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@anarchyantz1564

2 жыл бұрын

I am actually genuinely surprised you haven't produced a children's channel yet. They make serious bank on here for minecraft and other random crap and all the kids flood to them with sponsors soon following. It is completely mad how a 7 year old can be earning more in a year than you have in the 10 years of top tenz!

@derekgardiner3583

2 жыл бұрын

MagellanTV should release "Whistler, the snotter cut" a great documentary on how not to do it 🤣 ķeep up the great work 🖖😁

@Supersic58

2 жыл бұрын

Blazin with fact boi 🚬

@generaldissaray4109

2 жыл бұрын

i like magellan because it doesn't involve gross magic spoon asmr.

@SendXMusic

2 жыл бұрын

Omg best KZread name ever

Also, can you make a Brain Blaze about Simon’s channels, listing them in order of chronology or popularity, sharing detailed statistics and funny facts about the people who work on them with you and which section of the blazement they each live in!

@toddlerj102

2 жыл бұрын

"Blazement" Yoink, Stolen. Thats where Danny an ETA are kept lol 😆

@mimelewis

2 жыл бұрын

My question is, how many stories does Simon have in his basement,

@sandybarnes887

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen a video that lists his channels and shows how the popularity grows so there's something for him to build off of.

@fro_double_g

2 жыл бұрын

Blaze any of the holy trinity- simon, danny, and sam

@billwheeler1213

2 жыл бұрын

That would be a default "business blaze" now defunct; sorry

Danny's life is the most interesting story we've never been told.

@runed0s86

2 жыл бұрын

He should write an autobiography for merch

@GuntherRommel

2 жыл бұрын

I'd enjoy that myself.

@RHCole

2 жыл бұрын

@@runed0s86 No, he needs to make a Biographics video of Danny. I guarantee he will lose a negligible amount of subscribers from that channel.

@sislertx

2 жыл бұрын

@@RHCole he would gain...danny should be ashamed

@dwheels90

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Simon tell us about your ghost writer

Simon "I'm Gonna Take a Piss in the Sink" Elaine "You can't do that, certain things go certain places" George "IT'S ALL PIPES!"

@justinyates1154

2 жыл бұрын

AM I RIGHT PETER?!?!

@Master_Yoda1990

2 жыл бұрын

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go

@robertaviles8451

2 жыл бұрын

"I WILL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW AND ASK HIM!" 🤣

@slcpunk2740

2 жыл бұрын

If ladies cared about guys pissing in the sink they wouldn't try to make it to the bathroom first in the morning and then take so bloody long. You're pissing in the damned sink and she's sitting there looking at her phone and was done five minutes ago, like Mr Burns - "he's been reduced to pissing in the sink again, excellent"

@garyz2043

2 жыл бұрын

Just run the tap,it's fine. You can get a drink at the same time.

As a parent of older children than Simon’s it’s a real treat to watch him slowly assimilate into parenthood. Last year he was making fun of the spoiled little kitty show; now Daniel Tiger is the standard to which other children’s programming is compared. Carry on Whistle-Dad.

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

If paw patrol is still around I can't wait to hear him bitch about it.

@vTKurse

2 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 it is. All i ever hear come out of my nieces or sisters mouth hahaha

@mta4562

2 жыл бұрын

can't go wrong with mr. rogers.

@brainblaze6526

2 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 PAW PATROL PAW PATROL GET THERE ON THE DOUBLE PAW PATROL PAW PATROL LETS COUNT DOWN THE HOURS UNTIL I HAVE TO *END* MY TELEVISION

@haukurthorsmarason5267

2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Tiger and Bluey are what I measure other childrens shows against.

Fifty two seconds. That's how long we made it before simon started on a tangent. I bet he had an extra bowl of Magic Spoon. I hope we get to see more videos from other channels blazed.

@burtdurger847

2 жыл бұрын

He replaces the sugar with cocaine... Allegedly.

@stevenjlovelace

2 жыл бұрын

Less than 20 seconds before we got an uncorrected "Business Blaze".

01:37 I love how Simon gets censored but skeletor has full reigns. 😂

I lived in the heroin part of my town for a bit (doing loads of smack at the time) and the apartment I rented was a duplex kinda and we shared a kitchen and bathroom. The lady in the other apartment was a kindly old crack smoker though, so she spent most of her time hiding in her room from imaginary police

Sam's now making memes out of Simon and Im absolutely here for it *HeLlO dArKnEsS mY oLd FrIeNd...*

Bagged vacuum cleaners suck dirt through the bag. The bag is also a filter that catches all the dirt. As the bag fills, the suction drops because it has to suck through all the collected dirt. A cyclonic system shapes air flow and forces the dirt into a container without clogging... so long as you empty it before it hits the full line.

