“You’re so beautiful, like a tree.. or a high class prostitute.” Romance isn’t dead!

@theothertonydutch

Ай бұрын

Especially how he says "tree".

"I dim the lights down to very low," and it's a fucking switch. Love it.

@brendanswords4659

7 жыл бұрын

Krow same😂

@Jesuslovesyou0316

6 күн бұрын

God loves you so! John 3:16✝️

"You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress" made my day

@MJW238

8 жыл бұрын

Or a high class prostitutuuuute!

@yourgoodfellowquentin4418

7 жыл бұрын

+MJW238 Like a tree~.

@tago8039

7 жыл бұрын

Deloosion or a part time model...

@kerenwigelman7131

7 жыл бұрын

SHUT THE F* ABOUT MOON MEN, MORTY!

@craigevans4694

7 жыл бұрын

Nah,like an air hostess form the 60's.

"When you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three..."

@burger_kinghorn

7 жыл бұрын

Depending on the street.

@DIABLO258

4 жыл бұрын

"Good lookin' girls on the street"

@maxpower10k

3 жыл бұрын

...of good looking girls in the street.

"Depending on the street" Always cracks me up😂

@SethonanGaming

Жыл бұрын

but she'd still be definetely in the top three.

@myorangebirthdaycake

6 ай бұрын

​@@SethonanGaming(depending on the street)

‘You could be a part-time-model…but you’ll probably still have to keep your normal job- part time model!’ Fav line of their songs lol

@one.2622

Жыл бұрын

That was hilarious!!

@christiandelatorre9568

Жыл бұрын

I love that part 😂😂😂😂

@killermacmc

Жыл бұрын

This whole time I thought he was saying porn-type model.

@fraggsta

Жыл бұрын

@@killermacmc I thought he was saying porn-time model. I choose to believe those are the true lyrics..

@theocjr.43

17 күн бұрын

Basically an onlyfans model, the boys were just ahead of their time

"I dim the lights down very low" *switches the lights off completely*

@patrickragland1032

7 жыл бұрын

WarBoy 😂😂😂😂😂

@tinntinnamp

6 жыл бұрын

WarBoy sssssshhhhhhh

The fact that this show didn't have more seasons or their full length film is criminal. Such a great comedic series with minimal characters.

@joeratchford8782

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I understand Bret and Jermaine were burned out after acting in, writing and doing the music for two seasons of TV and didn't want it to get stale, but I'd love a revival season or a movie!

@dharkann

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeratchford8782 i'd love that so much.

@patricksullivan7854

2 жыл бұрын

It would not work now. Their robust naivety was crucial.

@CDSpiral

2 жыл бұрын

Better to burn out than to fade away

@neonice

2 жыл бұрын

Gives me GMM vibes

“My place is usually tidier than this” in the singing voice is my favorite part of the whole song 🤣

@AdamJohnson-di7co

Жыл бұрын

Mine too !

@contactgeneralemailforpubl3478

Ай бұрын

100

Like a tree. I died.

@zacharykelso6681

8 жыл бұрын

+ComfortBlades both things every girl wants to be called

@adamcreath7583

7 жыл бұрын

Probably the best part of the song

@jkta97

2 ай бұрын

Jemaine has the best "I don't know how to finish this thought I started" expressions lol

This song proves that any compliment can be 100% sincere as long as it’s qualified with a proper disclaimer.

@roehrc

Жыл бұрын

And how she’s really into his compliments even with all the qualifiers

@nailbanger2

4 ай бұрын

Top three on the street. Depending...

I love Flight of the Conchords so much it hurts

@gabe3623

7 жыл бұрын

You would probably like NSP as well. Those guys are great too.

@olgaadamkiewicz1315

7 жыл бұрын

Pulp fiction

Non-ironically, this song sounds like a compilation of all the compliments I have heard in my life

@AjayJetty

3 жыл бұрын

yea you must be an idiot

@yanchess1787

3 жыл бұрын

@@AjayJetty no I'm just beautiful like a tree

@AjayJetty

3 жыл бұрын

@@yanchess1787 I am definitely sure you didn't hear all these compliments. The pure gynocentricity of your comment makes me wanna puke.

