That Russian accent was surprisingly good. Well to an American. Who lives in Britain. And doesn't know any Russian.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

My target audience for Russian accent.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

American? from Kent? :D besides he lives in Prague currently, not Britain... you smoking crack? :D

@crispoman

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMitchell123 *to* an American, not from.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

@@crispoman oh yeah, hadn't seen that, makes sense actually I thought he talks about Simon, not himself lol my bad

@crispoman

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMitchell123 Easy mistake to make. Have a good day.

November 11th: Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.

@themoviedealers

3 жыл бұрын

I thought McConaughey was from Texas.

May 3rd: Florida man arrested for showing off his marijuana plant to police officers who were investigating an unrelated incident.

@JS-wc4xs

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people watching Simon have a may birthday? (I do as well, may 12)

@giacomomeluzzi280

2 жыл бұрын

@@JS-wc4xs probably around 1/12

The story about Kyle with the alligator clips reminds me of my son. When my son was 13 and in a wood shop class, he was learning how to use a drill. My son, in all his brilliance, thought he could put his pinkie finger in the chuck, tighten it down, and hold the force back with the strength of his finger. So he pulled the trigger and , surprise, his finger snapped. Broken finger and 6 weeks in a cast. Now the shop teacher has to include "Don't put your finger in the end of a drill. Only drill bits." at the start of each year.

@ladygrndr9424

Жыл бұрын

Bless teenage boys. For the lols and for being behind so many common-sense rules needing to be spelled out.

@corbindallas3220

7 ай бұрын

I'm trusting as a responsible parent you gave him The Look and said, "now what did we learn today?"

A Casual Criminalist AND a Business Blaze in the same day! It’s like Christmas!

@AnthonyTrudeau

3 жыл бұрын

And an upload on today i found out!

@codyvaughn7966

3 жыл бұрын

Whistler TV is fantastic content

@210ZiM210

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha this was my first thought when i saw them too!!

@nuyabiss

3 жыл бұрын

Hold-up is a a casual criminalist another Channel?!

@kayokay470

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuyabiss yes, it has a slight toned down business blaze feel, but for true crime. Good stuff

Spoiler alert: Florida Man's secret identity *is* actually Peter AM I RIGHT, FLORIDA MAN?!

@Master_Yoda1990

3 жыл бұрын

Parker! Get me pictures Spider-man!!!

@rachelhansen2417

3 жыл бұрын

Which video did the AM I RIGHT PETER?! Start in?

@rooseveltbrentwood9654

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelhansen2417 Where’s the meme account? he should know….

Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator's mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm. Sounds about right...

@theenzoferrari458

3 жыл бұрын

So is the alligator a tile representative?

Jan 12th: Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with Kidness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kidness” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was in a school nearby where that kid who electrocuted himself was. He was and still is used as an example of what not to do. I remember my electrical trade teacher telling us “don’t be an idiot your life isn’t worth a bottle of Mountain Dew”

@ladykoiwolfe

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's worth at least a few cases.

@The-Night-Wolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladykoiwolfe maybe a few cases. Definitely not a single bottle.

@Sim.Crawford

3 жыл бұрын

My guy only got arrested for his thirst quenching efforts: "Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi"

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Depends what flavour of Mountain Dew tbh

@j.e.pouccoui3

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, I'm More Of A Coke Guy...... (I Mean Coca-Cola, Of Course(Or Do I?))

Birthday challenge: “A Gulf Breeze man who allegedly harassed his family using Coldplay lyrics and threats of violence from his "Nazi prison associates" was convinced to end his standoff with police for a slice of pizza, according to police reports.”

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

sounds legit.

@Foolish188

3 жыл бұрын

@David Lazarus October 19 Florida man

@AllTheHappySquirrels

Жыл бұрын

I've been to Gulf Breeze and this sounds completely believable.

@HayLeesHomeMade

10 ай бұрын

Yooo a fellow Feb 28, cool to see

Ohh this should be good, another Florida man episode coupled with Simon's ADHD rants👌🍻🚬

@TheIllegalGuy

3 жыл бұрын

A brilliant modern vintage indeed

This didn’t have a sponsor……… I just noticed…… that makes this a Rare Blaze

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

It did originally. The sponsor was like "yeah, no". Not a joke.

@thomasken

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 cocaine? Sure... Screaming and yelling? Fine! Talking about your friends in the basement? Neat. Talk about Florida man? Nope nope nope, you've gone too far.

@TSmith-yy3cc

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Infidels.

@yesplease9021

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 that’s fucking hilariously unfortunate. Well, I’d be curious to know how many sponsors just go off your name without vetting the content.

@adamloverin231

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesplease9021 I want to meet the people who work for these sponsors, watch a video or two, and give the green light anyway. I bet they’re fun at parties.