@Woffenhorst

2 жыл бұрын

And you can get brands other than Dyson. I've a Hoover one, cost me about 50€. My gripe with the bags was the ridiculous hunt for the correct type, as every company had several ones for different models. Emptying the cyclonic chamber (best consumer device part name) is just so convenient in comparison.

@Panboy2k

2 жыл бұрын

Dysons have a filter, the filter is 100 times smaller than the surface area of a bag, they lose suction much faster than bags , the filters can be replaced, they are very expensive, they suggest you clean them, this is a futile process. My Mother has owned many Dysons, and made me maintain them, I hated them. .. they(Dyson Uprights) also have narrow pipes that clog easy with right angles everywhere for seemingly no reason, Most bag vacuums I've used the head feeds directly into the bag, with no right angles. so much less likely to clog with a paper clip . They are over priced garbage that do not at all have the benefits they claim.

@rodh1404

2 жыл бұрын

It depends on where the fan is located. Most vacuum cleaners have the bag located before the fan, and suck the dirt through the bag as you say. Others have the fan in front of the bag (mostly seen on some upright vacuums) and they don't. Also, the closer the fan is to the thing being cleaned, the more efficient it can be. Which often means that when it comes to cleaning carpeted floors, upright vacuums are MUCH more effective than canister type cleaners - even those that do make use of cyclonic airflow.

@toddnolastname4485

2 жыл бұрын

Easy. Put the air flow at the top of the bag, so the dirt falls down.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

ORECK! ORECK! ORECK!!! That's a perfectly good name, and they put the air-channel up the handle to the TOP of the bag, so the dirt fell down into it... Next to ZERO loss of suction, and a favorite of contractors and janitorial services because you could use the WHOLE BAG every time... Second Best was the older Hoover Upright... AND again, you CAN rectify it if you don't mind a little DIY... ALL you need is a length of appropriate PVC and a hose-clamp... Take the bag out, and there's about a 4 inch tube on which the bag ordinarily gets "clamped" by a spring band... Leave the band, and add the hose clamp... Shove the PVC into the tube (it's a stiff rubber, but pliable enough to clamp well) and then measure to the upper portion of the bag... Cut the PVC so it fits to about 2 inches below the end of the bag, and then clamp it into the tube in the lower portion of the vacuum... Slip the bag (be careful, as bags are paper and can tear) all the way over the hose clamp, and then return that spring band to keep it in place... Return the paper bag into the cloth one that supports it along the "handle" and zip it shut... you're ready to rock 'n roll... You may still lose a little suction, and with PVC taking up considerable space, it's still just a little wasteful... BUT second only to the Oreck, it can be a VERY effective "fix" to bridge from nothing to the point you find and procure your Oreck... Don't forget to pick up belts for it, because those are the most often worn out parts that need replacement other than bags... It's not particularly complicated or difficult, either... Mostly, the bagless vacuums are a waste to me. The only exception is a shop-vac for wet/dry functions, and even they can become a pain in the ass... BUT a proper dust-collection addition (aftermarket) can make that a problem of the past for you... There's almost no real assurance for the best of shop vac's but anything that can take a Hepa filter is relatively good... ;o)

If Danny can hear village life, then Simon needs to better soundproof his basement...

@andrewsuryali8540

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, most likely it's just fear-induced auditory hallucination.

@nibblitman

2 жыл бұрын

He is letting them hear the outside that they will never see again what a monster

@Ravenforce3

2 жыл бұрын

Danny has some audio files of country life on his Commodore 64. It's what keeps his hope alive.

You should do a video about the vantablack paint (the blackest paint ever made), and the artist Anish Kapoor, who bought exclusive rights to use it. It is a super interesting story, perfect for a blaze.

@aaronbasham6554

2 жыл бұрын

Especially with black 2.0 being factored in

@trevorjoneill707

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he did something on that

@QueerCripple

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Idc how many details I know about something already, Fact Boy tells it best

@murlocholmes4684

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronbasham6554 and 3.0

@William.Kelly7

2 жыл бұрын

Black 3.0 is darker and vantablack isn't actually a paint. It's a material. Also anyone can buy Black 3.0 and one again it is darker

interesting how simon sounds 100% natural when talking about basement mushrooms.