@yanchess1787

3 жыл бұрын

@@AjayJetty what's wrong with gynocentricity. Seriously, it's pretty weird to call somebody an idiot in reply to exaggeration joke about unusual compliments.

@SussurroTV

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHA this was hilarious

"And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet you are definitely in the top three" ROFLMAO!

@riichikosher3209

10 жыл бұрын

... "depending on the street"

@NeoStoicism

3 жыл бұрын

good-lookin' girls on the street..

I think every girl in the room deserves to be sung to like this just once in her life.

@bobdavis4848

9 ай бұрын

I like how your comment was leaning toward feminist. But he compared her to a prostitute; some girls wouldn't like that.

@rebeccacollier6858

9 ай бұрын

@@bobdavis4848 yes they definitely were being very checky my friend, just my sad sense of humor he would win me over just by his dance moves specially if he was wearing his business socks

@bobdavis4848

9 ай бұрын

@@rebeccacollier6858 Thanks for your kind reply. Well, as I am a feminist in general, I add that I hope you will not cut yourself down as being sad simply due to the sense of humor you happen to have. :-) There is nothing wrong with liking whatever type of dance moves or socks. Have a nice day.

@rebeccacollier6858

9 ай бұрын

@@bobdavis4848 these Crazy funny fellas have helped me to laugh at my self . Bless You have a beautiful day Yourself.

@srta.cigarrillo4163

3 ай бұрын

​@@bobdavis4848prostitutes are feminists.

I still have fond memories of showing my friends this episode, and the explosion of laughter one friend had when he heard "like a..tree."

@emily-tg8wk

Жыл бұрын

this is cool to read bc my favorite memory i think about every time i hear this song is my roommate & i literally crying w laughter in the garage at like 1 in the morning when that same part came up

@David.S.

5 ай бұрын

I remember my ex asking me If I had watched this show, and we proceeded to watch this episode on her tiny tv in her dingy downtown apartment. She was a great gal, miss her..

"I dim the lights down to very low"... *Off*

@InsaneClown2

6 жыл бұрын

Here we go...

@congydave

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGGau8Gom5vAn5c.html There's a brilliant light dimming part in this, enjoy!

@congydave

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry it's this clip 😬.... kzread.info/dash/bejne/hImuvKZyfqSfYKw.html

@walterzamalis4846

5 жыл бұрын

David Hudson I’m from New Zealand all the dimmers I’ve ever seen were broken. We’re used to it, man.

@scylla_yt7805

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

You gotta wonder how differently things might have turned out if Jermaine had paid for the whole taxi.

@djduka333

9 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't matter. If walking on the outside of her couldn't seal the deal, nothing could.

@Khaldun1

9 жыл бұрын

djduka333 I don't think there is any other response that could have been written that would be better than this response.

@help_me_rhonda

9 жыл бұрын

Khaldun1 Although paying for the whole taxi might only have cost an extra $3 and could have clinched the deal. You would be left wondering for the rest of your life ...

@pokertodeath

9 жыл бұрын

dankoch2010 Or if his friend wasnt there turning the light on in the middle of a makeout session.

@erikomalley818

9 жыл бұрын

pokertodeath yeah... but i think it was mostly that Bret and her used to go out.

You're so beautiful like a tree

@Ashcatash

6 жыл бұрын

Stoneman180190 or a nice ceramics or something

@jenniferross9408

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, but wut kind of a tree?.... That could actually change everything.... Like, ur so beautiful, like a tree, ya.... a Charlie Browns Christmas Tree

@namakudamono

5 жыл бұрын

@Tom3ch405 Me too! I literally just watched this again for the first time in years, and realised that I had been singing the lyrics incorrectly all this time!

@TheRealTacoJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Orahighclassprostitute

@AnnaLVajda

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha.

"You're so beautiful." "Like a .. *TREE* " Fuckin' still gets me.

I had this song playing as I walked down the aisle to get married - 10 years ago! Still love it!

