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@shrimpy4687

Ай бұрын

I already use Opera, thank you.

@atsushisbf_e

Ай бұрын

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@Ghosty_starzz

Ай бұрын

Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know

@alanamadeleine2592

Ай бұрын

@@Ghosty_starzzI HAVE SEEN THAT ONE ITS SO BAD

@georgehasnofriendz

Ай бұрын

no

Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.

@maritzahernandez9129

Ай бұрын

But why’s no one talking abt his iceeeeee😍

@ItsJC-gu3jz

Ай бұрын

@@maritzahernandez9129ice ice baby

@iloveme4216

Ай бұрын

Hippies?

@johannawahlberg8318

Ай бұрын

im in

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@herb4n7egend

Ай бұрын

@@ville__ im in your fucking walls

@Novacaine-p

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__dont even lock your door tonight it won't stop me

@crazeenerd5274

Ай бұрын

What about body dysmorphia from not being pure monke?

@slightlyexpiredyoghurt

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__I'm outside your bedroom window

lost the opportunity to say “they’re going absolutely apesh*t “ instead of monkey mode😭😭

@Nezumi99

26 күн бұрын

Apes and Monkeys are not the same

cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere

@respectthefish4992

18 күн бұрын

you are talking about one person so of course they are the same

@Pink_Pineapple42

12 күн бұрын

Also Chad Chad

@mrunmaiparab9705

9 күн бұрын

​@@Pink_Pineapple42 Still the same person

"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@korbans

Ай бұрын

@@ville__ cries

@FlyoverStatePark

Ай бұрын

That line does go hard af

@crumpettrashgoblin

Ай бұрын

Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the KZread Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

@EclipseINF

Ай бұрын

​@@crumpettrashgoblin sounds like a nice guy 😃

Beatboxing puppy

@lucywind9743

Ай бұрын

So real

@thecardboardboxz

Ай бұрын

Thats cool as hell

@PinnePon

Ай бұрын

YO??

@saumyaa_2

Ай бұрын

me!!

@diberhaze

Ай бұрын

huh

It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀

@aceofheartzxaver1366

16 күн бұрын

Honestly I’m perfectly fine with that

@Falcasun

12 күн бұрын

That's his whole Niche

@nessstarries6204

7 күн бұрын

I think you just have the memory of a goldfish smh, you're not even a monkey

"Toe sucker 2: Something is afoot" goes unequivocally hard

"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about

@yeahno1796

Ай бұрын

we love key and peele

@lovesdramas

Ай бұрын

@@yeahno1796 PREACH 👏👏👏

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis cry about it.

@AmbassadorKat

Ай бұрын

Seriously tho

@jdubbs6508

Ай бұрын

LMAO

“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear

@sethmp333

Ай бұрын

Why do you fear 😳

@atlasallthewaydown

Ай бұрын

do not fear

@moglibogli313

Ай бұрын

omg someone else that says "i fear"

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .

@starshapedsprinkles

Ай бұрын

⁠@@ville__i looked through your profile and DAMN DUDE are you okay? genuinely

seeing the two tarzans chilling in the tree together like real monkeys would was so wholesome it healed me.

I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)

"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison

@ville__

Ай бұрын

Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it.

@BoxOfToasters

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__Didn't ask. m o n k e b e s t

@ville__

Ай бұрын

didnt ask females

@Blazeit-rj3eb

Ай бұрын

@@ville__cope sneed

@lux_r

Ай бұрын

@@ville__ "females" spot the virgin easy edition

ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it

@ville__

Ай бұрын

Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it

@Mary-T35T4

Ай бұрын

i know right, hes really not out here trying to make money, hes just teaching his philosophy and getting people healthier

@VintageSpud

Ай бұрын

If you don’t understand that’s 1500 usd

@Novacaine-p

Ай бұрын

​@@VintageSpudthey know that

@VintageSpud

Ай бұрын

@@Novacaine-p nah I mean new people who see this and wonder

“im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg

Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂

" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell

@sleepingcat.

Ай бұрын

sweet balls of fire??? 😭😭😭

@rushdude90

Ай бұрын

Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓 Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.

@applefish93

Ай бұрын

@@rushdude90 Apes! Not monkeys! Not monkeys at all :)

@Lucaz99

Ай бұрын

@@rushdude90bees are also fish

@IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt

Ай бұрын

@@rushdude90 wait its all fish??????????

Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers

@lsh5758

Ай бұрын

Curtain 😭

@Daze..

Ай бұрын

Curtain clobber

@harrycallaghan2670

Ай бұрын

Nah, no need to retry that one

@SuperHGB

Ай бұрын

reminder that Dave Strider is infact, pregnant. And with his best friend

@ninevehgrey

Ай бұрын

Please don't correct the spelling

The cutaway scenes taking too long is the true comedy genius of this channel, please never change them

refreshing to see strange influencers online and not have the experience be like gazing into an abyss of depravity. these two seem pretty harmless

Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰

@ash_at_his_core

Ай бұрын

Was it Kurtis Kurtis or Country Kurtis ? There's a big difference

@Daze..

Ай бұрын

Maybe he confused you for a trash can 🥱

@TimeForMyOpinion

Ай бұрын

are you sure it wasn’t Daniel Gorgonzola

@kirbjay

Ай бұрын

@@TimeForMyOpinion aren't they the same person?

@FunctionallyLiteratePerson

Ай бұрын

At least it wasn't shit

Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.

@adeliaaf5649

Ай бұрын

Same!

@teej80

Ай бұрын

100% agreed, I always love the sketches!!

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@deadsoup12

Ай бұрын

@@ville__i'm going to touch you.

@didiofure1479

Ай бұрын

@@ville__Get a life, clout chaser hater

The monkey diss track actually goes so hard😭🙏

kurtis would go nuts on an epic rap battles of history

honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"

@ErikaCartet

Ай бұрын

yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.

@JayJayShawtyBae

Ай бұрын

You’re tripping

@coffeecatichino5332

Ай бұрын

His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.

@CheetahsShampoo

Ай бұрын

​@@JayJayShawtyBae How is he tripping when he's on his feet and knuckles??? 🦍

@avamorgan7860

Ай бұрын

but if he was a therian or a furry.. SOCIETYYYY 👺👹👹👹

“Wipe your ass with it” was IMMEDIATELY interrupted by a charmin ad… the algorithm is getting stronger

@KodeeCo.

Ай бұрын

I got the exact same ad at the exact same time 😭

@tatumfowler3603

Ай бұрын

anti monke propaganda

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it.

@Y0ur_Fell0w_Art1st

Ай бұрын

@@ville__rage baiter? 🫢📸 🤫🧏

@ragcat3732

Ай бұрын

*insert drew gooden charmin bears rant*

i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)

@-Z-th2rq

Ай бұрын

😨

Kurtis, regarding "monkeys being made of steel": Have you ever seen a Chimpanzee without its fur?. Google it. Their muscular densitiy is insane. Not quite steel, but they are at minimum four times stronger than your average man- while weighing WAY less. Incredible creatures.

“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever

@murkymud

Ай бұрын

NAH “she do the walk of shame on her knuckles” got me 😭

@billyjoesmth4442

24 күн бұрын

brother

@visionary420

23 күн бұрын

@@billyjoesmth4442 b…. brother

As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!

@ville__

Ай бұрын

Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it

@PowerlineIsGod

Ай бұрын

Compared to a lot of toxic fitness/gym bros out there, these guys, although in a kinda strange way, just seem to want to exercise and enjoy nature

@xcastielx

Ай бұрын

Looks pretty fun honestly!

@nuclearcrystal100

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__ lmao damn , insecure much

@lovrboi

Ай бұрын

they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying

I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special

I love the cutaway sketches. I feel like they’re a chance for your comedy to shine in a more unique and individual way. You do them at whatever length you want.

THE "call me key im surrounded by peele" IS SUCH A FIRE BAR OMG

@h.t.8812

Ай бұрын

Someone pls explain 😭

@seraaaaaa

Ай бұрын

@@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.

@dnicole8182

Ай бұрын

Key and Peele…

@kirttnabala2385

Ай бұрын

@@h.t.8812 its the two funny guy called key & peele

@ahhno4662

Ай бұрын

@@kirttnabala2385I love “funny guy” to mean comedian

i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!

@simplyymase4005

Ай бұрын

i have them

@josiahshea3350

Ай бұрын

​@@simplyymase4005 you have that person's balls?