Simon‘a said that he’s made enough videos to forget a topic he’s already covered…. As a subscriber, I just realized the same could be true….

@davidripley2916

2 жыл бұрын

Sad but true shit that happened to me. Years ago, I was able to get the full copy of a memory improvement course by a professor called Bruno Furst. I was happy then one day I borrowed it to an interested friend. I promptly forgot who it was. Spent the rest of my life wondering about the absolute stupidity I shown. . . Defo not as smart as I formerly thought.

@KendlickLama

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidripley2916 happens🤷🏼‍♂️ I think precisely remembering everything in your life could be a burden too

In Vienna, having shared bathrooms (toilets to be precise) for several apartments on the same floor was still common when I was a kid (some 20-30 years ago). They're rare now but I'm sure some still exist.

@stephjovi

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda heard about it and was very happy that I grew up in upper Austria 😂. I think they were some old small sub standard apartments. Really just wanted to say Hi nice to see a fellow Austrian legend 😇

@Liutgard

2 жыл бұрын

When my oldest went off to college, she found a tiny apt in Seattle that was originally a hotel. Small room, had a vanity and small sink, And they'd added a tiny refrigerator and two-burner hotplate. But the toilet and bath/shower was shared, and at the end of the hall. You carried your own TP with you. It wasn't actually so bad- was like living in a dorm.

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

It's not that rare to find in cities old enough to have had outhouses. Almost ended up moving into an apartment that shared toilet with another. That was only back in 09. A friend of mine lives in one that only has a portable shower stall.

In those chambers it is so quiet you can hear the sound of the blood moving through you. You can hear the sounds of your eyelids clicking whenever you blink. All kinds of things in your body that you think are silent are suddenly loud because there are no other sounds. Since they are coming from inside you and the sound is conducted over your body you can't even get away from it. That is what drives people nuts.

@brolohalflemming7042

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I've been inside one and it's a VERY strange sensation. Started with a safety talk about what to expect, then went in, laid on their test rig and things slowly went weird. The operators gradually brought down background noise that's piped in. It didn't seem to take very long to start hearing blood wooshing in my head, breathing noises, stomach gurgles and get rather claustrophobic. The sounds were basically the same as you hear with some doppler ultrasound tests. I was warned not to try standing up, partly because of the balance issues, and partly because falling over and damaging the anechoic tiles would be rather expensive.

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

I think I would feel like my head is about to explode. I'm already secretive enough with the flow of my body, that it can keep me up at night.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

Most people don't know how to handle stillness... Having spent an undue amount of time in caves and mineshafts, I've dealt with considerably more time on considerably less stimulation than most... While not anechoic, exactly, it's an interesting (and eventaully even addictive) sensation to sit so very alone in the pitch-dark, and wait to notice even the very slightest movements of air around you... It's also when you realize just how BAD the tinnitus has gotten over the last year or so... I have no idea how long I'd last exactly in one of those chambers... I'd suppose it would depend on my mental state at the time... BUT occasionally partaking of even a mild to moderate sensory deprivation for a half-hour to an hour or so isn't a terrible practice. It allows you completely unadulterated self reflection and the total engagement of an inward focus. ;o)

Ignore little unpronounceable Dutch Hamlets, Simon needs to know about a lovely little Hamlet in Worcestershire called Bell End. Yes, an actual place called Bell End. I really think that Simon needs to know about there being such a finely named place. I’ve mentioned this in previous comments in order to raise awareness of this important geographical information. Also, Mieles are the finest of all vacuums, however it doesn’t feel right mentioning such trivia alongside something as culturally significant as a place called Bell End!.

I have a suggestion for a future BB episode that SIMON WILL LOVE! "CEOs and heads of state who chose to rely on astrology/voodoo/fortune cookies/etc." (For example, the President of Haiti in 1963 claimed he had caused the assassination of JFK using the power of voodoo! (Allegedly.))

@kingfuzzy2

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh eeeh ting tang Walla Walla bing bang!!!

@thepresence365

2 жыл бұрын

Papa Doc was a terrible dictator. He encouraged people to believe in his voodoo powers to keep them afraid.

@wingerding

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm that's an extremely good idea. Very interesting topic that certainly exists.