@QuantumKatmusic

Жыл бұрын

And when you're walking down the aisle, depending on the aisle , youre definitely, in the top 3.. (Depending on the aisle)

@weirdLEXbutok

Жыл бұрын

legend

@dancefathers

Жыл бұрын

subtle flex, go off

@jpmarie9

Жыл бұрын

🤣👏👏

@HEllis-qu5nn

Жыл бұрын

Omg your wife must have been DESPERATE to ger married. TACKY. There is a time and a place "bro"

"oooo you're a legend Dave "

It's 1202, just me and you ... and 7 other dudes around you on the dance floor

My guy totally nailed it when he sent me a message saying "You're so beautiful" and then followed it up immediately with "You could be a part-time model..." Became my boyfriend a few days later.

@Barrenthevampire

5 жыл бұрын

You probably had to keep your normal job

@MyloXyloto94

5 жыл бұрын

I hope you guys are still going strong😂

@jenniferross9408

5 жыл бұрын

Zoe G. Lewis haha, awww.... good thing he used the model line.... Wut if he woulda said ur so beautiful, likea tree, or a high class prostitute.... screw days, then it’d hafta be at least a coupla weeks 😆 ❤️❤️

@doctordistracto8390

5 жыл бұрын

Damn I do that all the time and all it ever gets me is ghosted.

@SuperBonobob

5 жыл бұрын

Did he walk on the outside of you?

Depending on the street.

@roguedrones

7 жыл бұрын

......definitely in the top 3!

@ConnorMcCartney95

6 жыл бұрын

Ohhh you're a legend Dave

@dbodooley

6 жыл бұрын

Are you still boxing Andy Lee?

@hp9351

5 жыл бұрын

Andy Lee I scrolled through this at the perfect time

"You're something beautiful... you could be an air hostess... in the 60's"... hahahaha... frickin genius!

Jemaine saying "you could be a waitress" as he does that little shoo motion to the guy passing by. That's my favorite 2 seconds in the history of media.

It's such a prince homage in so many ways. Love this song

@damonedwards1544

2 жыл бұрын

You're right. I didn't notice it until I read your comment.

@emily-tg8wk

Жыл бұрын

omg

@melissasaint3283

Жыл бұрын

Including the way his songs almost always undercut the confidence of the love interest. Ironically one of the only exceptions is his "Most Beautiful Girl in the World"... I love me some Prince, but there's some undeniable yucky toxicity in the mix. Musical genius and impeccable performer and national treasure, but I imagine he was a crazy making nightmare to date in real life.

@Alex-mj5dv

Жыл бұрын

Prince with a bit of ‘Debra’ by Beck - also a massive Prince homage !

@willowfarmer6550

Жыл бұрын

​@@Alex-mj5dv came here to also mention Debra by Beck! The "you could be a waitress" is an unmistakable reference

‘But you’ll probably still have to keep your normal job’ gets me crackin up anytime

"I hate it when you sing this song to me." - My female friend

@SuperMaxryder

10 жыл бұрын

But your'e a legend!

@farangthony

10 жыл бұрын

Zoned.

@atavax6094

4 жыл бұрын

thats rough bro

@All-And-All

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll be praying for you bro

@anodizedpanel9245

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, but who zoned whom?

Jeff Goldblum sings so well! lol

@richardmoody2

8 жыл бұрын

+WarBoy Hahahrawrrahaha Goldblum laugh.

@mynque

8 жыл бұрын

Well, his name is Benicio del Toro

@subtractionalpylons18

7 жыл бұрын

So glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

@Blacktop_Rabinowitz

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Mick Jagger!

@milkismurder

22 күн бұрын

It’s pronounced Javier Bardem

Realistic beauty standards and a man who knows what league he’s in you gotta respect it.

Whoever reads this, you are awesome. Go out and smash life.

the fact that he does like 1/3 of the song with a full mouth never gets old

"My place is usually tidier than this!"

🔹️ 1:40 " You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60s" ❕🤣 Jemaine, you're an Absolute Bloody Legend 👀👍❕

So many subtle funny lines from this show, like "so...on or off with the light then?" and then a bit later "what happened there did I do something wrong?" - "I dunno, couldn't really see."

conditional compliments are my favourite

What an honest romantic. It's actually quite charming.