This was in the 80s I was a police officer in South Florida I stopped a car for a minor traffic violation as I approached the car dispatch radioed it was stolen I pulled the guy out and cuffed him as he protested it wasn't stolen. A drug dog alerted on the trunk I popped the trunk open and there was two bricks of cocaine which I pointed out to the man. He then exclaimed "well it's not mine I stole this car."

@andrewolson5471

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he decided that he'd rather go to prison for stealing a car rather than drug trafficking. Might as well do the time for the right crime.

@silvialimeme3706

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he was just stating the facts!

My Florida Man was “Florida Man spits half eaten food into Woman’s mouth during road rage incident”

Live in FL and somehow missed my birthday headlines of "Florida man killed when scooter collides with deer" and "Florida man claiming people were eating his brains leads police on chase across golf course". Both are so very Florida

@marjieestivill

3 жыл бұрын

So very Florida. BBC had a story today about how excessive heat damages the brain….

@triciac.5078

2 жыл бұрын

Feb 15 birthdays unite!

FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL. 😆

"Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt" Honestly this is all I want (entertainment wise) for my birthday.

On my birthday, “Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator” Nice!

Mine is “Florida man attempted to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say.” I love it!

Florida man, shout out to his family! Don't slap dogs with cheeseburgers, Yo!

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

SHOUT OUT TO HIS FAMILY.

I love how Peter is just part of the meta now. Even Sam references him.

Danny's hoping Simon will hit him with a cheeseburger, because then he'd get to eat it. And not share with Sam.

@JohnCooper-gm6mn

3 жыл бұрын

Would make a change from the once a week bucket of rotten fish heads they normally have to share.

@LizRealGirlBeauty

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnCooper-gm6mn fish heads? What is this, Christmas?

@jeremyborder6794

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@phirefly2993

3 жыл бұрын

Danny deserves a cheeseburger for this episode. Great stuff

@JohnCooper-gm6mn

3 жыл бұрын

@@LizRealGirlBeauty I did say ROTTEN fish heads. They only get the fresh ones at Christmas. 😈

"Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell."

"Bible thumping: Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy" that's rather tame

"Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everything"

@Master_Yoda1990

3 жыл бұрын

Florida man died trying to attach lasers to the heads of lion fish.

@christophermerlot3366

3 жыл бұрын

A classic.

@runed0s86

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so that's where Rotting Turtle comes from.

“Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him” the family argument have spilled over from Christmas and into the new year

The end of Florida man videos will be Simon going to Florida to do night crawler style news reporting on Florida men

@hypernerdgirl8436

3 жыл бұрын

and I think we would all be here for that

Ah, Simon, Danny and Sam making my Shittiest days grand. Thank you, Gentlemen.

@jazzerzzz22

3 жыл бұрын

Ps, I'm from NH, and when you said Dover, it all made sense...

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@kennethraisor981

11 ай бұрын

smash that dislike button!

that 10yr old was clever tho ngl…. like i would have NEVER thought to say that i’m a dwarf he was thinking fast on his feet lmaoo

Mine's pretty epic "Florida man attacks his mother with Spaghetti and pushes her over a wall, claims demons made him do it"

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza ,i win

@Foolish188

3 жыл бұрын

That's mine! Give it back

Birthday challenge: "Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans"

Glorious Blaze Boi release the Korea Cut already we need to learn about our most democratically elected Kim family

"Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals baby formula from Publix" yay

Thank God! I finally escaped the 24/7 BB stream. I was trapped like Danny. We Are Simon!

@RHCole

3 жыл бұрын

...we are Simon.

Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin 😂

@n.8883

3 жыл бұрын

Shirtless Florida man rides motorcycle down highway while lying on his back

Is there an "AM I RIGHT, PETER!?!" shirt? Because there should be.

@analbaby1

3 жыл бұрын

I've been harping on about a tshirt with that on it. Simons yelling face silhouette profile spouting AM I RIGHT, PETER. I want one, that or I'm just going to get one made at a shop here haha

@Jasta85

3 жыл бұрын

@@analbaby1 Probably get someone arrested for hate speech for wearing it and not being able to explain the joke properly hehe. Then we can get a business blaze video on that.

@thusspokechris

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jasta85 Imagine submitting a few Business Blaze videos as evidence to explain your defense

@analbaby1

3 жыл бұрын

@@thusspokechris Would be particularly gôd ì the judge name was Peter

@_tertle3892

3 жыл бұрын

I need one

The one where Danny reveals what he did with that carbon monoxide detector.

I did my Florida man birthday google search and got “Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet”. What a neat game.