Daniel tiger’s neighborhood is top notch. We need an episode on Mr. Rogers

@tammystockley-loughlin7680

2 жыл бұрын

Yes...please...just a decent human being, showing kids how to be a decent human being...i miss the ripples he created. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

Sam totally missed the greatest opportunity to use a scene from The Venture Bros ever; "Don't piss in the sink!" "I believe you mean, don't piss in the sink, AGAIN."

Danny needs to write a script with a lot of Czech names so Simon can pronounce them first time.

@amanonstilts4555

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he needs more welsh town names.

@Joe_Potts

2 жыл бұрын

Still watch Simon fail XD

@easternlights3155

2 жыл бұрын

@@amanonstilts4555 As much as I recpect anyone who can pronounce welsh place names, you likely underestimate the inpronuncibility of czech names. Hehe, Řehoř. Květoň. Vojtěch.

@ryanroberts1104

2 жыл бұрын

@@easternlights3155 I think that's the noise I make when I sneeze. I didn't realize I spoke Czech...

@ladymopar2024

2 жыл бұрын

Chinese Japanese Hungarian the list can go on and on then it would still watching because sometimes he brutalizes some names and places great idea

Thanks for the laugh: “I wouldn’t do a Holocaust”. That really struck my funny bone!

@bjornnold6650

2 жыл бұрын

but only because it sounds really complicated :D

@toddnolastname4485

2 жыл бұрын

But he literally thinks Soros is a patriot. Well, he is, but to the people whose symbol is Odin's lightning bolt.

As a theoretical physics student, if you ever want to do more on things that defy physics, researching maxwells demons is quite interesting :)

As someone who is an OGBB & currently getting a masters in physics I couldn’t click on this fast enough

@williamqian8020

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite Newtonian equation vs favorite quantum mechanics equation?

@Kiefsti

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck in school you big brain, and conquer the world you legend.

@wendywoo7031

2 жыл бұрын

Are you annoyed yet? 😉

@kingfuzzy2

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for following your dreams hope they make you happy

In today's mad world, this channel genuinely makes me laugh. Thank you Danny and Sam. Simon is good too.

@germandragon8136

2 жыл бұрын

its just mindless painless fun :) and island of insanity in a mad world

@clubjed6276

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ladymopar2024

2 жыл бұрын

Nice I Stan a Sam and Danny

@markphelt6395

Жыл бұрын

Ha and you too Simon. Lol

Why are bags in vacuums bad? Do you remember when cell phones each had different charging ports? So you had to find the right one if you wanted to charge your phone? Same thing for bags in vacuums. Every model, every size...had their own NON-interchangeable bag. There were so called "universal" bags, but they never really worked very well. So, yeah, now you can order a bunch of bags online if you need more. But, back in the day, if you want to go buy them in the store, you need to buy the new model of vacuum. Because the store isn't going to stock the bags for 5 year old models. The past was the worse!!

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

Apple still doesn't use universal chargers. Everything else on earth takes type C but them.

@DonniSkattered

2 жыл бұрын

I have *wicked* allergies and bag vacuums are the only way for me to go - until I get a kids' KZread channel of course.

@rhyslogan6490

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but now in these days of Amazon delivery you can find aftermarket everything for literally everything

@nobody8328

2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person left on earth that remembers the cloth vacuum bags that couldn't be changed? My mom had an upright steel Kirby that weighed more than I did that had a cloth bag. You had to take the whole front part of the vacuum off, then unhook the bag in 4 or 5 different places, take it outside, turn it inside out into the trash, then beat the ever-lovin' hell out of it to get as much dust out as you could. It had to be washed pretty regularly too, or the dust would cake up in the fabric, and smell like a wet fart every time the vacuum was turned on. And of course, the bag contraption couldn't be put in old school washing machines. I had to lay it on the driveway and use a hose and scrub brush on it. For years, I was convinced that my parents had a kid soley to clean the vacuum bag. However, that vacuum also came with a carpet shampooer attachment, and worked well for 50+ years. She had that damned vacuum until about 10 years ago, when we introduced her to the moder miracle called a canister vac. Tl,dr- replaceable paper vacuum bags are the best thing since splinter-free toilet paper!

@butterdubs2267

2 жыл бұрын

@Golan Heights iPads have type C ports

Another amazing edit Sam! 👍🏽 give his chains more slack in the blazement.

@GuntherRommel

2 жыл бұрын

Anything more than zero would, in fact, be an improvement.