"He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds, but I'm gonna do it anyway!!!"

"When you're on the street - depending on the street - you are in the top three." GREAT LINE!

I knew I fell for my boyfriend when he started playing this on the guitar and singing it. This song just does that

@daughterofolaf

6 жыл бұрын

kalichronic Great Story! :D

@marzzglxy3649

6 жыл бұрын

kalichronic lame af. I would've broke up with him

@shenruivah

6 жыл бұрын

Marzz Glxy you're the Lame one sister.

@mimo_7174

5 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what you mean

@jessarose2288

4 жыл бұрын

I would have too

That's Rachel Blanchard. Voted in at #37 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, UK edition. High probability to be the most beautiful girl in ANY room!

I always lose it at the end. "My place is usually a little tidier than this!" 😂😂

I love this so much still to this day!!!

@Godzillaforlyfe2

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh it’s 2020 now still love it?

@joy-kz7vf

3 жыл бұрын

boomer moment

@edsepe2258

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@ShellBAtoms

14 сағат бұрын

2024 still worth it!

This song is LIFE hahaha 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Can we just applaud the guy dancing while cradling his beer! The details though!

I had to show my boyfriend who played the “shiny” song guy from Moana. Now I need to buy the boxset and re-binge this glorious series.

@stephenfrank2397

3 жыл бұрын

Theres an interview where he has to explain why moana fans hate him. Its great

@stephenfrank2397

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqGN05akj9DAprg.html

@asee7117

3 жыл бұрын

All the streaming channels and no company has paid to restart this series is a shame!

@rebeccadalton8910

3 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding?! I literally just did the same thing while watching moana!! 🤣🤣 flight of the concords is legend haha

@ellisgarner6496

3 жыл бұрын

The Shiny song is absolutely brilliant. The harmonies exquisite

I love the Flight of the Conchords. Their brutal honesty is fantastic.

You're so beautiful; "like a tree" *Tolkien has entered the chat*

Oooh you're a legend Davve.

I love how Jermaine keeps qualifying how beautiful she is.

"Sooo, on or off with the light then?" If you've ever lived in a share house, then you know this pain...

"I paid for half the taxi, should I have paid for the whole taxi? Bret, Bret...Bret" "Did you walk on the outside of her?" "Hmm" "Then...Sigh Then I don't know then. Im going to sleep" guys...everytime LOL

How am I just now seeing this? Fuck ya Dave you are a legend.

Jemaine has such a beautiful voice. I laughed at this so much, but was so impressed with J's voice. Still am :)

@teddynitro2733

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he is a professional singer after all.

Had this played at my wedding and I loved it😂😂

Cute that guys bring their wifes. Bret stand and talk with his wife, jemain' wife you can see in 1:38

miss this show

"part of your time modelling and part of your time with me... and the rest of the time doing your normal job"

I envy people hearing it for the first time ❤️

@nolesy34

Жыл бұрын

That first time i heard hip hop hippopotamus 👌

@derivative6363

Жыл бұрын

my lyrics are bottomless..

I was a shy little crab once...

@DeadmanInc336

7 жыл бұрын

Katrina Aguila now I know I can be as outgoing as a clam.

@erinh110

6 жыл бұрын

Because I'm "so beautiful" baby...

@jenniferross9408

5 жыл бұрын

Like a, tree... 🤨

that bridge ! 🤩

The melody is actually fucking amazing haha.

@sirtimidly

8 жыл бұрын

+cometome255 Yeah, its the song that made me start learning guitar because I always wanted to play it. So much fun to play

@saintofconsequence

8 жыл бұрын

The vocal harmonies and bassline are awesome too.

This song seriously slaps, I sing it to myself all the time.

You're easily in the top 5 beautiful girls in the comments section. But if I don't scroll too far, you are definitely in the top 3. ooh OOH ooh ooooh

If she doesnt bite at "I'LL BUY YOU A KEBAB" then it wasnt meant to be

Man the key change around 2:00 is pure destruction in a good way!!! Wow!!!