@StarThePony191

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__ someone's jealous because they didnt get their balls kicked 😮😮

@coconutgirliee

Ай бұрын

@@StarThePony191i think it’s just a bot

@engreem9281

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__your still funny dude. Legit so funny you think that we care

he's climbing trees and people give him money I do it and all I get is "GET OUT OF MY TREE" and "I CALLING THE POLICE"

"She do the walk of shame on her knuckles" goes harder than it needed to though

Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.

@wingdingdoes6687

Ай бұрын

So you're saying.... Go monkey... Instead of go therapy....

@spekstic

Ай бұрын

that's really interesting and makes so much sense 😭

@evansblackparade

Ай бұрын

I’ve thought abt this a lot since I heard someone present this theory. Our society has evolved around us much faster than our own selves

@coco.clownie

Ай бұрын

Omg i just learned that a month ago!!! thx for spreading the word!

@shadowwolf9823

Ай бұрын

So basically "The industrial revolution has had disastrous consequences for the race"

As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.

@dektarey4024

Ай бұрын

Until your rectum finds out those fruit-based decisions it had no say in have real, not-so-solid consequences.

@soulsplosion6874

Ай бұрын

literally like damn bro I want to do this too tbh

@rosethorne9155

Ай бұрын

That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂 I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.

"Trouble is afoot" genuinely got me lmfao

The fact that the music video isn't even marked in this video is a crime. Absolutely legendary

If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.

@user-ds1zs8bs4s

Ай бұрын

Reading sux

@transchestr9839

Ай бұрын

@@user-ds1zs8bs4s yo mama

@that_dark_bird

Ай бұрын

@@user-ds1zs8bs4sjust say you can’t and move on

@Gaming1Doge

Ай бұрын

@@user-ds1zs8bs4s ok illiterate

@grammy_hnng

Ай бұрын

@@user-ds1zs8bs4syou got ratiod by the nerds

during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol

@Shrek_-jz5re

Ай бұрын

Yes! These cutaways are the best 😂

@bloodhound..

Ай бұрын

(i havent watched the whole video) the what

@coralcanales396

Ай бұрын

This cutaway was absolutely hilarious. It was the perfect length and I ended up choking on my water from laughing!

@soappacket2342

Ай бұрын

Bruh and he used the Grapefruit Technique sound effrct😭😭😭😭

@Toastygremlin

Ай бұрын

IKR like TikTok shortened it and made my brain cells rot but Kurtis is helping at least one of those.

I used to work at a gym (a functional fitness gym for context) and we were encouraged not to wear shoes. you think that would be weird but I was almost always behind a desk and my boss was never there (i worked the 5am-10am shift so i barely saw her). The reason for it is just ankle strength, our footwear takes most of the brunt from everyday actions so walking bearfoot is actually better for your ankle strength, leading to less sprains, letting your natural foot adapt to being unsupported

6:09 I have seen too much Jabroni because i INSTANTLY recognized that hamster sound xD

Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness... Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it. He do be a chill monke

@wesjall

Ай бұрын

Yeah he legit seems cool as hell lol

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .

@TheParagonIsDead

Ай бұрын

Fr

@abigailr.9601

Ай бұрын

A Monkie king, one might say *winks to all Journey to the West fans*

these guys are the only definition of “boys will be boys” that i will accept

@jeannekchastenay8485

Ай бұрын

forreal

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

Make the cut away sketches longer I love every second lmao

This is surprisingly wholesome? The fact that these dudes are besties is honestly so refreshing. Sometimes the internet is good lmao

"Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard. This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@raynie96

Ай бұрын

😂

@yeahno1796

Ай бұрын

my fav bar fr, i love key and peele AND kurtis

@saturnsextilevenus

Ай бұрын

what does this actually reference? is it a pop culture thing lol

@Hendur

Ай бұрын

@@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us" Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it

I thought the skits were crazy then I saw the Tarzan diss track 💀 18:06

@pvic6959

Ай бұрын

it wasz SO GOOOD

@hannahs_jewelry1

Ай бұрын

@@pvic6959 ITS ON SPOTIFY

That DB Cooper joke was so funny i was legit in tears

@eh.440

Ай бұрын

😂

The 'theres trouble afoot' sketch had me rolling, good stuff 😂

“Call me Key I’m surrounded by Peel” Kurtis is unironically a super good lyricist

@shiannafoxx

Ай бұрын

Some might even say he's very really good

@eartheclipse8

Ай бұрын

I didn't get that part

@DiamantisHell

Ай бұрын

​@@eartheclipse8it's a reference to Key and Peele,a comedy sketch duo. You can find some clips on youtube.