Starlight: cornstarch, baking soda and water, mix it to paste. The cornstarch will char creating a protective coating of loose carbon that insulates heat well and requires +3000C to combust. Baking soda is there as a flame retardant, and probably as an alkaline. It is ablative protection, it does burn away but slowly.

Sam is amazing for using those wkuk clips. That bit was perfect for this video.

The vacuum skit from wkuk is one of my all time favorites! It's just so damn funny, rip Trevor Moore :'(

@renauddupras1586

2 жыл бұрын

My hero! I've bein trying to find what it was from!

I'm pretty sure starlight is just a concoction with like baking soda and flour, and heat breaks down the baking soda creating gas bubbles which then create an extremely insulative ablative layer on the outside.

@billlansdell7225

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. That's why he sat on it. He couldn't figure out a way to make money from it, seeing it's something anyone can make in their kitchen in about 10 minutes.

What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The Hoover has the dirt bag on the inside.🤣🤣🤣🤣

You should do a brain blaze Halloween episode where you tell "true" ghost stories and just rip them apart

Petition to change the channel name to "Business Brain".

I'd like to see a BB about conspiracy theories that could actually have some legs. (I don't mean on the sense of, "Well, sure, anything is possible" but regarding claims that seem outlandish on the face, but actually start to seem somewhat more plausible as you start picking them apart.)

Re: the 'wonder material' from the 1990 episode of Tomorrow's World- I remember that. My dad's a physicist and he said at the time that they already had substances capable of the sort of effects the guy demonstrated, and he couldn't understand why there was so much hype around it. He said that it was most likely a synthetic polymer with high thermal conductivity. Counterintuitively, a coating of material with a very high thermal conductivity can protect layers underneath, because the heat is very quickly transferred throughout the conductive layer, and the object underneath is heated slowly, but evenly, rather than being burned. Similar substances are already in military and civilian use. The man on Tomorrow's World probably hadn't invented a 'wonder material'- he was most likely showcasing a material already known to science in a way that used hype and misdirection to make it appear more miraculous than it actually was. He was basically doing a magic trick, and his reluctance to sell was probably due to the fact he knew he couldn't patent it. Full credit to him for having some fun with physics, and fooling a bunch of people who should have known better, though.

@moonlightalkemist

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6WGlsGOn6Wvqrw.html

@moonlightalkemist

2 жыл бұрын

I love your comment. It seems others feel the same and one did a video testing a mix. Pretty simple, 9:1 cornstarch:baking soda dry mix, add Elmer's glue until consistency of modeling clay. Thank you for your comment.

@garethbaus5471

2 жыл бұрын

Several people have demonstrated baking soda based mixes that have similar properties.

6:35 - Chapter 1 - The wrong garden 9:45 - Mid roll ads 17:45 - Chapter 2 - Hello darkness 23:25 - Chapter 3 - The eternal spinning top 28:20 - Chapter 4 - Star light

7:20 ish. Actually, that would be a good idea for a Busin- BRAIN Blaze: top 10 weirdly expensive items (and maybe why they're so expensive). You could even get more money by having an affiliate link to everything.

Someone gotta go back through all of BB’s and write up Danny’s life story

I love the impromptu nature of this. Like I also really like how professional and cohesive all your other videos/channels are too I just think this was the bees knees lmao it’s cool to see your actual personality coming through.

Tonight, I stumbled upon this channel; familiar with Simon's catalogue of content, I relished in this one. Comedic timing, self-deprecation, memes - top marks for meme a propos"ness" and generous allotment, tightest editing...this video has it all.

You can make "Starlite" out of baking powder, baking soda, and PVA glue. There are several YT videos that will show you how. The reason the inventor never revealed his recipe is that the coating was heat and fire resistant, but it was delicate and would not hold up to much handling or the passage of time. It is useful for DIY projects such as making a small furnace for melting metal.

@BainesMkII

2 жыл бұрын

Thermashield have denied most, if not all, of those claims. Thermashield claims that Starlite is much more complex than the formula NightHawkInLight popularized, that at least some of the ingredients are regulated, that altering the ingredients causes Starlite to fail, and that none of the heat resistant paints currently available that they've tested were anywhere near as effective as Starlite. As for not handling the passage of time, Thermashield claim to have tested a 20 year old sample, and found it was just as effective today as it was 20 years ago.