Florida man, arrested for DUI, says he smoked weed to prepare for the return of Jesus. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

@bruinlover09

3 жыл бұрын

Because no one would try to guard him

Florida man set fire to his hospital bed in an attempt to get the attention of nurses as he felt they were ignoring him. Brilliant 😂🤣

Florida man March 12th: Florida man nicknamed "Babycakes" caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex. His mugshot is incredible too lmao

I’m a Florida man and love all of this. It’s great publicity. Come hang out with us. Also had my first surreal Whistler moment. Wife bought me the $100 Simon sticker which I plastered on my computer, brought it out at work and a medical student was like “you a Simon Whistler fan?” And I was like “Yeah I am! You know him too???” Was so awesome

“Am I right Peter?” Gets me every time haha

Mine is "Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his footmobile" My husband's is : "what did a Florida man offer an undercover officer in exchange for sex?"

Florida man holds neighbors hostage when he asks to borrow salt, police say

@Subzer039

3 жыл бұрын

And when we swap in my home state of Michigan, we get the much less funny - Michigan Man Found Guilty in Slaying, Victim’s Body Dismembered...

"Host: Sandra" lmao I lost it there.

August 18th: "Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration" or "Florida man dumps heaps of dirt on girlfriend's head". I include them both since the first in insane and the second is funny to read about. Apparently a guy took his tractor, and dumped a load of dirt on his girlfriend's car with her inside.

@Foolish188

3 жыл бұрын

If he botched the castration, I guess that means he isn't eligible for a Darwin Award.

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles.

@___LC___

3 жыл бұрын

Rotting Turtles?

@lemminglobber1854

3 жыл бұрын

@@___LC___ well it IS Florida Man 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm watching Business Blaze whilst I'm working I'm a brain surgeon. 😂

@TotallyNotRedneckYall

3 жыл бұрын

I hope the context is "whilst doing some paperwork." 😳

@GoatAndDog

3 жыл бұрын

I mean at work could also be hanging out in the brake room 😉 But I won't say what the context is (it's more fun that way) 😂😉😛

@TA_Plus_Hemi

3 жыл бұрын

@@TotallyNotRedneckYall no he has was playing in a small window on the same screen where he's watching what he's doing, or she

@furyrage2011

3 жыл бұрын

A big brains surgeon*

@SwitchFlipMan

3 жыл бұрын

No you're not

Soo, since I was born on July 13. I got FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURIST

I had a class where a teacher spent an hour explaining every stupid thing that previous student and how he will aggressively pursue the expulsion of any student engage who engaged in similar stupidity.

Saddest thing was watching Ozzy try to function in a reality TV show.

Police: Florida man jailed after trying to 'barbecue all the child molesters' - happened on my birthday (7. march)

@louip11913

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a florida man I can respect

@theenzoferrari458

3 жыл бұрын

Seems about right. The coward pigs who enforce tyranny and oppression protect child molesters. Ftp. That man is a hero.

This title alone already got a laugh out of me.

I shut down my work computer 15 minutes early to watch this. So if I get sacked and my life falls into meth fuelled ruin, I blame you Simon.

Blazing thanks Danny

You don't steal the alligator, he invites himself along.

Investigators: Florida man accused of grandfather’s murder pulls out severed ears during questioning Ahhh. Lovely 😂

Always love florida man.

Today I found out might be more popular, but its nowhere near as cool.

Thank you , Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home .

My birthday may just win: "Last weekend, the US Coast Guard rescued a man from Florida after attempting to ride a hamster ball or inflatable bubble up the Bermuda Triangle ..."

This is exactly what I needed today. Thanks BB team, you legends.

Back at it again with Florida Man = Views

Thanks Google following the line "this is a poo cocktail supreme' immediately with an ad for pizza was hysterical.

Florida man in an easter bunny brawl is a fugitive and talks about his furry fist fight

"Make it a little bit more sh*t." Simon, are we implying the script is sh*t? Keep your head up Danny.

Simon, you have a yet-to-be-used business opportunity right under your nose. Take all those snippets of advice / wisdom / insight you throw in (rant about) on Business Blaze and make a Simon's Words of Wisdom channel with video shorts. Like your riff last week about how cool it is to be an adult because you can order in or buy any food you want and eat it any time of day or night. Or today's bit of insight into the not-cool-to-hit-a-woman-with-a-cheeseburger hierarchy. You've already created the content, just distill it out and bottle it.

@___LC___

3 жыл бұрын

And call it Rotting Turtle

The Sunshine Law has to be one of the best things to have blessed Florida, most of these stories wouldn't have seen the light of day without it...

Am I the only one disappointed that there was no meme with Rocky screaming “Adrienne !” ?

Come on Sam, change the Harry Potter video game clip to say “I’m just Simon” in a squeaky voice.

Nah its Hi-Vis vests that get you anywhere .... cleaner, mover, maintenance, repairman ... you are everyone blue collared.

@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski

3 жыл бұрын

Add a clipboard and youre the supervisor the other blue collar employees are not going to question and flee from

April 6th. Arguably, THE Floridaman floridamanliest of them all: he has a Florida tattoo on his forehead. He also was charged with burglary, but at that point I think that was optional.