@feijoa4545

Ай бұрын

@@eartheclipse8hes referencing that comedy duo key and peele infamous for their skits

@DiamantisHell

Ай бұрын

Yessss! His lyrics for the Pinocchio diss track are unironically fire!

I actually love when your sketches completely deviate from the original joke, you never know what to expect

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .

@endeavor1664

Ай бұрын

same it's the best part

@ville__

Ай бұрын

@@endeavor1664 didnt ask

@Cryingemojii

Ай бұрын

​@@ville__ absolutely most cringy person on earty

@cheezman

Ай бұрын

@@ville__ Shut up bro

It’s monky time, Kurty

Kurtis discovers therians 💥💥💥

@Twixerua

20 күн бұрын

LMAO

The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually

he really just dropped the hardest monkeying around diss track and thought we wouldn’t notice

@madyr616

Ай бұрын

bro i can’t believe that is kurtis.. why has he been hiding this talent

@j.g.3293

Ай бұрын

On that Monkey Business

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it.

the sort of too long comical cutaway are an INTEGRAL part of the kurtis connor KZread video experience trust me it's perfect bro!

Absolutely 100% want to see a video on that trilogy, are you kidding?

“i’m swinging on vines, jane said you last 6 seconds” i had to run that back it was too smooth😭😭

Honestly the cutaway sketches are one of the funniest things ever, my friends and I reference a bunch of them often, please don't ever get rid of them

@cheezysis3756

Ай бұрын

Same here! Me and my sisters do it a lot, it's a shame he hasn't been doing it as much as back then

@YellowMaweta

Ай бұрын

THE TOE SUCKER 2 TROUBLE IS A FOOT

Please keep the cutaway skits they’re honestly my favorite part of your videos

Please keep the long sketch bits, I think they're my absolute favourite part of your videos

We need kurtis conner "i lived like a monkey influencer for a week"

The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!

@kami_light

Ай бұрын

I actually watch his videos for the cutaways

@coralcanales396

Ай бұрын

Agreed! These cutaway are perfect!

@easysteezy

Ай бұрын

i couldn't agree more

@olympiadreamer6992

Ай бұрын

💯 I love how random they are and how they stretch on and on. It's a particular humor but I love it, reminds me of family guy ish

YOUR CUTAWAY SKETCHES ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR VIDEOS PLS DONT CHANGE THEM

one of these days kurtis cut away sketch will be the length of a full fleg movie and I'm here for it!!

Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.

@vacafuega

Ай бұрын

Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.

@brookehop8

Ай бұрын

I worked at a kayak job for 4 years and the same thing happened, it's so nice to be able to walk anywhere haha

@efnfen

Ай бұрын

How could you feel the earth below your feet if you have huge callouses that block the sensation of rocks and sticks

@Jack-px8lf

Ай бұрын

​@@efnfenif u play guitar u can still feel the string is there through ur callous

@efnfen

Ай бұрын

@@Jack-px8lf why would you want to play guitar with your callous feet

I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao

@WafflesssFalling

Ай бұрын

I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising

@mcgee779

Ай бұрын

@@WafflesssFalling I’m sure it’s great in nature, but he tried this in a big city

@simbelmyne7767

Ай бұрын

​@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse. ...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty

@amierith

28 күн бұрын

I basically grew up in a forest and hated shoes as a kid.... until I got bit by a spider on my heel, which almost resulted in my leg being amputated at the hip. Not safe to go running around in nature without shoes either. Humans started wearing shoes tens of thousands of years ago. Our feet aren't built for running around shoeless anymore.

@marnenotmarnie259

25 күн бұрын

yeah humanity has made it pretty hard to get any of the benefits that might exist

omg the skits are so iconic

Do not listen to people about your cutaways. Love’em as they are! And, you know how to end a sketch. That skill must only be possessed by like 3 people. Keep it up!

i love this new era of commentary content where we just find interesting people and talk about them. no hate. good vibes. happy

@ville__

Ай бұрын

im better than kurtis conner cry about it, atleast i put actual effort into my vids

@angelsnaiilz

Ай бұрын

SAME!! i love this genre of commentary. variety is the spice of life

@manni6below

Ай бұрын

it’s literally always been like this😭😭

@andrzejsugier

Ай бұрын

@@ville__ good god you're pathetic.