@davidallen111

2 жыл бұрын

@@BainesMkII Starlite, as made in the videos on YT, can do everything that the inventor demonstrated on TV decades ago. If you are careful with it, Starlite can last decades. It is not the heat resistance that fails with use, it is it's structural integrity, which makes it impractical for most industrial uses. They have yet to demonstrate that Thermashield starlite has any better structural integrity than homemade Starlite. Thermashield has yet market a product based on Starlite. Experts believe that Thermashield might be able make Starlite marketable by substituting modern composites into the original recipe, which was claimed to edible by the inventors daughter.

The laws of physics genuinely do not care.

@RHCole

2 жыл бұрын

The laws of physics change and were made up by man. The UNIVERSE doesn't care. PHYSICS cares so.much that it adapts to fit new findings.

Last hostel I existed in was a sink in corner of the room was my permanently used pisser.

For the hundreds of videos Simon has, nothing will ever top that sarcastic "music" he utters regarding Yoko Ono's yodelling.

All hail Simon and his love for the far more practical and lung-saving bagged vacuum cleaners!!! I knew he was a sensible guy at heart!!! :P

Simon you should do a biographics on the most obscure person with a reasonable amount of information on their life you can.

We need a Blaze with just a combination of all Simon's tangents edited together with a note on the bottom of each one listing what he was supposed to talk about instead.

Much love your videos on brain Blaze make any day into a good one thank you much love

I bought a Dyson rechargeable vac - has the same suction as a full size, so I use it for the whole house. It was expensive, but I’ve had it 10 years. Still works great, though I did need to replace the battery once. Before that, we were going through a cheap vacuum every year or so. The Dyson has been the cheapest per year than any other vac I’ve owned in the last 25 years.

@williambrandondavis6897

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing how spending $500+ on a vacuum will have you taking care of it.

@jasonarthurs3885

2 жыл бұрын

TLDR: I'm rough AF on vacuum cleaners.

@thomasbaker6563

Жыл бұрын

Actually vaxes and Mille's beat the hell out of dison vacuum cleaners. More suction and work with a wider range of particulate size.

If you’re ever too lazy to come up with new video ideas again you should just get Danny to scroll through TIFO or TTz and pick whatever topic interests him

@Kiefsti

2 жыл бұрын

"How few people actually read the waxing kit instructions" That brings at least 3 good TIFU's to mind

I love the Chelsea Flower Shower, the segments on Gardener's World are a great window into the event.

In our rooms we had sinks in the room no bathroom, but the water from the tap wasn't drinking water, so you couldn't brush your teeth with it or drink it so it's obviously for pissing in, which of course we all did

One of the major things designed only to annoy laws of physics is the idiotic globe earth model.. ...nah I'm just kidding.

One day we'll get a Blaze video with no tangents at all. That'll be the day we know Simon has been replaced with an alien :-P

The formula for Starlite has pretty much been figured out by every scientific youtube content creator and demonstrated already, if it's that big a secret or was as useful as everyone thinks it would be everywhere by now.

Don't have a Dyson (I like my money in my pocket) but I do like a bagless vac. I use a grocery bag to dump it so there isn't a lot of dust blowing. I've had ones with bags and learned Murphys laws of vac bags. When you are expecting important guests and must vac, your bag is full and you don't have another. That coincides with the 2nd, whomever put in the last empty bag doesn't buy or tell someone to buy more.

@theairstig9164

2 жыл бұрын

I was given a busted one and fixed it for the cost of the replacement parts which was FA. You’d probably be able to buy a cheap brand new Dyson for the cost of the parts then assemble it yourself

I fully concur Daniel Tiger embodies positivity!

Of all the big vacuum cleaner manufacturers, the ones that use bags are generally quite sh*t. There’s the clear difference in suction but that aside here’s the over-arching issue; they are cheap as you say and they are also built with that in mind. Cheap, poorly constructed and thoughtlessly designed sums up most of them. Cliché as it may be, you get what you pay for in this situation.

@hawk6111

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a shill for dyson. Because your missing the point. We know that the cheap vaccumes are cheap. The problem is that despite the over inflated price a dyson is also a peice of shit so why pay for overpriced junk when i can get a cheap one and get the same results. Also if you want suction then buy a shopvac

@williambrandondavis6897

2 жыл бұрын

Professional maids still use vacuums with bags. Gotta be a reason.