Florida man climbs building, dives into pond, wrestles with crocodile and survives. This is brilliant

Blaze All Day!

@cravenmoordik

3 жыл бұрын

Blaze Today. Blaze Tomorrow. BLAZE FOREVER!!

@gtbkts

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Hit ME with a cheeseburger, Fact Daddy. >__

I loved that the picture shown when talkign about the dvds that were stolen were some "cultured" animes. Didn't quite see the names, but still love it.

Also thanks for producing Beard Blaze! I just got my order this past weekend and it smells better than I have tried before, thanks again for everything you do for all of your community’s!

Sam, we need to see Simon in a mullet; please? Edit- Then he'd totally fit in in Florida.

Your content is disgustingly underrated. You’re the goat 🔥.I don't know who, but someone actually needs to hear this, you've got to stop saving all your money. Venture into investing some, if you really want financial stability

@petekelvin2736

3 жыл бұрын

Invest globally in bitcoin, gold, silver, forex market, commodities. Just don't be left out and save yourself

@micheal9186

3 жыл бұрын

Beautifully said, I tell my folks these words everyday. It's good to save money but most people don't understand the market moves and tend to be misled in facts like this and always depend on money in the bank.

@susanmandy8800

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the insight I remember friends calling me crazy when I started investing in bitcoin now I shut them up with my 4 figure weekly return

@investwithqueenie5491

3 жыл бұрын

@@petekelvin2736 I understand the fact that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, but investing today is a hard thing to do because i have no idea of how and where to invest in these?

@petekelvin2736

3 жыл бұрын

@@investwithqueenie5491 Hey, this is a computer age. Peeps who aren't even traders make money from the crypto and forex markets ,how many millionaires do you know who have become wealthy by investing in savings accounts?

Just blazing in my Crocs, while walking my pet alligator, wearing cut offs, while on my way to rob a Wendy's...

July 25: Florida man holds neighbors hostage when he asks to borrow a cup of salt This just never fails does it XD good god

The BB live stream is still going!!!!

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Its like the Simpsons it's gonna continue forever

@cravenmoordik

3 жыл бұрын

It will never end. IT. IS. INFINBLILAAAAZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!!!

April 17: Pyjama wearing Florida man attempts to flirt with waffle house waitress. Pulls out knife when she ignores him.

@cartoonkelly7924

3 жыл бұрын

Woah, Florida Man and Waffle House. If that headline had included meth you’d have the trifecta.

@chrisleneil

Жыл бұрын

@@cartoonkelly7924 either meth or gators 💀

Simon and I share the same birthday and I'm glad this is how I found out.

SCALES of justice! Cause he's a fish! Nice one, Danny 😂

I feel a certain connection with Sam. He's gotta watch this shit too.

@I3IackSabbath

3 жыл бұрын

Not just watch, but edit... Just look at all the quick cuts. Each one is some 30 minute long rant that we don't even get to see.

Simon throws in “allegedly” after everything, exempt when calling the royal family racist? Sounds jolly sloppy, allegedly.

@azuregriffin1116

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@josso1

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, it's also ironic that he did a ground.news sponsorship maybe he should use it himself? It's all pretty much heresay and that oprah interview was funded by CBS who DEFINITELY have an agenda when it comes to hyper partisan nonsense.

Never question the algorithms grim sense of humor again…. I got a Velveeta ad right in the middle the of Steve-O porta potty bit.

I love this channel. After his more reserved manner in today I found out and top tenz he just cuts loose with business blaze

Sam PLEASE PLEASE PLEAEE retire the “I don’t understand” dance, just for awhile. Maybe two or three videos. That’s all. Please?

@elfymcelferton2187

3 жыл бұрын

No! I live for the I Don't Understand dance. I've almost got the hang of it...

@andiward7068

3 жыл бұрын

It's catchy.

@samuel_avila

3 жыл бұрын

NO.

Oh, Cleveland man! Making us look bad! Does that count as daylight robbery? - OG Legend in the suburbs far from Willoughby.

Sam, every single time I end up with the 'I don't understand bitch, I don't understand' song in my head. Every. Single. Time.

@samuel_avila

3 жыл бұрын

Noice.

The "scales of justice" reference went right over Simon's head.

Florida man finds WWII grenade-Brings it to Taco Bell. I do love show and tell and tacos.

0:50 My favourite Florida Man Birthday challenge has the catchy headline "Florida Man With No Arms Arrested For Stabbing Tourist". Go Florida Man.

Bus Driver: someones missing they are bald with a beard and glasses Simon: i dident know Michael from v-sauce was on this bus too ill help look

A video on the strangest food truck ideas would be a perfect summer video, Simon. Also, hail to the beard.