Anna and Elsa announce the church reopening for worship services.
Frozen parody lyrics for “First Time in Forever”
Anna: The building is open, so’s that door
Hand sanitizer pumps galore
Who knew we owned a 1000 offering plates
For weeks I’ve been locked down in my room
Boy, am I tired of using Zoom.
Finally I get to see who’s late!
But we still cannot touch people
And must stay 6 feet apart
I’m learning how to Greet them from afar.
For the first time in forever
I put on my real church clothes.
For the first time in forever
I’m not judging how this goes
Don’t know if I’ve had too much coffee
But I’m parked in the right zone
’Cause for the first time in forever
I’m not worshipping alone.

I can’t wait to see everyone!
What if I’m THE only one?
No more lagging or sleeping in
Waiting for the service to begin
Been a while since I last wore heels (ah!)…
Refreshment table’s no longer there
Wanted coffee but I guess that’s fair
Wish I could stuff muffins in my face!
But still we fellowship all morning
Which is totally bizarre
Don’t wanna leave and get back in my car!
’Cause for the first time in forever
There’ll be worship music live!
For the first time in forever
I’m not relying on WIFI.
And I know it is totally spread out
And I just sit with my family
But for the first time in forever
At least it’s not just me!

Elsa: Must let them in
Must let them see
Even if it’s not
the way it used to be
Conceal (put on mask)
Don’t feel
Or Touch your face…
Please Use Purell
And everyone show grace
But it’s only for today
Anna: It might be for a few weeks!
Elsa: It’s agony to wait
Anna: We’ve waited this long…
Elsa: Tell the guards to open up the doooooors!
Anna: (We have guards?) The doors!!!
For the first time in forever
Elsa: Must let them in, Must let them see
Anna: I’m getting what I’ve waited for!
Elsa: Even if its not the way it used to be
Anna: A chance to come out of quarantine
Elsa: Conceal
Anna: A chance to not be bored!
Elsa: Conceal, don’t feel
Or touch your face
Anna: It could all go back tomorrow
Unless we’re flattening the curve!!
For the first time in forever…
For the first time in forever
We are back at CHURCH!!!
::COUGH.