@ClassicRiki

Жыл бұрын

@@williambrandondavis6897 yeah, rich people with maids don’t give a shit about the user experience of their staff

Am I the only one who wants to see how long Simon would actually last in that silent room if he knew leaving would result in him having to listen to a full Yoko album?

Simon on Business Blaze: Complains about Greeks and Romans. Simon on other channels: Does more videos about Greeks and Romans.

@bamacopeland4372

2 жыл бұрын

Capitalism.

@Lunch2391

2 жыл бұрын

cause Simon loves moneeeyy these videos get really popular and he makes lots of € with them

I'm so confused......the intro logo says Business Blaze but Simon ACTUALLY called it Brain Blaze.......am I having a seizure, is that burnt hair I smell??

@garethbaus5471

2 жыл бұрын

It is a hard transition.

Simon and his "weird flexes"...love'em.😆

Sam, thank you, for that amazing WKUK clip for the vacuums.

It’s funny, I had the exact opposite experience with vacuum cleaners. We always had vacuums with bags and I always felt like they were a pain in the ass, and dust always blew in my face when I changed them. I have a wireless Dyson now and it’s life changing. I vacuum about 20 times more often now than I did with the vacuum we had before the dyson. So, it’s ridiculously expensive, but I actually use it.

I clicked because I'm a scientist and I want to be annoyed!

First year of uni, had sinks but no toilets and everyone agreed that you were strange if you DIDNT piss in the sink

I’ve been in a number of test chambers for EMI, and I was instantly disoriented in ways hard to explain. I’m sure it wasn’t perfect because there was always equipment in there with me. You should try it.

Simon is a massive big-brain. It's big because it's got to contain all of the ADHD.

#CancelSimon

Visited the Escher in Het Paleis Museum in The Hague while on a European holiday in 2013. Amazing place, but when I came back outside...it was the previous Wednesday. And my Dyson is almost 20 years old and still roaring along in all its bagless glory.

I'd love a video about how you got started your KZread career. All the channels, etc you've started, & what all you've done since you started.

Sam, you used a clip from Invader Zim!! You're my new favorite.

I have been having a hard time in school with the "covid learning plan" for the past month and the last week has been especially stressful but I can always count on your video's to make me laugh on the way home from school. Keep up the great work. ps. all your other channels but Brain Blaze is the best by a mile!

Some old apartments never got a bathroom, from back when it was outhouses. Some of those still have toilets in the hallways, shared between two apartments, or in the basement, for the entire building. If you are lucky you get a portable shower stall in your kitchen, otherwise in your bedroom.

This is my first Brain Blaze vid. At 11 mins in I forgot what I was watching and checked - Things that Annoy the Laws of Physics. But all I've learned is that Simon pissed in a sink for a year, hates Dyson vacuums, doesn't understand why a kitchen chair might cost upwards of $1000, and f--k moleskin notebooks. Of course I subscribed.

@jasonarthurs3885

2 жыл бұрын

Your attestation needs to be added the book jacket cover.

Most people seem to get freaked out by those rooms because of how the quiet makes them aware of all the noises from their own bodies. I'd probably fall over in a shivering pile because of how much I use sound to navigate, a total lack of echoes would probably feel like being stuck floating in an endless void.

"6 impossible things before breakfast" also sounds like something from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (the book/radio-series/TV-show/movie written by Douglas Adams ... or maybe Adam Douglas)

This has got to be the funniest one yet...Simon getting confused and side-tracked during the sponsor segment! 😆

3:38 thanks for clarifying

Now Classic Simon-isms that prove every BLAZING video is an adventure "What am I talking about?" "What am I doing?" "How did we get here?" I often don't know either Simon but I'm never disappointed by the journey 😂

I am pretty sure that every sponsor you have is cracking up as they review your ad reads 🤣🥰

You know what, thank you, you taught me something fact boy 😁. Bold honesty apparently completely excuses creative bankruptcy! Bravo 👏!

I'm all for the blaze treatment of videos from your other channels. We have been demanding it for months

I love how open Simon is about his cheap tactics to get needy viewers to watch his brainy videos. Stealing from himself. I genuinely love it. I love you. Simon I love you. I fucking love you. Literally.

