sausage that is 5% meat comes out the grinder looking like it came right off the cow.
That "will it blow" proves that not even a king has the bowls to poop out the by-product of a great sandwich
I'm glad we got the "Average American Breakfast Sausage" covered by now.
"Not a very impressive sausage by anyone's standards." With that high voice, I'm sure he's heard that one before.
the end product looks like what was left in the bowl after his death
Gee Mr. Sausage, why did mom let you have TWO uploads today?
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Ordinary Sausage’s Farts
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ i doubt that
That’s like a 4000 + calorie sandwich right there.. Madness.
You know it's a real sandwich when taking a bite constitutes a neck workout.
Mr. Sausage really missed the opportunity to say "you ain't nothin' but a Sausage, fryin' all the time" truly a punny shame.
This is the first time EVER (been a fan for years) that a sausage made me actually feel uncomfortable
Technically the "Elvis sandwich" is a peanut butter and banana sandwich (sometimes with honey and/or bacon), but this sandwich also has an association with Elvis 😂 The man loved his interesting sandwiches, what can I say? 🤣😂
The tune of viva sausages now lives in my head rent-free
" he was the king of rock and roll, and the king of dying while using the toilet" LMAO
I've never felt so sick looking at a sandwich before.
I saw peanut butter and jelly in a loaf of bread and was so excited until he pulled out a pound of bacon.
@SandraudigaVali
Жыл бұрын
But bacon makes everything more exciting
@Ninon__
Жыл бұрын
Or absolutely ruins things! All depends on the person
Congratulations 🎊 on reaching 700,000 subs
There's actually a sweet bacon that's called tocino which is a dish with young pork with a sweet and sticky taste with the color red.
I feel like the fool's gold sandwich would definitely make for a decent "will it waffle?"
Mr.Sausage is definitely gonna be dropping hunks and hunks of burning love in his toilet after this sausage. Also day 25 of Birria Taco Sausage. Almost at a full month. My goodness.
Pretty sure that's the same way Elvis' intestinal lining bursted while infamously on the can.
He's not crying all the time he is GRINDING ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE IS A SAUSAGE
I'm upset he didn't eat this on the toilet, the joke was sitting right there, but he probably didn't want to piss off the ghost of elvis more
It looks like the inside of Elvis's toilet too! How fun.
Quite fitting that a sausage made from what might've been Elvis' last meal before dying on the toilet looks very much like a giant, coiled-up turd.
If the filling is already cooked, it probably just needs to be seared real quick. Cooking it for a long time will just make it super dry.
I've never heard of this combination - Elvis' sandwich was fried peanut butter and banana.
It's been awhile since I've seen one of your videos... clearly you've become even more disturbed during that time 😂
That's a whole tub of peanut butter per sandwich. The King really let himself go in his last days.
Missed out on singing: "And I can't help making a sausage out of you!"
You tube forgot I liked watching these videos for a while. It was always my favorite part when mystery water comes out and is named.
Man I leave town for 4 days and come back to all these gems. Well done Mr Sausage. This was a beautiful disaster. This is also my obligatory poutine sausage request.
My girlfriend, on the sausage: "IT LOOKS LIKE A POOOOO~! IT LOOKS LIKE ELVIS' LAST POOOOO~"
I mean we all knew this was gunna burst. I mean jelly is basicall just gelatinous fruit, and fruit is fairly acidic, even the least acidic fruits will still make fairly quick work of sausage casing. Gotta learn, man, if its acidic it probably wont make a very good sausage.
i attempted this once on a memory of a recipe i'd read years before. "Old Fashioned" brand white bread, smuckers grape, peter pan smooth, two greasy floppy sloppy slices of bacon (i like chewy more than crispy but both are good), and slices of a perfectly speckled banana. needed more jelly. i also don't like peanut butter, and the bacon was basically indistinguishable.
I for one think this was a missed opportunity for "dont step on my sausage shoes"
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn' A fools gold loaf sausage was born In the ghettoooo (in the ghettoooo)🎶
I thought the Elvis sandwich had bananas on it too
@butterballmach2
Жыл бұрын
You arn't the only one
@tlo3571
Жыл бұрын
@@butterballmach2 The Sandwich Elvis ate at home was a peanut butter and banana sandwich fried in butter. The Fool’s Gold is just a novelty sandwich that got connected to Elvis’s name. See more information in my previous comment.
died on the toilet to chronic constipation.
I bet if you deep fried the chunks without the casing you'd have something there.
People thought it was the drugs, but this is actually what killed elvis.
With how much Elvis ate these, he mustve had mad constipation when dying on the toilet
@BruceAlarie
Жыл бұрын
none of those fillings is constipating
I was going to ask for this but i discovered this has already been done.
I was about to be disappointed and then you turned it into sausage. Hell yeah.
Please do not give yourself an aneurysm doing the "will it blow." Choose wisely. We need you here.
The moment you tossed that junk into a sausage grinder, I subbed.
Peanutbutter, banana, and bacon grilled cheese is a completely sober recipe I make when I need to ingest grease, for... reasons.
Really missed an opportunity to sing "You ain't nothin' but a sausage! Burstin' all the time!"
"Thats the ______ water" never fails to make me laugh lmao
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Pork freezer bits and a packet of sausage gravy mix, portable biscuits and gravy. Please sausage man?