@gojobollo

Ай бұрын

Kurtis and similar creator nevee have insulted the people involved, literally nothing has changed what r u on

Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅

@Frindle_Babbin

Ай бұрын

Time to incorporate crawling into my goblin time (real ones will be having that)

@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme

Ай бұрын

​@@Frindle_Babbinsame my goblin time needs this

@anasemelianova5759

Ай бұрын

yeah and that apple throwing thing was also a great exercise for both body and mind/attention training

Love your skits, don't ever think about making them shorter.

The grapefruit technique audio!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That diss track went so hard my ass cheeks immediately clenched 😢💔

@CRYYY0FF34R

Ай бұрын

REAL

@JoeNoshow27

Ай бұрын

Right, clecnehd. Me too. Definitely didn't completely relax or anything cuzz that'd be super weird

@Lazydog476

Ай бұрын

Real, it was INTENSE

No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.

@iiLiaxx

Ай бұрын

I love his sketches

@katrollins9833

Ай бұрын

Me too 😂

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

The cutaways are perfect the way they are!

i love your cutaway sketches. whoever said they go on too long is wrong. please don't stop

"you'll live to regret it, like what, dhar mann" goes so hard

@Ckoolaidmeiskool

Ай бұрын

Monke

@Superc00lMe

Ай бұрын

Monke

@SaikiLover127

Ай бұрын

Monke

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@Foogul

Ай бұрын

Monke

I think the long bits are what make them great. They don't conclude where you'd expect, makes it more funny.

@audreydoyle5268

Ай бұрын

It's like Family Guy, but actually stays on topic

BRO PUT THAT SONG ON SPOTIFY!!!!!

shoes are kind of a simple way of foot binding. my daughter never wore shoes and shes older now, i wondered why her feet are wider. turns out she has natural feet and my feet are slim because of shoes.

4:22 you said “playing outside all year round while bare-chested *and* bare-chested” like they were different words and it driving me crazy

@jasminec8888

Ай бұрын

This was bothering me too omg I think it’s meant to be ‘and bare foot’ but Kurtis didn’t say anything so I was like am I missing something here

@frozenraspberries-

Ай бұрын

i think its meant as "bare-chested (actually bare-chested) and bare-chested (as in vulnerable & embarrassing because it might be humiliating and scary to do at first)" but it could also be a mistake and the second time might be meant as barefoot

@lunar_light

Ай бұрын

I was thinking the other one could be bear-chested? As in, HAIRY?

@ville__

Ай бұрын

I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it

@TwelvetreeZ

Ай бұрын

He says it twice to emphasise he wants to see both boobs 💕

"TROUBLE IS A FOOT" has me cackling

i go outside in nature. barefoot only. i hate wearing shoes, some people don’t like it and some do. not trying to relate to this guy but i do love climbing trees since i was little and i do it barefoot because without shoes it’s much harder to climb and can damage your ankles, and i do love walking in the grass/leaves/mud barefoot. calluses is built up so it doesn’t hurt.

I love your cutaway sketches, pls never make them shorter

"I'm swinging on vines, Jane said you last 6 seconds" Is literally a genius line I haven't thought about Vine in a while

@chillcreep4926

Ай бұрын

This comment made me realize the depth of the line. I went "oooohhhhh" to myself in my dark bedroom, lol. Thank you

it's an extra layer of comedy that the sketches go on just a few beats too long, it's hilarious, keep em

5:53 That skit had me dying Omg

Therianthropy wirh extra steps

“this a certified banger mr mayor!” we all say in unison

“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard

Didn't expect this one to have the best Kurtis song yet lmao

the skits are never too long!!

honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥

@itiswhatitismindset

Ай бұрын

the spider monkey part brought back horrible childhood memories of twilight

@DylanTT17

Ай бұрын

@shrikessthats an awesome thing to be known for

Kurtis' green screen sketches are like putting on the One Ring; he's slowly going mad but the power is intoxicating.

Friends to enemies to lovers arc would go wild