The experience of being in an acoustically dead room is really very cool. I'd love to have one in my house just to sit and read in. Edit if you back a project on Kickstarter you should consider that money gone whether you receive a product or not. It's an investment in the potential of an idea, not a fucking store. I'm so sick of people demanding refunds because a far fetched idea they backed failed. I get it if the thing is an outright scam, although I'd also argue *caviat emptor* when you're "investing" in a startup business or product. But seriously, it's not a shop and you shouldn't be backing projects EXPECTING a finished product. You should be backing projects because you think they're worthy or interesting, and if you get a product at the end of it all, it's a bonus.

I've owned $600 Dysons and and $80 baggy vacuums over the years. Lifetime costs are comparable when you're paying around a hundred bucks a year for the bags

@garethbaus5471

2 жыл бұрын

And you can also find decent bagless vacuums for less than $200 that have lower lifetime costs than either of those options.

I like how at one point there's a "fuck" bleeped out and then Simon says "fuck" in the next sentence not bleeped out. Legendary

I fkn love this channel its good to see you let loose.

Long ago I worked at a hearing research lab, Working til 2AM one night, I noticed it was snowing heavily. At 2AM my car would not move out of its parking space. So I went back inside. The most comfortable chair inside was in the smaller anechoic chamber. After about 10 minutes it felt like there was some pressure on the ears, a bit uncomfortable. ten minutes later I could hear my blood pumping. But I managed to fall asleep til 8AM. Did not go crazy or mental.

I was excited to hear a bit of that WKUK skit when vacuum cleaners came up

I agree with Simon on the vacuum bags. Bagless are super awful for those of us with allergies, which they try to advertise that they are better for people with allergies!

Danny's life magically manifests itself based on whatever he is writing about. You know he never leaves the basement. lol

Dude...the visual I got of you shitting in the sink made me bust out laughing!

The current fire retardant coatings are decent. I dipped a cloth in this liquid, and when it dried, I used a propane torch to burn a hole in it. This took about 30 seconds and the flames did not spread. If you painted it on thick enough it might be possible to replicate the egg trick. You can order the FR chemicals from Amazon for about $80 US for a 5 gallon bucket. You can also mix it into paint if you don't want the walls of your house to catch fire.

People have figured out what Starlight is made of. It was a mix of starch, baking soda and water. It takes a remarkable amount of heat to break down baking soda into CO2 and Qucklime. The starch melts and gets turned into an insulating foam as it traps the CO2. The foam then uses up more energy as the starch breaks down into refractory carbon foam and slowly burns away. Someone has improved the formula considerably by replacing the water with Elmer's glue, as the dried glue not only holds it together well, it also takes heat energy to break it down, too. The one reason it is not in common use is that it attracts moisture in humid conditions or gets wet in the rain and falls apart.

@garethbaus5471

2 жыл бұрын

So next we need to make one using titebond 3 since it is a PVA based glue like Elmer's, and is waterproof the result might actually be a useable material.

@rodsprague369

2 жыл бұрын

you probably need to make sure the granules are not in contact with each other and the surface. If they are, that could let moisture wick its way in. Baking soda is hygroscopic and starch is water permeable.

Chef's kiss for the WKUK vacuum cleaner sketch. Only halfway through; I DEARLY hope Sam included "Oh HELL no" at some point.

Simon: "If I hear about one more Roman I'm gonna burn this place to the ground!" also Simon: "Watch the new MagellanTV documentary about Rome!"

Love the A.H.S. show clip.. by far one of the best shows on t.v. for a long time..

Having worked in a vacuum repair shop, I can admit that Dyson vacuums are one of the best bagless vacuum cleaners available. Now, having gotten that out of the way.... Bagless vacuums are horrible dirty little pieces of garbage that even cheap bagless vacuums can outperform on a regular basis. Yes, you have to buy bags, but the bags cost WAY LESS than any bagless filters that should be replaces on a REGULAR BASIS lest the vacuum get EVEN MORE disgusting than it already is. This is accounting for any filter replacements you need for your bagged vacuum. Dyson vacuums are also really annoying to repair, and don't you DARE believe that when they say "lifetime warranty belt" they are talking about the lifetime of the owner. It's the lifetime of the VACUUM, and on one of the two clutch systems that Dyson uses, you cannot replace the belt without BREAKING the clutch and needing to replace that as well. It even says so in the repair manuals... I hated it whenever someone brought in a Dyson and I had to clean them... They are impossible to get totally clean because of all the nooks and crannies that you can't get any tools into to clean... Okay, I'm done ranting now.

@williambrandondavis6897

2 жыл бұрын

And that is why professional cleaners use bags.