2:10 "7 other dudes around you on the dance floor" only 6 dudes in video the viewer is the 7th.

@asfallion

9 жыл бұрын

Camera man? :D

@walshwil

9 жыл бұрын

I think it's "Can't stand other dudes aroud you..."

@aisthpaoitht

9 жыл бұрын

walshwil No it's not

@mramerecka

9 жыл бұрын

ＴＨＥＧＲＩＭＡＣＥ I think Eugene Mirman's in there, too.

"You're so beautiful, like a tree."

“You’re a LEGEND Dave!”

" You're so beautiful, like a tree ". Lyrics don't get any better than that.

That girl is actually very beautiful.

@allstarwatt7246

Жыл бұрын

indeed she is

I had this as my first dance on Saturday...folks were very confused.

I had heard of the Conchords and all the accolades. The recommendations are worth it. I just need the means to get the series. I won’t be poor forever.

“Did you walk on the outside of her?” I haven’t heard of that concept for decades!! Soooo sweet 😍

Considering she is his wife on Business Time, he did ok this evening.

Being damned with faint praise has never sounded so smooth and sexy.

This will never get old.

Awwww man. This brings back so many memories. Lol

“Depending on the street.” FOTC, you guys are brilliant. 😂✌️😎

This is my test song for a girl. If I sing this for her and she doesn't laugh then I'm clearly wasting my time.

@Laurannah101

9 жыл бұрын

or you can come up with your own song...

@iviaverick52

9 жыл бұрын

Case and point

@jahovajackson

9 жыл бұрын

i tip my fedora in your honor kind gentlesir.

@jhuffman241

9 жыл бұрын

Cameron Fischer it's "case in point" you virgin zilch.

@iviaverick52

9 жыл бұрын

jhuffman241 tomato potato

“My place is usually tidier than this” Gets me every time 😂

Damn, I just ran across these guys, a day late and a dollar short as usual. Though both are amazing, Jemaine is simply a chameleon. I hear Prince and Mick Jagger combined here. What a talent.

This show was pure gold.

if a dude sent me this i would instantly be in love.

They’re songs are legitimately amazing and beautiful

@theboys9533

2 жыл бұрын

Sugar lumps be like

@Disastterrpiecee

2 жыл бұрын

@@theboys9533 Adventure time?

You're a legend, Dave

i got my aunt to play this at her wedding. 10/10 best song

Here in 2021 and still as funny as when I seen it years ago. Lmao. I miss the days

Hey look! It's Nancy! She still married to Jez?

@terristrange

7 жыл бұрын

I think Jez divorced her after she was snogging Super Hans at Mark's wedding.

@TheMintedAero1993

5 жыл бұрын

@@terristrange I don't think Jez has the funds, inclination or knack for paperwork

This, and all other FOTC songs, and the show itself, will always be hilarious and remains a classic to this day, showing my gf them for the first time, so amazing, i hadnt seen these in awhile, i forgot how great they are, i mean they've always had my heart but it's their unique style, needs to be revisited now and then cause there's nothing like them lol

I'll never forget when my gf at the time in 2007 said "You need to watch this, it's right up your alley." She was right. This song had me hooked right away.

@ofanichan

Жыл бұрын

She probably showed you this since you were the most beautiful guy in the room 😌

And then I seal the deal I do my moves I do my dance moves Both of my dance moves Ohh-ohh-ohh, ohh-ohh-ohh!

@angelbunny101

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Henderson by far my favorite part!

"That's just Bret, turn the light off Bret!"

The music when he starts dancing is BEAUTIFUL

I'm so serenading some chick with this song

@msexlexi1606

7 жыл бұрын

I would fall for that!

@connosaurus

6 жыл бұрын

It's a high risk move, it worked for me though.

@bobfrost4134

6 жыл бұрын

But you have to keep your real job

@tawnyew

5 жыл бұрын

Do itttt

@PJPJPJ1215

5 жыл бұрын

I've done it :D i rewrote it so it applies to her and I. She already knew and liked the song so it was good fun :D

The Rolling Stones should have covered this

good one dave

One of the greatest shows ever!